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HummerTuesdays
05-18-2005, 02:48 PM
What part of "Cancel my TV service, but keep my cable modem as is" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? Instead of having bi-lingual customer service reps, how about giving me someone that can understand fucking English???? And it's supposed to be *my* fault that I've had free internet service for two fucking months???? Silly me, I thought that for ONCE you might have actually gotten something right.

It's been 3 years of fucking hassles and describing your customer service PATHETIC doesn't even come close to the horror that it actually is!

I can't wait to move out of my fucking building so I can get a dish.

PCLoadLetter
05-18-2005, 03:22 PM
The Dolans are a nice bunch. The old man and his wife are good tippers.

What this has to do with your cable modem is yet to be determined... :icon_mrgr

ASSBAG
05-18-2005, 03:47 PM
Yes F cable!!

HummerTuesdays
05-18-2005, 03:55 PM
The Dolans are a nice bunch. The old man and his wife are good tippers.

What this has to do with your cable modem is yet to be determined... :icon_mrgr

My home ISP is optimum on-line. I don't give a fuck what they call it. When I have a problem, the Optimum customer service 888 number goes right to Cablevision's customer service. Fuck 'em all.

I'm sure the Dolans are nice and big tippers. Whatever. I never said "fuck the Dolans." They run a company with a fucking CS department full of people that fuck up more often than Ricky.

jrewing5
05-18-2005, 04:48 PM
Cablevision sucks ass. I had to argue with them the other night cause they turned off my movies on demand. It was thier fuck up too and the woman gave me the biggest fucking attitude. The worst part was that we were really stoned and ready to watch a movie, and that's how my night ended up instead. Fuck Cablevision.

PCLoadLetter
05-18-2005, 06:31 PM
I'm sure the Dolans are nice and big tippers. Whatever. I never said "fuck the Dolans."

Golly.

Am I buggin' ya? Didn't mean ta... booog ya. :icon_mrgr

Just interjecting with pointless comments, as is the norm around here.

giant pop tart
05-18-2005, 07:27 PM
The Dolans are a nice bunch. The old man and his wife are good tippers.

What this has to do with your cable modem is yet to be determined... :icon_mrgr


F the Dolans. Their son is a tool who couldn't even run a lemonade stand, but he is the reason for the NHL lockout. I get really pissed thinking about the fact that my Cable bill is subsidizing a mismanaged, overpriced team that sucks ass.

HummerTuesdays
06-09-2005, 11:36 AM
These bastards try to get money any way they can. I got the modem reconnected, but they also reconnected my video service. WHAT THE FUCK??? I NEVER asked to have my video service back.

And customer service can't handle the disconnect/cancellation of my video service, that needs to go to the "disconnect department." Fucking asshats.

And yet another 20 minutes of my life wasted because of their fuckups. I can't wait to move.

Carrr
06-09-2005, 02:43 PM
Direct TV, only way to go.

HummerTuesdays
09-14-2005, 02:21 PM
FOR FUCKING CRAIG'S SAKE!!!! CAN'T THEY GET ANYTHING RIGHT?????

I sent them what I believe is my final payment. I'm not paying those fucking asshat fuckface scumbags anything more than they deserve. I'm not paying for SERVICES THAT I DID NOT ASK FOR. I even sent them a letter detailing my dealings with their FUCKO customer service department and why I wasn't paying my bill in full. And what do these ILLITERATES do???? THEY SEND ME TO FUCKING COLLECTIONS.

FUCK YOU CABLEVISION!!!!!!!!! It's not the money, it's now the principle of the matter. You want this fucking $35?!?!? It's going to cost you more to collect than it will to write it off.

I hope that every one of the fuck ups that ever dealt with my account and continued to fuck it up dies in firey car wreck after a long battle with the HIV.

A giiiiiiiiiirl
09-14-2005, 04:38 PM
We're thinking about getting the whole iO package (25$ phone, 25$ computer, tv) anyone else?

HummerTuesdays
09-14-2005, 04:40 PM
I had no issues with the actual service (TV & internet), just the customer service monkeys that can't understand English if their life depended on it.

A giiiiiiiiiirl
09-14-2005, 04:43 PM
Come watch tv for free at my house.

I speak good English. :)

JoeyDVDZ
09-14-2005, 04:45 PM
giiiiiirl, is that offer open to anyone? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

HummerTuesdays
09-14-2005, 04:47 PM
Thanks for the offer, but I'm not in North Jersey any more. And don't get me wrong, they CS asshats seem to SPEAK English well. It's just that when you ask for something, you probably won't get it. At least not the first time. Even if you make them repeat the request back to you and summarize the actions taken at the end of the call they still get it wrong.

A giiiiiiiiiirl
09-14-2005, 05:08 PM
giiiiiirl, is that offer open to anyone? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

<333 Joey, 'course!

JoeyDVDZ
09-15-2005, 01:00 AM
<333 Joey, 'course!

I should have re-worded that.... not just ANYONE, but is it open to THIS one! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

Idolizer
09-24-2005, 08:35 PM
Yeah... YEAH FUCK CABLEVISION in there hairy shitfilled asses

Idolizer
09-24-2005, 08:40 PM
We're thinking about getting the whole iO package (25$ phone, 25$ computer, tv) anyone else?

the 25 for each or whatever only stays like that when you order them all together like for the first time not having cablevision or some shit then the prices all go up to i think 39.95 or some shit

Michael Agosta
09-24-2005, 11:41 PM
I miss my LOGO channel. Gotta love the gay and lesbian channel.

HummerTuesdays
09-25-2005, 07:35 PM
since this thread hasn't died...I attempted twice to fax my explanation that I'm not paying for service that I did not authorize. The fax is either busy or doesn't pick up. I've now sent my letter and support via certified mail. I will be writing the consumer utilities board (or whatever their name is), too.

LetsDoThisLucas
09-25-2005, 08:46 PM
i have opt online and i havent had a problem with it (its very fast :icon_bigg ) besides them never sending me my free gift i was supposed to receive for siging up for the service 2 yrs ago....

but CS reps for every fuckin company on the planet nowadays seems to be outsourced to non-american asshats and if they arent nonamerican they are dumb-ass golfers....

i had a retarded conversation with a woman from the phillipenes after calling the 800 CS number for linksys the other day it took me 5 minutes for her to understand and take down my info and my italian last name

giant pop tart
09-26-2005, 12:56 AM
since this thread hasn't died...I attempted twice to fax my explanation that I'm not paying for service that I did not authorize. The fax is either busy or doesn't pick up. I've now sent my letter and support via certified mail. I will be writing the consumer utilities board (or whatever their name is), too.

Jersey?

Board of Public Utilities.

HummerTuesdays
09-26-2005, 10:05 AM
Thanks, GPT. I've got the address on the back of my Comcast bill. Maybe that's what I'll "work on" today. :)

ol' Cabey leg
10-03-2005, 12:22 AM
FU Cablevision for not taking OLN of off the sports tier. I'm sure you would lose so much money if people didn't have to pay for their survivor re-runs anymore. Only local NHL games for cablevision customers and no playoff coverage. FUCK YOU

giant pop tart
10-03-2005, 10:54 PM
Cabey... OLN is providing their feed for FREE to all cable/satellite services for opening night (Rags/Flyers... will be blacked out anyway... thanks fer nuttin). I'm kind of suprised they're not showing Crosby's debut... but you can watch that on FSNY.

And if you're concerend with playoff games, when your fishsticks get eliminated :action-sm, you can always come by the swamp and watch my Center Ice satellite feed in the parking lot, while I'm inside.

Jimmy's Dignity
10-05-2005, 09:28 PM
Fuck you Cablevision is right!! Only local NHL games...well you FUCKING JIZZ BAGS, I live in CT...the fucking Rangers are LOCAL!!

Get AIDS and die Dolans:icon_evil

pipe
10-05-2005, 10:09 PM
[B]I work for a cable company thats locally own cable company and I know that 75% of our customers are with us because of that. They like the fact that they can talk to the owner and not a employee. And Comcast is buying a company that overlaps the company and they are a aggressive company they will give service out for free to just make my company sell out. So how do you win against Cable companys like Comcast and others you hack the systems and just mess things up and make it hard for them to fix it. I mean I don't care if we sell out or not because I come out alright either way. All I'm saying is that don't bash all cable companys we are not all like that. I have a lot of customers that have went to the dish and came back just because of the reason they get same day service on problems and things like that. I reckon I have said enough.

Just Invisible
10-06-2005, 12:52 AM
Fuck you Cablevision is right!! Only local NHL games...well you FUCKING JIZZ BAGS, I live in CT...the fucking Rangers are LOCAL!!

Get AIDS and die Dolans:icon_evil

Yeah. I live in New York and couldn't watch the Rangers game because it was not on MSG. It was on some random channel that I do not get on Cablevision. What the fuck! Fuck you Cablevision for not letting me see a lot of Rangers games this season. :icon_mad:

JavaLogBoy
10-13-2005, 07:30 AM
cablevision what kind of cable company is that sound very generic. what next wires o' channels.

Justin
10-14-2005, 03:39 PM
Fuck Cablevision. Not only they have horrible cable service, but the fucking dolans can't run the Knicks and Rangers right.

HURR HURR, lets trade for a guy who can fucking collaspe on the court at any time!