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kloraferm
05-19-2005, 08:50 PM
I'm sorry but if you can't silence your loudmouth kids at a movie, then stay the fuck home. When I was a little kid my parents took me to alot of movies, and it was an unwritten rule that when the movie's on, you kept your trap shut which I still do, and I was always able to still enjoy the movie without neverending babble. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I have a problem with kids going to see a movie. I really don't fault them, they're just being kids. I'm talking about the selfish, inept parents who since they never learned to teach their kids certain etiquette basics, have to ruin everyone else's time.
ASSBAG
05-19-2005, 08:59 PM
You should dump Nyquil in their Coke...that will fix em.
Smoke
05-19-2005, 10:03 PM
I coulda swore this was discussed on the show recently... Love ya kloraferm.
It's all because NuAge Parents (tm) think any physical punishment is abuse, when a well placed shot to the ja..., er, butt will put 'em back in line.
Mike H
05-19-2005, 10:13 PM
I blame the parents and the kids. I have no problem yelling at a kid in a movie theater if he cannot shut the fuck up.
I second your "FU" for sure though.
THE FEZ MAN
05-20-2005, 01:09 AM
I just sat though “Revenge Of The Syith” with my eight year old son (whom, for the most part, remained silent and on the edge of his seat) while a pack of wild golfer pups ran up and down the isles giggling and yelling. I’ve made it a habit of taking my boy to the movies as often as possible and with the exception of a few brief questions about scenes or lines of the film, silence has been the rule. Well of course there is the obligatory piss break but I do get the bucket o’ cola myself so i do have to agree SHUT THE FUCK UP
kloraferm
05-20-2005, 06:27 PM
I coulda swore this was discussed on the show recently... Love ya kloraferm.
It's all because NuAge Parents (tm) think any physical punishment is abuse, when a well placed shot to the ja..., er, butt will put 'em back in line.
Sorry, been very busy lately so I haven't been able to listen to an entire show straight through in a while. Must've missed it.
zagman76
05-20-2005, 06:29 PM
Here's a card for their parents:
http://gbehh.com/cards/images/belatedfuck_card.jpg
:)
roche
05-20-2005, 06:42 PM
The only place I will go see a movie these days is a place called the Studio Movie Grill. You will rarely ever have that problem with kids becuase most parents refuse to take their kids to a place that serves alcohol during the movie.
stevethrower
05-20-2005, 06:51 PM
The only place I will go see a movie these days is a place called the Studio Movie Grill. You will rarely ever have that problem with kids becuase most parents refuse to take their kids to a place that serves alcohol during the movie.
Nice... or might I suggest the last showing... less likely to be rug rats there... then again then you get the fucking teenagers instant messaging each other...
Glenn Dandy
05-23-2005, 08:17 PM
Stopped going to movies all together, to many golfers making noise and acting all gangsta. Ill just get in trouble so i am forced to stay home. I have a bit of a bad temper and simply connot stand rudeness.
Mike H
05-23-2005, 10:23 PM
I generally only see midnight showings on the weekend. The shows are usually fairly empty and no kids or teeny boppers at the movies that late.
Sindweller
05-24-2005, 10:03 AM
I find children to be extremely annoying. When parents bring their little bastards into a restaurant that I am at, I have a difficult time not telling the parents that "Next time, you should consider an abortion"
kloraferm
05-24-2005, 08:11 PM
I find children to be extremely annoying. When parents bring their little bastards into a restaurant that I am at, I have a difficult time not telling the parents that "Next time, you should consider an abortion"
Actually those parents are the problem. They can't discipline their kids. The kids are just doing what kids do when their useless parents can't keep them in line. I'm not talking about beating them, I just mean doing what parents are supposed to do.
Chesters Mule
05-25-2005, 10:16 PM
Typical inbred idiots who are to wrapped up in themselves to take care of a child but they have to squirt out a few to keep up with the joneses.
We need mandatory sterilization...!!
O&AVirus&more
05-26-2005, 03:39 PM
I'm sorry but if you can't silence your loudmouth kids at a movie, then stay the fuck home. When I was a little kid my parents took me to alot of movies, and it was an unwritten rule that when the movie's on, you kept your trap shut which I still do, and I was always able to still enjoy the movie without neverending babble. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I have a problem with kids going to see a movie. I really don't fault them, they're just being kids. I'm talking about the selfish, inept parents who since they never learned to teach their kids certain etiquette basics, have to ruin everyone else's time.
I agree with you! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Harvey_Birdman
05-26-2005, 04:36 PM
We need mandatory sterilization...!!
Word!
http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~lifesci/images/photos/sterilization.jpg
dog_liverbuster
06-06-2005, 07:14 PM
there is nothing like getting geared up to go see a new release the day it comes out. especially if it's something that is supposed to be the movie of the year (even though every movie says it's gonna be the movie of the year). like the time that i went to see LOTR: Return of the King. we went to see the 12:01am showing the night it came out and the joint was packed. there were little kids every where, much to my suprise, with parents. i had some little bastard that would not stop making noise, kicking my chair and throwing popcorn in my hair. i finally got so pissed off that i turned around and screamed right in the little fucker's face and scared the shit out of him. his mom got all pissed and got one of the useless little pimple faced ushers and the little fuck proceeded to tell me that it was rude to yell during the movie. i promptly yelled at him about the stupid bitch and her little genetic disaster. then i yelled at him and told him i wanted to see a manager. i bitched up a storm to the manager and ended not only getting my money back but i gift certificate for $20 to the movie theater.
now, for my second FU:
this one goes out to the stupid ******* that like to talk back to movie screens during movies. i live in buffalo NY. there is a lot of black folk that inhabit the area. they usually don't cause much of a problem for me considering that i live in a subburban area with not too many "darkies" living in my area. however, if you go down town they are all over. o&a talk about rats and cockroaches in NYC, they should see how dirty the niggs that live in buffalo. not all, but most are complete fucking scum that do nothing but dirty up the city and yell that stupid ****** slang that they set up so the "white man" can't understand them. anyway, i went to go see the movie People Under the Stairs and this big fat blackie kept yelling at the actors during the intense parts. i was very upset but i didn't yell at her. i know better than to get up and yell at a ****** in a room full of them. however i will say what i was thinking:
"sit down and shut up you big stupid ******. they can't hear you, you stupid embarissment to your already annoying race."
unlike most racist fucks (I'm a card carrying member but i don't hate any one race, i have a general disslike for all forms of human being) I'm not mad at black people for being here. I'm mad at the fuck heads that decided to bring theme here. after all there was already an under developed race of people living here that instead of kicking them off of their land, we should have left the ******* in Africa and slaved the Indians.
:icon_evil
dog_liverbuster
06-06-2005, 07:20 PM
The only place I will go see a movie these days is a place called the Studio Movie Grill. You will rarely ever have that problem with kids becuase most parents refuse to take their kids to a place that serves alcohol during the movie.
Booze during a movie? where do i sign up? :icon_bigg :icon_cool :icon_mrgr :action-sm :) :rolleyes: :icon_roll :clap:
roche
06-06-2005, 07:47 PM
Booze during a movie? where do i sign up? :icon_bigg :icon_cool :icon_mrgr :action-sm :) :rolleyes: :icon_roll :clap:
They probally have a few in your area, just look around. They are awesome. Once you get hooked, you will never go to a multiplex again.
They also have good food at decent prices. I would rather pay seven or eight bucks for a nice hamburger and some fries versus five or six for some popcorn.
Buffcoat
06-06-2005, 08:15 PM
there is nothing like getting geared up to go see a new release the day it comes out. especially if it's something that is supposed to be the movie of the year (even though every movie says it's gonna be the movie of the year). like the time that i went to see LOTR: Return of the King. we went to see the 12:01am showing the night it came out and the joint was packed. there were little kids every where, much to my suprise, with parents. i had some little bastard that would not stop making noise, kicking my chair and throwing popcorn in my hair. i finally got so pissed off that i turned around and screamed right in the little fucker's face and scared the shit out of him. his mom got all pissed and got one of the useless little pimple faced ushers and the little fuck proceeded to tell me that it was rude to yell during the movie. i promptly yelled at him about the stupid bitch and her little genetic disaster. then i yelled at him and told him i wanted to see a manager. i bitched up a storm to the manager and ended not only getting my money back but i gift certificate for $20 to the movie theater.
now, for my second FU:
this one goes out to the stupid ******* that like to talk back to movie screens during movies. i live in buffalo NY. there is a lot of black folk that inhabit the area. they usually don't cause much of a problem for me considering that i live in a subburban area with not too many "darkies" living in my area. however, if you go down town they are all over. o&a talk about rats and cockroaches in NYC, they should see how dirty the niggs that live in buffalo. not all, but most are complete fucking scum that do nothing but dirty up the city and yell that stupid ****** slang that they set up so the "white man" can't understand them. anyway, i went to go see the movie People Under the Stairs and this big fat blackie kept yelling at the actors during the intense parts. i was very upset but i didn't yell at her. i know better than to get up and yell at a ****** in a room full of them. however i will say what i was thinking:
"sit down and shut up you big stupid ******. they can't hear you, you stupid embarissment to your already annoying race."
unlike most racist fucks (I'm a card carrying member but i don't hate any one race, i have a general disslike for all forms of human being) I'm not mad at black people for being here. I'm mad at the fuck heads that decided to bring theme here. after all there was already an under developed race of people living here that instead of kicking them off of their land, we should have left the ******* in Africa and slaved the Indians.
:icon_evil
Quick question, since I assume you were replacing "******" with "******". Why go through the trouble after you dropped a few N-bombs earlier in your rant?
I'm not disagreeing with you, mister - please don't get me wrong. It's just that you commit to calling our loud, movie-going friends "*******" when you begin, only to capitulate later on. Be proud of your racism, my brother!
By the way, I stay at home and watch movies now. I know my kids will be horrible in a theater, I can't stand dealing with the noise from the ****** crowd, and for the price of taking my family out once I can rent DVD's and load up on microwave popcorn for a month!
mainliner
06-07-2005, 01:19 AM
worse than an fing movie thather is a fing plane i had to spend an entire 7 hour flight with two kids crying three rows up from me on either side plus add in that im a rabid smoker and you can see the fun starting, i thought i was gonna kill someone i mean that moment of rationale when it makes sense, and the find parents one set of wich happened to be hazards (hasedic jews) would not do shit they kept telling the stewardess and the people around oh shes collicky so her teeth bother her well pardon fing me dont get on the damned plane.
dog_liverbuster
06-07-2005, 12:50 PM
Quick question, since I assume you were replacing "******" with "******". Why go through the trouble after you dropped a few N-bombs earlier in your rant?
I'm not disagreeing with you, mister - please don't get me wrong. It's just that you commit to calling our loud, movie-going friends "*******" when you begin, only to capitulate later on. Be proud of your racism, my brother!
By the way, I stay at home and watch movies now. I know my kids will be horrible in a theater, I can't stand dealing with the noise from the ****** crowd, and for the price of taking my family out once I can rent DVD's and load up on microwave popcorn for a month!
i actually spelled out the "n" word but found it to be edited later. i have no problems saying or spelling out the word "******". i can't stand them.
Peeler Pus
06-07-2005, 02:24 PM
Doesnt anyone know how to find the managers of movie theaters and complain to them? You either get the annoyances kicked out, or you get your money back, and then you dont go back to that theater again. I say if the black people are bieng annoying to you, start shooting. They wont see who did it in a dark theater, most noisy black people in movie theaters are broke, so they wont have guns. You 'll be able to get away with it. Thats what i would do. Only I dont complain about it, if im not gonna do anything about it.
dog_liverbuster
06-07-2005, 05:59 PM
Doesnt anyone know how to find the managers of movie theaters and complain to them? You either get the annoyances kicked out, or you get your money back, and then you dont go back to that theater again. I say if the black people are bieng annoying to you, start shooting. They wont see who did it in a dark theater, most noisy black people in movie theaters are broke, so they wont have guns. You 'll be able to get away with it. Thats what i would do. Only I dont complain about it, if im not gonna do anything about it.
i was only like 13 at the time or something like that and didn't have my pistol permit yet (i used to do security). i didn't have a gun yet either, or i would have shot the stupid ****** in her ugly, shit brown face!
i also found out, and i'm not sure if there are any of these theaters anywhere other than NY, but at regal movie theaters, if you leave 15mins b4 the end of the movie or more, and complain for any reason, they will give you your money back. i think i've done this at just about every regal theater in buffalo. :icon_evil
ASSBAG
06-07-2005, 07:09 PM
worse than an fing movie thather is a fing plane i had to spend an entire 7 hour flight with two kids crying three rows up from me on either side plus add in that im a rabid smoker and you can see the fun starting, i thought i was gonna kill someone i mean that moment of rationale when it makes sense, and the find parents one set of wich happened to be hazards (hasedic jews) would not do shit they kept telling the stewardess and the people around oh shes collicky so her teeth bother her well pardon fing me dont get on the damned plane.
Too bad they don't have a kids section on the wing.
dog_liverbuster
06-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Actually those parents are the problem. They can't discipline their kids. The kids are just doing what kids do when their useless parents can't keep them in line. I'm not talking about beating them, I just mean doing what parents are supposed to do.
i don't know what happened, but when i was brought up, my parents told me to respect my elders. i don't know where the fuck that idea went to but it don't get instilled like it used to. most of the little accidents these stupid yuppy fucks are bringing into this world have no respect for anyone. sure i got smacked around by my parents, when i deserved it. i don't know who the fuck gave these kids the idea they can sue their parents when they get smacked for acting like a retard, but we should castrate that stupid fuck ASAP! it's not abuse when the little fuck is out of control. :icon_evil :sperm: :piss :fu4: :AR15firin :hippie:
mainliner
06-07-2005, 08:09 PM
I took plenty of beatins from my rents when i was younger and i do mean beatins but i deserved them without a doubt. do i hold a grudge hells no getting a metal pasta spoon bent over your back straightens shit out real quick
Peeler Pus
06-07-2005, 10:05 PM
i don't know what happened, but when i was brought up, my parents told me to respect my elders. i don't know where the fuck that idea went to but it don't get instilled like it used to. most of the little accidents these stupid yuppy fucks are bringing into this world have no respect for anyone. sure i got smacked around by my parents, when i deserved it. i don't know who the fuck gave these kids the idea they can sue their parents when they get smacked for acting like a retard, but we should castrate that stupid fuck ASAP! it's not abuse when the little fuck is out of control. :icon_evil :sperm: :piss :fu4: :AR15firin :hippie:
Its gonna take a while (maybe another 15 years), but it will come back around to kids getting disciplined when shit gets out of hand. Doesnt anyone get kicked out of movie theaters anymore?
JavaLogBoy
06-08-2005, 12:55 AM
torrents have took me away from the movies.
yea and kids suck in movie theatres
suggestion: see more r rated films in the theaters
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