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Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 06:41 AM
Good Morning 'baggers.

It's Frday the 13th, so stay away from black cats and don't walk under any ladders.

It's Friday.....It's Friiiiday.......It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaay yyy!!!!!

BIV
05-13-2005, 06:45 AM
*looks at watch*
Damn dude......

generoso
05-13-2005, 06:50 AM
Wow someone is a littelquick on the draw there.....I feel like a kid on christmas the Zig man comes thru my new myfi arrives today ......Anyone want to buy a working one with a bad screen for 50.....

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 06:53 AM
dont any of you psychopaths sleep!!

Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 06:53 AM
Yeah I woke up early so I figured What the Hell.


Hmmm, a broken screen Myfi for $50.00.......uh, no.:icon_mrgr

Jman
05-13-2005, 06:54 AM
Morning Baggers. Sucks I got to get ready for Work

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:00 AM
Check this out:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=397051#post397051

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:04 AM
Check this out:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=397051#post397051
thats awsome Biv......I wounder how many responces she has gotten if that was on the smoking gun I bet she is flooded....

Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 07:07 AM
Biv, good find.

I bet lots of Single dads will be looking for a pen pal in prison to share in their kids lives.

Shaggz
05-13-2005, 07:19 AM
Check this out:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=397051#post397051
Nice, Im gonna write her! If I do, ill post her reply here for all your viewing plessure.

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:21 AM
Nice, Im gonna write her! If I do, ill post her reply here for all your viewing plessure.
I am to but i'll wait about a month or so ......She is drowning in mail now i bet anyway.....Plus she ain't going nowhere for a while....

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 07:24 AM
Mornin guys! :action-sm

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 07:25 AM
Morning sweeties. WTF are I doing up this early on a 5 day break?

Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 07:27 AM
Morning sweeties. WTF are I doing up this early on a 5 day break?

Pesky Virus is hard to shake, eh?:action-sm

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:29 AM
All my party people are here!

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:30 AM
Why morning Boston ....Just checked ups.com my myfi is on the truck .......

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 07:31 AM
Check this out:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=397051#post397051

Well, that one cost me a cup of coffee. And a keyboard.

We know the drill. Serious responses only.

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 07:32 AM
Pesky Virus is hard to shake, eh?:action-sm

No kiddin. My normal get up time, to go to work is 04:20 (get up to go home from work around 05:30) so sleeping in till 6 or so, is sleeping "late" for me...

BTW. Can't put my hands on it, but I love reading posts from you.

Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 07:33 AM
Morning Strangler......by the way, that's Kuntz...with a Z

I am checking out Opie's grandfather on MSNBC. The resemblance is amazing.
A guest just told Imus "you can't say that, your not on satellite".
Imus responded "Not Yet, anyway."

speculation.......hmmmmm

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 07:33 AM
ughhhhhh allergies SUCK!!

Shipwreck
05-13-2005, 07:37 AM
How can Susan Smith sleep at night? We ought to get toghether and get a collection up to get her a myfi. That way lil Jimmy can insult her on a daily basis. I bet she would never have guessed her little CoRec swim would be one of the funniest reccurring themes on a national radio show.

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:38 AM
Hell, I'd do her.

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:40 AM
Hell, I'd do her.
Same here....but than again i would do just about any female i'm not picky....

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:42 AM
Can you imagine the bragging rights of congical visits to Susan Smith?

Shipwreck
05-13-2005, 07:42 AM
new meaning to prison sex huh?
child killing, death row, dildo made out of a plastic spoon, prison sex.
nice

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 07:43 AM
Can you imagine the bragging rights of congical visits to Susan Smith?

/Dice: I banged hur. She's ah woo-are! And, I got the Hat! /Dice

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:45 AM
Can you imagine the bragging rights of congical visits to Susan Smith?
So are you saying we should have a bet or something .......

Xyn
05-13-2005, 07:45 AM
Its dames like her that just make me wanna go become a methodist...

Morning wackbaggers, another fine day for sexperts

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:45 AM
Susan....you are so so fucking hot. I just wanna go fucking crazy with you...though you are already fucking nuts. I wanna see you eat Betty and swim in a lake and count the bubbles...I'm so into you. You are so fucking hot.

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 07:45 AM
Can you imagine the bragging rights of congical visits to Susan Smith?

I was wondering what she does for Mother's Day. Send someone to the lake, to see if a card to her floated to the top?

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:46 AM
So are you saying we should have a bet or something .......
I'd go as high as $5.00

CoopFromPA
05-13-2005, 07:46 AM
Nice, Im gonna write her! If I do, ill post her reply here for all your viewing plessure.

Don't forget to write your real name: Ben Sparks.

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:46 AM
Hey a special apperance by Liddy this fine mornig...

Xyn
05-13-2005, 07:47 AM
I just wanna have sex, drugs, go crazy, bye.

If you agree with this, back down a boat ramp with your kids, dont put on the parking break.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 07:49 AM
sorry sweetie that i havent posted for 40 min jus checking out the new xbox specs sweeeet is mtv replaying the unveiling?

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 07:49 AM
Susan....you are so so fucking hot. I just wanna go fucking crazy with you...though you are already fucking nuts. I wanna see you eat Betty and swim in a lake and count the bubbles...I'm so into you. You are so fucking hot.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

BIV
05-13-2005, 07:49 AM
I just wanna have sex, drugs, go crazy, bye.

If you agree with this, back down a boat ramp with your kids, dont put on the parking break.

.....if you agree with this just say "glub glub."

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 07:50 AM
And now, Silence of the Drowned Children - the Musical!

generoso
05-13-2005, 07:50 AM
I'd go as high as $5.00
Wow high roller I was thinking more a dollar but I'm in..Not about the money about the prestige...

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 07:50 AM
nevermind its gonna be on sunday morning

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 07:53 AM
sorry sweetie that i havent posted for 40 min jus checking out the new xbox specs sweeeet is mtv replaying the unveiling?

I know it was on at 1:30 this morning and I missed it both times.. I just went thru the guide and it doesn't show up again..

<edit> yeah, till sunday... :icon_roll Didn't go far enough..

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 07:57 AM
and half life 2 will be coming to xbox in september i finally will be able to see whats the big deal over the game

burningsun
05-13-2005, 07:57 AM
shake it up

Xyn
05-13-2005, 07:58 AM
and half life 2 will be coming to xbox in september i finally will be able to see whats the big deal over the game

Bah, get it for the computer, all FPSs are better with a mouse

burningsun
05-13-2005, 07:58 AM
and half life 2 will be coming to xbox in september i finally will be able to see whats the big deal over the game

That game was well worth the hype. It's on of my favorite games

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:00 AM
HL2 took its sweet time comming out, but it was worth the wait.

Now I'm waiting for Elder Scrolls V: Oblivion, that game is gonna kick ass (if your into that sort of game)

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:00 AM
cue the music. it's friiiiiiiiiiiiiday friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaayyyyy
No now cue the music ..boy a bunch early birds today.....starting the thread early and now this........ :action-sm

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:00 AM
*cue the music*
I sent the link to the B-B-B-Boys (steve, opie and jimmy)...who knows if they will get it in time though.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:00 AM
cue the music!!!

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:00 AM
cue the music. it's friiiiiiiiiiiiiday friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaayyyyy


Wow, you fouled by 2 whole minutes!

<price is right loser sound>

NOW cue the music!

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:01 AM
*cue the music*
I sent the link to the B-B-B-Boys (steve, opie and jimmy)...who knows if they will get it in time though.

Ricky will probably take it as a suggestion and try and hook up, O&A will never see it

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:01 AM
HL2 took its sweet time comming out, but it was worth the wait.

Now I'm waiting for Elder Scrolls V: Oblivion, that game is gonna kick ass (if your into that sort of game)

FPS's are all the same to me......but ESV is just going to rock. I wonder if we will get a construction set on the X-box 360.

BuffaloPaul
05-13-2005, 08:03 AM
cue the music. it's friiiiiiiiiiiiiday friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaayyyyy

Strangler...

Every time I hear that "Virus in me" song... I think about you in the middle of the road with an O&A sign... SHAKE IT UP! http://64.21.69.47/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:03 AM
did they give a estimate on how much xbox 360 is gonna cost.a base figure? or something?

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 08:03 AM
mornin , nice i didnt know it was fri the 13th

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:04 AM
FPS's are all the same to me......but ESV is just going to rock. I wonder if we will get a construction set on the X-box 360.

FPSs are pretty similar, but hey, its fun.

But ES has always just been truely amaizing. I'm gonna get it for the PC, but I am seriously considering getting it for the XBox too (they deserve my money more than any other game studio).

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:04 AM
did they give a estimate on how much xbox 360 is gonna cost.a base figure? or something?
Not at all.

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:04 AM
*cue the music*
I sent the link to the B-B-B-Boys (steve, opie and jimmy)...who knows if they will get it in time though.
send it to them thru the IF ..as well Biv...Might get a metion

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:06 AM
Really amping up the racism bbboys :clap: :clap: :clap:

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:06 AM
did they give a estimate on how much xbox 360 is gonna cost.a base figure? or something?

Nope.. If I had to guess, I'd say $350 to start, then probably $250 after 6 months.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:06 AM
fba fba fba fba fba

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:06 AM
Of I forgot Lynch was coming in.....Nice Joe Perry.....A jam packed show...

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 08:06 AM
i cant wait for stephen lynch, this is gonna b awsome.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:07 AM
hes got aids

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:08 AM
What did I miss about Jimmy?

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:08 AM
Wow yeah, I forgot about Lynch! Sweet!

hcs
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
I'll bet he ejaculated into hios eye.

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
Ok log drop or pee in the eye.I say pee

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
piss in the eye?

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
Dear God.

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
I'll bet he ejaculated into hios eye.
we got a winner

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
ol' spermy eye

Farm Flufer
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
Jimmy's mic is too low

Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 08:09 AM
What did I miss about Jimmy?

AIDS

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:10 AM
I'll bet he ejaculated into hios eye.
holy shit you nailed it bravo sir
:clap: :clap:

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:10 AM
Ahahahahahha! You'll shoot your eye out!!!


Ewww he said "Burble"

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:10 AM
Jesus. I can just imagine the photoshop's already being made, as I write...

bswann3030
05-13-2005, 08:10 AM
jimmy is going to get an offer to be in porn movies

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:11 AM
A shot in the eye is worth two in the fist.

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:11 AM
well no cream in my coffee today....Gotta go to work have fun all..cya on the pm side

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:11 AM
jimmy is going to get an offer to be in porn movies

Yeah, just picture all of those folks surrounding the couple in Boogie Nights, and substitute Lil Jim juicing himself in the eye...

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:12 AM
bye gen sweetie :action-sm

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:12 AM
Jesus. I can just imagine the photoshop's already being made, as I write...
who is first with a anime one otto or C&S.....

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:12 AM
Later Gen hon.

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:13 AM
Later Gen :action-sm


Woohoo!! My 1,000th post!

generoso
05-13-2005, 08:13 AM
Later Gen hon.
Bye Biv and Neo just had to do this to get to 2500 ...god i am worthless

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:14 AM
Bye Biv and Neo just had to do this to get to 2500 ...god i am worthless
lol ga!

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:16 AM
this shit sounds like GTA

bswann3030
05-13-2005, 08:16 AM
did you say jew?

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 08:17 AM
When he reached in his pants, did he say "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's for fun!"

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:18 AM
When he reached in his pants, did he say "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's for fun!"

Good one Pat. You really toe'd him...

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:18 AM
pat crash crash crash and crash

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:19 AM
"Jism on yourself. Don't grab my junk jism on yourself"

JoeFromS.Jersey
05-13-2005, 08:19 AM
Morning All

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:21 AM
Oh man..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/crash8.jpg

Seth
05-13-2005, 08:21 AM
Tax Kuntz- that's my favorite one. I've been waiting for it to pop up again.

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:21 AM
Sandy Kane could cut twatto off, stretch it out a little, and let Lil Jimmy use it as an eye patch.

Tax Kuntz
05-13-2005, 08:23 AM
Tax Kuntz- that's my favorite one. I've been waiting for it to pop up again.:icon_mrgr


Later fellers.


Happy Friday the 13th


Hi Ho, Hi Ho..........

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:23 AM
Sandy Kane could cut twatto off, stretch it out a little, and let Lil Jimmy use it as an eye patch.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/crash.jpg

MikeTheTeacher
05-13-2005, 08:23 AM
Knock Knock

Whos There?

Bob Edwards

Bob Edwards who?

Exactly.

hobojd
05-13-2005, 08:24 AM
Morning, Fellas.....

Best part of working the overnight shift, is my weekend began an hour ago. :icon_bigg

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:25 AM
Hullo

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:26 AM
Bob Edwards is probably just as popular as the Playboy channel

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:29 AM
This is where the guys are at their pussy-est. They need to get E-Lo on the air to talk about this NOW. Anything less is a cowards move.

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:30 AM
Ahaha! A Jimmy assault! That would have been so sweet!

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:30 AM
an intern fuckup
ricky lol

hobojd
05-13-2005, 08:31 AM
This is where the guys are at their pussy-est. They need to get E-Lo on the air to talk about this NOW. Anything less is a cowards move.

We still have yet to hear why the "argument" was cut out of the replays. I love how that got swept under the rug.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:33 AM
play hulk music please
get rid of him

BIV
05-13-2005, 08:34 AM
Well...later guys. I gotta go home.

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 08:34 AM
Did Ricky "assemble" the retaining wall on the Hudson Parkway??

MikeTheTeacher
05-13-2005, 08:34 AM
was ricky on the Design Team for that NY retaining wall?

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:35 AM
This is where the guys are at their pussy-est. They need to get E-Lo on the air to talk about this NOW. Anything less is a cowards move.


Must be in a hurry to hear the Tommy chong interview again..

JoeFromS.Jersey
05-13-2005, 08:35 AM
That joke would have been funnier if Jimmy hadn't said numbers...how's he gonna type a bible out of numbers you thin lipped tool...

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 08:35 AM
was ricky on the Design Team for that NY retaining wall?
Beat cha! :action-sm

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:36 AM
It rubs the KY on its skin, it does this when its told

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:36 AM
Wow, everyone knows the hoop goes on the OUTSIDE of the legs! They should make Ricky sit on that stool in the corner wearing a DUNCE cap.

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:38 AM
If ricky had assembled the trash can, there would not be a bottom in it..

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:38 AM
Did Ricky "assemble" the retaining wall on the Hudson Parkway??

No, but rumor has it he is the structural engineer that inspected the wall at 11am yesterday, and said that there is "No imminent danger"

mikepop
05-13-2005, 08:39 AM
mornin all

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:41 AM
Nice, they got it

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:42 AM
Blue like the water? Pushing up Daisies? Hmmm

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:43 AM
i love that impression

Sajix
05-13-2005, 08:43 AM
Dude this is years old. Hack Sports dude Rome talked about this 3 years ago

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:44 AM
So? no one is saying its new, who could say no to tooling on child killing?

Rob
05-13-2005, 08:45 AM
Dude this is years old. Hack Sports dude Rome talked about this 3 years ago

well... its new to me... sounds like it is new to them too...

Clint
05-13-2005, 08:46 AM
Can anyone in Albuquerque, NM that has Action 7 news help me with an assault on the media this morning?

Chapel
05-13-2005, 08:46 AM
where are they reading this off of?
who are they talking about?

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:46 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/susansmithad1.html

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:48 AM
susan smith who left her kids in the minivan and left it on a boat ramp it went into the water

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:48 AM
Dear Susan,

My name is Jim. But folks call me meaty-tits. I have a special thing I can do, and if you write me a really hot letter back, I'll be able to do this. If a gal gets me really, really hot, I can jizz myself in the eye. Before you ask, it only takes a couple of days, to a week, for the infection, to clear up. I also do a neat trick with sheets of plastic in my bath tub, but I will save that one for our special time!

Can't wait to hear from you. Tell me about your hobbies and your children.

Hugs, and Kisses,

XXX OOO

Jimmy Norton

APortablePhone
05-13-2005, 08:49 AM
Wow, Norton would rather them push a conservative host? Shocking.

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:50 AM
God I hate conservatives... Almost enough to make me wanna be a liberal douche bag... almost

Clint
05-13-2005, 08:50 AM
this stinks, the news is doing a live broadcast up the road from me and my cheap ass does not own a VCR

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:53 AM
This channel is currently experencing technical difficulties.

DefJef
05-13-2005, 08:54 AM
wacky radio alert!!!

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:54 AM
This channel is currently experencing technical difficulties.

??

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:55 AM
This channel is currently experencing technical difficulties.

For real? Its comming through on my end

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:55 AM
??

Lex and Terry?

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 08:56 AM
that deserves a crash plz

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:56 AM
*Crickets*

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:57 AM
Much obliged
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/carcrash2.jpg

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:57 AM
Much obliged
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/carcrash2.jpg

I wouldnt waste the scrap metal until I knew what the fuck he was talking about

Tossed Salad
05-13-2005, 08:57 AM
good morning everybody!

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 08:57 AM
:hi2: ...."there goes that "Opie & Anthony" van again!"

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 08:58 AM
Glad no one got hurt. I was afraid that a golfer might have gotten a hangnail from that accident, and then rev Al, and Jesse Jackass would have shown up for the tv cameras to tell us how oppressed that injured golfer was.

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 08:58 AM
I wouldnt waste the scrap metal until I knew what the fuck he was talking about

I don't know man, I think the big yellow one's the SUN!

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 08:59 AM
..."Is GOD a TERRORIST??"

Xyn
05-13-2005, 08:59 AM
I got a wacky bit idea, lets put everyone who exploits 9/11 in a big building and crash planes into it!

Wacka Wacka

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 09:00 AM
thxs taz
sirius injuries? em heh em mem mpmm

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:01 AM
I got a wacky bit idea, lets put everyone who exploits 9/11 in a big building and crash planes into it!

Wacka Wacka
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/horn_bugle.jpg

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 09:02 AM
Ben sees an "Avalanche" every time he pulls his zipper down!

Zamboni
05-13-2005, 09:05 AM
morning baggers

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:05 AM
Ben sees an "Avalanche" every time he pulls his zipper down!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/TaZMaNiaK/crickets.jpg

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:05 AM
terrorist news channels

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:07 AM
They kept having shots of the park bench too..

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 09:10 AM
what where you thinking?
suck my dick bitch OH

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 09:11 AM
I was thinking...."Maybe I'll get a puppy!"

Jonkeu
05-13-2005, 09:11 AM
Why does my fingers smell like vag? I didnt touch any vag but they sure smells like it.

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:12 AM
I was thinking...."Maybe I'll get a puppy!"


Nice callback! :clap: :clap:

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 09:12 AM
What? Cats? Koreans? They'll at least be getting a hot lunch.

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:13 AM
jesus christ, I cant believe how dead on Anthony does that old bag

burningsun
05-13-2005, 09:13 AM
god damn I can't get enough of that "bill" lady

aoy1995
05-13-2005, 09:13 AM
Pat, you need to call in and ask if they found your toe under the rubble...

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 09:14 AM
Why does my fingers smell like vag? I didnt touch any vag but they sure smells like it.
you eat fish last night?

Rob
05-13-2005, 09:14 AM
jesus christ, I cant believe how dead on Anthony does that old bag

had me in tears...

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 09:16 AM
jesus christ, I cant believe how dead on Anthony does that old bag
anthony is an old bag

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:18 AM
anthony is an old bag

I have yet to meet an old bag who would toss a couch over one booger

mikepop
05-13-2005, 09:20 AM
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:22 AM
You're really screwed, It's a landslide!

aFan
05-13-2005, 09:22 AM
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/
That's not as much fun as hearing people stumble their way through reading on air.

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 09:23 AM
"Hey Al,....How's the weather up there!"...hmmpf, err, meh!

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:24 AM
What a useless golfer

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 09:25 AM
I'd like to see them have to throw some weight overboard!.....Al??

SOLIDAge
05-13-2005, 09:25 AM
Greetings all.

by the way, "The Man with The Yellow Hat" line is probably the funniest thing i've heard in along time.

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:25 AM
What a dumb cunt! What the fuck kind of question is that?!

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:26 AM
heh, I'm enjoying the Roker jokes Pat, should I get some long overdue sleep or am I still okay?

mikepop
05-13-2005, 09:28 AM
That's not as much fun as hearing people stumble their way through reading on air.
its for seeing frontpage hysteria
and for photoshoppers

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:29 AM
Fuck Californian landslides, and fuck the dumb rich twats who insist on bulding in landslide danger zones.

At least in New York you arent expecting it as much

aFan
05-13-2005, 09:29 AM
its for seeing frontpage hysteria
yeah, I noticed that. Lots of sad faces, a hearse, a kid with a gun... there's a definite theme. Makes me want to puke.

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:30 AM
SHaKE IT UP!!!

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:31 AM
Check the Modesto paper, I guess some kids have all the luck *glub glub*

Edit: Hey, check my post count! Damn, and on friday the 13th, should I worry?

aFan
05-13-2005, 09:33 AM
That's a disturbing picture! It looks like a fucking abortion and a red kidney bean.

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:34 AM
Looks like a chewed up piece of gum

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:34 AM
Check the Modesto paper, I guess some kids have all the luck *glub glub*

Edit: Hey, check my post count! Damn, and on friday the 13th, should I worry?

Only if $6.66 comes up at the cash register..

khemystri
05-13-2005, 09:36 AM
Mornin Baggers!!!

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:37 AM
Only if $6.66 comes up at the cash register..

The post count is changed now, so I dont need to worry about bad luck (unless that 11 ounce kid from Modesto shows up at my house in
formaldehyde

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:38 AM
Mornin good sir..

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:39 AM
Morning Khem, loved the new song

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:39 AM
Wow this guy's FUCKED!

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 09:40 AM
cdl is 11.59 and dropping

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:41 AM
Dru's in the house?! Talk about a star-studded show!

Leon Phelps
05-13-2005, 09:43 AM
Gotta love the media, check out msnbc.com
Bracing For Closure...Military Towns Await Economic "Tsunami"
Does everything have to be a disaster?

JoeFromS.Jersey
05-13-2005, 09:44 AM
Line of the day is definitely "At least he didn't pick the other Heston movie"...man that was funny as hell...

Xyn
05-13-2005, 09:45 AM
Gotta love the media, check out msnbc.com
Bracing For Closure...Military Towns Await Economic "Tsunami"
Does everything have to be a disaster?

"So now you're screwed, its the Economy"

Would have been funnier if the joke hadnt been done befor today dammit :icon_frow

mk21
05-13-2005, 09:46 AM
Where is the Thumb wrestling pic?

UnOriginal
05-13-2005, 09:47 AM
mornin folks, just woke up. Good to hear Dru Boogie is in the studio.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 09:48 AM
the jeweler has a schwoogie free zone

Nolimitscguy
05-13-2005, 09:48 AM
Geez

hcs
05-13-2005, 09:48 AM
Why wouldn't someone want a black guy in their jewelery store?

mikepop
05-13-2005, 09:48 AM
Where is the Thumb wrestling pic?
http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=396460&postcount=118

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 09:48 AM
We sent a producer out on the street to ask passers by "Which way is Norf?"

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:50 AM
He's not racist whatsoever. He is minimally observant.

Nolimitscguy
05-13-2005, 09:52 AM
fix the blame

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 09:52 AM
cmon get lynch in there

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 09:54 AM
Jesus Christ on a stick! There is no law that says you HAVE to let ANYONE onto your store!

Sajix
05-13-2005, 10:00 AM
a "jewery" store? Damn southerners.

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:01 AM
ben, your hog is taking up too much room... please leave the pub

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:01 AM
anyone elses online feed cutting out?

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:02 AM
anyone elses online feed cutting out?
stop it and then restart it... it will work fine

hcs
05-13-2005, 10:02 AM
Yes, mine just cut out for about 30 seconds.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:02 AM
anyone elses online feed cutting out?

Yep...and its pissing me OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Sajix
05-13-2005, 10:03 AM
If he doesn't want to sell "jewery" to minorities who cares. If he loses business he loses business. Leave the poor terrorist alone.

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:03 AM
Yep...and its pissing me OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
lets play Khems new song

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:03 AM
Working good now.

I thought it was going to be like the other morning for a minute there.

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:04 AM
Working good now.

I thought it was going to be like the other morning for a minute there.
ya same "hurr"

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:04 AM
Georgia cops are the WORST.

The rednecks AND the golfers.

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:04 AM
Why wouldn't someone want a black guy in their jewelery store?
he is afraid of being robbed

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:05 AM
being ripped off hoo hoo i invented ripping off hoo hoo

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:05 AM
god damn lynch is taking forever, i want to hear some new song

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:05 AM
Georgia cops are the WORST.

The rednecks AND the golfers.
i gotta disagree... the Maryland state troopers are horrible... they will stop you for going 56 in a 55 they are pain in the ass

5minoffiller
05-13-2005, 10:05 AM
I've got that goddamned shame on you jingle stuck in my head now.

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:06 AM
I've got that goddamned shame on you jingle stuck in my head now.
shame, shame, shame... shame on you!

GregFarz78
05-13-2005, 10:07 AM
Anyone else having a problem with the online feed constantly dropping out today? xm online stinks this week I've missed parts of every show

5minoffiller
05-13-2005, 10:07 AM
shame, shame, shame... shame on you!


AHHHH! STOP IT!!! GODDAMN HORRIBLE JINGLE!!!

mrlovkim
05-13-2005, 10:07 AM
anyone elses online feed cutting out?


Me as well. :icon_mad:

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:07 AM
There goes my feed again!

Fuck it, I'm getting the Roady out of the car.

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:07 AM
Anyone else having a problem with the online feed constantly dropping out today? xm online stinks this week I've missed parts of every show
i am

deadfruitvirus
05-13-2005, 10:07 AM
Anyone else having a problem with the online feed constantly dropping out today? xm online stinks this week I've missed parts of every show

yes. strangely enough, it's only for 202.

hcs
05-13-2005, 10:08 AM
he is afraid of being robbed

I know. I was being silly. hmm eh err hmmf

APortablePhone
05-13-2005, 10:08 AM
"I know I talk about the left a lot." Talk about an understatement Jimmy, Hitler was less hung up on the Jews.

Skeet Slambone
05-13-2005, 10:08 AM
The online feed fucking sucks lately.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:08 AM
oh no steve with another gay promo
what steve no more women beating promos?

CrashCat
05-13-2005, 10:08 AM
Anyone else having a problem with the online feed constantly dropping out today? xm online stinks this week I've missed parts of every show
Just tuned in to xm online and I'm dropping out too. :icon_eek:
It showed "connecting to media" though after a few seconds so it was just lag, unlike the other day....

GregFarz78
05-13-2005, 10:09 AM
Maybe too many people are listening to channel 202 and its low on bandwidth?

PorchMonkey4Life
05-13-2005, 10:10 AM
i'm out people... work beckons
have a good day

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:10 AM
it must suck for people that pay just for online service.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:11 AM
who else thinks that joe perry aint showing
i think he wont

hcs
05-13-2005, 10:12 AM
it must suck for people that pay just for online service.

And we don't even get all the channels. Doh!

JoeyDVDZ
05-13-2005, 10:12 AM
Mornin' boys & girls.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:12 AM
its really bigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Sajix
05-13-2005, 10:12 AM
it must suck for people that pay just for online service.

Until I get funds up to get a mifi I'm only using online and when the feed blows it ridiculous

GregFarz78
05-13-2005, 10:13 AM
who else thinks that joe perry aint showing
i think he wont

he'll show at 10:30

JoeyDVDZ
05-13-2005, 10:14 AM
Imagine that. Implantable satellite radio. the mind boggles.

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 10:14 AM
Anyone else having a problem with the online feed constantly dropping out today? xm online stinks this week I've missed parts of every show
Yeah, it's getting really bad here.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:15 AM
heres the new "portable" sirius

http://akamaipix.crutchfield.com/products/2005/612/l612XTR5CMK-f_v2mt.jpeg

boombots
05-13-2005, 10:15 AM
hey anyone else's online feed going in and out?

Chester'sLiver
05-13-2005, 10:15 AM
my online just fucking dropped out again

GregFarz78
05-13-2005, 10:16 AM
this is horrible I'm calling XM not like I expect any results or anything http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

cant wait to get a window office http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif

ravin
05-13-2005, 10:16 AM
Yeah, it's getting really bad here.

fucking sucks this week
today is especially bad

Chester'sLiver
05-13-2005, 10:17 AM
I refreshed it and it is working again

asshole
05-13-2005, 10:17 AM
wow xm online is shit.. they can operate music from satellites but not the internet thats been around for 10 times longer

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:17 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/FANDICK/OA-SiriusPotable.jpg

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:17 AM
heres the new "portable" sirius

http://akamaipix.crutchfield.com/products/2005/612/l612XTR5CMK-f_v2mt.jpeg
LOL are you sirius??? if its portable why is there a mount on it. that thing is huge

hcs
05-13-2005, 10:17 AM
Buffering: 10%

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:17 AM
Just switched back to my old roady2 - fuck xmro.

Same here. :action-sm

It's kind of wierd.

I was used to hearing it coming from in front of me, but the Roady goes into the stereo BEHIND me.

How 'BOUT that...heh..weh...

WhateverMJ
05-13-2005, 10:18 AM
http://img206.exs.cx/img206/5899/siriusregobig7ow.jpg



I wonder what the scale is

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 10:18 AM
Just switched back to my old roady2 - fuck xmro.
I would do the same if my roady wasn't in my car and the home kit back at my house.

I'm stuck at work with only this awful stream. I hope it's better when lynch gets in.

FishinForBabies
05-13-2005, 10:18 AM
Mornin y'all



Martha is my hero...

jer
05-13-2005, 10:19 AM
http://img206.exs.cx/img206/5899/siriusregobig7ow.jpg



I wonder what the scale is

See the "back" button?

You have to press it with two hands

GregFarz78
05-13-2005, 10:19 AM
heres the new "portable" sirius

http://akamaipix.crutchfield.com/products/2005/612/l612XTR5CMK-f_v2mt.jpeg

Is that seriously the portable unit? christ a brick is smaller and lighter than that

mrlovkim
05-13-2005, 10:20 AM
FU XM, fix the danm online!!!!

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/FANDICK/OA-SiriusPotable.jpg
:clap: :clap: :clap:

THAT is hilarious!

However, I think this more like the actual unit..
http://www.wardrivers.be/files/Petzl/wireless_beach/P1010004.JPG

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:21 AM
lolol jim
dog with black eye
line of the day

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:21 AM
Stephen Lynch!

asshole
05-13-2005, 10:22 AM
completely out now for xm online

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:23 AM
completely out now for xm online

That sucks, man.

I guess you're at work, huh?

I just grabbed my Roady out of the car.

digitalpez
05-13-2005, 10:24 AM
XM should worry less about Sirius Press Releases and more about fixing this fucking online feed... ShitDicks.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:25 AM
"Opiun"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

burningsun
05-13-2005, 10:26 AM
pleasure for me!

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:26 AM
My online works fine

Spiral Out
05-13-2005, 10:26 AM
Are they moving back to afternoons?

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 10:27 AM
a bit wide, but very sig worthy

http://www.forgottenartistry.com/jpg/buffersig.gif

asshole
05-13-2005, 10:27 AM
better now.. it was cutting out for minutes at a time for the past 30 minutes or so

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:27 AM
Are they moving back to afternoons?

NO! End of topic.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:27 AM
plasure for me
lololol

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:28 AM
a bit wide, but very sig worthy


You ass. thanks to that I have a fucking horizontal scroll bar now.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:28 AM
Are they moving back to afternoons?

Where did THAT come from?

bswann3030
05-13-2005, 10:28 AM
Fba!!!!

Jonkeu
05-13-2005, 10:29 AM
fba!!!!!

mrlovkim
05-13-2005, 10:29 AM
XM should worry less about Sirius Press Releases and more about fixing this fucking online feed... ShitDicks.

I agree

digitalpez
05-13-2005, 10:30 AM
My online is fixed... (fingers crossed)

burningsun
05-13-2005, 10:31 AM
stephen lynch: guitar champlin

mrlovkim
05-13-2005, 10:32 AM
My online is fixed... (fingers crossed)

Thinking positive. :icon_eek:

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:32 AM
"I think you're a Nazi, baby"

This guy never disappoints.

Cromwell
05-13-2005, 10:32 AM
I *love Lynch!

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 10:32 AM
You ass. thanks to that I have a fucking horizontal scroll bar now.
Fixed

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:33 AM
"For every problem there's a final solution"

I'm dyin'!

burningsun
05-13-2005, 10:33 AM
aww my feed cut out

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:33 AM
morning fellow wackbaggers....Nice steven lynch is playing.

lynch= more gooder

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:33 AM
bravo stephen bravo

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:33 AM
Fixed

Thanks :icon_mrgr

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:33 AM
Bravo! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:34 AM
morning fellow wackbaggers....Nice steven lynch is playing.

lynch= more gooder

What's up, Champini. :action-sm

Cromwell
05-13-2005, 10:34 AM
Brilliant!

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:35 AM
aww my feed cut out


All you people with online feed problems, it must be your ISP's fault. Mine has been playing all morning with no problems.. If it were on XM's end, it would affect all of us at the same time.

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:36 AM
What's up, Champini. :action-sm



Nm, It's pleasure for me to be just listening to the Opian and antieny show.

knoodler
05-13-2005, 10:36 AM
Steven did that when i saw him and didnt get through the whole thing - the audience was turning quickly

WhateverMJ
05-13-2005, 10:37 AM
See the "back" button?

You have to press it with two hands

http://img206.exs.cx/img206/1582/park9nq.jpg

Just a couple of men, listening to Sirius in the park

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:37 AM
lololol
gay satan

knoodler
05-13-2005, 10:37 AM
this one is funny - saw it live also

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:37 AM
This is priceless!

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 10:38 AM
bwahahaha

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:38 AM
"Saddam, why do you always make love to me from behind?"

ravin
05-13-2005, 10:38 AM
fucking awesome
steven is always good, live ...
fandick, if he hits florida ... let me know

fucking hillarious!

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:38 AM
Ahh I still feel like shit today. I have had a bad virus for about 4 days now and the only thing that is keeping me happy is listening to my buddies O & A.

WhateverMJ
05-13-2005, 10:39 AM
Haha, that was hilarious, if a bit wacky.

knoodler
05-13-2005, 10:40 AM
wedding singer on broadway
?

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:40 AM
Boy...the CHEMISTRY here, huh!

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 10:41 AM
Slightly drunken lynch = much more gooder than sober lynch

IWanGoHome
05-13-2005, 10:41 AM
wedding singer on broadway
?

I read that, too.

aFan
05-13-2005, 10:42 AM
wedding singer on broadway
?
So it says on his website
http://www.stephenlynch.com/weddingsinger/index.html

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:42 AM
I have had a bad virus for about 4 days now...

I've had one since 2000.

It went away for about 2 years, but it's been back strong since last October. :icon_wink

CallmeQtie
05-13-2005, 10:42 AM
Ahh I still feel like shit today. I have had a bad virus for about 4 days now and the only thing that is keeping me happy is listening to my buddies O & A.
hope you feel better soon sweetie!

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:42 AM
hey how bout a sexpert lady and pat o brien remix
lololol
jk rofl

asshole
05-13-2005, 10:43 AM
this is the hottest part of the show, old lady talking about cock.. anyone else rubbing one out?

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:43 AM
Jimmy!!!!!!!!

Line of the day!

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:43 AM
hope you feel better soon sweetie!


thank you

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 10:43 AM
This bitch is giving me a hard on.

aFan
05-13-2005, 10:43 AM
Jimmy's tired? He should jerk off into his eye more often- he's on fucking fire today

knoodler
05-13-2005, 10:44 AM
kneel down, favor your good hip and encourage hime to touch your remaining breast -

best jim norton line ever

burningsun
05-13-2005, 10:44 AM
"drool down the shaft"

thanks for the tip Mrs. Schiavo

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 10:44 AM
Does anyone else think that the girl on the phone sounds like Corinne?

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:44 AM
I love that trombone thing that Ant does.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:45 AM
Ant can play my horn anytime he wants! That boy is good!

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:45 AM
I love that trombone thing that Ant does.


Agreed. I always laugh when he does that.

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 10:45 AM
Does anyone else think that the girl on the phone sounds like Corinne?



Good job yesterday. way to call ant out. I listened to the replay and you were right on.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:46 AM
too many lines of the day

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:47 AM
i love ants b & b impressions

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm LOL'ing IRL

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:48 AM
is she asking him to right now?

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:48 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.... What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

WhateverMJ
05-13-2005, 10:48 AM
God why did they ever cancel that show, it was the greatest thing ever, still is when I catch the reruns.

asshole
05-13-2005, 10:48 AM
its Ricky the intern

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:49 AM
Yeachhhh!! Hearing this is making it crawl up inside!

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:49 AM
Norton is killing!

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 10:49 AM
its Ricky the intern

Only for that one sentence he did, I heard it.

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 10:49 AM
In the pleasure chest tonight... Ted William's Head!

bswann3030
05-13-2005, 10:49 AM
I smell a pat obrien and this broad mix

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:50 AM
yeah Im sure she has had dozens of cock rings! She prefers the prince alberts though!

Col.Trautman
05-13-2005, 10:50 AM
Just Punching in! Lynch and who else is in the studio?

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 10:50 AM
Apparently she wants anal beads made by Sirius

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:51 AM
WWWWWWWWWWW
HHHhHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
????????????????????
????????????????????

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:51 AM
are we sure she isnt sandy kane?

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:51 AM
Just Punching in! Lynch and who else is in the studio?

That's it. :action-sm

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:51 AM
Excuse me, I'm going to go puke now.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:52 AM
This chick is an expert on elephant boners, too? :icon_eek:

girthymac
05-13-2005, 10:52 AM
Apparently she wants anal beads made by Sirius
HAHAHA!!!! Good One!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:52 AM
Apparently she wants anal beads made by Sirius

Good God man they must hurt!

nevernamed
05-13-2005, 10:52 AM
I grew up laugh--watching this show on sunday nights live on tv in toronto. its great to get a second laugh out of it. this is great.

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 10:52 AM
And now a phone call from Bob Kelly....

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:52 AM
Sirius anal beads= baseballs on a rope!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 10:53 AM
I hope lynch plays "Specail Olympics"

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 10:53 AM
I know I can't spell

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 10:53 AM
hoo hoo invented super sperm, their rippin him off hoo hoo

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:53 AM
I wonder how many of the guys that called in that show were jacking off while on the phone with her!

MrMotherFucker
05-13-2005, 10:54 AM
this woman could make a strap-on go limp

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:55 AM
i want to be a rocker

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 10:55 AM
this woman could make a strap-on go limp

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 10:56 AM
A good sexual position for shy couples is "why don't you turn around and eat that pillow."

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:56 AM
Thats when you twist their legs like a pretzel and make it tighter!

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:56 AM
"The new deal"

and "23 Skidoo"

They're ALL on fire today.

Jonkeu
05-13-2005, 10:57 AM
http://www.algonquincollege.com/times/photos/oct0604_johanson.jpg http://www.talksexwithsue.com/tsimages/sueonset.jpg

Looks like she's doin the rusty trombone
http://www.carillon.uregina.ca/01.11.29/sex.jpg

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 10:57 AM
This lady is completely wrong. The most comfortable position for women is in the kitchen.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:57 AM
I dont know alot of girls like it doggystyle!

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:57 AM
This lady is completely wrong. The most comfortable position for women is in the kitchen.


LMFAO! You are a good man sir!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 10:58 AM
this guy makes a good point

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 10:58 AM
in the other hand should be a lucky

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 10:59 AM
Yeah two free hands...

One to lube up her dried up old clam, and the other to crank the phonograph for "atmosphere"

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 10:59 AM
They're ALL on fire today.


Yes they are...this show today is just great.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 10:59 AM
Fossil clit! Nice!

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 10:59 AM
If anyone finds that picture of Ant with Groucho...this old bag was on Groucho's lap at the time.

"She said she liked it doggystyle, so I tied her up in the yard and let the neighbor kid throw rocks at her."

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:00 AM
Yeah two free hands...

One to lube up her dried up old clam, and the other to crank the phonograph for "atmosphere"

And the other to hold a Lucky Strike cigarette!

Jonkeu
05-13-2005, 11:00 AM
woah this was her when she was young...

http://www.talksexwithsue.com/grx/teensue.jpg

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:00 AM
If anyone finds that picture of Ant with Groucho...this old bag was on Groucho's lap at the time.

"She said she liked it doggystyle, so I tied her up in the yard and let the neighbor kid throw rocks at her."

Dude you are on fire!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:00 AM
Condom on the finger?

MrMotherFucker
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
i waiting for her to say, "Be sure not to cut the red wire"

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
Put the condom on your fingers?! Then how am I supposed to hold the rag with chloroform?

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
haaaza jimmy

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
bigdick i said it first haha

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
And the other to hold a Lucky Strike cigarette!

Hey, that's THREE hands.

Is she fucking someone from Love's Canal? :action-sm

TaZMaNiaK
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I DO NOT want to hear her talking about needing a snorkel@!

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Jimmy is on fire-We all need to chip in to get him a whore tonite! Show our appreciation!

Cromwell
05-13-2005, 11:02 AM
http://www.algonquincollege.com/times/photos/oct0604_johanson.jpg

smoking a LUCKY! :icon_mrgr

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Sounds like a Fuck'n NASA Checklist!......Clit?....Check!

Schnauzer
05-13-2005, 11:02 AM
http://www.dick-blick.com/items/352/07/35207-OC2ww.jpg

synmoo
05-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Great show today. Jimmy is spot on too.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Sounds like a Fuck'n NASA Checklist!......Clit?....Check!

What's up, Terror. :action-sm

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:03 AM
bigdick i said it first haha

Nice!

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:03 AM
Hey, that's THREE hands.

Is she fucking someone from Love's Canal? :action-sm

Thats just wrong! :)

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:04 AM
Uh, oh...

Jimmy on the photo attack, again.

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 11:04 AM
If you're worried enough about having finger condoms you're going to have to have a dental dam for eating the pussy.

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 11:05 AM
What's up, Terror. :action-sm
Al Roker! :action-sm

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:05 AM
Ben is LOSING it!

Did you hear that squeal?

I would've LOVED to see the herk and jerk that went with THAT one.

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 11:05 AM
Al Roker! :action-sm

Jesus, you're aweful...

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:05 AM
Al Roker! :action-sm

Huh?

Gyp
05-13-2005, 11:06 AM
Ben giggling uncontrollably. Awesome. Makes me laugh every time.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:06 AM
If you're worried enough about having finger condoms you're going to have to have a dental dam for eating the pussy.

Thats fucking hilarious! Why dont you just bust out the body condom!
Naked Gun Style!

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 11:06 AM
Don't play the "Car Crash" for Robrt Plant....he might have a flashback!

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 11:06 AM
another andrea
reference nice
5 empty boxes
rofl

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:07 AM
The day that Andrea yates references get old is the day I stop listening to O&A!

NEVER!

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 11:07 AM
Huh?
He was "UP" in a Balloon this morning! :rolleyes:

Cromwell
05-13-2005, 11:08 AM
Been to Piasano's

Food is great and got the free drink (but you better tell them you heard it on O&A, otherwise they don't offer)

Also, Joey does not "pour you the drink" :action-sm

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:08 AM
5 empty boxes and a can of Scrubbing Bubbles

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 11:09 AM
bwahahahahahahah.

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:09 AM
Martini Geronimo & Ramone killed Rudy.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:09 AM
He was "UP" in a Balloon this morning! :rolleyes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/FANDICK/Carcrash3.jpg

WhateverMJ
05-13-2005, 11:09 AM
New Ramone? Nice.

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:09 AM
What? I think Ramone is dead.

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 11:09 AM
Was that lil rudy that he hit :o

IDontCare05
05-13-2005, 11:10 AM
Joe perry next huh? nice

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 11:11 AM
5 empty, mildew-smelling Child-Carseats!

Col.Trautman
05-13-2005, 11:11 AM
I love Lynch

Col.Trautman
05-13-2005, 11:12 AM
I rather more Lynch than Joe Perry

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:12 AM
Joe perry next huh? nice

Yeah Im trying to figure out what he is gonna be like except for filthy rich!

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:12 AM
5 empty, mildew-smelling Child-Carseats!

EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK------Swerve and a miss! Nice!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:13 AM
kill a kitten

Jonkeu
05-13-2005, 11:13 AM
5 empty, mildew-smelling Child-Carseats!
http://www.komu.com/html/htmlWinter2004/jpeg/van-crash-1.jpg

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:14 AM
Yeah more psycho ex!

joshm210
05-13-2005, 11:14 AM
love the Psycho Girlfriend clips

WhateverMJ
05-13-2005, 11:14 AM
Am I the only one who is hoping for some kind of Opie-inspired trainwreck every time they have a huge guest in? It's like "Man, it's cool that Joe Perry from fucking Aerosmith is there and telling stories, but it'd be hilarious if this ended in a shouting match or a fist fight"

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:15 AM
Jimmy's on the hunt!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:15 AM
These are great...

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:15 AM
welcome back jimmy

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:16 AM
Am I the only one who is hoping for some kind of Opie-inspired trainwreck every time they have a huge guest in? It's like "Man, it's cool that Joe Perry from fucking Aerosmith is there and telling stories, but it'd be hilarious if this ended in a shouting match or a fist fight"

Nope.

I love when that happens. :icon_wink

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:16 AM
Is there a girl under the console.

girthymac
05-13-2005, 11:16 AM
Yeah, Me too!!!!

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:17 AM
Am I the only one who is hoping for some kind of Opie-inspired trainwreck every time they have a huge guest in? It's like "Man, it's cool that Joe Perry from fucking Aerosmith is there and telling stories, but it'd be hilarious if this ended in a shouting match or a fist fight"

"Joe Perry...you are such a fuckface. I don't care if 'Dream On' was your thing, you are acting like a complete asshole."

"Hooolee shit."

Jonkeu
05-13-2005, 11:17 AM
I bet Jimmy's asking ricky to get a CD-box set to sign or something

SaveToughCrowd
05-13-2005, 11:17 AM
Agreed, these psycho ex-gf clips have been the highlight of the last few shows.

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 11:17 AM
there is no show tomorrow jimmy!

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:18 AM
I garuntee you Jimmy just sent for some kind of A-smith CD or shirt or something!

reyalsnik
05-13-2005, 11:18 AM
Psycho-bitch-whore! Her cat?

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:18 AM
He's sending Ricky out to the arcade so that he doesn't embarass himself in front of Joe Perry.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:18 AM
I bet Jimmy's asking ricky to get a CD-box set to sign or something


You beat me!

Zamboni
05-13-2005, 11:18 AM
She wants her cat....she is the only one who wants any of her pussy

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:19 AM
I bet Ricky comes back with a "New Kids on the Block" 45rpm.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:19 AM
Uh oh, the ANGRY stage.

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 11:20 AM
Uh oh, the ANGRY stage.

Nope, back to crying.

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:21 AM
This girl cries way too much, maybe she tore her ACL.

HumpX
05-13-2005, 11:21 AM
I vaguely remember these messages were debunked as fake a long time ago.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:21 AM
Nope, back to crying.

This nut is all over the place!

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:21 AM
This girl cries way too much, maybe she tore her ACL.

Its a good possibility!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
"this bitch is nuts"

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
This is comedy GOLD

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
Doh!

Down to five minutes!

23 messages left!

Priceless!

PatFromMoonachie
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
Shouldn't she be out on a ledge, somewhere?

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
He should of shaved the cat and gave it back to her! Then tell her you get the hint!

girthymac
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
God Where's a the self inflicted shotgun blast to the face when you need it!!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:22 AM
"this bitch is nuts"

It's kinda hot though.

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:23 AM
He should of shaved the cat and gave it back to her! Then tell her you get the hint!

good one

MrMotherFucker
05-13-2005, 11:23 AM
what're the odds that she boils the cat on the stove?

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:23 AM
Shouldn't she be out on a ledge, somewhere?

Hopefully, she made it to "splat" by now.

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:23 AM
God Where's a the self inflicted shotgun blast to the face when you need it!!

Seattle.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
Ill help her plant her tulips! HAHA!

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
Angry AND crying now.

This broad makes "Cybil" look stable.

girthymac
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
Seattle.
BRAVO!!!! :clap:

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
"And you KNOW what?"

"And you KNOW what?"

Uggghhh!!!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
I feel like punching this whore

Col.Trautman
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
they should send a delta team to this chick house and just waste her

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:24 AM
Seattle.

Dude you are on fire!

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:25 AM
I would punch this broad in the asshole and then call her fifty times asking for my watch back.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:25 AM
I feel like punching this whore


I sure hope its the Donkey style punch!

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 11:26 AM
hes got the boston accent

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:26 AM
Rod sits there and gets hard and tries to impersonate Ben's hog.

DoughBoy
05-13-2005, 11:26 AM
here comes the cooler, folks.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:26 AM
I would punch this broad in the asshole and then call her fifty times asking for my watch back.

The Amazing Rando and friends show!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:27 AM
here comes the cooler, folks.


it might work. he loves New York.

FANDICK
05-13-2005, 11:28 AM
Well, so much for ther laughter.

Joe Perry is about as exciting as a waiting room.

Cromwell
05-13-2005, 11:28 AM
One of the coolest guys in rock.

Amazing Rando
05-13-2005, 11:28 AM
Well I do have a radio (audio production) degree...i just never have the mornings off to come to Wackbag and listen to the show. It sucks driving to work in the morning and throwing all of these lines to the wind.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:28 AM
Yep he sounds like a prick!

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 11:28 AM
it might work. he loves New York.
I don't think his love for New York is going to make him any more entertaining.

GregFarz78
05-13-2005, 11:28 AM
this guy is a bore fest...dont sound too excited

Fatkungfuboy
05-13-2005, 11:29 AM
Stephen Lynch inspired a short film I'm making with the song A Month Dead.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:29 AM
Well, so much for ther laughter.

Joe Perry is about as exciting as a waiting room.

Jim Norton=Rock and Roll
Joe Perry=Elevator Music

Ironic isnt it since Joe is a rocker!

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:29 AM
Opie should call him a pussy and gage his reaction.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:30 AM
Well I do have a radio (audio production) degree...i just never have the mornings off to come to Wackbag and listen to the show. It sucks driving to work in the morning and throwing all of these lines to the wind.

Damn that sucks!

Taso
05-13-2005, 11:30 AM
BAH, Aerosmith sucks big black cock now.

burningsun
05-13-2005, 11:30 AM
well he IS on the end of a long press tour to be fair

Neo_Is_God
05-13-2005, 11:30 AM
no opie should call him a dickhead fuckface

goldenbunz
05-13-2005, 11:30 AM
I don't think his love for New York is going to make him any more entertaining.

D Nice, do we need to make you do a ricky report?

HumpX
05-13-2005, 11:30 AM
http://www.newstrolls.com/news/dev/downes/column010329.htm

Cromwell
05-13-2005, 11:31 AM
I love the Joe Perry interview.

Can't you guys appreciated a somewhat serious interview - ever?

BeersOnTheBoat
05-13-2005, 11:31 AM
Jimmy should fart to kick this into high gear

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:32 AM
Hes not getting any more entertaining but he is starting to sound less like a prick! Hell he could break the ice and bust out the guitar!

omgwtfkthx
05-13-2005, 11:32 AM
what the fuck is this guys issue... i saw him on jay leno a few nights ago and he did kick a lot of ass, but holy shit drink some fucking coffee

girthymac
05-13-2005, 11:32 AM
well he IS on the end of a long press tour to be fair
Oh why doesn't he try digging ditches for two weeks straight, then I he would find out what tired is!!!!! Whiney Bitch!!! I'm at the end of a two week promo tour....I'm so tired........Shut the fuck up you Rich Felcher!!!!

D_Nice
05-13-2005, 11:32 AM
D Nice, do we need to make you do a ricky report?
If I was being serious, yes.

BigDickBlack
05-13-2005, 11:33 AM
I love the Joe Perry interview.

Can't you guys appreciated a somewhat serious interview - ever?


I love serious intervi