O&A Listening Thread 06-06-05

[absurder]

Does anyone know what Ant's screen name is on Fark?

The Seagull

[DoughBoy]

I think this guy has provided fodder for some good stories and impressions in this segment.

I concur.

[Seth]

What's this site?

[commish13]

It's Maddox.xmission.com

[dees4u]

Crappy art link:

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

[Sack of Chisels]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

[Assuck]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

[absurder]

I concur.

But at what price? At what price?

[Papagolash]

the page in question (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule)



aslo, someone last week bought me a month subscription for totalfark.com anyone know how the fuck I go about making a membership?

"Papagolash:

An anonymous sponsor has just bought you a:

$5 - One Month TotalFark Subscription - Non-Recurring

Thanks for supporting Fark.com and TotalFark.com!"

[Seth]

thanks, I found it right after I asked. Isn't that always the way?

[Mike_From_Texas]

man those kids suck ass at drawing ... hence all the Fs Maddox gave.

[commish13]

Man, I remember laughing at this website 4 years ago.

[FANDICK]

This site is hilarious!

[truckdriver4iwx]

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

I am better than your kid

[Mike_From_Texas]

This site is hilarious!

yes it is!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

those kids deserved to be ***** for their drawings

[HooHooWho]

aahh too bad drew curtis is leaving

[BeezerBlanks]

that site rules oh yah morning all!

[Mike_From_Texas]

Live read for Gamefly ... yay.

[Chuckyarla]

Does jim want his mike earled?

[Mike_From_Texas]

that site rules oh yah morning all!

morning there!

[Fenix]

aahh too bad drew curtis is leaving


LoL, the tears are just running down my face

[XMScott]

Whooo

Hot Shots!!!!!!!!!

Best Game Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mike_From_Texas]

being a World of Warcraft guy ... when are the boys gonna get this game??

[Chester'sLiver]

does anyone have a link to the Angelina Jolie thing Drew was talking about? I can not find it on Fark.

[Chester'sLiver]

Whooo

Hot Shots!!!!!!!!!

Best Game Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have it in my PSP right now. It is a good game.

[XMScott]

Ive been addicted since Hot Shots 3, Fore! was fantastic, and its impossible to put the PSP version down

Its been in mine since release day!

[burningsun]

where's ant's wizard hat?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Ant is right about SWG. Logged on yesterday with my character, a master swordsman, and I had respec'ed my character. When I went back to swordsman after trying bounty hunter and smuggler, I couldn't wear my armor anymore. Got my ass seriously kicked on the 1st mission I tried after going back to swords. SWG sucks balls now.

[Mike_From_Texas]

where's ant's wizard hat?

probably somewhere hanging in his house, or on his head. he needs a robe too to complete that.

[Chuckyarla]

does it go on and on

[Mike_From_Texas]

does it go on and on

SWG has no end game ... WoW doesn't have a end game ...

[girthymac]

Morning Baggers!!

[al885]

hahah MMORPG talk. world of warcraft rules

[Mike_From_Texas]

Morning Baggers!!

morning there.

[JoeyDVDZ]

SWG is quest based, and there's always something to quest for. I used to REALLY love the game, but I'm pretty annoyed with all the changes they've been making lately to it. It's getting impossible to play lately.

[burningsun]

forget human warriors and fuck wizadry, here comes master swordsman Anthony

[girthymac]

WHo's in the studio this morning?

[Chester'sLiver]

I got back into San Andreas this weekend and I can just waste hours playing that game. It is very addicting

[BeezerBlanks]

Just to let everyone I just started a post in Off Topic so we can grade some more kiddies crappy artwork.

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=429387#post429387
:clap: :icon_evil :clap:

[Mike_From_Texas]

a throw my life overboard macro! hahah!

[Farm Flufer]

Why is "Get in the row boat, bitch" followed by a motor boat sound?

[Seth]

forget human warriors and fuck wizadry, here comes master swordsman Anthony
HA!! LOL!!:icon_lol:

WHo's in the studio this morning?
Big Kev

[Mike_From_Texas]

WHo's in the studio this morning?

Drew Curtis was in earlier. dunno who else (I logged on after 8:30am).

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Why is "Get in the row boat, bitch" followed by a motor boat sound?
dont analyze sir... just laugh

[AJellyDonut]

Damn, that was a long read :icon_lol:

[goldenbunz]

Damn, that was a long read :icon_lol:


Love your sig.

[Mike_From_Texas]

YES! Addison Improv dates for Lil Jimmy!

[AJellyDonut]

Love your sig.
Thank you sir

[truckdriver4iwx]

http://img174.echo.cx/img174/3387/2nightshowcopy4ba.jpg

[goldenbunz]

Thank you sir


The only retard you're missing is CORKY.

[Schnauzer]

hes been charged with a salt? heh mmph eh

[Mike_From_Texas]

the reporter sounds like she's got a dick in her mouth.

[AJellyDonut]

Yes. I will have to add him.

[aromain]

awesom - maddox is gonna be on ONA - im a big fan of his (thats the guy with the "im better than your kids)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why dont you try it billy

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i thought that cineralla man got good reviews... it was at lie 83% on rotten tomatoes

[Perch1019]

Morning everyone. Hows it goin?

[Mike_From_Texas]

Morning everyone. Hows it goin?

it's goin man!

[truckdriver4iwx]

That Billy Crystal is a funny guy....yuck

[Mike_From_Texas]

what does that say?? *cues car crash sound*

[Perch1019]

awesom - maddox is gonna be on ONA - im a big fan of his (thats the guy with the "im better than your kids)

The first time I saw those childrens drawings i laughed my ass off for days. Those were great. Other than that I think hes funny some of the times but for the most part he goes overboard in trying to be too much of a critic about everything. He tries to play the 'bad anti-everything guy"

[AJellyDonut]

I miss Drew's laugh in the background. Everything just felt funnier with him around.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i saw around 2 minutes of the tony's (no i'm not a fag- my tv was on cbs when i turned it on) there was this guy who got a lifetime acheivement award and thanked his life partner who just died.... the only thing i could think off... was they should be playing stephen lynch's FBA....
yuch how gay... i had to turn it off and take a bath

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the harvey firestein joke was great

[FANDICK]

That Fierstien joke was nice.

Wonder where the "faggoty" protests are?

[AJellyDonut]

Did Vos write the jokes for the Tonys?

[Mike_From_Texas]

the harvey firestein joke was great

sure was!

[aromain]

The first time I saw those childrens drawings i laughed my ass off for days. Those were great. Other than that I think hes funny some of the times but for the most part he goes overboard in trying to be too much of a critic about everything. He tries to play the 'bad anti-everything guy"


i think he writes with a great voice - the latest update about the star wars was great

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they all play a fag

[goldenbunz]

Do the guys who make shapes with their penises every win anything.

[BeezerBlanks]

OMG opie never saw xmen, what a tool

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i feel my t-cell count drop as i am listening to that song

[Mike_From_Texas]

i feel my t-cell count drop as i am listening to that song

the song makes me wanna get drunk early.

[Col.Trautman]

Where is Magneto when you need him - oh wait.... he is another shitdick

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the song makes me wanna get drunk early.
it makes me want to take a big cock up my ass

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh god mario is bombing

[Mike_From_Texas]

god ... make it stop! make it stop!

[goldenbunz]

it makes me want to take a big cock up my ass

Maybe saddam can help you out.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Maybe saddam can help you out.
i believe he can :icon_surp

[goldenbunz]

Do they run a montage of faggots who died from the hiv.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Do they run a montage of faggots who died from the hiv.
no but one guy thanked his lifepartner who just died... you gotta figure it was from the hiv

[turdfrgsn]

The only retard you're missing is CORKY.

juliette lewis

[BeezerBlanks]

awwww my grade the kiddie artwork thread got Moonachie'd already?! Thats gotta be a record haha oh well.

[goldenbunz]

Didn't the real Alferd die?

[FANDICK]

American Psycho Batman?

[AJellyDonut]

juliette lewis


look closer

[IDontCare05]

Mornin' everyone...

[Mike_From_Texas]

American Psycho Batman?

Apparently ...

[goldenbunz]

Mornin' everyone...


Good Morning? Are you black?

[DoughBoy]

King Kong, Mighty Joe Young...

[Seth]

Good Morning? Are you black?Technically, it is still morning. Almost Top O'the Morning to ya!

[IDontCare05]

Are you black?


No, Why?

[Chester'sLiver]

uh-oh more speculation is coming

[goldenbunz]

Technically, it is still morning. Almost Top O'the Morning to ya!


Good Point,

[Sack of Chisels]

oh what was that

[Rev]

Whoa, some R&F love!

[FANDICK]

Today I learned that the white guy in the Pizza Hut video is really Charles Grodin.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ohhhh a ron and fez hint

[Perch1019]

Mornin' everyone...

Shit, I thought i got up late

[Precious Fatman]

oh what was that

What the hell WAS THAT? lol nice hint dropping

[Assuck]

Ron And Fez Fuck Yea!

[IDontCare05]

Shit, I thought i got up late


Yea I did get up late...i am pissed.

[Mike_From_Texas]

the end of the show is near ... time to punch out and run errands (for work is tonight)

[EmperorSmash]

oooh that shit gives me a rod

[FANDICK]

"I gotta get outta here and suck a dick"

I love that lil' fool.

Later, folks.

[Rev]

Great show, punching out.
See-yuh!!!!

[BeezerBlanks]

http://mywebsite.register.com/db4/00329/ilivewithanarab.com/_uimages/batman1done.jpg

I've got a few of these

[Seth]

"On the 202 in 212" That makes me so happy...

[Schnauzer]

that was fantabulous. punchin out, gotta mow the lawn

[Cosmo]

"On the 202 in 212" That makes me so happy...

Makes me Happy too.

Welcome back to the 212 Buddies!!!!

[IDontCare05]

Ron and Fez = more gooder

[Seth]

Makes me Happy too.
Eeew, we agree on something?? Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship? :idontknow

[crb1]

what did they say about r&f? I was away from my desk for 5 minutes and missed it! CRAP!

[IDontCare05]

Hey SETH how bout those Mets...well game 2 of the double header. It was great ....did you catch it?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

what did they say about r&f? I was away from my desk for 5 minutes and missed it! CRAP!
now you gotta listen to the replay... they played ron talking about banning crazy jen from the show untill mid june... he said the next time he calls it will be on the 202 in the 212 or something like that

[Cosmo]

Eeew, we agree on something?? Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship? :idontknow


Seth, This isnt going to work out. This whole friends thing just isnt going to happen. Just thought I'd like to get that out of the way. :action-sm

[crb1]

now you gotta listen to the replay... they played ron talking about banning crazy jen from the show untill mid june... he said the next time he calls it will be on the 202 in the 212 or something like that


I listen anyway, so that's no big deal. I wonder when they're going to start on XM? I heard they've been in best of on JFK since last week. Is that right?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow 25 pages... unless something else comes up i'm posting out of this thread.... seee you on 202 in the 212 in the am

[Cosmo]

I listen anyway, so that's no big deal. I wonder when they're going to start on XM? I heard they've been in best of on JFK since last week. Is that right?


I believe that is correct. I heard they were suspended for dropping the s-bomb over the air.

[ImaRacist]

now you gotta listen to the replay... they played ron talking about banning crazy jen from the show untill mid june... he said the next time he calls it will be on the 202 in the 212 or something like that
Whoa? That's not even a hint. That's a flat out announcement! I am so physced.

[JoeyDVDZ]

The AFRO is a go! NICE!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The AFRO is a go! NICE!
well they start on xm today at 3pm

[HummerTuesdays]

well they start on xm today at 3pm

Really? I didn't see a link to any confirmation, and I've been watching the speculation thread, too.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Really? I didn't see a link to any confirmation, and I've been watching the speculation thread, too.
go do a report ricky.... you really ran head first into that one

[HummerTuesdays]

go do a report ricky.... you really ran head first into that one

I guess that's what I get for being on wackbag when I should be doing work. :icon_redf

[Seth]

Seth, This isnt going to work out. This whole friends thing just isnt going to happen. Just thought I'd like to get that out of the way. :action-sm
yeah, I didn't think so!



Hey SETH how bout those Mets...well game 2 of the double header. It was great ....did you catch it?

I fell asleep during the last game I watched- I've been sick so I missed a lot. I try to at least check the scores.

[FANDICK]

I'm glad the boys pointed out some of the idiots that post here and do nothing but complain about the show.

Nice!

[Col.Trautman]

are there any pic of those strippers from friday?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Man, I hate when the boys point out the idiots who complain about everything on the show....

//sarcasm//

:)

[Cosmo]

Man, I hate when the boys point out the idiots who complain about everything on the show....

//sarcasm//

:)

Hey, quit complaining about the complainers. I hate it when people come on here and complain about the complainers, its just annoying. See now you got me complainging about complainers who complain about complainers.



(sarcasm)

[Seth]

Hey, quit complaining about the complainers. I hate it when people come on here and complain about the complainers, its just annoying. See now you got me complainging about complainers who complain about complainers.

(sarcasm)
My head is spinning- is there an extra "complainer" in there?

[Papagolash]

wait, it's fast eddie??? I thought it was Fast Freddie from Jamaice all this time.

[Cosmo]

wow. opie is actually getting some love. did a fan really set up that church of opie site or did opie have someone do that?

[Cosmo]

Oh man are ipods buggy. Mine freezes on certain songs from time to time. And its always the same 2 or 3 songs. Sometimes I cant even update my ipod with out all 2000+ songs disappearing and then having to install them all over again. Nice to know i spent $300 on something that probably wont last me a year.

[LoSLapPy]

anyone hear the 101.1 commercial i heard it yesterday... and this is NOT a joke..
"101.1... we'd be satellite radio if we knew how to launch one"

hahaha made me laugh...

[PizzaPussySanta]

i have never heard CBS radio EVER

[al885]

whatever happened to Froy?

[FANDICK]

wait, it's fast eddie??? I thought it was Fast Freddie from Jamaice all this time.

I think that's what the guy meant.

Fast Eddie is good people. :icon_wink

[Cosmo]

i have never heard CBS radio EVER

I think you have to be over like 50 years old to even know about CBS radio. I sure as hell didnt know there was a CBS radio station.

[dees4u]

Who is that?

[TheBrain]

I'm listening to the replay right now, I missed the calssic bit. This is in fact my favorite bit ever. God I havent heard this for so long. Too fucking funny.

[NevrLandRancher]

how are they playing NEW stuff I thought that wasnt allowed

[IDontCare05]

I'm listening to the replay right now, I missed the calssic bit. This is in fact my favorite bit ever. God I havent heard this for so long. Too fucking funny.


This bit never gets old...I love this one. I remember when they first played this I was laughing for so long. I wish they would play some more old bits like this classic one.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oh man are ipods buggy. Mine freezes on certain songs from time to time. And its always the same 2 or 3 songs. Sometimes I cant even update my ipod with out all 2000+ songs disappearing and then having to install them all over again. Nice to know i spent $300 on something that probably wont last me a year.

If it's the same songs, do you think that it might be corrupted mp3 files? My mixer app that I use when I DJ locks up on corrupted mp3 files. I have to delete the songs that freeze my app up or I can't use it.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey, quit complaining about the complainers. I hate it when people come on here and complain about the complainers, its just annoying. See now you got me complainging about complainers who complain about complainers.



(sarcasm)

Heh.... we could so easily turn this into a "wacky bit" between you, me and Seth... http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[xxxjoel]

I sure as hell didnt know there was a CBS radio station.
Yeah, I'd never heard of the station, either, until the CBS-FM bit-- Ant had me laughing so hard I damn-near puked on the floor when it originally aired in 2000(?)

Thank sweet christ I was taping the show that afternoon! A friend in Texas burned CDs of the source tapes-- I've used that particular bit to recruit several people into the O&A Army. I'd say I've heard the bit, literally, two or three hundred times (possibly more), and it's just as funny today as it was five years ago-- it's definitely passed the test of time.

The audio of Don West selling Britney Spears' virginity sealed the deal and converted every person who's heard 'em into O&A fans. Congrats to Ant for improvising some of the funniest F'n material I have ever heard! :clap:

[Seth]

Heh.... we could so easily turn this into a "wacky bit" between you, me and Seth... http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif
Thank God we're not that wack-zane-arific!!

[IDontCare05]

The audio of Don West selling Britney Spears' virginity sealed the deal and converted every person who's heard 'em into O&A fans. Congrats to Ant for improvising some of the funniest F'n material I have ever heard! :clap:

One of my favorite O&A classic bits are the Louie Anderson bit and yes the Don West bits were hilarious! ANt is just too funny.

[Save My Up's Dick]

I loved that old WCBS bit, it was nice to hear it again, that's when they used to run bits into the ground.

Hairy sack with you, see bee sss!!!!

Classic

[IDontCare05]

man i can't believe I missed such a great show! I am listening to the replay from beginning til now and it is hilarious.

[turdfrgsn]

look closer

okay i'm dense, still not seeing juliette

[AJellyDonut]

okay i'm dense, still not seeing juliette

No, the pic quality stinks. I had to reduce it because it was way too big. It's the lower right B&W pic of her and Giovanni Ribisi riding on a bike.

[freak8]

i guess they hate mario cantone now

[XMScott]

man i can't believe I missed such a great show! I am listening to the replay from beginning til now and it is hilarious.

Dont you love when people speculate about adding more shows and more or less butchering the replays

:icon_wink :rolleyes:

[Sack of Chisels]

Dont you love when people speculate about adding more shows and more or less butchering the replays

:icon_wink :rolleyes:
You're still trying to argue this? Other shows ARE coming to the channel; bitching in every thread that discusses it isn't going to change that. :action-sm

[turdfrgsn]

No, the pic quality stinks. I had to reduce it because it was way too big. It's the lower right B&W pic of her and Giovanni Ribisi riding on a bike.

ah, the b&w threw me off, thought it was judy garland & mickey rooney from some oldern flick

[XMScott]

You're still trying to argue this? Other shows ARE coming to the channel; bitching in every thread that discusses it isn't going to change that. :action-sm


Where is Rickys lesson on sarcasm when you need it, the little faces werent enough

[Sack of Chisels]

Where is Rickys lesson on sarcasm when you need it, the little faces werent enough
Stop lieing. You've been ranting about your dislike for Ron&Fez and potentially losing replays for months now, ever since this speculation began.

[XMScott]

To say i jump in every thread proclaiming such hate is a big fat lie itr

I keep my mouth shut, just saying.

Today i heard the show from 8am - 11am than from 11am - 1pm

Worked like a dream, would hate to lose that!

I dont think i hate R&F, im not a fan of just any talk radio show, or any but O&A for that matter, sorry if i have an opinion that im free to share

[Sack of Chisels]

To say i jump in every thread proclaiming such hate is a big far lie itr

Damn near every thread where Ron&Fez are mentioned I see you posting the same thing, crying about replays. I could go through your post history and prove it, but frankly it's not worth the time. Several people have called you out in the R&F thread; to which you have no reply. (along with several other trolls in that thread)

How does it feel to be in the small percentage of people on here that bitch about small details? ie. losing replays, when it hasn't even happened yet.

Not trying to start a flame war here, and a mod will probably prune this entire exchange; but you should really keep the snippy remarks about R&F to yourself. It's getting old.

[XMScott]

(along with several other trolls in that thread)

Thanfully im not alone

Have a good day itr, see you the next time i voice my opinion, feel free to call me out again, wont change anything. Just glad we have one thing in common around here.......

[Stonervibe420]

The show rocked today good job bbbbbbbboys! almost every part of it was funny today and least it makes up for the time of my life i wasted on friday with bumb bitch strippers and a newfie hypnotist . . . eecckk.

[ianbobo]

i for one would be very bummed to lose the replays. its the only way i get to listen and the only reason i have xm

[neckbeard44]

I don't care what anyone says........Friday morning the guys killed. I wish all shows were as funny as that. Shit happens....they can't always have killer shows.

[MarshmallowRain]

This might be a shirt that could have been used on tshirthell before they had to get rid of their shirts from hell category. Saw some dude a couple hours ago going into the happy clam restaurant here in town and his shirt read, "I was born thanks to the fact my doctor was a poor aim with a hanger."

[MalibuPJ]

ixnay on the NEWay...

[freak8]

this bit is great

back before they were fancy millionares

[Clit Commander]

yeah gotta love the old CBS bit.

[With Clean Hands]

I think the funiest segment today was with the bloods and the crips wearing swimmies.

The mental pic was and is pricless.
2 golfers swimming with their respective swimmie colors on."Im gonna fucking kill you "
That was hilarious

[Ballbuster1]

I think the funiest segment today was with the bloods and the crips wearing swimmies.

The mental pic was and is pricless.
2 golfers swimming with their respective swimmie colors on."Im gonna fucking kill you "
That was hilariousYeah, the mental image was classic.:clap:

[CrashCat]

Even though I've seen that damn page before I still had to laugh at the "shitmobile" quote. I'm surprised nobody regged that during the day already, it seemed like a natural gimmick...

[Chapel]

Is that Herky Jerky Ben laughing in the background or Rick?

It's either Ben's Cackle or Psycho Mark (or both, but I'm referring to the most prominent one)

[TaintLicker]

FUCK!
I was screwing around and just stumbled onto this site... check out the flash animations
Cunt Circus (http://www.cuntcircus.com/enter.htm)

[AJellyDonut]

FUCK!
I was screwing around and just stumbled onto this site... check out the flash animations
Cunt Circus (http://www.cuntcircus.com/enter.htm)

Fantastic...The site below was linked to it. I got a good chuckle out of some of these jacking methods. Check it out. I may have to try the "mellon baller." Unfortunately, "sink fucker" wasn't included.

http://www.sextutor.com/masturbation_male.shtml

[TaintLicker]

Fantastic...The site below was linked to it. I got a good chuckle out of some of these jacking methods. Check it out. I may have to try the "mellon baller." Unfortunately, "sink fucker" wasn't included.

http://www.sextutor.com/masturbation_male.shtml

If you liked that, this site is good (it's got an identical look to it they may be linked but have different URL's... Oh well)

http://www.mymasturbation.com/

[PorchMonkey4Life]

FUCK!
I was screwing around and just stumbled onto this site... check out the flash animations
Cunt Circus (http://www.cuntcircus.com/enter.htm)
i like the tight rope walking the best