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turdfrgsn
05-27-2005, 11:36 AM
http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=85953&format=&page=2

Queer Eye guys to pitch Red Sox show at Fenway
By Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa
Friday, May 27, 2005 - Updated: 06:03 AM EST

Better lock up Johnny Damon! Four of the Fab Five from ``Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'' will reunite with their fave jocks-to-tszuj June 5 when they toss out the first pitch at Fenway Park.
Carson Kressley, Thom Filicia, Kyan Douglas and Jai Rodriguez (Ted Allen has some cuisiney conflict), are headed to the Hub to promote their Red Sox-themed season opener on June 7 and take part in Boston Pride Week festivities.
As you are all too aware by now, the Fab Five - armed with blow dryers, manscaping wax and suit swatches - infiltrated spring training last March to ``make over'' Kevin Millar, Jason Varitek, Doug Mirabelli, Tim Wakefield and Damon.
``The show is actually really good and really funny,'' a Bravo spokesguy told the Track. ``But seeing the guys in this (sports) situation has got to be funny.''
Oh, we think watching Carson toss out the first pitch to Varitek will be more than worth the price of admission for the Sox-Angels game! Although, if memory serves, the Queer Eye fashionisto had a thang for Mirabelli. . . . Jai, by the way, will sing the national anthem.
After wreaking havoc at the ballpark, the Fab ones will repair to Club Cafe in the South End for a fantabulous benefit for Boston Pride and the Harbor to the Bay AIDS Ride. Clips of the ``Queer Eye'' premiere will run on screens throughout the evening.
``I know a ton of straight girls who want to come to the party just to see Jai,'' reports Pride poohbah Aandre Davis. ``He's just the cutest thing on the planet and really, really funny.''
Not to see Johnny Damon???
``Actually, we invited the team, but they have to fly out to Seattle after the game,'' David said. ``It's too bad, though.''
And speaking of Damon, sources say the sexy slugger is shown in his tighty whiteys on the show.
``Oh, he definitely has that manly thing going on,'' Aandre agreed.
So we hear.


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itwascrazydooditwasinsane.........

kidconnor
05-28-2005, 02:08 PM
``The show is actually really good and really funny,'' a Bravo spokesguy told the Track. ``But seeing the guys in this (sports) situation has got to be funny.''
Oh, we think watching Carson toss out the first pitch to Varitek will be more than worth the price of admission for the Sox-Angels game! [/I]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO .........This is exactly what I hate about this show. Seeing straight gash-loving men being forced to "play" with the homos is what makes me sick. And God forbid you are disgusted by them or don't "play" nice, you are a homophobe, close-minded, conservative, prick right? I call bulls**t. I don't care what you do behind closed doors or behind anyone for that matter...its Fine. A decent fella is a decent fella. (and yes, by 'fella' I mean 1950's TV standards.... stand up guy, hard worker, do the right thing even if you have to take a hit etc.) I won't think less of you, and respect you all the same despite you loving hairy man ass. Just don't even try to love mine. Do not force it on me because I WILL be uncomfortable and take offense. Playing dress up with another man is not my thing, and making sexual innuendoes in my direction may net you a shot in the puss. Now for the Red Sux show.

Paying money (and those tickets cost bucks!!) to see a man throw a baseball like a girl is NOT worth the price of admission. And having a gay man who acts like a 10 year old little girl trying to show me how to be a "better" man would be laughable if it wasn't down right infuriating. Seeing these guys play sports is disgusting to me not funny. If they wouldn't like it I wish Varitek would hit a line drive right up this guys arse. Instead I'd prefer a line drive to his chest and watch him scream and cry from a fetal position on the mound as he weezes through his collapsed lung as it fills up with blood. Yeeeesss smithers.... that would be lovely.

OK I get it your gay. *slap* YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN. THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN DO although you take it in the butt and drink semen................

turdfrgsn
05-29-2005, 12:53 PM
a fetal position on the mound

uh heh-heh-heh-heh

he thaid 'mound' beavith........

agentcg
05-29-2005, 08:26 PM
I've watched the show before. I think the whole straight guy acting like a gay guy thing has run its course.

Diceman Cometh
05-30-2005, 02:18 AM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO .........This is exactly what I hate about this show. Seeing straight gash-loving men being forced to "play" with the homos is what makes me sick. And God forbid you are disgusted by them or don't "play" nice, you are a homophobe, close-minded, conservative, prick right? I call bulls**t. I don't care what you do behind closed doors or behind anyone for that matter...its Fine. A decent fella is a decent fella. (and yes, by 'fella' I mean 1950's TV standards.... stand up guy, hard worker, do the right thing even if you have to take a hit etc.) I won't think less of you, and respect you all the same despite you loving hairy man ass. Just don't even try to love mine. Do not force it on me because I WILL be uncomfortable and take offense. Playing dress up with another man is not my thing, and making sexual innuendoes in my direction may net you a shot in the puss. Now for the Red Sux show.

Paying money (and those tickets cost bucks!!) to see a man throw a baseball like a girl is NOT worth the price of admission. And having a gay man who acts like a 10 year old little girl trying to show me how to be a "better" man would be laughable if it wasn't down right infuriating. Seeing these guys play sports is disgusting to me not funny. If they wouldn't like it I wish Varitek would hit a line drive right up this guys arse. Instead I'd prefer a line drive to his chest and watch him scream and cry from a fetal position on the mound as he weezes through his collapsed lung as it fills up with blood. Yeeeesss smithers.... that would be lovely.

OK I get it your gay. *slap* YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN. THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN DO although you take it in the butt and drink semen................

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