Beth from Seattle: Real Deal or An act?

[MarshmallowRain]

Just wondering what the consensus on here is on thinking that Beth from Seattle
is just putting on an act trying to stimulate the audience (which she even had me started during her call in today) or if she has had the lesbian experiences she actually says. I'm kind of middle of the road on this right now. I think that the first call she did earlier in the month was more real sounding, while today's sorta came across to me was a tad scripted. Surprised when Dee Dee was saying that she was faking it they didn't ask her to then show how it should be done lol.

[al885]

the title reminds me of Opie's over use of the phrase "the real deal".

[GravyMaster]

Listening to this now on the MyFi.....dear lord,

[tickie2]

it was hot, no doubt about it, but I too think it was an act. Everything O&A suggested ('did she go down you?') blah blah, she would agree ('o yeah that happened too'). She was just trying to get a rise, and she did. Fuck I'm a chick and I wanted to fuck her. I think she just knew what to do to get attention. After a few minutes I was saying to myself...this isn't real. She's a phone sex operator.

[pvburton]

She sounds like the daughter from the Hazleton prank... I wouldn't be surprised...

Wasn't her name Beth in that too???

[THEO&ABUSDRIVER]

The only thing I have to say is jimmy saved all people from geting into MVA's

[Mike H]

I'd rather not overthink it. As long as I don't do that, it is real in my mind, and frankly, that is good enough for me! :icon_mrgr

[click]

I'd rather not overthink it. As long as I don't do that, it is real in my mind, and frankly, that is good enough for me! :icon_mrgr

Hey, Mikes back! welcome back dude

[MarshmallowRain]

I'll have to try and catch it over the weekend on one of the replays but now that you mentioned that tickie 2 of course some would judge on how fast she agreed with whatever the boys asked. Was this the same story she told when I think Bill Burr was in the studio either end of last month or at the beginning of the month?

[Coward Sterm]

Beth from Seattle loves you. Every single one of you.

Allright, the song is over - Now get the hell out of the champagne room. Unless of course you're buying another lap dance.

[Mike H]

Hey, Mikes back! welcome back dude

Thanks, heaven decided I didn't belong and sent me back to the pests. :)

[EdC]

She's a fake but a good one.

[hobojd]

Just wondering what the consensus on here is on thinking that Beth from Seattle
is just putting on an act trying to stimulate the audience (which she even had me started during her call in today) or if she has had the lesbian experiences she actually says. I'm kind of middle of the road on this right now. I think that the first call she did earlier in the month was more real sounding, while today's sorta came across to me was a tad scripted. Surprised when Dee Dee was saying that she was faking it they didn't ask her to then show how it should be done lol.


I don't think you're allowed to question anything about the show on this messageboard.

We're supposed to jerk each other off and procalim how perfect every show is when posting here.

Check the search engine.......

[p.niggity]

I don't think you're allowed to question anything about the show on this messageboard.

We're supposed to jerk each other off and procalim how perfect every show is when posting here.

Check the search engine.......


hobojd, I'd like you to meet Carvin. Carvin, meet hobojd. Jugdesh and Sidney are sitting in the corner, perhaps you'd like to join them...

[Badgun]

All I can say is find me a gym that's open at 2 in the morning, and if you manage to do that, send in an older lesbian woman just as I'm finishing my 2 AM workout.

Sounds like Beth has been reading Penthouse forum way too much. I could have bought it if it had been on the east coast and had just happened at 10 in the morning, but who the fuck works out at 2 in the morning?

[jewishmullet]

Fake or not, all I know is I'm pissed at "Lil" Jimmy for ruining the moment. I'm a heroin addict w/ NO sex drive whatsoever and before she even started bangin' herself I had giant pulsating wood separating the seams of my Dickies. By the time she starts moaning I was about to make in my pants w/o even rubbing it. Then fucking Jimmy has come out w/ "Just drop it on my chest"

Dude, she asked you to say something to "put her over" and you HAD to make a joke, didn't ya' ??? It's just like Opie (? ... I think) said recently. Sometimes the show isnt funny, sometimes it's serious, sometimes informative or educational. This was a moment when they were TRYING to be serious. You ruined 4 million clown-punching sessions simultaneously.

Thanks a lot, fuckface.

[lucky]

Who cares if she was a fake or not? She was good and even had me start sporting. Brought more to the show than most do.


Jim should be shot for ruining that moment.

[KillerChris]

She sounds like a fat chick.....I am almost sure.

[FreeTheCricket]

hobojd, I'd like you to meet Carvin. Carvin, meet hobojd. Jugdesh and Sidney are sitting in the corner, perhaps you'd like to join them...

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

They all deserve each other.

By the way, Beth is a faker. Nice to listen to, but it sounded WAY too much like a phone sex line.

[FreeTheCricket]

Jim should be shot for ruining that moment.


Actually, that line got the biggest laugh out of me the whole damn day.

[Clocktower]

I swerved when he said that. It was the funniest line of the day.

I could care less if it's real or not. I get a rod so hard a cat can't scratch it everytime i hear it. BETH RULES!!!!!

[EdC]

Fake or not, all I know is I'm pissed at "Lil" Jimmy for ruining the moment. I'm a heroin addict w/ NO sex drive whatsoever and before she even started bangin' herself I had giant pulsating wood separating the seams of my Dickies. By the time she starts moaning I was about to make in my pants w/o even rubbing it. Then fucking Jimmy has come out w/ "Just drop it on my chest"

Dude, she asked you to say something to "put her over" and you HAD to make a joke, didn't ya' ??? It's just like Opie (? ... I think) said recently. Sometimes the show isnt funny, sometimes it's serious, sometimes informative or educational. This was a moment when they were TRYING to be serious. You ruined 4 million clown-punching sessions simultaneously.

Thanks a lot, fuckface.

Not me. I thought it was line of the day from Jim. It was well timed it was just subtle enough that it could have even made it through on FM. Absolutely perfect.

[HummerTuesdays]

All I can say is find me a gym that's open at 2 in the morning, and if you manage to do that, send in an older lesbian woman just as I'm finishing my 2 AM workout.

I have seen one or two gyms that are open 24 hrs. They open VERY early Monday morning and stay open until Friday evening. They open just days for Saturday & Sunday. Being open that late is rare, but not totally unheard of.

I really don't care either way. I couldn't listen at work and I happened to be out last night during the replay of the segement. If it gets you off, GREAT! If you think she's faking, oh well. There's more gooder radio to come. :)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

fake, fake, fake... but hot

[Rob]

my guess is that its the real deal...

[Carrr]

I just don't care!

[Mad Gerbil]

hot, hot, hot... but fake <-is more gooder thinks me

[RaycerX]

Don't care either. Wood in my pants is wood in my pants...

[jc_from_li]

probably fake, but she paints a nice picture.


jc

[Stormrider666]

Speaking of acts, there is something I have been thinking about lately. I'm not sure if I'm reading into it much, maybe hear what you guys think. The whole thing about Jimmy taking logs on his chest, I'm start to think, maybe a gag. I have been listening to the show since the beginning back in 98. Watch as Jimmy went from being a semi regular to the guy he his today. An great bonus to the show, but I'm thinking its a gag. I mean I know the yellow discipline is the real deal, but the logs on the chest, might be a gag. You know sort of the running gag about Don Rickles being his father. Just a theroy I have, could be wrong, knowing how much of a sick f***** he is

[bubbawadd]

Real....Fake? Don't care.

A good story is a good story.......even if Lil Jimmy does screw it up.

[willis]

hobojd, I'd like you to meet Carvin. Carvin, meet hobojd. Jugdesh and Sidney are sitting in the corner, perhaps you'd like to join them...

:clap: :clap: :clap:

and yeah, it sounded fake.. but like everybody else said, it was still hot.

[tstlkevanilla]

hobojd, I'd like you to meet Carvin. Carvin, meet hobojd. Jugdesh and Sidney are sitting in the corner, perhaps you'd like to join them...

:clap: :clap:

Too fucking funny :icon_mrgr

You forgot matrix80 :rolleyes:

I don't know about her story.. it could be real or it could not.. stranger things have happened.
She was definetly faking it on the phone though. And not even doing a good job of it either.. :icon_roll

[pike]

I'm glad someone else started this thread... I thought about but didn't want to start any shit.

The first call sounded authentic but yesterday's was a little um, hard to swallow. But it was definitely hot, and Jimmy's line was hilarious. I think that's what put me over in thinking it was fake. It was too perfect.

My momma always said.. if it's too good to be true, then it probably is

-Mike

[Buffcoat]

It may have been fake, but I keep telling myself it was real. Can't we all just tell each other that it was real? Let's all pretend we're in Rio with Jimmy and Patrice and stop ruining the fantasy.

Quick note - there's a chain of gyms on the West Coast called "24 Hour Fitness". A few other chains out west also stay open 24/7, so stop trying to ruin this for me. I'm gearing up for the replay this weekend!

...okay, I've decided - it was definitely real.

[wvphoto]

probably fake..
but i sat in my parking spot at the office for a few extra minutes .....
just listening..

good stuff

[MarshmallowRain]

There is a 24 hour gym in the city I live and I have gone in around 1 am when I didn't have any calls to go to. But usually when I decide the urge is striking me and I can't make it home, I'm not as fortunate as Beth says she has been and had another woman come in. So I can see where she could be the real deal, see if I can catch it on the replays over the weekend. If its the same story she told when she called in a month or so ago, hearing it again will turn me on but be more gooder if its a different encounter.

[jewishmullet]

Not me. I thought it was line of the day from Jim. It was well timed it was just subtle enough that it could have even made it through on FM. Absolutely perfect.

Yeah, looking back on it, it was a great line especially from a timing standpoint. I would have laughed hysterically if I hadn't been sweating, breathing heavily and thinking about ****.

[thetimp]

if i could download that audio i would. the first one was sooooo hot. Can someone tell me approximately when it would be on the replay?

[RIPChester&Rudy]

Go back to wednesday's listening thread timp and go about halfway in which should be about page 9 and go till you find when people first start talking about it. I believe it was either 15 minutes into the 3rd hour or 15 minutes into the last hour. More is pointing me to think the latter, because after biscuit tits ruined it lmao, believe they went into the gene snippen audio.

[LilConor]

Fake. But makes for some gooooood radio.

[krunk]

the title reminds me of Opie's over use of the phrase "the real deal".

that's the shit

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that's the shit
wasn't it Sharpe James, the mayor of Newark, NJ who used the tag line "The Real Deal" in his last campaign... what a typical golfer thing to do

[SeattleBeth]

Wow you guys have certainly put a lot of thought into this. I have no idea if you’ll believe me but all the gym stuff is true in fact I have a date with Amy tonight. As for phone masturbation you try to get worked up with a bunch of over analyzing nut jobs judging you.

[SeattleBeth]

I love you all anyway

[girthymac]

Wow you guys have certainly put a lot of thought into this. I have no idea if you’ll believe me but all the gym stuff is true in fact I have a date with Amy tonight. As for phone masturbation you try to get worked up with a bunch of over analyzing nut jobs judging you.
Hmmmm, another spectulation thread being spun off into another one.....here goes......is this the real Beth, or is it some fat trucker from des moines fucking with us?!?!

[girthymac]

And if you are the real Beth, i'm sure that this is a question that you will get a lot......do you have a pic??:)

[GlamSlam]

hobojd, I'd like you to meet Carvin. Carvin, meet hobojd. Jugdesh and Sidney are sitting in the corner, perhaps you'd like to join them...

Great reference! :clap: But, you forgot Clayton, Mohamet and Lonnie. :icon_lol:

[Douche_Chills]

"Drop it on me."

I want to believe...

[RIPChester&Rudy]

Given how past and current people of the show use this message board like pat from moonachie and stalker patti (even though pat is way more active despite his 4xl svelte form lol) and I believe henri (or however you spell his name) posted on here. Given that then more than likely seattle beth is the beth marshamallow rain started this thread on. The replay schedule this weekend has been a little screwy so didnt get a chance to hear wednesday's show again except for saturday but working graveyards I needed to go to bed. If anything interesting happens call in this week beth, or wait a few weeks so some people on here wont get tired of it.

[Got One?]

I'd rather not overthink it. As long as I don't do that, it is real in my mind, and frankly, that is good enough for me! :icon_mrgr

exactly. i don't worry if it's real or fake, which makes it real for me.

[SeattleBeth]

I have some pictures around here some where. I would post them but I don’t really know how. Should I put them as one of the pictures you can have with your name here on Wackbag? I also have to find a way to blur out my face so if you live in the area you would have to strip me down and make me pose in black and white to tell if it’s me.

[stevethrower]

Could just crop the head off I guess... or draw over the face in MSPaint (bleech) in black....

[Tossed Salad]

Who cares, just crank one out and forget about it. :action-sm

[NOTYOUSINKFER]

Who cares, just crank one out and forget about it. :action-sm

HELLO EXACTLY

[RIPChester&Rudy]

I can see why your being cautious beth because some of us on here will still be doubtful whether or not if the picture is genuine or not, because thats the nature of the internet.
So I'd say if you want some of us to have a mental picture of you that you don't ruined than don't. Good case in point is dee dee of course, half of us or slightly more than half liked her till we saw what she looked like.

[BobCat]

Fake

[Minge]

I have no reason to doubt her stories.

[NightStalker3]

There was a hottie from the Seattle area that posted here once.....She was a brunette though.

[FartHammer]

Just wondering what the consensus on here is on thinking that Beth from Seattle
is just putting on an act trying to stimulate the audience (which she even had me started during her call in today) or if she has had the lesbian experiences she actually says. I'm kind of middle of the road on this right now. I think that the first call she did earlier in the month was more real sounding, while today's sorta came across to me was a tad scripted. Surprised when Dee Dee was saying that she was faking it they didn't ask her to then show how it should be done lol.

Who cares? Either way I had a rod poking into my desk at work!

[RIPChester&Rudy]

I agree with what your saying there fart hammer. Guess you could say I was trying to present the advantages to not posting her pic by stating how some people were cringing when they saw dee dee's picture. If we knew say she looked like a cross between rosie o donnell and rue mc clanahan with a dash of jay leno thrown in, the rod factor of her calls would be non-existant. If anything interesting happened on your date beth feel free to fill us in.


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[SeattleBeth]

The date went all right. I think Amy is a bit crazy. We hung out for a while, and you know that feeling when you almost hear the emotional baggage being dragged behind the person you’re into? It kind of feels like motion sickness.
She is amazing in bed. And her body is incredible. But I think she’s nuts. Oh well, what can you do?

[krunk]

The date went all right. I think Amy is a bit crazy. We hung out for a while, and you know that feeling when you almost hear the emotional baggage being dragged behind the person you’re into? It kind of feels like motion sickness.
She is amazing in bed. And her body is incredible. But I think she’s nuts. Oh well, what can you do?

dodsssssssssssssssssssge her

[RIPChester&Rudy]

Well beth if your looking for a fuck buddy and you can handle the emotional baggage as you said you have a plus in the fact that she has an incredible body and is a dynamo in bed so go for it. Then try to find a girl who meets the other qualities your looking for and keep amy as someone who can rock your world till then. The best of both worlds you know.

[Got One?]

ok, here's a couple pictures of beth... looking good ya lucky gals out there!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/brian99xt/pic1new.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/brian99xt/smallfaceout.jpg

:clap:

[pike]

Nice.. keep 'em coming.. :)

-Mike

[Badgun]

The date went all right. I think Amy is a bit crazy. We hung out for a while, and you know that feeling when you almost hear the emotional baggage being dragged behind the person you’re into? It kind of feels like motion sickness.
She is amazing in bed. And her body is incredible. But I think she’s nuts. Oh well, what can you do?

Well you need to give more details so we can be sure if it's true. Who ate who and for how long and that kind of stuff. Just put it in penthouse forum style and we'll all be happy.

[Sinn Fein]

This thread needs a jizz-mopper...

[PizzaPussySanta]

naked wackbaggers is more gooder

[RIPChester&Rudy]

They arent considered good if im the wackbageer thats naked. I agree that details are good, hopefully we haven't ran her away.

[SeattleBeth]

I don't know what the deal is with this new law, but I'm 20. I'm not sure how you prove that. SO what's the deal is this law retroactive? Are they active shutting down web sites?

[pike]

"whaa" what site got shut down?

-Mike

[Got One?]

wh wh wh wh whaaaaaaaaaat?????????