O&A Listening Thread 05-17-05

[Sack of Chisels]

Good morning boys and girls. Rise and shine and put on those laughing hats. :action-sm

[generoso]

it's that time again.....So wake up and get on your laughing hat

[Tow Truck Tony]

Good morning Wackbaggers.....Iam just gonna guess that since this thread was first, by one minute, it would make sense to post here....


Sound clip arguments, what a way to start the morning.....I want that clip, No I want it, WHY CAN'T WE BOTH HAVE IT!!!!!!!, Followed up by the signange in the studio, la la la, should prove to be an interesting show

[generoso]

Wow....and we both thought of putting in the laughing hat as well....yea let the mods just wipe mine out..must have beat me by seconds

[Xyn]

heh, nice. Good morning gentlemen

[Neo_Is_God]

hi everybody
my name is dr nick

oh yea i gotta give dru boog a big FU for getting the last line of the first sandy kane remix he did stuck in my head.ive been saying it all night

goddamn grammar errors


i fucking suck i cant spell anymore

[Xyn]

How come no one ever laughs befor saying "this tasts funny"?

[generoso]

Oh BTW if you live on Long Island..And some other places it is school budget vote today..So get your asses out and vote .......Always hate it to cause I vote to increase my tax load up to like 157.30 per 100 now.....

[reefdweller]

Mornin' folks.

[Tow Truck Tony]

I love long Island, Being a Patchogue native and all, but I can't ever see myself going back, in fact Jersey sucks so much more, I keep looking further south to make my home..... WOW 157 per hundred.....OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!

[BIV]

Hi kids. I gonna see Episode 3 tonight. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Bach]

Hi persons! Hello individuals!

[Neo_Is_God]

broadway channel - SHITDICKS

[CurseoftheBambino]

morning .... SHIT DICKS!:action-sm

[generoso]

I love long Island, Being a Patchogue native and all, but I can't ever see myself going back, in fact Jersey sucks so much more, I keep looking further south to make my home..... WOW 157 per hundred.....OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!
East Patchogue here Tony ..The days of hanging at the L dock or the 7-11 but Aid are over.....The town itself has went to the crapper loaded with dollar stores...Born and rasied here even bought my home I grew up in....Plus homes are built at the end of Roe and Pineneck nomore 4 wheeling over there..the fun is all gone

[CurseoftheBambino]

and you ...GOLFERS TOO!:icon_bigg

[Neo_Is_God]

CURSE I hate your sig :action-sm

[CurseoftheBambino]

BS my sweetie hung jew brooklyn pizza loving....shitdick

[BIV]

Ahh Happy tuesday to all my sweeties! Hi there Biv and Bambino! And a special hello to you too biv!

And yes I am going to starwars tonight too
*does the uber geek going to star wars dance*

[generoso]

hey morning Bach, Biv, Boston, and you to Curse.....

[generoso]

CURSE I hate your sig :action-sm
:clap: :clap: yea what he said :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BIV]

It's like our own Wackbag frat in here. Who's got the marshmellows?

[Tow Truck Tony]

Noticed on my last visit up, Was born on Hillside Ave, off of uhh umm Lakeland, used to b like 5 houses and a park, and a forest.....always played ball with pops on Lakekand at the dead end, went back to visit fam a few months ago, went by the old house and uhh...NO MORE FOREST......YECH...all developed......

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey geno...didnt u start a liste4ning thread? hee... and neo...dont blame me it's Keith The Cop's luscious ass and yambag you're looking at.

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey Bivvy...u still alive ...i need to go to sleep on the game lol didnt check in last nite....hey bach honey sweetie

[CurseoftheBambino]

fyi for those who are gonna get the new star wars revenge of the sith game and havent seen the movie yet *which of course you wouldnt have...dont play it till after you see it...IT SPOILS THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOVIE

[BIV]

hey Bivvy...u still alive ...i need to go to sleep on the game lol didnt check in last nite....hey bach honey sweetie
Yup, still going strong. Have a deli called Roast Beef Explosion. I have moved up to 72 out of whatever soldiers. 1.5 million dollars in assets. I need to figure out how to make money faster.

[BIV]

fyi for those who are gonna get the new star wars revenge of the sith game and havent seen the movie yet *which of course you wouldnt have...dont play it till after you see it...IT SPOILS THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOVIE
I'm gonna get both that game and lego star wars. I played the demo...it rocks.

[CurseoftheBambino]

easy..get a faster connectrion and pay for a token *next round though this one is about over*

[generoso]

hey geno...didnt u start a liste4ning thread? hee... and neo...dont blame me it's Keith The Cop's luscious ass and yambag you're looking at.
Yea I did was beat out by this one by seconds happens sometimes ..And yes we can blame you for that good awful sig.....we still luv sweetie..And a pox on all you Star Wars watchers tonight....

[reefdweller]

hey geno...didnt u start a liste4ning thread? hee... and neo...dont blame me it's Keith The Cop's luscious ass and yambag you're looking at.

As delicious as it looks, I'm still not a fan of that sig pic either.

:icon_mrgr

[CurseoftheBambino]

bicv i got the cheat coades too ROFL funny playing with full force powers....and i stopped when anakin turned to the dark side...i was already way spoiled by then dont play it till after you seen the movie my last warning.

[CurseoftheBambino]

what geno and neo you dont wanna just pull that yellow strip between his cheeks back and see his hairy man hole? *ROFL ...norton would be so proud*

[Tow Truck Tony]

Hey uh Curse, your uh Sig pic is offensive to me, I think you have a disclaimer....

I have noticed on this board that sarcasm does not go over well in print, so i have decided from this point on I will open and close all sarcastic remarks with ^sarcastic comment^

Oh and I get to miss Star Wars.....gotta work.....

[generoso]

well peeps have to go to work early today and vote ...what a way for a day to start seeing cures's sig pic than vote to raise my taxes...And than bring my son to get his learners permit...I should go back to bed .....BTW a Pre cue the music.....cya on the pm side....

[CurseoftheBambino]

this sig is an old message board staple from that famous keith the cop thong story back on WNEW. *From the original ona message board...u know the one that was rude to newbies* and it's doing it's job...making you all...CRINGE:icon_eek:

[Tow Truck Tony]

bye Gen

[CurseoftheBambino]

LATER GEN ...you're one busy golfer today...seeya sweetie.

[BIV]

Later Gen....and Bambino, I bought a token. I just seem to spend almost as much as I make.

[CurseoftheBambino]

when did u buy a token..i dont know how many days in this round still i thought we were on like day hmmmm 5 till closing of it..out of 8 when i was told. could be less...need to ask Don Keith lol

[BIV]

I am watching an old fear factor...that Keisha barton is a hot little POA.

[reefdweller]

Later Gen

[CurseoftheBambino]

where did everyone go...and boston u still out there...shitdick ;)

[Neo_Is_God]

hey this home invasion is from the show that op didnt thank nortons friend

[BIV]

when did u buy a token..i dont know how many days in this round still i thought we were on like day hmmmm 5 till closing of it..out of 8 when i was told. could be less...need to ask Don Keith lol
Couple weeks ago. I've been making an impact. And I have had some big payouts but so often I am spending $50-thousand to start a mission and getting back less. And damn I'm in jail too much. Not actual time, but like 1 of 4 missions I try. I've never been able to pickpocket anyone.

[Tow Truck Tony]

ending a worst of with Lynch.. YAY

[CurseoftheBambino]

takes time..and im in jail way too often too...i feel like im on an episode of OZ lol

[Neo_Is_God]

Cue this shit!

[Sack of Chisels]

cue the music..

[Tow Truck Tony]

Cue The Music!!!!!!

[Tow Truck Tony]

Damn dial up internet connections...

[CurseoftheBambino]

and another day begins.....my saying MINE!

[Neo_Is_God]

ugh i jus turned off sigs for me
tired of seeing sorry curse but it really disgusts me

[Raoul Duke]

Good morning wackbaggers! Happy Tuesday.

[Tow Truck Tony]

[hey curse, where is San Andres Ca. Been to San Andreas, and San Fierro, and Los Venturas, but never heard of San Andres]

[BIV]

Damn dial up internet connections...
turn off the sigs and avatars...helps alot.

[mikepop]

mornin all

[Neo_Is_God]

O&A Party Rock!!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

d'oh i spelled it wrong.

[Sack of Chisels]

oh completed the list

[Neo_Is_God]

starting off the number one war movie
lolol

[Tax Kuntz]

yo what's up?


good morning.

[CurseoftheBambino]

i DONT BELIEVE THIS!

[Tow Truck Tony]

You figure i would know better, its actually not that bad, just a lil slower than i would like.........but thanks for the suggestion.....thinking about it i may have to can't take much more of curse's sig anyway.

[LeftCoastPunk]

Anyone seen this?? If so , my bad!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

[Neo_Is_God]

religous ppl are after me hoo hoo

[Sack of Chisels]

Filthy Programming!

[CurseoftheBambino]

Aww Come On Guys It's A Nice Lucious Piece Of Man Ass...and Is Howard A Pussah Or What???!

[LeftCoastPunk]

I'm a religious Cook and I and I'm a loyal fan of the boys...

[CurseoftheBambino]

HMMM A hundai gay sig?

[APortablePhone]

Hyundai's are gay? Hoo hoo, I'm rich and straight. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

It's not like XM signed a deal with yellow Mazda Miata's.

[Schnauzer]

mornin fellas, ewwww old man ass

[aoy1995]

yo what's up?


good morning.

Can't figure it out. Wish I could put my hands on it. But, I just like it when you post here.

[Schnauzer]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA clobering them

[Tow Truck Tony]

Hoo-Hoo, religious people are after me, and so is Hyundai.....Tell 'em fred....XM is getting clobbered......Sirius is so much better.....YECH!!!!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

hoo hoo hoo xm is getting clobbered

[Neo_Is_God]

rofl i can stop laughing
portable obsecure reference of the day

[CurseoftheBambino]

how many dayz till howie goes to Satalite??

[Sack of Chisels]

howie's got about 6 months left

[Arkie]

What the hell does it take to get on the air?
I have tried everything,... all I am trying to do is tell O and A plus lil' fuzzy nuts that they are thh best thing to ever happend!!!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

HOO HOO HOO in 6months we'll see who gets in the gay cars Robin!

[Neo_Is_God]

dont say blowing up in oklahoma city it might happen again

[CurseoftheBambino]

depends who's screening the calls....

[APortablePhone]

"Blowing up in Oklahoma City"

Hoo hoo, I invented that Robin. Timothy McVeigh ripped me off.

[CurseoftheBambino]

Mark...CRAAAAAAAASH!

[Tow Truck Tony]

I decided that I am going to get Sirius radio in January, just 4 HOO-HOO...
In fact I am getting ready to order my new GMC Sierra 3500 Crew Cab dually...gonna get the Duramax Diesel,this way I can put my 5th wheel adapter and my 53 ft trailer behind it.....Decided on the Sirius portable....

[Neo_Is_God]

lol tow

[BIV]

Hundai is a nice car. I'm thinking about getting one. Cheap, good gas mileage, lasts forever.

[CurseoftheBambino]

What Size Jumper Cables Would That Use? Heh

[BIV]

I decided that I am going to get Sirius radio in January, just 4 HOO-HOO...
In fact I am getting ready to order my new GMC Sierra 3500 Crew Cab dually...gonna get the Duramax Diesel,this way I can put my 5th wheel adapter and my 53 ft trailer behind it.....Decided on the Sirius portable....
Nice!:clap:

[aoy1995]

I decided that I am going to get Sirius radio in January, just 4 HOO-HOO...
In fact I am getting ready to order my new GMC Sierra 3500 Crew Cab dually...gonna get the Duramax Diesel,this way I can put my 5th wheel adapter and my 53 ft trailer behind it.....Decided on the Sirius portable....

If you think about it, the Hyundai stuff is easy to figure out. Those cars are small. They do not have the wheelbase or frame strength to have a Sirius unit installed in them. They'd turn over like a Flintstone car at the drive in (Lets see if this shows up in the photoshop forum)..

[BIV]

If you think about it, the Hyundai stuff is easy to figure out. Those cars are small. They do not have the wheelbase or frame strength to have a Sirius unit installed in them. They'd turn over like a Flintstone car at the drive in (Lets see if this shows up in the photoshop forum)..
IF that to the guys NOW!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

Man The Radio Chick havent heard her name in yeeeeears

[APortablePhone]

The Radio Chick is on Sirius? Ugh. Maybe Mason & Kolinsky can do mornings.

[Tow Truck Tony]

Owned a Hyundai way back when...had an 89 Excel.....Let me tell you, I tow for the local Cadillac, Hyundai, Mitsubishi dealer here in Trenton.....Quality is WAY up on Hyundai.....especially the new Santa Fe and the Tucson.....quality, luxury, INEXPENSIVE......

[CurseoftheBambino]

bye don bye mike...no buffalo wings for you!

[Neo_Is_God]

The Radio Chick is on Sirius? Ugh. Maybe Mason & Kolinsky can do mornings.

portable 2 obscure references?Nice!!

[BIV]

Owned a Hyundai way back when...had an 89 Excel.....Let me tell you, I tow for the local Cadillac, Hyundai, Mitsubishi dealer here in Trenton.....Quality is WAY up on Hyundai.....especially the new Santa Fe and the Tucson.....quality, luxury, INEXPENSIVE......
That's what I'm saying. A great new car for under 10,000 for christ sake.

[Arkie]

Damnit Don's wife better hide the house pets now!

[CurseoftheBambino]

aportable how about the Menudo Sports Guys ROFL

[Tow Truck Tony]

Wow, got that laugh last night on dcrtv....D&M lose Buffalo.....NICE......

[Neo_Is_God]

maybe friday and saturday night rocks

sorry eddie trunks had to do it

[CurseoftheBambino]

what markets are they left in(D/M)...BRING ON RON AND FEZ to xm and by to regular radio!

[aoy1995]

IF that to the guys NOW!!

I did before I posted it here. But, looks like it has not gotten past their screeners...

[CurseoftheBambino]

Lickass to Siruis? LoveLines?

[Neo_Is_God]

yea they cant keep in stock cause the trucks break down on the way to deliver them

[CurseoftheBambino]

Opie Running after Howard in central park..sounds like a sig idea

[SweetRelease]

I hope they play that D&M audio. It's good stuff.

[Tow Truck Tony]

yea they cant keep in stock cause the trucks break down on the way to deliver them

Nice....Sirius delivery trucks are being yanked for being way overloaded and these are 80000 GVW trucks transporting one sirius unit at a time....

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning All

[APortablePhone]

Martha will spend about as much time on her show as Eminem does on his channel...and Tony Hawk does on his channel..and Pamela Anderson did on her show.

[Neo_Is_God]

sirius?
i though it was soriasis(sp?)

[BIV]

Nice....Sirius delivery trucks are being yanked for being way overloaded and these are 80000 GVW trucks transporting one sirius unit at a time....
Naw, they just float the units down the mississippi with a negro on top pushing it with a long stick paddle thing.

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey joey. "THe Warriors Opie and Anthony Shot Sirus!!!!:"

[Raoul Duke]

I have infected two more people with the Virus in the past week with a few mp3's burned onto a disc. These guys rock, no doubt about it!

[APortablePhone]

Opie listened to Tony Hawk's show so he could impress his friends at the skateboard stand.

[Tow Truck Tony]

sorry neo. you're right ...or is it siris? maybe sorryasses? ah fuck it lil doggie retards

[CurseoftheBambino]

Good going Raoul. By the way anyone know of another NYC O&A appearance?

[Neo_Is_God]

i hope em dont get 50 to bust a cap in op's ass

[Raoul Duke]

Gotta go to work now. Have another Virus CD in hand. ;)

Have a great day 'baggers!

Punchin out.

[BIV]

Naw, they just float the units down the mississippi with a negro on top pushing it with a long stick paddle thing.
Wow...nothing?
Gotta go guys, catch ya later.

Hey Bambino, tell the bosses to look out for me. I'm off the next couple days so no access to a fast connection.

[aoy1995]

WTF? The Iraqi Information Minister has a Russian Stripper Voice?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Naw, they just float the units down the mississippi with a negro on top pushing it with a long stick paddle thing.
ding ding ding

[CurseoftheBambino]

send me an email to remind me Biv but will do.

[Tow Truck Tony]

bye raoul, se ya biv

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey who got on air w/ the truck reference???

[PorchMonkey4Life]

WTF? The Iraqi Information Minister has a Russian Stripper Voice?
and chris farley sounds like don west who sounds like reverend al but with differrent music.... what is your point?

[CurseoftheBambino]

i still got my big ass wnew card ROFL,...wonder if its worth something on EBay?

[aoy1995]

Speaking of Assault's on the Media. Imus is going to be doing his show live, in front of a audience in Norfolk VA Friday. Wonder if a visitation would be worthwhile...

[CurseoftheBambino]

does anyone really wanna go to norfolk? heh

[Tow Truck Tony]

hey who got on air w/ the truck reference???
Wasn't me...

[aoy1995]

does anyone really wanna go to norfolk? heh

I know. Just another shithole town.

[Tow Truck Tony]

ding ding ding


Good Call friend, completely missed it....I stink

[aoy1995]

Speaking of Assault's on the Media. Imus is going to be doing his show live, in front of a audience in Norfolk VA Friday. Wonder if a visitation would be worthwhile...

Forgot to mention this: Hannity will be broadcasting his show, live, from there, also Friday.

This is one day it would be nice to be able to get something out of XM to give away. 2 O&E shirts, for Imus and Hannity...

[CurseoftheBambino]

Wasn't me...

NOT YOU!:clap:

[Tow Truck Tony]

Forgot to mention this: Hannity will be broadcasting his show, live, from there, also Friday.

This is one day it would be nice to be able to get something out of XM to give away. 2 O&E shirts, for Imus and Hannity...


Hey where do I get an O&E shirt...and who are O&E???? I WANT ONE TOOOOOO!!!!!

[aoy1995]

I know what caused the landslide in NYC. Some tool was walking his dog, and he dropped his Sirius portable radio.

[aoy1995]

Hey where do I get an O&E shirt...and who are O&E???? I WANT ONE TOOOOOO!!!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I could type, I would be dangerous...

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I invented landsides hoo hoo....gm baggers.

[Neo_Is_God]

i went to sirius website to see how many listeners they have but it doesnt list it
but heres what i found
"Countdown continues for King of All Media's move to SIRIUS."
king of all media yuckkkkkkkkkkkk

[Tow Truck Tony]

People need to be more careful with those units...don't they have some kind of warning on them damn things......

Warning to consumer.....using this product can be hazardous to your health and the general well being of everyone around you
ATTENTION: DO NOT DROP THIS UNIT...landslides and earthquakes can occur

[CurseoftheBambino]

i think his kingdom is about DONE....like fries

[dees4u]

The boys are killing my M.O.

[CurseoftheBambino]

nice tow lol very nice

[Clint]

I'm on hold and about to get thrown in the barrell

[CurseoftheBambino]

fyi NO ONE SPOIL ANYTHING FROM THE MOVIE NO NO NO SPOILERS!

[CurseoftheBambino]

/Me gets the bus ready for Clint.

[aoy1995]

i think his kingdom is about DONE....like fries

Hoo Hoo Hoo! Welcome to Jack in the Box. Can I take your order? Hoo Hoo. Rob-bin, I invented Supersizing. Rob-bin, I need support here. I need yes men. Have one of them tell me YES, when I ask them to fill this order for me. I can't be here. Its one of my days off. Hoo Hoo Rob-bin.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I'm on hold and about to get thrown in the barrell
have fun :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[CurseoftheBambino]

what did Little Jimmy know about bad back then he was doing monster rain when it premiered

[PorchMonkey4Life]

fyi NO ONE SPOIL ANYTHING FROM THE MOVIE NO NO NO SPOILERS!
now that you said it... it must be done

[Neo_Is_God]

once the movie comes out i will not be coming to this board until i see it

[Tow Truck Tony]

Speaking of sorryass' website....I noticed they don't mention anywhere on their site that maybe if you have children that you can block channels that have explicit language and content.....Maybe that is why Hyundai is not worried about XM being factory installed in ALL Hyundai Models........read that on dcrtv and heard it from Hoo-Hoo....."Why is Hyundai worried about me when XM has O&A" tell em fred....

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey hoy.

[aoy1995]

now that you said it... it must be done

Really. Who in their right mind would waste money one a monie without knowing what was going to happen in it before they got there..

[CurseoftheBambino]

Oh is this "Santa Claus" doesnt exist call?

[CurseoftheBambino]

oh who's on crack that compares bush to star wars??? THEY USING BIG TIME HORSE!

[Schnauzer]

that fake phone call was awful

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Really. Who in their right mind would waste money one a monie without knowing what was going to happen in it before they got there..
i'd like to waste money on a monie

[Tow Truck Tony]

a GGUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRL

[Neo_Is_God]

everyone like my new written sig?
lolol

[CurseoftheBambino]

Crash Crash Crash Crash Crash

[Arkie]

Okay can you please fucking dump this dumb Shanon person

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Crash Crash Crash Crash Crash
they dont crash gurrlls

[Clint]

I'm going to name my kid "Opie"-Wan Kenobi

Car crash me

[Tow Truck Tony]

nice reference NEO

[Tow Truck Tony]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there ya go CLINT

[aoy1995]

i'd like to waste money on a monie

Yeah, I do to.

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I hope no one spoils the new SW movie in here.

[CurseoftheBambino]

BIG ASS THEY SHOULD TOSS HER IN A 55 GALLON DRUM THEN ..i know they do that to girls ROFL

[Neo_Is_God]

i was dumbfounded with that commerical with vad and bkk

[CurseoftheBambino]

the big spoiler of REvenge of the Sith....


palptine is the Emperor in Return of the Jedi

and

Anakin Becomes Darth Vader

if someone says they didnt know this ill toss them under the barrell myself.

[Iwgmr]

That BK commercial is genious.

[CunningLinguist]

5/18 Opie & Anthony Show
High Voltage™ - XM 202 (XL) - 7AM to 11AM ET
Comedian Rich Vos from 'Last Comic Standing' fame stops by O&A to review with Jim the very first Opie & Anthony show!

[aoy1995]

I thought that heavy breathing sound was Bob Kelly trying to catch his breath after he puked when he saw Twatto.

[CurseoftheBambino]

Luke ... I Had Anal With Your Mother!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I loved that commercial. Was actually discussing it with a SW geek friend of mine here at work yesterday, and there's a much better commercial out there for cingular, funny as hell. The whole group of cingular ad men are tooling on darth vader because he wants them to back a movie all about him and the dark sith.... very funny stuff.

[LordJezo]

http://img47.echo.cx/img47/5196/11024985058839vu.jpg

[Tow Truck Tony]

the big spoiler of REvenge of the Sith....


palptine is the Emperor in Return of the Jedi

and

Anakin Becomes Darth Vader

if someone says they didnt know this ill toss them under the barrell myself.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU REEEENED IT FOR ME YOU ASS

oh shoot i forgot the new sarcastic maqrks []

[Neo_Is_God]

dead phones
throw something

[Iwgmr]

Who would win a fight, Vader or BK guy?

[CurseoftheBambino]

vADER..what weapons does BKhave?

"ill defeat him with my massive WHOPPER!"

[MikeyBiggs]

Who would win a fight, Vader or BK guy?


Come on.... DO you need to ask??

[Neo_Is_God]

i hope marcos is hearing this shit
howard is a big fat phony

[JoeyDVDZ]

BK guy could throw that heavy greasy breakfast sammich at vader & grease up his eye glass.... but vader can choke out BK guy with the force.

[Iwgmr]

vADER..what weapons does BKhave?

fat calories that will give you a heart attack. :action-sm

waits for car crash.

[aoy1995]

vADER..what weapons does BKhave?

Ever been hit with a burger with microwaved lettuce on it? My bets on the BK guy.

[Iwgmr]

Ever been hit with a burger with microwaved lettuce on it? My bets on the BK guy.

That's actually how Anakin becomes darth vader. hot microwaved lettuce.

[deadfruitvirus]

im actually up this morning!

btw, someone on Fox News mispronounced that story about the korans and said that "Koreans" were being flushed down the toilet.

[CurseoftheBambino]

you guys are silly LOL


"your lack of faith disturbs me" *chokes all of them with the force instead of cholestrol*

[LordJezo]

http://img47.echo.cx/img47/1101/bk7xv.jpg

[Tow Truck Tony]

E LO was quoted as sayin that when the stores are out of radios it means that people are buying them...and when the president of the company is out of radios it means they have to manufacture them as people subscribe

[CurseoftheBambino]

question for the geeks: since all the storm troopers are clones...where did they get the higher ups like Motff Tarkin in the first movie.

[Neo_Is_God]

i gotta punch out i need to play some pokemon emerald and listen to the show

[JoeyDVDZ]

This is the cingular thing. Got a pretty big chuckle from it.

http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/release/promo/orange.html

[CurseoftheBambino]

Luke...Trust your feelings....you're horny for Leia....

[Tow Truck Tony]

by Neo, thanks for callin the pwogwam

[Zamboni]

Morning baggers

Always a good day when they start by bagging on HooHoo

[Sajix]

Morning baggers

Always a good day when they start by bagging on HooHoo


Its great that every time he is paid with Sirius shares he dilutes their earnings and share price even more and his paycheck's value will shrink daily

[Xyn]

question for the geeks: since all the storm troopers are clones...where did they get the higher ups like Motff Tarkin in the first movie.

Clones became illegal after the clone wars (as did battle droids).

There were still members of the government and regular military left over from the old republic to fill all of the positions (of both storm troopers and officers), they just didnt need as many troops since they had won control already.

Even so, the Palpatine continued some cloning projects in secret.

I think I'll go shoot myself now

[Tow Truck Tony]

PHONES WE NEED PHONES!!!!!!! [stop complaining about the eqipment at least u got each other] []~sarcastic marks

[CurseoftheBambino]

thanks for letting me know...oneo f the plot loop holes i didnt know about.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

All it takes is a little molestation to turn your step daughter into a clit licker

[CunningLinguist]

She was SEVENTEEN and did not stand up for herself?
Bullshit

[Sajix]

17 year olds aren't molested at that point its either **** or willing.

[CunningLinguist]

Howard Stern's E! contract could be extended
Mon May 16, 2005 09:48 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Howard Stern's contract with the E!
cable channel to air a TV version of his radio show could be extended
until December, but it's unlikely that the program will continue beyond
that, sources said.

[mikepop]

hey liddy

[Tow Truck Tony]

Howard Stern's E! contract could be extended
Mon May 16, 2005 09:48 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Howard Stern's contract with the E!
cable channel to air a TV version of his radio show could be extended
until December, but it's unlikely that the program will continue beyond
that, sources said.

Poor Hoo-Hoo....means he might actually have to work a couple days a week....

[MikeyBiggs]

Clones became illegal after the clone wars (as did battle droids).

There were still members of the government and regular military left over from the old republic to fill all of the positions (of both storm troopers and officers), they just didnt need as many troops since they had won control already.

Even so, the Palpatine continued some cloning projects in secret.

I think I'll go shoot myself now

It's funny, my brother in-law and I were discussing why they didn't keep the Battle-droids around. Those ones that roll-up and have the force filed around them kick ass. But they had to explain why they wouldn't exist anymore for the old movies...

Time to step into geek mode. There are a ton of books by Timothy Zahn that 'fill the gaps' in the Star Wars universe. They explain alot about the cloning and what was done. They explain many of the admirals from the Empire are actually genetically altered clones of the Emperor himself. They had some ability within the force but they were altered not to be as powerful as him.That allowed him to control eveything in the empire through the forceand the clones...

Now I have to finish putting on my Stormtrooper outfit and get back in line for tickets...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

It's funny, my brother in-law and I were discussing why they didn't keep the Battle-droids around. Those ones that roll-up and have the force filed around them kick ass. But they had to explain why they wouldn't exist anymore for the old movies...

Time to step into geek mode. There are a ton of books by Timothy Zahn that 'fill the gaps' in the Star Wars universe. They explain alot about the cloning and what was done. They explain many of the admirals from the Empire are actually genetically altered clones of the Emperor himself. They had some ability within the force but they were altered not to be as powerful as him.That allowed him to control eveything in the empire through the forceand the clones...

Now I have to finish putting on my Stormtrooper outfit and get back in line for tickets...
yuccchh!!! you actually knew this without doing an internet search?

[MikeyBiggs]

yuccchh!!! you actually knew this without doing an internet search?

:icon_redf I feel shame...

Before the internet I used to do this thing called reading... Crazy.. Insane ... Nuts...

[Tow Truck Tony]

ooh, 90 year old "sexpert" SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!! []

[Sack of Chisels]

there's also a nice lil birth control pill at the bottom of the stairs, but it requires assistance from the male.

[aoy1995]

It's funny, my brother in-law and I were discussing why they didn't keep the Battle-droids around. Those ones that roll-up and have the force filed around them kick ass. But they had to explain why they wouldn't exist anymore for the old movies...

Time to step into geek mode. There are a ton of books by Timothy Zahn that 'fill the gaps' in the Star Wars universe. They explain alot about the cloning and what was done. They explain many of the admirals from the Empire are actually genetically altered clones of the Emperor himself. They had some ability within the force but they were altered not to be as powerful as him.That allowed him to control eveything in the empire through the forceand the clones...

Now I have to finish putting on my Stormtrooper outfit and get back in line for tickets...

Professor MikeyBiggs...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

:icon_redf I feel shame...

Before the internet I used to do this thing called reading... Crazy.. Insane ... Nuts...
as you should sir, as you should

[DrGonzoPA]

I think the male birth control pill is crushed up sionide in her morning coffee

[PorchMonkey4Life]

man i gotta wackoff and kill a hooker while listening to this hottie sexpert talk

[Zamboni]

This lady needs to go...maybe she can catch and STD!

[aoy1995]

I think the male birth control pill is crushed up sionide in her morning coffee

I thought the male BC stuff was wedding cake.

[Tow Truck Tony]

The new male birth control pill is really just another oral contraceptive for the ladies

[Sack of Chisels]

Anyone who uses the word "Washroom" should not have a show about sex.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the new male birth control pill is a fishing boat out in modesto

[aoy1995]

the new male birth control pill is a fishing boat out in modesto

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

And, apparently, the last word in an argument.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

And, apparently, the last word in an argument.
i was waiting for jimmy to go there... but when it never came i was very disapointed

[Sack of Chisels]

i was waiting for jimmy to go there... but when it never came i was very disapointed
ant played the motor boat, close enough

[aoy1995]

Oh, great. Programming from Hoo Hoo's special Sirius Channel...

[CunningLinguist]

If I wanted to hear singing retards I would play a Motley Crue CD

[jpc165]

i love these tards

[CunningLinguist]

Welcome to Sirius channel 23

[aoy1995]

Hey Julie!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

colin attacking a reporter for those of you that have not seen it
http://mfile.akamai.com/12938/wmv/v...486604.200k.asx

[JoeyDVDZ]

and wackbag gets a huge lil plug from the boys. congrats, those who contribute the stuff they like over there!

[mikepop]

this sex lady came to my classroom 20 years ago

[PorchMonkey4Life]

is this lady still on? i'd love to call in... i have alot of questions for her

[mikepop]

callerhttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/mikepop/crash.jpgjokabombum lol

[aoy1995]

What is a taint? You know the spot between your fingers when you hold a bowling ball? Think of that, when you grab a twat with two fingers and then put a couple more in her asshole. The taint is that no-man's land between them...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

here you go brother joe
http://www.cfm.globalf1.net/images/accidents/files/crash_016.jpg

[jpc165]

colin attacking a reporter for those of you that have not seen it
http://mfile.akamai.com/12938/wmv/v...486604.200k.asx

that link is not working for me

[Drginwagonsass]

Like this old cunt would remember.

[aoy1995]

Like this old cunt would remember.

The top two thirds of hers is stroke paralized.

[APortablePhone]

And Colin Quinn wonders why every thing he has ever done has failed miserably.

I wonder if he tried to **** Doug Herzog.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that link is not working for me
try this one...
http://mfile.akamai.com/12938/wmv/v...491993.200k.asx

[aoy1995]

Willard Scott?? WTF! I thought Willard Scott was laying around somewhere at 56 degrees..

[PorchMonkey4Life]

isnt wilard scott over a hundred?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

its not so bad banging old women... sometimes their twat is a little dry... but if you just pick the scabs off, it all lubes right up.... mmmmm

[Mad Gerbil]

Let's go to the Nursing home and bang each others grandmas

[BowLeggedWomen]

Classic Dry Vagina!!! Sweet!!!

[Palerider4146]

Morning all. So I was just driving home from work, and called in while Ope was talking about his "bad" grandmother. I wanted to ask him if she died from a lacerated liver. Whoever was screening the calls just says "uh, no, I dont think so!" and hangs up. I thought that was pretty funny myself. It wasnt like I was talking about the grandmother he loved like a mother.

[aoy1995]

Pat O'Brien: You are so fucking Hot! I am so into you. If you get this message, crimp off your ventilator tube and grunt twice.

Betty WHite: Huh? What?

Pat O'Brien: Betsy and I want to dry fuck you. You are so hot. Betsy wants to eat the crust out of your dried up twat. She's really into the taste of beef jerkey!

Betty White: Nurse! Nurse"

Pat O'Brien: Your nurse if so fucking hot. I just want to eat her asshole. If you want to do this, drop your walker and fall down and twitch.

[Drginwagonsass]

That old broad hasn't felt that "Fulness" since the Crash.

[CunningLinguist]

And Colin Quinn wonders why every thing he has ever done has failed miserably.

I wonder if he tried to **** Doug Herzog.

He just kissed her cheek. What a fag

[JoeyDVDZ]

Bet he banged the shit outta that hot news bimbo that night tho....

[Drginwagonsass]

Morning all. So I was just driving home from work, and called in while Ope was talking about his "bad" grandmother. I wanted to ask him if she died from a lacerated liver. Whoever was screening the calls just says "uh, no, I dont think so!" and hangs up. I thought that was pretty funny myself. It wasnt like I was talking about the grandmother he loved like a mother.
Funny? Yeah. But really kinda cold, too. Oh FUCK, I got nuthin else.

[girthymac]

good morning all!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

if anyone wants to call sue johanson her show is on sundays at 10pm eastern time... her number is 1-888-393-8255

[aoy1995]

Sirus Portable Radio Strap-On Unit: First you rope a car, other than a Hyundai, to your back, turn on ignition, have radio turned on. Walk to hospital for hernia treatment.

[Drginwagonsass]

Nuthin says I Love You more than her pulling out the handy dandy dildo, while you're laying there spent. What lousy advice, JESUS CHRIST!!! this broad is fucking brain dead. GO FISHING WITH THAT NICE PETERSEN BOY, YOU OLD BITCH.

[aoy1995]

if anyone wants to call sue johanson her show is on sundays at 10pm eastern time... her number is 1-888-393-8255

What network is she on?

[DrGonzoPA]

SHe has a strap on made from the cherry tree george washington cut down as a kid

[14ft Gamefisher]

Patty.... Patty..... Patty

[MikeyBiggs]

Oh dear god.... Patti on Match.com...

[Zamboni]

Patti is hot....Where do you sign up to take her charry

[tstlkevanilla]

What network is she on?

Oxygen.

[aoy1995]

Oh dear god.... Patti on Match.com...

Have her start with www.ratemycameltoe.com .....

[Drginwagonsass]

You gotta love the sound of breathless anticipation in John Scott's voice.

[aoy1995]

if the plane suddenly heads for the water, you will know that another Kennedy is out for a flying lesson...

[MikeyBiggs]

Oh no... This could be bad... Ant doesn't like this kid...

[lowmazda]

waiting for a blow hole reference

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ah no... this is going to be pure cringe... serious questions only people

[SaveToughCrowd]

Yes, I'm thinking Norton's silly-goose questions, good cop/bad cop, and then SILENT GAME.

[DoughBoy]

This kid should kis his father's ass. I used to work with him and he quit his job to be out there with his son during American Idol.

[14ft Gamefisher]

Tony Danza... Nice

[SaveToughCrowd]

HAHAHA silly question number one.

[magumbo]

morning everybody, down here in deep south texas.

[Sack of Chisels]

ahahhahaha this kid is such a fucking tool

[aoy1995]

Wonder how long Ted Kennedy had to drive around, dumping gas, before he drove off of that bridge.

[lowmazda]

What? I can't hear, my XM is breaking up.

[judoGTI]

American Idol bits are proof the 55 gallon drum challenge is never coming back.

[14ft Gamefisher]

I am going to have to watch that shitdick Danza today to see if this kid plugs O&A

[joem1211]

Do you think we can merge the two things going on and have the plane emergency land in Federov's trache hole in his neck

[Seth]

Do you think we can merge the two things going on and have the plane emergency land in Federov's trache hole in his neck
WOW. That's inspired thinking.

[aoy1995]

I am going to have to watch that shitdick Danza today to see if this kid plugs O&A

I was hoping that Danza and Rusty Wallace had a rematch race, and Wallace bumped him over the side of the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Sack of Chisels]

i bet they're making him say that in interviews if asked about paula "she helped us in normal, civilized ways"

[Cromwell]

"The Rich Vos pilot" :icon_mrgr

[MikeyBiggs]

Uh-oh... Is that evil Opie coming out...

[SaveToughCrowd]

Told ya, good cop/bad cop. Now all we need is the Silent Game.

[BowLeggedWomen]

Roman War Helmet!

[Farm Flufer]

Good morning Pests, did I miss anything good this morning?

[Cromwell]

How can a dude sing a Celine Dion song!? :icon_eek:

[Sajix]

He doesn't like multiple chicks? No fucking way, I figured this guy to be banging cocktail waitresses two at a time

[StkrPattysDaddy]

lots of dick sucking in this kids future!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

bill burr rocks at this game

[Assuck]

hey buddies! I just got back from the gym hows todays show?

[Cromwell]

bill burr rocks at this game

Absolutely.

The "Patrice ONeal won" comment was the best :icon_bigg

[aoy1995]

He doesn't like multiple chicks? No fucking way, I figured this guy to be banging cocktail waitresses two at a time

Or being banged by Cocktail Waitresses, wearing strap on's, two at a time...

[hellonice]

eh, he seems like a nice guy.

[Rev]

Mornin', folks. I'm late to the party. Miss mucho?

[aoy1995]

hey buddies! I just got back from the gym hows todays show?

Not bad. The old sex-talk lady discovered strap-on's and another Kennedy is out taking flying lessons.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Or being banged by Cocktail Waitresses, wearing strap on's, two at a time...
this guy is banging waiters 2 at a time

[Cromwell]

hey buddies! I just got back from the gym hows todays show?

The boys just ripped that russian asshole who got kicked off "American Suckidol"

[StkrPattysDaddy]

the reason for scott savols beard was to make the illusion that he had a chin.

[mikepop]

http://img124.echo.cx/img124/3909/sue7pg.jpg

[Cromwell]

This old lady makes sex so "unsexy"

[aoy1995]

http://img124.echo.cx/img124/3909/sue7pg.jpg

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Seth]

eh, he seems like a nice guy.
EXACTLY! That's the problem. All you can say about him is "He seems nice". What a waste- no personality at all.


The wackbaggers are really funny today- congrats!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this sucks no crash

[hellonice]

I love the delay of the perfect landing.

[aoy1995]

I guess this was not Payne Stewart afterall....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that flight dupmed fuel on jimmy's chest... and then he paid $200 for it

[aoy1995]

Is jet fuel a good lubricant for old women?

[DrGonzoPA]

And if she wants a black eye then she will tell him to use a dildo

[IDontCare05]

Morning wackbaggers!

[Assuck]

The boys just ripped that russian asshole who got kicked off "American Suckidol"

oh nice.

[Cromwell]

Bill Burr killed at the HBO taping. :icon_wink

[DoughBoy]

The boys just ripped that russian asshole who got kicked off "American Suckidol"

Russian? Jesus Christ you fuckstick the kid is from Jersey...

[MikeyBiggs]

Is this a laugh track??

[aoy1995]

Is this a laugh track??

Maybe they hired that DC asswipe that was interviewing Vos on the radio the other day.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Russian? Jesus Christ you fuckstick the kid is from Jersey...
i thought they said he came from russia at a very early age

[PorchMonkey4Life]

alright... i gotta run... have a good day y'all

[aoy1995]

Russian? Jesus Christ you fuckstick the kid is from Jersey...

No shit. All Russians are from Jersey. Just ask any Russian Striiper...

[Sack of Chisels]

the american idol kid is from ukraine actually.

[IDontCare05]

Just ask any Russian Striiper...



You want me to make the sexy for you?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Delayed crash...priceless

[MarshmallowRain]

Only seen one russian stripper that didnt fit the stereotype of all russian strippers. Now probably in several years she'll morph into the impersonation ant does. That one caller who said he was dragged into a stripclub and the russian who gave him a dance saying she was from texas, shows you aoy that they can be from any state that they feel like.

[Assuck]

this guy is awesome

[IDontCare05]

wow what an asshole this guy is.

[Sajix]

goddamn boston animals...

[Sack of Chisels]

Is this opie and his kid?

[Smex182]

Did they say this was a video? If so where can I download it?

[Seth]

Fucking classic!! "Fuckhead! Unappreciative cunt!"
http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/id/9900/div/opieanthony/media_search/latest/latest/all/page/download_FATHER_YELLS_AT_SON.html#jump
Just audio

[askewcore]

This shit is fuckin' great. Boston mongrels.

HAHA. Dick licker!

[girthymac]

10-1 theres guys are Drunk Irish!!!!

[Smex182]

Thanks Seth this is freaking awesome!!!!

[askewcore]

10-1 theres guys are Drunk Irish!!!!


Is there any other kind of Irish?

[girthymac]

Is there any other kind of Irish?
It's a safe bet!!!

[Assuck]

WTF the guys not even hitting the kid?!!?

[girthymac]

WTF the guys not even hitting the kid?!!?
Well that changes everything....they can't be Irish! :action-sm

[aoy1995]

Are these out takes from the Pinball Machine incident?

[askewcore]

this kid just called his dad a "cocksucker fuckwad."? I'd have no teeth left if I said that to my dad.

[Sack of Chisels]

I'm just waiting for him to say "You lousy mudda fucka bum why don't ya come down and say that face to face ya yellow rat bastid"

[IDontCare05]

this kid just called his dad a "cocksucker fuckwad."? I'd have no teeth left if I said that to my dad.


Great father-son relationship huh?

[askewcore]

"Have some moxy and don't make me wait."

[Assuck]

My dad used to beat me and tell me to run away from home as he was beating me

[14ft Gamefisher]

I think this guy wishes his kid was a blow job as shown in AOY 1995 sig

[APortablePhone]

Mystery Science Radio 3000.

[askewcore]

My dad used to beat me and tell me to run away from home as he was beating me

now THAT'S parenting!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Yeah, the woman isn't supposed to ask the man...The man is supposed to leave his pregnant wife and and get down on one knee and ask the other whore to marry him.

[aoy1995]

I think this guy wishes his kid was a blow job as shown in AOY 1995 sig

Sounds like he treats him that way.

My dad used to beat my ass, when I needed it. I can honestly say I only got one ass whipping from him, for something I did not do. All of the rest of the time, I knew it was coming when he got home.

[Smex182]

this kid needs to record more of these father son moments

[JoeyDVDZ]

I actually sort of enjoy the live reads. Does that make me weird?

[APortablePhone]

They should just wait for a Vonage commercial to come on TV, and play that.

[judoGTI]

Man... The shows have been kind of slow going lately. I wonder what is up?

[askewcore]

I actually sort of enjoy the live reads. Does that make me weird?

Nah, some great things have come out of live reads, like Otto & George Moujan, Jim Bruer Razor Scooter, and Ant's white shorts line.

[Sack of Chisels]

wouldn't it be a little easier to just have a cellphone? is this product manufactured by sirius?

[girthymac]

Man... The shows have been kind of slow going lately. I wonder what is up?
Ahhh....It happens can't be on all the time....but they are close

[IDontCare05]

I actually sort of enjoy the live reads. Does that make me weird?


Yes... :action-sm


They are very funny sometimes tho which makes them great.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I love the fact that I can take my vonage box anywhere there's a high speed connection & there's my phone number, right there with me.

[girthymac]

I have Vonage, And I love it!!!!!!

[Seth]

I actually sort of enjoy the live reads. Does that make me weird?
No, lots of the favorite moments from WNEW started with a live read.

EDIT: Woops, askewcore beat me to that one!

[APortablePhone]

I missed the days of them ripping on their awful sponsors.

[LMBCS.net]

No shit. All Russians are from Jersey. Just ask any Russian Striiper...

LMFAO I find most most Russian Strippers to be from Brooklyn. But I guess that all depends on what strip clubs you frequent.

[JoeyDVDZ]

It'll happen again, Portable. Give it time. They'll tool on their sponsors if something truly shitty comes along, they can't help themselves!

[aoy1995]

Nah, some great things have come out of live reads, like Otto & George Moujan, Jim Bruer Razor Scooter, and Ant's white shorts line.

Oh shit. That Razor Scooter bit was one of their best.

[IDontCare05]

The "O & A partyrock"


* It's a fuckin rock you dildo*

[askewcore]

No, lots of the favorite moments from WNEW started with a live read.

EDIT: Woops, askewcore beat me to that one!


It's okay, I'll let you live....this time. :action-sm

[Sack of Chisels]

yea and what happened to the sexits.com sponsor? i think they ran one commercial after the live show where the lady was slaughtered on the stage.

[APortablePhone]

Bye bye Vonage, now there is only one more live read to kill by pissing off the sponsors by actually trying to make the live reads interesting and amusing.

[APortablePhone]

yea and what happened to the sexits.com sponsor? i think they ran one commercial after the live show where the lady was slaughtered on the stage.

I think you answered your own question sir. From their spamming of this site and their awful apperance on the show, I'm glad they left.

[aoy1995]

Bye bye Vonage, now there is only one more live read to kill by pissing off the sponsors by actually trying to make the live reads interesting and amusing.

Don't forget the VTB reads from NO where Jimmy was getting that lap dance during the read...(Jeemy. You want me to make the sexy for you?)

[Sack of Chisels]

wasn't there a thread on this story a few weeks ago? it's horse shit.

[APortablePhone]

Story is fake, read this site..

http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Any video of the midgets getting eaten?

[girthymac]

Any video of the midgets getting eaten?
NO!!! Cuz It's Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[khemystri]

Hey baggers!!! checkin' in...... checkin' out.....

[Rev]

Hey now! I love my home state!
Just sucks, my neighboring town is Paterson.
They need to put a toll on the bridge between our towns.

[LMBCS.net]

Hey Speaking of midgets whatever happened to the hot porn star from the cherry darts day that wanted to make her nidget porn? Did anyone ever step up and find her some lil people to screw? I guess the show still has no midget listeners. Is that because XM is to high up on the shelves at best buy?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Ant should buy everyone in his family a home and become the landlord from hell.

[APortablePhone]

Just sucks, my neighboring town is Paterson.

That town looks really nice when I constantly see it on COPS.

[aoy1995]

Hey Speaking of midgets whatever happened to the hot porn star from the cherry darts day that wanted to make her nidget porn? Did anyone ever step up and find her some lil people to screw? I guess the show still has no midget listeners. Is that because XM is to high up on the shelves at best buy?

I understand that Sirius is in litigation with some "Little People's" discrimination lawsuit group. Turns out one of their portable units fell off of a shelf at a Circuit City, and crushed three midgets to death.

[girthymac]

Ant should buy everyone in his family a home and become the landlord from hell.
Good Idea!! He would require them to scrub everything down before he visits!!
And make sure everythings disinfected!

[Sack of Chisels]

jersey turnpike is pretty bad, but nothing compared to the LIE

[aoy1995]

That town looks really nice when I constantly see it on COPS.

Is that where those two mexican's who are hiding under the kiddy pool are from?

[LMBCS.net]

Hey now! I love my home state!
Just sucks, my neighboring town is Paterson.
They need to put a toll on the bridge between our towns.

P-town should have a huge wall around it like in escape from New York, then your area would be safe.

[aoy1995]

Good Idea!! He would require them to scrub everything down before he visits!!
And make sure everythings disinfected!

Yeah. He could have large rugs at the doors, to wipe their feet on, and little ones, about waist high to wipe their boogers on.

[APortablePhone]

Is that where those two mexican's who are hiding under the kiddy pool are from?

I don't believe so, it's always the same officer in Patterson (Corporal Damiano I believe) who is always busting suburban kids who go there to buy heroin and crack.

[Rev]

That town looks really nice when I constantly see it on COPS.Oh boy.
Yeah, it's that bad, across the bridge.
I think we need the Minute Man Project to come over here.

Thankfully though, the part of town I live in... other than one hindu family, nothin' but my own. :clap:

[LMBCS.net]

I understand that Sirius is in litigation with some "Little People's" discrimination lawsuit group. Turns out one of their portable units fell off of a shelf at a Circuit City, and crushed three midgets to death.

:clap: NICE LMFAO

[Rev]

I never seen em' play, so I dunno...
but, why did they fade out before the high notes?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Was thinking the same thing. They cut the song just as they were getting to the high part... wonder if Bro Joe can handle that?

[14ft Gamefisher]

Was thinking the same thing. They cut the song just as they were getting to the high part... wonder if Bro Joe can handle that?
They sound unreal live, if you close your eyes, you would think it was U2

[Rev]

They sound unreal live, if you close your eyes, you would think it was U2OK, but with or without the high notes? Do they just skip em', or is it all there and all good?

[14ft Gamefisher]

The Notes are all there. You should check them out if you can.

[Smex182]

Anyone in Northern Virginia DC Area they will be Playing at the Herndon Festival

http://www.town.herndon.va.us/festival/ Saturday June 4 7:30 - 9:30 PM

[aoy1995]

Good show today. Checking out. See you guys tomorrow...

[Sack of Chisels]

Opie thanking guests so much now is pretty uncomfortable.

[Schnauzer]

i need to go to a brother joe show in boston. im not even a u2 fan.

[khemystri]

http://www.billburr.com

[al885]

Jim's last plug worked, i just bought his trinkets cd on the website.

[LMBCS.net]

Opie thanking guests so much now is pretty uncomfortable.

I think its supposed to be uncomfortable. It just serves as a subtle reference to the Opie Jimmy fight for all the die hard listeners. I think its hysterical.

[hcs]

$500,000,000 / 1.7million Suckius subscribers = $294 cost per subscriber. Nice business plan. (Yes I know its a replay but I missed the first hour. bleh.)

[khemystri]

I heard eminem only shows up to his own station once every 4 months.....

usually its just his deejay, playing eminem approved songs....

[Big A$$hole]

Hello,
I was in Howard Sterns building he lives in today delivering something to one of my customers. I stuck an O&A WOW sticker in the elevator.

Sorry to post this in here but for some reason I cant start threads. I know I dont post here often, but Ive never abused the boards. Who can I email regarding this.

Todays show was funny but I am getting sick of hearing that old bag.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I would love to be a fly on the elevator wall when hoohoo rides it next time... :)

[LMBCS.net]

Hello,
I was in Howard Sterns building he lives in today delivering something to one of my customers. I stuck an O&A WOW sticker in the elevator.

Sorry to post this in here but for some reason I cant start threads. I know I dont post here often, but Ive never abused the boards. Who can I email regarding this.

Todays show was funny but I am getting sick of hearing that old bag.

To bad you couldnt have put one right on his front door. But either way Id love to see his face when he sees it. Good job! :clap:

As for starting new threads theres a time/posting matrix for new members to post new threads. It may also have to do with recent activity. Just be active and no personal attacks and yu will be granted permission soon.

[Big A$$hole]

To bad you couldnt have put one right on his front door. But either way Id love to see his face when he sees it. Good job! :clap:

As for starting new threads theres a time/posting matrix for new members to post new threads. It may also have to do with recent activity. Just be active and no personal attacks and yu will be granted permission soon.

Yeah I figure it may be my activity. I have been a member of this board since the WNEW days though. Look at my join date. I just lurk mainly.

If I knew where his suite was, I would have got his door. Next time I'll try to find out somehow :)

[Dryblood]

collin is an animal ha ha ha

[Farm Flufer]

If I knew where his suite was, I would have got his door. Next time I'll try to find out somehow :)

I'd be willing to brt it's the penthouse

[MikeyBiggs]

$500,000,000 / 1.7million Suckius subscribers = $294 cost per subscriber. Nice business plan. (Yes I know its a replay but I missed the first hour. bleh.)

You need a little more math..


$294 per sub over 5 years works out to $58.80 per year... Or about $5.00 a month per sub over 5 years... That's not including the sheep that will follow him in January... The one thing they probably won't lose on his him.... Everything else they do will eventually kill them... This also won't include the ad revenue he's going to bring in... He's already made mention a few times that he won't have, "nearly as many commercials"... That doesn't sound like commercial free to me...

[Sajix]

You need a little more math..


$294 per sub over 5 years works out to $58.80 per year... Or about $5.00 a month per sub over 5 years... That's not including the sheep that will follow him in January... The one thing they probably won't lose on his him.... Everything else they do will eventually kill them... This also won't include the ad revenue he's going to bring in... He's already made mention a few times that he won't have, "nearly as many commercials"... That doesn't sound like commercial free to me...


Prior to the Stern announcement, Sirius was losing 4 dollars per month per subscriber. IE it costs 16 dollars to run that shithole and morons pay 12 dollars a month for it.


Regardless, Hoo Hoo will be paid in a mixture of stock and cash. The problem is that when he is paid 100 mil in stock, he will dilute the hell out of their earnings and that will look very bad to investors who will continue to keep it in the 4 - 6 dollar range because their EPS will never rise out of the shitter. XMSR is not that better of a stock to buy, but its future is far, far better.

The sad thing is, 5 dollars a share for Sirius is assuming they will catch XM in terms of subscribers. Investors have already built in (in terms of revenues, costs, etc. ) Sirius having 4 million subs.

My point? SIRI is a shitty stock that will be getting killed by Hoo Hoo's compensation package by about year 2 or 3

[MikeyBiggs]

Prior to the Stern announcement, Sirius was losing 4 dollars per month per subscriber. IE it costs 16 dollars to run that shithole and morons pay 12 dollars a month for it.


Regardless, Hoo Hoo will be paid in a mixture of stock and cash. The problem is that when he is paid 100 mil in stock, he will dilute the hell out of their earnings and that will look very bad to investors who will continue to keep it in the 4 - 6 dollar range because their EPS will never rise out of the shitter. XMSR is not that better of a stock to buy, but its future is far, far better.

The sad thing is, 5 dollars a share for Sirius is assuming they will catch XM in terms of subscribers. Investors have already built in (in terms of revenues, costs, etc. ) Sirius having 4 million subs.

My point? SIRI is a shitty stock that will be getting killed by Hoo Hoo's compensation package by about year 2 or 3

Not a Hoo Hoo fan by any stretch and I hope Sirius shits the bed, but reality tells me they may still be alright... Howies got probably 10 mil listeners right now.... If 20% get sirius it's another 2 mil subs putting sirius right near the 4 mil mark they are hoping for... Then you have the 25 or 30 subs that Marths stewart is bringing in and they are that much closer... {sarcasm**

Also it depends on the actual breakdown of that $500 mil... How's it structured?? Part of that $500 mil is to build his studio, and pay for his supporting cast... I know $500 mil is $500 mil, but it may be front end loaded to build the studio... You take a bigger loss the first year (tax write offs and so on) and make up a lot of ground in years 2-3-4... Again, pure speculation, but you never know...

[montanavirus]

if anyone wants to call sue johanson her show is on sundays at 10pm eastern time... her number is 1-888-393-8255It was good to hear she still has fun on her show. Dr. Ruth has just been calling it in for years. Of course Dr. Ruth invented the vibrator on the taint, so she is just pissed this old bag is ripping her off.

I know, this is late, listening to the replays - it takes a while for the signal to get to the Rockies. :icon_sad:

[coiledchico]

http://www.afterelton.com/music/2005/5/sirius.html

sirius sucks

[MarshmallowRain]

Yeah, the woman isn't supposed to ask the man...The man is supposed to leave his pregnant wife and and get down on one knee and ask the other whore to marry him.

Good one jersey joe, I have lost any respect I even had for brittney and j lo since they broke up two families. Sure Fedderline is more to blame but only reason Brittney's mom never told her daughter this wasnt right like a good mom should do is because she didnt want to lose out on her share of her daughter's fortune. J lo basically didnt care if she tore a family apart, as long as she got her way thats all she cared about.

[aoy1995]

Hello,
I was in Howard Sterns building he lives in today delivering something to one of my customers. I stuck an O&A WOW sticker in the elevator.

Sorry to post this in here but for some reason I cant start threads. I know I dont post here often, b