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DefJef
06-05-2005, 04:04 PM
I think mine's gotta be on the beach with the moon out, no one around, just the waves crashing...yours?
Sack of Chisels
06-05-2005, 04:26 PM
Behind a Mcdonalds dumpster... with a handgun, and a 14 year old.
PeePs
06-05-2005, 04:35 PM
14 yr old boy or girl?
Bushwood
06-05-2005, 04:36 PM
My ex gf's house..her mother was watching, so I untied her and fucked her too.
14 yr old boy or girl?
Human or animal? He never specified...
XMScott
06-05-2005, 04:41 PM
Top of my car in the woods
Maybe that time at the elementry school parkinglot when the cop pulled in with his lights on and ripped me out of my car accusing me of ****
*sounds awful, hahaha*
IDontCare05
06-05-2005, 04:56 PM
A girl I met at the beach.....went to her house and we fucked for a good 2- 2 1/2 hours. We were also drunk...so it got a little crazy. So was a freak but it was really sexy and so was she. She had the nicest ass i have ever seen.
Just A Pest
06-05-2005, 05:07 PM
Well one time at band camp...... [cricket...cricket] Actually in a hotel bathroom in Miami with the hottest guy and he was pretty damn good... I was also only 19 so I was smiling for days after that!!!!
IDontCare05
06-05-2005, 05:10 PM
:EDIT: JOKE WENT RIGHT OVER MY HEAD
tattered
06-05-2005, 05:15 PM
ild have to say in the parking lot of my ex g/f's work. we had both got done work and we were dirty....it was fucking hot
Jolie
06-05-2005, 05:16 PM
Probably up against a vending machine in the basement of the Computer Science building at my college.
Its hard to come up with just one, cause that guy was amazing.
Jolie
06-05-2005, 05:17 PM
no that's sounds right in your alley.... :action-sm
I don't know whats worse...That you already had a picture of a young girl...or you searched for one.. :icon_mrgr
(Psst... I think the joke is who the girl is... )
opack fan
06-05-2005, 05:27 PM
On top of my then boyfriends car at the beach on a really hot-hot summer night!!! Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
:biggrinfl
O&A and Lil' Jimmy Forever!!! Spread The Virus!!!
turdfrgsn
06-05-2005, 05:30 PM
in the fwd bosun's locker in a guided missile fast frigate when we did a port call in nassau, bahamas
her parents had a time share there, she was a student at bowling green and i gave her a tour of the ship
fasteddie350
06-05-2005, 05:36 PM
Probably when i fucked my neighbor in the ass on her couch.......
The only suckie part was when afterwards she went into the bathroom and came out saying she had the "white runs".....Kinda ruined the moment
stabmasterarson
06-05-2005, 05:40 PM
Too soon? :icon_eek:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
:icon_eek: is right
Mike H
06-05-2005, 05:47 PM
Latino stripper/prostitute when I was in college.
mainliner
06-05-2005, 05:54 PM
this bald skinny 19 yr old right before they closed the "shower" door
stevethrower
06-05-2005, 05:58 PM
On the lawn of my buddies cottage... getting my ass bitten by mosquitos...
Bushwood
06-05-2005, 06:01 PM
http://img245.echo.cx/img245/9167/t0sh.png (http://www.imageshack.us/)
I'm the smiling one.
Peeler Pus
06-05-2005, 06:16 PM
I banged the snot out of this hot ass chick in DOminican republic. SHe spoke no english at all.........After she jumped off she looked at the condom on my junk and asked "no Leche?" Im still gigglin bout that.
ffemt19
06-05-2005, 06:22 PM
Too soon? :icon_eek:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
Is that Ant's girlfriend from the mission impossible II movie trip?
ADD Theater
06-05-2005, 07:07 PM
We had some friends over and got liquored up. It started out as a 5-some. Me, the wife, her friend (female), another friend of her's and her fiance.
Things got crazy and the other guy bailed. He freaked out! I guess watching me munch his soon-to-be wife's box was a little too much for him. :) Although my wife and her friend were double-teaming him orally at the time. Straight out of a porno. So, he leaves but his fiance decides she wants to stay.
Then the wife sets a ground rule - you can do anything you want but you can't penetrate any of the other women. I can live with that. So, they start passing my cock around like a lollipop. The start touching each other and stuff. I thought some hard core stuff was gonna break out but it was mostly heaving petting and some digital penetration. I was going around munching box like it was going out of style.
This went on for an hour or two. Finally I started plugging away doggy-style for the big finish. One of the other girls reaches under grabs my yam bag really hard and I blow my top. It was friggin' intense. Hands down a personal top 3 orgasm. I was dizzy afterwards.
After that, the guy and his fiance never see us again. I heard they got married. The other girl is in a serious relationship and we haven't seen her much. The wife and I had a kid and she still hasn't dropped her "pregnancy weight". Now, I'm lucky if I get it once a week.
Looks like I'll never be able to go to a wackbag.com event in the future. :rolleyes:
turdfrgsn
06-05-2005, 07:38 PM
oh i dunno bout dat, sir
that was a toddlin' lil story
http://mysite.verizon.net/jwdima/Close%20Encounters/Close%20Encounters_files/Alison%20Stern.jpg
Alison. Alison!
fasteddie350
06-05-2005, 07:59 PM
V ery I mportant P ussy................."Hoo Hoo, tell em Fred"
fhore twentee
06-05-2005, 08:26 PM
I had sex on the sun once.
waaaaaay fuckin' hot.
turdfrgsn
06-05-2005, 08:28 PM
http://mysite.verizon.net/jwdima/Close%20Encounters/Close%20Encounters_files/Alison%20Stern.jpg
Alison. Alison!
my best friend........
Smoke
06-05-2005, 08:58 PM
http://mysite.verizon.net/jwdima/Close%20Encounters/Close%20Encounters_files/Alison%20Stern.jpg
Alison. Alison!
That explains the sudden flip of CBS FM.
MetalSign
06-05-2005, 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wifflebatlube
Too soon? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
Does nobody else realize this is the girl in the pink kanga hat that was ***** and murdered in Florida? That's why WBL said too soon... I'm SMAHHT!
turdfrgsn
06-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wifflebatlube
Too soon? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
Does nobody else realize this is the girl in the pink kanga hat that was ***** and murdered in Florida? That's why WBL said too soon... I'm SMAHHT!
not like everyone SAYS....
Tax Kuntz
06-05-2005, 11:09 PM
Originally Posted by Wifflebatlube
Too soon? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpghttp://www.nndb.com/people/927/000031834/jimnorton03.jpg
Does nobody else realize this is the girl in the pink kanga hat that was ***** and murdered in Florida? That's why WBL said too soon... I'm SMAHHT
Doesn't Li'l Jimmy have one of those Kanga hat's? Hmmmm....."whaa"
IDontCare05
06-05-2005, 11:19 PM
Does nobody else realize this is the girl in the pink kanga hat that was ***** and murdered in Florida? That's why WBL said too soon... I'm SMAHHT!
Yea i caught that late and sounded like an ass when I didnt get it at first after my initial post. I wasn't up with the news. :icon_redf
stevethrower
06-05-2005, 11:24 PM
On the lawn of my buddies cottage... getting my ass bitten by mosquitos...
K I should add at the time I was 19 and she was 15... but she said she was 17... thank God for the statute of limitation...
Oh and the really bad thing... before I deployed... asked her if she was on the pill... she repied yes... towit I replied yeeeeeeees.....
Yada yada... 5 circle of hell... hang on Catholic have pergaorty sweet :)
Pork Flaps
06-05-2005, 11:30 PM
I was out one night all dolled up and I had ditched my other friends. I didn't really need the money but I had fever junk in my pants. Really hard to hide but I want looking to fool a John on said evening. Then he pulled up, his Saturn shined in the flickering street light. He seemed cautious but willing. I assured him we would have fun and drove to a drive through room, rates were per half hour but the towels were clean. I went down on him and he rubbed my back, then my shoulders. I think he realized I was a man and quickly exited the room after leaving some cash for a taxi on the nightstand. I cryed for an hour with his clear stuff running down my chin, the fat meated breasted nothing didnt even have the common courtesy to give me a reach around....:rolleyes:
Heeeyyyy Dadddeeee
http://img295.echo.cx/img295/6042/trannywagon9mn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
FBA_Psycho
06-05-2005, 11:49 PM
We had some friends over and got liquored up. It started out as a 5-some. Me, the wife, her friend (female), another friend of her's and her fiance.
Things got crazy and the other guy bailed. He freaked out! I guess watching me munch his soon-to-be wife's box was a little too much for him. :) Although my wife and her friend were double-teaming him orally at the time. Straight out of a porno. So, he leaves but his fiance decides she wants to stay.
Then the wife sets a ground rule - you can do anything you want but you can't penetrate any of the other women. I can live with that. So, they start passing my cock around like a lollipop. The start touching each other and stuff. I thought some hard core stuff was gonna break out but it was mostly heaving petting and some digital penetration. I was going around munching box like it was going out of style.
This went on for an hour or two. Finally I started plugging away doggy-style for the big finish. One of the other girls reaches under grabs my yam bag really hard and I blow my top. It was friggin' intense. Hands down a personal top 3 orgasm. I was dizzy afterwards.
After that, the guy and his fiance never see us again. I heard they got married. The other girl is in a serious relationship and we haven't seen her much. The wife and I had a kid and she still hasn't dropped her "pregnancy weight". Now, I'm lucky if I get it once a week.
Looks like I'll never be able to go to a wackbag.com event in the future. :rolleyes:
Damn dude I have a full rod after reading that.
THE FEZ MAN
06-06-2005, 12:05 AM
i I banged 2 chicks in one day, that was about the hottest thing I’ve had the pleasure of doing. My girl friend in the morning then my other girlfriend in the evening, also I had chick #2 blowing me while I was on the phone with chick #1 that was funny. I miss chick #2 she was a dirty little girl. She liked to bang me after work in our local mall then go to Friendly’s for ice cream she also let me basically bang her where ever we were when ever I wanted she was such a good egg.
Too soon? :icon_eek:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
not soon enough! psycho
Lil'JimmysMule
06-06-2005, 09:15 AM
Behind a Mcdonalds dumpster... with a handgun, and a 14 year old.
Fucking Funny!!!!!!!
rasberryrain
06-06-2005, 09:34 AM
Over the long holiday weekend. I was at a cabin and boating, we took a stroll to the boat and had amazing sex. It was a crystal clear night. I could see the big dipper. I also got to see my first shooting star. It was unforgetable!
JoeyDVDZ
06-06-2005, 10:02 AM
Too soon? :icon_eek:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
You sick sick fuck.... no wonder your show appeals to us filthy animals! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gif
ASSBAG
06-06-2005, 02:59 PM
There was this time in the south, when these hot rednecks told me I had a "purdy mouth" and made me get down in my mighty tighty whiteys.
LilJimmyRbinson
06-06-2005, 03:01 PM
I had sex with this sorority girl in her house's formal room. It was where they had all their meetings and hazing shit I guess. All I know is that they don't allow guys in there and there I was getting ridden (rode?) on the carpet, then bent her over the couch.
The other time that sticks out was on a ski trip with a bunch of friends. We were all drinking and late the first night I hooked up with my friend of 2 years, we did everything but have sex, only because we were walked in on. The next night, we were all watching a movie, I was in a chair and she was sitting next to me on the floor. She put a blanket over my lap and proceeded to jerk me off until I came. It was amazing because nobody else in the room had any idea (that I know of).
moosenman
06-06-2005, 03:29 PM
On the phone with some girl who said she was 19. I stink!
There was this time in the south, when these hot rednecks told me I had a "purdy mouth" and made me get down in my mighty tighty whiteys.
Was that the same time that Stinky and Black Earl went to WONA?
Hummercash
06-06-2005, 03:41 PM
Was that the same time that Stinky and Black Earl went to WONA?
and don't forget dan from hoboken...
alabama man.
khemystri
06-06-2005, 03:45 PM
extacy + 2 strippers = :icon_mrgr
:action-sm
HerkyJerkyLiz
06-06-2005, 03:52 PM
tammy technical says, "its KANGOL not kanga." sorry that was just bugging me.
http://delmonicohatter.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/Kangol%20Cotton%20Drill%20Lahinch%209189%20May%202 004%20225X.gif
KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 04:23 PM
WOW! Nothing turns me on like a bunch of dudes talking about their hottest sex experiences...yeeeeachhh
Can more fucken women post in this thread? I just lost all blood flow to my lower half.
droopygirl106
06-06-2005, 04:51 PM
WOW! Nothing turns me on like a bunch of dudes talking about their hottest sex experiences...yeeeeachhh
Can more fucken women post in this thread? I just lost all blood flow to my lower half.
Knee, I'm still waiting for my hottest sex experience
You wanna try out what I emailed you about?? :action-sm
Tossed Salad
06-06-2005, 05:00 PM
Male nurse(me) + hot female nurses at work + night shift = :icon_mrgr
kloraferm
06-06-2005, 05:10 PM
she looks like a good egg ...
doesn't look much older than the egg.
KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 05:11 PM
Knee, I'm still waiting for my hottest sex experience
You wanna try out what I emailed you about?? :action-sm
My plane lands 5pm your time. Pick me up at the airport. :icon_mrgr
doesn't look much older than the egg.
That is so clever and hysterical and wrong-kudos!
Jolie
06-06-2005, 06:37 PM
Can more fucken women post in this thread? I just lost all blood flow to my lower half.
I'll post more of my experiences if you want...
There was the time I had sex with this girl i knew while my bf watched. For some reason, she decided he couldn't touch, so he was only allowed to sit and watch us. And every once in awhile he would suggest something for us to do, which was kinda cool.
And then there was the time, same guy, that we were with another girl and had sex all night. That time he did WAY more than watch.
societyofmyera
06-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Too soon? :icon_eek:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_lunsford_vsml_7a.vsmall.jpg
was it before or after the news report?
Driving down a back road, my GF at the time, all 4'11" of her, rode me while driving. That was great !!
Freddy's Finger
06-06-2005, 09:55 PM
My ex GF was riding and it was good and all but nothing spectaculer. On a scale of 1-10, it was a 6 at best (the sex, not the girl, she was a 4). Then she spotted a bottle of Cuervo on the nightstand, grabbed it and chugged down a healthy shot without breaking her stride. It went from a 6 to a 9 real quick.
2 months later we broke up do to her excessive drinking
KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 10:15 PM
My ex GF was riding and it was good and all but nothing spectaculer. On a scale of 1-10, it was a 6 at best (the sex, not the girl, she was a 4). Then she spotted a bottle of Cuervo on the nightstand, grabbed it and chugged down a healthy shot without breaking her stride. It went from a 6 to a 9 real quick.
2 months later we broke up do to her excessive drinking
But yet she remained a 4?
hottest partial sex: giving my bf head in our seats on a plane ride home while sorta covering my head w/ a jacket and the old lady to my right had no idea. i think. all the full sex stories involve illicit substances and shouldn't be repeated. :icon_redf
IDontCare05
06-06-2005, 10:55 PM
hottest partial sex: giving my bf head in our seats on a plane ride home while sorta covering my head w/ a jacket and the old lady to my right had no idea. i think. all the full sex stories involve illicit substances and shouldn't be repeated. :icon_redf
Your a good egg... :action-sm
KneeKnee
06-06-2005, 11:26 PM
I'll post more of my experiences if you want...
There was the time I had sex with this girl i knew while my bf watched. For some reason, she decided he couldn't touch, so he was only allowed to sit and watch us. And every once in awhile he would suggest something for us to do, which was kinda cool.
And then there was the time, same guy, that we were with another girl and had sex all night. That time he did WAY more than watch.
Crap, now I dont know if I feel better or worse....
George W. Bush
06-06-2005, 11:30 PM
Some brazilian girl on vacation in Orlando, fucked her brains out for 8 days straight. To this day, still my only "10".............
Jolie
06-07-2005, 06:43 AM
Crap, now I dont know if I feel better or worse....
Aww... I was just trying to help...
hottest partial sex: giving my bf head in our seats on a plane ride home while sorta covering my head w/ a jacket and the old lady to my right had no idea. i think. all the full sex stories involve illicit substances and shouldn't be repeated. :icon_redf
My new favorite board member. :action-sm
hottest partial sex: giving my bf head in our seats on a plane ride home while sorta covering my head w/ a jacket and the old lady to my right had no idea. i think. all the full sex stories involve illicit substances and shouldn't be repeated. :icon_redf
nice...
Glenn Dandy
06-07-2005, 06:44 PM
My ex the druggy was awsome in bed.Why else would i date a druggy.
She had an attack mentality, i liked that. And she cam like every 3 minutes.
Only bad thing was once she was all Somaed up muscle relaxers and she shit on me while i was banging her baloon knot.
THE FEZ MAN
06-07-2005, 10:51 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap: god i love knowing that im not the only fool that has had that happen. junkies are fun :rolleyes:
KneeKnee
06-08-2005, 01:57 AM
Aww... I was just trying to help...
Nah, im just bitter...My bestsex story involves an X and I dont want to talk about it...My most recent sex story involves 2 hours of hardcore fooling around without the creamy payoff...
tstlkevanilla
06-08-2005, 01:37 PM
I wish I had one single experience that stood out..but I've had so much good sex.... life is great...
Glenn Dandy
06-08-2005, 08:37 PM
C,Mon you never Shat on a guy?
I wish I knew some hot midget babes. Boy would I have some stories to tell.
tstlkevanilla
06-08-2005, 08:41 PM
Never shat nor pissed on a guy...
turdfrgsn
06-08-2005, 08:47 PM
Some brazilian girl on vacation in Orlando, fucked her brains out for 8 days straight. To this day, still my only "10".............
what about cornholing laura, 2nd date, under the oil rig in midland.........
JoeyDVDZ
06-08-2005, 08:52 PM
Once traded girlfriends with another guy one night. Me & the other dude also got to watch our gals eat each other out. That was pretty hot. Ah, what I wouldn't do to go back to my misspent youth.
Merlyn
06-13-2005, 08:02 AM
hottest partial sex: giving my bf head in our seats on a plane ride home while sorta covering my head w/ a jacket and the old lady to my right had no idea. i think. all the full sex stories involve illicit substances and shouldn't be repeated. :icon_redf
My Kind of Woman......
:clap:
Glenn Dandy
06-13-2005, 04:26 PM
Girl im seeing now was married 19 years . Im her first man since the divorce shes a good egg. I see the back of her head more than the front.
flyerfan116
06-13-2005, 04:44 PM
On the beach in Cancun, tried to go up to the room, but it was all inclusive so they were giving me shit at the door about taking her up, we were both completely hammered and neither of us had money to "tip" the guy watching the door, so we just found the first open piece of beach there was...like i said we were hammered but it was still hot as hell I guess b/c it was the first time i'd been with soeone i didn't really know...hell i don't think we even exchanged names but it was awesome
although the night i invited my friend Jay over for some wine and a java log comes in a close second
Jolie
06-13-2005, 05:40 PM
A guy I worked with and screwed once or twice (we'll call him Jake) called me up at 3:05am one morning (bar closes at 3:00) wanting to party more. So I called my other friend (used to be our boss - we will call her tonya) and we told her we were coming to pick her up. So my friend and his other friend (uhm, bob) show up to get me first, and I give Jake a bj on the way to her house (he was driving). Then we get there, and pick her up and go to Jakes house and I end up having sex with Bob while Tonya has sex with Jake. All took place on Jakes living room floor, while his dad was sleeping (he was in his room tho, not the living room with us... that would have made it weird).
So about 5:30, we are all done, and bob goes home to his house, jake and i take tonya to hers, at which point it occurs to me that jake is WAY too drunk to drive, so then I drive us back to my apartment where he sleeps it off. I dont think ive seen him since then.
good times, good times.
LilJimmiesMule
06-13-2005, 06:08 PM
:icon_eek: is right
Not to soon, Lil Jimmy says after the dental records come back...
LilJimmiesMule
06-13-2005, 06:14 PM
My best friends ex wife the minute she signed the divorce paper, I'll try to post a pic, 5'8", 109, looks like julia stiles.. In any case, 7 hours and 4 rooms later, we had to rent a carpet cleaner...
Glenn Dandy
06-13-2005, 10:49 PM
My best friends ex wife the minute she signed the divorce paper, I'll try to post a pic, 5'8", 109, looks like julia stiles.. In any case, 7 hours and 4 rooms later, we had to rent a carpet cleaner...
What a good friend you are :icon_roll
kloraferm
06-14-2005, 11:11 AM
Behind a Mcdonalds dumpster... with a handgun, and a 14 year old.
And I thought romance was dead :icon_wink
Cosmo
06-14-2005, 11:16 AM
In the back seat of my car couple of years ago on like a 95 degree summer day. So SO hot.
Chesters Mule
06-14-2005, 07:00 PM
Behind a Mcdonalds dumpster... with a handgun, and a 14 year old.
That post caught me off guard. Very funny..!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
formadrain
06-15-2005, 03:30 AM
This is sick but, and please wait and finish the story, one year out of high schl. and she was the girl of one or the top 10 of bad asses I new. Driving down our river road (classic) not when your dick is getting more blood than your brain. Went to a party and my roomy asked, what the fuck, we were trying to make like we didn't want to fuck. I couldn't take it any more drove back to my place in town and fucked. Woke up in the morning, she was gone, but my roomate brought out her unders out of the bathroom and showed them to me, biggest brownie we ever seen. Couldn't brag about it after that. But sure was hottest sex I ever had.
Dangballs
06-15-2005, 04:56 AM
... was when I was 16. My old best friend brought his girl over with her totally cute librarian-looking girl friend whom I'd never met before, and evidently we both had on some kickass scents. Once introduced, my friend and his girlfriend went off into my bedroom, and the girl friend and I were left alone in the den. I commented on her perfume and she asked if it turned me on. I said that it did, and asked her to smell me and if my cologne turner her on. After she said yes, we started sucking face, and 5 minutes later we were kicking my friend and his girl out of my bedroom.
We had the roughest sex I've ever had, even till now. ("Ya Kiddin!?) She was screaming YES and GOD relentlessly, and after just about 2 hours of hardcore fucking, I had blood dripping ("Wheaaa??") down my back from her nails digging in. ("Oh my Gawd...give the back my condolences") We were sick sweaty and my bed looked like a **** scene. My parents were coming home any minute so we all had to bounce. I only saw her once after that, and then she moved to upsate NY. That was the hottest, roughest, and most spontaneous sex I've had in my life. I think the biggest turn on was that we'd only knew eachother for 5 minutes before it all happened. Whew....I gotta go rub one out.....
edit - In addition, my buddy lost his virginity in the den while the above story took place. A damn good night had by all!
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