SpotcheckBilly
03-01-2002, 09:11 PM
3:00-3:45 “The old man moan”
O&A in studio with Norton and Stephanie from Va. #37 and Winner of the naughty nightie contest. They’re talking about having to see Marion’s ass in tights last night at Hooters, which leads into a discussion about a Real Sex episode Ant watched where a bunch of 60 yr. old Hippies go to a spa/resort to learn how to pleasure themselves, men and women. Ant & Norton wonder why 60 yr. old men would need to know how to jack it, when it’s the 1st thing you learn as a child. Norton says it’s the second thing, the 1st is “how to keep a secret” Several Uncle jokes. The sounds the old made while spanking horrified Ant, and he likened it to a wounded Elk. Then he had to make the sound many times, Op said this would be a minor theme today. They talk about the Chinese dildo factory episode, that they’ve discussed before, but Ant has to go back to old-man moaning. They tease Paul Mercurio later, and a girl coming in from Philly to try to qualify for the 55 gal. challenge, by drinking curdled milk. (they’re gonna add lemon juice). New “Well Doggie” mix & out.
BTW Ant does the old man moan during the new F*** Potion live read.
3:49-4:10 “Old man in the woods, never good”
Stephanie flashes for the Stinky cam. Kelly from Cleveland calls in. She’s driving into the city to dive in a dumpster, to try to qualify for the 55, but she’s lost. She says she’s just passing 44th and Vernon, and somehow they figure out that she’s in Queens. Apparently she drove through Manhattan on 57th St. never stopping for directions and went through th Queensboro bridge. Norton wants to send her to Harlem and ask people where the “spook building” is? They play the “We’re gonna turn this thing around” clip for a few, and get Kelly headed west on 495 towards the tunnel into Manhattan, and tell her to call back when she gets to Manhattan. “Didn’t the tall buildings tip you off?”.
Rand Macnally calls in and says she’ll never make it to the studio. Their pal Pablo E. calls in from Cleveland, and does his Movie Guy voice for a little on a bit about O&A “On the beach” with Ahnold. Very funny.
Kelly calls back, she made it to Manhattan (again). Pablo does more Movie Guy doing porno voice-overs (“Frosty the Ho-man”). Stephanie is leaving to go back to Va., so they all say goodbye. Tease the Nixon wanting to nuke Vietnam for the next segment . Break. http://hometown.aol.com/vav1xen
4:19-4:36 “We’re here to entertain adults”
Norton endures much ribbing because his promoter for the Town Hall concert bought (3) 8 second spots to run on the show. The 60 second spots were too expensive. Ben laughs whenever he sees the spots on the station log. They play the ad and it’s ridiculously short. Ant suggests that they make a little mini-series out of the 3 spots, by putting a little information in each one. Then you’d have to follow it like a serial. Norton is cranky because on break they showed him an article about the show in “Sacramento Magazine” trashing them, and it pissed him off.
The Article is written by a Mike O’Brien and is entitled “Turned off”. He was listening on KXOA in CA, and was on his way to pick up his 13 year old daughter. But he had to turn the Radio off because he didn’t want to subject her to their demeaning “toilet humor”. At the time they were doing fake o’s. Then they switched to the lose your virginity bit from a couple of weeks ago. He didn’t like any of it and had to change the station. Which is fine, but don’t use the demeaning to women defense, and write a stupid article for some dopey local magazine about how bad they are. Ant goes off on the guy for awhile, and brings up the point that if he were a better parent, and spent more time explaining things to his daughter, they’d both be a lot better off. And then Norton just unleashes and goes sick on him for being a bad parent. The bottom line is that the show doesn’t influence any one, and they can find all the drugs/alcohol/ & porno by themselves without their lame-o dad blaming it on a comedy radio show. Norton goes off on old hippies, and how the 60’s were a failure, and read another quote by Mr. O’Brien where he try’s to explain how he was a wild kid, listening to the Rolling Stones song “Going Home” with his friends in ’67 on the beach so they can hear Jagger say “Fuck” at the end. If in ’67 you were hanging out on the beach with you’re loser friends listening for the F word, you were and are still a nerd of the highest order. Ant does a rant where everybody just watches Barney, and the world is perfect. On a personal note, as someone of the same age as this tool, I am embarrassed. My kids could always ask me anything.
Tease Nixon again, and unlucky lottery next. FU line and out.
4:46-5:04 “Brady Bunch made girls lose their virginity”
Callers very pissed at Mr. O’Brien and his comments. They reinforce Ant’s comments about how if this tool were a better parent, he wouldn’t have to worry about sheltering his kids from smut, and feel the need to write about it. The bottom line seems to be that if you’re open with you’re kids, and they know they can come to you with a problem, without you yelling at them they can deal with anything. Norton beats up on the 50’s and ducktails for a while Which leads into “unlucky lotto”
One guy escaped from the Egyptian train that was set on fire, and that 360 people died on, was killed 8 days later when he slipped and fell under a train.
Kelly made it to the studio, now she has to be thrown in a dumpster for her efforts. The girl from Philly who was supposed to come in and drink curdled milk blew them off. Her husband won’t let her come in, and they had to call her at home to find this out.
Frank Caliendo “Madden” bit and Break.
5:58-6:21 "This is an Emmy,dude?"
Tom In New Orleans calls in with an update. He ordered stickers and T-shirts to give out. The stickers are okay, but the T-shirts have Xstreme blah blah on the front, but the back has the Wnew Wow sticker with the 102.7 showing. How he runs a radio station is beyond me. Many “ my Bad” jokes. Paul Mercurio in studio Brings his Emmy for all to admire, won it for “most outstanding writing for Video, or TV show”. Rubs the Emmy in Nortons face for a while. Cut to Jon Stewart at the Grammy’s topless. But Paul had nothing to do with the writing for the show. Very cool 1972 Niven Oscar reference. Riff on the awards shows as useless for a bit, and Norton changes gears with the “golden shopping bag award” Opie, of course want’s to smash the Emmy, and Paul tells how he had to pay for his own “Peabody” award. Norton ready to present the “Golden Teardrop” award for kids abused by their uncle’s.
http://www.eatabullet.com/
They decide Tom should just put an X through the sticker, and superimpose “my bad”. Ant does Tom as Spinal Tap for a bit, and everyone tries on a southern accent to trash Tom. Even his sales people in the background are making fun. The reason for Toms call is to see if O&A got the copy he sent them for commercial he wants them to do . But they can’t read the copy, because he scanned it instead of typing. A couple of callers from down there confirm the fact that Tom’s an idiot, and doesn’t run any ads to promote the show. They explain the whole dead air incident again, but wait.
It’s 6:17 and Mary from Philly’s on the line. She wants to do the 6:00 Queff, but it might be crime scene, and she’s not sure. They run the song anyway. Mary’s a trouper and completes the Q. Norton says it “sounds like copper”. More plugging and Break.
6:32-7:00 “oh Tom”
In what is supposed to be the show-stopper Kelly from Cleveland is ready to dumpster dive to qualify for the 55. They explain the 55 gallon drum challenge to Paul ($2000.00 prize) and send Kelly and Rick off to the dumpster.
Tom calls back, he sent the copy again, and this time they can read it. There’s a problem with the copy, but their going to read it for him. He says he didn’t write it. It’s some cheesy prewritten back and forth banter for Premier Mitsubishi. The problem is it sucks, and Ant wants a free car out of the deal. They decide to freestyle the copy in southern accents, and tool on Tom some more. “Hey Ant screw your new car. Where’s Tom, I need some coke.” Norton gets off a bunch of JFK (the movie) references. Tom’s gonna do a re-write.
Tom, on his cell phone decides to go into a market and buy some beer. They make him put the cashier on the phone (Jamille) and ask what he’s buying (24 oz Miller Lite). They want to talk to someone else, but the people on line are getting pissed. Tom’s out in the parking lot now, and they ask him to put a southern belle on the phone. Tom stops a lady named Cathy, and asks her to go on the air. Norton takes over and tells Cathy that they asked Tom to find the ugliest woman in the parking lot! She says “Oh Tom” twice and throws his phone across the parking lot. Norton burned him bad.
Cut to Rick at the dumpster, but his cell is bad. They laugh a little more at Tom, and start to close the show. Rick calls back again, but his cell still doesn’t work, so they tell him to just throw her in and have Steve C. film it for Foundry. They’re out of time.
The only WDIL is Op’s brother Elmo, who let his kids listen to the show for 10 minutes, and now they’re drinking and watching porno. Mike O’Brien is a tool! More plugs and they close with a replay of Norton burning Tom. FU line and out.
O&A in studio with Norton and Stephanie from Va. #37 and Winner of the naughty nightie contest. They’re talking about having to see Marion’s ass in tights last night at Hooters, which leads into a discussion about a Real Sex episode Ant watched where a bunch of 60 yr. old Hippies go to a spa/resort to learn how to pleasure themselves, men and women. Ant & Norton wonder why 60 yr. old men would need to know how to jack it, when it’s the 1st thing you learn as a child. Norton says it’s the second thing, the 1st is “how to keep a secret” Several Uncle jokes. The sounds the old made while spanking horrified Ant, and he likened it to a wounded Elk. Then he had to make the sound many times, Op said this would be a minor theme today. They talk about the Chinese dildo factory episode, that they’ve discussed before, but Ant has to go back to old-man moaning. They tease Paul Mercurio later, and a girl coming in from Philly to try to qualify for the 55 gal. challenge, by drinking curdled milk. (they’re gonna add lemon juice). New “Well Doggie” mix & out.
BTW Ant does the old man moan during the new F*** Potion live read.
3:49-4:10 “Old man in the woods, never good”
Stephanie flashes for the Stinky cam. Kelly from Cleveland calls in. She’s driving into the city to dive in a dumpster, to try to qualify for the 55, but she’s lost. She says she’s just passing 44th and Vernon, and somehow they figure out that she’s in Queens. Apparently she drove through Manhattan on 57th St. never stopping for directions and went through th Queensboro bridge. Norton wants to send her to Harlem and ask people where the “spook building” is? They play the “We’re gonna turn this thing around” clip for a few, and get Kelly headed west on 495 towards the tunnel into Manhattan, and tell her to call back when she gets to Manhattan. “Didn’t the tall buildings tip you off?”.
Rand Macnally calls in and says she’ll never make it to the studio. Their pal Pablo E. calls in from Cleveland, and does his Movie Guy voice for a little on a bit about O&A “On the beach” with Ahnold. Very funny.
Kelly calls back, she made it to Manhattan (again). Pablo does more Movie Guy doing porno voice-overs (“Frosty the Ho-man”). Stephanie is leaving to go back to Va., so they all say goodbye. Tease the Nixon wanting to nuke Vietnam for the next segment . Break. http://hometown.aol.com/vav1xen
4:19-4:36 “We’re here to entertain adults”
Norton endures much ribbing because his promoter for the Town Hall concert bought (3) 8 second spots to run on the show. The 60 second spots were too expensive. Ben laughs whenever he sees the spots on the station log. They play the ad and it’s ridiculously short. Ant suggests that they make a little mini-series out of the 3 spots, by putting a little information in each one. Then you’d have to follow it like a serial. Norton is cranky because on break they showed him an article about the show in “Sacramento Magazine” trashing them, and it pissed him off.
The Article is written by a Mike O’Brien and is entitled “Turned off”. He was listening on KXOA in CA, and was on his way to pick up his 13 year old daughter. But he had to turn the Radio off because he didn’t want to subject her to their demeaning “toilet humor”. At the time they were doing fake o’s. Then they switched to the lose your virginity bit from a couple of weeks ago. He didn’t like any of it and had to change the station. Which is fine, but don’t use the demeaning to women defense, and write a stupid article for some dopey local magazine about how bad they are. Ant goes off on the guy for awhile, and brings up the point that if he were a better parent, and spent more time explaining things to his daughter, they’d both be a lot better off. And then Norton just unleashes and goes sick on him for being a bad parent. The bottom line is that the show doesn’t influence any one, and they can find all the drugs/alcohol/ & porno by themselves without their lame-o dad blaming it on a comedy radio show. Norton goes off on old hippies, and how the 60’s were a failure, and read another quote by Mr. O’Brien where he try’s to explain how he was a wild kid, listening to the Rolling Stones song “Going Home” with his friends in ’67 on the beach so they can hear Jagger say “Fuck” at the end. If in ’67 you were hanging out on the beach with you’re loser friends listening for the F word, you were and are still a nerd of the highest order. Ant does a rant where everybody just watches Barney, and the world is perfect. On a personal note, as someone of the same age as this tool, I am embarrassed. My kids could always ask me anything.
Tease Nixon again, and unlucky lottery next. FU line and out.
4:46-5:04 “Brady Bunch made girls lose their virginity”
Callers very pissed at Mr. O’Brien and his comments. They reinforce Ant’s comments about how if this tool were a better parent, he wouldn’t have to worry about sheltering his kids from smut, and feel the need to write about it. The bottom line seems to be that if you’re open with you’re kids, and they know they can come to you with a problem, without you yelling at them they can deal with anything. Norton beats up on the 50’s and ducktails for a while Which leads into “unlucky lotto”
One guy escaped from the Egyptian train that was set on fire, and that 360 people died on, was killed 8 days later when he slipped and fell under a train.
Kelly made it to the studio, now she has to be thrown in a dumpster for her efforts. The girl from Philly who was supposed to come in and drink curdled milk blew them off. Her husband won’t let her come in, and they had to call her at home to find this out.
Frank Caliendo “Madden” bit and Break.
5:58-6:21 "This is an Emmy,dude?"
Tom In New Orleans calls in with an update. He ordered stickers and T-shirts to give out. The stickers are okay, but the T-shirts have Xstreme blah blah on the front, but the back has the Wnew Wow sticker with the 102.7 showing. How he runs a radio station is beyond me. Many “ my Bad” jokes. Paul Mercurio in studio Brings his Emmy for all to admire, won it for “most outstanding writing for Video, or TV show”. Rubs the Emmy in Nortons face for a while. Cut to Jon Stewart at the Grammy’s topless. But Paul had nothing to do with the writing for the show. Very cool 1972 Niven Oscar reference. Riff on the awards shows as useless for a bit, and Norton changes gears with the “golden shopping bag award” Opie, of course want’s to smash the Emmy, and Paul tells how he had to pay for his own “Peabody” award. Norton ready to present the “Golden Teardrop” award for kids abused by their uncle’s.
http://www.eatabullet.com/
They decide Tom should just put an X through the sticker, and superimpose “my bad”. Ant does Tom as Spinal Tap for a bit, and everyone tries on a southern accent to trash Tom. Even his sales people in the background are making fun. The reason for Toms call is to see if O&A got the copy he sent them for commercial he wants them to do . But they can’t read the copy, because he scanned it instead of typing. A couple of callers from down there confirm the fact that Tom’s an idiot, and doesn’t run any ads to promote the show. They explain the whole dead air incident again, but wait.
It’s 6:17 and Mary from Philly’s on the line. She wants to do the 6:00 Queff, but it might be crime scene, and she’s not sure. They run the song anyway. Mary’s a trouper and completes the Q. Norton says it “sounds like copper”. More plugging and Break.
6:32-7:00 “oh Tom”
In what is supposed to be the show-stopper Kelly from Cleveland is ready to dumpster dive to qualify for the 55. They explain the 55 gallon drum challenge to Paul ($2000.00 prize) and send Kelly and Rick off to the dumpster.
Tom calls back, he sent the copy again, and this time they can read it. There’s a problem with the copy, but their going to read it for him. He says he didn’t write it. It’s some cheesy prewritten back and forth banter for Premier Mitsubishi. The problem is it sucks, and Ant wants a free car out of the deal. They decide to freestyle the copy in southern accents, and tool on Tom some more. “Hey Ant screw your new car. Where’s Tom, I need some coke.” Norton gets off a bunch of JFK (the movie) references. Tom’s gonna do a re-write.
Tom, on his cell phone decides to go into a market and buy some beer. They make him put the cashier on the phone (Jamille) and ask what he’s buying (24 oz Miller Lite). They want to talk to someone else, but the people on line are getting pissed. Tom’s out in the parking lot now, and they ask him to put a southern belle on the phone. Tom stops a lady named Cathy, and asks her to go on the air. Norton takes over and tells Cathy that they asked Tom to find the ugliest woman in the parking lot! She says “Oh Tom” twice and throws his phone across the parking lot. Norton burned him bad.
Cut to Rick at the dumpster, but his cell is bad. They laugh a little more at Tom, and start to close the show. Rick calls back again, but his cell still doesn’t work, so they tell him to just throw her in and have Steve C. film it for Foundry. They’re out of time.
The only WDIL is Op’s brother Elmo, who let his kids listen to the show for 10 minutes, and now they’re drinking and watching porno. Mike O’Brien is a tool! More plugs and they close with a replay of Norton burning Tom. FU line and out.