Howard Stern's Escalade Limo on eBay

[NoFilterPaul]

eBay Auction Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll%3FViewItem%26item%3D4547325549)

Supposedly this is the old link from last weeks failed auction, still looking for the new one...

Mod Edit: Fixed link so it now works. - SF

[GregFarz78]

no bids...thats terrific thats terrific

[Mother Shucker]

80 FEET??????? A fucking city bus is 40 feet, this Titanic is twice as long as a city bus? No way.

[SparrowHawk]

80 FEET??????? A fucking city bus is 40 feet, this Titanic is twice as long as a city bus? No way.

80 inches... :action-sm

[skeelow]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5579377429&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

Id rather win this and have the fucker shove his mule in howards mouth

[Mother Shucker]

80 inches... :action-sm

You are correct sir, it does say "80"" , but then it is a six foot long limo?

What retard wrote this auction? It also says "bar w/classes & ice chest", Social studies classes?

[Mother Shucker]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5579377429&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

Id rather win this and have the fucker shove his mule in howards mouth

I bid, but someone out bid me. But since my ebay screen name is "rustytrombone1027", I thought I HAD to bid.

[SparrowHawk]

You are correct sir, it does say "80"" , but then it is a six foot long limo?

What retard wrote this auction? It also says "bar w/classes & ice chest", Social studies classes?

No...it's got an 80 inch stretch added to a stock Escalade. It's actually not that long of a stretch. I've seen Hummer limos with a 200 inch stretch before.

[Taso]

I assumed the 80" is the height

[SparrowHawk]

I assumed the 80" is the height

Nope...if you look at any publication that sells limos (like the DuPont Registry) it always lists the stretch. The Hummer that I saw with a 200 inch stretch couldn't be 200 inches high! That would be crazy, insane, nuts. I would pimp that Escalade limo in a second if I could afford it.

80 inches is actually pretty small for a limo. Those 200 inch Hummers have 2 different bars, a hot tub, and other insane amenities.

[MilitantRabbit]

i think 80 feet is the length of his ego.

Hey, he did say in Private Parts that he has a small penis. Perhaps that's the only truth in the whole movie?

[Save My Up's Dick]

Found it......was that so hard?

[Rob]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6148&item=4551210578&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


new auction...

[Ballbuster1]

Nope...if you look at any publication that sells limos (like the DuPont Registry) it always lists the stretch. The Hummer that I saw with a 200 inch stretch couldn't be 200 inches high! That would be crazy, insane, nuts. I would pimp that Escalade limo in a second if I could afford it.

80 inches is actually pretty small for a limo. Those 200 inch Hummers have 2 different bars, a hot tub, and other insane amenities.
We do lots of limo work at my shop. 80 inches is the amount that it is
stretched over the factory size. I agree, 80 is kinda small for an SUV
stretch, but if it's for personal use they tend to be shorter than a
stretch designed for rental use.

[GravyMaster]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6148&item=4551210578&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


new auction...
Serious bids only?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Anything over ten grand and you have to prove you have the money. However, a nice WOW sticker ending up on it would kill.

[Rob]

Serious bids only?

yeah... the high bidder "ronnieisafag" seems legit to me... :icon_mrgr

[INTIMIDATOR3]

the current high bidder is "ronnieisafag" do you think thats a "sirius" bid. Can I get a it without the autograph? How cool would it be to assoult the media as the buyer at the ceremony

[THE FEZ MAN]

If I had that kind of money I would prefer a more modest less conspicuous daily driver like a plain white van or a nice big German road car with a huge motor and a security up grade. That thing is a fucking monstrosity not to mention just plain ethnic inside.

[Private Pile]

that would be cool to buy, but then set fire to it