This just in from the XM online Guide Mario Cantone on Wed.

[generoso]

Yes our fav. fag comedian is coming back this Wed. to the show. Mario Cantone some luv him some hated him. I was in the love him camp....Should be interesting but than again the guide has been known to be wrong....

[Marine Pilot]

maybe he and lil' jimmy could do a monster rain demo.

how's that for a topper?

[MikeHimself]

i hate mario cantone. He is just really annoying and doesn't stop talking.

[SaltyDelights]

I can't wait to get my balls out.

[fandango86]

Good to see their getting the ghey back into the show.:icon_wink

[Tossed Salad]

was he the guy who had some kinda kid show in the late 80's? I can't remember the name.

[Swede Boy]

was he the guy who had some kinda kid show in the late 80's? I can't remember the name.
Steampipe Alley... Mario Cantone, the master of obscure female impressions

[Ballbuster1]

I didn't mind Mario. He wasn't the best guest on the show, but they had
alot worse. He had a recurring role in Sex & the City, so maybe he has
something to add to the show. We'll see.

[hellonice]

I think he's nominated for a Tony Award too for his one man show on broadway. He'll have something to add to the show.

[Save My Up's Dick]

I didn't mind Mario. He wasn't the best guest on the show, but they had
alot worse. He had a recurring role in Sex & the City, so maybe he has
something to add to the show. We'll see.
Same here, he was a funny guest, I thought his Cartman stoned was very funny.


Get your balls out!!!

[EllisLub]

Mario Cantone was hysterical on the show. I hope some of you are not confusing Mario for Gay Marco, now he was a dullard. Mario was always a great guest as far as I can remember. I'm glad to see them slowly bringing back the regular guests. Also I got a response from an email to Jim Florentine. He will be returning to the show as a guest in the next month or two.... Yaayyy That's Grrreat.. He was roomates with Jimmy so you know there will be some sick stories coming from them..

[Tax Kuntz]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/homo.gif


.............but he's good for a few laughs.

[WOWinWinston]

hmmm....this ought to be pretty funny. i've never heard of the guy. anything i might know him fro other than Sex in the City?

[Swede Boy]

hmmm....this ought to be pretty funny. i've never heard of the guy. anything i might know him fro other than Sex in the City?

He had a few appearances on tough crowd also

Mario Cantone was always great when on the show... The stoned cartman impression still gets me today...

He probably has the best Cartman impression out there, but even back in 02 it was getting old... that said i think he adds alot to the show

[generoso]

Mario Cantone was always great when on the show... The stoned cartman impression still gets me today...

and Get your Balls out!
I forgot about stoned cartman that was awesome voice...As for his Steampipe alley show in the 80's that show was so sureal it was on sunday morings my now ex-wife and i used to watch it eating breakfast laughing for all the wrong reasons.....classic tv that none has vid tape and is just in memories untill the altzhimers kicks in....

[gasbuddah]

hmmm....this ought to be pretty funny. i've never heard of the guy. anything i might know him fro other than Sex in the City?

just search for "stoned cartman" in any audio file sharing util, and you'll hear Mario doing one of the funniest bits I've ever heard.

GET YOUR BALLS OUT!!!! SLAP YOUR ASS UP!!!!!

[mongoose]

The XM newsletter also mentioned Jim Gaffigan coming in on thursday... He is one funny bastard also.

:)

[NUGHUFFER]

I dont care for Mario personally, I hate those over flamboyant gays. Just irks me. He is funny, but that over excited personality get's to me after a while. Gen. I used to watch steampipe alley also......too bad I was too young to find it funny.

[xStainDx]

pffft whats next the return of gay marco..

[Got One?]

i enjoyed his time on the old show, but not gay marco.
but it's not anybody's birthday, and not even the 4th of july. get your balls out!

[Manton]

I love Mario, and I'm happy as shit to have him back. The only person who can make "get your baaaallllls out" stuck in your head, and sing it in public (Khem's "get your cock out" also works).

And Gaffigan too? Very nice.

[Swede Boy]

pffft whats next the return of gay marco..

I think he tried the AYDS diet

[NorfCal]

The 2 guys from Myth Busters will be on Tuesday- not sure, but those 2 seem like a couple of flamers. Do you think they will hide the SHITDICK sign from these guys?

Gear up for a ghey week....

[PyrettaGirl]

Wow...I was just watching my Sex in the City DVD's and wondering when Mario Cantone was gonna be on again...it's sooooo exciting! :icon_lol:

[krunk]

I didn't mind Mario. He wasn't the best guest on the show, but they had
alot worse. He had a recurring role in Sex & the City, so maybe he has
something to add to the show. We'll see.

he's defintiley somewhere between the best (breuer, jay mohr) and the worst (dustin diamond, drew curtis)

[fasteddie350]

I saw somewhere that he's supposed to be on Hoo Hoo's show also.....I love how years ago Herr Douche would never have these guys on, like Otto and George, Colin Quinn, Breuer, Patrice and now Mario Cantone........I guess Herr Douche learned that these these guys are funny and bring a lot to the table

Although, considering he invented everything, how could of he learned "anything"...

************scratching my head, pondering that**************

[ImSalty]

does Mario Cantone also do the really gay "i don't care, i don't care" audio clip that they always play?

[Fruit Monkey]

thank god mario is a funny fucker ...........

[SweetRelease]

does Mario Cantone also do the really gay "i don't care, i don't care" audio clip that they always play?
I think that is Kevin Meaney. I could be wrong, so don't hold me to it.

[Neo_Is_God]

mario is funny hes got a comedy special on this coming sat on showtime

[Maynard K]

I"ll be getting my balls out, smacking my ass up and grabbing my penis, it's today!

"that could be the gayest thing i've ever heard!"
prof. anthony

[Aaron1]

I didn't mind Mario. He wasn't the best guest on the show, but they had
alot worse. He had a recurring role in Sex & the City, so maybe he has
something to add to the show. We'll see.

Have you ever said anything negative about the show, ever? Mario Cantone is awful. He is a no talent hack who if he wasn't gay wouldn't have an act. He's on the same talent/funny level of Ant from LCS fame.

[Manton]

Have you ever said anything negative about the show, ever? Mario Cantone is awful. He is a no talent hack who if he wasn't gay wouldn't have an act. He's on the same talent/funny level of Ant from LCS fame.

What did he do, kill your family? I wouldn't wish anyone to be like Ant, not my worst enemy. You can't just throw those words around, man.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

maybe he is half of the husband and wife team they were talking about... :icon_mrgr

[Aaron1]

What did he do, kill your family? I wouldn't wish anyone to be like Ant, not my worst enemy. You can't just throw those words around, man.

They have the same exact act. Except Cantone does voices. Does that make him better?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

They have the same exact act. Except Cantone does voices. Does that make him better?
one other difference... mario is funny

[Major Burns]

The XM newsletter also mentioned Jim Gaffigan coming in on thursday... He is one funny bastard also.

:)

Ugh... well, next to Dustin Diamond, anyone is hilarious.

[queeby]

ughhh, I can't stand him, I don't understand how Mario is much different from Pablo Francisco. He always talked over everyone. Jim Gaffigan is funny though.

Did Florentine and howard have a falling out, my girlfriend is a big Howard fan and said that he hasn't been on in a long time, and if he is coming on O&A, isn't that kind of like burning a bridge as far as Howard is concerned?

[click]

anyone catch Mario on the food channel? He was on with that
hot chick that does the $20 a day show. weird

[Floppygrandma]

I think he's nominated for a Tony Award too for his one man show on broadway.

Mario has a one man show? What guy did he get to star in that? *ba-dum-bump*

[THEO&ABUSDRIVER]

BUTT sEX........ SEX AND THE CITY IS OVER GO BACK IN THE CLOSET .

[stabmasterarson]

I have nothing at all against the gays, but that guy just uses his sexuality as a gimick......he's fucking awful

[PatFromMoonachie]

I think he tried the AYDS diet
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/ayds.bmp

[EdC]

This is a good sign. Some of the old comedians who used to come by and hang are finally trickling in.

[vice86]

huh....Cantone is on Stern this week too..interesting.

As for Steampipe Alley...I still can't believe the one skit he did back then....he recreated SILENCE OF THE LAMBS with the kids and he actually did the one part of the movie where the guy flung his splooge at Clarise and hit her in the face....but Cantone flug whipped cream off a pie at a young girl and then was saying "I GOT YOU!!! I GOT YOU"...just like in the move...I was like "no way did he just do that"..hahaha. SEXUAL DEVIANT!!!

NO ONE is more ghey then that annoying fooking Ant the Commedien...I HATE that guy with his over the top gayness.

[BIV]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! God I hate that guy.
Stupid I'm-funny-cuz-I'm-gay hack.
He should be lined up with I'm-funny-cuz-I'm-black hack and I'm-funny-cuz-I'm-a-chick hack and shot in the head.

[Smoke]

he's defintiley somewhere between the best (breuer, jay mohr) and the worst (dustin diamond, drew curtis)
Thanks, E-lo.
The 2 guys from Myth Busters will be on Tuesday- not sure, but those 2 seem like a couple of flamers.
I thought they were brothers at first. You might be on to something, but I've seen that same unusual behavior from groups of geeks...
BUTT sEX........ SEX AND THE CITY IS OVER GO BACK IN THE CLOSET .
Hi fella, first, turn off the caps lock, second, don't say your from MA. Thanks. :action-sm Also, your avatar is kinda creepy.

[Swede Boy]

I'm-funny-cuz-I'm-a-chick hack and shot in the head.
I do believe it's I'm-funny-cuz-I'm-a-dyke

[SuperGolfer]

Have you ever said anything negative about the show, ever? Mario Cantone is awful. He is a no talent hack who if he wasn't gay wouldn't have an act. He's on the same talent/funny level of Ant from LCS fame.

No way. Mario is funny, gay or not. Ant is a hack who leans on his gayness to try to get laughs.

[BIV]

I do believe it's I'm-funny-cuz-I'm-a-dyke
No, that one is different....but also appropriate.

[Swede Boy]

No, that one is different....but also appropriate.
Point taken

[Aaron1]

No way. Mario is funny, gay or not. Ant is a hack who leans on his gayness to try to get laughs.

I truly hope you're joking.

[BIV]

I truly hope you're joking.
He doesn't mean O&A Ant, but a comedian named Ant.
If that;s not what you meant, ignore me.

[log_on_wheat]

Mario was hysterical on the show and unfucking believably funny the two times I saw him at Carolines. Like, can't catch your breath funny!

(And I'm definitely what you would call a "tough crowd")

MARIO ROCKS! Even if he does prefer the johnson over the vag'!

[Nitwit Listner]

Mario = Funny

Ant the Homotransfagual Comic = unfunny

[LMBCS.net]

Mario definetly has his moments. He can be hysterical and his cartman impression is the best Ive ever heard. But he does ave a tendancy to not shut up and his annoying voice begins to wear on me. He is good in small doses.

[turdfrgsn]

mario is one damn funny shit dick and was always more gooder during the NEW dayz--i recall a priceless appearance when they had a couple of lesbians in there going at it w/mario & our own lil jimmy doing the running commentary, sort of covering all ends of the spectrum i suppose--at any rate, pure radio gold

also, it was def meaney who did the "i don't care" song, for those who were wondering

[Cosmo Kid]

Mario = Funny

Ant the Homotransfagual Comic = unfunny


+1

[Skeet Slambone]

It's not even 4th of July.

[Aaron1]

He doesn't mean O&A Ant, but a comedian named Ant.
If that;s not what you meant, ignore me.

You should've put quotation marks around the word comedian. Ant is literally a hack as he stole Carlin's bit about boxing and he stole a line from the movie Boiler Room. He and Cantone completely and utterly rely on the fact that they are gay for them to even have an act. If Cantone wasn't gay he'd be a more annoying Robin Williams. A "comic" who has diarrhea of the mouth with nothing truly funny to say. The fact that someone praised his Cartman voice is fucking retarded. EVERYONE does Cartman. That's like praising some Open-Mic'er for doing a solid Schwarzenegger. Cantone is so fucking predictable. All he does is go in studio and do his unfunny act. I give him 5 minutes before he does a stupid voice or some sort of horribly unfunny song. Frank Caliendo going into a Bush voice is more surprising than hearing Cantone doing his awful impressions. Hey Mario, get a new act.

[HUMMERJON]

Shitdick must be played with Mario sitting there, He can name more shit dicks since he is in the "gay mafia"


mario is one damn funny shit dick and was always more gooder during the NEW dayz--i recall a priceless appearance when they had a couple of lesbians in there going at it w/mario & our own lil jimmy doing the running commentary, sort of covering all ends of the spectrum i suppose--at any rate, pure radio gold

also, it was def meaney who did the "i don't care" song, for those who were wondering

[bailz]

he's defintiley somewhere between the best (breuer, jay mohr) and the worst (dustin diamond, drew curtis)

Oh wow, even E.Lo posts on wackbag. cool.

[righty]

i like mario s impression of cartman. Good to see O&A are getting back some of the old guests they had on WNEW. :clap:

[cigarsandscotch]

What happened to Mario Cantone calling in today. I wonder if he was too busy taking a Steampipe up the Ol' Alley. He always gave great radio. Too bad the shitdick never phoned in. Maybe tomorrow.