Fuck You Ex Gf

[tmbrwn]

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...ahhaha O Fuck.....and U Say Idk What U Want In Life...i Love U Alot But I Like Him...fuck U Im Done With U...i Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....and Your Trying To Be Friends...how Can U Be Friends With Someone U Love So Fucking Much....but Dating Someone Else......oh And For The Readers Out There...shes Dating Him Because She Feels Sorry For Him....fuck You Mother Fucker...ur A Fucking Liar....i Hope A Bus Hits Your Car Mother Fucker

[njWOWfan69]

this guy iz worse than me!
-mikey

[O&AVirus&more]

Ban Him!

[Douchebag Listener]

Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....

Sir, I have no clue of what the fuck that's suppose to mean.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...ahhaha O Fuck.....and U Say Idk What U Want In Life...i Love U Alot But I Like Him...fuck U Im Done With U...i Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....and Your Trying To Be Friends...how Can U Be Friends With Someone U Love So Fucking Much....but Dating Someone Else......oh And For The Readers Out There...shes Dating Him Because She Feels Sorry For Him....fuck You Mother Fucker...ur A Fucking Liar....i Hope A Bus Hits Your Car Mother Fucker
wow--- you have anger issues man

[stevethrower]

Originally Posted by tmbrwn
Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....

Sir, I have no clue of what the fuck that's suppose to mean.

Perhaps....

http://img27.echo.cx/img27/920/meter5vd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)?

[NUGHUFFER]

...And out come the boozies

[Douchebag Listener]

Perhaps....

http://img27.echo.cx/img27/920/meter5vd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)?

Perhaps, still a very strange choice of objects for someone to get smashed in the head with.

[askewcore]

Sir, I have no clue of what the fuck that's suppose to mean.

I think he meant meteOr....either that or he's just a retard.

[stevethrower]

Perhaps, still a very strange choice of objects for someone to get smashed in the head with.


Well I guess he was really mad... but if he was only slightly pissed off guess he could of meant this...

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/6744/meter4jf.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us) :)

[Douchebag Listener]

I think he meant meteOr....either that or he's just a retard.

I dunno, I think a meteor would probably crush her rather than just hit her in the head. Whatever, the guys obviously heartbroken and judgiung by the time of the post, probably a lil smashed so can't tool on him too much. :icon_mrgr

[stevethrower]

True... true...

[Bushwood]

.http://img126.echo.cx/img126/5513/head8qh.png (http://www.imageshack.us/)

[SatansCheerledr]

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...ahhaha O Fuck.....and U Say Idk What U Want In Life...i Love U Alot But I Like Him...fuck U Im Done With U...i Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....and Your Trying To Be Friends...how Can U Be Friends With Someone U Love So Fucking Much....but Dating Someone Else......oh And For The Readers Out There...shes Dating Him Because She Feels Sorry For Him....fuck You Mother Fucker...ur A Fucking Liar....i Hope A Bus Hits Your Car Mother Fucker

You are obviously in a lot of pain so we shall forgive your moment of weakness. That being said, NOW UNFUCK YOURSELF, PULL IT TOGETHER AND BE A FUCKING MAN!!!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

What's her number?

[Douchebag Listener]

.http://img126.echo.cx/img126/5513/head8qh.png (http://www.imageshack.us/)

:clap: :clap: :clap:

I was waiting for something along those lines. :icon_mrgr

[PeePs]

Did you start leaving psycho voicemail messages on her phone yet?

[Peeler Pus]

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...
Dude you can only blame yourself. if a woman leaves you for a 16 year old kid, who cant even drive yet, or buy her beer, you werent laying the pipe right, physically and mentally. Its all your fault. Whatever mistakes you made with this one, you'll probably make the same mistakes with the next one. Figure out what you did wrong, get another girl, wait for the ex to try to get back with you, then bang the shit out of her, fist her, splash a batch in her eye, kick her out naked, throw her clothes on her, and yell "let the 16 year old dress you if he can you mangy twat!" or "your box still smells like yucca flats after the blast, you fuckin similak semen swiller".

Damn, maybe i got issues......... :icon_roll

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Dude you can only blame yourself. if a woman leaves you for a 16 year old kid, who cant even drive yet, or buy her beer, you werent laying the pipe right, physically and mentally. Its all your fault. Whatever mistakes you made with this one, you'll probably make the same mistakes with the next one. Figure out what you did wrong, get another girl, wait for the ex to try to get back with you, then bang the shit out of her, fist her, splash a batch in her eye, kick her out naked, throw her clothes on her, and yell "let the 16 year old dress you if he can you mangy twat!" or "your box still smells like yucca flats after the blast, you fuckin similak semen swiller".

Damn, maybe i got issues......... :icon_roll
we all have issues... just some worse than others

[SatansCheerledr]

Dude you can only blame yourself. if a woman leaves you for a 16 year old kid, who cant even drive yet, or buy her beer, you werent laying the pipe right, physically and mentally. Its all your fault. Whatever mistakes you made with this one, you'll probably make the same mistakes with the next one. Figure out what you did wrong, get another girl, wait for the ex to try to get back with you, then bang the shit out of her, fist her, splash a batch in her eye, kick her out naked, throw her clothes on her, and yell "let the 16 year old dress you if he can you mangy twat!" or "your box still smells like yucca flats after the blast, you fuckin similak semen swiller".

Damn, maybe i got issues......... :icon_roll

It would be inappropriate as a Dr. of Psychology to give professional advice in this kind of forum. So my unprofessional, layman’s advice is this is not necessarily bad advice. IT’S A GIRL! A STUPID BITCH WHO WOULD FUCK A CHILD! Better you found out now than later! Take your lumps, suck it up, and be a man! Move on. Time heals all wounds and in a little while you’ll look back and laugh because you are a man and the master of your own destiny while she will always be a stupid twat at the mercy of her dick o’ the moment!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

It would be inappropriate as a Dr. of Psychology to give professional advice in this kind of forum. So my unprofessional, layman’s advice is this is not necessarily bad advice. IT’S A GIRL! A STUPID BITCH WHO WOULD FUCK A CHILD! Better you found out now than later! Take your lumps, suck it up, and be a man! Move on. Time heals all wounds and in a little while you’ll look back and laugh because you are a man and the master of your own destiny while she will always be a stupid twat at the mercy of her dick o’ the moment!
wow! if i had a shrink lke that i might not be so fucked up.... you are one direct shrink sir

[SatansCheerledr]

wow! if i had a shrink lke that i might not be so fucked up.... you are one direct shrink sir

Thank You, most of psychologists are just whores. They will tell you what you want to hear so you will keep coming back at $175.00 a 50 minute hour. This is of course my unprofessional, personal opinion and has no bearing on other practitioners of either my profession nor the standards and guidelines of the APA. My patents tend to get off the couch and walk out, not show up for their next appointment, or together we un-fuck them and they move on.
I know we mostly tend to thrash on each other here but when I see some poor bastard in genuine pain I have a soft spot for them.
How about a little support for tmbrwn? Share a personal story how you got destroyed and moved on and were better for it in the long run.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Thank You, most of psychologists are just whores. They will tell you what you want to hear so you will keep coming back at $175.00 a 50 minute hour. This is of course my unprofessional, personal opinion and has no bearing on other practitioners of either my profession nor the standards and guidelines of the APA. My patents tend to get off the couch and walk out, not show up for their next appointment, or together we un-fuck them and they move on.
I know we mostly tend to thrash on each other here but when I see some poor bastard in genuine pain I have a soft spot for them.
How about a little support for tmbrwn? Share a personal story how you got destroyed and moved on and were better for it in the long run.
Well there was this one girl who broke my heart... so i hit her over the back of the head with a shovel and slit her neck and ate her breasts... now i keep the rest of her body preserved in my basement and skull fuck here eye sockets everytime i get bored.
as i always say... if you cant have her... kill her

[SatansCheerledr]

Well there was this one girl who broke my heart... so i hit her over the back of the head with a shovel and slit her neck and ate her breasts... now i keep the rest of her body preserved in my basement and skull fuck here eye sockets everytime i get bored.
as i always say... if you cant have her... kill her

That’s excellent. I’m so pleased you have moved on, (Sort of). You are the master of your own destiny and she is a rawhide chew toy. I’m sure it is very cathartic for you to share your beef jerky fetish with the group, and I’m sure tmbrwn will benefit from you sharing your experience. Any one else like to share? Don’t be frightened, you’re amongst friends.



http://img189.echo.cx/img189/9960/beefgirl8pt.png (http://www.imageshack.us)
Dick makes good jerky too.

[Jay Douglas]

Well there was this one girl who broke my heart... so i hit her over the back of the head with a shovel and slit her neck and ate her breasts... now i keep the rest of her body preserved in my basement and skull fuck here eye sockets everytime i get bored.
as i always say... if you cant have her... kill her

Exactly. It's like a lot of people say, sometimes you've just got to attack your problems head on and I agree. Move in fast and take care of it. Bring the knife down quickly and don't be afraid to let out a blood curdling scream as you do so!!

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...ahhaha O Fuck.....and U Say Idk What U Want In Life...i Love U Alot But I Like Him...fuck U Im Done With U...i Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....and Your Trying To Be Friends...how Can U Be Friends With Someone U Love So Fucking Much....but Dating Someone Else......oh And For The Readers Out There...shes Dating Him Because She Feels Sorry For Him....fuck You Mother Fucker...ur A Fucking Liar....i Hope A Bus Hits Your Car Mother Fucker

Well, I'm no Lex and Terry (ugh...), but I'll try and help you out, tmbrwn. She said she didn't know what you want in life. I'm guessing by this she means she doesn't know how far you wanted this relationship to go. You've got to understand that this confusion has been around for three and a half years. That means you apparently haven't given her anything to work with, so to speak. If you couldn't trust her enough atfer three years to tell her how you truly feel, wasn't her leaving you just inevitable?

That being said, she's also a lying slut, so my previous paragraph may mean nothing. She couldn't have truly loved you or else she wouldn't have left you for a sixteen-year-old so soon after leaving. She's dating him because she feels sorry for him? Sounds like the answer a whore would give.She wants to be "friends"? Typical response from someone who can't admit the truth.

So, you both have issues. You should learn to trust those you love and she needs to learn not to be such a skank.

[Glenn Dandy]

All girls are fucked, some you play some play you. Move on sir.

[zagman76]

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...ahhaha O Fuck.....and U Say Idk What U Want In Life...i Love U Alot But I Like Him...fuck U Im Done With U...i Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....and Your Trying To Be Friends...how Can U Be Friends With Someone U Love So Fucking Much....but Dating Someone Else......oh And For The Readers Out There...shes Dating Him Because She Feels Sorry For Him....fuck You Mother Fucker...ur A Fucking Liar....i Hope A Bus Hits Your Car Mother Fucker

Sounds like you could get some use out of these:

For her:
http://gbehh.com/cards/images/thumbs/congfuck2_card_sm.jpg (http://gbehh.com/cgi-bin/pd/pd.cgi?image=/cards/images/congfuck2_card.jpg&form=form-gbehh.html)


For him:
http://gbehh.com/cards/images/thumbs/luckwhore_card_sm.jpg (http://gbehh.com/cgi-bin/pd/pd.cgi?image=/cards/images/luckwhore_card.jpg&form=form-gbehh.html)


:)

[Bushwood]

Send her a bag of these.
http://img297.echo.cx/img297/7359/aidsheart5te.png (http://www.imageshack.us/)

[O&AVirus&more]

Sounds like you could get some use out of these:

For her:
http://gbehh.com/cards/images/thumbs/congfuck2_card_sm.jpg (http://gbehh.com/cgi-bin/pd/pd.cgi?image=/cards/images/congfuck2_card.jpg&form=form-gbehh.html)


For him:
http://gbehh.com/cards/images/thumbs/luckwhore_card_sm.jpg (http://gbehh.com/cgi-bin/pd/pd.cgi?image=/cards/images/luckwhore_card.jpg&form=form-gbehh.html)


:)
Cures everything! Lack of laughter, cured!

[SparrowHawk]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/meteroid.jpg

I can't believe no one has commented on Ant's hilarious photoshop...

You always give me a smile man...whether on the show or on this board.

You are a true comic genius.

[kloraferm]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/meteroid.jpg
I'll bet that kid has his hand on her ass. Or maybe grabbing her like a bowling ball.
(Funny pic btw)

[Seth]

Well there was this one girl who broke my heart... so i hit her over the back of the head with a shovel and slit her neck and ate her breasts... now i keep the rest of her body preserved in my basement and skull fuck here eye sockets everytime i get bored.
as i always say... if you cant have her... kill her

Did you make this or were you just the inspiration?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218854
(http://javascript<b></b>:OpenPortalContentWin(218854,%20400,%20550,%20'218 854_love.swf',%20'Valentine's%)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Did you make this or were you just the inspiration?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218854
(http://javascript<b></b>:OpenPortalContentWin(218854,%20400,%20550,%20'218 854_love.swf',%20'Valentine's%)
no.... but that is very funny... good find sir

[Pork Flaps]

O U Really Fucking Annoy Me....after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....and A Fucking Month Later Your Dating A 16 Year Old Kid...ahhaha O Fuck.....and U Say Idk What U Want In Life...i Love U Alot But I Like Him...fuck U Im Done With U...i Hope A Meter Hits U In The Fucking Head.....and Your Trying To Be Friends...how Can U Be Friends With Someone U Love So Fucking Much....but Dating Someone Else......oh And For The Readers Out There...shes Dating Him Because She Feels Sorry For Him....fuck You Mother Fucker...ur A Fucking Liar....i Hope A Bus Hits Your Car Mother Fucker

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN, Slap..
Whatsa Matta Wit you?

[KneeKnee]

Maybe They Can Call The Show And Try Out For Sexiest State, Then, The Boys Can Do A Hot Teen News Segment On Them.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Maybe They Can Call The Show And Try Out For Sexiest State, Then, The Boys Can Do A Hot Teen News Segment On Them.
what ever happened to sexiest state... i kinda miss hearing the pennsylvania polka

[KneeKnee]

what ever happened to sexiest state... i kinda miss hearing the pennsylvania polka


I miss hearing hardcore anal sex...

[vcdburn]

...after Fucking 3.5 Years We Break Up....

He fucked for 3.5 years, Damn I'd break up with that nympho too.

[Bone Dry]

Is the guy she’s dating now in the Marines, and rides a motorcycle?

[KneeKnee]

Is the guy she’s dating now in the Marines, and rides a motorcycle?


Tmbrwn, do you stock dairy? (Nice callback, Bone Dry! :clap: )

[Hudson]

at least you didn't wake up to a knock on your door a week ago from the cops saying "pay it or we take it" fucking twat has two others that I didnt know about...I'm out about 7 grand

[IamAWOWgurl]

this guy iz worse than me!
-mikey

not one thing in this world iz worse than u :icon_roll