Norton or Anthony or Opie One Liners

[PatriotAM22]

What at your favorite Ant or Lil Jimmy one liners that made you "EL OH EL" and oh so accentuated a point?

Let's hear em folks!

[caulfield]

"The only thing positive in rap music ever was Easy E's Blood"
- Norton

"Well, Opie..." -Ant

That gets me laughing right away.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i like Opie one-liners. I guess i'm an outsider

[KIRK]

"I hope you drown in a bucket of AIDS" Norton


"Hang on to your hats kids...here it comes" Anthony

[Sack of Chisels]

Just most of Anthony's Godfather/Goodfellas references

And of course the sharp "ooooooo"

[chesters_liver]

"You should slip in a puddle of AIDS and chip your tooth on a urinal " lil jimmy

[Lukin]

kinda obscure--
When the boys were in LA for the poker tourney Opie and Jim were talking to Jon Favreau and somehow Favreau said something about playing Arthur Ashe in tennis and lil Jimmy Norton said " I'd play him but I wouldn't shake his hand afterwards". Sounds like shit here but at the time one of the best lines ever.

[cokelogic]

Norton: It's not gay if you don't push back.

Opie: Let me see that thing a second. Don't worry I'm not gonna break it.

[Hudson]

opie: And wear white shorts...right???
Ant: The David Koresh Knish
Jimmy: We Don't Do Skits Stupid!

[Shaggz]

"I dont care if you throw your XM down the toilet, buy a Sirius, and fuck your mother!" - Jimmy

and of course all the movie lines they do wether i get them or not.

[BIV]

Jim:GA

[PatFromMoonachie]

I love (yes, Love!) Ant's Star Trek references like when he fused the "Will of Landrew" episode with the "Witch" episode..."There ARE Witches!" (also Spock went to the Ice Age, reverted back to a pre-historic Vulcan and wanted to fuck Mariotte Hartley (not Nina, Bill Bixby's wife in "The Incredible Hulk", who lied and said he could'nt go back, but he COULD go back cause he was'nt "prepared" by the old man in the library, can't think of his name...anyone??
Jimmy had a nice "Wargames" reference Tuesday, when they were talking to Steve on the phone about the computer, he said "Can't you just pull the damn plug??"
Also Honeymooners, Bugs Bunny/ old WB cartoons....any obscure reference that makes you think your one of a couple people that Got it! :)

[Bach]

Opie: "How old is a kid in fifth grade?"
Jim: "Depends on what color he is."

[eastmeadow1472]

lil jimmy "10:30 going into sensitivity training....10:31 removing saliva that jim norton has spat on them...acccck tooof....

punching out

[Blaze]

Best one liner, Anthony being Triumph the Insult Comic Dog during the bit about the retard news cast at the Democratic National Convention

"Nice chromosones, for me to poop on"

[MilitantRabbit]

Jim: Lil' puddle of could-have-beens.

[Bach]

Jimmy: "Her crotch was bleeding like an Al-Zarqawi beheading video."

Jimmy: "Of course you're an 'over-the-road' truck driver! Did you expect us to believe you're driving through lawns and pools?"

[tstlkevanilla]

At the Hard Rock.. when Opie (or Ant) asked how much time left before they can start drinking and someone from the audience yelled "40 MINUTES!".
And Jim said "that wasn't someone from the audience. That was Ben's liver."

[IDontCare05]

lil jimmy "10:30 going into sensitivity training....10:31 removing saliva that jim norton has spat on them...acccck tooof....

punching out



One of my favorites....

[askewcore]

Norton: The only thing worse than your wife sticking your baby in a microwave is if you can't titty-fuck her afterwards.

[christowang]

Jimmy: "Of course you're an 'over-the-road' truck driver! Did you expect us to believe you're driving through lawns and pools?"


Jimmy: "You drive a vehicle with 80 gallons of fuel!"

[Lil'JimmysMule]

Jimmy when he said "It isnt **** if she blinks twice for yes"

[Bach]

"Listen to me, person that I hope gets killed in a drunk driving accident on the way to a relative's wedding..." -- Jimmy

[Quixote]

That's right, be a poker player just like your father.

[rich2328]

Anthony's "bouquet of seaweed" line....

[spudpucker]

.... Stewed Tomato .... (was laughing too hard to quote it exactly)

[tstlkevanilla]

1-800-heh-heh.. 1-800-ZZ-ZZ
need i say more...
heard it about 3 times today and everytime it got funnier and funnier..

[OnePremier]

' I didn't think it was appropriate that when George Harrison died, the headline said "Adios, Puddin' Head" ' -Norton

Also

"I'd just like to say...hello to all my shitdick fans out there...I hope your T-cell count is higher than my ratings" -Anthony (as Tony Danza)

[jack68]

Norton refering to a bear in romania that tap dances with a ring in its nose and we cant teach retarts to not shit their pants.

[valley_stream]

I LOVE when Norton ends a jab at someone with the word "stupid"-I want to ask who came up with that because patrice,colin,vos all do it too. I also like when ant responds to something opie says with"ALLLLLright"I've been laughing at that since WNEW :icon_bigg

[BucketofAIDS]

"I hope you drown in a bucket of AIDS" Norton


"Hang on to your hats kids...here it comes" Anthony
I have to agree with ur norton line.

[Etherfiend]

"they're paying for it, you vacuum it out!" - Lil Jimmy during that abortion propaganda tape



Ant: "What did Abraham Lincoln contribute to society?"

Jim: "Besides a high crime rate."


or something like that :icon_mrgr

[FlipAcoin]

"Forget me not, you sightless twat, your dog just shit on my rug." -Norton

[krunk]

not really a 1 liner...but close enough...."take the wig"

mr we can use a hanger if your mom gets pregnant again

pete rose called he wants his hair back

[Best Buy Bill]

When in Boston when Norton was thinking about watching the couple have sex , and Ant says the chick could turn the lights out and grab a cock russian roulette style. Then Ant says "If she grabs Jimmy's she'd get a more fatal headshot then Kennedy" or something like that.

[Murtman]

"Why don't you take your Sirius unit and hammer it up your wife's ass with a mallet!"
lil Jimmy


"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP"
Ope

[tmbrwn]

i hope you crash into a school yard full of kids-little jimmy norton

[FU til U Luv Me]

Currently, my favorites are....

Norton: It is so hard to pick one, so I will just go with any Ben impression performed by lil' Jimmy
Anthony: I wanna see a stewed tomato in the toilet
Opie: OK, well we're gonna let you be...

Of course, these are subject to change without notice.

[Bach]

Any of my fellow veterans remember this one?

"What did you say, you non-pluralizing murderer?" -- Jimmy

[Tom488]

Anthony: "Ah, ya stepped all over my line... I'm glad your friend's dead!"

[7cent]

Just most of Anthony's Godfather/Goodfellas references

And of course the sharp "ooooooo"

I'm with you..I'm watching Goodfella's again right now, because of Ant and Lil Jimmy's lines..

[Bach]

One more callback for the old-school listeners:

"You glow-in-the-dark bag of pig meat." -- Jimmy

[ol' Cabey leg]

talking about how white people talk about black people when they're not around....

black caller: "do you have any idea what black people say behind white people's backs?"

anthony: " put your hands up?"

[aoy1995]

What at your favorite Ant or Lil Jimmy one liners that made you "EL OH EL" and oh so accentuated a point?

Let's hear em folks!

Jimmy's line about Ant's banana (parapharasing here) a banana is just like a dick, without the cream filled suprize inside...

[Unholy]

Anything from Jim Norton is funny even when he screws up it's funny.

[CRaig_Christ]

WNEW days..... Anthony selling Britney Spears virginity on the Home Shopping Network- "It smells like a new yo-yo...................BE DIALING"

[krunk]

Vos: "they're only words"

[Quixote]

I was reminded of another great old school line due to a recent reebok commercial.

the line in the commercial was "I'll fit you 'till you love me"

[evilmonkey]

Really old line...


"Take the wig!"

[JohnnyDouchebag]

It always cracks me up when they start doing Robert Reed/AIDS jokes.

[Got One?]

norton: (something about backing the car down a boat ramp, i eblieve it was ant that said it, but norton chimed in with...) ...and blame it on a jigaboo."

[NorfCal]

I hope whoever wrote that song never smoked and STILL got cancer- Lil' Jimmy

el oh el!

[Hudson]

Opie(from an Afro show) Hey Look it's Joey Ramone
Ant: from 55 gallon challenge: yeah mendy, your hot!

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

don't remember exactly but when the retards were giving other names for penis. and norton said. "they should be reciting that in a room they're not expecting a shower to come out of...ding dong, weiner, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Glad I saw shindler's list or I wouldn't have got that