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WhipperWhip
04-19-2005, 04:55 PM
Sorry if this is posted in the wrong forum...
Vos is the only comic who can bomb at an airport that is not named Mohammad Ata! Jesus, what sensitive guy, he attacked everybody today.
Please insert your own criticism at will!:icon_wink
Abysmul
04-19-2005, 04:57 PM
i cant stand vos...never liked him, never will
FiremanBub
04-19-2005, 05:21 PM
I Wish Vos Would Have Had The Balls To Call Jay Mohr Out For Blowing Off The Show For So Long. I Think Thats Why He Was All Shaken And Pissed, Just Like I Am Because Opie, Anthony, And Even Lil Jimmy Kiss That Faggots Ass. Jay Mohr Didnt Do Anything Great For The Show Today And At The End, O &a Are Like "wow What A Great Show Thanks To Jay"
He Stinks And I Dont Like Him
d0uche_n0zzle
04-19-2005, 05:26 PM
Tell us how you really feel...
we really really care. :rolleyes:
smokeypitbull
04-19-2005, 05:52 PM
fuck vos big deal he said he was boming in a airport the reason nothing happened is the airport gard people new he was a SUCK ASS comic and they had no worries
FMJosh
04-19-2005, 06:16 PM
I. Wish. Vos. Would. Have. Had. The. Balls. To. Call. Jay. Mohr. Out. For. Blowing. Off. The. Show. For. So. Long. I. Think. Thats. Why. He. Was. All. Shaken. And. Pissed. Just. Like. I. Am. Because. Opie, Anthony. And. Even. Lil. Jimmy. Kiss. That. Faggots. Ass. Jay. Mohr. Didnt. Do. Anything. Great. For. The. Show. Today. And. At. The. End. O &a. Are. Like "wow. What. A. Great. Show. Thanks. To. Jay."
He. Stinks. And. I. Dont. Like. Him.
Only the beginning of sentences start with capital letters so I decided to help you out. :action-sm
I thought Jay killed on today's show. Plus, he's fucking Nikki Cox!
Spiral Out
04-19-2005, 06:19 PM
I can't stand Vos or Mohr. All Mohr does is recite movie quotes...
AFROnation
04-19-2005, 06:51 PM
I Wish Vos Would Have Had The Balls To Call Jay Mohr Out For Blowing Off The Show For So Long. I Think Thats Why He Was All Shaken And Pissed, Just Like I Am Because Opie, Anthony, And Even Lil Jimmy Kiss That Faggots Ass. Jay Mohr Didnt Do Anything Great For The Show Today And At The End, O &a Are Like "wow What A Great Show Thanks To Jay"
He Stinks And I Dont Like Him
settle down, Mr. Inappropriate Capitalization
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
IDontCare05
04-19-2005, 06:55 PM
I can't stand Vos or Mohr. All Mohr does is recite movie quotes...
You can't judge someone by how they do on a radio show. When you have seen them do their comedy act, then mabye your opinion of them might change. I happen to enjoy both Vos and Mohr on the show and off the show doing their act.....well Vos especially more since Mohr doesn't do anything anymore expect bone nikki Cox.
Sack of Chisels
04-19-2005, 06:58 PM
You guys realize Vos will probably see this thread and have a nervous breakdown, right?
Mother Shucker
04-19-2005, 07:01 PM
Vos is actually a very funny comic. I saw him in a fucking bowling alley in Riverhead in front of only about 100 people and he killed. His phone in's suck, and he is a nervous Jew, don't make him a bad person or a bad comic.
ComputerGuy
04-19-2005, 07:02 PM
I am sorry but I like vos he was having a bad day, it happens. I dont like Jay that much though he is not funny at all, and you know what he said about calling in and them not getting it is bullshit.
Sack of Chisels
04-19-2005, 07:03 PM
Vos is actually a very funny comic. I saw him in a fucking bowling alley in Riverhead in front of only about 100 people and he killed. His phone in's suck, and he is a nervous Jew, don't make him a bad person or a bad comic.
I still cannot fathom how and WHY he performed at a fucking bowling alley.
d0uche_n0zzle
04-19-2005, 07:14 PM
I still cannot fathom how and WHY he performed at a fucking bowling alley.
I'm a JEW if some offers me enough money I have to say yes.
assWhack
04-19-2005, 07:14 PM
It think it's f-d up that O and A were willing to throw Vos under the bus for Jay mohr. I think friend of the show should be a two way street. I don't remember Vos every douching O and A over and not returning their phone calls. I personally think Vos is super funny, but whether you agree with that or not, he has always been a friend of the show. I think that whole phone call and the jay mohr ass kissing is mad dick.
Sack of Chisels
04-19-2005, 07:16 PM
I'm a JEW if some offers me enough money I have to say yes.
Ya wanna buy a dryer door?
kid afrika
04-19-2005, 07:18 PM
Vos was totally set up today. They wanted him on the phone simply to tool on him. The problem is, he wasn't able to come back at them because by the time he heard what they said (if he heard what they said), they were all already laughing at him. That put him on his heels and made it unrecoverable. To his detrement, he called back later in the show for more abuse.
Today's show was a cluster fuck. Too much shit going on, especially with Jay Mohr's breaking into lines from movies seemingly out of nowhere.
Don't get me wrong, I think Jay kills during most of his appearances. I just think he stepped on other guests a bit too much today. Could be he was just a li'l overzealous since it's his first time back in studio in such a long time.
I say more Jay = more gooder.
And, I say keep Vos off the phone. He's much better in the studio.
ComputerGuy
04-19-2005, 07:24 PM
There is no doubt that vos was thrown under for jay, Vos sits in and helps the show and did good on it. Jay never called then finally did and made excuses. Jay is not funny at all.
Maddog62
04-19-2005, 07:25 PM
Vos has always blown. Jay Mohr is alright but happens to be around when O&A are killing. He did help Steven Lynch with the FBA song back in the day. He is like a catalist of fun even if he isn't the guy whom is realy killing. His call a couple of weeks ago was better because he didn't have that dam techie guy dulling him down.
"I new all the words to Empire when I was a kid."
Who didn't? Shut up stupid!
kevtv
04-19-2005, 07:30 PM
i hope vos reads this thread and it ruins his vacation.
nah seriously i like vos a lot. every group of friends has that guy they all rip on (you don't know what guy it is in your group? simple...you're the guy! -dane cook) and vos takes his beatings well. the panic attacks he tried to get out today were great.
also, the caller's joke about vos screaming that he's bombing while in an airport was classic.
ahhhh vos we (well, most of us) love you for the muffin-handed, cheap jew you are beneath those fake pearly whites and perma-tan.
kev
cigarsandscotch
04-19-2005, 07:33 PM
It think it's f-d up that O and A were willing to throw Vos under the bus for Jay mohr. I think friend of the show should be a two way street. I don't remember Vos every douching O and A over and not returning their phone calls. I personally think Vos is super funny, but whether you agree with that or not, he has always been a friend of the show. I think that whole phone call and the jay mohr ass kissing is mad dick.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
It was just part of the normal ball breaking that is part of the show, but that thought did cross my mind several times. Vos wasn't even there to defend himself. (That ol' line). Too bad his kids were with him, he could've broken out a story from his crackhead years and redeemed himself.
Jay has returned to the fold, stopped acting too big for the show, and has killed on XM. A comic doing a Chris Penn, and Harvey Keitel impression shouldn't be funny, but it is.
Clocktower
04-19-2005, 07:38 PM
I'll back Vos today. For christ's sake, the guy was at the airport, missing flights, going out of his mind. Not really fair to totally rail a guy on a bad day. Made for great radio, but I can apprecieate his situation. The guy always makes me laugh in the clubs, even if he has some festering leprosy-ridden tumor on his ear.
prozac
04-19-2005, 07:41 PM
The guy kills in studio and I see every-one's point but this guy has been really faithfull
to the show. I felt bad for the guy but enjoyed when they played silent game on him.
BuffaloPaul
04-19-2005, 07:56 PM
You can't judge someone by how they do on a radio show. When you have seen them do their comedy act, then mabye your opinion of them might change. I happen to enjoy both Vos and Mohr on the show and off the show doing their act.....well Vos especially more since Mohr doesn't do anything anymore expect bone nikki Cox.
Vos is actually a very funny comic. I saw him in a fucking bowling alley in Riverhead in front of only about 100 people and he killed. His phone in's suck, and he is a nervous Jew, don't make him a bad person or a bad comic.
HELLO... EXACTLY!!!
I seen Vos's act in a small comedy club in Buffalo before he was on LCS and he killed...
http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/vos/vos04.jpg http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/vos/vos01.jpg
Then he performed at a larger theater in Buffalo after LCS with some of the other comics from the show, and killed again!...
http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/LCS/LCS02.jpg
You have to see these comics do their live show before you judge them. They use to say that on the show all the time... "we may tool on Vos during the show but he kills when he does his act on stage." The phone in always sucks... even Jimmy said he hates trying to be funny during call ins.
I also think Vos would be funnier if he got XM and listened to the new show everyday. Many times Vos seems out of sync because he doesn't get the new jokes that are part of the new show. The XM people should just give this cheap jew a myfi to get him more involved in the show.
Another thing... say what you want about Jay... but the two times he was on the show, he proved to me he is a fan of the new show. He has pulled some of the most obscure references from the new show, and you just know he has been listening from the beginning. I'm glad Jay is back... and hope Dice comes back as well.
For those who don't think Vos is funny, check out some of these Tough Crowd video clips (http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=344807&postcount=12) and tell me it didn't make you laugh!
I know Vos will eventually check into this thread... did you make it to your performance tonight, Rich? :action-sm
Mike H
04-19-2005, 08:08 PM
It was just part of the normal ball breaking that is part of the show, but that thought did cross my mind several times. Vos wasn't even there to defend himself. (That ol' line). Too bad his kids were with him, he could've broken out a story from his crackhead years and redeemed himself.
Jay has returned to the fold, stopped acting too big for the show, and has killed on XM. A comic doing a Chris Penn, and Harvey Keitel impression shouldn't be funny, but it is.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Thank you! We all need to get over Jay's absence in the first few months. If O&A are willing to move on, shouldn't we be too?
kid afrika
04-19-2005, 08:14 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Thank you! We all need to get over Jay's absence in the first few months. If O&A are willing to move on, shouldn't we be too?
You fuckers using that god damned clap icon is like black people using N I G G E R. It just don't fucking mean anything anymore.
http://www.bls-computer.com/temp/appldie.gif
I KILL THE CLAPPING ICON! I KILL IT DEAD!!! BE GONE STUPID CLAPPING HANDS AND TAKE THE FUCKING WAVING SMILEY WITH YOU!!!11
PrncssNikki
04-19-2005, 08:15 PM
http://www.bls-computer.com/temp/appldie.gif
I KILL THE CLAPPING ICON! I KILL IT DEAD!!! BE GONE STUPID CLAPPING HANDS AND TAKE THE FUCKING WAVING SMILEY WITH YOU!!!11
Thank you. :icon_mrgr
AngryGolfer
04-19-2005, 08:24 PM
people getting bent out of shape because of vos being an easy target and jay returning need to slow down. today, jay was like fat kid trying to eat all his halloween candy in 90 minutes. great appearence, just eager to please. and who gives a shit if the guy didn't get on the show for the first few months. you all know he was at the least listening to the show. and the guys being deeks to a close friend of the show like vos is nothing new. the guy was asking for it today.
DefJef
04-19-2005, 08:56 PM
everyone chill out and go make stomach pancakes... :clap: :clap: :clap: : :fu4:
heinous
04-19-2005, 09:05 PM
I'm sure Vos may be a nice guy. I'm sure his live act may be decent. But in studio or on the phone, he fucking blows.
He has a definite role...that being the whipping boy for his constant bombing and mispronounciations. If that is 'killing', then I'm in...
I know Jimmy is buddy-buddy with him, and O&A like him as well, but I'm baffled as to why they always praise him as 'killing'.
I have rarely heard Vos ever say anything funny when the insult forum fires up in the studio. His non funny banter usually goes as follows:
"Here's the thing *slurp*....."
"Okay, listen *slurp*...."
Rarely does a good 'dig' follow these constant annoying sentence prefixes.
For a comedian, Vos is so 'non-quick' in his banter. The rest of the gang (Patrice, Norton, Colin, Jimmy et al) constantly kill him when they are ripping on each other. I never heard Vos having the upper hand.
If 'killing' is being an unintelligent, slow-on-the-draw, dipshit, then I'm in...otherwise fucking yuk.....
Juanfartez
04-19-2005, 10:21 PM
:clap::clap::clap::clap:
:clap::clap::clap::clap:
:clap::clap::clap::clap:
Now don't you feel like your in a theater? :icon_roll
k5fire
04-19-2005, 10:30 PM
HELLO... EXACTLY!!!
I seen Vos's act in a small comedy club in Buffalo before he was on LCS and he killed.....
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Vos came to a little bar in Bound Brook (The Rail. It's a couple miles from his home in Golfer-field, NJ) to help start a comedy night a few months ago. There was only about 15 people in the place and NJ Transit trains wizzing by every couple of minutes. He KILLED.......No other word for it......He's a great guy. He obviously was having a bad day and was still funny as hell.
Hope you have a great vacation midget fingers :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr
Lil'JimmysMule
04-19-2005, 10:30 PM
I've never seen Vos live but as far as being on the show I always have thought he sucked. It has always seemed like Jay Mohr can make the guys laugh at the things he says where as Vos goes it's like their laughing AT him for being so fucking stupid.
lil rudy
04-19-2005, 11:02 PM
vos was funny.....atleast once today??!?!?! right?!?!
dashnine
04-19-2005, 11:02 PM
I love Vos. He is awesome on the show and he is a incredible friend to the show. To hear him get tooled on as hard as he was, was BS. I like Jay alot but he seemed to go under the belt a few times with Vos and I think it pissed him off.. And given his vacation situation I dont blame him. Vos rules, and although ol'stubbs is easy to joke on, but there is a point that just seems stupid and brutal.. Personally I think he did great today! Rock on Vos. Its always awesome to know you care about us assholes! At one point the boys were like "Hey what got into him?" .. it seemed obvious to me. Maybe Im the only one.
ChlorofirmDiva
04-19-2005, 11:16 PM
how about this. see if vos can finish a joke without " Ya hear me?" "ya know what im saying?" or "tchats right schtoopid". Fuckin idiot.
ThaDRD
04-19-2005, 11:26 PM
I'm sure Vos may be a nice guy. I'm sure his live act may be decent. But in studio or on the phone, he fucking blows.
He has a definite role...that being the whipping boy for his constant bombing and mispronounciations. If that is 'killing', then I'm in...
I know Jimmy is buddy-buddy with him, and O&A like him as well, but I'm baffled as to why they always praise him as 'killing'.
I have rarely heard Vos ever say anything funny when the insult forum fires up in the studio. His non funny banter usually goes as follows:
"Here's the thing *slurp*....."
"Okay, listen *slurp*...."
Rarely does a good 'dig' follow these constant annoying sentence prefixes.
For a comedian, Vos is so 'non-quick' in his banter. The rest of the gang (Patrice, Norton, Colin, Jimmy et al) constantly kill him when they are ripping on each other. I never heard Vos having the upper hand.
If 'killing' is being an unintelligent, slow-on-the-draw, dipshit, then I'm in...otherwise fucking yuk.....
I've been trying to say just this exact thing for a while now. It's good to see I'm not alone. I loved Jay's vicious attacks today. Up until today I couldn't stand Jay...he definitely redeemed himself.
Rizzo88
04-19-2005, 11:26 PM
I like Vos, he has provided a ton of laughs on the show and if you've seen him live, you know he kills.
Let's not get all over a guy who is waiting for a plane with his daughters, when one of them doesn't have the ID they needed. The guys a nervous fck to begin with, so that situation is the best to clown around in.
And I'm normally a fan of Jay Mohr, but I didn't think he was that great today. Tons of people could sit in the studio and quote movies all day. I'll take a Norton-Vos discusision over how they abused some girl over that any day.
CrashCat
04-19-2005, 11:40 PM
Damn, I thought their screwing around with Vos was hilarious today. Is there something wrong with him being one who's put in the barrel more often than not? Hell, being put in the barrel is the only thing that's keeping Frenchy on the show at all, and I laughed at that bit today too.
hellonice
04-20-2005, 01:15 AM
Mike said it best...If OnA have moved on with Jay, the fans should shut the F up and just listen...
I loved Vos today. Trainwreck Vos, although it was a definite sucks to be you day for him, was still funny...
Lubriderm
04-20-2005, 01:33 AM
Well, forgive me for not agruing with anyone here directly, but I find both Vos and Mohr amusing. Vos is great even when he bombs. Thats the beauty of O&A, when someone is bombing, they call it, and have fun with it. It's part of the O&A hang, prepackaged comedy sucks.
sidepiece
04-20-2005, 02:45 AM
I found the whole "Vos in turmoil" scenario today extremely entertaining. Pushing his buttons and exploiting his vulnerabilities makes for great radio. Laverne and Shirley had Squiggy. O&A have Vos (the erratic quirky character).
WhipperWhip
04-20-2005, 08:09 AM
Since I started this thread let me state that I actually enjoyed Vos (even though he did seem a lil sensitive) calling the show and I like Mohr, even though he was all over the place...I just wanted to know that Vos was already reading this on some hotel comp bursting a brain vein!
bailz
04-20-2005, 08:48 AM
I thought Vos had a really good phone-in today. The fact that he bothered to call in when he really was busy with other shit just shows he has commitment to the show, and he had a few lines but everyone in studio was just dumping on him.
He does need to ease up on getting depressed on what the messageboards say about him though.
shawn
04-20-2005, 10:06 AM
Hannity calls in and is entertaining. Every time Vos calls in on his cell he completely bombs. Does he have someone write material for him when he comes into the studio? Vos thinks he is a star. Hes a product of that terrible reality show and is riding the wave. If O&A werent around hed be on welfare.
joem1211
04-20-2005, 10:21 AM
Line of the day was Mohr telling Lazzo that "you tell a story like that guy who cant tell a story"
Devilock
04-20-2005, 10:31 AM
Only the beginning of sentences start with capital letters so I decided to help you out. :action-sm
I thought Jay killed on today's show. Plus, he's fucking Nikki Cox!
Not true, the rules of capitalization are quite extensive and depend somewhat on the context in which the words are used. The basic rules are to capitalize:
The first word of a sentence
Names of the days of the week, months of the year
The pronoun I
Names, including initials, of individuals
Titles which precede names
All names of holidays (excluding any prepositions)
The first word and all nouns in a salutation
The first word in the complimentary closing of a letter
Family relationship names when they precede a name or are used in place of person's name, especially in direct address
All words in the names of specific organizations and agencies excluding prepositions, conjunctions, and articles
Names of languages
Names of definite sections of a country or the world
Names of nationalities
Names of religions and deities
Adjectives formed from names of geographical locations, languages, races, nationalities, and religions
The first word and all the words in titles of books, articles, works of art, etc. excluding short prepositions, conjunctions, and articles
BeersOnTheBoat
04-20-2005, 01:40 PM
I Wish Vos Would Have Had The Balls To Call Jay Mohr Out For Blowing Off The Show For So Long. I Think Thats Why He Was All Shaken And Pissed, Just Like I Am Because Opie, Anthony, And Even Lil Jimmy Kiss That Faggots Ass. Jay Mohr Didnt Do Anything Great For The Show Today And At The End, O &a Are Like "wow What A Great Show Thanks To Jay"
He Stinks And I Dont Like Him
I gotta go along with you. At first he was pretty funny especially with the black Pope thing. But, as the show went on all he could do it impressions and quotes of all his favorite movies. Doesn't take too much talent to quote movies (me and douche bag friends could do that all day long). Not a big Vos fan, but at least he tries do something origional.
CringeBlog
04-20-2005, 01:46 PM
You guys realize Vos will probably see this thread and have a nervous breakdown, right?
That makes me laugh because it is true. Poor dumb Vos.
ChrisH
04-20-2005, 01:47 PM
I've been a fan of Vos since the WNEW days, and have seen him live a bunch of times (Carolines, Comedy Cellar, opening for Lil' Jimmy in Virginia), and he is usually dead on. He can be brutally quick and viscious, but sometimes he stammers and loses confidence in a joke; unlike some others (Jimmy), he doesn't admit the joke sucked, and tries to bully you into a laugh. Unfortunately for the show, this happens frequently when he calls in, but live (and in studio), it is usually a different story. Overall, he usually kills.
DJNewStyle
04-20-2005, 01:51 PM
I thought they'd play m new Vos Song:
Here's the foundry link to 'The Worst Ever - A Vos Song':
http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/9774/div/braincandy/media_search/latest/latest/all/page/download_DJ_Newstyle___The_Worst_Ever___A_Rich_Vos _Song.html#jump
FiremanBub
04-20-2005, 07:08 PM
50 replies since i last checked
---i did capitolize each first letter yesterday and i have no fucking idea why
another thing about jay HOMOmohr,,,,,,,he stated he was just in studio cause he was in new york and wanted to hang out........all ive been seeing on tv is the ads for his new (probably shitty movie) so i like someone to tell me that he wasnt set up by his agent to do an appearance to promote his movie
HE SUCKS,,,,,,,,,,HE LIES TO THE SHOW AND THE FANS CONSTANTLY AND 0,A, AND LILL JIMMY KISS HIS ASS!!!
THERE ARE TOO MANY HARDER WORKING FUNNIER REGULARS THAN JAY. FUCK HIM, HE SUCKS AND THE BOYS SHOULD RIP HIM FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF KISSING HIS ASS
DJNewStyle
04-20-2005, 07:23 PM
...THE BOYS SHOULD RIP HIM FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF KISSING HIS ASS
Seriously.. just work at being a listener. They know what they're doing. Jay's a great guest as evidenced by the great radio he consistently provides. The minute they have to "rip him" - they'll do it.
Also, take a typing lesson.
snakeeyes
04-20-2005, 07:42 PM
Not true, the rules of capitalization are quite extensive and depend somewhat on the context in which the words are used. The basic rules are to capitalize:
The first word of a sentence
Names of the days of the week, months of the year
The pronoun I
Names, including initials, of individuals
Titles which precede names
All names of holidays (excluding any prepositions)
The first word and all nouns in a salutation
The first word in the complimentary closing of a letter
Family relationship names when they precede a name or are used in place of person's name, especially in direct address
All words in the names of specific organizations and agencies excluding prepositions, conjunctions, and articles
Names of languages
Names of definite sections of a country or the world
Names of nationalities
Names of religions and deities
Adjectives formed from names of geographical locations, languages, races, nationalities, and religions
The first word and all the words in titles of books, articles, works of art, etc. excluding short prepositions, conjunctions, and articles
Who cares you anal asshat.
Back on topic.
Vos you WOOSE!!
You were great until the "Jay is the reason the show was cancelled" reference. You wouldnt even come out and say it. Grab em and give em a squeeze dude.
IPAIDFERPREMIUM
04-20-2005, 09:27 PM
Jay Mohr is a whore
Mud Duck
04-20-2005, 10:09 PM
Vos has always sucked on the phone. His live schtick is funny. Last time I saw him live was when he MC'd for Jeffrey Ross at Carolines about a year ago.
Jay Mohr, I hate. I always did hate, but I have to admit it, he did kill - and I actually didnt want to smash his face with a hard cover version of his horrible book...
If I was in studio I would have destroyed Jay. Made it to the Bahamas {Did I spell that wrong?-- Vos
ryan lambert
04-20-2005, 11:39 PM
If I was in studio I would have destroyed Jay. Made it to the Bahamas {Did I spell that wrong?-- Vos
shockingly, you got it right, you dumb jew
love ya rich
BuffaloPaul
04-20-2005, 11:46 PM
If I was in studio I would have destroyed Jay. Made it to the Bahamas {Did I spell that wrong?-- Vos
Vos... did you get body cavity searched at the airport for telling that guy you gave a light to... "I'm bombing here!" ?
http://img166.echo.cx/img166/9759/vosbombing4lp.jpg
kid afrika
04-20-2005, 11:52 PM
If I was in studio I would have destroyed Jay. Made it to the Bahamas {Did I spell that wrong?-- Vos
You shallow piece of shit.
You're in the Bahamas with your kids and you can't help but steal away to the computer to see what us creeps on wackbag had to say about your appearance?
You really are incredibly insecure for someone who's gained a reasonable amount of celebrity. Not to mention the fact that you overcome all inhibitions to get up on stage 3 - 4 times a week to tell the same fucking jokes for the 10,000th time.
The least you could do is pretend to have a fucking life and act like you don't give a shit what we say here. Hell, if you posted the same comments on Monday, you probably could've kept the little bit of respect I had for you.
Be sure to steal the towels, robes, tv remote batteries and li'l bars of soap from your comped room you lousy fucking jew.
Luv ya schlookums,
Kid
lucky
04-21-2005, 03:02 AM
I have never cared for Vos but I do love that he is made fun of and can at least laugh at that stuff. The only reason it seemed to me why he comes in is because he lives nearby and can at least be a FILLER for when Norton is gone and to have someone to tool on.
sickness
04-21-2005, 05:30 AM
I hate to sound like I'm kissing ass but Vos is one funny sob......I mean how could you not love someone who has surf board teeth and speaks in front of a audience for a living?
smokeypitbull
04-21-2005, 02:38 PM
he kills in bowling allys he booming in airports its............... rich vos
Skeet Slambone
04-21-2005, 04:10 PM
Made it to the Bahamas {Did I spell that wrong?-- Vos
Glad you are finding places where your material is still fresh.
Your jokes are updated like the fucking Almanac.
(insert current president here) same punchline
(insert newest boy band here) same punchline
THe new Pope is German and I'm dodging him.
Vos jokes are old,is getting old. Hey Kid I was on the beach today and to show you how I kinda like you, I bought a coconut from your mom. Vos
Skeet Slambone
04-21-2005, 07:20 PM
Vos jokes are old,is getting old. Hey Kid I was on the beach today and to show you how I kinda like you, I bought a coconut from your mom. Vos
Did you pay in full or are you dodging her?
Sack of Chisels
04-21-2005, 07:56 PM
hahaha vos you tool. i knew he would find this thread and start ragging on people.
snakeeyes
04-21-2005, 09:07 PM
Vos jokes are old,is getting old. Hey Kid I was on the beach today and to show you how I kinda like you, I bought a coconut from your mom. Vos WTF are you talking about?? Im laughing,but I dont know why.
DJNewStyle
04-21-2005, 11:42 PM
Vos jokes are old,is getting old. Hey Kid I was on the beach today and to show you how I kinda like you, I bought a coconut from your mom. Vos
Vos I'm a fan. I think your appearances are always killer.
My Rich Vos Song:
http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/9774/div/braincandy/media_search/latest/latest/all/page/download_DJ_Newstyle___The_Worst_Ever___A_Rich_Vos _Song.html#jump
WhipperWhip
04-22-2005, 11:05 AM
That's great...Vos looked at my thread and replied...oh shit I'm laughing! I got him!
(sorry I'm late on this, had no comp all day yesterday)
Clint
07-26-2005, 09:43 AM
Vos how many times can you fit "uuuuhhhhh" into a statement? Line of the day "why doesn't she go mainstream"
khemystri
07-26-2005, 11:08 AM
They just throw Vos under the bus.... constantly!!!! :)
He'll say something funny (at least kinda funny) and they just stare at him!!!
Sure it makes for good radio, but sometimes he deserve a lil' better. :action-sm
-khem
Chester'sLiver
07-26-2005, 11:11 AM
Why bump up this thread for unfunny Vos. He is the worse. He is never funny and just brings down the show.
Ricki'sMustaChe
07-26-2005, 11:16 AM
nice smash fmjosh. bottom line vos is a funny comic, mohr is a funny bastard. his impressions r great, and his timing is always on point.
1lilyatesbaby
07-26-2005, 11:21 AM
Vos is as funny as a punch in a pregnant lady's stomach. He's a coat-tail-riding (Bonnie) slobbering Jew that makes me wish Hitler wasn't such an underachiever. Every time he gets smashed by a caller, his only retort is to ask "how much money do you make" or use a line Jimmy/Ant/Jay have already used. Every so often Vos is funny, but every so often child molesters go free. Jay is brilliant, and, as was mentioned before, hes nailing NIKKI COX!!! Chris Penn and Harvey Keitel? masterful. and to whomever said all jay does is quote movie lines, what the hell else does ANYONE on the show do? Rich Vos should die of gonnorhea and rot in hell. long live Jay Cox!!!
Chester'sLiver
07-26-2005, 11:25 AM
Vos is as funny as a punch in a pregnant lady's stomach. He's a coat-tail-riding (Bonnie) slobbering Jew that makes me wish Hitler wasn't such an underachiever. Every time he gets smashed by a caller, his only retort is to ask "how much money do you make" or use a line Jimmy/Ant/Jay have already used. Every so often Vos is funny, but every so often child molesters go free. Jay is brilliant, and, as was mentioned before, hes nailing NIKKI COX!!! Chris Penn and Harvey Keitel? masterful. and to whomever said all jay does is quote movie lines, what the hell else does ANYONE on the show do? Rich Vos should die of gonnorhea and rot in hell. long live Jay Cox!!!
See this is where I differ from these guys - I never wished death on Vos. I just find him incredibly unfunny. And what does who he is banging have to do with how funny he is?
cameron007
07-26-2005, 01:28 PM
Vos is funnier than Philips and the English douche Phillup....so as long as I dont have to listen to them two guys I can live with Vos.....
1lilyatesbaby
07-26-2005, 01:33 PM
See this is where I differ from these guys - I never wished death on Vos. I just find him incredibly unfunny. And what does who he is banging have to do with how funny he is?
I only mentioned who he was banging cause i had said he was riding her coattails. since hes been w/her, he gets a show on comedy central and people now pay to see him. hes moved up from wildwood lanes (a bowling alley) to actual clubs, and its only cause shes funny and carries his tumor-ridden ass.
Chester'sLiver
07-26-2005, 01:35 PM
Vos is funnier than Philips and the English douche Phillup....
Actually Vos would fit in very well on that show. He is about as funny as those holes.
Freddy's Finger
07-26-2005, 01:37 PM
What was the final score for Vos's good/bad line game today?
I had it at 6-6 before he told that awful story at the end.
HummerTuesdays
07-26-2005, 01:41 PM
its only cause shes funny and carries his tumor-ridden ass.
I have to disagree. Just ask those that were at the Stress Factory last year. Bonnie SUCKED ASS, no one laughed, and she gave the crowd the finger because she wasn't funny. (yeah, didn't make sense to me either, when it happened.) Vos, on the other hand, KILLED. The crowd was rolling.
blevine77
07-26-2005, 01:42 PM
I have to say I love when Vos is on, and actually look forward to his appearances on the show. When he kills -- which is more often than people on this thread claim -- it's funny. When he bombs, it's even funnier, just because he's such a great punching bag.
Chester'sLiver
07-26-2005, 01:49 PM
which is more often than people on this thread claim
He NEVER kills. I have never laughed when Vos has been on. I don't get what you guys find so funny about him, but people have diffrent opinoins. But if I don't find him funny why would I say he killed?
blevine77
07-26-2005, 01:53 PM
He NEVER kills. I have never laughed when Vos has been on. I don't get what you guys find so funny about him, but people have diffrent opinoins. But if I don't find him funny why would I say he killed?
^^^
Chester'sLiver
07-26-2005, 02:04 PM
^^^
Why are you highlighting things in my own message. I know people have diffrent opinons -- I wrote it.
InfectedPest
07-26-2005, 02:17 PM
Don't care for Vos. What's crazy is I went to a comedy show as a spur of the moment thing and Vos was performing. He still didn't do anything for me during his act, but he did have a suck ass crowd and the venue sucked. His best stuff for me was when he was ripping on the stage setup where he could see the bathroom doors opening and closing from the corner of his eye as well as the interegator spotlight on him.
freak8
07-26-2005, 02:18 PM
vos sucked today
sorry vos
FreeTheCricket
07-26-2005, 02:26 PM
I Wish Vos Would Have Had The Balls To Call Jay Mohr Out For Blowing Off The Show For So Long. I Think Thats Why He Was All Shaken And Pissed, Just Like I Am Because Opie, Anthony, And Even Lil Jimmy Kiss That Faggots Ass. Jay Mohr Didnt Do Anything Great For The Show Today And At The End, O &a Are Like "wow What A Great Show Thanks To Jay"
He Stinks And I Dont Like Him
I Really Like Typing With Capital Letters On All My Words Too.
Dude... it's much easier and faster to type NOT doing that. Just a friendly reminder from a fellow pest. :action-sm
Oh yeah - Vos sucks. He is funny doing stand-up, but on the show, he's awful. He really shows how truly retarded he is, and how he is just a disgusting slobbering pile of monkey shit. I hate his stupid lisp and his wet-mouth way of talking.
GravyMaster
07-26-2005, 02:44 PM
Hey Rich, why haven't you gone mainstream yet?
WhipperWhip
07-26-2005, 02:55 PM
Vos was on? Wow...he sucked.
DocSavage
07-26-2005, 04:04 PM
Vos is horrid on O&A in my opinion. His voice is downright irritating on the radio and he really brings the show down. His timing is equally bad and I cannot think of a funny thing he has brought to the show other then being the object of ribbing by Lil Jimmy and the boys. I absolutely fear the day Jimmy Norton leaves the show (if professor Anthony is right once again) and they "replace him with this talentless bore as suggested on the air after Jimmy's last Tonight Show gig. IF this ever comes to pass I will seriously have a problem listening all day.
EveryoneHasAIDS
07-26-2005, 04:09 PM
Vos ate it today but he's a big country wide star...tell em Bonnie!
Ben's Big Ball
07-26-2005, 06:28 PM
I can't stand that stuttering muttering prick. He always sounds like he has Bonnys cock in his mouth.
MisterSinister
07-26-2005, 07:02 PM
Who's Vos?
Buffcoat
07-26-2005, 07:14 PM
Whether you like Vos and Mohr or hate them, they make for good radio because the b-b-b-boys feed off of them and make it work. Always.
PS - I'm not a fan of either, but I do enjoy what they bring to the show when they're on. I guess I consider them "props" for the pogram.
mickmo
07-26-2005, 07:22 PM
Vos is a hack and will always suck balls.
OnePremier
07-26-2005, 07:58 PM
my sentiments exactly... I love the little midget-handed Jew.
bkbigfish
07-26-2005, 08:09 PM
I imagine even Vos would admit he wasn't on fire today. I do enjoy seeing Vos perform on stage as long as his act primarily consists of murdering the guys who get really hammered, and try to impress their girlfriend/buddy with half ass attempts to derail the show though. The only good hecklers are the ones that make fun of Lisa Lampanelli's cock.
wkbest
07-26-2005, 08:11 PM
I thought he was so-so today, but usually I think he kills. Just being his dumbass self adds a lot to the show. Besides think of all the shit the boys throw at him. That is priceless.
abudabit
07-26-2005, 08:30 PM
Vos is great. Tooling on him is fun, but in all seriousness he is great. That's why opie has to interupt everyonce in a while to remind everyone he's great, because sometimes people get caught up in it.
InternetStalker
07-26-2005, 08:43 PM
Vos just needs to be Vos and stop trying so hard. Old Praying Mantis fingers.
bkbigfish
07-26-2005, 09:07 PM
Vos just needs to be Vos and stop trying so hard. Old Praying Mantis fingers.
:clap:
SteveFromBayshore
07-26-2005, 09:09 PM
If only he had that stenchpit behind his malformed ear filled in with something other than cheese. Maybe that's where the stink of many of his "jokes" comes from. Vos is definately an Aristocrat.
whoisisthis
07-26-2005, 09:10 PM
Vos just needs to be Vos and stop trying so hard. Old Praying Mantis fingers.
yes. poor vos :icon_frow
ol' horse eye
07-26-2005, 09:42 PM
I think Vos is good on the show, obviously a good friend to the show, and the more he is on the more I like him. I have only been listening since March, but I think a bunch of you old timers don't get it. Having different people on especially when they are friends of the show makes for damn good radio. Both are always good for laughs when they are in. People will always bitch no matter what someone does, and as always there are going to be moners and complainers. Lighten up for Christ's sake..
NORTONnFRIENDS
07-26-2005, 09:45 PM
Dont forget people ITS VOS!!!!! cant expect even Phile radio from him. Vos dont think we hate you you tool. Dont worry so much. Slow down and enjoy whats goin on.
n2fooz
07-26-2005, 09:46 PM
Parker Posey should go mainstream and do movies with Clark Gable or Humphry Bogart...
Clear your damn throat when you're on the radio, you gargling, muttering douche!
NORTONnFRIENDS
07-26-2005, 09:47 PM
Parker Posey should go mainstream and do movies with Clark Gable or Humphry Bogart...
Clear your damn throat when you're on the radio, you gargling, muttering douche!
Nice
n2fooz
07-26-2005, 09:49 PM
Sorry double post..
NORTONnFRIENDS
07-26-2005, 09:51 PM
Go to Vos's show "Big bomb" Think before you talk twato!!
p1ckl3dpunk
07-26-2005, 09:58 PM
http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/shortstop3ef122001.jpg
p1ckl3dpunk
07-26-2005, 09:59 PM
http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/shortstop3ef122001.jpg
p1ckl3dpunk
07-26-2005, 10:02 PM
Vos' lil hands are angry.http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/shortstop3ef122001.jpg
NORTONnFRIENDS
07-26-2005, 10:02 PM
Holy Shit thats creepy!!!!!
p1ckl3dpunk
07-26-2005, 10:07 PM
:rolleyes: http://www.richvos.com/images/headshot-edit.jpg What's really creepy is that he got bonny to agree that she should marry him. Ben's hog must've scared her away from large men.
jason1320
07-26-2005, 10:30 PM
I have nothing against the guy, I just don't think he is funny at all.
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