O&A Listening Thread 06-06-05

[Neo_Is_God]

It monday motherfuckers lets start this week good and no horrible fucking guests

[BIV]

I wanna be a Hulkamainiac
Have fun with my family and friends

[generoso]

good morning all Neo my virgin ears this fine Monday morning. And alittle Bernie shooting tips which he is correct you make sure the gun barrell is level in pistol shooting....Now give me 5 minutes to get a nice cup of coffee...

[Tow Truck Tony]

Mornin folks, jus checkin in b4 i go out to fix my wrecker yet again......always somethin in business.....

[deogey]

mornin' baggers... maybe they'll start today off with another HYPNOTIST!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

lol - radio gold

[Neo_Is_God]

bernies babbling is making me dizzy

[Boston Funbags]

Good morning, folks, I think this about my second listening thread I've ever been privy to. (I have not yet gone to bed)

[BIV]

Damn I need a MiFi *strings antenna*

[generoso]

bernies babbling is making me dizzy
Very much so..But liked the shooting talk....I might even shoot a few rounds tonight as well....

[deogey]

been up since yesterday myself

[Whatzinmypants]

good morning!

love the sig pic bostonian....gave me a good chuckle (which is sorely needed on a monday morn) :icon_mrgr

[BIV]

Bostonian, your sig should read:
Calmo calmo calmo calmo calmo comediannnnnn

[Boston Funbags]

love the sig pic bostonian Thanks, I saw that picture of the lil gal, and that image just popped in my head.

Bostonian, your sig should read:
Calmo calmo calmo calmo calmo comediannnnnn It's a direct quote from a caller that was trying to make a silly joke, if I changed it, he could accuse me of ripping him of hoo hoo.

[chadds]

Morning fellas

[Neo_Is_God]

im waiting for the house next door got sold to nigg*rs song

[generoso]

Thanks, I saw that picture of the lil gal, and that image just popped in my head.
Gave me a chuckle also this morning.....cause todays show is just be gonna filled with the demise wcbs-fm in ny today...

[generoso]

im waiting for the house next door got sold to nigg*rs song
there ya go neo....

[BIV]

Gave me a chuckle also this morning.....cause todays show is just be gonna filled with the demise wcbs-fm in ny today...
The what?
I wonder why the boys havn't talked about Spokane's mayor Jim West hiring his staff members off of a gay chat site (allegedly)

[Neo_Is_God]

hilter missed a few CBS
my fav- franks a kid toucher CBS

[Boston Funbags]

You MOTHERFUCKER my online player won't work!

[generoso]

Morning all my favorite people this morning... I am glad to see each and everyone of you this morning!
well Mornig Boston ..How ya doing .. And Biv Cbs was like a huge oldies station here everybody knew about but never listened to kinda like Imus went to this jack thinggy...it is where Ant got his Hello love impression with echo....

[Boston Funbags]

Does anyone know what I can do? I listen online, and instead of playing, it just says "ready" right above the controls.

[mikepop]

g morning

[generoso]

Does anyone know what I can do? I listen online, and instead of playing, it just says "ready" right above the controls.
Yea by a myfi and the ant. facing southwest......I never trust that online stream...thats why i gave the code to my son...

[mrlovkim]

Morning all. :action-sm

On-line is working fine for me.

[BIV]

Does anyone know what I can do? I listen online, and instead of playing, it just says "ready" right above the controls.
Choke yourself?

[BIV]

This jack format just sucks... We have it here in Boston too. Nobody listens to it..
And since it costs no money to run, they don't give a shit about ratings.

[generoso]

Choke yourself?
Ahh he still has like 5 minutes or so to fix the problem.....than he can go to the choke plan

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Morning Cunt Rags!!!!!

[Oswald]

Does anyone know what I can do? I listen online, and instead of playing, it just says "ready" right above the controls.


Go to settings (in the player window) and make sure it's set on High Bandwidth instead of Low. If it's not that, i would suggest shutting down (or at least closing the player) and trying again.

[Schnit Dick]

Morning pests, lets do it

[generoso]

well it is that time cue the music

[Neo_Is_God]

hello love cbs is dead

Cue this awful show

[PorchMonkey4Life]

music... i hear music

[Chuckyarla]

Mornin all, Yeah music

[generoso]

hello love cbs is dead

Cue this awful show
Can just see Cousin Brucie filling out jobs apps now....

[Schnauzer]

mornin

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Can just see Cousin Brucie filling out jobs apps now....
cousin brucie and carroll miller are going to be the new husband and wife team on xm202

[deogey]

Does anyone know what I can do? I listen online, and instead of playing, it just says "ready" right above the controls.
did you try playing it thru windoze media player?

that's how i play it... i don't like the xm interface...

[Jay Douglas]

I placed High Voltage as one of my presets for XM Radio Online. That was, I can just jump to it instead of wait for all the channels to load up.

Also, good morning!

[generoso]

Morning Schnauzer whats the drink today....

[Schnauzer]

Morning Schnauzer whats the drink today....
bacardi vanilla rum :action-sm

[caulfield]

mornin wackbagggers

[Neo_Is_God]

i wish i could drink today i got a dentist appointment today

[Chuckyarla]

What will be wrong in the studio today?

[Schnauzer]

Mmmm my type of drink! Wanna share?
sure fella :icon_bigg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

it is monday opie

[BIV]

it is monday opie
Moooooonnnnnndaaaaaaayyyyyyy

[Neo_Is_God]

total show failure today

[Chuckyarla]

Where's Po they just said it was very hot in there

[whammy10]

Culture of Ben

[generoso]

Well time for work have fun all...cya on the pm side

[Neo_Is_God]

bye bye gennie boo :action-sm

[BIV]

Bye Bye gen.

[APortablePhone]

The girl that will soon be found in a shallow grave in Aruba...

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/06/03/inside-aruba.jpg

[MrMotherFucker]

morning folks

[MrMotherFucker]

was keith robinson in Aruba recently

[Neo_Is_God]

she's sooooo dead

[mikepop]

The girl that will soon be found in a shallow grave in Aruba...

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/06/03/inside-aruba.jpg

Nah aruba's asked for F.B.I. divers

[BIV]

The girl that will soon be found in a shallow grave in Aruba...

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/06/03/inside-aruba.jpg
Who the fuck gives a shit? Just a dumb bitch that was killed on vacation. she's not even that attractive.

[APortablePhone]

I'm sure this is the last time anyone will see that head attached to that body...

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0603/4565044.jpg

[Jay Douglas]

"Kokomo"

Deep in a shallow graaaaaave
In a place called A-ru-baaaaaa

[deogey]

man do i have to bring headphones to work

[BIV]

Now they are hoo hooing Eddie Murphy

[Boston Funbags]

I'm sure this is the last time anyone will see that head attached to that body... hahaha. I tried a bunch of stuff, but nothing will work for the online player, oh well, later folks.

[Neo_Is_God]

biv i was just thinking about it

[BIV]

Dump this guy.

[deogey]

Who the fuck gives a shit? Just a dumb bitch that was killed on vacation. she's not even that attractive.


she's cute... i'd hit it

[stabmasterarson]

let this be a lesson to all the other whores who want to vacation with savage island golfers

[APortablePhone]

she's cute... i'd hit it

Just brush the maggots off.

[BIV]

she's cute... i'd hit it
Well yeah, but nothin special

[Neo_Is_God]

cook who?
i dont know this guy
hes dead to the show

so its a scott peterson
nice

[MrMotherFucker]

Can't wait to hear Gordon Lightfoot's song about the girl

[Dugout Doug]

Hi all, did some mouthy cunt get hers again?

[commish13]

Can't wait to hear Gordon Lightfoot's song about the girl

HAHA

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://img104.echo.cx/img104/2994/cultureofben9cd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning everyone.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

morning joe

[Ballbuster1]

This chick is so dead. All they can look for now is a body.

[BIV]

Do you think the water will wash out the Island Golfer seamen?

[goldenbunz]

Where's Pat? Is he telling jokes somewhere?

[BIV]

We're gonna need a bigger blonde.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Where's Pat? Is he telling jokes somewhere?
last time he was on the show a plane crashed in moonachie

[APortablePhone]

You'll be back Opie, you'll be back.

[Neo_Is_God]

done wit the message boards op?
i call shenanagins

[Jay Douglas]

Holloway, a straight-A student, had earned a full scholarship at the University of Alabama and planned to study pre-med, Reynolds said. He described his niece as a levelheaded girl who would not have done anything rash.

She couldn't have been that big a whore, could she? :icon_bigg

[deogey]

man i think you guys are starting to hurt their feelings.... :(
I think the boyz do a fine job.... smooooooooooooooooooooch

[Ballbuster1]

They all come back........................

[Chuckyarla]

No poroblem with Friday anthony?

!st part fine, but the Hypontists & Strippers

[goldenbunz]

This just means that he'll be reading it more then he ever did.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

opie we all know that you guys did a great show... it was the strippers and hypnotist who fucked it up

[deogey]

She couldn't have been that big a whore, could she? :icon_bigg

have you ever been to the islands???

there are 2 types of chics there.... whores w/their friends, whores w/their husbands....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

have you ever been to the islands???

there are 2 types of chics there.... whores w/their friends, whores w/their husbands....
isnt that chicks everywhere?

[mikepop]

There should be a code word
"Its getting cold in here"

[goldenbunz]

Bring in Taylor. She's alway ready to get naked.

[APortablePhone]

You probably shouldn't let Steve@foundrymusic.com know what you think about his awful bookings.

[Cromwell]

opie we all know that you guys did a great show... it was the strippers and hypnotist who fucked it up

Yep!

The "Edumund Fitzgerald" stuff was friggin hilarous!

[Assuck]

Anthonys right they should get a microphone dildo

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i say it is a butcher knife to the cunt

[Jay Douglas]

have you ever been to the islands???

there are 2 types of chics there.... whores w/their friends, whores w/their husbands....

Bingo. Exactly.

They're freakin' STRIPPERS! They should be required to at least be naked! At least!! I say, have one person lock the door to the studio, and have another get out the piano wire. "You said "Anything..."

[goldenbunz]

Opie will get mad but it's really funny when he says Buut. "Where are you going to Buut that wedding ring?"

[APortablePhone]

Escorts are the way to go.

They should recreate "Last House On The Left" with any strippers who come in.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why have they not learned their lesson... they have been doing this for years and strippers have always sucked

[whammy10]

Fast Freddy reference!

[Cromwell]

We understand the show!

We understand the show!

God dammit!

[Assuck]

Don the hypnotist is great

[Schnauzer]

big ass member, i guess you have the right to kick me around :action-sm

[Neo_Is_God]

im not a post whore :icon_redf
and no i dont have a job douchebag and proud of it

[truckdriver4iwx]

yea... stop picking on me boo whoo boo whoo

[APortablePhone]

Was that Carvin?

[Jay Douglas]

We understand the show!

We understand the show!

God dammit!

Not all of us. That's the point. Like Anthony said, you'll find on any message board the type of people who are never happy with anything.

As for my job, I work nights.

[Seth]

Was that Carvin?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Cromwell]

Yes, I agree

The hypnotist sucked

Moving on . . .

[PorchMonkey4Life]

or a cult deprogrammer - they do cool shit

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Was that Carvin?
you like the sig pic i made for him? http://www.wackbag.com/member.php?u=8544

[Neo_Is_God]

their worse than rich vos?

[Cromwell]

Not all of us. That's the point. Like Anthony said, you'll find on any message board the type of people who are never happy with anything.

As for my job, I work nights.

OK, Jay.

I know they mean the dim-bulbs.

But they're blaming all of us.

I have a job too - working on a PC

Hence the ability to post to message boards from time to time.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Not all of us. That's the point. Like Anthony said, you'll find on any message board the type of people who are never happy with anything.

As for my job, I work nights.
I'm at work right now...

[SonnyForelli]

Maybe it is time to start another message board and prohibit O&A from logging on

[APortablePhone]

Play along...

http://www.drudgereport.com/mjp.jpg

[Peachy]

Maybe it is time to start another message board and prohibit O&A from logging on

Paging FTL, paging FTL... :action-sm

Mornin' y'all.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://www.drudgereport.com/mjp.jpg

[Seth]

I have no job and nothing better to do than post here all day/every day. So they got me pegged.

[droopygirl106]

hi guys :action-sm

am I the only one getting hot from the thought of a sweaty Opie?? eh eh?

[deogey]

i'm at work now

[Jay Douglas]

Play along...

http://www.drudgereport.com/mjp.jpg

Bleaching cream.....urethra? That would explain a few things.

[APortablePhone]

am I the only one getting hot from the thought of a sweaty Opie?? eh eh?

Of course not, that delicious "V" right under his abs. Dripping with sweat...wispy hair.

[SonnyForelli]

OR even worse, stop with any type of interactive stuff that has to do with the show,,well call it asualt on the Opie and Anthony show

[Chuckyarla]

Was anthony saying serious posts only. Does he want us to attack ourselves? Is this their way of getting rid of us before we attack them as they have said they are eventuaslly afraid of?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

OR even worse, stop with any type of interactive stuff that has to do with the show,,well call it asualt on the Opie and Anthony show
we should show them the strenght of the O&A army

[Chapel]

Tyson is on ESPN
http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=28088
I hope they catch this... he has a fucking HILARIOUS line!

[goldenbunz]

Classic O and A bit? What is it get a hot chick to come in and do nothing.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Classic O and A bit? What is it get a hot chick to come in and do nothing.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[truckdriver4iwx]

Maybe it is time to start another message board and prohibit O&A from logging on

Maybe we just turn on them for a day and let them know whos boss

[KevSlider]

Seth, I don't get your sig pic.

[mikepop]

Seth, I don't get your sig pic.
OOO i forgot I was gonna ask her too.

[Jay Douglas]

There ya go, XM_Era.

1 866 WOW 1 WOW. Serious calls only please. :)

[KevSlider]

OOOH DAMN Anthony puts it down and says NO to other boards...kick ass.

[Chapel]

so, let's identify these assholes and systematically throw them into ovens.
It'll be the next great Holocaust.

[KevSlider]

Holy F I found the site before they did.

[Rev]

Good morning, 'baggers!
Are they busting our balls again? Tisk tisk!

[Neo_Is_God]

whats the url?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

so, let's identify these assholes and systematically throw them into ovens.
It'll be the next great Holocaust.
we did this weekend... carvin was being an asshole and tooling on brother joe and creating new screennames to agree with himself... the mods ganged up on him and i made him a new sig pic http://www.wackbag.com/member.php?u=8544

[Chuckyarla]

What was the URL of the opie church website?

[SonnyForelli]

OK, I will stop with my insecuritys, after all one of the reasons why the O&A show is more gooder each day is because of all the interactive stuff from the web

[Jay Douglas]

These are Commandments from Church of Opie.

I. Thou shalt subscribe to XM Satellite Radio.
II. Thou shalt imbibe one cup of yogurt (AKA "The Blood of Opie") every morning at 9 AM, lest your blood sugar become too low.
III. Thou shalt fidget incessantly.
IV. Thou shalt dress as the Lord on religious holidays.
V. Thou shalt Inline Skate.
VI. Thou shalt seek to perfect "The Psycho Factor", in the image of our Lord.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

its AIDS jimmy

[Jay Douglas]

What was the URL of the opie church website?
http://www.churchofopie.org/

[Seth]

http://www.churchofopie.org/

My sigpic is just people I think rule

[APortablePhone]

Norton is wrong about Reginald Denny by the way.

Damian Williams and Henry Watson were charged with attacking Denny, five other motorists, and two fire fighters. Watson and Damian were found guilty of only simple mayhem and misdemeanor assault. Watson got credit for time served and Damian was sentenced to 10 years, but got released a few years early for good behavior.

Damian is spending life in prison after murdering a drug dealer.

A guy named Antoine Miller stole Denny's wallet when he was knocked out, he plead guilty. He's since been shot dead outside of a nightclub.

[CarnageCrew]

^ hahaha^

[KevSlider]

www.churchofopie.org Use google people

[Chuckyarla]

Which Jim was Jim Norton in? Did Jim enjoy it?

[goldenbunz]

its AIDS jimmy


Can you sweat out AIDS?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://www.churchofopie.org/
what... was churchofopie.com taken already?

[Neo_Is_God]

Opie Teaches Us How to Beat the Crowds
How to watch a movie in peace

(05/19/2005)

Raekwon Jones
Entertainment Columnist If you want to see the latest Star Wars movie in theaters, but don't want to be interrupted by obnoxious negroes, violent hispanics or other undesirables, you're not alone. Many of the members of the Church of Opie have been in a crowded, loud theater at some point in their lives, and it almost always wrecks the movie.

On Monday (May 18 2005) the Lord revealed an ingenious method of watching your favorite movies in relative peace: go at a later date. "I just can't wait to see the movie. (A) couple of weeks down the road the theater will be less crowded, I'll go on a Tuesday around noon... I'll be very happy," Opie said.


The Virgin Birth The idea is ingenious in its simplicity. Only a being as perfect as Opie could have come up with such a gorgeous, sexy plan. Until the studios can get over their anti-Opie bias and start sending me screeners, my reviews will be fashionably late. These assholes don't pay me enough.

If you just can't wait, you're a faggot. Tell your LARPing buddies the D&D session in your mom's basement is canceled and go see your stupid movie in a packed theater. The rest of us will wait and enjoy the movie in peace. With our girlfriends. Queerbait

[SonnyForelli]

Thats what makes the show! Ho Ho has too much of an ego maniac to go to this type of interactive format

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Can you sweat out AIDS?
yes

[Chuckyarla]

www.churchofopie.org Use google people

Why switch to google, when all of you are right here and are more gooder then google

[Seth]

what... was churchofopie.com taken already?I think its a statement
That's very funny, btw, but it made me wonder so I decided to take the literal road.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

my ipod is dead too.. the harddrive crashed and it will not turn on

[truckdriver4iwx]

What was the URL of the opie church website?

churchofopie.org

[KevSlider]

what... was churchofopie.com taken already?

Usually churches are organizations that are non-for-profit. So for accuracy, this ****** dude got a .org.

[Jay Douglas]

What this forum is not

The temple isn't a place to discuss Opie's vessel, the Opie and anthony Show. There are other forums in which to discuss this topic, namely Opieanthony.net, Wackbag.com, and Postwhores.net. The only exceptions are topics that are brought up on the show, for example the baby wipes.

It's not a place to discuss worldly events. The only exception to this rule is if you feel the need to discuss how the Church or Opie feels about the topic. There are other places to discuss this topic, namely the internet.

The temple is a place to discuss Opie, and Opism.

Wow. Creepy.

Edit: THIS was my 100th post? What a waste!

[CarnageCrew]

WTF is with adults using baby wipes?

[goldenbunz]

I used to try to take a shower after every dump. After the boys talked about the wipes I shower no more. It changed my life.

[Neo_Is_God]

ive had no problems with my ipod.its smooth sailing for me

[deogey]

WTF is with adults using baby wipes?
they rock... you'll see :clap:

[APortablePhone]

Cousin Brucie said that, so they are starting their WCBS talk now.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I used to try to take a shower after every dump. After the boys talked about the wipes I shower no more. It changed my life.
you showered after every dump? that is hardcore man

[APortablePhone]

Opie, everyone knows you are 40 you silly goose. Our god is a silly god.

[Schnauzer]

wow 34, nice young age :action-sm

[goldenbunz]

you showered after every dump? that is hardcore man

I only dump once or twice a day. A quick shower was no big deal and it makes you feel great. Now that it's summer, I don't know if the wipes are going to cut it.

[CarnageCrew]

I used to try to take a shower after every dump. After the boys talked about the wipes I shower no more. It changed my life.

Damn that'd be like 5 showers a day for me!

[Jay Douglas]

I know a few oldies stations that may as well go away here, but based on the ratings, WCBS probably should have stayed. It wasn't going to be number one, no, but it seemed to be doing well.

[Seth]

I used to try to take a shower after every dump. After the boys talked about the wipes I shower no more. It changed my life.
I know a guy like that. I must say that he always smells nice, unlike most guys on the street.

I'd just like to say that its okay to shower more than once in a day if you really need it.

[goldenbunz]

wow 34, nice young age


I guess he started radio when he was 14. He always says that he's been in the business almost 20 years.

[Neo_Is_God]

i miss 1010 wins.....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Opie, everyone knows you are 40 you silly goose. Our god is a silly god.
Jimmy is my god... he is the only one who has performed miracles... like beating HIV with tylenol

[Schnauzer]

I guess he started radio when he was 14. He always says that he's been in the business almost 20 years.
hahahaha

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the NY Radio message board for those who want to play along...
http://musicradio.computer.net/wwwboard/

[Jay Douglas]

"I remember where I was when CBS went off the air"

BWA HA HA HA!! And that caller said WE had no lives or jobs??

[Assuck]

isnt Opies really like 44

[Chuckyarla]

I just don't care

[DoughBoy]

I'm pretty sure, a week ago, he turned 40.

[Neo_Is_God]

please play the cbs bit
i kno its 25 minutes but its funny

[PorchMonkey4Life]

old people die... when they do it is time for a new format

[goldenbunz]

I remember where I was when the boys got that phone call from the man we don't talk about,

I was in front of the Giant SuperMarket waiting fot the boys to go to break.

[CunningLinguist]

WELL . . . no oldies

[Rev]

Yep, it's called the 360. You record the caller off air, then replay it thru the 360 machine, as if it's live.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I remember where I was when the boys got that phone call from the man we don't talk about,

I was in front of the Giant SuperMarket waiting fot the boys to go to break.
huh? i dont get it....
nevermind i am a tool and tired

[Jay Douglas]

While I said WCBS should have stayed alive, these mummies who are acting like it's the end of their Medicare need to hurry up and get buried.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

here we go...

[Assuck]

Opie was 39 when they got kicked off WNEW acording to my September 4th 2002 Newsday part 2 "Shockwaves" segment.

[goldenbunz]

huh? i dont get it....
nevermind i am a tool and tired


I put it out to slow. They said the one girl said that she would always remember where she was when CBS got dropped.

I was working from that. Like vos always say they all can't be homeruns.


Car Crash?

[Jay Douglas]

Wow! Did you hear all those people screaming in absolute horror? Cousin Brucie! COUSIN BRUCIE! Put down the axe! PUT IT DOWN! AAAAAGH!

[Neo_Is_God]

im guessing opies 37
since he has been in the business for 20 yrs that would mean he was 17 when he got into the biz
thus he was born in 68

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I put it out to slow. They said the one girl said that she would always remember where she was when CBS got dropped.

I was working from that. Like vos always say they all can't be homeruns.


Car Crash?
no it was my bad... i'm just tired

[Neo_Is_God]

the bit was 26 mins and 24 secs

[Assuck]

I am almost sure 41 or 42

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i love the erik bit

[JoeyDVDZ]

im guessing opies 37
since he has been in the business for 20 yrs that would mean he was 17 when he got into the biz
thus he was born in 68

Opie already admitted being born in 1960.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why not just update it and do the bit live

[commish13]

Op Ac!

[Neo_Is_God]

hes not 45

[goldenbunz]

The "GREG AND TONY SHOW"

[deogey]

who cares how old he is?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

The Greg and Anthony Show? Sounds like something that would be on an alternative lifestyle station...Yeck

[Jay Douglas]

Perhaps I'm the only one who noticed, but is there something about oldies DJs using family names? In New York, there's Cousin Brucie and here we have an "Uncle Doug". http://www.oldies1079.com/index.php?page=19

Doesn't his face just scream "kid toucher"?

[Assuck]

Newsday says 39 as of September 4th 2002

[Seth]

who cares how old he is?
Shhh.... I'm enjoying this- its so ridiculous!

[Neo_Is_God]

what about dopie & aint funny?

[burningsun]

the douchefuck and anthony show

[Chuckyarla]

Opie already admitted being born in 1960.

God gave us his son in 1960?

[Assuck]

who cares how old he is?

not me

[CunningLinguist]

This one time, at Radio Camp . . .

[Chuckyarla]

Go with the publicity Opie & dopie

[Assuck]

i like Slopey and dopey

[Rev]

how's this...
The Professor and his Wife!

[JavaLogBoy]

Opie and Professor Anthony

[Chuckyarla]

how's this...
The Professor and his Wife!

Professor & Gilligan

[DoughBoy]

I was wondering the same thing... Anthoony did this shit and they're sitting in the heat. Hillarious.

[commish13]

Uncle Opie and The Boy on the Highway

[Seth]

how's this...
The Professor and his Wife!
oh man... funny

[TheBrain]

Thats why ******* always have loud systems, They dont want to listen to their brakes squealing or engine knocking. They dont maintain their cars because they spent all their money on "DUBS"

[goldenbunz]

Thats why ******* always have loud systems, They dont want to listen to their brakes squealing or engine knocking. They dont maintain their cars because they spent all their money on "DUBS"


WOW!

[TheBrain]

"The Diamond dust and Wrangler show"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey look 2 fat golfers on the today show

[Neo_Is_God]

TheBrain how was that not bleeped?

[Assuck]

Jim Crows wild bus ride

[JavaLogBoy]

they must have took off the n word bleep

[PorchMonkey4Life]

a 26 minute break.... go get your breakfast and do shit

[CunningLinguist]

Thurston and Lovey

[Schnit Dick]

I just opened XM Radio online and got a message saying it wasn't available...anyone else having this problem today?

[Seth]

a 26 minute break.... go get your breakfast and do shit
That's not so bad though, its not commercials, its a classic bit.

I'm happy, I have to do the dishes and pee.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I wish they'd stop talking about this...it's just bringing back bad memories of Y100 from a couple of months ago...god I hate Radio One.

[Jay Douglas]

I just opened XM Radio online and got a message saying it wasn't available...anyone else having this problem today?

No. I'm listening to it online right now.

[commish13]

I just listened to it Saturday night... I may go get some breakfast.

[hellonice]

Wait a minute, are they going to play the 25 minute bit?

[Neo_Is_God]

i love this bit
one of my favs

[Chester'sLiver]

This bit is awesome though, I love this bit

[PorchMonkey4Life]

holy shit she does look great

[Chuckyarla]

i love this bit
one of my favs

It is great, and the way they can wast half an hour.

[Hollywood Nova]

checkin in, yall, pretty stoned also. HHHIIIII!!

[Hollywood Nova]

nothin like a wake and bake.aahhhh

[PorchMonkey4Life]

It is great, and the way they can wast half an hour.
well they did just do an hour and 40 minutes of radio straight

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

It's funny because coming into this bit they sounded exactly like it could have been any show from the last couple of weeks..."Everybody's talking about the Opie and Anthony Show"

[Chester'sLiver]

This is way better then fucking commercials.

[XMScott]

I swear ive heard this before, lol

[Neo_Is_God]

i think hitler was a good guy CBS FM

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this bit never gets old.... god damn

[XMScott]

Its disturbing photoshop man!!!

[FANDICK]

Just woke up...

Is this the old CBS bit from WNEW?

[Wilmington WOW]

gypsies, sluts and whores
LOL!!!

[Peeler Pus]

Watch out for when they start using the reverb

[TeamAwesome]

This Is My Favorite Bit Everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JavaLogBoy]

good throw voices it sound a lot like the senior citizen down here in florida

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Its disturbing photoshop man!!!
who me?

[DoughBoy]

nothin like a wake and bake.aahhhh

This is exactly why I miss the summer during my collge years.

[shroomman_100]

I love this bit
I vote that all commercials are now replaced by old bits!!!

[TeamAwesome]

I've waited what seems like a lifetime to hear this again.

[Neo_Is_God]

is that psycho mark laughing in the background?

[DoughBoy]

is that psycho mark laughing in the background?

Doubt it, I'm pretty sure that Mark was long gone by then. Its Ben

[Chuckyarla]

well they did just do an hour and 40 minutes of radio straight

Not complaining and I love the bit. Just commenting it is a great break for them and filling 4 hours is not always easy. Look at Friday for example.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

dick oozinginya.... classic

[kenny9966]

this shiz is hilarious.dickisinya.Classic.Iliketoblowyourdog priceless.

[shroomman_100]

CreamIn Yoursnatch

I love it

[TeamAwesome]

I think this is the best bit ever man ... it doesn't get much better than this. Classic O&A.

[Schnit Dick]

Whatever happened to they weren't allowed to play old WNEW bits and couldn't call it Instant Feedback...did they just say screw it and play old stuff and not care what infinity says

[shroomman_100]

and to think this was done an regular radio
i love it

[Chester'sLiver]

Just woke up...

Is this the old CBS bit from WNEW?

Yes, yes it is! :icon_bigg

[kenny9966]

so do they now have permission to use wnew material?this shiz is hilarious.

[FANDICK]

Whatever happened to they weren't allowed to play old WNEW bits and couldn't call it Instant Feedback...did they just say screw it and play old stuff and not care what infinity says

I was wondering the same thing.

[AJellyDonut]

This is the 3rd time I'm hearing this bit in the past week and I'm still not sick of it :)

[Neo_Is_God]

im waiting for the frank call

[Wilmington WOW]

This must have been pre janet jackson
They would never play this bit on regular radio

[TeamAwesome]

I'm like in heaven right now ... if they play the Razor Rollerboard live read next i'm not going to work.

[Arnie Cuntnham]

g morning the guys are funny as shit today

[TeamAwesome]

This is the 3rd time I'm hearing this bit in the past week and I'm still not sick of it :)


Where can I get this?

[Neo_Is_God]

team i prefer the little league memories with breuer

[commish13]

Yeah, it was like 3, 4 years pre "NippleGate"

Yuck... i hate that name

[FANDICK]

Th strange thing about this for me is that I heard this bit on SU with an old dial up computer.

I've never heard it in good digital quality.

That's why I wasn't sure if they were doing it live, but you can tall its the old one after a minute.

[kenny9966]

i never got to hear o and a before XM.This is absolutely classic.i wish i could of heard them before.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

here is when it gets great

[FANDICK]

Where can I get this?


www.oavirus.com :icon_wink

[Mike_From_Texas]

morning everyone, time to fire up the computer and listen ... I overslept.

[Neo_Is_God]

nah dough thats def mark and i hear ben too

[JavaLogBoy]

they could say sack on regular radio...Are you sure this isn't an old xm bit

[AJellyDonut]

Where can I get this?
I think I pulled it off of OAVirus.com...oops what he said

[FANDICK]

"Don't go breakin' my HYMAN...CBS!"

[XMScott]

Yeah i was talking about you Big ass member

and i love it

Did they mention if they watched The Comeback last night? I need to hear their opinion on whatever the fuck that was

[TeamAwesome]

I think they can play the WNEW clips if listeners send it in... but my opinion ... I think they wanted to stay away from the old stuff for a while.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I'm like in heaven right now ... if they play the Razor Rollerboard live read next i'm not going to work.
what about the moujan commercial with otto and george?

[commish13]

team i prefer the little league memories with breuer

I love that one too. It reminds me so much of the old days when I used to play little league. It's so fucked up now... at least where I am, the coaches have to play every kid in every position. I don't know that they have to do it every game, but even if the kid can barely hold his skinny little arm up with his glove on it, he's gonna play first base. AWFUL.

[Mike_From_Texas]

"I'm looking for a couple of underage chicks to bang ... CBS!"

[Neo_Is_God]

its wnew from 99 or 2000

[TeamAwesome]

I think I pulled it off of OAVirus.com...oops what he said


Do you know the search its under... because I've looked for it before and could never find it.

[Schnauzer]

i am enjoying this

[shroomman_100]

is this the "I'm laughing so hard I nearly hit a tree" call?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i am enjoying this
well, no shit!

[Mike_From_Texas]

O&A are in top form today ... and it's Heywood Jablowme!

"CBS!"

[Neo_Is_God]

one with dog i dont know what the fuck that show was

franks a kid toucher

[Jay Douglas]

This is GREAT!! "You know, I think Adolph Hitler was a good guy! CBS!"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

looks like hitler missed a few... how were they not fired for that

[Mike_From_Texas]

It's Not Right ... well, shut up Shitdick!

[Chester'sLiver]

"I don't like this, this bit is not funny"

Love your Grandson Frank

[dg124]

I've never heard this before this is great.....

[FANDICK]

Do you know the search its under... because I've looked for it before and could never find it.

I'm sure Ed will have it on the front page by this afternoon.

[Chester'sLiver]

O&A are in top form today ... and it's Heywood Jablowme!

"CBS!"
You do know this is a replay of stuff from WNEW right? This is a break... not live right now.

[Mike_From_Texas]

the echo is designed to make their workers cringe and dodge the car crashes.

[judoGTI]

Didnt they do a bit just like this at WNEW? Maybe when WNEW switched to all talk? Im sure FedExed has a copy of the bit Im talking about.... Or is this a best of bit from WNEW? I think I hear Rick laughing in the background...

EDIT: Whoops just tuned in and didnt read any of the posts above, I guess Im not the only smart guy here. :icon_mrgr

[Jay Douglas]

looks like hitler missed a few... how were they not fired for that

Yeah really! That sounded like a instant-firing line. "Hey, let's go touch some children! CBS!"

[kenny9966]

i didnt know you could say god damnit over the air?

[TeamAwesome]

Awesome. I can't wait. I'd like to download it though and have it for myself anyway I can do that?

Jizz stain with ya here... fucking priceless.

[JavaLogBoy]

It a good bit but it gets old

[FANDICK]

looks like hitler missed a few... how were they not fired for that

Because as few as five years ago the fanatical religious ASSHOLES that seem to RUN this country now, were rightfully regarded as complete idiots.

[Mike_From_Texas]

You do know this is a replay of stuff from WNEW right? This is a break... not live right now.

actually Chesters ... I didn't know that ... I'm quite new (been around O&A about 3 years , started listening in the Syndication days.)

[Chester'sLiver]

Didnt they do a bit just like this at WNEW? Maybe when WNEW switched to all talk? Im sure FedExed has a copy of the bit Im talking about.... Or is this a best of bit from WNEW? I think I hear Rick laughing in the background...
That is what this is, they are on break right now and are playing the old WNEW bit.

[AJellyDonut]

Do you know the search its under... because I've looked for it before and could never find it.

It's possible it ain't up there anymore. PM me your address and I'll e-mail you the clip if you can't find it anywhere.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Didnt they do a bit just like this at WNEW? Maybe when WNEW switched to all talk? Im sure FedExed has a copy of the bit Im talking about.... Or is this a best of bit from WNEW? I think I hear Rick laughing in the background...
this is the bit from WNEW... have you not been listening?

[Neo_Is_God]

this was before they were syndicated thats why nothing happened

[Chester'sLiver]

actually Chesters ... I didn't know that ... I'm quite new (been around O&A a year and a half, started listening in the Syndication days.)
Well buddy, I was just letting you know, and they did say that they were gonna play this before they went to break. :action-sm

[XMScott]

Anthony is a genius

like we didnt know that already

[FANDICK]

It a good bit but it gets old

"Gets old?"

I haven't heard this in years.

This is great.

[judoGTI]

See how much funnier they are in the afternoons. :D

[commish13]

Go back to your lawnmower and stop calling them the BitchBoys.

[hellonice]

I love the bits from WNEW like this one, where you can hear Rick going insane in the background.

[Seth]

I like Psycho Mark's laugh in reverb- it's such an insane cackle.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Anthony is a genius

like we didnt know that already

thank you E-lo

[kenny9966]

this is a million times better than commercials.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they should use some of this rverb laughter as their laugh tracks

[hellonice]

How many new wackbag names are going to come from this?

DickAzinya

[Neo_Is_God]

suck me... i love that line

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i forgot this guy called back again

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Is that Herky Jerky Ben laughing in the background or Rick?

[Chester'sLiver]

How big of a douche was frank!?! jesus, how is this not funny?

[Schnit Dick]

How far into it are we now?

[Neo_Is_God]

beastiality joke i loved that joke

[Chester'sLiver]

Is that Herky Jerky Ben laughing in the background or Rick?
Actually it sounds a lot like Psycho Mark, but it could be Ben.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

around 25 or so minutes

[Schnit Dick]

NOOO Not followed by commercials

[dees4u]

Is that Ben's psycho cackel in the background?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

now they do commercials?

[judoGTI]

Sounds like psycho mark.

[FANDICK]

I think the plan is to play a WNEW bit whenever one of them has to take a shit.

[JavaLogBoy]

Ya'll people up north can get away with alot on fm radio

[Neo_Is_God]

now we get 8 minutes of commericials damnit
sarcasm

[Farm Flufer]

Morning 'baggers


CBS FM

[Chester'sLiver]

its only gonna be like a min, don't worry, that was two great hours of radio though

[goldenbunz]

Is this the first break?

[Wilmington WOW]

Is this a delilah's commerical in Philly?
Whaaaat, am I listening to WYSP?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Is this the first break?
yes

[Jay Douglas]

That was about twenty minutes, wasn't it? And all of it was hilarious! Who was this tool Frank and why wasn't he hung by the neck until dead after this bit?

[Jimmy's Lil Fella]

Morning fellow baggers

[Chester'sLiver]

Ya'll people up north can get away with alot on fm radio
Not anymoroe though don't, this was way before Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Boob.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow halfway through the sow and we already have 15 pages

[hellonice]

Actually it sounds a lot like Psycho Mark, but it could be Ben.

I think (99% sure) it's Mr. Tsunami himself, Rick.

[Jimmy's Lil Fella]

anyone else get there spread the virus t-shirt?

[kenny9966]

yea ive never heard god damit over the air ever.then again,im in the middle of the god damned bible belt here in oklahoma.

[khemystri]

Goddamn... Anthony is a genius

[Neo_Is_God]

this should be 4 breaks worth..

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Goddamn... Anthony is a genius
morning khem... you set up pro-tools yet?

[Schnit Dick]

wow halfway through the sow and we already have 15 pages
Yeah its making it hard to work...ehh screw work, I need to find a way for O&A to pay the bills

[Jay Douglas]

Is this a delilah's commerical in Philly?
Whaaaat, am I listening to WYSP?

Delilah's? I got an ad for XM Artist Confidential. Are there different commercials on XM Online? In order, the ads were "Artist Confidential", Jim Norton's latest gig, Lazlow's Technophile, PGA channel ('cause the only thing more exciting than watching golf is listening to the audio broadcast), and another Artist Confidential.

[truckdriver4iwx]

WOW lets go to the 50s on 5

[Hollywood Nova]

those 2 hours flew right by, man. I feel cheated by time

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this is a long god damn break

[truckdriver4iwx]

morning Khem.. big fan here

[PorchMonkey4Life]

morning Khem.. big fan here
who isn't?

[Neo_Is_God]

BIg Ass as i said
this should be 4 breaks worth..

and that was 5 minutes of commericals

[FANDICK]

anyone else get there spread the virus t-shirt?

A bunch of people have so far.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

did they go out and play foosball during the break like back at WNEW?

[Old Restless]

Yuck Drew from fark.com coming up.

[hellonice]

I got two of mine fandick.....Wasn't Drew AWWWWWFUL the last time he was on.

[Chuckyarla]

now they do commercials?

Probably caught in the bathroom

[truckdriver4iwx]

who isn't?

true

[Seth]

The overwhelming cackling was Psycho Mark, not Ben or Rick, but you can hear other people laughing if you listened carefully.

[Neo_Is_God]

drew from fark i hate that douchebag

[goldenbunz]

did they go out and play foosball during the break like back at WNEW?


Didn't Ron and Fez's producer break the foosball table?

[sickstringer]

didn't they bitch about how bad Drew's appearance was last time, why is he back so soon?

[Jay Douglas]

and that was 5 minutes of commericals

SHowing yet again why XM CRUSHES terrestrial radio! I think FM would have about 45-60 minutes of ads for two hours of radio, no?

[Slim Shitty]

I think FM would have about 45-60 minutes of ads for two hours of radio, no?

you couldn't legally do 2 live hours of radio without spots unless it was an emergency like a tornado, or hurricane or terrorist event.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Didn't Ron and Fez's producer break the foosball table?
faggot al dukes... then he bought opie a pinball machine

[Mike_From_Texas]

SHowing yet again why XM CRUSHES terrestrial radio! I think FM would have about 45-60 minutes of ads for two hours of radio, no?

easily!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Probably caught in the bathroom
circle jerk session took a little langer than planned

[sickstringer]

wow Double A baseball news on the O&A show

[Mike_From_Texas]

are the fans gonna be shouting Fuck Me while he's throwing out the first pitch? maybe You're So Fucking Hot?

[Jay Douglas]

you couldn't legally do 2 live hours of radio without spots unless it was an emergency like a tornado, or hurricane or terrorist event.

Where'd I say there should be no spots? There's just too many, that's all.

[commish13]

faggot al dukes... then he bought opie a pinball machine

Speaking of Al Dukes... he's now no longer the lackey on Booker's afternoon show on KRock. He got some sort of upper management position with Infinity.

[BigDickBlack]

Morning you sick fucks! Damn I almost lost it on the way to work this morning! Today is gonna be a good day!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Speaking of Al Dukes... he's now no longer the lackey on Booker's afternoon show on KRock. He got some sort of upper management position with Infinity.
i heard... was a retard or a monkey not available for the position

[Slim Shitty]

Where'd I say there should be no spots? There's just too many, that's all.

clarification: we wouldn't even have the opportunity to listen to 2 hours of good radio, spot free. thus therefore byfacto fm/am radio sucks

[BigDickBlack]

are the fans gonna be shouting Fuck Me while he's throwing out the first pitch? maybe You're So Fucking Hot?


If only that was true! If it was a stadium full of O&A fans you bet your ass!

[Mike_From_Texas]

clarification: we wouldn't even have the opportunity to listen to 2 hours of good radio, spot free. thus therefore byfacto fm/am radio sucks

well put!

[Jay Douglas]

clarification: we wouldn't even have the opportunity to listen to 2 hours of good radio, spot free. thus therefore byfacto fm/am radio sucks

Oh. Gotcha. And so right!

[Neo_Is_God]

splash & motorboat speeding away= always funny

[BigDickBlack]

Damnit Ant your hot!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

it is much better being able to play along with a tv in my office

[TeamAwesome]

I think Drew is really good friends with Steve C... thats why he's always on the show.

[commish13]

i heard... was a retard or a monkey not available for the position

Apparently not. I think Booker was joking about just getting a monkey for that spot.

Funny enough, I was actually out for a drive when they made the announcement, and Dukes wasn't even there that day because he was apparently sick.

The new Al Dukes, at least for that day, was some hot 18-year-old ditz or somesuch, though. They said there were pictures of her on Krock's site... I haven't checked, but she sounded hot.

[Mike_From_Texas]

hahahaha, kids tongue stuck in a blowhole .... good job

[JavaLogBoy]

Yuck Drew from fark.com coming up.

Dru is great who could not like the pattie song

[DoughBoy]

Ok Terrific? When did that clip come back?

[Jay Douglas]

Dammit, this has been hilarious! I don't want to go but I must. See you later everyone!

[Sack of Chisels]

Dru is great who could not like the pattie song
wow

[goldenbunz]

Dru is great who could not like the pattie song


Sarcasm right?

[Neo_Is_God]

Dru is great who could not like the pattie song

not dru boogie you silly goose
drew curtis from fark.com

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Dru is great who could not like the pattie song
sir that was druboggie not drew curtis from fark

[BigDickBlack]

I want a hotdog Gilbert!

[goldenbunz]

It's about time. Lynch is a god.

[Neo_Is_God]

dru boggie big ass you bhut an extra g
lolol

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Kelly Ripa is sooo fucking hot

[PorchMonkey4Life]

dru boggie big ass you bhut an extra g
lolol
GA GA GA
i cant type... i stink

[JavaLogBoy]

oh drew curtus he a okay guest sometimes he's a little boring though

[PorchMonkey4Life]

retards always equal funny

[XMScott]

oh drew curtus he a okay guest sometimes he's a little boring though


He helps spread the virus, hes cool with me

[goldenbunz]

I hope he doesn't read wackbag.

[Neo_Is_God]

fuck all the people who post on fark.com
i hope that site dies

even if he reads the drew curtis fuck you you fuck douche ass cock

[Mike_From_Texas]

He helps spread the virus, hes cool with me

agreed Dog. anyone who helps spread the virus is cool with me.

[AJellyDonut]

Fark fans stink

[FANDICK]

"It was like watching Charles Grodin get stepped on"

Jimmy kills me.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Verbotin

[Slim Shitty]

fuck all the people who post on fark.com
i hope that site dies

if fark dies, half of the show material dies.

[Col.Trautman]

Morning Fellas

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i would not get involved... he's a golfer... i dont want him to shoot me

[Slim Shitty]

i'm scared of you sir!

[goldenbunz]

i would not get involved... he's a golfer... i dont want him to shoot me


You can also use "bus driver" now,

[Neo_Is_God]

i gotta punch out i have a dentist appointment in 5 hrs see ya my peeps

[Schnauzer]

i gotta punch out i have a dentist appointment in 5 hrs see ya my peeps
later

[Farm Flufer]

I saw a guy chase a purse snatcher and get blasted in the face from 4 feet away.

"you ever see a head come apart like that?"

[Mike_From_Texas]

i gotta punch out i have a dentist appointment in 5 hrs see ya my peeps

peace out.

[goldenbunz]

i gotta punch out i have a dentist appointment in 5 hrs see ya my peeps


Ask your dentist when he'll be updating his message board.

[Assuck]

This is the Al Dukes exscuse

[truckdriver4iwx]

O&A are getting trashed on Farks chat room. they want to know if O&As 15 min of fame are up yet.. Tools... must b Howard fans

[Hollywood Nova]

Thats so true, I can't swim worth a shit, man.

[Mike_From_Texas]

XMRO dead for anyone else?

by XMRO you mean XM Radio Online ... no. I'm tuned in through there.

[Schnauzer]

XMRO dead for anyone else?
nope

[FANDICK]

XMRO dead for anyone else?

Mine's fine.

[AJellyDonut]

Is Drew gonna come in to do news every week?

[Slim Shitty]

"Get your balls out..." *crickets*

[Chuckyarla]

I was waiting for them to cover the fag awards. Tony = Fag and Anthony = Tony therefore Anthony = fag q.e.d.

[JavaLogBoy]

I don't think blacks can swim. In Florida at the beach all the black people either not go or
group together and hang under a big tent

[AJellyDonut]

XMRO dead for anyone else?
I lost if for a minute, but fine now.

[Chuckyarla]

XMRO dead for anyone else?

Mine's now fine, for a while it seemed to be getting WCBS FM instead. :icon_lol:

[commish13]

The Tonys?

HEY KATHLEEN

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN CLOTHES BACK ON!

[truckdriver4iwx]

Love the sound of that swoogie screaming

[FANDICK]

Love the sound of that swoogie screaming

Ditto. :icon_mrgr

How fuckin' stupid do you have to be to tell the cop not to touch you? :rolleyes:

[Mike_From_Texas]

Love the sound of that swoogie screaming

I started laughing ... classic case of stupidity.

[AJellyDonut]

I don't think blacks can swim. In Florida at the beach all the black people either not go or
group together and hang under a big tent

Especially black kids. A lot of them drown because, just like in every other facet of life, their parents aren't around to help them.

[Col.Trautman]

It was used because she was a stubborn Golfer

[LOGONJIMSCHEST]

I dont care what that cop says, Im a cop and have been hit by that it fucking HURTS!!

[hellonice]

OOOO a WOW P-S-A. Although "On the Car, not under the hood" HAHAHAHAH..the hood..get it. Cuz if u put it under the hood, no one will see it.

[truckdriver4iwx]

stupidity or just a couple of cops having some real fun

[Col.Trautman]

Follow the rules Golfer!!!!

[XMScott]

A lot of breaks today

errrr ehhh

[truckdriver4iwx]

Golfers have a problem with following directions if not given to them in ebonics. She got what she had comming to her. The only thing funnier would have been if the cop t-bagged her while she was on the ground

[FANDICK]

Why the fuck are all of the comedians' plugs so god damn LOUD!!!!!!!!!!

I'm SICK of that shit.

[khemystri]

morning khem... you set up pro-tools yet?

For some reason it crashes on startup.... oh well...

[truckdriver4iwx]

A lot of breaks today

errrr ehhh

they went 2 hours without one.. now they have to catch up

[Col.Trautman]

Ralphie mays was so loud because he is a Fat Fuck

[FANDICK]

Did Jimmy bring his Washington mic back with him or something?

[goldenbunz]

Does anyone have a link to see that golfer get zapped by the cop? I was looking for it on fark with no luck.

[Mike_From_Texas]

Did Jimmy bring his Washington mic back with him or something?

no idea ... he sounds good to me. it's possible though.

[Farm Flufer]

Does anyone have a link to see that golfer get zapped by the cop? I was looking for it on fark with no luck.

Didn't Op say it was on Foundry?

[truckdriver4iwx]

Does anyone have a link to see that golfer get zapped by the cop? I was looking for it on fark with no luck.

i watched it yesterday on foundry

[FANDICK]

no idea ... he sounds good to me. it's possible though.

He sounds good, I just keep hearing that sound, like he needs grease. (Easy)

[HummerTuesdays]

Does anyone have a link to see that golfer get zapped by the cop? I was looking for it on fark with no luck.

I found it on Foundry yesterday. Look in the downloads section, posted on June 1st.

[Schnauzer]

they went 2 hours without one.. now they have to catch up
i think they took a break at 745

[Mike_From_Texas]

as requested:

Florida Woman Gets Tasered (http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/id/9969/div/opieanthony/media_search/latest/latest/all/page/download_FLORIDA_WOMAN_GETS_TASERED.html#jump)

and Jimmy get crickets and a car crash .... then another car crash!

[dees4u]

i THINK THE OFFICIAL LINK IS:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/video/taser_video3a.html

[truckdriver4iwx]

http://files.foundrymusic.com/WMV/fl_woman_taser_arrest.zip

[Mike_From_Texas]

thx truck.

[Fenix]

how is everybody doing this morning?

[Mike_From_Texas]

how is everybody doing this morning?

doin good!

[Fenix]

doin good!


I see you live in longview, thats about an hour from me.

[absurder]

Fark guy SUCKS. His laugh is like nails on a blackboard.

[Fenix]

Fark guy SUCKS. His laugh is like nails on a blackboard.

Not as annoying as Ralphie Mays

[Mike_From_Texas]

I see you live in longview, thats about an hour from me.

Indeed ... an hour east on I-20.

[MrMotherFucker]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/8522/floridatshirt2ih.jpg

[Mike_From_Texas]

I bet the woman the caller's talking about was a Mormon because of the hairy vag.

[Assuck]

Anthony lived in a flop house

[absurder]

Not as annoying as Ralphie Mays

No dude, he is. At least RM says his OWN unfunny shit. This guy just eats ass completely. BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.

Ugh. Kill him.

[truckdriver4iwx]

80 year old... sexy

[Mike_From_Texas]

taking a load probably somewhere ...

[Clint]

I got in

[absurder]

This asshole is making the show sound like a WACKY WACKY RADIO bit. He needs to fucking shut up and die - I don't care what site he runs.

Fucking turd.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that sounds so hot

[Fenix]

No dude, he is. At least RM says his OWN unfunny shit. This guy just eats ass completely. BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.

Ugh. Kill him.


LoL, so true

[FANDICK]

I got in

What's up Glen?

[truckdriver4iwx]

Freak show getting way too much air time... his 15 min will soon be up

[Clint]

What's up Glen?
Yeah, fucking screeners

[absurder]

Ooh ooh ooh - sounds like the turd might be leaving. Thank God - I was about to turn the show off...

I have a visceral reaction to him, not unlike Bush's to Kim Jung Il.

[Assuck]

i only use paint

[dees4u]

Does anyone know what Ant's screen name is on Fark?

[commish13]

Haha Maddox!

[DoughBoy]

Love Cigars and Scotch

[Fenix]

Ooh ooh ooh - sounds like the turd might be leaving. Thank God - I was about to turn the show off...

I have a visceral reaction to him, not unlike Bush's to Kim Jung Il.

LoL, i think you spoke too soon

[Wilmington WOW]

ding ding here comes the shit mobile

[FANDICK]

Ooh ooh ooh - sounds like the turd might be leaving. Thank God - I was about to turn the show off...

I have a visceral reaction to him, not unlike Bush's to Kim Jung Il.

I think this guy has provided fodder for some good stories and impressions in this segment.

[Assuck]

maddox is great