rocfastrini
03-24-2005, 01:17 PM
Show Open
• Pat O’Brien’s voicemails over the Rage music, and for the first few minutes of the show.
• They come on, and Op says they can’t get enough of that audio.
• They play Danny’s mix of the audio, which is Jimmy talking like Pat O’Brien
• Op brings up an article by “Insideradio.com”, which claims that they have “disappeared” since being on satellite radio. Ant says it’s obviously a Stern fan that wants to take a jab at them.
• Op plays a listener submission of remixing the Pat O’Brien audio with “I wanna Sex you up”. Op says they could play Pat O’Brien all day long. Ant says the beauty of satellite radio is that they can just play it uncensored. Op says the story gets even better – according to the Daily News gossip column, Pat O’Brien used to refer to a black gay senior producer as “the fruit monkey”. *ding-ding*
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/fruitmonkeycopy.jpg
• Op plays Derek’s remix of the O’Brien audio, and Ant and Jimmy insert black references into his voicemail – “I wanna approach you in the subway and ask you for five dollars”.
• They all say that he is sooooo fired right now, and then “Banana Phone”
• Caller – says that they should go in the direction of the monkeys that attacked the couple, which Ant does.
• Caller – says that Pat O’Brien is manic depressive; Ant says it has booze and coke written all over it. Op adds in Viagra, and says his penis was talking to him like Anthony Hopkins in “Magic”.
• Ant starts to talk about being fed up with NY, but Op says they will talk about it when they come back from break.
• Sands through the hourglass – “Ant does Imus talking about Pat O’Brien”
Break
• Back from break, Op says its good to be back in NY, and Ant says he has just had it with the winter. He says that his drive home took him two hours yesterday, and he wishes his “Onstar” had an option to just blow up everything on the road. He says is just so ready for the upcoming vacation, which Op agrees with.
• Op talks about what he did yesterday after the show, which involved staying around with Jimmy to get a picture with Robert Plant. They watched him do his Artist Confidential, and Op says they couldn’t get over the fact that he has a huge head.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/bobbleplantcopy.jpg
http://i138.exs.cx/img138/8915/robertwild0qp.jpg
Op says while watching him, he felt like everyone is all the same because he looked out of shape.
http://img125.exs.cx/img125/5356/plant9bo.jpg
He then goes on to explain that there was just two straight hours of Jimmy obsessing over getting his picture. Ant says he heard that Jimmy was bothering everybody at XM, and Op says he was to the point that everyone was annoyed. Ant says he would never take a picture for Jimmy because of the pressure of taking one of the photos.
• Ant reads an instant feedback from a guy saying that “Sure Opie, we are all the same – He wrote ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and you forced a cripple to shove a dildo up his ass”. Jimmy gives his thanks for all the people that helped him get his photo with Robert Plant. He also says he will gladly go under the bus for his obsession, but he will bring Op with him. Turns out Jimmy got his photo with Plant first as he was walking past, but he had to drag Op down to hall to interrupt a conversation between Lee Abrams and Plant so that Op could get his photo. Op says that he was just standing there, and Jimmy was the one that encouraged him to go take the picture. Jimmy shows Ant the photos, and Ant says that Plant looks more comfortable in his photo with Jimmy as compared to Op.
(Jimmy’s Photo (http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_IMG_0717.JPG) and Opie’s Photo (http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_IMG_0718.JPG)) and just for fun:
http://www.cagedwhore.com/cwpic/2005/plant.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/cori27/poorjimmy.jpg
• Jimmy says that is why he is so obsessive because he always wants to be ready when that one moment comes that he can take the photo.
http://img225.exs.cx/img225/8366/jimnorton9ke.jpg
Op says that the show was second to Jimmy’s picture preparation yesterday.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/hmchl/divas.jpg
• Jimmy talks about his HBO special, which will be shot on April 26th , and that fans can get the free tickets by emailing jimnorton@broadwayvideo.com
• Op points out that his picture has been viewed less than Jimmy, by people on the site. Ant says lunatic Op will now obsess over how much picture views he has. They keep refreshing the page to see what the counts are up to
• Dru Boogie’s “the virus” into break
Break
• Op and Ant reiterate that they are doing a live show tomorrow. They say it will definitely be a “calling it in show” because it the last show before vacation. Op says that Bob Kelly will be sitting in for Jimmy tomorrow. Jimmy says that any comedian that comes on the show loves the freedom of XM radio.
• Op says that there is a specialist from XM radio is in studio, and he is shaking his head looking at the equipment in the studio. They talk about the “A team” from Washington coming up to fix all the problems with their studio.
• Op quickly promos the show after vacation, and that all the details are up on the website. Jimmy says it’s been a great week, with Ozzy and then the Robert Plant photos.
• They notice “whores” outside the studio that will be coming in a little later.
• Op talks about there ride on the “Acela” train back to NY. He says that Jimmy looks like a psychopath on purpose because he wants no one sitting next to him. Op talks about listening to all the business phone calls, and then Steve starts his business conversations which all involve porno. Ben says that a guy that sat next to them left after hearing him and Jimmy talking. Op says the lady across from him and Steve was just horrified by Steve’s conversation. Op says it was cool to see someone with a MyFi listening to the show and enjoying it.
• Steve C talks about the audio of Terry Schiavo’s father talking to her that he brought in for them. Op says imagine, if like in a Twilight Zone episode, she is fully conscious but just can’t communicate.
• Op plays Monty Python first, then Banana Phone instead of the Terry Schiavo audio. Jimmy stalls, and then they play “The Internet is for Porn”, followed by the “How’s Your News” interview with Al Franken. They continue playing various sound clips, before playing the actual audio including “Let’s Do it”, “You’re a filthy Whore”. They are distracted again by the women waiting to come in studio.
• Finally the actual audio of the father talking to Terry Schiavo, which is pretty much just her making a low extended groaning sound. They play clips in the background while the audio plays, including “Full Metal Jacket” and the Arnold clips.
• Bill Hicks audio “Put them in the movies”
• Sands through the hourglass – “Ben’s Hog ruins XM meeting”
Break
• Ant reads some of the instant feedback about the Terry Schiavo Audio.
• Op talks about a point Ant was making about the homicide rate drastically dropping in 2005. Op says his observation is that because the economy is good, is because the potential murderers are doing the “shitty” jobs like pumping gas, selling newspapers.
• Op brings up Whitney Houston going back in rehab, but is distracted by Eric tapping him on shoulder to tell him that there are girls outside.
• Caller – wants to argue with Jimmy’s observation that the turnaround in NY is attributed to the change from Democrat to Republican.
• Ant does his new Terry Schiavo impression
• Op replays Derek’s remix of the Pat O’Brien sex tape, a listener submission and another remix done by Danny.
• Jimmy says that they found a WOW sticker on Terri that stands for Waste away on Wednesday.
• Stalker Patti comes in studio. She shows them the pictures of her when she was growing up. Ant says that she looks exactly the same as she did in 8th grade. Op says back in the day she wasn’t that bad looking, and what happened since then.
• They bring the girls in - TriXXXii, Pink Snow, and Crystal. They ask the girls if they can show Stalker Patti some stuff because she is a virgin. The girls suggest that she needs to change her voice. The girls explain to Patti how to play with herself. Op says they have the attention span of gnats because they are distracted by a Ben doll. Op says he will play the CD (The band they are a part of (www.erocktica.net)) they came in to promote if the girls agree to show Stalker Patti how to touch herself. Stalker Patti says she doesn't go that way (with girls) - Jimmy point out she doesn't go anywhere, she is on blocks in the yard. One of the strippers tries a joke, prompting the fake laughing from Op. Op plays the music, and Ant whispers ‘why is the one we don’t want to get naked, stripping’. At first only Patti is naked, then finally the other girls take their clothes off. They critique Patti’s ripped panties, as the girls try to convince Patti to take her pants off.
• Jimmy says one of the girl’s asses is the nicest that he has ever seen, and then he puts his face into her ass. Op says that Ben is not happy because he didn’t want Jimmy to do it. They convince the girl to remove her panties, and Ant asks if she is sure that she is old enough to be in here. The girls then spank Patti, and then Jimmy asks one of the girls to touch Patti’s nipples, which they do.
• For the Grand Finale, Op tells them to do a live orgasm, which “TriXXXii” does, while one of the other girls (I’m not sure who) describes the action. One of the girls tries a joke *crash* - which prompts Jimmy to say “Porn from Moonachie”. The girl continues, and they make out a little, while Ant does Pat O’Brien and Terri Schiavo in the background. Finally the girl finishes and they give her the slow applause. They ask Patti what she thought of it, and she says she got an education.
• Coffee Diva into break
Break
• Back from break, audio of the girl finishing before along with porn start audio. Jimmy says that he is tempted to go to one of the sex parties that the girl was talking about before, so he can watch and whack his bag.
• Wheelchair Fred calls in (Jimmy calls him Terry), to ask if they can get the 17 yr old kid that wants to drive him to their Boston show in the bar, but they say they can’t. Op says they don’t have the energy to go through a Wheelchair Fred call, and they say goodbye.
• Caller – says Terry Schiavo was saying “You fat fuck, I trusted you”.
• They say the girls segment was good. Ant says he kinda didn’t like having to beg them, but at least it turned out good.
• *Ozone Midget Sighting* - Guy sees a midget at a truck rest area.
• Op asks for sad music, as he reads a story from USA Today about a dog dying. He says that is his house the dogs all died traumatically, usually with his mom asking “Who left the door open”, followed by a *crash*. Ant says he can’t understand why people have pets that they know will run outside when the door opens. Op decides to use the song “I will remember you” by Sarah McLaughlin, while he reads the story. As he reads, the guy reveals that he is gay, and they start doing Pat O’Brien. They switch the music, to “Time of My life”, and Op continues reading while Jimmy and Ant goof on it. The music switches again, to “She’s Gone” while Op reads on. They start goofing on Don Geronimo’s dog. Jimmy gives examples of dogs that made him laugh, like a little dog named Chester – which leads to Ant doing his ex-mother-in-law
• Track from Demented World – Op talking about his dog “Fresca” and Casey Kasem outtakes – “Fuckin Ponderous”.
• Sands through the glass “Ant’s ex wife and the 40 grand withdrawal”
Break
• Ant reads a story from “Fark.com”, about a guy that put his tax return in his file sharing service, and that a lot of people that use file sharing programs have their financial data accessible by file sharing programs.
• Op says that Jimmy won’t be here tomorrow, and reminds everyone that Bob Kelly will be sitting in for Jimmy. Jimmy promos the tickets for his HBO special on April 26th.
• WDIL – First one up, *crash*. They continue, until…
Program Complete
Photoshops – DrGonzoPA, Vosisahack, Yudumidiot, Apathygirl, WhateverMJ, Freddy’s Finger and cigarsandscotch
Random Listening Thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=24227) ramblings –
“Shit - are these the 'extended' director's cut of the tapes??!?” – zagman76
“There is nothing more disturbing then hearing Pat O'Brien offering to beat off in someone’s face - OVER” – DougFromAZ
“FruitMonkey… New Wackbag name!” – TaZMaNiak
“picture divas” – jpc165“What's bigger ....Plant's head or Ben's hog?” Mr. Monster Rain
“Sounds like the noise lil’ jimmy makes after getting a log dropped on him.” – Boston Strangler
“She sounds like the chick from ‘the grudge’ ” – Cosmo
“Ramone....take out that feeding tube” – Redding
“OH MAN!!!! Poor timing on your part!! You missed radio gold. The lead singer just diddled her clit!!” - girthymac
• Pat O’Brien’s voicemails over the Rage music, and for the first few minutes of the show.
• They come on, and Op says they can’t get enough of that audio.
• They play Danny’s mix of the audio, which is Jimmy talking like Pat O’Brien
• Op brings up an article by “Insideradio.com”, which claims that they have “disappeared” since being on satellite radio. Ant says it’s obviously a Stern fan that wants to take a jab at them.
• Op plays a listener submission of remixing the Pat O’Brien audio with “I wanna Sex you up”. Op says they could play Pat O’Brien all day long. Ant says the beauty of satellite radio is that they can just play it uncensored. Op says the story gets even better – according to the Daily News gossip column, Pat O’Brien used to refer to a black gay senior producer as “the fruit monkey”. *ding-ding*
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/fruitmonkeycopy.jpg
• Op plays Derek’s remix of the O’Brien audio, and Ant and Jimmy insert black references into his voicemail – “I wanna approach you in the subway and ask you for five dollars”.
• They all say that he is sooooo fired right now, and then “Banana Phone”
• Caller – says that they should go in the direction of the monkeys that attacked the couple, which Ant does.
• Caller – says that Pat O’Brien is manic depressive; Ant says it has booze and coke written all over it. Op adds in Viagra, and says his penis was talking to him like Anthony Hopkins in “Magic”.
• Ant starts to talk about being fed up with NY, but Op says they will talk about it when they come back from break.
• Sands through the hourglass – “Ant does Imus talking about Pat O’Brien”
Break
• Back from break, Op says its good to be back in NY, and Ant says he has just had it with the winter. He says that his drive home took him two hours yesterday, and he wishes his “Onstar” had an option to just blow up everything on the road. He says is just so ready for the upcoming vacation, which Op agrees with.
• Op talks about what he did yesterday after the show, which involved staying around with Jimmy to get a picture with Robert Plant. They watched him do his Artist Confidential, and Op says they couldn’t get over the fact that he has a huge head.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/bobbleplantcopy.jpg
http://i138.exs.cx/img138/8915/robertwild0qp.jpg
Op says while watching him, he felt like everyone is all the same because he looked out of shape.
http://img125.exs.cx/img125/5356/plant9bo.jpg
He then goes on to explain that there was just two straight hours of Jimmy obsessing over getting his picture. Ant says he heard that Jimmy was bothering everybody at XM, and Op says he was to the point that everyone was annoyed. Ant says he would never take a picture for Jimmy because of the pressure of taking one of the photos.
• Ant reads an instant feedback from a guy saying that “Sure Opie, we are all the same – He wrote ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and you forced a cripple to shove a dildo up his ass”. Jimmy gives his thanks for all the people that helped him get his photo with Robert Plant. He also says he will gladly go under the bus for his obsession, but he will bring Op with him. Turns out Jimmy got his photo with Plant first as he was walking past, but he had to drag Op down to hall to interrupt a conversation between Lee Abrams and Plant so that Op could get his photo. Op says that he was just standing there, and Jimmy was the one that encouraged him to go take the picture. Jimmy shows Ant the photos, and Ant says that Plant looks more comfortable in his photo with Jimmy as compared to Op.
(Jimmy’s Photo (http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_IMG_0717.JPG) and Opie’s Photo (http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_IMG_0718.JPG)) and just for fun:
http://www.cagedwhore.com/cwpic/2005/plant.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/cori27/poorjimmy.jpg
• Jimmy says that is why he is so obsessive because he always wants to be ready when that one moment comes that he can take the photo.
http://img225.exs.cx/img225/8366/jimnorton9ke.jpg
Op says that the show was second to Jimmy’s picture preparation yesterday.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/hmchl/divas.jpg
• Jimmy talks about his HBO special, which will be shot on April 26th , and that fans can get the free tickets by emailing jimnorton@broadwayvideo.com
• Op points out that his picture has been viewed less than Jimmy, by people on the site. Ant says lunatic Op will now obsess over how much picture views he has. They keep refreshing the page to see what the counts are up to
• Dru Boogie’s “the virus” into break
Break
• Op and Ant reiterate that they are doing a live show tomorrow. They say it will definitely be a “calling it in show” because it the last show before vacation. Op says that Bob Kelly will be sitting in for Jimmy tomorrow. Jimmy says that any comedian that comes on the show loves the freedom of XM radio.
• Op says that there is a specialist from XM radio is in studio, and he is shaking his head looking at the equipment in the studio. They talk about the “A team” from Washington coming up to fix all the problems with their studio.
• Op quickly promos the show after vacation, and that all the details are up on the website. Jimmy says it’s been a great week, with Ozzy and then the Robert Plant photos.
• They notice “whores” outside the studio that will be coming in a little later.
• Op talks about there ride on the “Acela” train back to NY. He says that Jimmy looks like a psychopath on purpose because he wants no one sitting next to him. Op talks about listening to all the business phone calls, and then Steve starts his business conversations which all involve porno. Ben says that a guy that sat next to them left after hearing him and Jimmy talking. Op says the lady across from him and Steve was just horrified by Steve’s conversation. Op says it was cool to see someone with a MyFi listening to the show and enjoying it.
• Steve C talks about the audio of Terry Schiavo’s father talking to her that he brought in for them. Op says imagine, if like in a Twilight Zone episode, she is fully conscious but just can’t communicate.
• Op plays Monty Python first, then Banana Phone instead of the Terry Schiavo audio. Jimmy stalls, and then they play “The Internet is for Porn”, followed by the “How’s Your News” interview with Al Franken. They continue playing various sound clips, before playing the actual audio including “Let’s Do it”, “You’re a filthy Whore”. They are distracted again by the women waiting to come in studio.
• Finally the actual audio of the father talking to Terry Schiavo, which is pretty much just her making a low extended groaning sound. They play clips in the background while the audio plays, including “Full Metal Jacket” and the Arnold clips.
• Bill Hicks audio “Put them in the movies”
• Sands through the hourglass – “Ben’s Hog ruins XM meeting”
Break
• Ant reads some of the instant feedback about the Terry Schiavo Audio.
• Op talks about a point Ant was making about the homicide rate drastically dropping in 2005. Op says his observation is that because the economy is good, is because the potential murderers are doing the “shitty” jobs like pumping gas, selling newspapers.
• Op brings up Whitney Houston going back in rehab, but is distracted by Eric tapping him on shoulder to tell him that there are girls outside.
• Caller – wants to argue with Jimmy’s observation that the turnaround in NY is attributed to the change from Democrat to Republican.
• Ant does his new Terry Schiavo impression
• Op replays Derek’s remix of the Pat O’Brien sex tape, a listener submission and another remix done by Danny.
• Jimmy says that they found a WOW sticker on Terri that stands for Waste away on Wednesday.
• Stalker Patti comes in studio. She shows them the pictures of her when she was growing up. Ant says that she looks exactly the same as she did in 8th grade. Op says back in the day she wasn’t that bad looking, and what happened since then.
• They bring the girls in - TriXXXii, Pink Snow, and Crystal. They ask the girls if they can show Stalker Patti some stuff because she is a virgin. The girls suggest that she needs to change her voice. The girls explain to Patti how to play with herself. Op says they have the attention span of gnats because they are distracted by a Ben doll. Op says he will play the CD (The band they are a part of (www.erocktica.net)) they came in to promote if the girls agree to show Stalker Patti how to touch herself. Stalker Patti says she doesn't go that way (with girls) - Jimmy point out she doesn't go anywhere, she is on blocks in the yard. One of the strippers tries a joke, prompting the fake laughing from Op. Op plays the music, and Ant whispers ‘why is the one we don’t want to get naked, stripping’. At first only Patti is naked, then finally the other girls take their clothes off. They critique Patti’s ripped panties, as the girls try to convince Patti to take her pants off.
• Jimmy says one of the girl’s asses is the nicest that he has ever seen, and then he puts his face into her ass. Op says that Ben is not happy because he didn’t want Jimmy to do it. They convince the girl to remove her panties, and Ant asks if she is sure that she is old enough to be in here. The girls then spank Patti, and then Jimmy asks one of the girls to touch Patti’s nipples, which they do.
• For the Grand Finale, Op tells them to do a live orgasm, which “TriXXXii” does, while one of the other girls (I’m not sure who) describes the action. One of the girls tries a joke *crash* - which prompts Jimmy to say “Porn from Moonachie”. The girl continues, and they make out a little, while Ant does Pat O’Brien and Terri Schiavo in the background. Finally the girl finishes and they give her the slow applause. They ask Patti what she thought of it, and she says she got an education.
• Coffee Diva into break
Break
• Back from break, audio of the girl finishing before along with porn start audio. Jimmy says that he is tempted to go to one of the sex parties that the girl was talking about before, so he can watch and whack his bag.
• Wheelchair Fred calls in (Jimmy calls him Terry), to ask if they can get the 17 yr old kid that wants to drive him to their Boston show in the bar, but they say they can’t. Op says they don’t have the energy to go through a Wheelchair Fred call, and they say goodbye.
• Caller – says Terry Schiavo was saying “You fat fuck, I trusted you”.
• They say the girls segment was good. Ant says he kinda didn’t like having to beg them, but at least it turned out good.
• *Ozone Midget Sighting* - Guy sees a midget at a truck rest area.
• Op asks for sad music, as he reads a story from USA Today about a dog dying. He says that is his house the dogs all died traumatically, usually with his mom asking “Who left the door open”, followed by a *crash*. Ant says he can’t understand why people have pets that they know will run outside when the door opens. Op decides to use the song “I will remember you” by Sarah McLaughlin, while he reads the story. As he reads, the guy reveals that he is gay, and they start doing Pat O’Brien. They switch the music, to “Time of My life”, and Op continues reading while Jimmy and Ant goof on it. The music switches again, to “She’s Gone” while Op reads on. They start goofing on Don Geronimo’s dog. Jimmy gives examples of dogs that made him laugh, like a little dog named Chester – which leads to Ant doing his ex-mother-in-law
• Track from Demented World – Op talking about his dog “Fresca” and Casey Kasem outtakes – “Fuckin Ponderous”.
• Sands through the glass “Ant’s ex wife and the 40 grand withdrawal”
Break
• Ant reads a story from “Fark.com”, about a guy that put his tax return in his file sharing service, and that a lot of people that use file sharing programs have their financial data accessible by file sharing programs.
• Op says that Jimmy won’t be here tomorrow, and reminds everyone that Bob Kelly will be sitting in for Jimmy. Jimmy promos the tickets for his HBO special on April 26th.
• WDIL – First one up, *crash*. They continue, until…
Program Complete
Photoshops – DrGonzoPA, Vosisahack, Yudumidiot, Apathygirl, WhateverMJ, Freddy’s Finger and cigarsandscotch
Random Listening Thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=24227) ramblings –
“Shit - are these the 'extended' director's cut of the tapes??!?” – zagman76
“There is nothing more disturbing then hearing Pat O'Brien offering to beat off in someone’s face - OVER” – DougFromAZ
“FruitMonkey… New Wackbag name!” – TaZMaNiak
“picture divas” – jpc165“What's bigger ....Plant's head or Ben's hog?” Mr. Monster Rain
“Sounds like the noise lil’ jimmy makes after getting a log dropped on him.” – Boston Strangler
“She sounds like the chick from ‘the grudge’ ” – Cosmo
“Ramone....take out that feeding tube” – Redding
“OH MAN!!!! Poor timing on your part!! You missed radio gold. The lead singer just diddled her clit!!” - girthymac