OnA Listening Thread 4-19-05

[MarshmallowRain]

One of the few times actually at home at this time. Everybody ready for a good show today?

[FlipAcoin]

Good mornin'. I'm ready to laugh my yambag off.

[A Willful Boy]

Yep im ready. Im cutting school today so its one of the rare times i can hear them live. But i havew to pretend to drive to school so i wont be back on here untill like 8 or 9

[Sack of Chisels]

morning baggers

[LeeHarveyoswld]

fucking microbiology test today wont be back til 9 . single tear

[FlipAcoin]

morning baggers

Good Morning. :action-sm

[FU til U Luv Me]

Good Morning, now I have to drive to work :icon_sad: It will get better in like ten minutes :icon_lol:

[demonseed]

Morning all.

[BIV]

Hey kids.:action-sm
The only good thing about infomercials is the big tittied chicks trying to sell me shit.

[hellonice]

Now better way of gearing up for Dane Cook and hobbling bob kelley than getting up extra early to listen to the boyz live. How y'all doin

[BIV]

Awe shucks.
So, I wonder what the shitdick of choice will be today.

[Dugout Doug]

Hi everyone, I am Doug.

[FlipAcoin]

Queue the music....

[deadfruitvirus]

hi

[Raoul Duke]

Mornin everyone!

[Dugout Doug]

Ahh the music cued, and a wonderful tuesday morning...

Hi Ben!!! How is my FAVORITE Christ Killer?

[Izzyin Sane]

Mo'nin peeps.

[Dugout Doug]

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(I am dancing to the intro music)

[Assuck]

morning morning

[BIV]

Hi doug, Hi Ben, I'm Mike.

[LilFlipperArms]

Hi

[DonkeySausage]

good morning, only reason i'm up is cause of those damned overnight shifts, but enough of this palaber lets get the show on the road

[FlipAcoin]

O&a Party Rock!

[Dugout Doug]

Hi doug, Hi Ben, I'm Mike.

Hi Mike! :action-sm

Did you know Ben's people killed Christ?

[DonkeySausage]

is anyone else listening online? if so is your player constantly "buffering" causing you to miss the f'ing show

[Sack of Chisels]

oh hey another show starting with microphone bullshit

[deadfruitvirus]

Hope they play the assault audio soon.,

[Dugout Doug]

oh hey another show starting with microphone bullshit

Oh come, come now, it could be worse, it could be an interlockular.

[FlipAcoin]

ugh... Tuna at 7AM.

[Dugout Doug]

Hope they play the assault audio soon.,

Speaking of which, what is everyone doing friday at midnight? I believe Ant gave us the OK.

[Tug McGroin]

Mornin Pests :)

[Dugout Doug]

And I am damn proud of it :)

Hey man, I am Catholic, and I think that fucker got what was comming to him.

[BIV]

Christ, I fucked 'im....OH!!!

[Raoul Duke]

Hey everyone, wasn't this Dave Dickless?

From Radio Ink:
Dave Douglas Named PD At WBOS Boston
BOSTON-April 19: Greater Media has named Dave Douglas program director of WBOS-FM/92.9 Boston. Douglas has previously served as PD at WAAF Boston, KISW Seattle and KGB San Diego.

[Assuck]

damn strait its a guy thing

[Dryblood]

morning all

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mornin guys..

I just want to comment on LeeHarveyOswald's sig pic.....

Seek help..

[MarshmallowRain]

Hey kids.:action-sm
The only good thing about infomercials is the big tittied chicks trying to sell me shit.

Just which infomercials are you watching there biv? I always seem to find either Christie Brinkley and Chuck Norris workout one or Andrew Lesko who I hope dies of a brain anuerysm because he screams all the time. I dont know which of the pitchmen I want something awful to happen to, either that verizon wireless guy who is saying "can you hear me now" in the commercials or Lesko

[BIV]

Just which infomercials are you watching there biv? I always seem to find either Christie Brinkley and Chuck Norris workout one or Andrew Lesko who I hope dies of a brain anuerysm because he screams all the time. I dont know which of the pitchmen I want something awful to happen to, either that verizon wireless guy who is saying "can you hear me now" in the commercials or Lesko
Some stocks and bonds thing. Wasn't paying much attention since I'm at work.

[Sack of Chisels]

That bam margera show too, I listened to 2 minutes of it, and what a fucking atrocity. I'd rather listen to Bubba Bo.

[Dryblood]

its good to have commercials and pay to hear them .....lol

[TaZMaNiaK]

Wait.. What?? Bam Margera has a radio show?! Uhhhhhhhh......

[KevSlider]

Morning. Fucking work at 8:30 (central) for me.

[BIV]

hoo hoo, I invented commercials Robin.

[MarshmallowRain]

Most likely working is what I'll be doing friday at midnight which would be 10 out here in the west. Good ole Bo on 171 must have said something else because it seemed like from yesterday's show he hadnt mouthed off about the boys enough for opie to call the army out. Personally a demonstration of monster rain seems suitable.

[deadfruitvirus]

Speaking of which, what is everyone doing friday at midnight? I believe Ant gave us the OK.I don't think there'll be TOO many participants, like with CoolGuy.

[BIV]

Phone it in, damnit! The fucking phrase is phone it in!!!!!! (these show I really mean it)

[LilFlipperArms]

10-12 weeks vacation! Damn, gotta admit Hoo-Hoo's got a sweet deal!

[FlipAcoin]

You're listening to "TWAT, on XM".

[deadfruitvirus]

Twat on XM. lol


10-12 weeks vacation! Damn, gotta admit Hoo-Hoo's got a sweet deal!

Premiere Radio Networks hosts don't get that many weeks off, but they get close to it.

[BIV]

I think it should be CUNT radio.

[Sack of Chisels]

10-12 weeks vacation! Damn, gotta admit Hoo-Hoo's got a sweet deal!
Yea, at the cost of Sirius subscribers. :icon_wink

[Dryblood]

Love Nanny 911

[BIV]

No, it shouldn't. We go for looks, they go for cash. Chicks generally could give a shit what you look like.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Ahahahah! "That's not what I bought!"

[deadfruitvirus]

sounds like Frank from Jersey and his wife in some parallel universe.

[Dryblood]

"It's not what I bought" is what every person who buys a sirus Unit when they hear the commercials and Howard just 4 days a week

[FlipAcoin]

Has Martha started investing stock in Sirius?

[TaZMaNiaK]

"It's not what I bought" is what every person who buys a sirus Unit when they hear the commercials and Howard just 4 days a week
:clap: :clap:

[LilFlipperArms]

OnA Movie stars! hahaha

[Raoul Duke]

Time to go punch in.

Punchin out.

[Sack of Chisels]

look at this dogshit

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/7043/martha2na.jpg

[BIV]

I gotta go.
Martha Stewart sucks
Chicks should look good
NY Post isn't funny.
out

[Dugout Doug]

I don't think there'll be TOO many participants, like with CoolGuy.

There were a LOT of participants for cool guy. Cool guy NEVER took calls. :icon_mrgr

[BIV]

Oh, he said my name then got cut off...Ooooooooo

[Dugout Doug]

Yeah BIV!! First plug of the day for the Board!

[demonseed]

Good point Biv

[KevSlider]

Good Point Biv. Good Point.

[BIV]

Yay! Norton agrees. I now can die happy.

[FlipAcoin]

OOOooooo, Biv made it this morning. :)

[BIV]

I guess I'm not blocked after all.
Well, I really gotta go this time. Later my friends...

[GravyMaster]

Man, they are really giving it to Hoo Hoo good this morning.

[deadfruitvirus]

Toe-oh-Toe. good one Jimmy.

edit - I've got some video of Mancow at a convention with Phil Hendrie, Tom Leykis, and Bob Rivers. It's quite interesting.

[LilFlipperArms]

car crash

[Dugout Doug]

Guess what friends of the show I am going to get pictures with holding WOW stickers on May 20th?

Click Here (http://www.wnis.com/)

[Dryblood]

look at this dogshit

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/7043/martha2na.jpg


=

http://www.kfma.com/FRANK/pics/captioncontest/puke.jpg

[psycho_factor]

Morning all. From Stern to Mancow, the boys teeing off on shitty radio hosts with a vengeance today.

[Sack of Chisels]

I'm proud to say I never heard 2 seconds of Mancow's show. Maybe a few clips when him and howard had a fued but I can't stand that faggot.

[LilFlipperArms]

Dryblood that picture is great!

[kenny9966]

good morning guys.Nice pic dryblood thats funny as hell.Martha should burn in hell along with tony danza.

[deadfruitvirus]

7:40. Long time without break.

[Sack of Chisels]

7:40. Long time without break.
they've been going for 60+ minutes starting the show for the past week without a break. :icon_cool

[LilFlipperArms]

Hey, how do you quote anothers message?

The check box doesn't work.

[jpc165]

soul searching mancow.

[FlipAcoin]

Hey, how do you quote anothers message?

The check box doesn't work.

Check box? You should be able to click on the "Quote" button on any given message.

[LilFlipperArms]

hoo hoo I invented free speech Robin... hoo hoo

[LilFlipperArms]

Check box? You should be able to click on the "Quote" button on any given message.

Got it, thx :icon_cool

[FlipAcoin]

ohh!!! Ding ding ding.... :)

[deadfruitvirus]

Hope they break soon. I wanna get my biscuits. :(

[FU til U Luv Me]

ooooooooo Jimmy is saying Mancow is a hypocrite

[LilFlipperArms]

everyone loves a pissed off Jim Norton!

[FlipAcoin]

Bird Vagina lips?? haha

[psycho_factor]

they've been going for 60+ minutes starting the show for the past week without a break. :icon_cool

Another reason why satellite radio is better than regular crap radio.

[FlipAcoin]

God I hope some more idiots call in the show today bitching, so Jimmy can just beat the shit out of them.

[Zamboni]

Howard Sucks

[Seth]

Hope they break soon. I wanna get my biscuits. :(
Isn't it awful when you're totally into what they're saying, but all you can think of is "break, I need coffee!!". I hate that.

[Sack of Chisels]

Another reason why satellite radio is better than regular crap radio.
Yea I think most talk shows I listen to still on terrestrial are required to take breaks every 18 minutes or so. God it stinks.

[LilFlipperArms]

God I hope some more idiots call in the show today bitching, so Jimmy can just beat the shit out of them.

It sounds like he's ready to rip someone a new one this morning.

[Dryblood]

http://www.skuttlbut.com/opie_anthony/wackbag/mancock.jpg

[FlipAcoin]

No make-up? No shit.

[FU til U Luv Me]

I hope Martha Stewart gets cervical cancer.

[TaZMaNiaK]

http://www.skuttlbut.com/opie_anthony/wackbag/mancock.jpg


Awwwwwwww, you should have gone all the way and photoshopped a cock and balls in his mouth!

[Seth]

That's really funny dryblood.

[deadfruitvirus]

SIRI is down actually. to 5.08 (- .02)

[Sack of Chisels]

Jay MAW!

[FlipAcoin]

Jay Mohr! Woohoo.

[Palerider4146]

Morning all, did I miss much today, ooooohhhhhh Mohr coming in, time to find gay marco.

[FlipAcoin]

hahahahhaha Ant

[psycho_factor]

Jay Mohr is probably in to promote the movie he has coming out Friday. The preview looks pretty bad. Might just have to wait for cable on this one. Sorry Jay.

[Schnauzer]

good day

[Schnauzer]

the shows gonna get insane today...

and this is the one day i cant hear it all live, job interview at 10 :/

[Sack of Chisels]

Jay Mohr is probably in to promote the movie he has coming out Friday. The preview looks pretty bad. Might just have to wait for cable on this one. Sorry Jay.
Everything he's done for the last 6 years has been garbage. Go and Suicide King's are his only enjoyable movies. Now he's become "the sidekick guy" in movies. He should stick to standup.

[FlipAcoin]

"Uh, Eric. I gotta shit. Hit the button."

[TaZMaNiaK]

Wow, 70 minutes straight! I guess they finally got ultimate say as far as the flow goes..

[TaZMaNiaK]

"Uh, Eric. I gotta shit. Hit the button."

Haha I already grabbed that one for my sig! :icon_cool

[shroomman_100]

Good morning folks
i missed yesterday's show and gonna miss today and tomorrows as well
anything good happen yet?

[Palerider4146]

I'm a little disappointed, I didnt here the "titanic" talk yesterday, no wacky whistle from anthony and limited Celinde Dion impersonation. Oh well, still funny f'ers

[Assuck]

Happy oklahoma city bombing day everybody

[shroomman_100]

Happy oklahoma city bombing day everybody

That's today?
fuck i completely forgot
i would've baked a cake or something

[DrGonzoPA]

Happy oklahoma city bombing day everybody

Go to your local federal building with a Ryder Truck and offer to help them move something

[LilFlipperArms]

That's today?
fuck i completely forgot
i would've baked a cake or something

That really is a great pic! :clap:

[jpc165]

jay in the studio! will dice be calling in??

[psycho_factor]

Wait, let me get this straight. Jay Mohr pointing out a group stealing stuff. Hasn't that been the old gag about him for years.

[shroomman_100]

jay in the studio! will dice be calling in??

no not today
i can't listen today
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dryblood]

Anthony better watch out, he will be one of those easy targets shopping in his mercedes

[FU til U Luv Me]

First, Randy Savage rapping and now this? Speaking of those that try to crossover mediums and failing miserably.

[khemystri]

Morning Everyone!!!!

[LilFlipperArms]

Morning Everyone!!!!

hey hey

[Dryblood]

a pope w/ some Bling Bling

[FU til U Luv Me]

I feel "fuck nice"! I like that!

[TaZMaNiaK]

Happy oklahoma city bombing day everybody

Don't forget tomorrow is the 6 year anniversary of Columbine! :action-sm

[DrGonzoPA]

The vatican will be decorated like the black chefs apartment in the Shinning wish naked women golfers with huge afros

[jpc165]

morning khem.

[PatFromMoonachie]

How about that Nazi pope guy?....that was in Hitler Youth! :icon_eek:

[Sack of Chisels]

How about that Nazi pope guy?....that was in Hitler Youth! :icon_eek:
Ratzinger? The guy's like 78.

[shroomman_100]

Don't forget tomorrow is the 6 year anniversary of Columbine! :action-sm

I will be wearing my updated school shootings T-shirt in memory

[Sack of Chisels]

I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang

[kenny9966]

Dont forget tomorow also is 420 WOOHOO!!!!
I Invented 420 Robin HOO HOO

[Sack of Chisels]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/europe/04/19/pope.tuesday/story.tues.am.black.smoke.afp.jpg

[TaZMaNiaK]

Dont forget tomorow also is 420 WOOHOO!!!!
I Invented 420 Robin HOO HOO

No fucking way Robin... I invented 420! :icon_mrgr

[Wilmington WOW]

what movie is jay talking about?

[FlipAcoin]

Vos!

[FU til U Luv Me]

Hey, it's "midget head John Turtorro"!!

[Palerider4146]

WE NEED GAY MARCO!!! Jay telling him he's going to make his back look like a map of hawaii is classic!

[Seth]

I looked it up on IMDB- only movie with all three of those actors was "On the Waterfront". Is that it?

[Wilmington WOW]

I looked it up on IMDB- only movie with all three of those actors was "On the Waterfront". Is that it?

That was supposed to be brando's masterpiece
I will have to rent it

[DoughBoy]

"they could fuck up toast"

[deadfruitvirus]

im back.

there's something snot colored in my biscuit. that better not be what color it is.

[demonseed]

The contender was not cancelled. THey have a 2 hour episode this coming sunday

[Wilmington WOW]

Hey Seth,

By the way, I watched the mets phillies game last night.
I enjoyed your pitcher doing his impersination of bull durham.
Was he trying to hit the bull
What is his injury?

[FU til U Luv Me]

"low class Jew" I forgot how funny a guest Jay was. If only the bbbbbboys could get Dice.......

[Seth]

I was a bad fan last night. I had to flip back and forth between Mets/Yankees (two fan household). I got a little depressed so I caught up on my Nanny 911. Turned both games off. I have no idea what happened last night. Are you talking about Ishii?

[Assuck]

what about that shity anthony anderson movie?

[deadfruitvirus]

Arrested's not cancelled. It got its season cut short by 4 episodes.

[LilFlipperArms]

Whoa! Platnum????

[simoninnola]

Who is Rich's wife, or his fiancee or whatever

[demonseed]

Bonnie McFarlane.

[Skeet Slambone]

I like the contender, can anyone confirm that it's actually been cancelled?

ohh and what the fuck is up Vos's ass.

[Seth]

My opinion: Flight problems caused by ex-wives' forgetfulness have a tendency to really take the funny out of a person. I'd cut him some slack.

[LilFlipperArms]

Voss sucks

[Palerider4146]

I like the contender, can anyone confirm that it's actually been cancelled?

ohh and what the fuck is up Vos's ass.

I think what he was referring to was the fact that it had been delayed for almost a year. I was supposed to come on last spring I believe.

[FU til U Luv Me]

My opinion: Flight problems caused by ex-wives' forgetfulness have a tendency to really take the funny out of a person. I'd cut him some slack.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[matrix80]

Voss was right. And he hit on the head exactly what Jay and the boys were doing. Jay also seems to get through half of a joke then forget the rest.

[FU til U Luv Me]

I smell photoshops of Vos in an airport.

[demonseed]

I think what he was referring to was the fact that it had been delayed for almost a year. I was supposed to come on last spring I believe.

Well it was almost permanently shelved becuase the boxing show on Fox last Spring bombed so bad.

[demonseed]

Hey Kid , I think they are referring to you

[Sack of Chisels]

Map of hawaii.. oh

[psycho_factor]

stomach pancakes. nice one. how long until that is a new name on the board?

[FU til U Luv Me]

Yoko is a no talent ass clown.

[jpc165]

i had a stomach pancake before work.

[Seth]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

ooh! Clappies!! I was really feelin' for Rich.

I forgot how disconnected Jay is on air. He's all over the place- that energy HAS to be manufactured.

[LilFlipperArms]

wow! another coke fart

[PorchMonkey4Life]

welcome back jay... welcome back :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[freak8]

mornin people

jay finally made it to the studio?

how longs he been there?

they should get dice on the phone now

[Palerider4146]

Well it was almost permanently shelved becuase the boxing show on Fox last Spring bombed so bad.

That's right I almost forgot about that awful hack job with De la Hoya. They rushed that on to steal NBC's thunder. I caught a few episodes of that last year, the contendor is far better.

[DoughBoy]

where can we get the video of this thing?

[Seth]

how longs he been there?
An hour. Came in after the first break.

wow! another coke fart

No way. Coke farts stink worse than anything. Anthony's not freaking out so they can't smell. Can't be coke farts.

[LilFlipperArms]

No way. Coke farts stink worse than anything. Anthony's not freaking out so they can't smell. Can't be coke farts.[/QUOTE]

Meth then?

[demonseed]

I forgot the name of the boxing show on Fox, does anyone rememebr it?

[Seth]

Meth then?
Sure, I know nothing about that so its possible.

[LeeHarveyoswld]

im back from skool. JAY MOHR????

[Skeet Slambone]

That's the most disturbing fucking sig ever. I guess that's why my sister wears long sleeves.

[Seth]

VAMPIRE RULES! I love it!


"Honestly, I wasn't listening right now" That killed me

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mr. LeeHarvey.. Please 'splain...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/leeharveyoswld/deedee.jpg

That better be the best fucking photochop in the world...

[MarshmallowRain]

Looks like the board has slowed down some. With Jay in the studio lets see if they recreate the show they had when he was last on when they were at WNEW (I think that they were there last time he came in) and have him bang another black chick. The movie he has coming out friday does look to be a trainwreck, just shook my head when I saw the previews.

[LeeHarveyoswld]

thats hot isn't it

[FU til U Luv Me]

I love the Greaseman impression.

[Wilmington WOW]

I was a bad fan last night. I had to flip back and forth between Mets/Yankees (two fan household). I got a little depressed so I caught up on my Nanny 911. Turned both games off. I have no idea what happened last night. Are you talking about Ishii?

I don't know who the pitcher was, but he threw three balls over the catcher and hit the back stop. When they took him out, the accouncer at the game mentioned that he was injured.

[Sack of Chisels]

Hey Brian I was trying to make some pop tarts the other day............

[Tossed Salad]

I've only been a listener since october, can someone explain Dally Dooley for me

[Palerider4146]

What happened with the pitcher, was he from the Mets???

[Sack of Chisels]

I've only been a listener since october, can someone explain Dally Dooley for me
I think the first time that story was told was the other day.

[opie potter]

HOLY SHIT . . . VOS was right about arrested development . . .

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7545803/

[Tossed Salad]

Must've missed that show

[Sack of Chisels]

So Yoshi was doing coke with Tom Brady?

[TaZMaNiaK]

So Yoshi was doing coke with Tom Brady?

You mean this Yoshi?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/yoshisteve.gif

[Martini Tony]

anyone get the feeling the boys are kissing jays ass?

[BigDickBlack]

God Damn Ive been crying this show. I love when Jay and Jim get together! Nice! Hmmm Yeaahh mmmmm!

[TaZMaNiaK]

Oh this is gold!!

[Seth]

anyone get the feeling the boys are kissing jays ass?
No.

[LeeHarveyoswld]

your gonna be ok!!!! say it with me your gonna be ok!!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

Jay's impressions are right on
Harvey keitel is great

[freak8]

jay's on steve today

[JoeyDVDZ]

I love when Jay's live in studio! He rocks! I even forgive the bastard for being AWOL so long!

[lucky]

Morning wackers

[LilFlipperArms]

Morning wackers

What's up Lucky. Hey where's Leauge City in relation to Dallas?

[BigDickBlack]

I love when Jay's live in studio! He rocks! I even forgive the bastard for being AWOL so long!


No shit I was kind of pissed at him but he has made up for it in only a few appearences! Now if he goes AWOL again I just feel sorry for him!

[BigDickBlack]

What's up Lucky. Hey where's Leauge City in relation to Dallas?

Closer to H-Town!

[girthymac]

Greetings from the west coast!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

No shit I was kind of pissed at him but he has made up for it in only a few appearences! Now if he goes AWOL again I just feel sorry for him!

Nah, Jay tends to do the show in chunks. Now that he's broken the cherry on the new show, the boys won't be able to get rid of him. He'll pop in two or three times a month for the next three months easily.

[LilFlipperArms]

Closer to H-Town!

Just moved to Cleveland from Denton(north of Dallas)

[Seth]

Okay, just to clear this up: Heredia had a thumb injury and I can't find anything "explaining" Ishii's 11 wild pitches in a row.

[Tug McGroin]

my god, i cackle like a 12 year old girl every time i hear that patrice add with the fat albert music.

See ya all later, work calls.

[BigDickBlack]

Just moved to Cleveland from Denton(north of Dallas)

Been there many times! Im about 3 hours to the east of you! Yeah I dotn see Jay going anywhere. Id love to see him be the sit in for when our beloved meat tits is out!

[BigDickBlack]

my god, i cackle like a 12 year old girl every time i hear that patrice add with the fat albert music.

See ya all later, work calls.


LOL! Im at work!

[Sack of Chisels]

this topic was just on this mornings worst of, what a coincidence.

[freak8]

raging bull

get the SE on dvd

[LilFlipperArms]

Okay, just to clear this up: Heredia had a thumb injury and I can't find anything "explaining" Ishii's 11 wild pitches in a row.

I can explain it, I'm a Rangers fan and Ishii performs a lot like Chan Ho Park.
Explanation---he sucks and he's inconsistant

[Seth]

I can explain it, I'm a Rangers fan and Ishii performs a lot like Chan Ho Park.
Explanation---he sucks and he's inconsistant
I don't know him, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

[BigDickBlack]

I can explain it, I'm a Rangers fan and Ishii performs a lot like Chan Ho Park.
Explanation---he sucks and he's inconsistant

LMFAO!

[girthymac]

Whens The last time Triganometry was mentioned on the show...?????

[BigDickBlack]

Jar Jar

[freak8]

why would opie sit through that

he's not with sandy anymore

[Sack of Chisels]

I kinda don't like Lazlo for some reason. I think it might be his voice.

[Tossed Salad]

Do the Ramgers still have Alfonso Soriano?

[BigDickBlack]

Op has been a little quit since Jay has been in! :icon_wink

[LilFlipperArms]

Speakin of Rangers, they just bent over and dropped one to Oakland, with the worst fuckin bullpen in the history of the game. No Yankee killers in town this year.

[MarshmallowRain]

If you listened last week nursenutzz you would have heard the story behind dalley dooley. Ant was doing a good impression if you want to call it an impression friday after returning from the dentist. Surprises me since they spent 3 days last week on the trainable audio no one has come up with the name wet and sticky frank in some fashion on here yet.

[TaZMaNiaK]

I kinda don't like Lazlo for some reason. I think it might be his voice.

Lazlo rocks!

[BigDickBlack]

I kinda don't like Lazlo for some reason. I think it might be his voice.

Yeah me too! I for some reason hated him the 1st time I heard his voice way before he was on O&A!

[LilFlipperArms]

Do the Ramgers still have Alfonso Soriano?
Soriano is pretty good, but he can get nervous sometimes and blow easy plays

[BigDickBlack]

Lazlo rocks!

He does some real cool shit I mean really dope but his voice fucks me for some reason!

[BigDickBlack]

Jay queefed!

[Tossed Salad]

Thanks MarshmallowRain

[BigDickBlack]

Mmmmmm Oxycontin!

[Seth]

why would opie sit through that

he's not with sandy anymore
Its a movie about a Boston Red Sox fan named Ben. Too close to real life to not have to check it out. Who doesn't like tooling Boston fans? I was gonna check it out- still will.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow lazlo does a pretty good Ben :clap: :clap: :clap:

[prozac]

Morning everyone...OH Rich is back on the air!

[Blaster]

That laugh sounded like John Candy in P.T. & A

[prozac]

Vos is on edge today....poor fella

[Sack of Chisels]

Rich's ex: "I owe him a birth certificate and I'm dodgin' em!"

[BigDickBlack]

Vos is on edge today....poor fella


Bonnie wont give up the ol' balloon knot!

[BigDickBlack]

Pull my Finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Why, oh why would Vos put his 12 year old daughter on the air with these animals? How dumb is this guy? :)

[MarshmallowRain]

Not a problem there nursenutzz, funny part of that was how the board here exploded with variations on the dally dooley name after norton mentioned it. So Jay has been on all day from 2nd hour on so he should go all the way in mending fences from his awol period.

[Sack of Chisels]

And they gave him 3 seasons? Cause they didn't like him?

[freak8]

ohhhh talkin behind jay's back


hope jay talkes up

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jeeze vos is a mess... is he on coke?

[Sack of Chisels]

He hung up to buy time to make some shit up

[girthymac]

Ant (not our Ant) is a hack!!!!!

[Tossed Salad]

Bonnie wont give up the ol' balloon knot!

Not having the balloon knot can cause a man to become an animal!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Ant= shitdick

[Cromwell]

Jay rules

Voss is a waste

He should have given us something!

[BigDickBlack]

Not having the balloon knot can cause a man to become an animal!!!


It leads to ****! LOL!

[absurder]

Cracks a BACK tooth.

[Tossed Salad]

Have a good one everyone, I'm punchin' out

[demonseed]

Ant..

http://www.antcomic.com/images/gallery/followmyass_W220_H220.jpg

[BigDickBlack]

Stay up Playa!

[Cromwell]

Jimmy is right

This "intellectual property management rights" shit - blows!

[girthymac]

:clap: :clap: :clap: Cracks a BACK tooth.

[Sack of Chisels]

pretty much any program will convert it to wav, then mp3.

[absurder]

So go to allofmp3.com and pay like 5 cents a tune. Russias copyright laws are different....

[BigDickBlack]

Lazlow!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice! Head in a bathroom references are always a winner!

[FU til U Luv Me]

I'm sure Steve will set lil' Jimmy straight.

[jackdaniels1940]

I don't wanna get shoooooed

[Sack of Chisels]

"Faggot program"

[girthymac]

So go to allofmp3.com and pay like 5 cents a tune. Russias copyright laws are different....
I belong....and I love it!!!!

[BigDickBlack]

I belong....and I love it!!!!
:clap: :clap:

[BigDickBlack]

A nuero-urethra

[absurder]

I belong....and I love it!!!!

Dude, it's fucking addictive - buying by the pound - it's like, "OK, I'll take the entire record, it's 87 cents."

[BigDickBlack]

Dude, it's fucking addictive - buying by the pound - it's like, "OK, I'll take the entire record, it's 87 cents."

Those bastards give you no choice! LOL!

[girthymac]

Dude, it's fucking addictive - buying by the pound - it's like, "OK, I'll take the entire record, it's 87 cents."
I know...I deposited like 20 bucks last month and i still have like 17.80 left and have downloaded like 30 songs.......FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

[Skeet Slambone]

At some point they will catch on and make people in the US pay up for what they downloaded. Just like they do with ciggarettes.

[BigDickBlack]

"By camel fuckers I mean Arabs!" God Damn Jay!

[girthymac]

Ladies and Gentelmen......I would like to present to you my 100th Post!!!! I feel like a real wackbagger now!!! :action-sm

[APortablePhone]

At some point they will catch on and make people in the US pay up for what they downloaded. Just like they do with ciggarettes.

Which is why I download my music completely illegally, not just kind of illegally from Russia.

[mrhyde]

http://absinthe.bz/

Stuff is great - get the 200 bottle

[BigDickBlack]

http://absinthe.bz/

Stuff is great - get the 200 bottle


They will ship to US?

[absurder]

Holy shit that Colin was brilliant.

[LilFlipperArms]

I thought Stanhope was in the cool-book????

[Seth]

Absinthe isn't a drink like alcohol- its a drug, an hallucinogenic.

[Helnaw]

jeez man the Win Media Player converts!

[DefJef]

so good to hear J

[BigDickBlack]

I jsut talked the old lady into buying me the Gold for my B-day in a few weeks! She is ordering know! Whoo Hoo!

[FU til U Luv Me]

I love those JFK references! :)

[LilFlipperArms]

My god his impressions are right on.....

[Sack of Chisels]

Stop Pointing That Gun At My Daaaaaad

[girthymac]

Love his Sean Penn!!!

[Iwgmr]

Love his Sean Penn!!!

Chris Penn

[girthymac]

Chris Penn
Thanks.....I stink!!!!

[BigDickBlack]

Chris Penn


YYYYUUUUUKKKK!!!!

[Iwgmr]

Thanks.....I stink!!!!
No Problem. :action-sm

[freak8]

this show is all over the place


"2 beautiful guurls"

[girthymac]

Chris Penn
My lysdexia is kicking in today!!!

[freak8]

dice should call in

[Cromwell]

"you tell a story like a guy who doesn't tell a story well"

Good one, Jay

[Iwgmr]

My lysdexia is kicking in today!!!

I had to correct you, one's a fat fuck and the other is just a fuck head.

[assWhack]

Is anyone else finding this really not funny...Jay Mohr should be quieter...

[mrhyde]

They will ship to US?


Yes - you have to get a money order and you get it like 2 weeks later - was def worth it

[Cromwell]

I love Jay.

He rocks.

I also *love* Anthony's mocking of Russian people.

Ace!

[FU til U Luv Me]

Clerks reference...nice.

[Seth]

Is anyone else finding this really not funny...Jay Mohr should be quieter...
NO.

[Sack of Chisels]

qmov does have the best fucking porn. I'm glad jay agrees.

[demonseed]

I am loving this with Jay. I think the only thing that can ruin it is if Dice called in. Everything else would be A-Ok in my book.

[LilFlipperArms]

Stalker Patty Jam!!!

[Cromwell]

I LOVE the Patty jam

[demonseed]

Patti Patti Patti

[prozac]

this show is all over the place


"2 beautiful guurls"

A.D.D. show...not doubt about it

[LeeHarveyoswld]

jay is fucking hilarious

[LilFlipperArms]

Did Khemistry do that Patti song??

[Sack of Chisels]

Did Khemistry do that Patti song??
dru boogie

[Schnauzer]

hey pals, i just got back from my first job interview... jesus christ do i suck. i doubt ill be getting a job. hows the show goin

[Cromwell]

Is anyone else hearing backround instructions throughout the break bits?

[Cromwell]

dru boogie

Who is a fucking genius!

[Seth]

oh man- I dig that qmov. Free porn=more gooder, esp. the funny kind.

Asian French chick: "I like a-no" (anal) "Prease, cum in my mouse" Hysterical!

[LilFlipperArms]

Who is a fucking genius!

absolutely! Amazing job! :clap:

[girthymac]

alright....punchin out!!! SEE YA!!!

[Seth]

"All I needed was some juice!" -Dice

[absurder]

dru boogie

Personally, I think that Dru Boogie stuff is less than good.

[Cromwell]

absolutely! Amazing job! :clap:

Thanks "LilFlipper"

I'm "official" now :icon_mrgr

[APortablePhone]

Isn't it a little late in the show to bring in the cooler?

[absurder]

High Society RULED - I got more nuts to their photo of a topless Suzanne Somers than any other single photo or porno

[Cromwell]

Frenchy!

Suck eeet!

[freak8]

dice needs to do that impression

[APortablePhone]

High Society RULED - I got more nuts to their photo of a topless Suzanne Somers than any other single photo or porno

I perferred the Oui Magazines my father kept on the top shelf in his closet.

[digitalpez]

As if I really care to hear what this French fuck has to say... is anyone else having trouble hearing this queer?

[freak8]

millionaires complaining about a free meal

douchbags

[absurder]

Holy shit, Jay can do the best impressions in the business, and can't do a fucking French accent?

[Cromwell]

I perferred the Oui Magazines my father kept on the top shelf in his closet.

Gent magazine then.

Score and Voluptuous now.

Oh, yeah.

[Sack of Chisels]

"fuck-o"

[Cromwell]

As if I really care to hear what this French fuck has to say... is anyone else having trouble hearing this queer?

I can hear the french bitch.

Online.

[deadfruitvirus]

Do they realize the show's almost over?

[Buster H]

I love it when frenchie is on the show. What a tool. Of course, I can only take so much of him. I hope they hang up on him soon.

[Cromwell]

millionaires complaining about a free meal

douchbags

Very good point.

[Buster H]

Do they realize the show's almost over?
Maybe setting frenchie up for the auto cut-off?

[LilFlipperArms]

Frechy is toast!

[al885]

god damn that was great

[prozac]

I love it when Jay goes off on wanting to Fuck Kelly Ripa..."Use her as a wash-rag"
too funny!

[DrGonzoPA]

Today I learned that Vos has to stand on the phone book and use a dialing wond to make a phone call from a pay phone

[FU til U Luv Me]

Frenchy got schooled by Jay Mohr!

[DrGonzoPA]

I miss Dice. He probably cant get away from the register at McDonalds to listen to the show and call in though

[LilFlipperArms]

kick ass show today

[prozac]

See ya every-one!!! We got our full session of Jay Mohr today and movie lines!

[Fr. Dougal]

Just turned on the show... cool to hear Jay! Anyone seen the trailers for his new movie??? From the commercials it seems like it's just another one of those shwoogie flicks with the obligatory "black guy slaps a white guy" scene.

[Smex182]

great show let's do that again ...right now

[LilFlipperArms]

gotta roll....later all!

[Seth]

millionaires complaining about a free meal

douchbags
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!? A free meal for the cost of it isn't the point. Why do you have such a problem when it comes to money? They don't deny it like most fucking people. Why are you so hung up on it? Every time they mention money at all- you have to fucking comment and bash them for it. :fight6:

[DrGonzoPA]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!? A free meal for the cost of it isn't the point. Why do you have such a problem when it comes to money? They don't deny it like most fucking people. Why are you so hung up on it? Every time they mention money at all- you have to fucking comment and bash them for it. :fight6:

Plus I dont think it's really the money they are complaining about. I think it's the fact that they plug frenchy place all the time for free and frenchy is always telling them to come down and he will hook them up. Then in return they get a check for 250

[Sack of Chisels]

Another top notch, classic show. :)

Hopefully Jay will be around a lot more often since he's not doing standup anymore.

[demonseed]

Just turned on the show... cool to hear Jay! Anyone seen the trailers for his new movie??? From the commercials it seems like it's just another one of those shwoogie flicks with the obligatory "black guy slaps a white guy" scene.

Yep, I saw the trailers. You nailed it right on the head, it looks like the obligitory white guy gets slapped by the black guy.
Its some sort of kidnapping movie.

[FU til U Luv Me]

Good show today bbbbbboys!

[Redding]

You mean this Yoshi?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/yoshisteve.gif

nice i was the one that requested that pic, its a great job

throat yogurt

[robertkeys]

was the guy who asked jay if he was doing somebody or colin quinn during 'you got a red light out, you been at the club smoking grass" was that jackie martling? he asked it off mic

[doctorgonzo]

Jay was on fire today man - so great to hear all four bbboys in-room at the same time - great radio.




and, of course, the obligatory Vos call-in bombing...

[joem1211]

His "do the right thing" was f'n radio gold

[ChrisH]

Jay REALLY needs to update his website...while he has eliminated all live dates (as per his declaration today), he still has lots of lovey-dovey pics of himself and his (now former) wife.

[valley_stream]

the jay impression of colin was perfect!

[northern]

Good recovery...first hour of the show was HORRIBLE. A full hour bitching about Howard and Sirius...they just make themselves seem desperate when they take so much time on that, when in reality they are better entertainment and should just do their gig...

But what a recovery. Last 3 hours was one of the best shows in a while.

[Seth]

They talked about Martha Stewart, Mancow and the future of terrestrial radio. Not to mention Nanny 911 and their situation on XM. Listen better please.

[Sack of Chisels]

:icon_evil This is not what I am used to!!!!!!!! :icon_evil
.

[northern]

They talked about Martha Stewart, Mancow and the future of terrestrial radio. Not to mention Nanny 911 and their situation on XM. Listen better please.
Who did Martha Stewart sign with, you douche? And they ranted about Howard for a good 10 minutes. Some of you rubes needs to stop blowing them when the show is awful. They admit that they stink at times.

[Seth]

Just cuz you think it stunk, didn't mean it stunk. I was fully engrossed and enjoyed hearing the many funny moments amidst a serious conversation about XM, Sirius, Howard and all the other stuff they talked about. You have your opinion, I have mine. You expressed yours, I expressed mine. Problem?

Btw, first you said an hour, then it became 10 minutes. Which was it Mr. Consistent. ;P

[Sack of Chisels]

They admit that they stink at times.
We know that, and they know that. You're the only one calling it an awful show. Go away troll.

[northern]

Just cuz you think it stunk, didn't mean it stunk. I was fully engrossed and enjoyed hearing the many funny moments amidst a serious conversation about XM, Sirius, Howard and all the other stuff they talked about. You have your opinion, I have mine. You expressed yours, I expressed mine. Problem?

Btw, first you said an hour, then it became 10 minutes. Which was it Mr. Consistent. ;P
Way to spin my comments, you fucking douchebag. 10 minutes on Stern, out of the first hour of awful show. I'll try to type slower so you can keep up, you zero..why am I arguing? You're a Mets fan. Enough said. I have a tip for you. You're a nothing. You're never going on the show. You don't need to try to suck them off via the internet, although I'm sure you really enjoy sucking other men off.

[northern]

We know that, and they know that. You're the only one calling it an awful show. Go away troll.
wow...you figured out how to correctly use the quote function... :clap:

[Seth]

You're never going on the show. You don't need to try to suck them off via the internet, although I'm sure you really enjoy sucking other men off.
You do not know how right you are.

And for your information, I'm not arguing.

[Seth]

You're the only one calling it an awful show.
Actually, he said it was an awful hour, not show. He gave props to the show.

[Sack of Chisels]

Put in place by the wiffster. Justice has been served.

[Major Burns]

I kind of liked the first hour.

Not that you're biased or anything... :rolleyes:

[mk21]

The show all in all was classic. The first hour was not awful but so-so to me. I listen to O&A cause I want to get away from the other hacks in radio. When they tool on them its pretty funny...especially the old lady. But sometimes they overdo it. He's a washed up piece of shit, let him go away into Sirius oblivion.

[Seth]

There's a thread for this discussion, so I assume from the name:

Why do opie and anthony mention howard so damn much? (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=25391)

[Fruit Monkey]

You didn't like it? Tough shit. Feel free to post your OPINION but don't think for a second you speak for everyone. I kind of liked the first hour. It was a good balance to the next 3 hours of A.D.D.


i was on my way to work around 830am i listen to hoo hoo for my 20 min commute to work and today he called the cops to get some one out of the studio what a fucking baby no one could remove this guy???????/ i dont get it how low do u have to be to call the cops to get some one out he cant fight back no more nor get fans out of studio ...


ps why u up so late on a weekday again???

[Seth]

I guess there's no Howard equivalent of Master Po?

[zagman76]

Good recovery...first hour of the show was HORRIBLE. A full hour bitching about Howard and Sirius...they just make themselves seem desperate when they take so much time on that, when in reality they are better entertainment and should just do their gig...

But what a recovery. Last 3 hours was one of the best shows in a while.

Who did Martha Stewart sign with, you douche? And they ranted about Howard for a good 10 minutes. Some of you rubes needs to stop blowing them when the show is awful. They admit that they stink at times.


Way to spin my comments, you fucking douchebag. 10 minutes on Stern, out of the first hour of awful show. I'll try to type slower so you can keep up, you zero..why am I arguing? You're a Mets fan. Enough said. I have a tip for you. You're a nothing. You're never going on the show. You don't need to try to suck them off via the internet, although I'm sure you really enjoy sucking other men off.

Where's the spin? I don't see any?? All I see if you trashing on another member of the board. One more, and you've earned a nice little vacation.

:action-sm

[Mike H]

and I'm playing a round of hold'em.


Shocking. :)

[PeaSauce]

I thought the first hour was the best part of the show today, I love hearing about all the shitheads that are out there in radioland. Opie losing his mind over Mancow was great. Thats not to say the rest of the show was bad either, I laughed my ass off today.

Oh, and I'm playing a round of hold'em.

I think we were at the same table, was that you telling everyone to stop taking measly $10 tables so seriously?

[ChrisH]

I think we were at the same table, was that you telling everyone to stop taking measly $10 tables so seriously?

Nah, that was Op, but it was about $50,000 buy ins....

[puntored]

You didn't like it? Tough shit. Feel free to post your OPINION but don't think for a second you speak for everyone. I kind of liked the first hour. It was a good balance to the next 3 hours of A.D.D.

Dude, lighten up. It's not like OA actually read these boards.

[puntored]

yeah, and if they did it would never be this late.
Yeah, because it's not like they actually do show prep or anything...

[ChrisH]

yeah, and if they did it would never be this late.

Wow, WBL, up watching the Shield, or caught a monster hand?

[IDontCare05]

yeah, they show up at 6:59.......yeah.............tool :icon_wink




Hoo Hoo I invented having no show prep robin....Iv'e been doing the same shit for years....Hoo Hoo Hoo

[Bill Lehecka]

I liked today's show... Then again I love tangents.

[click]

yeah, they show up at 6:59.......yeah.............tool :icon_wink

Only when there's a bigwig in the studio. :icon_lol:

[PatFromMoonachie]

You guys gonna talk about Pope Adolph tomorrow?.....now I know what that smoke was!:icon_eek:

[zagman76]

You guys gonna talk about Pope Adolph tomorrow?.....now I know what that smoke was!:icon_eek:

That was really funny Pat!!
:icon_lol:

[Bill Lehecka]

You guys gonna talk about Pope Adolph tomorrow?.....now I know what that smoke was!:icon_eek:

I hope it leads to serious theological debate... followed by a trainable learning how to take it up the ass.

[PatFromMoonachie]

Ratzinger?....wasn't that Jason Robard's Character's name in the Bill Murray movie "Quick Change"??

[Mike H]

Rotzinger

[Bill Lehecka]

Ratzinger: It's when a large rodent spouts off a humorous quip.

[PatFromMoonachie]

I liked today's show... Then again I love tangents.
My Geometry teacher would always go off on tangents!....Hmmpf, err, meh!

[Bill Lehecka]

My Geometry teacher would always go off on tangents!....Hmmpf, err, meh!

Shit, your teacher should've saved that for the bedroom, not in front of young pubescent boys and girls...

[ChrisH]

Ratzinger?....wasn't that Jason Robard's Character's name in the Bill Murray movie "Quick Change"??

Yes, excellent reference, and a non-crashworthy joke about the smoke! Who are you, and what have you done with Pat?!?!?!??!?!

[ChrisH]

Shit, your teacher should've saved that for the bedroom, not in front of young pubescent boys and girls...

Nevermind, it seelms like Lehecka and Pat have switched screen names this evening, a la' 18 Again.

[BeltOfScotch]

yeah, and if they did it would never be this late.

The show was pretty good up until about 9:20, then it got awesome when that silly goose Anthony read my instant feedback, then it was pretty good again until 11. Can't wait for tomorrow's batch of pretty-goodness!

[Bill Lehecka]

Nevermind, it seelms like Lehecka and Pat have switched screen names this evening, a la' 18 Again.

Nah, I'm always this lame.

[click]

Was all in all a great show. :action-sm

[northern]

You didn't like it? Tough shit. Feel free to post your OPINION but don't think for a second you speak for everyone. I kind of liked the first hour. It was a good balance to the next 3 hours of A.D.D.
That's what i did....posted my opinion on a part of the show and complimeted the other 3/4. then i get jumped on for having an opinion, try to defend myself, and a geeky mod with a power trip and hatred for free speech threatens to ban me...i see how it works.

i gave huge props to the other 3 hours. i really dislike you guys bitching about other shows/acts so much. i think it's tacky and bad radio. 15 minutes? ok. an hour? a bit too much...again. MY OPINION. nobody has to respond and try to beat it down. your interaction with jay kicked ass