Fuck You Lauren

[Boston Funbags]

I'd like to say fuck you to my pal for giving me a cold right before finals. I couldn't sleep last night and almost threw up from coughing so hard. I'm all f'ing achey and delerious and can't fucking study.

I already called her and made her feel bad today, but I'd thought I'd say it once more: FUCK YOU LAUREN!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

If she is a real pal, she'll blow you until your better.