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Earth2murf
05-24-2005, 04:48 PM
my vote goes to the senator of New York,Hillary Clinton...Please God Give this whore pussy cancer....

d0uche_n0zzle
05-24-2005, 04:52 PM
I concur and would add anyone who happens to be driving in front, behind or along side of me.

Glenn Dandy
05-24-2005, 06:55 PM
Jane Fonda, Someone needs to shut that stupid c up once and for all.

kloraferm
05-24-2005, 06:59 PM
My personal vote has to go to my ex who got me arrested, hospitalized, fired, cost me tens of thousands of dollars and got me evicted from my old apartment this past summer. It takes a special kind of sociopathic gal to do that in less than a month. But at least I'm not bitter. :icon_conf

ChrisH
05-24-2005, 07:06 PM
It's a tie between all girls who have ever knowingly and falsely accused a guy of sexual assault for some ulterior motive.

Etherfiend
05-24-2005, 07:09 PM
:piss2 Judge Judy

Fruit Monkey
05-24-2005, 07:12 PM
my vote goes to the senator of New York,Hillary Clinton...Please God Give this whore pussy cancer....


you never met my x wife have you? :action-sm she makes u wanna suck hillarys dick

Tossed Salad
05-24-2005, 07:14 PM
The biggest cunt?

I would say it's a tie between douche nozzle and Tax Kuntz
:icon_mrgr

Swede Boy
05-24-2005, 07:20 PM
Lady Di(e) ....everytime i hear "hi, how are ya?" from that fat drunken bitch it sends a chill through my spine, and makes me want to shove chopsticks into my eardrums just to cancel out the pain

PorchMonkey4Life
05-24-2005, 07:43 PM
My personal vote has to go to my ex who got me arrested, hospitalized, fired, cost me tens of thousands of dollars and got me evicted from my old apartment this past summer. It takes a special kind of sociopathic gal to do that in less than a month. But at least I'm not bitter. :icon_conf
ok... this is a story you must tell... you can't just leave us hanging with that...
I vote for that cunt Genene gorafalo or how ever you spell that bitches name

MetalSign
05-24-2005, 07:55 PM
How's aboot Yoko Ono...

Bach
05-24-2005, 08:03 PM
It's a tie between all girls who have ever knowingly and falsely accused a guy of sexual assault for some ulterior motive.
I have to agree 100% with ChrisH. I have unfortunately known far too many guys -- good friends -- that have gone down and had their lives ruined because of some vindictive twat who wanted revenge for whatever reason.

Women that do this are petty, jealous, and spoiled, not to mention huge gaping, flapping cunts.

THE FEZ MAN
05-24-2005, 08:13 PM
im gona jump up and say almost all bitches and my wife is leading the pack

Sack of Chisels
05-24-2005, 08:25 PM
Judge Judy should really have "CUNT" tattooed on her forehead.

PrncssNikki
05-24-2005, 08:34 PM
My personal vote has to go to my ex who got me arrested, hospitalized, fired, cost me tens of thousands of dollars and got me evicted from my old apartment this past summer. It takes a special kind of sociopathic gal to do that in less than a month. But at least I'm not bitter. :icon_conf

That is a cunt.

BillyBeer
05-24-2005, 08:35 PM
Boys, lemme tell you 8 out of 10 claims of sexual abuse or domestic violence by women are bullshit. Thats been my experience, because im the one who takes the reports and investigates them.

top ten most common bullshit reasons to call the police on your man.

10. I got drunk and let a few guys fuck me, woke up and had to tell my Daddy something = I dont know what happened they drugged and ***** me.
9. My husbands gonna find out im a cheating whore so I'll get a restraining order against my lover.
8. I'm bored with my relationship. Drama is more gooder
7. My pussy is the only one on the planet and if he thinks he can fuck it and not call me well then I'll show him.
6. Their girlfriends get in their head and convince them that they are living an abused life because their husband wont pay attention to them.
5. They get invloved in a bad relationship, realize they made a mistake and instead of ending it like an adult call the police.
4. find a scumbag guy, pay all his bills, let him move in and when he has bled you dry expect someone else to get you out of it.
3. Get married way to young because of baby fever, pop out three kids before you have an education and a job, then realize you can have half of everything just because the spark has gone out of your marriage.
2. Stalk, harrass, spy on, assault, lie, cheat and steal from your man but call the cops on him anyway because the law has to side with you.

and the number 1 reason is because women are more devious, selfish and underhanded than men and the hide behind a mask of physical and emotional softness.

postalrage
05-24-2005, 08:58 PM
I'm going to have to go with judge judy myself. i would shot myself if I had to wake up next to that old wrinkled cunt everymorning.

Earth2murf
05-24-2005, 09:05 PM
The psyco ex girlfriend is a real stain i hope all the cell time she uses sending that dude messages gives her brain cancer

cableone12
05-24-2005, 09:33 PM
my chick when she's on the rag.(it starts about 3 days earlier)

ChrisH
05-24-2005, 09:38 PM
my chick when she's on the rag.(it starts about 3 days earlier)

My gal starts PMSing on the thursday before and starts having her time tuesday/wednesday the next week. Although she is never even close to a cunt, just really emotional.

kloraferm
05-24-2005, 10:05 PM
ok... this is a story you must tell... you can't just leave us hanging with that...
Quick version:
Started seeing her about a year ago. A few months later she was getting kicked out of her place that she shared with her ex from a few years ago. I told her she could stay with me for a while (we agreed on a few weeks). One night at 3 am after going to see friends for a few days she called and told me she was *****, so like a gullible idiot I drive upstate to get her. As we're leaving the motel, she causes a major scene and I got locked up for several days. It was basically guilt by association where afterwards I was locked in what was 1 step above a dungeon where I didn't eat and was bitten by alot of different insects which caused my legs to swell up to the point where I couldn't walk. It fucked my back up where I was delerious and for a day thought I had seen my parents and friends killed (the charges were eventually dropped when it became obvious that I did nothing except be in the wrong place). After a week of recovery at my parents house I decided to go home, she shows up a few hours later apparantly to pick a fight with me. I decide to go out and later that night return to find her in my bed naked and straddling the ex who allegedly "*****" her and who I forbade from being in my home. I told them both to get out and when they refused I called the cops to escort them out. She eventually returned after tearing off the plates on my car. I went to file a report and was told by the police that if I returned (to my own home), I'd probably be arrested again on her accusation alone. She continued to remain as a squatter there until about December. The old job heard about my little incident upstate and fired me for not telling them, even though the charges were still pendidng & I couldn't discuss it with anyone except my attorney, and excess absense, even though they told me to take a week when I got back from the hospital and the 3 other doctors I had to see (with notes from each). I'm okay with that now. I was looking to leave anyway, I just wanted it to be on my own terms. The money I spent was on bail, hospital & doctor bills, legal fees, the crew I had to hire to retrieve my stuff, my car impound fee and the settlement to get out of my lease from my old landlord. The cute thing is; this was money I had set aside to buy a house. All because of two naieve decisions I made trying to help someone out. The most expensive lesson I might've ever learned.

Wow, I can't believe that was the short version. I don't usually open up this much, and although I've only met a few of you in person, I oddly didn't mind writing this. I suppose that's a compliment, but I could be wrong. I also haven't totally given up on dating so perhaps that means I haven't fully learned my lesson yet.
Well thanks for listening. Now let's get back to the fun :icon_wink

abudabit
05-24-2005, 10:06 PM
Women aren't cunts. They're loving, and special, and misunderstood. Walk a mile in thier shoes, and you will see - they're just like us.

kloraferm
05-24-2005, 10:08 PM
Women aren't cunts. They're loving, and special, and misunderstood. Walk a mile in thier shoes, and you will see - they're just like us.
I agree. I think it's the same as any group; there's always exceptions.

cableone12
05-24-2005, 10:09 PM
HOly shit Klor. i feel for you man.you are def. a better man than me, i woulda put a bullet in her head.

ChrisH
05-24-2005, 10:11 PM
Women aren't cunts. They're loving, and special, and misunderstood. Walk a mile in thier shoes, and you will see - they're just like us.

Does your back look like Denzel's in Glory, you whipped bastard? :action-sm

Just kiddin, gals.

kloraferm
05-24-2005, 10:14 PM
HOly shit Klor. i feel for you man.you are def. a better man than me, i woulda put a bullet in her head.
Thanks buddy, I appreciate that. Fortunately for her, I'm not into revenge. Although I've recently become aware of her new address upstate (translation: new meal ticket), just in case I ever change my mind.

ChrisH
05-24-2005, 10:17 PM
Thanks buddy, I appreciate that. Fortunately for her, I'm not into revenge. Although I've recently become aware of her new address upstate (translation: new meal ticket), just in case I ever change my mind.

Just some friendly advice: posts like these can be misconstrued (by her, her lawyer, the cops, etc.), especially in the context of the earlier one....just be careful what you write.

kloraferm
05-24-2005, 10:21 PM
Just some friendly advice: posts like these can be misconstrued (by her, her lawyer, the cops, etc.), especially in the context of the earlier one....just be careful what you write.
Thank you, but quite frankly I'd never do that, I was just venting. Besides, I know that neither her or anyone she'd know would have any idea about this site.

ChrisH
05-24-2005, 10:27 PM
Thank you, but quite frankly I'd never do that, I was just venting. Besides, I know that neither her or anyone she'd know would have any idea about this site.

I totally understand, it's just that I am in the "worst case scenario" business (lawyer) and love my fellow 'baggers.

Li'll Chi'en
05-24-2005, 10:36 PM
Yeah, Hillary Clinton Is one of the biggest cunt ive ever seen. She shall die!

pointblankJ9
05-24-2005, 11:16 PM
I know for sure that I can be a total cunt when necessary. I'm genuinely a warm, loving, generous person who will do just about anything for just about anyone. HOWEVER... if someone seriously tries fuck with someone I love, and I will go to any length to make sure they live to regret it.

Oh, and my boss. I am a cunt with my boss because he's the 'tough guy' type who all but comes out and blames PMS when a female disagrees with him. I tried reasoning for a while, but realized that it's more fun to play him as the fool that he is. I'll irritate the shit out of him by constantly proving him wrong (which is not hard), then when he comes out of his face, I complain that he's using intimidation tactics and creating a hostile work environment. It's a little sister tactic. I know it's cunty, but if you worked for this dude, you'd understand.

ChrisH
05-24-2005, 11:41 PM
then when he comes out of his face, I complain that he's using intimidation tactics and creating a hostile work environment.

Grrr....that is in the same vein as falsely claiming sexual assault (i.e. even if the allegation isn't true, you can't "unring" the bell, and may irreperably harm his reputation in ways you can't imagine). NOT cool. If he is a dick/unreasonable, find a way to retaliate on the merits (i.e. he is doing false expense reports, is taking too much time off, etc.), NOT making false claims.

Seriously, doing so is BS.

BLACKIEhugeHANDS
05-24-2005, 11:59 PM
Back in the wnew days... the radio chick gets my vote for biggest "C"

Cunt
05-25-2005, 12:42 AM
me

pointblankJ9
05-25-2005, 01:19 AM
Grrr....that is in the same vein as falsely claiming sexual assault (i.e. even if the allegation isn't true, you can't "unring" the bell, and may irreperably harm his reputation in ways you can't imagine). NOT cool. If he is a dick/unreasonable, find a way to retaliate on the merits (i.e. he is doing false expense reports, is taking too much time off, etc.), NOT making false claims.

Seriously, doing so is BS.

Hold on... you misunderstood. I don't make false claims or allegations - EVER. I use nothing but real accounts of actual events at all times. I've tried to argue, I've tried to reason...at this point, it's just a matter of beating him at his game. For example, he's demanded that I write up one of my staff members (who's been there for 10 years) for telling a customer the truth about a system malfunction - when I refuse to threaten the girl because she didn't know what the stock lie was, next he wants her written up for using the wrong tense of a verb in an e-mail. I refuse and it becomes a long stand-off. He doesn't back down because to him that's a sign of weakness.

Now he's going to write me up if I don't do this. So, before I get written up, I submit my complaint that 'I can't perform as a manager and build a team under such a person, and I fear retaliation if I don't speak up soon.' All true, except the part that I fear for my job. Honestly I hate my job, and don't want to work for him. I used the frightened "help me, I'm scared of the big bad wolf" part to get my digs in while I have a voice. He won't back down unless someone's telling him "easy, killer, you don't know your own strength and it's going to get us into trouble"

So now, I pretty much bring him to that point and then make my doe eyes when his blood's boiling. Temper temper!

I know that's wrong to do, like teasing a dog on a leash...that's the cunty part. I'm not making shit up though. No need to.

NikDaSchwugie
05-25-2005, 05:54 AM
My roommate's mom, for knowing my roommate was abused nightly for years and years (what kid has seven miscarriages?) and not doing a fucking thing.

Sinn Fein
05-25-2005, 06:18 AM
It's a tie between my ex and her mother.

ChrisH
05-25-2005, 11:05 AM
[QUOTE=ChrisH]Grrr....that is in the same vein as falsely claiming sexual assault (i.e. even if the allegation isn't true, you can't "unring" the bell, and may irreperably harm his reputation in ways you can't imagine). NOT cool. If he is a dick/unreasonable, find a way to retaliate on the merits (i.e. he is doing false expense reports, is taking too much time off, etc.), NOT making false claims.

Seriously, doing so is BS.[/QUOTE

Hold on... you misunderstood. I don't make false claims or allegations - EVER. I use nothing but real accounts of actual events at all times. I've tried to argue, I've tried to reason...at this point, it's just a matter of beating him at his game. For example, he's demanded that I write up one of my staff members (who's been there for 10 years) for telling a customer the truth about a system malfunction - when I refuse to threaten the girl because she didn't know what the stock lie was, next he wants her written up for using the wrong tense of a verb in an e-mail. I refuse and it becomes a long stand-off. He doesn't back down because to him that's a sign of weakness.

Now he's going to write me up if I don't do this. So, before I get written up, I submit my complaint that 'I can't perform as a manager and build a team under such a person, and I fear retaliation if I don't speak up soon.' All true, except the part that I fear for my job. Honestly I hate my job, and don't want to work for him. I used the frightened "help me, I'm scared of the big bad wolf" part to get my digs in while I have a voice. He won't back down unless someone's telling him "easy, killer, you don't know your own strength and it's going to get us into trouble"

So now, I pretty much bring him to that point and then make my doe eyes when his blood's boiling. Temper temper!

I know that's wrong to do, like teasing a dog on a leash...that's the cunty part. I'm not making shit up though. No need to.

Sorry, my appologies, I misunderstood. I'm just sensitive to the issue, that's all...

ChrisH
05-25-2005, 11:38 AM
Breaking news: That owl-eyed CUNT has just been charged with the false police report---FOR FALSELY CLAIMING A SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grrr, I hope they give that twat jail time.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7976893/

ASSBAG
05-25-2005, 12:13 PM
I decide to go out and later that night return to find her in my bed naked and straddling the ex who allegedly "*****" her and who I forbade from being in my home. I told them both to get out and when they refused I called the cops to escort them out. She eventually returned after tearing off the plates on my car. I went to file a report and was told by the police that if I returned (to my own home), I'd probably be arrested again on her accusation alone. She continued to remain as a squatter there until about December.


How can someone be so fuckin crazy, they refused to get out. I'd probably be in shock for the sheer stupidity. Man I feel for ya.

pointblankJ9
05-25-2005, 12:36 PM
[QUOTE=pointblankJ9]

Sorry, my appologies, I misunderstood. I'm just sensitive to the issue, that's all...

None are necessary, sweety. I'm just glad I was able to clarify.

ASSBAG
05-25-2005, 12:55 PM
I once worked with a guy who married this bitch who was seriously jeallous.
He couldn't go to the store alone, because she didn't want him looking at the girls on magazines like People.
He could only watch the Discovery channel and only if she was with him.
He couldn't watch Alladan with his daughter because she didn't want him to look at Princess Jasmine...no joke you can't make crap like this up.

pointblankJ9
05-25-2005, 01:02 PM
I think I work with his wife.

ASSBAG
05-25-2005, 01:04 PM
I think I work with his wife.


Kick her in the twat for me :action-sm

Glenn Dandy
05-25-2005, 03:57 PM
I agree. I think it's the same as any group; there's always exceptions.

NO there isnt. You havnt learned squat yet Klor.

I work with 200 guys and they all tell the same story. Eventualy " ITS THE BITCHES THATYLL GITCHAS!"

No exceptions, if you think your girls the exception.... You will someday be in for a rude fucking awakening i promise.My sons mother the sweetest lil shy angel i ever met, turned into SATAN, in one weeks time when her mind was made up to start playing the new guy.

Stay one step ahead. you dont have to listen to me, but you should.

kloraferm
05-25-2005, 04:03 PM
How can someone be so fuckin crazy, they refused to get out. I'd probably be in shock for the sheer stupidity. Man I feel for ya.
Thanks pal. I never said I felt too smart about my decision process that fateful week, but what's done is done. It's behind me now and I appreciate the kind words written to me, but I don't live in the past, and I'm truly not asking for pity. Thank you all anyway, that's very kind of you. (no sarcasm intended...boy, that's sorta new to me! :icon_wink)

kloraferm
05-25-2005, 04:14 PM
NO there isnt. You havnt learned squat yet Klor.

I work with 200 guys and they all tell the same story. Eventualy " ITS THE BITCHES THATYLL GITCHAS!"

No exceptions, if you think your girls the exception.... You will someday be in for a rude fucking awakening i promise.My sons mother the sweetest lil shy angel i ever met, turned into SATAN, in one weeks time when her mind was made up to start playing the new guy.

Stay one step ahead. you dont have to listen to me, but you should.

I totally understand where you're coming from, and I've been there numerous times, and seen enough to know that not everyone is alike which is why I approach my life with alot more caution than I did before. Which is why I won't let myself be taken advantage of again. Thank you though.

Buffcoat
05-25-2005, 04:44 PM
I would like to add Dr. Laura to Hilary and Judge Judy. My personal "Axis of Evil".

Anyone ever considered a media assault on Dr. Laura's radio show? I think she's on XM somewhere. The only problem would be getting enough competent women to call in. I'm sure that man-hating, self-righteous cunt doesn't let us fellas get past her call screener!

CallmeQtie
05-25-2005, 05:14 PM
My boss is a cunt. I hate her!

IDontCare05
05-25-2005, 05:29 PM
My boss is a cunt. I hate her!


haha I think we all knew that. You express that a lot here. :icon_mrgr

kloraferm
05-25-2005, 09:20 PM
My boss is a cunt. I hate her!
Maybe she & my ex would get along famously. :icon_wink

FishinForBabies
05-25-2005, 09:21 PM
Hillary clinton...hands down

Hot Soup!!
05-25-2005, 09:30 PM
Biggest Cunt?

Simple

http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar8544_1.gif

Major Burns
05-25-2005, 10:24 PM
Jasmin St. Claire.

And yes, I'm aware the question is "who is," not "who has."

Contact_markm
05-26-2005, 08:30 PM
I would like to nominate myself for giving free gmail invites on the wrong forum because I cannot start a new thread.

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-2b867b1087-0d04a82e79-aa2c5be7a9

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-2b867b1087-a2dd6eeeb8-390a4dbe32

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-2b867b1087-f53db0cc00-533d3ef3b4

kidconnor
05-26-2005, 09:46 PM
Hold on... you misunderstood. I don't make false claims or allegations - EVER. I use nothing but real accounts of actual events at all times. I've tried to argue, I've tried to reason...at this point, it's just a matter of beating him at his game. For example, he's demanded that I write up one of my staff members (who's been there for 10 years) for telling a customer the truth about a system malfunction - when I refuse to threaten the girl because she didn't know what the stock lie was, next he wants her written up for using the wrong tense of a verb in an e-mail. I refuse and it becomes a long stand-off. He doesn't back down because to him that's a sign of weakness.

Now he's going to write me up if I don't do this. So, before I get written up, I submit my complaint that 'I can't perform as a manager and build a team under such a person, and I fear retaliation if I don't speak up soon.' All true, except the part that I fear for my job. Honestly I hate my job, and don't want to work for him. I used the frightened "help me, I'm scared of the big bad wolf" part to get my digs in while I have a voice. He won't back down unless someone's telling him "easy, killer, you don't know your own strength and it's going to get us into trouble"

So now, I pretty much bring him to that point and then make my doe eyes when his blood's boiling. Temper temper!

I know that's wrong to do, like teasing a dog on a leash...that's the cunty part. I'm not making shit up though. No need to.

All right lets go off track...
Point...I hear ya, Not easy working for a macho scumbag. But I STILL can't stand the Doe eyes- big bad wolf routine. Such a tatic is often used by women and other minorities in and out of the workplace. And yes I am a white, caucasion, hetrosexual, catholic male with no group backing me up for anything. While in your case it may be justified, to you, it leads the way for those who use it as a crutch. Just to clarify I am not attacking you personally but the tatic you use, because that tatic is widely used where it is not applicable and has caused many a men bad times. Some who have never recovered (allegations, while proven false, always linger). Alright moving back on point

F Hilary Clintonn
And throw that biatch Penny Crone from the news, Jane Fonda, and
Maggie Gyllenhaal (movie girl who blamed America for (9/11 recently)

okie
05-26-2005, 11:01 PM
I feel for ya Klor mine ran off with a friend of mine and my tax returns she forged but fuck her im dating 2 girls now and livin large hoo hoo

FoundryMusicScott
05-27-2005, 03:04 AM
Sorry to call anyone this, but definitely Janeane Garofalo. I'm sure Ben and Stink would agree with me (as well as the boys); I listen to Air America Radio at least ten minutes a day, to hear the other side, but that C curdles my insides every time she speaks, especially since she has no idea what she's talkng about.

sender_name
05-27-2005, 03:47 AM
Here is one for all you Boston people, Mia Hamm! She was Nomar's Yoko...That poor bahstad's life has spiraled into the crapper ever since she came along..I don't harbor any ill will towards him anymore, but her...she is a Cunt...



Ps...This was my 100th post!

Hudson
05-27-2005, 03:57 AM
My ex girlfriend:
She had gallstones and had to have her gallbladder removed. I got my brother in law, a surgeon, to come down from maine to oversee/do the operation and everything for pretty much free, I pay for most of the other hospital bills out pocket...she gets home and bails on me only saying that "I had problems"...

FoundryMusicScott
05-27-2005, 10:41 AM
Hudson, does that mean she broke up with you? Or was she simply yelling at you? Could it have been a side effect from the surgery or the drugs she was on? Kind of curious about this one.

ASSBAG
05-27-2005, 12:17 PM
Ann Coulter

Lil'JimmysMule
05-27-2005, 02:40 PM
Barbara Streisand & Madonna get my vote.

okie
05-27-2005, 03:05 PM
Sorry to call anyone this, but definitely Janeane Garofalo. I'm sure Ben and Stink would agree with me (as well as the boys); I listen to Air America Radio at least ten minutes a day, to hear the other side, but that C curdles my insides every time she speaks, especially since she has no idea what she's talkng about.
DITTO :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

turdfrgsn
05-27-2005, 03:12 PM
cameron diaz

ChrisH
05-27-2005, 03:34 PM
Andy Dick.









what, nothing?

pointblankJ9
05-27-2005, 05:25 PM
All right lets go off track...
Point...I hear ya, Not easy working for a macho scumbag. But I STILL can't stand the Doe eyes- big bad wolf routine. Such a tatic is often used by women and other minorities in and out of the workplace. And yes I am a white, caucasion, hetrosexual, catholic male with no group backing me up for anything. While in your case it may be justified, to you, it leads the way for those who use it as a crutch. Just to clarify I am not attacking you personally but the tatic you use, because that tatic is widely used where it is not applicable and has caused many a men bad times. Some who have never recovered (allegations, while proven false, always linger). Alright moving back on point



Owww that hurts! Hey man, no means no...get off me!!!


Seriously, I actually agree. If I thought I was doing a decent or good thing I wouldn't have put it in this thread. Not proud of it, and I won't try to defend the behavior. Not making a habit of it, though. It's certainly not 'how I roll' on a normal basis.

giant pop tart
05-27-2005, 06:53 PM
Angie Mettler

She's the north Jersey cunt that thinks bears are more important than people. A bear attacks a guys dog, in his screened in porch, the guy shoots the bear, and the next day Angie is there with her signs. Another guy has the state game department set a bear trap in his backyard because of a chronic "problem bear", and she decides to come to his house and "educate him". He tells her to leave, she jumps in the trap.

Major Burns
05-27-2005, 06:58 PM
Ann Coulter


I heart you, ASSBAG. :clap:

ASSBAG
05-27-2005, 08:07 PM
I heart you, ASSBAG. :clap:


Aw schucks :icon_redf

Bushwood
05-27-2005, 08:31 PM
Christiane Amanpour. Achh. Her name alone makes me want to vomit. She looks like that helmet/mask thing that Arnold wore as a disguise in Total Recall. I'd like to see her head split open.
Once more, achh.

Hudson
05-27-2005, 09:03 PM
Hudson, does that mean she broke up with you? Or was she simply yelling at you? Could it have been a side effect from the surgery or the drugs she was on? Kind of curious about this one.
Nope this was after she recouperated. I later found out she was banging one of my friends at the same time 'cause she wanted to have a baby. Even though she kept telling me she was on the pill, so a condom was unnecessary, I wore one just in case.

DonkeySausage
05-27-2005, 09:05 PM
my vote goes to the senator of New York,Hillary Clinton...Please God Give this whore pussy cancer....


I second the nomination. That big hairy slobbering medicaid spitting bleeding heart carpetbagging no good cuckolded cunt of a woman.


EDIT: To quote that Van Wilder guy in Blade Trinity.... "You cock juggling Thunder CUNT".

kloraferm
05-27-2005, 09:47 PM
cameron diaz
What did she do?

Chesters Mule
05-27-2005, 10:13 PM
I have to go with Star Jones. Some should sew her asshole shut and feed her until she explodes.

Begbie
05-28-2005, 01:15 AM
Four way tie at the top:

Hillary Clinton - presidential wannabe CUNT
Jane Fonda - traitor CUNT
Janeane Garofalo - uninteresting twat CUNT
Susan Sarandon - Googly eyed activist CUNT

LilEvilGrin
05-28-2005, 02:04 AM
NO there isnt. You havnt learned squat yet Klor.

I work with 200 guys and they all tell the same story. Eventualy " ITS THE BITCHES THATYLL GITCHAS!"

No exceptions, if you think your girls the exception.... You will someday be in for a rude fucking awakening i promise.My sons mother the sweetest lil shy angel i ever met, turned into SATAN, in one weeks time when her mind was made up to start playing the new guy.

Stay one step ahead. you dont have to listen to me, but you should.

dude ur right on the money.. I can be cunt-ish at times.. but usually I have to put forth some REAL effort.BUT on the flip side, men can be just as bad.It's all about the timing... I say joke em if they can't take a fuck
but my vote for queen cunt has to be the twat who almost ran me off the road today in her big SUV.. I hope she dies in a firey crash

Diceman Cometh
05-28-2005, 03:02 AM
Four way tie at the top:

Hillary Clinton - presidential wannabe CUNT
Jane Fonda - traitor CUNT
Janeane Garofalo - uninteresting twat CUNT
Susan Sarandon - Googly eyed activist CUNT

I concur, sir...especially on the first one.

abudabit
05-28-2005, 03:05 AM
I dunno, I think of Hillary as more of a twat then a cunt. Now Janeane, she's a cunt.

khemystri
05-28-2005, 04:09 AM
Boys, lemme tell you 8 out of 10 claims of sexual abuse or domestic violence by women are bullshit. Thats been my experience, because im the one who takes the reports and investigates them.

top ten most common bullshit reasons to call the police on your man.

10. I got drunk and let a few guys fuck me, woke up and had to tell my Daddy something = I dont know what happened they drugged and ***** me.
9. My husbands gonna find out im a cheating whore so I'll get a restraining order against my lover.
8. I'm bored with my relationship. Drama is more gooder
7. My pussy is the only one on the planet and if he thinks he can fuck it and not call me well then I'll show him.
6. Their girlfriends get in their head and convince them that they are living an abused life because their husband wont pay attention to them.
5. They get invloved in a bad relationship, realize they made a mistake and instead of ending it like an adult call the police.
4. find a scumbag guy, pay all his bills, let him move in and when he has bled you dry expect someone else to get you out of it.
3. Get married way to young because of baby fever, pop out three kids before you have an education and a job, then realize you can have half of everything just because the spark has gone out of your marriage.
2. Stalk, harrass, spy on, assault, lie, cheat and steal from your man but call the cops on him anyway because the law has to side with you.

and the number 1 reason is because women are more devious, selfish and underhanded than men and the hide behind a mask of physical and emotional softness.

tl;dr

khemystri
05-28-2005, 04:16 AM
Some cockblocking girl I know....

Four of her friends were interested in me, over an eight month period....
and as soon as she found out, each one of them would ice over....
It was literally synchronized with the phone call...

What the fuck!!!?!?!?!??!

Cockblocking CUNT... (I think she overheard friends and me,
making fun of her... behind her back :icon_mrgr )

(I REALLY liked one of the girls too.... dated a couple weeks, before the
awful cockblocking whore discovered we were an item)

:rolleyes:

kidconnor
05-28-2005, 01:14 PM
Owww that hurts! Hey man, no means no...get off me!!!


Seriously, I actually agree. If I thought I was doing a decent or good thing I wouldn't have put it in this thread. Not proud of it, and I won't try to defend the behavior. Not making a habit of it, though. It's certainly not 'how I roll' on a normal basis.


Its alright, any girl who listens to O and A is a notch above the rest in my book. And any girl who fights dirty, and admits it dirty, to show up some deekhead who deserves it gets two notches...*tussle*

Major Burns
05-28-2005, 01:38 PM
tl;dr

Don't bother with crib notes, you didn't miss much. :action-sm

fandango86
05-28-2005, 03:14 PM
The biggest cunt I've ever seen was Premarital Sex's

pointblankJ9
05-28-2005, 04:09 PM
Its alright, any girl who listens to O and A is a notch above the rest in my book. And any girl who fights dirty, and admits it dirty, to show up some deekhead who deserves it gets two notches...*tussle*

aww, thanks.. do i get any extra tussles for bringing girls to the studio to get topless and kiss while Tippy Tom jerked off? Not that I need anything for that...it was so satisfying in and of itself.

kidconnor
05-29-2005, 03:40 PM
aww, thanks.. do i get any extra tussles for bringing girls to the studio to get topless and kiss while Tippy Tom jerked off? Not that I need anything for that...it was so satisfying in and of itself.

You had me until the Tippy Tom jerking off image ruined the two girls image.......... but yes extra tussles and whatever else you may want.....

Dugout Doug
05-30-2005, 04:00 PM
you never met my x wife have you? :action-sm she makes u wanna suck hillarys dick

I'll challenge that one, I have those taped calls of my ex-wife, I'll put them up against anyone any time.