Todd Schnit Mobilization

[montrof]

you can also call his morning show

[CunningLinguist]

Begins at 3pm


1-800 801-8199

serious questions only

Be careful! Todd has a history of violence. He might come looking for you.
And we don't want the Schnit hitting the fan

[Jon Benet]

:clap: We don't want schnit to hit the fan! :clap:

Also note some information givin by Ant. :

(Ultra?) conservative
Try to use his name cleverly like, schnit to hit the fan, schnit head, I gotta go take a schnit, etc.

[Etherfiend]

i missed something. what's going on? what did he do?

that tool is out of Tampa. i used to be stuck listening to him (nothing else around). he stinks.

i will be listening today for you pests :icon_mrgr

[houdini]

OAArmy.com for info and link to audio stream. Visit OAarmy and log into chat.

[FreeTheCricket]

Oh boy! This oughtta be good. I can't contribute, as I have a job, but I will be eagerly awaiting the recordings on tomorrow's show. Go to it men (and GGGGIIIRRRLLLSSS), and make your Army proud!!!

[Bach]

Info on how to listen live to the assault:

http://www.schnittshow.com/listenonline.html

And here's a pic of the victim...

http://www.schnittshow.com/_template/images/masthead_01.jpg

Damn, pic link stopped working. You can see it on the site though.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

Info on how to listen live to the assault:

http://www.schnittshow.com/listenonline.html

And here's a pic of the victim...

http://www.schnittshow.com/_template/images/masthead_01.jpg
i will be meeting up at oaarmy.com

[Save My Up's Dick]

I can't wait to hear this.


Why do they try to fuck with O&A and the Army.

[IDontCare05]

Can't wait to hear all you Pests do this. I might have to join in too though. After all we are all pests in a way.

[GrassyNole]

This guy is a complete hack. I was stuck listening to him once Bubba the Love Sponge was unfortunately screwed over. Here's some more info in case you need it:

* As stated before, he has morning show "MJ Morning show" originating from Tampa
* The morning show is only on in three markets (the largest is St. Louis) and is so great that it was even cancelled from an 80's station in Atlanta (due to lack of promotion according to Schnitt)
* It will be hard to get calls through to the morning show since he rarely takes phone calls, and when he does, they are screened by interns
* MJ/Schnitt is a self-absorbed prick that the show's staff even hates
* He likes to talk shit about his wide assortment of handguns and shotguns he has, but he's not a redneck, just a white, conservative douche
* The Schnitt show is on three stations, and SURPRISE, they're all AM radio
* Schnitt is short
*Once bragged profusely about how a billboard advertising his show could be seen in a frame from, now get ready for this. . . . The Fast and The Furious 2
* His favorite retaliation is "the fax bomb" where he'll send faxes to you on a loop

I know the info is pretty vague, but this phony shouldn't have knocked O & A when he doesn't even know his ass from his elbows.

[APortablePhone]

His favorite retaliation is "the fax bomb" where he'll send faxes to you on a loop

People still have fax machines?

[Bach]

Think he'll try that to get back at O&A?

[shroomman_100]

c'mon 3 pm

[shroomman_100]

Think he'll try that to get back at O&A?
I hope so
I hope he fax bombs them with buttplug

[KevSlider]

I have my battery charging at this moment. Where can I hear the show at?

[shroomman_100]

I have my battery charging at this moment. Where can I hear the show at?
click on the link in my sig

[KevSlider]

I've seen that so many times I'm jaded to it. But my sig applies to you right now.

[shroomman_100]

I've seen that so many times I'm jaded to it. But my sig applies to you right now.
sorry man
it was worth a try

[NUGHUFFER]

OOOOOH goody another assault. Hey he ripped off my "Fax Bomb" idea..........tell em' Fred.

[Swede Boy]

Think he'll try that to get back at O&A?
Has anyone ever?
http://img44.echo.cx/img44/2245/untitled25ew.jpg

[shroomman_100]

OOOOOH goody another assault. Hey he ripped off my "Fax Bomb" idea..........tell em' Fred.
I used to have people tie fax machines around their car attena's and girls would yell FAX BOMB when they saw that

[Bach]

I hope he fax bombs them with buttplug
Bug block?

[NUGHUFFER]

Spark Plug?

[Bach]

Spark Plug?
There are alot of kinds of spark plugs.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

This monkey spank have a message board? Working at the moment....can't make phone calls

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Just to make sure I got the time right.....about 2 hours and 15 minutes until I'm rolling with hilarity from you crazy bastards right?

Sorry, in Dallas, sometimes time changes confuse me.

[shroomman_100]

This monkey spank have a message board? Working at the moment....can't make phone calls
hahahahahhaa
message board? hahahahhahahahaha

[bloody driveway]

click on the link in my sig

I know the guys talked about that this is the
first time i've seen it and thats just fuckin wrong.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

hahahahahhaa
message board? hahahahhahahahaha
Shannon Burke had one....I can remember having a spot of fun there

[shroomman_100]

I know the guys talked about that this is the
first time i've seen it and thats just fuckin wrong.
hahahahahhaha
another bites

[nortonswhore]

Anyone who wants to contribute go to oaarmy.com

[bauer time]

Ok Florida folks.....start giving us some towns that get this douchebag so we can give our locations on air.

[NUGHUFFER]

Shannon Burke had one....I can remember having a spot of fun there

That was fun. Good times. :icon_cool

[DrGonzoPA]

I think the only people who get this AM station have to live within a 5 block radius of the antena

[APortablePhone]

Come to OAArmy.com boys.

These boards aren't necessarily safe from infiltration by the enemy as we've seen in previous assaults.

For any new army members, please don't post who you are calling the show as or what you are calling about before you get on the air, people have monitored our assault threads before and hung up on those calls.

Stay frosty.

[spankz]

Ok Florida folks.....start giving us some towns that get this douchebag so we can give our locations on air.

If you're, in theory, listening on WFLA you could be in Tampa, Clearwater, St. Pete Beach (as the locals say it), Palmetto, Memphis, Bradenton, Pinellas Park, Safety Harbor, Palm Harbor, Largo

I've never posted here but this guy gets to me. I lived in Bradenton and couldn't stand this prick...

[Assuck]

whys every problem opie and anthony have is with people in florida

[shroomman_100]

whys every problem opie and anthony have is with people in florida
Terri Schiavo

[Carl Spackler]

is anyone taping this?

[NUGHUFFER]

whys every problem opie and anthony have is with people in florida

Maybe it's "Hack Pergatory"? :icon_wink

Ahh I love assaults.........they always amp me up. :cdude:

[Weenis]

Yay, another attack by the O&A Army!! I love listening to these things as they happen. I know this will be great...hope he doesn't catch on like that Bubba Bo "knucklehead."

I've got the webstream up now and looking forward to hearing this. The boys said "Serious Questions Only!" :action-sm

(BTW, what did this guy do to ask for this attack?)

[jesustwin1]

Ready here... Let the assault begin

what the fuck is your problem, man?? :action-sm

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

the chat at oaarmy doesnt work for me at work :( guess im sitting this one out. ill be the cheerleader.

GIMME A P!
GIMME AN E!
GIMME AN S!
GIMME A T!
GIMME AN S!

WHATS THAT SPELL?
LOUDER!!

ugh, im so lame.

[Assuck]

they went commercial quick

[MalibuPJ]

Shannon Burke had one....I can remember having a spot of fun there


WTKS in Orlando has not had a message board in well over a year... The one that you guys went to is owned by a group of friends in Central Florida....

The real funny?.... 95% of that particular message board doesn't like Burke anyway.... :icon_roll


Oh and back to the topic?... Todd Schnit is a blow hard... sic em, fellas!.. :action-sm

[spankz]

one thing some of his fans will do is say "I listen to your morning show and your afternoon show" at the start of thier call. They will call him "Schnitt" or "Todd" They don't make reference to his "MJ" persona.

[Assuck]

i can go for some 7 and 7 right about now also

[evilmonkey]

uh oh...hes "POed" now

[Meaty Breasted Fan]

TAKE SOME CALLS you boring fuck

[jesustwin1]

i can go for some 7 and 7 right about now also

SHAKE IT UP...... :icon_mrgr

[Assuck]

anyone from his area calling him?

SHAKE IT UP...... :icon_mrgr

Shake it up buddy!

[Hot Soup!!]

Someone call as Terri from Pennelis Park, that's where i think her hospital was at.

[NUGHUFFER]

the chat at oaarmy doesnt work for me at work :( guess im sitting this one out. ill be the cheerleader.

Not working here either liz.

[Your_Moms_Box]

Hurricanes destroy half of this state and kill hundreds EVERY FREAKIN YEAR.. buit THIS GUY manages to survive.....

Once again... proof... THERE IS NO GOD

[Assuck]

This guy is soo fucking EDGY!!! No wonder the FBI after him

[Mad Gerbil]

This guys is a f-ing retard

His Schnitdar /Schnit Detector WTF?

the boys were right about his stupid terms...

[HooHooWho]

Man is this terrible radio. How can anyone listen

[biometricks]

"schnit detector"

[Weenis]

Is that Dugout Doug?? :idontknow

[IDontCare05]

Schnitt Detector?>??? What an ass.

[wucka]

uh oh, the schnit detector, what a douche

[evilmonkey]

OMG the SCHNITT DETECTOR!!!

[Your_Moms_Box]

Can't............listen............must........... ....think........


Jesus, I know i have left-leaning tendancies, but is this guy a complete ass or what....

Hannity can at least entertain....

[wucka]

chat does not work for me either

[Your_Moms_Box]

"Do a lot of nuts call this program"


lol

[jc_from_li]

this is aweful!

[NUGHUFFER]

Goddamn the stream is taking forever to load!

[wucka]

'turn it off, TURN IT OFF!!'

[biometricks]

Goddamn the stream is taking forever to load!It's working great for me.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Take A Fucker Call You Cock

[Farm Flufer]

He's gonna do an hour on a fake call?

[Your_Moms_Box]

lucky you... stream isnt working.... wish mine would break

[Assuck]

no one got throught yet right?

[wucka]

what a self important douche this guy is...

[jc_from_li]

wasting the FBI's time....what a schnit head.....huddla huddla ...elbbow to ribs...

[Assuck]

i dont know if his show is really that much caller oriented

[evilmonkey]

wheres the "turn it off" clip when you need it

[wucka]

is it me, or does his voice sound like Ant's Regis impression?

[evilmonkey]

I bet that caller was full of schnitt

[spankz]

he'll talk a long time before he takes a call, be patient

[FANDICK]

I'm on hold...

[Farm Flufer]

he's full of schnit, he never made the call to the FBI

[CrashCat]

So who is going to let them know about the attack Opie is planning to launch on Chester's liver?

[biometricks]

he'll talk a long time before he takes a call, be patienthave you heard this schnitt before?

[NUGHUFFER]

Lame Fast times reference..........what an ass!

[dk36021]

I Don't Know .... I Don't Know

[HooHooWho]

Almost time for a commercial break

[Your_Moms_Box]

Does he realize there's a 50 car pileup outside his studio now?

[DjAnalLightBulb]

The great thing is that he's pissed already....wait till you assholes get at him.
Dear God take a call

WackBaggers don't let me down!

[FANDICK]

Chester from Ft. Lauderdale...

[Life Hack]

Do us proud Fandick!!!!

[wucka]

what a schnitty show this is..

[spankz]

have you heard this schnitt before?

I lived just south of Tampa a couple years ago, I know him too well...

[Weenis]

How many people are gonna call in as an FBI agent now? This guy needs to shut up and take some calls. There's only so much of this rant I can listen to. The FBI probably thinks it's just another "shhhoooccck joccckkk" stunt to get publicity. What a piece of Schnit! *wacky horn*

My stream is working perfectly.....unfortunately.

[evilmonkey]

Oh no...Hes getting angry...If I was the FBI i would be careful...He may just write an angry letter

[NUGHUFFER]

This guy is certifiable!

[Mad Gerbil]

let the f'ing fun begin

[Assuck]

soooo does he feel bad he tured his caller in???? Whats his angle?

[Your_Moms_Box]

"what's up baby, wanna learn some history"

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Hudson]

jesus the commercials are all over the place

[girthymac]

This guy sucks on AIDS infested DICK!!!!

[wucka]

how many people on here are on hold already?

[NUGHUFFER]

Who the fuck is buying their diploma out of a briefcase???

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Good to know Wade Boggs is working....overrated douce

[FANDICK]

how many people on here are on hold already?

:action-sm

[wucka]

i am on hold as 'Shannon from Orlando'

[jc_from_li]

Who the fuck is buying their diploma out of a briefcase???

perhaps our professor anthony did

[deadfruitvirus]

hope everyone's prepped. ive chosen not to go through the threads this time to see who's calling up as who, and am hoping to be surprised.

[NUGHUFFER]

OH BOY here we go!

[jc_from_li]

ohh philibuster talks or fillibuster talks.........ass

[Hot Soup!!]

This feller looks like a midget Todd Glass.

Git R Done Boys.

[wucka]

Chester!!!

[FANDICK]

I think I got him!

[Farm Flufer]

Chester is on

[biometricks]

strap in kids

[HooHooWho]

haha

[shroomman_100]

Chester!!!

[Your_Moms_Box]

Chester

[jc_from_li]

chester.......nice!!!!!

[CrashCat]

Yay Chester!

[NUGHUFFER]

Chester! HAHA

[DjAnalLightBulb]

FANDICK!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilmonkey]

Nice

[FANDICK]

Boom!

[Farm Flufer]

Bravo Fandick

[FANDICK]

I yelled, "Opie don't kick me in the liver you bastard!" after that but he got to the button.

[NUGHUFFER]

Direct Hit! Way to go Fandick!

[Weenis]

Oh, it's on now........Nice job FANDICK!

[CrashCat]

dick gets a car crash...

[NUGHUFFER]

Shnit on my belly. Let the games begin!

[jc_from_li]

schnit on belly......or mabe in the eye??

[Mad Gerbil]

Awesome guys!!!!


the Schnit rolls on

get creative guys

[Your_Moms_Box]

that was great

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Jesus you guys are such assholes...I love each and every one of you

[evilmonkey]

Lighted Up

[biometricks]

another commercial?

[GrassyNole]

"Every line in my place is lighted up"

-First time he's ever said that

[righty]

dammit how can i listen i cant get OAArmy.com to come up

[NUGHUFFER]

This is gonna be an easy target.

[Farm Flufer]

dammit how can i listen i cant get OAArmy.com to come up


http://www.970wfla.com/

[evilmonkey]

He doesnt seem phased so far

[girthymac]

what a wind bag!!!

[biometricks]

dammit how can i listen i cant get OAArmy.com to come uphttp://www.schnittshow.com/listenonline.html

[Mad Gerbil]

http://ccri.eonstreams.com/ccri_fl_tampa_wfla_am.asf

[NUGHUFFER]

dammit how can i listen i cant get OAArmy.com to come up

Check the first page for link sir. :action-sm

[Weenis]

Wow, three calls then another commercial break....what a show!

Notice how he's trying to play along with these "wacky calls" so far? We'll see how long it takes for him to snap and start getting paranoid about EVERY caller.

[wbab]

2 hits, nice

[Mad Gerbil]

SOmeone throw in a monsterrain reference lead in with a crazy friend of mine....

What is up with the chat on OAarmy

[inailedopiesmom]

Chester got him hard! That was hilarious, I hope someone was rolling tape on that. "Not you"!

[Your_Moms_Box]

1-800-505-crip helping little golfers grow up

[jc_from_li]

This is the first time I've actually sat in live on one of these. Its great! You guys sure are a bunch of organized asses!

I love it!

[AntsBagel]

Just now tuning in....have I missed much? Sounds like they are in commercial.

[IDontCare05]

HAHA we got through guys!!! Haaha

[NUGHUFFER]

Wow, three calls then another commercial break....what a show!

Notice how he's trying to play along with these "wacky calls" so far? We'll see how long it takes for him to snap and start getting paranoid about EVERY caller.

Exactly! First it'll be OnA plugs, then turn to all out war once he figures it out! Bring it on fellas!

[Mad Gerbil]

Schnitt Pile!!!!

[evilmonkey]

Hes got a big pile of Schnitt on his desk

[righty]

thank you people s
go army

[AntsBagel]

good he's sticking with calls

[CrashCat]

watch guy gives me an idea.. someone give them the FU line number but without the letters...

[biometricks]

eat-a-bullett

[evilmonkey]

number 3!

[jc_from_li]

eat a bullet for them!!!!

[NUGHUFFER]

Eat a Bullet. Nice. Subtle.

[Your_Moms_Box]

eat a bullet... lololololol

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Eat a bullet......like it....where's it going?

[Farm Flufer]

Very obscure refrences, still funny

[wbab]

"eat a bullet" is that one of ours?

[AntsBagel]

hahahahaha

[girthymac]

Nice Eat-a-bullet!! LOL my friend reference!!!

[biometricks]

good he's sticking with callsYeah, I'm kinda surprised

[randall_flagg]

oh that's great!

[Farm Flufer]

Freak-Bags

[NUGHUFFER]

Freak bags? Does he know?

[jc_from_li]

not freak bags......................wackbags!!!!!

[CrashCat]

that's wackbags not freakbags mister schnit

[Mad Gerbil]

freakbags ---- almost right ----- wackbags

[biometricks]

"freakbags"

[Ondah2o]

holy s

[wucka]

he is starting to get frazzled

[Hudson]

eat a bullet....

[Weenis]

He says "Freakbags"....I say "Wackbags!"

[Life Hack]

He's half right...the something-bags are here today

[DjAnalLightBulb]

number 3!

Yes that is 3 out of 5....not a bad average

[AntsBagel]

2nd mention of eat a bullet

[girthymac]

Fish On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaggz]

you guys are going to crash wackbag

[NUGHUFFER]

Fuck the savages.........back to calls ass!

[jesustwin1]

If Anyone Is Taping... Please Let Me Know... My Eat A Bullet Call May Get Some Air Time...

[righty]

what a retart nice

[click]

i'm thinking he has no clue yet

[rexkramer1]

nice. coulda used a car crash at the end of that call.

[Your_Moms_Box]

Here's an idea.. when you're telling this little stories HAVE A POINT!!!!! IT MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING FOR THE LISTENERS

[DjAnalLightBulb]

If Anyone Is Taping... Please Let Me Know... My Eat A Bullet Call May Get Some Air Time...

Bravo my friend....That was very subtle....very nice job

:clap: :clap:

[NUGHUFFER]

Goddamn Opie really knows how to torture us.

[DisgruntledPOwk]

Blowing teens? is that hot teen news?

[robertkeys]

i wonder if pat obrien tapes will call or the psycho girlfriend tapes maybe big fat retarded rosie

[DjAnalLightBulb]

The only thing hotter than blowing up girls is blowing up TEEN girls

[girthymac]

Situmuatiom?? This guy needs to die!!!!

[biometricks]

It's about time for another commercial break...

[HooHooWho]

zzzzz jib jib jib

[wucka]

this show smells like schnit

[biometricks]

Situmuatiom?? This guy needs to die!!!!I thought that was clever

[AntsBagel]

god damn another commercial

[girthymac]

punchin out!! Raise Hell Boys!!!!

[assWhack]

I just tuned in. Holy shit this is horrific.

[AntsBagel]

hey guys whats the # again?

[NUGHUFFER]

Think it's on his site AntsBagel.

[biometricks]

hey guys whats the # again? 1-800-801-8999

[HokieGimp]

They stopped taking out of state calls.

[Assuck]

i keep getting busy signals

[wbab]

we need the laugh track to play under this altimers spot

[NUGHUFFER]

Just shoot grandpa and get it over with. Fuck this commercial.
I hate commercial radio! :icon_evil

[biometricks]

Is anyone using Vonage to call-in?

[FlamingBoots]

They stopped taking out of state calls.

How do you know that?

[Weenis]

They stopped taking out of state calls.
What state is this show from?

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

What state is this show from?
florida

[NUGHUFFER]

Florida Weenis.

[biometricks]

What state is this show from?Florida

[HokieGimp]

How do you know that?

I called, he asked where I was, I said Longboat Key - he said '540' isn't in the Tampa area, we're not taking out of state calls today - sorry bud.

[CyndiTork]

Your show STINKS, mister

[AntsBagel]

They wanted my phone # fuck that

[righty]

Listening to this would make anyone want to kill themselves

[spankz]

show originates from WFLA in Tampa, Florida. Heard on a Miami station as well

[evilmonkey]

Looks like we have to call out the Florida Militia

[FlamingBoots]

Call the local numbers beginning with *67 to block your phone number and give a Florida number if they ask.

813-990-9352
727-461-9352

[NUGHUFFER]

Where's Demonseed? He should help out with a call since they're not taking out of state calls.

[wbab]

Looks like we have to call out the Florida Militia

Opie's sister?

[AntsBagel]

This guy has some great insight.

[Perch1019]

http://img12.echo.cx/img12/4582/schndar7ym.jpg

[circpro]

I called, he asked where I was, I said Longboat Key - he said '540' isn't in the Tampa area, we're not taking out of state calls today - sorry bud.


Tell them that you are on a cell phone visiting Tampa...

[Assuck]

They wanted my phone # fuck that

Is your number blocked?

[wbab]

this guy is a menece to society

[wucka]

this show is a menace to my ears

[Farm Flufer]

more comercials, jesus

[evilmonkey]

more commercials


makes me really appreciate XM

[Phildo]

OMG....this is the first attack I have gotten to hear live....F'ing hysterical

[AntsBagel]

damn time to go to work..punching out.

[spankz]

I called, he asked where I was, I said Longboat Key - he said '540' isn't in the Tampa area, we're not taking out of state calls today - sorry bud.

Half of the damn state was born somewhere else, it's not unusual to live there but your cel would have an area code from your other home up north.

[Bach]

How's it going troops? I just got out of a meeting. Any highlights I should know about?

[fasteddie350]

This is god awful....It's a fuckin infomercial with dipshnit chiming in every coupla minutes

[Zamboni]

Looks like he avoided calls that segment

[deadfruitvirus]

How's it going troops? I just got out of a meeting. Any highlights I should know about?

3 calls got through but it seems out-of-staters have been crippled.

[evilmonkey]

You missed a boring fat fuck talk about nothing for a total of 15 minutes, the other 45 being pointless commercials


oh yeah, three wackbaggers got through as well

[FANDICK]

How's it going troops? I just got out of a meeting. Any highlights I should know about?

How about this...



First call of the day at 3:20 PM

:action-sm

[inailedopiesmom]

no calls last segment,I wonder if their phone lines are still "lit up".

[jesustwin1]

How's it going troops? I just got out of a meeting. Any highlights I should know about?

it's gotten tougher to get through.. the "eat a bullet" call might have raised their awareness.. :icon_mrgr

[righty]

They should lock this guy up for life. "Die get in the couffan" Otto & George

[Farm Flufer]

he hasn't taken a call in 2 breaks, they may be on to us

[NUGHUFFER]

How's it going troops? I just got out of a meeting. Any highlights I should know about?

So far:

Chester called in and said to Eat a Bullet.
Not you reference.

and an assload of commercials.

Oh yeah and Shnit on your belly call.

[evilmonkey]

Well, if we cant get to him on the phones, we could always crash his site.

[deadfruitvirus]

Anyone calling in who actually lives in Florida or Texas?

[righty]

does anyone know if he has a website

[bauer time]

How about this...



First call of the day at 3:20 PM

:action-sm
http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gif

[FANDICK]

Anyone calling in who actually lives in Florida or Texas?

I'm in Ft. Lauderdale, but I'm blocked now. :icon_wink

It really doesn't matter though, he has an online stream.

[Bach]

Thanks for the updates everyone. FANDICK, nice job on the call. Any other audio posted?

[CrashCat]

hey, a story about kids getting backed over.. can we get don and mike on this?

[evilmonkey]

http://www.schnittshow.com/main.html

[NUGHUFFER]

Someone should check for a Fax # and "Fax Bomb" him, Hoo hoo.

[Farm Flufer]

How about this...



First call of the day at 3:20 PM

:action-sm

There was alot more on the stream

[FlamingBoots]

Anyone hear that commercial about the warning for parents with SUV's? It said 2-3 kids a day are backed over because of the blind spots. I wonder how many lil' doggies are backed over!

[Arkie]

Dude I am hold

[FANDICK]

Thanks for the updates everyone. FANDICK, nice job on the call. Any other audio posted?

I was sending my clip to Steve and missed the "eat a bullet" call, but I'm sure SOMEBODY got it. :icon_mrgr

[Arkie]

Panic Panic Panic

[deadfruitvirus]

I'm in Ft. Lauderdale, but I'm blocked now. :icon_wink

It really doesn't matter though, he has an online stream.

Yeah but it seems like out of state area codes have been blocked now.

does anyone know if he has a website

yes. and no he doesn't have a message board. sorry.

I was sending my clip to Steve and missed the "eat a bullet" call, but I'm sure SOMEBODY got it. :icon_mrgr

i got all 3

[houdini]

Listen up people they aren't taking out of state calls. Click here: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&address=&city=Tampa&state=FL&zipcode=

pick a city near Tampa.

Happy hunting.

[click]

So far:

Chester called in and said to Eat a Bullet.
Not you reference.

and an assload of commercials.

Oh yeah and Shnit on your belly call.

and you should call someone before starting any
fires outdoors, I think :icon_mrgr

[Arkie]

I am from out of state and I got thru

[Bach]

No doubt. I'm sure there will be audio direct from the stream on here before long. Nicely done all!!!

[CrashCat]

hah! even the news man is choking today

[NUGHUFFER]

Address


The Schnitt Show
4002 Gandy Blvd.
Tampa, FL 33611

Hey Fandick, feel like ordering 10 Pizza pies to Shnit?

[houdini]

Listen up people they aren't taking out of state calls. Click here: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&address=&city=Tampa&state=FL&zipcode=

pick a city near Tampa.

Happy hunting.

btw the AM 610 stream seems to have the least delay. The other streams have up to a minute delay.

[Arkie]

I need a little help here guys

[TheArtist]

You can probably get through if you *67 your cell phone, just know an area code in FLA

[FANDICK]

Dude I am hold

Nice!

How about a "Who is is THIS?" when he answers?

Quick and to the point. :icon_wink

[evilmonkey]

I need a little help here guys


With what?...Your call?

[CrashCat]

man, they'll have to get just the clip of schnit saying "eat a bullet" on their soundboard. the sound of it is just priceless...

[Save My Up's Dick]

How about this...



First call of the day at 3:20 PM

:action-sm

Nice job FANDICK :clap:

[deadfruitvirus]

Listen up people they aren't taking out of state calls. Click here: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&address=&city=Tampa&state=FL&zipcode=

pick a city near Tampa.

Happy hunting.

i gave a list of cities in Florida and Texas over at OA Army that all 3 signals reach. WOAI pretty much blankets the whole state of Texas with its mammoth signal.

besides. theyre checking area codes now.

[IDontCare05]

Man I just hope more get in. The screeners are really watching out now.

[FANDICK]

I need a little help here guys

See my last post.

Do an old lady voice when he picks up and say, "Who is, is THIS" from the Bill's dead bit.

[Arkie]

Nevermind that ass just fucking cut me off when I said that I lived in Tampa

[circpro]

does anyone know if he has a website

www.toddschnitt.com

[NUGHUFFER]

Email:

schnittshow@aol.com <schnittshow@aol.com>

[wbab]

Say you're stationed at McDill Air Force Base, that's why you have an out of state area code

[Arkie]

Caller ID is a mother fucker

[biometricks]

I need a little help here guysTell him it would be funny if he got a naked chick to run around with Schnitt on a plate and yell donkey sausage.

[Zamboni]

I have to head out. Keep the attack strong. Punching out!

[fasteddie350]

Most useless first hour in radio history

[Bach]

Tell him it would be funny if he got a naked chick to run around with Schnitt on a plate and yell donkey sausage.
Funny!

[Farm Flufer]

"If you want something funny"...... don't listen to my show

[FANDICK]

Nevermind that ass just fucking cut me off when I said that I lived in Tampa

Probably because you DON'T.

They have ID.

You guys need to say that you listen online.

[Bach]

He called himself an "assclown." Nice!

[wbab]

EMAIL: SCHNITTSHOW@AOL.COM

[fasteddie350]

He wants to be called an assclown!

[CrashCat]

please let there be a lil' connor reference...

[FANDICK]

He's doing Sex Bagel's "fillibuster" bit...Hoo! Hoo!

[fasteddie350]

Lionel Tate 12 yo golfer...

[FANDICK]

please let there be a lil' connor reference...

I was going to use that, but I did that with Shannon Burke.

[wbab]

detached liver? opie?

[deadfruitvirus]

the guy's in TAMPA. so WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD ANY TERRY SHIAVO JOKES YET?

[Life Hack]

What? She had a lil liver problem?

[circpro]

Tell them you have a time share on Indian Rocks Beach

[IDontCare05]

I can't beleive I am listening to this moron!

[mkat]

Afternoon, troops! :action-sm Wonder if I can still get in on the action?

[fasteddie350]

Holy Shit!!!!!!!! Shut the fuck up and take some calls, assclown!!!!!!!!!!

[FANDICK]

the guy's in TAMPA. so WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD ANY TERRY SHIAVO JOKES YET?

Someone call in as Terry and just moan and groan. :icon_mrgr

[Bach]

the guy's in TAMPA. so WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD ANY TERRY SHIAVO JOKES YET?
The man has a valid point.

How about a call from "Pat" saying "I want to go crazy with you."

[deadfruitvirus]

/!\ ALL CALLS WILL BE DROPPED IN THE SCHNITTPILE (http://studentpages.scad.edu/~cbarne20/schnittpile) FOLDER ON MY WEBSPACE /!\

[CrashCat]

I was going to use that, but I did that with Shannon Burke.but it's a story about a 6 year old... cmon, ya gotta go there for the extra asshole factor...

[assWhack]

The Toddinator?

[click]

Hey Fandick, too bad he didn't say what the f**k is his problem. :icon_lol:
Funny shit

[Life Hack]

...and then the kid asked "which way is Norf?"

[wbab]

Damn, i thought this guy was one of us and going with a "monster rain" reference by saying hiding under the pourch

[Your_Moms_Box]

is this one ours?

[biometricks]

/!\ ALL CALLS WILL BE DROPPED IN THE SCHNITTPILE (http://studentpages.scad.edu/%7Ecbarne20/schnittpile) FOLDER ON MY WEBSPACE /!\Thanks, Sir!

[righty]

Holy shit shut the fuck up IF you email him does your email address show up

[Bach]

/!\ ALL CALLS WILL BE DROPPED IN THE SCHNITTPILE (http://studentpages.scad.edu/~cbarne20/schnittpile) FOLDER ON MY WEBSPACE /!\
You f'ing rock! Do you have all of them so far? Thanks!

[CrashCat]

detached liver... maybe Opie DID attack this kid

[fasteddie350]

The man has a valid point.

How about a call from "Pat" saying "I want to go crazy with you."

"If you agree with this, go to commercial"

[deadfruitvirus]

is this one ours?
no. he's a talkative idiot who calls every couple weeks.

[FANDICK]

I thought that last guy was one of us for SURE.

What a dickhead.

[wbab]

He got him anyway, good job Brian

[Your_Moms_Box]

no. he's a talkative idiot who calls every couple weeks.

Why the hell do you know that..... :icon_redf

[deadfruitvirus]

Why the hell do you know that..... :icon_redf
because im a listener of this show :icon_redf

but damn do i enjoy army attacks

[UnOriginal]

what are they calling for now?

[NUGHUFFER]

He just said that on the show. YMB

[BeltOfScotch]

I can't listen to this but I think I'll send the fella an e-mail or two, maybe he'll respond.

[FANDICK]

because im a listener of this show :icon_redf

but damn do i enjoy army attacks

You listen to this guy on a regular basis? :icon_eek:

How much Helium does he suck before the show, anyway? :action-sm

[FANDICK]

ANOTHER break?

At least its at 4:20 :)

"Scuuuuuuse me..." :icon_wink

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that jimmy call was precious... who ever that was you fucking rock man

[wbab]

Need that laugh track again

[deadfruitvirus]

You listen to this guy on a regular basis?

How much Helium does he suck before the show, anyway?
enough to make his chuckles sound stupid enough

by regularly, maybe 2 times a week. he also has a morning show which is so amazingly dull i cant listen to it anymore. how did Scott Ferrall put up with that?

[jesustwin1]

that jimmy call was precious... who ever that was you fucking rock man

THANKS.. HAPPY TO CONTRIBUTE...

FIRST TIME... LONG TIME..... "QUACK QUACK" :action-sm

[NUGHUFFER]

ANOTHER break?

At least its at 4:20 :)

"Scuuuuuuse me..." :icon_wink

Ditto. :icon_cool

[Your_Moms_Box]

He's gonna give us the 'REAL DEAL' on the filibuster....

What.. that a compromise was reached because in 20 years when thed republicans are a minority again, they don't want to have erased their only means of defense against liberal judicial nominees?

Geesh... this guy is a DEEK

[judoGTI]

Hmm still taking any calls?

[biometricks]

I had to do some work, were there any calls during the last 10 minutes?

[APortablePhone]

They seem to be hanging up on everyone who isn't from Florida, so if you are a Florida listener please call. Please?

[mkat]

This guy reminds me of a bad tom leykis ripoff.

[Mad Gerbil]

i'm getting no work done fuck

[rexkramer1]

is call blocking working while calling on the local lines?

[Bach]

This guy is such an ass-infection. Almost unlistenable. Why is it that the WORST hosts are always the ones to fuck with the boys?

[deadfruitvirus]

hehe. he said "taint"

[Bach]

i'm getting no work done fuck
Same here.

Your sig pic absolutely fucking rocks!

[FANDICK]

This guy is such an ass-infection. Almost unlistenable. Why is it that the WORST hosts are always the ones to fuck with the boys?

I think you answered your own question. :icon_wink

[CrashCat]

rocket surgeon... it's schnitt from moonachie!

[jc_from_li]

rocket scientists?? is he taking about the bbboys??

[NUGHUFFER]

I could not do enough drugs to make this listenable.

[Your_Moms_Box]

Turn It Offf

Turn It Oooofffffffffffffffffffffff

[FANDICK]

His screeners have caught on- they are asking for a call back number if you want to be put on the air.

So GIVE it to them!

They SOLICIT phone calls...it ISN'T illegal.

What?

Are all 50 Schnittheads gonna call and harrass you?

Pffftt!

(Not YOU in particular, feedbackguy...I mean in general :action-sm )

[Your_Moms_Box]

Break Time!!!!!!!!!

[jc_from_li]

here comes a commercial!!!!!!!! again jesus!!! this sucks!!!

[FANDICK]

rocket surgeon... it's schnitt from moonachie!


Thanks...I just spit Miller Lite all over my nice new keyboard, you dick!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[HummerTuesdays]

here comes a commercial!!!!!!!! again jesus!!! this sucks!!!

From now on when someone complains that O&A now have commercials, or too many commercials, we make them listen to this assfuck's show! :action-sm

[FANDICK]

here comes a commercial!!!!!!!! again jesus!!! this sucks!!!


Are we appreciating our XM yet? :icon_cool

[rexkramer1]

2 minutes of this asshat's shit, 10 minutes of commercials. gotta love terrestrial radio

[LoSLapPy]

[mod edit]

my audio

[medium_rare]

Please, if anyone's from Florida call as Terry from Pinellas Park, then just moan when you get picked up.

[UnOriginal]

so anyone still on hold?

[Skeet Slambone]

He's gonna give us the 'REAL DEAL' on the filibuster....

What.. that a compromise was reached because in 20 years when thed republicans are a minority again, they don't want to have erased their only means of defense against liberal judicial nominees?

Geesh... this guy is a DEEK

The funny part is, the Republicans think the Democrats will honor the agreement. There is no fillabuster rule for judicial nominees and their shouldn't have ever been any agreement necessary.

[wbab]

i hate the fucking 3rd watch theme

[FANDICK]

Please, if anyone's from Florida call as Terry from Pinellas Park, then just moan when you get picked up.

I said that a few pages ago.

That would be priceless.

I also want to hear the Bill's dead granny say, "Who is is THIS?" When he picks up.

[wbab]

he just ticks me off just by talking

[GrassyNole]

No, fillibuster is in the P encyclopedia

[houdini]

i just got thru and they said they aren't taking anymore calls


fuckers i was on hold twice and dumped when they cleared the lines.

bah

[wbab]

warning c word alert

[CrashCat]

"Are we allowed to use the C word?"
OMG it's VOS reincarnated...

[UnOriginal]

HOLY SHIT, WORST BOMBED POLICITAL JOKE EVER, "C Word"

[Bach]

Any girls around? Call up as "Betsy" and tell him "you're into it."

[Perch1019]

I just tried calling in saying i was gonna talk about Tate/Wrestling and stuff. Screener then asked for my number to call me back and when I gave him the 914 Area code, he said they wont be taking any calls unless your in the listening area.
So unless anyone is in Fla, its over.

[Your_Moms_Box]

I like the fillibuster... i think it is a very necessary tool to keep our democracy (which isn't really a democracy but a republic) from being railroaded by EITHER party once they get a 51 vote majority

[righty]

c word alert

[Save My Up's Dick]

The funny part is, the Republicans think the Democrats will honor the agreement. There is no fillabuster rule for judicial nominees and their shouldn't have ever been any agreement necessary.
And that's funny how???

...You did say, The funny part is...:rolleyes:

[deadfruitvirus]

I just tried calling in saying i was gonna talk about Tate/Wrestling and stuff. Screener then asked for my number to call me back and when I gave him the 914 Area code, he said they wont be taking any calls unless your in the listening area.
So unless anyone is in Fla, its over.

or Texas (for 20 more minutes)

[NUGHUFFER]

Good Job people! Very good assault today!

[tjchr3]

This guy really is awful no wonder he is on AM radio, Holy shit Boring! Good job guys getting in while you can

[FANDICK]

I'm on hold AGAIN on my roommate's phone...

Connor from Miami... :icon_wink

[NUGHUFFER]

I'm on hold AGAIN on my roommate's phone...

Connor from Miami... :icon_wink

Godspeed sir. :icon_cool

[inailedopiesmom]

we could insure that he gets no more calls by continuously calling and keeping the screeners busy.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

This fucker is winning right now.....been an hour without a call

[FANDICK]

Godspeed sir. :icon_cool

I'm using a redneck accent. :icon_mrgr

[Bach]

Keep us posted. If I could avoid listening to this pompous windbag, I'd like to.

[FANDICK]

Keep us posted. If I could avoid listening to this pompous windbag, I'd like to.

Will do. (I don't blame you)

I'm in that area code, so I might get through again. :icon_mrgr

[UnOriginal]

I hope this bore dies

[Steves Shoes]

The heavy breathing is driving me nuts. Fat fuck.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

we could insure that he gets no more calls by continuously calling and keeping the screeners busy.


I like the way you think

[FANDICK]

Do us proud sir...

I already did ONCE, (Chester from Ft. Lauderdale, first call - "Not YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!") this'll be a "two-fer" :icon_wink

[UnOriginal]

This fucker is winning right now.....been an hour without a call

I would beg to differ, a winner takes all of these calls and turns the prank around on them, this guy lacks that caliber of wit if you ask me.

[Bach]

Rock on "Connor."

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Will do. (I don't blame you)

I'm in that area code, so I might get through again. :icon_mrgr

GOOOOOO FANNNNNDICKKKKKKK

Might I request a lul' Pat O'Brien "Man you are so hot Todd" type a thang?

[danny666]

Maybe it's time to get Vonage. One of the good things about it is with Vonage you can pick any area code you want to be your number. And you can add a number for a nominal charge, so you can have a New York number and a Florida one, for example.

[NUGHUFFER]

God I hope it works. I need a laugh after this torture.

[FANDICK]

I would beg to differ, a winner takes all of these calls and turns the prank around on them, this guy lacks that caliber of wit if you ask me.

Also, a "winner keeps taking calls and doesn't abandon the phones.

This asshole is eating up my minutes!

I wonder if they're on to me?

[jeffrudy]

I can hardly listen to this fucking guy talk, what a faggot.

[wbab]

turn it off, TURN IT OFF

[Bach]

Another break. Big shock. *YAWN*

[DjAnalLightBulb]

I would beg to differ, a winner takes all of these calls and turns the prank around on them, this guy lacks that caliber of wit if you ask me.

Good point my friend....however, he is keeping us listening....or at least he's keeping my dumb ass listening

[Skeet Slambone]

Is there any audio available besides the 3 calls??

[FANDICK]

GOOOOOO FANNNNNDICKKKKKKK

Might I request a lul' Pat O'Brien "Man you are so hot Todd" type a thang?

I'm gonna give him the "Who is is THIS" in the Bill's dead, old lady voice.

If he doesn't cut me off, I'll do the same line in Spanish. :action-sm

[CrashCat]

He's not keeping me listening, I can barely pay attention to see if he takes a caller. If I wasn't recording a copy for myself for later I would turn the damn thing off.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

I'm gonna give him the "Who is is THIS" in the Bill's dead, old lady voice.

If he doesn't cut me off, I'll do the same line in Spanish. :action-sm

Laughing at just the thought of that...good luck my friend :clap:

[NUGHUFFER]

Also, a "winner keeps taking calls and doesn't abandon the phones.

This asshole is eating up my minutes!

I wonder if they're on to me?

It's happened before. I dont think they're that smaht though. :icon_wink

How long IS this show anyways?

[Meaty Breasted Fan]

this show makes me want to kick myself in the liver

[Save My Up's Dick]

Keep us posted. If I could avoid listening to this pompous windbag, I'd like to.
My God, this show is fucking boring

FANDICK, I really hope thsy go to you soon.

[deadfruitvirus]

Good Job people! Very good assault today!
bleh. this sucked. the Shannon Burke assault was a masterpiece and I want to see it duplicated.

[AmishMafia]

I had honestly forgotten what it was like to listen to commercials.

First time Schnit listener and Last time Schnit listener all in one.

[deadfruitvirus]

if i were still in Florida, I'd call and tell him my friend Eric Logan said Republicans are on the right and Democrats are on the left.

[DjAnalLightBulb]

It's happened before. I dont think they're that smaht though. :icon_wink

How long IS this show anyways?


If you take out the commercials.....26 minutes

[biometricks]

Punching out. I stayed at work an hour longer just to listen to this schnitt.

[FANDICK]

bleh. this sucked. the Shannon Burke assault was a masterpiece and I want to see it duplicated.

I think he has abandoned the phones.

Not as fun, but effective.

O&A fans are DICTATING the way he is broadcasting his show today. :icon_wink

Look how awful he is without callers.

Then again, he's awful WITH them.

[CrashCat]

oh my heavens! extraordinary circumstances out of my pants! how blue!

[DjAnalLightBulb]

if i were still in Florida, I'd call and tell him my friend Eric Logan said Republicans are on the right and Democrats are on the left.


Holy shit man.....really really funny....maybe call this cock tomorrow with that

[wbab]

should we just send them pizza's?

[spankz]

remember he's also MJ on his morning show, mjmorningshow.com 6-10 AM

[Bach]

I'd rather be licking Lady Di than listening to this ass-tool, jack-f, c-douche, f-head.

[Farm Flufer]

Looks like he's given up on the phones, I'm punching out

[FANDICK]

Doh!

Just got disconnected.

Oh well, at least I got through once.

Too bad he ate 20 minutes of my roommate's minutes.

I actually forgot I was on his phone.

He's gonna be pissed when the bill comes.

Anyway, I had fun today.

Can't take this guy anymore.

Hope the boys play these calls tomorrow.

Punchin' out. :action-sm

[Premarital Sex]

Commercials again? And we have douche bags that complain about the commercials on XM... ponderous, man, fuckin ponderous.

[circpro]

Good call in Fan Dick! Too bad this douche got nervous

:clap: :clap:

[Fruit Monkey]

i just woke up where is the attack at how are we doing?

[CrashCat]

how about if your tire gauge didn't work right? how about if your talk show was more boring than the commercials?

[NUGHUFFER]

We took out his phones people, that is a GOOD job! We completed what we needed to, bask in the glory!

[righty]

what happen i fell asleep listening to this fuck

[DjAnalLightBulb]

We took out his phones people, that is a GOOD job! We completed what we needed to, bask in the glory!
Tis a victory but a bitter one my dear Huffer
I would have really liked to have heard a bit more of you jackasses
Oh well....
Good job boys
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Save My Up's Dick]

should we just send them pizza's?
Pizza's???
That's kinda lame.

[CrashCat]

their news announcer on 610 really is a mushmouthed bumbling tool...

[LoSLapPy]

i just woke up where is the attack at how are we doing?

[mod edit]

The audio of the attacks.

[spankz]

His morning show (MJ morning show) is broadcast on a Tampa station that does have a message board, 933flz.com . You do have to register, which I haven't, so I don't know what it's like

[APortablePhone]

Pizza's???
That's kinda lame.

Does anyone deliver buckets of AIDS?

[deadfruitvirus]

if anyone's up tomorrow at 6 AM, try calling his morning show. (listening areas Tampa, St. Louis, Jacksonville) Number is 1-800-409-9393, or Altel cell #933

[AmishMafia]

Ooooh...beating a 12 year old. Sounds sexy. Then follow it by a **** story.

I'll be away getting in some jerking time.

[Steves Shoes]

Holy shit. 20 minutes of commercials. I hate this fat fuck.

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

I dunno what this guy's problem is with Leon.

Leave him alone!

[Fruit Monkey]

he did the kid on the bus this morning too

[BeltOfScotch]

I think he has abandoned the phones.

Not as fun, but effective.

O&A fans are DICTATING the way he is broadcasting his show today. :icon_wink

Look how awful he is without callers.

Then again, he's awful WITH them.

That's the thing, the Playboy assault wasn't exactly filled with great calls, but it worked because they had to flounder and were completely unable to do a radio show because of us. Shannon Burke was a perfect storm, eager pests combined with an idiot that couldn't stop taking calls but refused to run with it too. Sounds like this one went pretty well too.

[Premarital Sex]

Is it 801 8199... or 801 8999?

I've seen both listed in this thread.

Rudy wants to know. :icon_mrgr

[APortablePhone]

Wow, this guy has some "rockin'" sweepers.

[WhackFlash]

Holy SHite! Have a few commercials. This guy is screwed without his phone.

[Schnauzer]

im just punchin in now, can someone give me an update on wuts happened with the show so far

[Save My Up's Dick]

I can't listen to this fat fuck anymore. :arrrh:

[PorchMonkey4Life]

800 801 8999

[BeltOfScotch]

When he said New York I was hoping to god he was going to bring up O&A again.

[Fruit Monkey]

This fucker is winning right now.....been an hour without a call
no no no that means his caller based show is dyin :action-sm

[DefJef]

PESTS all of you....

oooh deeear!

[Schnauzer]

can i hear the show somehow? from boston

[righty]

this guy just fucking sucks Yuckkk ahhh

[Steves Shoes]

can i hear the show somehow? from boston
The internet doesn't reach that far from Tampa.

[Fruit Monkey]

i need the other numbers i cant find them the local number there is????????????????

[CrashCat]

See, Alice!! Hrrmph Uhmm

[BeltOfScotch]

Hey douche-
How pathetic. You had something ready to run with today, a bunch of Opie and Anthony callers ready to talk to you about what you said about their show. But instead you completely ignore it and avoid taking phone calls from out of state. This was your chance to show you've got some chops, that you could really do a radio show that people could give a crap about. But oh no, instead we get the thrilling Viagara in New York story. EUHK. You stink sir, trash Opie and Anthony all you want. However, you and I both know that they have what you will always want but will never achieve, a national radio show where they can say whatever they want. Have fun in Tampa Bay, a real cute market. Maybe you should check out cutting, I hear people like you are into it.



Shannon Burke had the balls to respond, this guy I'm not so sure.

[Life Hack]

He's been reduced to doing Pat from Moonachie impersonations...

[sender_name]

can somebody get this guy a tissue so he can blow his nose...and then a gun so he can blow his brains out...Ohh...he just read the phone number...callers?

[Fruit Monkey]

line 11 oh god ... great caller she sounds like a she gets free housing

[Schnauzer]

i opened 2 of the online streams and both are at different parts of the show, what is happening on it now so i can pick which to listen to?

[sender_name]

Wha does Conquer mean missa? You said you Conquer?

[sender_name]

mms://ccri.eonstreams.com/ccri_fl_tampa_wfla_am.asf

[UnOriginal]

line 11 oh god ... great caller she sounds like a she gets free housing

haha you posted it, I thought it too. Good laugh.

[LoSLapPy]

813-990-9352 or 727-461-9352 local #'s

[Schnauzer]

o man this guy STINKS, jillians of dollars

[Steves Shoes]

I just won a jillion dollars.

[sender_name]

Another Fucking Break!

[Fruit Monkey]

local numbers do ring
i just need to reload ..............time for john huber to lock and load

[Steves Shoes]

Commercials Again? He Was On For Fucking 9 Minutes. I Timed The Fat Fuck!

[Fruit Monkey]

727 FL -5 Florida Tampa Metro: Saint Petersburg, Clearwater (Pinellas and parts of Pasco County; split from 813)


oh shit pinellas part of that area code

[mkat]

I'm on hold... He put me on hold kinda quick though. Didn't even ask where I was from or what I wanted to talk about. Blocked my number too.

[Fruit Monkey]

http://www.beach-realtors.com/images/county_map.gif

[Schnauzer]

i gotta concok the scheme here

[Premarital Sex]

His phone screener's being a douche. I called in and he asked me for my phone number so he could call me back. I started to give him my cell phone and as soon as he heard my area code he said "Wait, that isn't in our calling area." I told him I was visiting my mom in St. Pete's Beach but he hung up.

[sender_name]

Wait, I'm confused, could this uber exciting douche bag go over what punitive and compensatory are again???

[CrashCat]

oh hell, now he's doing IMPRESSIONS of commercials...

[sender_name]

he got the crap part right

[sender_name]

Hey, a commercial...is that #1?

[Steves Shoes]

COMMERCIALS AGAIN! He didn't even stay on for 5 minutes. Fat shit must be really pissed. :D

[mkat]

Damn. Dumped after he came back and got my area code. :(

[ChlorofirmDiva]

i dont think i can listen to this anymore. Been listening for like an hour and a half and this shnithead as been on the air for what, maybe 20 minutes? How do you do a story that you pull from the new york post and not take calls from the new york area? What a nutfuck.
Please tell me this shnit is only on till 6, I know im not gonna last until seven.

[Schnauzer]

how can one man be so full of schnit

[deadfruitvirus]

commercials. i forgot how much Clear Channel sucked.

btw, if anyone wants to steal my Eric Logan idea, go ahead.

[Fruit Monkey]

guys remember bubba bo got so mad he screened his own call cause the screener got pissed make the screeners life miserable tell him to put u thr or it will get worse

[sender_name]

Does he take frequent breaks to stuff his fat face with bon bons? He sounds like an out of shape mess, and he does the fake rush limbaugh voice inflection thing that Ant is always ragging on

[judoGTI]

This might have to be a 2-3 day attack if he wont take calls.

[Fruit Monkey]

i need to know what he said about our boys???????????i missed it

[TimPud]

This guy has it made.... make a living talking like a douche for 5 minutes at a time and then playing 20 of commercials.. and yes... The screener is a shitdick...

[mkat]

This might have to be a 2-3 day attack if he wont take calls.

It sounds like it's gonna be a week long attack already because of the commercial breaks. :icon_eek:

[Save My Up's Dick]

His phone screener's being a douche. I called in and he asked me for my phone number so he could call me back. I started to give him my cell phone and as soon as he heard my area code he said "Wait, that isn't in our calling area." I told him I was visiting my mom in St. Pete's Beach but he hung up.
Just fuck with the screener next time, ask him what the fat fuck is afraid of?
None of his fan's (if he has any) are calling or can get through.

[Schnauzer]

The screener is a shitdick...
correction, hes a shnitdick

[CrashCat]

oh hell... a bad andrew wk imitation intro... damn make the HURTING STOP!!!!

[Kevin Secretion]

holy shit, his fake Andrew WK bumper thing is killing me...

[Premarital Sex]

At least Strangler's still on hold, so there's some hope for another strike. That douche said I had a good topic but had a schnit fit when I wasn't in his "accepted calling area"...

[Bach]

Quick reality check...anyone send the boys the audio from the calls?

[CrashCat]

god, a pigpen reference. NEVER COOL

[sender_name]

Oooohhh a calller...a girrrrl

[Schnauzer]

what if you use a cell fone and say you travel alot

[Fruit Monkey]

when u are as big as a house 3 sprays is not alot

[UwannaCmyHatAsk]

No it's funny because his name is schnit, and it's like, he's answering the schnit lines.

[Premarital Sex]

"does it smell like ass" Whoa! This guy's outta control!

(Ricky, if you're reading this, that is an example of sarcasm)

[sender_name]

Anyone notice the only people getting through are women? We need the girls to step up! Anyone available?

[LoSLapPy]

Quick reality check...anyone send the boys the audio from the calls?


yes... ben, steve c, and it bounced back from anthony's inbox... his is full

[NUGHUFFER]

Quick reality check...anyone send the boys the audio from the calls?

I believe so. Read it a few pages back. :icon_mrgr

[spankz]

the message board on his FM station is working if anyone is interested, I got a post up there