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mainliner
05-31-2005, 03:00 PM
PENIS CLOSES ROAD
large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.


A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

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But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13355259,00.html ("")

Smoke
05-31-2005, 05:54 PM
http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050524/NEWS01/50524006/1075

LilEvilGrin
05-31-2005, 06:16 PM
couldn't help meself.. startin singin "Detachable Penis"

Ballbuster1
05-31-2005, 07:17 PM
I had a reply, but I'd end up sounding like Pat from Moonachie, so
I'll just punch out now........................