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NoFilterPaul
05-08-2005, 03:40 PM
So... which Wackbag member was this??


I Link, Therefore I am
by George Simpson, Monday, Apr 25, 2005 8:17 AM EST

A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.

"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.


This article didn't show up in a search with the guys name here, so feel free to slap me if its a dupe!

ASSBAG
05-08-2005, 04:01 PM
I'm calling shenanigans.

Rob
05-08-2005, 04:07 PM
it doesnt say AP, so it cant be true...

poopiebottoms
05-08-2005, 05:25 PM
I'm Picard...
I wondered why he never replied back....

NUGHUFFER
05-08-2005, 06:37 PM
Hey Farva..........what's the name of that Restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls?

PCLoadLetter
05-08-2005, 06:49 PM
I call bull snot on this one. The wife just let him die of starvation???

Mavprick
05-08-2005, 07:02 PM
Hey Farva..........what's the name of that Restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls?

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/5232/suptroop6jd.jpg

Hoagie
05-08-2005, 07:09 PM
I heard this guy posted on every forum on the internet except for the one called WOWFans.

NoFilterPaul
05-08-2005, 07:28 PM
I heard this guy posted on every forum on the internet except for the one called WOWFans.

There is always ONE tool who has to start for NO reason

Smoke
05-08-2005, 07:44 PM
So... which Wackbag member was this??
Bach and Mike_H have rapidly climbing post counts...

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."
I read about an autistic kid who only communicated via email/computers, I wonder if Lucian tried that.

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.
So when my living kernel finally crashes, does it mean some woman in the western part of Canada is gonna get a visit from law enforcement? /inside

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."
I'm sure I've posted something just as random as that at some point in the past year... or is only since April 4th. /inside again

Sort of like the titanic battle between Hitler and Stalin, like two snakes that can't kill each other, battling for eternity.
Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."
Get your Desktop Sidebar at Desktop Sidebar.com (http://www.desktopsidebar.com) /another inside shot
Again the poster sounds like me, only I ignore threads where I've been bested.

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.
Nah, podcasting is the way of the future.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.
Will he have a moment of no-posting on each board he was on. I'd rather have all the Zerg bow to my remains in unison.

This article didn't show up in a search with the guys name here, so feel free to slap me if its a dupe!

Link to article. (http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&art_aid=29415) Please post links for all quoted articles.

Smoke
05-08-2005, 07:45 PM
I heard this guy posted on every forum on the internet except for the one called WOWFans.
Then I guess we've found who's still been posting in the complaint forum here.

NUGHUFFER
05-08-2005, 08:43 PM
"They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks."

Anybody seen BB1 around lately? :)

Good call. As a matter of fact I havent. Hmm? :icon_lol:

Hoagie
05-08-2005, 08:49 PM
There is always ONE tool who has to start for NO reasonJust like there is ONE tool who has been told time and again he is not welcome here but he keeps signing up under new names.

NUGHUFFER
05-08-2005, 08:51 PM
Well I checked Snopes.com for it and couldnt find it. Dunno what to make of it, but definately sounds like bullshit.

THE FEZ MAN
05-08-2005, 09:12 PM
if it looks like shit smells like shit and tastes like shit it aint chocolate

d0uche_n0zzle
05-08-2005, 09:31 PM
He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

Truly a class A maroon.

Sutsu
05-08-2005, 09:57 PM
Sounds kinda similar to the kid who shot himself after playing too much everquest. Norton had a few good lines on that one.
Old internet surfing executive busybody starves himself because he thinks he's too important to stop posting his bullshit? GOOD, now the rest of us have a chance to say something.

NoFilterPaul
05-08-2005, 10:42 PM
Just like there is ONE tool who has been told time and again he is not welcome here but he keeps signing up under new names.

Sorry about this, but Stingray himself approved this account, and removed the filter of my site name the same day (as you can obviously see by your post above).

Sorry to burst your elitist bubble.

I guess putting my picture in my sig, and my site name in my profile means I wanted my identity to be kept a secret 8-()

Someone lock this thread before it gets silly, thanks!

Hoagie
05-08-2005, 11:03 PM
Sorry about this, but Stingray himself approved this account, and removed the filter of my site name the same day (as you can obviously see by your post above).

Sorry to burst your elitist bubble.

I guess putting my picture in my sig, and my site name in my profile means I wanted my identity to be kept a secret 8-()

Someone lock this thread before it gets silly, thanks!How many times did you sign up again after you were banned? And without anyones permission. The fact Stingray allows you to have this account proves, once again, that Stingray is far more forgiving than I am.

Tax Kuntz
05-08-2005, 11:25 PM
Stingray is far more forgiving than I am.

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/akhrin/limecat.jpg

Diceman Cometh
05-09-2005, 12:53 AM
Oh leave Sexhoagie alone

KneeKnee
05-09-2005, 02:19 AM
Anyways....

Why not just stop paying the phone bill, or cable bill..Or just ask to have it connected.

Sorry, I'm not buying it.