rocfastrini
03-21-2005, 10:30 PM
Show Open
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• During the intro, there is a problem because at first the instant replay buttons weren’t working.
• Ant brings up that Stern is planning to get a bus and do a tour to promote his move to satellite radio if he is kicked off the air. Ant says he is sure that Stern will claim that he invented that idea. He points out that Stern is an agoraphobic, and Op says that Ant is close to becoming one. This segues into them talking about the Hard Rock Café show, and Ant says that he stayed after the broadcast drinking with the fans. Op says he felt like a dick walking out, because he washed his hands, and didn’t want to shake any hands as he left.
• Op talks about them broadcasting from DC tomorrow and Wednesday, and that they will be talking to some of the people they saw last time they were there, like the Mad Mexican and Cricket.
• They are distracted by Terry Schiavo’s husband on the morning news shows. This segues into them talking about the case, and Op says they should just let her go. Jimmy jokes he can understand the husband – “Close your mouth, we get it”, then he says that the parents should have say in the matter. Ant says that he is unsure who to side with on it.
• Caller – keeps shouting that he can’t hear them. Ant is distracted by the call and he forgets the point he is making.
• They switch to talking about the newspapers’ games, and the controversy about the Daily News and the printing mistake that led a lot of people thinking that they won a lot of money in it. Ant points out that even Eric was one of the people that got one of the erroneous winning tickets. He says that he was watching the news, and it seems that a lot of the cameras were showing people in the Bronx and Harlem. Op talks about always seeing more minorities buying scratch off games when he is at the store. He also says that eventually their will be lawsuits from people claiming that they were misled by thinking they won. Ant reads the back of the card, which states that the Daily News has no liability in a situation like this.
• Caller – says he was also one of the people that thought he won $100,000 and that his friend also thought he won $50,000.
• Caller – says his girl’s father thought he won too.
• Audio – the 100 grand prank contest.
• Sands through the Hourglass – “Man attacked by chimp”
Break
• Caller – A doctor who had a patient come in with chest pains, caused by the whole scratch off fiasco
• Caller – wonders what happened to the guys that had the correct number, but threw it away because of the printing error. Ant says there is a case in court about a guy that threw away a lottery ticket that won $100,000 dollars and a woman ended up picking it up.
• Caller – says his aunt threw away a winning ticket, and he gets Jimmy.
• Ben comes in to talk about his celebrity sightings over the weekend – A girl from the “O.C.” and Matt Lauer.
• Op gives a Brother Wease update, saying that he has started the treatment for his cancer, and that it is starting to take effect. He also talks about Wease’s apartment, and him having a telescope there and that they were checking out people in the other apartment. He explains the treatment that Wease is going through and how it goes. He brings up that Wease is also playing poker a lot, and that he wants Ant to play with him. Ant says he was playing poker a lot over the weekend and doing pretty good, and then he made a mistake and lost to a listener.
• Op also talks about going to Caroline’s comedy club and seeing Mitch Hedburg, and that he said he wanted to come on the show today.
• Jimmy talks about his shows in Florida, and that they were pretty good
• Ant brings up the promos about the coming off the premium channel, and that it is mentioning that they are coming off the premium April 11th, when they return from vacation, not when they actually come off on April 2nd with Worst Of Shows. They play the promo, and Op says it’s a really good promo. Steve comes in to explain why, and that it had to do with information he was getting from DC. They play the actual promo, and Op says they are all a bunch of dummies, and he needs to just be doing the programming for the channel. Steve brings in another promo that they will be playing during the Worst Ofs.
• Rob Halford of Judas Priest calls in, from England. They talk to him about touring, about filling in for Ozzy at “Ozzfest”, and about getting Judas Priest back together. As they thank him for calling in, Ant signs off by saying “Thank you, shitdick.” They talk about how Jimmy did really good interviewing him, because Jimmy was the one with most of the questions.
• Op says they are considering listening on regular radio again today. He also responds to an instant feedback that criticizes Op bitching about the wrong date on the promos.
• Jimmy thanks a show in Baltimore “Out to Lunch” because they helped promote his show when he was there.
• Mitch Hedberg into break.
Break
• Wheelchair Fred calls in, and says that he will be appearing at the Boston live show on April 11h.
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He says he doesn’t have a ride there though. Op says they will put a bucket on stage for Fred so that people can donate money for him.
• Ant responds to an instant feedback that criticizes him for saying shitdick at the end of the Rob Halford interview.
• DJ from the “Out to Lunch” show in Baltimore, Chad, calls in to thank Jimmy for giving them props earlier. He also mentions that he is on the same station as the Don and Mike show, and this leads to…
• Replay of “Diary of a dead dog”.
• Jimmy says that the Photoshop he saw by cigarsandscotch of lil’ Rudy, Don’s dead dog, was the funniest thing he had ever seen.
• They talk about one of the jurors from the Robert Blake trial that is trying to plug his rock CD during interviews. They play some of his music, and agree that it is the worst singing they have ever heard. Ant says that Pat from Moonachie’s CDs are selling better than this guy’s.
• Pat from Moonachie calls in, to say that almost 100 people have requested his CD. They talk to him about the chick that made out with him for a MyFi at the St. Patrick’s Day show. He tries a couple of jokes *crash*
• Op reads a list of some of the O&A related stuff that is selling on EBay.
• They talk about site called “savetoby.com”, run by a guy claiming he will kill his rabbit if he doesn’t raise $50,000.
• Caller – says that he tried to make a donation but was unable to.
• Ant reads from snopes.com which claims that the story and the site is fake.
• Chris Jericho calls in. They talk to him about his band Fozzy and about his song (“Enemy”) getting airplay now. Op brings up the video for the song, which was edited by MTV because the end has one legged Eddie (winner of first Big Brother and friend of the show) jumping off a roof. They also ask him about what is going on in the WWE. Ant asks him if he saw the Chyna video which he hasn’t. He mentions that he also does a show on XM Channel “The Boneyard”.
• Ant does Dice for a few seconds, and wonders when he will call into the show
• Op says coming up next, they will be doing the bit where they listen in on other morning shows.
• Ant talks about “Wildboyz” on MTV and how funny it is.
• Chris Jericho’s “Enemy” song into break.
Break
• Ant retells his “booger” couch story, and how his new couch will be there in March.
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He talks about his list of things that gross him out, and that’s not is number two. He also says that he hates using Qtips. Keith the Cop comes in to say that what skeeves him out is boogers on the walls in the cop urinals. Op talks about in elementary school he would eat old chewing gum from under the desk. Ant talks about seeing handprints on his TV screen from the little kids, and that he doesn’t understand how people deal with kids. Op says eventually Ant will come in with a bubble suit.
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Ant talks about seeing handprints on his TV screen from the little kids, and that he doesn’t understand how people deal with kids.
• Caller – calls in with a story of a prisoner that sprayed the contents of a colostomy bag on him and other officers.
• Op says he realizes that they messed up the morning show bit and that now they will have to do it tomorrow.
• They talk about Ozzy, and Op says he will let Jimmy do the interview, because it’s his moment. They are distracted by Tony Danza on TV, celebrating his 100th show.
• “Stalker Patti talks sexy” into break.
Break
• Back from break, Op is eating.
• Ant says that people are writing in saying they liked the Stalker Patti promo into break, and that it was done by Dru Boogie.
• Jimmy says that one time a suppository fell on him during one of his “sessions”. Ant says that he will not accept that as fact. Jimmy also talks about the image he would give his ex about jerking off her father and grinding on her grandma.
• Ant talks about watching Rocky I – IV over the weekend, and he starts doing Stallone. They also talk about Rambo, and play clips from Rambo.
• Caller – talks about trashing Rambo while in the Army and getting in trouble b/c of it.
• Ant brings up a Chuck Norris film, “Lone Wolf McQuaid”.
• Caller – said his dad cried at the end of Rambo.
• Ozzy Osbourne in studio, much to Jimmy’s delight.
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• Ozzy talks about Sharon, and about his ATV accident. He tells them that he isn’t doing any drugs, and he says he loves satellite radio with the cursing. Jimmy is quiet during it, and then he finally joins in with some questions. Op and Ant tell Ozzy that Jimmy is his hugest fan. Jimmy tells Ozzy his tranny story. Op asks him about War Pigs, Ozzy say he can’t even remember making the record. Jimmy brings up his theory that U2 stole Sunday Bloody Sunday, and Ozzy says no it’s the other way around. Ant brings up a story about Ozzy getting cosmetic surgery, Ozzy says then he needs to get his money back because he looks the same.
• Op tells Ozzy to give them a “Fuck You!” because the show is ending, which he does just as…
Program Complete
Photoshops by: Oswald, hemmorage, TBrokenjaw, freak8, stevethrower and DrGonzoPA
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/7673/ozzy5wu.gif
• During the intro, there is a problem because at first the instant replay buttons weren’t working.
• Ant brings up that Stern is planning to get a bus and do a tour to promote his move to satellite radio if he is kicked off the air. Ant says he is sure that Stern will claim that he invented that idea. He points out that Stern is an agoraphobic, and Op says that Ant is close to becoming one. This segues into them talking about the Hard Rock Café show, and Ant says that he stayed after the broadcast drinking with the fans. Op says he felt like a dick walking out, because he washed his hands, and didn’t want to shake any hands as he left.
• Op talks about them broadcasting from DC tomorrow and Wednesday, and that they will be talking to some of the people they saw last time they were there, like the Mad Mexican and Cricket.
• They are distracted by Terry Schiavo’s husband on the morning news shows. This segues into them talking about the case, and Op says they should just let her go. Jimmy jokes he can understand the husband – “Close your mouth, we get it”, then he says that the parents should have say in the matter. Ant says that he is unsure who to side with on it.
• Caller – keeps shouting that he can’t hear them. Ant is distracted by the call and he forgets the point he is making.
• They switch to talking about the newspapers’ games, and the controversy about the Daily News and the printing mistake that led a lot of people thinking that they won a lot of money in it. Ant points out that even Eric was one of the people that got one of the erroneous winning tickets. He says that he was watching the news, and it seems that a lot of the cameras were showing people in the Bronx and Harlem. Op talks about always seeing more minorities buying scratch off games when he is at the store. He also says that eventually their will be lawsuits from people claiming that they were misled by thinking they won. Ant reads the back of the card, which states that the Daily News has no liability in a situation like this.
• Caller – says he was also one of the people that thought he won $100,000 and that his friend also thought he won $50,000.
• Caller – says his girl’s father thought he won too.
• Audio – the 100 grand prank contest.
• Sands through the Hourglass – “Man attacked by chimp”
Break
• Caller – A doctor who had a patient come in with chest pains, caused by the whole scratch off fiasco
• Caller – wonders what happened to the guys that had the correct number, but threw it away because of the printing error. Ant says there is a case in court about a guy that threw away a lottery ticket that won $100,000 dollars and a woman ended up picking it up.
• Caller – says his aunt threw away a winning ticket, and he gets Jimmy.
• Ben comes in to talk about his celebrity sightings over the weekend – A girl from the “O.C.” and Matt Lauer.
• Op gives a Brother Wease update, saying that he has started the treatment for his cancer, and that it is starting to take effect. He also talks about Wease’s apartment, and him having a telescope there and that they were checking out people in the other apartment. He explains the treatment that Wease is going through and how it goes. He brings up that Wease is also playing poker a lot, and that he wants Ant to play with him. Ant says he was playing poker a lot over the weekend and doing pretty good, and then he made a mistake and lost to a listener.
• Op also talks about going to Caroline’s comedy club and seeing Mitch Hedburg, and that he said he wanted to come on the show today.
• Jimmy talks about his shows in Florida, and that they were pretty good
• Ant brings up the promos about the coming off the premium channel, and that it is mentioning that they are coming off the premium April 11th, when they return from vacation, not when they actually come off on April 2nd with Worst Of Shows. They play the promo, and Op says it’s a really good promo. Steve comes in to explain why, and that it had to do with information he was getting from DC. They play the actual promo, and Op says they are all a bunch of dummies, and he needs to just be doing the programming for the channel. Steve brings in another promo that they will be playing during the Worst Ofs.
• Rob Halford of Judas Priest calls in, from England. They talk to him about touring, about filling in for Ozzy at “Ozzfest”, and about getting Judas Priest back together. As they thank him for calling in, Ant signs off by saying “Thank you, shitdick.” They talk about how Jimmy did really good interviewing him, because Jimmy was the one with most of the questions.
• Op says they are considering listening on regular radio again today. He also responds to an instant feedback that criticizes Op bitching about the wrong date on the promos.
• Jimmy thanks a show in Baltimore “Out to Lunch” because they helped promote his show when he was there.
• Mitch Hedberg into break.
Break
• Wheelchair Fred calls in, and says that he will be appearing at the Boston live show on April 11h.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/kingkongfred.jpg
He says he doesn’t have a ride there though. Op says they will put a bucket on stage for Fred so that people can donate money for him.
• Ant responds to an instant feedback that criticizes him for saying shitdick at the end of the Rob Halford interview.
• DJ from the “Out to Lunch” show in Baltimore, Chad, calls in to thank Jimmy for giving them props earlier. He also mentions that he is on the same station as the Don and Mike show, and this leads to…
• Replay of “Diary of a dead dog”.
• Jimmy says that the Photoshop he saw by cigarsandscotch of lil’ Rudy, Don’s dead dog, was the funniest thing he had ever seen.
• They talk about one of the jurors from the Robert Blake trial that is trying to plug his rock CD during interviews. They play some of his music, and agree that it is the worst singing they have ever heard. Ant says that Pat from Moonachie’s CDs are selling better than this guy’s.
• Pat from Moonachie calls in, to say that almost 100 people have requested his CD. They talk to him about the chick that made out with him for a MyFi at the St. Patrick’s Day show. He tries a couple of jokes *crash*
• Op reads a list of some of the O&A related stuff that is selling on EBay.
• They talk about site called “savetoby.com”, run by a guy claiming he will kill his rabbit if he doesn’t raise $50,000.
• Caller – says that he tried to make a donation but was unable to.
• Ant reads from snopes.com which claims that the story and the site is fake.
• Chris Jericho calls in. They talk to him about his band Fozzy and about his song (“Enemy”) getting airplay now. Op brings up the video for the song, which was edited by MTV because the end has one legged Eddie (winner of first Big Brother and friend of the show) jumping off a roof. They also ask him about what is going on in the WWE. Ant asks him if he saw the Chyna video which he hasn’t. He mentions that he also does a show on XM Channel “The Boneyard”.
• Ant does Dice for a few seconds, and wonders when he will call into the show
• Op says coming up next, they will be doing the bit where they listen in on other morning shows.
• Ant talks about “Wildboyz” on MTV and how funny it is.
• Chris Jericho’s “Enemy” song into break.
Break
• Ant retells his “booger” couch story, and how his new couch will be there in March.
http://img43.exs.cx/img43/4316/couch1ic.jpg
He talks about his list of things that gross him out, and that’s not is number two. He also says that he hates using Qtips. Keith the Cop comes in to say that what skeeves him out is boogers on the walls in the cop urinals. Op talks about in elementary school he would eat old chewing gum from under the desk. Ant talks about seeing handprints on his TV screen from the little kids, and that he doesn’t understand how people deal with kids. Op says eventually Ant will come in with a bubble suit.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Oswald/AnthonyHughesInStudio2.jpg
http://img43.exs.cx/img43/991/bubble3qe.jpg
Ant talks about seeing handprints on his TV screen from the little kids, and that he doesn’t understand how people deal with kids.
• Caller – calls in with a story of a prisoner that sprayed the contents of a colostomy bag on him and other officers.
• Op says he realizes that they messed up the morning show bit and that now they will have to do it tomorrow.
• They talk about Ozzy, and Op says he will let Jimmy do the interview, because it’s his moment. They are distracted by Tony Danza on TV, celebrating his 100th show.
• “Stalker Patti talks sexy” into break.
Break
• Back from break, Op is eating.
• Ant says that people are writing in saying they liked the Stalker Patti promo into break, and that it was done by Dru Boogie.
• Jimmy says that one time a suppository fell on him during one of his “sessions”. Ant says that he will not accept that as fact. Jimmy also talks about the image he would give his ex about jerking off her father and grinding on her grandma.
• Ant talks about watching Rocky I – IV over the weekend, and he starts doing Stallone. They also talk about Rambo, and play clips from Rambo.
• Caller – talks about trashing Rambo while in the Army and getting in trouble b/c of it.
• Ant brings up a Chuck Norris film, “Lone Wolf McQuaid”.
• Caller – said his dad cried at the end of Rambo.
• Ozzy Osbourne in studio, much to Jimmy’s delight.
http://img203.exs.cx/img203/6443/worthy1uh.jpg
http://img235.exs.cx/img235/1095/3320050321ozzyona053pk.jpg
http://users.rcn.com/tasod/ozzsteve.jpg
• Ozzy talks about Sharon, and about his ATV accident. He tells them that he isn’t doing any drugs, and he says he loves satellite radio with the cursing. Jimmy is quiet during it, and then he finally joins in with some questions. Op and Ant tell Ozzy that Jimmy is his hugest fan. Jimmy tells Ozzy his tranny story. Op asks him about War Pigs, Ozzy say he can’t even remember making the record. Jimmy brings up his theory that U2 stole Sunday Bloody Sunday, and Ozzy says no it’s the other way around. Ant brings up a story about Ozzy getting cosmetic surgery, Ozzy says then he needs to get his money back because he looks the same.
• Op tells Ozzy to give them a “Fuck You!” because the show is ending, which he does just as…
Program Complete
Photoshops by: Oswald, hemmorage, TBrokenjaw, freak8, stevethrower and DrGonzoPA