Mark McGwire testifies to Congress.

[Quinn Martin]

Apparently he wants to stay positive and not dwell on the past-- mm-kay?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/drakedrake/mcqwire-mackey.jpg

[SelfHatingJew]

that was not funny at all.

[roche]

That is horribile. I'm sorry, it is.

[mewantyogurt]

It definitely deserved its own thread

[Quinn Martin]

that was not funny at all.

Not your "brand of humor", lil' fella? Well I think a long-haired, older-than-dirt philosopher said it best when he repeatedly shouted, "I don't care...I just don't care. I really don't care. Goddamit Robin, I really don't care!" That philosopher's name? Jesus Christ.

Speaking of ol' nail hands--
JESUS CHRIST, thanks for the prompt and in-depth critique of this pic. I posted it here two weeks ago right after suffering through hours of testimony by Mark McGwire. Something about his fat-roid head, slimmed-down body, and repetitive positive anti-drug message "for the children"-- all while not owning up to his own past drug use-- made me think of "South Park" and Mr. Mackey. I took a Mackey pic, shopped in a few McGwire features, and kicked it out the door here in less time than I've spent replying to you. It's my only post ever to this Photoshop forum. I didn't label it a masterpiece under a headline "Put on your laughing hats!!!!" It was just a quickie, posted two weeks ago when it was timely.

I see work on this forum that is superb. I also see stuff that looks beyond amateurish. I've never commented on anyone either way. I appreciate the effort, laugh if I think it's funny, and move on (as most people here do). Thanks for singling me out for your special critique, you silly goose.

Oh and--- love ya, Roche, love ya Mewantyogurt. Mmmm-kay?

[MetalSign]

Speaking of ol' nail hands--
JESUS CHRIST

Best line. Ever.