Do you ever just sit around and pretend you are Ben Sparks?

[LordJezo]

Just sit around in your room, alone, herkying and jerkying, saying dude a lot.
Anyone out there just sit around pretending they are Ben?

[ErikIsaHottie]

Nope. :)

[NUGHUFFER]

Wow that's just silly and no.

[SOS]

I herky and jerky pretending to be LJX all the time.

[Maynard K]

Yea, not so much... but I dozed off the other night and woke myself up with a big herk.

[reefdweller]

I am Ben Sparks

[click]

No way man. Last time I did that I was really late for work the next day.

[Hoagie]

Nope. :)Look at Hawk being the O&A sex symbol.:icon_mrgr

[Tax Kuntz]

woke myself up with a big herk.

http://www.uqg2k.com/arial/dancing.gif

:hi2: :doh:

[click]

Please don't make that your new sig Tax.
It's funny as hell though.

[Bach]

Just sit around in your room, alone, herkying and jerkying, saying dude a lot.
Anyone out there just sit around pretending they are Ben?
Do you like movies about Gladiators?

[ChlorofirmDiva]

i hate to admit, when someone say "thats crazy", i always will say "its nuts, its insane, tom brady was doing coke with *insert random celbrity here*". I hate you ben, but you're funny as shit. Keep laughing on mike, its one of the best hidden things on the show.

[Smoke]

Only when the inside of my nose is Columbian.

[Tax Kuntz]

Only when the inside of my nose is Columbian.

http://www.davidjulian.com/images/coffeeweb_1.jpg

Juan Valdez is Columbian:icon_roll

[iSpeakEloquent]

i hate to admit, when someone say "thats crazy", i always will say "its nuts, its insane, tom brady was doing coke with *insert random celbrity here*". I hate you ben, but you're funny as shit. Keep laughing on mike, its one of the best hidden things on the show.

i do make ben impression a lot like "dude, dude" and "crazy, nuts insane" when appropriate, but i do a lot of show impressions when they fit into whatever is going on. Most of my friends listen so they understand. You know how many times I crank out the price is right jingle, automatic laughter everytime.

[ol' Cabey leg]

Please don't make that your new sig Tax.
It's funny as hell though.

please do tax. i watched it for 10 fucking minutes

[KneeKnee]

I do play along with Jimmy when he imitates Ben, or when they mention him on air i say to myself "Dude, tom brady was doin coke, its crazy...." and so on.

[RedSoxFan]

I am going to pretend I am Ben tommorow & bang in to work & go the casino, I will also stuff a large bowling ball down my shorts so my hog matches up. Dude its crazy, its insane, its nuts!

[Coward Sterm]

Actually, I was just like Ben the other day. I forgot to show up for work as well.

[Deebomber]

Sorry pal but where I come from we don't say dude. It could get you shanked.

[al885]

I have gravy legs sometimes

[Yudumidiot]

Guilty, of saying crazy,nut, insane like a broken record. I would like to be him because he doesn't seem do much but party,show up late to work and has a monster mule. He should of been producing miss starr show instead of rick by those standards.

[CookieMonster]

I like to cackle like Ole Gravy Leg when someone at work tells a useless and supposedly humorous anecdote or a horrid joke they read in Maxim.

[Jay Douglas]

I couldn't act like Ben. My doodies aren't big enough,

[Premarital Sex]

I couldn't act like Ben. My cock doesn't drag along the bottom of the pool when I swim.

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

I couldn't act like Ben. My cock doesn't drag along the bottom of the pool when I swim.
My cock floats. the head looks like a bobber

[Tow Truck Tony]

I use the whole It's crazy line, but yeah I don't have the ben bulge goin on and if I don't show up for work, I get yelled at by the ....shoot nevermind forgot who i was again....there is no showing up for work...I am the boss....also i don' think my nose would be able to handle all that.....

[aoy1995]

Just sit around in your room, alone, herkying and jerkying, saying dude a lot.
Anyone out there just sit around pretending they are Ben?

Just dying to start a new thread, eh?

[freak8]

i would'nt mind

have a cool job

big hog
rich dad

with house in the cap

know everyone in show business
i would'nt mind this life

but i hate ben cause he has this life

and i never will:(