Jessica Simpsons Vag

[TheArtist]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/5370/jessicanick96qc.jpg

[ASSBAG]

Okay terrific!

[Chester'sLiver]

Everybody 1 ..... 2 ....... 3 ....... Moonachie!!!!!!![edited] OK now there is a pic so its all good! [edited] And what a pic it is! :icon_eek:

[Seth]

there's a weird optical illusion thing happening there. I thought the shadow was the bikini bottom and the rest was her actual twat in shadow! Took me quite by surprise until I realized what I was looking at. Man, I'd hate to be a celeb.

[meverha1]

there's a weird optical illusion thing happening there. I thought the shadow was the bikini bottom and the rest was her actual twat in shadow! Took me quite by surprise until I realized what I was looking at. Man, I'd hate to be a celeb.

The bikini bottom is at a strange angle given the position of her legs. That along with the shadow makes me think this was photoshopped.

[Aaron Burrito]

there's a weird optical illusion thing happening there. I thought the shadow was the bikini bottom and the rest was her actual twat in shadow!

I don't think it is an optical illusion. It looks like that is a black bikini bottom.

[bubbawadd]

I just don't see it

[commish13]

There's no vag there. Good angle and nice side boob, but not much else.

[TheArtist]

http://img165.echo.cx/img165/4460/untitled5we1.jpg

[Rob]

nice cans...

[commish13]

There's nothing there... that's just the black bikini bottom. You see her inner thigh of her right leg. You'd need to pull the bottoms to the side a tiny bit to see anything, but there's nothing in that picture.

[Tossed Salad]

real or not, I'd still munch on it for a while

[commish13]

http://galleries.juicybucks.com/pf/1/jessica-simpson/1/images/jessica-simpson-07.jpg

This one is closer, I'd say.

[Swede Boy]

It's absolutely vag, i thought it wasn't at first, bu after staring at it for a minute it's easy to see

[TheArtist]

There's nothing there... that's just the black bikini bottom. You see her inner thigh of her right leg. You'd need to pull the bottoms to the side a tiny bit to see anything, but there's nothing in that picture.


THERE ARE NO BIKINI BOTTOMS ON!!!

Its the shadow...Its goes all the way across her lower body and her hands

[commish13]

That's no shadow. There's a shadow on the right side of the bottom, but it's just a black bikini bottom that she's wearing. Notice how the right side of it is darker... a shadow on the black bottoms.

[ChrisH]

THERE ARE NO BIKINI BOTTOMS ON!!!

Its the shadow...Its goes all the way across her lower body and her hands

You, sir, are retarded. She IS wearing Bikini bottoms, and the darker part is the shadow. The shadow by her hand is caused by the top of her leg (knee).

It is a great cameltoe pic, but not vag. Writing it with all caps won't make it true.

[cableone12]

wow such controversy over snatch...

[commish13]

It's not just any snatch, though, it's Jessica Simpson snatch. After a little picture searching after this thread, I've decided that bar none, Jessica is easily the hottest of the teenie pop star craze of the late 90s. She's fucking insanely hot.

Damn that Nick Lachey.

[Buffcoat]

Are you guys crazy? Who cares what it looks like or appears to be? The bottom line - we would all be on that in a heartbeat!

As Lil Jimmy would say, "Stop with the semantics."

Also appropriate when referring to most of this argument - "That is so sociopathic I don't even know how to respond to it."

[agentcg]

Thats no optical allusion, that is her vagina and what a vagina it is.

[Tossed Salad]

If she's gonna lay out without her bikini bottoms, then why doesn't she just go all out, and tan nude?!?!?!

[APortablePhone]

Allow me to use the Chewbacca Defense...

http://www.connect-dots.com/Poofs/chewbacca.jpg

Why would she be sunbathing with a bikini top on but no bottoms. That does not make sense...that does not make sense!

[agentcg]

Its Jessica fucking Simpson, thats why! Her whole thought process doesn't make sense. Open your fucking eyes people.

[Hoagie]

Are you looking at a different picture than me?

[ChrisH]

It's possible that his monitor is crappy or the lighting is bad in his office. It is definitely a bikini bottom, with good cameltoe, nothing more.

[agentcg]

I am looking at the big one at the top of the thread. Now you explain to me how that is not her snatch.

[Hoagie]

The camel toe isn't really very good, either. There's a wrinkle in the bottoms but not where the slit would be.

[LOGAN]

she has bottoms on. its is impossible for a shadow to fall on a shadow and there is obviously two different levels ofdarkness there. period end of story.

[commish13]

I think it's been sufficiently explained, agent.

[agentcg]

Oh, I was going with the logic that her bottoms would match her top. I get it now.My hopefullness clouded my judgement.

I stink.

[kse 8585]

She without a doubt has bikini bottoms on.... I don't know how to post pics in this but go to www.drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com and it's like a few articles in..... there is many more papparazzi pics of her, all with bottoms on.

[kse 8585]

Here's a nice shot
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/js43.jpg

As you can see, it is the same swimsuit and she DOES have bottoms on, given they are riding up her ass like a thong.

[commish13]

And if you wanna see more, just change the number. Woo~!

[Smoke]

It is definitely a bikini bottom, with good cameltoe, nothing more.

Eggzakkally. She looks good there... but unless she's showing pierced pink she's doing nothing for me.

[IDontCare05]

Here's a nice shot
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/js43.jpg

As you can see, it is the same swimsuit and she DOES have bottoms on, given they are riding up her ass like a thong.



Eh....it's an ok shot. Ass shots are always a plus though. :icon_mrgr

[Swede Boy]

It's absolutely vag, i thought it wasn't at first, bu after staring at it for a minute it's easy to see
I stand Cooorrrrected

[YUCK FOU]

it's her bottoms on with a camel toe showing....you have to look at it a bunch of times. i scrolled down and back like three times than i saw her bottoms on....it like one of those whacked out pictures of dots you stare at than suddenly you see the image....

[Tax Kuntz]

I think it's a Vag, with her bikini bottoms slid over to the right.(the darker part)
Doug is correct. The shadow is casting proportionately*(sp) to her arm.

The only thing I see is a darker outline of the shadow on the left side, but I still think that's a shadow. The material in the other photo's does not appear to be that "sheer" so it would not be easy to see the slit so easily.

[kloraferm]

Allow me to use the Chewbacca Defense...

http://www.connect-dots.com/Poofs/chewbacca.jpg
I'm not even sure if that makes sense, but it's still pretty funny. :icon_lol:

[Tax Kuntz]

A closer look



NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)_(better lighting)

[kloraferm]

A closer look

NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)
Oh my goodness!

[sender_name]

I'm not even sure if that makes sense, but it's still pretty funny. :icon_lol:


That makes sense...I thought it was a fantastic S.P. Reference! Great job! You see there was an episode, with a crime, and the lawyer was able to....well, if you get it, it makes sense :)

[commish13]

Ya know, I've been going through a lot of pictures since this thread came about, and I've come to the conclusion that Jessica Simpson has the best boobs ever, and if not best overall, then at least best celebrity boobs.

She wears the best cleavage-showing tops ever, but we'll need them unsheathed for real proof.

[kloraferm]

That makes sense...I thought it was a fantastic S.P. Reference! Great job! You see there was an episode, with a crime, and the lawyer was able to....well, if you get it, it makes sense :)
I know the episode. Haven't seen it in a while though. Just thought it was funny

[Douchebag Listener]

she has bottoms on. its is impossible for a shadow to fall on a shadow and there is obviously two different levels ofdarkness there. period end of story.


That's exactly what I was thinking. But honestly, if you can't even tell if it is vag and you're trying to convince yourself or others that it is, are you really getting off on it?

[turdfrgsn]

A closer look



NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)_(better lighting)


taco bell........i need to go to taco bell......

[BeltOfScotch]

A closer look



NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)_(better lighting)

Well Norton's off the show, he's gonna go wherever he has to to find that chick, jesus.

[Tossed Salad]

A closer look



NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)_(better lighting)

Hey Tax, don't you just want to stick your face all up in there?

[Yudumidiot]

A closer look



NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)_(better lighting) Thank i just heard Carlos Mencia on a worst of and now I want a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. Great pic but you used that in a that nika thread. Don't mind but I nead more from the same source.

[agentcg]

A closer look



NSFW (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/WorldRecordClam.jpg)_(better lighting)


You know its really amazing what a little change of lighting can do! :)

[vice86]

one of the worst photochops ever.

[Dryblood]

Some of u guys want to see her Vag so badly (I dont blame u guys) that you create an Illusion of Jessica Vag when there isnt Vag just a nice shoot of her Camel toe. To all u people that still think its Vag get a better monitor. Im looking at this on a 23 inch High rez screen and no Vag :(

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Uhhh...there's snatch in that shot....I have yet to see a flesh colored bikini bottom crotch with a vertical smile on it

[LOGAN]

Uhhh...there's snatch in that shot....I have yet to see a flesh colored bikini bottom crotch with a vertical smile on it

ok here is a very large expandable version of the same shot. look ma no (exsposed) vag.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/dawerd/TO%20POST/24052005062825_TheRock-JessicaSimpson-HawaiiVacation-10.jpg

[DjAnalLightBulb]

ok here is a very large expandable version of the same shot. look ma no vag.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/dawerd/TO%20POST/24052005062825_TheRock-JessicaSimpson-HawaiiVacation-10.jpg


That can't be the same pic....someone photo-shopped
not saying it's you sir...probably isn't

[sender_name]

Nice work...I am sick of people declaring vag when there is clearly no vag...You can see the bikini fold goes back and to the left....back and to the left....I declare shennanagins on the vag declaration

[Mavprick]

do people really think theres no bikini?

If its one big shadow why is there another shadow on top of it? Cant be a shadow within a shadow unless there were two suns in the sky that day at opposing angles and in different brightnesses.

Wheres the professor? he'll explain it

[turdfrgsn]

let's not start wacking our bags quite yet

i gotta concur

close

but no gaish

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Nice work...I am sick of people declaring vag when there is clearly no vag...You can see the bikini fold goes back and to the left....back and to the left....I declare shennanagins on the vag declaration


Christ man....funny...think I just tinkled a little

You managed a JFK and South Park referance in the same sentence. Nice work my friend

[Mommadeez4u]

How fucking stupid are you people?

The bikini bottom is the same fucking color as the string on her top.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

How fucking stupid are you people?

The bikini bottom is the same fucking color as the string on her top.

That's hurtful sir.

[SSNimrod]

God I love Fake Boobs

[kse 8585]

Who sunbathes without a bottom and keeps their top on? The other pics show her with the bottom on.

[Chester'sLiver]

Who sunbathes without a bottom and keeps their top on? The other pics show her with the bottom on.
All the pics show her with her bottoms on. It is so obvious that she has them on. I don't know how you see anything else.

[BeezerBlanks]

Found this on another forum its a series of photo's with her in the same bikini.... its obviously no vag. :action-sm

http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=js109wu9ae.jpg

http://img271.echo.cx/my.php?image=js113mx.jpg

http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=js85le6ql.jpg

http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js72dy5fh.jpg

http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js21wp9fk.jpg

http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js47ig0ag.jpg

This is the infamous "vag" shot
http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js14ju8dq.jpg

[turdfrgsn]

God I love Fake Boobs

i believe hers may be natural, sir

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Found this on another forum its a series of photo's with her in the same bikini.... its obviously no vag. :action-sm

http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=js109wu9ae.jpg

http://img271.echo.cx/my.php?image=js113mx.jpg

http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=js85le6ql.jpg

http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js72dy5fh.jpg

http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js21wp9fk.jpg

http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js47ig0ag.jpg

This is the infamous "vag" shot
http://img225.echo.cx/my.php?image=js14ju8dq.jpg

Shit now I'm seeing pussy again....you know the odd thing...I don't even find her attractive

[SSNimrod]

i believe hers may be natural, sir

Either way she's got a great set of "Fun Bags" huh?

[deathbycunt]

she's definetly retarded, but i still rail her

[TheRaven]

It is just a black bikini bottom. There is a shadow to the right side, against her leg which is the same shadow that is over her hand. You can also see the seem of the bikini bottom by what some of you are assuming is gash, towards to inner left thigh.

I would love to say it is real, but alas I think we are looking at a minor camel toe shot.

[sender_name]

Found this on another forum its a series of photo's with her in the same bikini.... its obviously no vag. :action-sm

http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=js109wu9ae.jpg




Wow, this first one here....all i can say is Ol' Sasquatch Foot. She has really got a set of man feet there...

[Buffcoat]

As I read through this thread, something is really bothering me. The correct spelling is "Vadge", so let's start getting it right.

I feel better now that I've gotten that log off my chest.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Wow, this first one here....all i can say is Ol' Sasquatch Foot. She has really got a set of man feet there...
Feet??!!...I didn't even know she had a head.

[BeltOfScotch]

As I read through this thread, something is really bothering me. The correct spelling is "Vadge", so let's start getting it right.

I feel better now that I've gotten that log off my chest.

Off track thread time. Are you kidding? It is definitely v-a-g.

[Tossed Salad]

As I read through this thread, something is really bothering me. The correct spelling is "Vadge", so let's start getting it right.

I feel better now that I've gotten that log off my chest.

sorry sir. We will make sure our spelling is absolutely correct with each reply that's posted :action-sm

[turdfrgsn]

Either way she's got a great set of "Fun Bags" huh?


she CERTAINLY does

[Buffcoat]

sorry sir. We will make sure our spelling is absolutely correct with each reply that's posted :action-sm

I could give a shit about your spelling on each reply - just the ones that mention the word "Vadge".

You can spell everything else incorrectly for the rest of your life for all I care.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Off track thread time. Are you kidding? It is definitely v-a-g.
I agree, definitely vag, short for vagina, no?

[kidconnor]

I smell a vadge vs. vag poll.....(insert joke here)

Definitely V-A-G
But I honestly never thought to spell it 'vadge'......

[postalrage]

all i have to say is "it's a wood floor." i would definitley eat it.

[Buffcoat]

Let me explain...

bag, fag, lag, rag, hag, gag, sag, etc. - they all sound the same, why should "vag" be any different?

fudge, dodge, badge, ridge, lodge...vadge! It's time to get hooked on phonics already, people!

[turdfrgsn]

but see there's no "d" in vagina

so it would be vag

and if we were doing it phonetically, it would be with a "j"
as in "vaj"

hmmm, this one may indeed need a poll..........

[BeltOfScotch]

Done and Done (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=27740)

[Buffcoat]

Jesus Christ - how the fuck did I put myself in the barrel here? I thought I was making sense. Oops.

Live and learn... :icon_mad:

[Chester'sLiver]

Jesus Christ - how the fuck did I put myself in the barrel here? I thought I was making sense. Oops.

Live and learn... :icon_mad:

I kind of did make sense but it's Vagina not Vadgeina......So that is why that is that. :icon_mrgr

[kse 8585]

All the pics show her with her bottoms on. It is so obvious that she has them on. I don't know how you see anything else.

Yeah I completely agree with you, I've been saying since the beginning that she had bottoms on.

[Porn Star]

yup

[Fruit Monkey]

now im pissed i cant find the pic or her on stage where u see up her shorts leg dam it

[sender_name]

now im pissed i cant find the pic or her on stage where u see up her shorts leg dam it

ummm....It's the 13th post of this thread, check page 1 :action-sm

[Fruit Monkey]

ummm....It's the 13th post of this thread, check page 1 :action-sm
really ?????????? maybe u see something i dont????????? :icon_mrgr

[commish13]

I posted it earlier in the thread, but the link went down pretty quick and I was too lazy to fix it. Here it is, hosted by me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/the86melon/Other/jessica-simpson-07.jpg

It's the second picture when you search "Jessica Simpson" on Google picture search.

[Chlorofirm]

bless google

[tysonpunchinguterus]

You gotta love a gal who gets up on stage and sings without any underwear--unless it's Aretha Franklin.

[kid afrika]

This thread contains the two stupidest arguments I think I've ever seen on the Internet.

1. She's obviously wearing black bikini bottoms. If you think otherwise, your monitor sucks.

2. It's V-A-G and it's pronounced "vaj". Why isn't it v-a-d-g-e? Simple, because chicks don't have a vadgina.

Oh, and I think it's been quite some time since Aretha was considered a "gal".

[agentcg]

^ I just love the fact that theres four pages dedicated to Jessica Simpsons vag.







there should be like 8 pages by now!

[Tossed Salad]

good find commish :clap:

[Clit Commander]

Regardless of whether or not she is wearing a bottom, if you look hard enough you can see it as her snatch is darkened by a shadow from her leg. I'm saying that if she is going bottomless, why is she wearing a top? I can at least see a bit of the camel toe if that is in fact a black bottom.

[turdfrgsn]

sweet jesus look, i can appreciate the enthusiasm
and oh yes, a bit of the ol' glove leather is definantly apparent in that particular shot

it's close

but no baby

and you know this

[khemystri]

At first, it fooled me as well... but upon further investigation, its bikini....

Very hot!!!

I dont like Jessica Simpson, but these pics are changing my mind.

[whoisisthis]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2328/ijessicasimpson7sr.jpg
finally a nip slip! NSFW

[d0uche_n0zzle]

The gossip reporters are all alleging a distance between the once cozy couple.

Her parents really seem like a couple of controlling asshats who passed that little trait on.

[Awesome Man]

It's still Jessica Simpson camel toe...good enough for me....SOMEONE GET THE VASOLINE