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Greentimber
06-03-2005, 02:00 PM
http://www.donandmurph.com/

Send them feedback on their episodes.:icon_roll

AJellyDonut
06-03-2005, 03:07 PM
These guys make my back hurt

JoeyDVDZ
06-03-2005, 03:46 PM
Really really bad Wayne & Garth wannabes.

coolman
06-04-2005, 01:42 AM
Im Don from the show and I must say were are not trying to be wayne and garth. Go watch ripe off. In fact go watch the summer show. Give it a look. Dont listen to that fool.

APortablePhone
06-04-2005, 06:04 PM
Im Don from the show.

I hope they find an inoperable tumor in your intestine.

fewtoomany
06-04-2005, 09:36 PM
Im Don from the show and I must say were are not trying to be wayne and garth. Go watch ripe off. In fact go watch the summer show. Give it a look. Dont listen to that fool.


Go home and fuck your mother!

PorchMonkey4Life
06-04-2005, 10:25 PM
Im Don from the show and I must say were are not trying to be wayne and garth. Go watch ripe off. In fact go watch the summer show. Give it a look. Dont listen to that fool.
you stink and i dont like you!

Jef Leppard
06-05-2005, 12:34 AM
uummmmmmmmm yea. ill pass

coolman
06-05-2005, 12:35 AM
I dont give a shit if you do are dont like the show. So fuck you all.

PorchMonkey4Life
06-05-2005, 12:41 AM
I dont give a shit if you do are dont like the show. So fuck you all.
yes you do... that is why you come here and read our posts... your show is about as funny as AIDS

Bushwood
06-05-2005, 12:47 AM
I dont give a shit if you do are dont like the show. So fuck you all.
A whole day to mull it over, and thats what you come up with?
http://img251.echo.cx/img251/6112/geoffbodinewreck2000daytona5ek.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)
It's over, Donny

coolman
06-05-2005, 01:10 AM
I dont mull it over. Fuck man why in the hell would I care you you guys on this stupied message board say. I dont even care what you say. Im Don the mother fuckin movie man. Go suck an egg or a dick and fly to the moon and then yell., Amma samma summa lumma numma. Then make a wish and wish for magical powers then use them to give your self a make over.

PorchMonkey4Life
06-05-2005, 01:18 AM
I dont mull it over. Fuck man why in the hell would I care you you guys on this stupied message board say. I dont even care what you say. Im Don the mother fuckin movie man. Go suck an egg or a dick and fly to the moon and then yell., Amma samma summa lumma numma. Then make a wish and wish for magical powers then use them to give your self a make over.
I dont care... I dont care... I dont care... I dont care... I dont care...
sir you care... that is why you are spending your time posting here... we hurt your feelings and you know it
and just because your show sucks and you are not funny is no reason to have a potty mouth sir...

Bushwood
06-05-2005, 01:18 AM
I dont mull it over. Fuck man why in the hell would I care you you guys on this stupied message board say. I dont even care what you say. Im Don the mother fuckin movie man. Go suck an egg or a dick and fly to the moon and then yell., Amma samma summa lumma numma. Then make a wish and wish for magical powers then use them to give your self a make over.
You keep replying. You obviously care what we say. We are interesting. You are not. It's okay. The world needs ditch-diggers too. And when the ditch-diggers get bored, they tool on you as well. :action-sm

coolman
06-05-2005, 01:35 AM
I know you guys dont like the show but I beat you watched all the bad videos. Did any of you watch the good ones. The summer show, star wars show, the date shows. If you watched the ones with us sitting at the desk I can see why you hate them. I dont like those ones myself. Also I talk like an ass because its got site promo, Im acting. Lol

KneeKnee
06-05-2005, 01:42 AM
Coolman didnt come here and whore his site, so I really see no need to tool on him.

Although, I do need to say this.

I make $50 an hour. Watching that video took 5 minutes. the way I look at it, you owe me about $4.50.

coolman
06-05-2005, 01:43 AM
Will you take a check?
What vid did you watch?

PorchMonkey4Life
06-05-2005, 06:11 AM
I know you guys dont like the show but I beat you watched all the bad videos. Did any of you watch the good ones. The summer show, star wars show, the date shows. If you watched the ones with us sitting at the desk I can see why you hate them. I dont like those ones myself. Also I talk like an ass because its got site promo, Im acting. Lol
GA GA

coolman
06-05-2005, 12:58 PM
Well GA GA to you to.

Taso
06-05-2005, 03:37 PM
Coolman, do you happen to be related to CoolGuy?

coolman
06-05-2005, 06:31 PM
No...

KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 12:00 AM
Will you take a check?
What vid did you watch?


Paypal only....

I watched the summer show.

I appreciate your attempt, but it honestly fell short. keep trying, though, you may get it one day.

coolman
06-06-2005, 12:13 AM
Was it me if my shirt off. Lol..

KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 12:28 AM
Was it me if my shirt off. Lol..


No.

Coolman, are you, by chance, a fan of the Opie & Anthony show?

coolman
06-06-2005, 01:35 AM
No. I dont think ive heard the show. Someone posted my site here and I was just responding to what he said.

Jay Douglas
06-06-2005, 02:32 AM
It can't be that bad, can it? I'll check it out and type my response here LIVE!

Main Page: After seeing the main page, I'm already sure I'm going to regret this. But I will try to keep an open mind. Who knows? Perhaps all of you are just exaggerating and it isn't that bad.

First show: I had to stop right after Murph briefly mentioned how he hated Jar Jar Binks in his awful fake voice. I said I'd keep an open mind and I will, but I won't continue watching this particular episode. Instead, I'll jump right to what you, coolman, called "the good ones", starting with the Summer show. Unlike this show, I promise to watch the whole thing.

Summer show: I promised I'd watch it all and I did, though I thought about going back on my word about seven times. This was a good one? I liked the older gentlemen yelling at you too for getting the floor wet, but other than that, this was atrocious! But again, perhaps this wasn't truly your best! Perhaps the Star Wars episode will really show off your talents!

"Star Wars" special: I had never seen a Star Wars movie until a few days ago when I saw the most recent one, and not only did I love it, I looked forward to seeing the other Star Wars movies.....until seeing this. I was a big fan of Eric Prydz's dance remix/remake of "Call on Me"...until hearing it used in the scene where Murph bags some ice. I don't think I like either anymore. The only times I laughed were when I thought about what you should have done instead of what you did do.

Hope you have other careers in mind.

KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 03:19 PM
No. I dont think ive heard the show. Someone posted my site here and I was just responding to what he said.


Well, here is an idea, some homework for you, if you will.
Log on to www.myradiostore.us, order yourself a XM radio, pay for a year subscription, when you get the unit, put it right on channel 202 (thats it the Opie & Anthony show).

Listen for a week or so. You will hear things that are both funny and original. You could learn a little on what is actually humor.

Then, post a new episode and share it with the wonderful men and women of wackbag.

I am sure there are a lot of people on here that will give you serious feedback.

Oh, and while you wait for your unit, visit www.eatabullet.com for additional humor and interesting pics.

Good luck!!

coolman
06-06-2005, 11:15 PM
Are you from that show?

KneeKnee
06-07-2005, 12:56 AM
Are you from that show?


Mayhaps you would like to take a gander at the rest of this message board. If you use the search option on top of this thread you may find a post or two about this thing called the Opie and Anthony show.

I am not from that show, no, I am one of at least a dozen fans who listens on occasion.

Coolman, I have a question, if I may... I saw your pictures on your site...Are you about a size 14?

coolman
06-07-2005, 01:24 AM
Ya so.. 14 is a cool age.

PorchMonkey4Life
06-07-2005, 01:59 AM
Ya so.. 14 is a cool age.
wow... you are a nothing tool... you totally missed that quote from one of the greatest movies of all time

coolman
06-07-2005, 02:56 AM
What movie?

Jay Douglas
06-07-2005, 05:58 AM
What movie?

You don't know? You honestly don't know? What was it you said about yourself?

Im Don the mother fuckin movie man

OK, so now you're a horrible actor and you don't seem to be too knowledgeable in the classics. Perhaps you should stay away from film all together?

coolman
06-07-2005, 02:13 PM
I have knowledge of the classic I just dont know this film..

Greentimber
06-07-2005, 02:29 PM
WOW! First time I have been on in a couple of days and I must say, this thread has become extremely funny. Coolman your movies stink, and if you actually think they are good on any level that is sad.

This guy just keeps asking for it.

coolman
06-07-2005, 02:31 PM
Do you guys under stand the Don and Murph is what it is. Odd, weird, queer, cheap, chessey.. Don and Murph think their are big shit and they act like it. And Im not 14 Im 19.

coolman
06-07-2005, 02:34 PM
If you really dont like it take it up with nun nacy..
http://x3.putfile.com/3/6101090323.jpg

Greentimber
06-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Do you guys under stand the Don and Murph is what it is. Odd, weird, queer, cheap, chessey.. Don and Murph think their are big shit and they act like it. And Im not 14 Im 19.

All the more sad. You 2 homos were made for each other.

coolman
06-07-2005, 02:51 PM
Dude Don and Murph are Homos. Im not Don.. Don is an act. Thier is no Don.

dog_liverbuster
06-07-2005, 03:16 PM
Im Don from the show and I must say were are not trying to be Wayne and Garth. Go watch ripe off. In fact go watch the summer show. Give it a look. Don't listen to that fool.

you fat, genetic disaster. i hope you catch some sick disease that turns your vital organs into liquid shit and you die. you are not funny so stop trying to be. and to claim that Wayne and Garth have no influence on your stuff is a load of kiwi shit. you don't have one funny bone in you big fat body you over weight wanna be hack. why don't you and your buddy Captian Pocket Protector do the whole world and kill yourself before you get the chance to breed any more stupid people like yourselves and make this toilet earth even worse you fat sloppy nothing. :icon_evil

KneeKnee
06-07-2005, 03:59 PM
Fellas, fellas, please, again, do not flame coolman; he just doenst know what movie it is from. It wasnt, in all honesty, a movie that got a lot of play time. I dont even think they ever play it on TV.

Coolman didnt do anything wrong. He is just trying to help us understand his movies.

Coolman, maybe you can make gladiator movies. I like gladiator movies.

Oh, and one more thing...

If you really dont like it take it up with nun nacy..
http://x3.putfile.com/3/6101090323.jpg


Rotund boys dressed as a nun is ALWAYS funny!!!
You need to have more movies with that character in it!

ROTFLMAO!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

dog_liverbuster
06-07-2005, 04:50 PM
Fellas, fellas, please, again, do not flame coolman; he just doesn't know what movie it is from. It wasn't, in all honesty, a movie that got a lot of play time. I don't even think they ever play it on TV.

Coolman didn't do anything wrong. He is just trying to help us understand his movies.

Coolman, maybe you can make gladiator movies. I like gladiator movies.

Oh, and one more thing...




Rotund boys dressed as a nun is ALWAYS funny!!!
You need to have more movies with that character in it!

ROTFLMAO!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

you can't argue with the fact that they are just not funny. i think maybe they are tryn' too hard. i understand the retard shtick, but, if you can't even pull that off, maybe you should just give up!

my friend and i used to do a morning radio show for the radio club in my high school. i think we did it twice before we realized we weren't funny. in fact we down right bombed. so we realized we sucked and just stopped. some people are just not funny. plus i couldn't really do the show i wanted to because it was an inschool radio station.
can't get away with too many retard jokes and stinky pussy jokes while broadcasting in a high school.

maybe if i smoke like 4 lbs of pot and watch the show i'll find it funny.

coolman
06-07-2005, 05:21 PM
Dude I get what your saying but we have alot of people who watch it so we must be doing something right.

APortablePhone
06-07-2005, 08:21 PM
we have alot of people who watch it

http://www.sickopath.com/rp23.jpg
http://www.sickopath.com/rp21.jpg
http://img253.echo.cx/img253/4056/hbonight0356yb.jpghttp://www.sickopath.com/rp18.JPG

Screwtape
06-07-2005, 09:20 PM
Dude I get what your saying but we have alot of people who watch it so we must be doing something right.


http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/More%20Shit%20Please.jpg



anybody miss CKY?

Jay Douglas
06-07-2005, 10:40 PM
Dude I get what your saying but we have alot of people who watch it so we must be doing something right.

OK. Let's look at some reviews from your own "Shout Box" and your message board.

this website sucks reallly hard, goons making videos....horrible..
You mother fuckers suck you fuckin whimps and dog face boy!
This show fucking sucks. that is all I have to say.
Don is a fat mess. ummm.... exercise much? helloooo???
That fat motherfucker will die in a few years, choking to death, by trying to eat a roasted pig whole.

Nice positive reviews all around.

coolman
06-07-2005, 11:45 PM
Those are a few stupied dicks. 500 hits a day!

coolman
06-07-2005, 11:54 PM
Also you just picked the shitty ones.

PorchMonkey4Life
06-08-2005, 12:37 AM
Do you guys under stand the Don and Murph is what it is. Odd, weird, queer, cheap, chessey.. Don and Murph think their are big shit and they act like it. And Im not 14 Im 19.
queer... yes very queer... and very gay... this could be the worst shit i have ever seen... pathetic...

PorchMonkey4Life
06-08-2005, 12:38 AM
http://www.sickopath.com/rp23.jpg
http://www.sickopath.com/rp21.jpg
http://img253.echo.cx/img253/4056/hbonight0356yb.jpghttp://www.sickopath.com/rp18.JPG
i could not have said it better

coolman
06-08-2005, 12:47 AM
Queer !!! Gay!!!

KneeKnee
06-08-2005, 01:49 AM
Those are a few stupied dicks. 500 hits a day!

Thats right! Dont let these guys get on you, coolman! You know humor!!!

500 hits a day is just the begining! Pretty soon you will be getting 510, then 520. (And then when wackbag stops looking, maybe 20, or even 30!)


coolman, have you ever seen a grown man naked?


you can't argue with the fact that they are just not funny.

Oh, I find humor in this situation, my friend. Just let me have my moment of enjoyment...thats all I ask.

coolman
06-08-2005, 01:54 AM
Im not getting 500 hits from this site. Im only getting maybe 20 to 30 a day from this site.

KneeKnee
06-08-2005, 02:11 AM
Im not getting 500 hits from this site. Im only getting maybe 20 to 30 a day from this site.


I have been telling all of my friends about your site, I sent out a mass email titled:
"LOL you have GOT to see this! LOL"
I told 20 people, and each of those 20 people told 20 people and so on...So, in effect, you are getting those hits from wackbag.

Its ok, though. You dont need to thank me. I just checked out soem more of the site and laugh.

One of my friends emaild me a question for you. Could you please post an answer here?


"I want to start a comedy website, i think the best way to start is to just start. Is the best way to , because i was talking to my friend and he agrees that the best way is to just do it"


Any help?

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 02:17 AM
Also you just picked the shitty ones.

What you aren't realizing is that most of the "compliments" you've received are phonies either a) being sarcastic, b) plugging their own stuff, or c) just being fake. So I filtered them out and it left no true compliments. But just for the hell of it, I'll post a few "compliments".

Hello, I just wanted to say you have a very informative site which really made me think, Thanks !
very informative and well done page
Hey. This webpage really helped lots! Keep doing whatever your doing to make this page so great!
I believe this site serves its purpose. I have found very useful information that will guide me.
I found your site at google...it realy helpd me

And just because I care, one more true post.

hahahaha no one cares about your lame website

KneeKnee
06-08-2005, 02:22 AM
OK. Let's look at some reviews from your own "Shout Box" and your message board.


Nice positive reviews all around.

Come now, I have a feeling, and I may not be correct, but after reading them, I thuink those names are made up!!!!!!

One of them even is called "Guest!"

coolman
06-08-2005, 02:43 AM
I have nothing to do with that guestbook.. I can set it so you can see the ip and your see its not me.. Anyway.. People do post under the vids and most are good. And this site isnt new its been around along time and has lots of fans. I know you guys dont like it but your just who you are. Im sure their are lots of things you like that other people dont like. In the end Im doing what I like to do and whats the problem, You love it or hate it.

coolman
06-08-2005, 02:46 AM
You can now view ips in the guestbook. Also in the message board if you see guest that is a post from some who hasnt regisered for the board..

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 03:02 AM
I have nothing to do with that guestbook.. I can set it so you can see the ip and your see its not me.. Anyway.. People do post under the vids and most are good. And this site isnt new its been around along time and has lots of fans. I know you guys dont like it but your just who you are. Im sure their are lots of things you like that other people dont like. In the end Im doing what I like to do and whats the problem, You love it or hate it.

I never said you were the one behind the fake posts. Looks like someone's got a guilty conscience. Don't give me that IP crap either. It's very easy to change your IP and thus, "fool" everyone. Again, not saying it's you.

coolman
06-08-2005, 03:12 AM
Okay but I wouldnt do that.

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 03:25 AM
Okay but I wouldnt do that.

I suppose you also aren't behind the *ahem* "Humor Blog" who's recent additions include the bus driver who beat up a couple of kids, a recent episode of "Saturday Night Live", "Chapelle's Show" Season 2 DVD box set, and.....oh my! What's this? Not one but TWO mentions of the "Don and Murph Show" within a day of each other?

But it can't be you, right?

coolman
06-08-2005, 03:27 AM
That my humor blog, So what..

coolman
06-08-2005, 03:30 AM
I can mention what ever I want dude. Got suck an egg.

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 03:47 AM
I can mention what ever I want dude. Got suck an egg.

"Got suck an egg" Yech! You can mention, but apparently can't admit when something's just awful. You said you didn't like some of your shows, but the truth is even your best is just horrific!

As for your "blog" if you can call it that. You tried to pull it off as something completely seperate from your site, then tried to make "The King" sound like he just happened to stumble upon your show, watch it, and not only did he love it (This is and amazing funny internet show), he just had to place it in with news on Dave Chapelle and the upcoming "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"! All this AND place a special post one day after mentioning the show just to let people know that they really should see Don and Murph's Summer show. (Don and Murphs really funny summer show. You have got to see this)

coolman
06-08-2005, 03:52 AM
Are I specail.. Also I dont know what do say anymore. People watch the show and enjoy it, people watch the show and hate it.

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 03:59 AM
Are I specail.. Also I dont know what do say anymore. People watch the show and enjoy it, people watch the show and hate it.

No one enjoys your show. That's the point I'm making. It's just plain awful.

As for what you can say, you can say your show blows, you're an unfunny pork beast, and you're a fraud trying unsucessfully to increase your site's hit count so that more people will leave when they see any one of your shows!

Why are you here anyway?

coolman
06-08-2005, 04:05 AM
Wait if people email me and tell me they like it and comment under the videos then they like it.. Jay Im sorry you dont get the show. And I dont expect you to. The blog is just for posting links to things I like and Fuckin a im going to plug my site in it. Jay and all you guys here, I understand you dont like it. But in the end why do you give a fuck what I do, If you dont like it change the channel...... Im outa here.

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 04:13 AM
why do you give a fuck what I do

You're the one who felt you had to come here and defend that garbage you call a show.

By the way, you never answered Knee's question. Guess you really care about your single-digit fanbase.

coolman
06-08-2005, 04:24 AM
Knee should just do it. Like Nike.. Jay you are the biggest ass hole I have ever spoken to, As kirk cameron would say your going to hell. REPENT,!!!

Jay Douglas
06-08-2005, 04:37 AM
Knee should just do it. Like Nike.. Jay you are the biggest ass hole I have ever spoken to, As kirk cameron would say your going to hell. REPENT,!!!

And here I thought Hell was for liars. You know, like you. That was awful I know, but at least I admitted it.

I noticed you banned me from your "Shout Box" and erased my message of truth. All I said was that your site rated among mankind's worst war crimes. This explains why there are "500 hits a day", but so few messages on the "Shout Box". You ban those who post bad reviews.

PorchMonkey4Life
06-08-2005, 11:21 AM
does this guy like being tooled on??? why does he keep on comming back... his site is shit... he knows we think that... yet he is still trying to convince us otherwise... get a life sir

KneeKnee
06-08-2005, 03:21 PM
Knee should just do it. Like Nike.. Jay you are the biggest ass hole I have ever spoken to, As kirk cameron would say your going to hell. REPENT,!!!


Should do what???

And, yes, Jay, man, what is your problem? Don't you get humor? Apparently not! Fat kids in glasses = a guffaw a minute!

You know what...Coolman is 100% right! 500 people are going to his site EVERY DAY!!! That means those people LOVE IT! There can be NO question!

As Kirk Cameron would say "what ya talkin bout, jay!"


This reminds me of a comedy skit that happened a few years back. Some blimp crashed and it was a fiery wreck, and the announcer was describing it and pretending to cry. It was really funny and thousands of peopel tuned in to listen. I think they all laughed.

Keep it up, coolman! And be sure to post here when you update the site!

Thanks for the laughs,

Yours truly,

Knee

jpc165
06-08-2005, 03:42 PM
You truly are a coolman.

Did you have a dog named Rudy?

Greentimber
06-08-2005, 03:56 PM
I gouged my eyes out after this one.


http://www.donandmurph.com/Donandmurphclassicshow1234.mov

DoughBoy
06-08-2005, 03:59 PM
Jesus H. Christ, I didn't know that there were two bigger loads of shit out there than Don & Mike... looks like you guys found them.

Greentimber
06-08-2005, 04:35 PM
Jesus H. Christ, I didn't know that there were two bigger loads of shit out there than Don & Mike... looks like you guys found them.

Don and Mike are radio gold compared to these 2.

Maybe Freda could give coolman some show pointers...

ASSBAG
06-08-2005, 04:48 PM
Knee frickin cracks me up.

coolman
06-08-2005, 11:30 PM
That link you posted is to a video we made for a class project. Its really fucking old.

Bushwood
06-09-2005, 12:12 AM
http://www.elevatedstudios.com/sounds/pac-limp.wav

coolman
06-09-2005, 12:20 AM
Listen to a song I made about the inner city...
Please comment....
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=celeb

coolman
06-09-2005, 12:23 AM
Want to know what to make egg salad.
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=eggsaladvid

Bushwood
06-09-2005, 12:53 AM
Want to know how to be more funny?
http://img55.echo.cx/my.php?image=meter0qp.png

coolman
06-09-2005, 12:59 AM
I never said Don and Murph is humor. I find it more of a sad show. They both think they are so cool but they are fucking idiots but they just dont know it.

Bushwood
06-09-2005, 01:05 AM
I never said Don and Murph is humor. I find it more of a sad show. They both think they are so cool but they are fucking idiots but they just dont know it.
Im Don from the show and I must say were are not trying to be wayne and garth. Go watch ripe off. In fact go watch the summer show. Give it a look. Dont listen to that fool.

Alllll right.

coolman
06-09-2005, 01:07 AM
Our son just killed himself over your comments. Here is the last video he ever shot... Watch it you monsters.
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=byebye

Jay Douglas
06-09-2005, 01:20 AM
I never said Don and Murph is humor. I find it more of a sad show. They both think they are so cool but they are fucking idiots but they just dont know it.

You didn't? Your show was listed under your alter ego's "Humor Blog" as "This is and amazing funny internet show". Although I noticed you took both posts off the blog since last night. Good move.

So if it isn't supposed to be humor, what is it? Reality? And just why do you keep coming back?

coolman
06-09-2005, 01:32 AM
I dont know why I come back . Its more of a show that you watch and the whole time you think to yourself, What the fuck is with this, Are those two really fags, Its this show reall, Do they think their cool. Stuff like that.

Jay Douglas
06-09-2005, 01:44 AM
I dont know why I come back . Its more of a show that you watch and the whole time you think to yourself, What the fuck is with this, Are those two really fags, Its this show reall, Do they think their cool. Stuff like that.

Trust me. People do NOT think "is this show real". Now, two questions.

1. Why was my post on your "Shout Box" removed? If you didn't care what I think as you said, you wouldn't have felt the need to remove it.

2. You don't know why you come back? You crave attention, that's all. So how about this. Can you give me a good reason why I should bother addressing you further?

PorchMonkey4Life
06-09-2005, 01:49 AM
Our son just killed himself over your comments. Here is the last video he ever shot... Watch it you monsters.
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=byebye
good... i can only hope...
i have one question for you...
did you ever fuck a hooker up the ass and then try to suck out the load with a crazy straw?

coolman
06-09-2005, 01:53 AM
No i didnt. I deleted negative comments because other see the site and I dont need negative comments on my site.

Jay Douglas
06-09-2005, 01:57 AM
No i didnt. I deleted negative comments because other see the site and I dont need negative comments on my site.

So are you admitting you're a fraud? And what about my second question?

EDIT: "Don and Murph" isn't a humor site, eh?

Don and Murph.com is social satire

KneeKnee
06-09-2005, 02:10 AM
I dont know why I come back . Its more of a show that you watch and the whole time you think to yourself, What the fuck is with this, Are those two really fags, Its this show reall, Do they think their cool. Stuff like that.


Well, I for one, think those two wild and wacky fellas are indeed COOLMEN!
This site is well done and the comedy is totally original. I still can not get over the genious that is fat kid dressed like a woman. Not since the days of klinger has crossdressing been so completely histerical! El oh El!!! Bloddy El Oh EL!!!

Mr Douglas, and Mr Member, could you please tone down your insults?
You may think that Coolman is a shambling mound of talentlessness with a bad haircut, poor typing ability, lame insults and comebacks, and is doomed to live a lifetime of virginity, lard filled socks and moms cooking, but there are people out there (Remember! 500 a DAY!!!) who enjoy this kind of stuff.

Matter of fact, I know this woman, her name is Diana, and her friend told me once that her husband watched the show and laughed. Sadly, though, he got hit by a train.


Coolman, thanks for your replies! I am looking forward to your next one.

from your special friend,

Knee

coolman
06-09-2005, 02:17 AM
Knee you and me should go to clown college.

KneeKnee
06-09-2005, 02:23 AM
Knee you and me should go to clown college.


Actually, I already have a job.

My real name is John Kimbel. Im a detective. I was emailed to look at this thread and come down on soem people who were doing bad things with the information posted here.

Now, I am going to ask you some questions and I want them answered immediately!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

coolman
06-09-2005, 02:35 AM
AAAAA. Kindergarden Cop!
My dad is a photographer.

PorchMonkey4Life
06-09-2005, 07:14 AM
AAAAA. Kindergarden Cop!
My dad is a photographer.
you got that quote but you missed "Are you about a size 14?"
btw... you need to do a report ricky

jpc165
06-09-2005, 07:35 AM
hey coolman please check out my humor site <mod edit> Although classic, it violates the new rules of 2257

KneeKnee
06-09-2005, 03:24 PM
AAAAA. Kindergarden Cop!
My dad is a photographer.

Here is a quote you may or may not have heard.

"You are a disgusting fatbody Private Pile!"

You also may know it from a movie.

coolman
06-09-2005, 04:29 PM
Full Metal Jacket.

KneeKnee
06-09-2005, 04:38 PM
Full Metal Jacket.


Excellent!!!!

have you ever dont movies besides the comedies on your website?

Were you gluttony in "Seven"?

DoughBoy
06-09-2005, 04:48 PM
How about this one, fatboy:

Get in the coffin and DIE.

coolman
06-09-2005, 05:40 PM
Sorry I dont know that one.

Save My Up's Dick
06-09-2005, 05:57 PM
You're just a tool.

Taso
06-09-2005, 06:13 PM
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Screwtape
06-09-2005, 07:15 PM
http://library.thinkquest.org/C003763/images/origin/deep-impact.jpg

PorchMonkey4Life
06-09-2005, 09:42 PM
"They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity."
can anyone guess the movie?

KneeKnee
06-09-2005, 11:14 PM
Do you know foreign films?


This is from the Italian movie "Li odio!"


"Siete uno spreco inutile di spazio e li spero bobina d'arresto su un osso del pollo."

coolman
06-10-2005, 12:59 AM
I like all the asian horror flicks.

KneeKnee
06-10-2005, 01:16 AM
Ok, I have officially become bored with this thread.
I'm done here. :action-sm

coolman
06-10-2005, 01:26 AM
So have I. Let say fuck it to this thread. Lets go make an egg salad sandwhich.

Greentimber
06-10-2005, 09:20 AM
Ok, I have officially become bored with this thread.
I'm done here. :action-sm

Nice Job Knee..:clap:

jpc165
06-10-2005, 09:25 AM
hey coolman please check out my humor site <mod edit> Although classic, it violates the new rules of 2257

that new law is fucking ridiculous. and a man in my position....

PorchMonkey4Life
06-10-2005, 01:48 PM
a man in my position....
i bet you cool guy does not know what movie that is from...

APortablePhone
06-10-2005, 05:54 PM
<mod edit> Although classic, it violates the new rules of 2257

What the fuck is your problem, man?

I think this new rule has officially gone too far. Are you going to need proof that the Lemon Party guys are over 18 too?

PorchMonkey4Life
06-10-2005, 10:18 PM
What the fuck is your problem, man?

I think this new rule has officially gone too far. Are you going to need proof that the Lemon Party guys are over 18 too?
they might be progeria kids... :icon_mrgr

Jaycha72
06-10-2005, 11:20 PM
Somebody just needs to throw both of them under a bus :icon_mrgr

coolman
06-18-2005, 01:51 AM
I just added the Don and Murph camp show. Check it out!

APortablePhone
06-18-2005, 07:42 AM
I just added the Don and Murph camp show. Check it out!

You really don't understand how this works. We give you attention and trash you until we get bored, and then let you fade back into obscurity. Just...walk away.

Bunny™
06-18-2005, 08:28 AM
I just added the Don and Murph camp show. Check it out!
There is a place somewhere on this beautiful internet for you to be plugging your website where it will be appreciated, but Wackbag is definately not the place.
Unless you like the abuse.
We sure do.
Watching your movies is like watching Vos in a spelling bee.
Just a big sad train wreck, and we're all laughing for the wrong reasons.
Good luck in the future, fatty. :icon_neut

Jay Douglas
06-18-2005, 12:24 PM
Just a harmless retard. Don't look him in the eye.

Your fifteen seconds is over. No one ever cared about your show. Get back to your fudge bar.

coolman
06-20-2005, 10:59 PM
Okay. Im going to run away to alaska now. BYE BYE

coolman
09-01-2005, 07:17 PM
Check out the Don and Murph go to the fair video.

Screwtape
09-01-2005, 07:31 PM
Check out the Don and Murph go to the fair video.


http://medicine.ucsd.edu/clinicalmed/genital-rectal-exam2.JPG

coolman
09-04-2005, 05:13 AM
ewwwww.

Screwtape
09-04-2005, 05:22 AM
ewwwww.

yeah, it was more refreshing that watching that horrible video

coolman
09-05-2005, 04:36 AM
Mr big talker