John Tesh rips OA

[DefJef]

I was just flipping through my local terrestrial radio (don't know why, it sucks) and here this anal retentive douche trashing all radio that is unholy, esp. the devil worshippers OA. He went on for a few minute rant about how they are riding a wave of sucess because of the degradation of society, blab blab blab.....then he took calls from his clones, and they laid into Stern and clones OA. :piss2

http://www.tesh.com/showpage.asp (http://tinyurl.com/9kodu)

[medium_rare]

I wouldn't worry about this ass. He ripped off Yanni of all people for shit's sake. And hey, he's got a message board. (wink, wink)

[Hoo Hoo Howie]

Fuck John Tesh. Put a bolt on each side of his neck and he looks just like Frankenstein. What a douche.

[okie]

John Who??????????
was that the guy who failed on tv years ago?

[SmokeyMcPot]

damn too bad u dont have audio, id like to here the bbboys play it and rip tesh apart..im sure norton has a few things to say about john tesh, and it probably includes the words awful and dullard ;)

[roche]

When he talks, I can never hear what he says, all I hear is that awful NBC NBA theme music he wrote.

[fenixtx]

What a douchebag

[tysonpunchinguterus]

I wouldn't worry. Judging by his music, he probably has AIDS.

[iSpeakEloquent]

wow remember john tesh? How much credibility does this guy have saying this kind of stuff when he used to host a dirt sheet show like entertainment tonight.

[PCLoadLetter]

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One of Hoo Hoo's better radio bits was talking about Tesh and his wife Connie Selleca (?)... The story about all the hoops he had to jump through to keep her happy every year on their wedding anniversary, including a helicopter ride to an intimate dinner on a mesa in Arizona... The bit is over 10 years old, probably, but it was hysterical. No wonder Tesh ripped on Stern.

[Tonys Mule]

http://www.tesh.com/talk.asp (http://tinyurl.com/cywb8) , add your thoughts here

[Wall of Ass]

I refuse to post in a thread about John Tesh.............Oh crap I just did. I need a drink.

[Begbie]

I wouldn't normally post anything unless an official order to attack was approved. But I guess you can say I did a little reconaissance mission. It appears that every post is reviewed and deleted if inappropriate. I tried to be as vague as possible, and we'll see if it goes through, but I highly doubt it. Apparently, he even reads the posts on the air. So, oh well.

[eastmeadow1472]

tesh must have the danza police reading the emails. i tried to be as vague as possible too but...it gets screen. john tesh shitdick.

punching out

[Nitwit Listner]

Didn't he write the "Remembering Lacie" song?

[Mas Tequila]

It might get on the board eventually. The newest message on the board is from April 11th (four days ago)...If they don't understand the reference (which those faggots shouldn't) then I could see it getting on there.

[DoughBoy]

Who?

[Blaze]

I wouldn't normally post anything unless an official order to attack was approved. But I guess you can say I did a little reconaissance mission. It appears that every post is reviewed and deleted if inappropriate. I tried to be as vague as possible, and we'll see if it goes through, but I highly doubt it. Apparently, he even reads the posts on the air. So, oh well.


I realize this is off topic, but it is nice to see I'm not the only fan in North Carolina.......

[GregFarz78]

john tesh is a faggot

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[CRKhead]

I just posted, let's see if it makes it. I put my name as Conner Peason, email lilconner@depths.com.... I thought 20000leagues@underthesea.com was too obvious...

[Mike The Swede]

Wtf is wrong with all these self-righteous assholes. I feel bad for all you Americans having to put up with these wankers on a daily basis. I think they are just bummed couse they have to drink out of the same water fountain as the black people.

[digitalpez]

Who?


My sentiments, exact. :icon_eek:

[Cool Hand Luke]

I can't wait until this unoriginal bastard gets shitfaced and leaves harassing messages on some intern's voicemail.

[kloraferm]

Uh-oh! Not the mighty and benevolant John Tesh?!

[Begbie]

tesh must have the danza police reading the emails. i tried to be as vague as possible too but...it gets screen. john tesh shitdick.

punching out

I think you're right. Unfortunately though, I think alot of us used Tony Danza references and that may give them a hint. I know I used the name Tony Micelli (Who's The Boss character) and I'm on TonysJunk@nc.rr.com. I had some Danza-isms throughout the post, as well as a "Chester" reference. It was pretty vague, but I'm sure they'll delete it.

[RIPChester&Rudy]

Looked around on his website which is basically a worship site which would give little beefy tits some good fodder to rip him a new asshole. Anyways looked around and didnt see any links to where I might find the audio, if anyone knows where I can hear it would like to see what his righetous ass has to say. Sure by now someone probably sent it in.

[jakoffn]

No really who??? :icon_roll

[Trippy]

Wait....wait....John Tesh is alive???

[Frank N. Beans]

Fuck John Tesh...he should be slapped in the face with wheelchair Fred's dildo!

[Begbie]

http://www.tesh.com/talk.asp

Apparently, a couple of our posts made it through to his website. They never posted mine....I guess my heart-wrenching story about the death of my dog Chester, wasn't spiritual enough.

But it is good to see that Tony Danza himself took time out of his busy schedule to post on Tesh's message board. :icon_wink Ahh, yes.....thoughts and prayers indeed.

[KneeKnee]

Who?


No, really. who the fuck is he?

[SOS]

subtle and funny..

Posted by: Ben Sparks on 17 Apr 2005
Subject: music
Mr. Tesh's music motivates me to start everyday with a positive attitude. For that, I thank him and his beautiful family.

Posted by: Tony Danza on 15 Apr 2005 Subject: I am a loyal fan been listening ever since you got on. Big fan, Just want you to know, YOUR MESSAGE GIVES ME HOPE! thank you. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayes. You are like SPIDERMAN to my daughter. My daughter got an A on her test, by the way, thanks to you.

Thanks for the HOPE.

Posted by: Conner Peason on 15 Apr 2005 Subject: Degredation of Morals John, You had made a comment regarding radio hosts, who I won't even give credit to by repeating their name(s), are gaining grounds based on the degredation of morals in today's society. I agree, and think it's disgusting how this type of nonsense is allowed to go over the airwaves to our children unchecked through new mediums. How can we put a stop to it? It seems that as soon as you start gaining ground on them, they go out to sea and find a new way to spread their nonsense. At least we have you to listen to and keep hopes afloat as my heart is sinking when I think of it.

[salisburysteak]

Wtf is wrong with all these self-righteous assholes. I feel bad for all you Americans having to put up with these wankers on a daily basis. I think they are just bummed couse they have to drink out of the same water fountain as the black people.


Uh.......Did he say......Wanker? Thats cool!


Elmo:I mean, rules are like, arbitrary, you know. Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like, you know, like Santa Claus. Hey, but not us, right? I mean, we know what's important. There's a war going on, man. A war. Ain't that a bitch?
[cop sucks his teeth]
Elmo: I just graduated today, man. With honors. Got my degree in pharmacology. I'm licensed. Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, I won't be able to practice. So what we're talking about here is, is my life. The rest of it.
[cop lights joint, takes one hit, then discards it]
L.A. Highway Patrol: The Sixties are over... MAN!

Elmo:[explaining his new drug] MDMA utilizes Serotonin. Opiates, like heroin, utilize dopamine. Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. Amphetamines increase adrenaline. And cocaine gets those synapses in the brains firing really fast. My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!

[CRKhead]

WOOHOO, My Conner post made it? I knew I'd push it if I wrote Conner Peterson, but whatever, you guys all understood the subtleties that were put in there. :icon_mrgr

[CRKhead]

HAHA A few more made it... Lil Conner lives again...

Posted by: Conner Paterson on 15 Apr 2005
Subject: My Mom & Dad
Hey first I just want to say what a huge fan of the show I am, I listen all the time with my mom. My problem is that my mom and dad don't seem to get along very well, and I really don't know what to do about it. Every time they fight I always seem to be stuck in the middle. And all I do is pray for them to just try to get along better. I don't know if you could do anything, but I would like if you can ask your audiance to please pray for my parents, cause I don't want anything bad to happen to them.

Thanks Conner


Posted by: Laci Drownington on 15 Apr 2005
Subject: I love your show!
Your show helps keep me afloat when I'm feeling tangled up and lost. I just ordered your book and I'm waiting for it to be shipped to me. My son Lil' Conner would also like to say he enjoys listening to your show with me.


Posted by: Connor P. on 15 Apr 2005
Subject: One with God
Tesh,

I was never given the chance to live my life to the fullest. My father never loved me. However, luckily, thanks to the man upstairs, I have become one with God. Your radio show keeps my spirit alive. If it wasn't for your show, I'd be giving in to the monster rain. Instead, I'm living a happy life with God.

Connor


Lacy Drownington... too funny.