MAVRIC305
03-06-2002, 10:38 PM
This is all I can put together, with the help of Wackadoo and I beg to differ. I missed a bit of the show due to being on my death bed:
Right off the bat the boys get into what has been on their mind all night long. They couldn't wait to get on the air to talk about this event that took place yesterday. They finally got....... to watch "The Osbournes" on MTV last night. They went into the show and some of the classic scenes, like Ozzy trying to work the TV remote control, and him being a simple man, needing to be a computer wizard to work the fucking remote control. They said his son was a real geeky bastard, but seemed to be intelligent. The daughter is just like any other girl her age, hating her parents, and being embarrassed by them. They also mentioned the security guard, who had the look of horror on his face while watching Ozzy perform on the Tonight show. They also mentioned how Ozzy just seemed like a retard, looking like a kid on Christmas morning, because his wife said he could hide his rifle under the bed. Anthony was doing the impression and using his bleeper. They took some calls and some people said the son was gay, other said if they were his age they would kick his ass too. The boys played some clips of the show, and they decided on the funniest part of the show, which was when they had the guy who installed all the remote controlled items, said it was extremely easy to figure out, being a touch screen remote control. Then, they go right to Ozzy who is having the hardest time in the world trying to figure it out, accidentally turning the shower on with it. It was a classic show. Next week should be even better.
(Break)
3:50-4:00
Talk about going to Norton's house and Rick is going along. Some chick from Philly calls up wanting to enter the 55 gallon drum challenge even though she knows its on Friday. says she can come in right away (though as a side point, I don't understand how she was gonna make it to the studio by 6:30) wants to eat chocolate pudding off the toilet seat in the bathroom. Opie is disappointed because he was hoping to turn down her offer and just use this as a segue into talking about the 55 gallon drum challenge. now Opie and Anthony are seriously considering her. They want to put the pudding at least 2 inches from the water instead of on the rim. this is only fair because another girl qualified by blowing bubbles in the toilet itself. Opie tells the girl she needs to be in the studio no later than 6:30 and wonders where she'll get the pudding from, but said she's getting her own.
they want to get good film of this, but then realize the camcorder went to Norton's house, so they'll use the digital camera, but they really want the video camera. so they said they're gonna go ask Ron & fez to borrow theirs.
they are looking for Mike the engineer (or whatever his name is) because they know he takes some really nasty dumps and want him to take a crap in the toilet and actually allow some crunching in the bathroom. They can't find him, so Anthony makes an announcement pulling out his fixed bullhorn looking for someone to take a crap in their bathroom.
Opie then goes on to announce what each girl did, where she's from and what she did to qualify.
They enter Jim's apartment and right away Rick starts saying he sees Kids car seats, but Jim reminds the boys that his neighbors are Puerto Rican, so what did they expect. Rick begins to explain how the way up to the apartment looks, and he says that Jim has a "Chanel 5" picture with mold dripping off of it. They get up to the apartment and in the living room there is just a bunch of clothes laying around, women's clothes, Jim said the apartment is not big enough for 3 people, so Florentine's girlfriend keeps all of her shit in the living room. The boys ask Rick for a joke about how small the apartment is, but Rick says he won't because the it's not that small, plenty of room. The smell and the look of mold growing on things is making both Rick and Steve C sick. They then venture into the bathroom, where the shower is just filled of scum and green mold. The sink and toilet are just disgusting, and according to Rick there was a Jiz towel hanging to dry. Rick finds some kiddy Band-Aids in the medicine cabinet. One element that leans towards Jim being a child molester. The move on to the kitchen, where Jim has at least 17 egg shells piled up in the sink, no wonder he has a flatulence problem. Rick is mortified when they open the refrigerator, where there is what looks to be bananas, but they are blue. Then, they notice that Jim has a stack of unopened mail, in which he explains he has been a little afraid to open his mail after all the anthrax threats and incidents. They said there had to be over 35 pieces of mail all together. They asked Rick to look behind the refrigerator to see if "Gluttony" was carved on the wall (Seven) . They had a few movie references, like: "His name is Robert Palson" They wondered if Jim's house was located on Paper Street.
(Quick break)
Then, they went to dreaded, Jim's bedroom! As Rick put it, it smelt like old dirty socks and ass. There was the mold, dirty clothes all over, and a bunch of shit under the bed. They got a look at Jim's closet which was just full of plastic bags full of clothes. Opie says he thinks their done. Rick feeling very good about it, because him and Steve C where getting a little freaked out with all the things they were finding out about Jim. Jim did the classic "get out" cribs thing, but he did it the way only Jim can do it. "Okay guys, get going, get out of here, hahahaha, chuckle, chuckle"
(Break)
6:45 WDYL
Opie learnt something about extensive (i don't remember what it is exactly, so if someone could help me out on that one)
sandy takes it in das dumpaire
Norton's room smells like socks and ass
Contestant 37, Stephanie calls up and says she's doing an appearance at some bar in Virginia. Anthony is impressed and says their little girl has grown up. asks if she'll be wowing, but she says she can't (some stupid law in Virginia)
That's the best I could do today. If any writers would like to add to it, go right ahead. Peace! Thanks to: I beg to differ and Wackadoo.
Right off the bat the boys get into what has been on their mind all night long. They couldn't wait to get on the air to talk about this event that took place yesterday. They finally got....... to watch "The Osbournes" on MTV last night. They went into the show and some of the classic scenes, like Ozzy trying to work the TV remote control, and him being a simple man, needing to be a computer wizard to work the fucking remote control. They said his son was a real geeky bastard, but seemed to be intelligent. The daughter is just like any other girl her age, hating her parents, and being embarrassed by them. They also mentioned the security guard, who had the look of horror on his face while watching Ozzy perform on the Tonight show. They also mentioned how Ozzy just seemed like a retard, looking like a kid on Christmas morning, because his wife said he could hide his rifle under the bed. Anthony was doing the impression and using his bleeper. They took some calls and some people said the son was gay, other said if they were his age they would kick his ass too. The boys played some clips of the show, and they decided on the funniest part of the show, which was when they had the guy who installed all the remote controlled items, said it was extremely easy to figure out, being a touch screen remote control. Then, they go right to Ozzy who is having the hardest time in the world trying to figure it out, accidentally turning the shower on with it. It was a classic show. Next week should be even better.
(Break)
3:50-4:00
Talk about going to Norton's house and Rick is going along. Some chick from Philly calls up wanting to enter the 55 gallon drum challenge even though she knows its on Friday. says she can come in right away (though as a side point, I don't understand how she was gonna make it to the studio by 6:30) wants to eat chocolate pudding off the toilet seat in the bathroom. Opie is disappointed because he was hoping to turn down her offer and just use this as a segue into talking about the 55 gallon drum challenge. now Opie and Anthony are seriously considering her. They want to put the pudding at least 2 inches from the water instead of on the rim. this is only fair because another girl qualified by blowing bubbles in the toilet itself. Opie tells the girl she needs to be in the studio no later than 6:30 and wonders where she'll get the pudding from, but said she's getting her own.
they want to get good film of this, but then realize the camcorder went to Norton's house, so they'll use the digital camera, but they really want the video camera. so they said they're gonna go ask Ron & fez to borrow theirs.
they are looking for Mike the engineer (or whatever his name is) because they know he takes some really nasty dumps and want him to take a crap in the toilet and actually allow some crunching in the bathroom. They can't find him, so Anthony makes an announcement pulling out his fixed bullhorn looking for someone to take a crap in their bathroom.
Opie then goes on to announce what each girl did, where she's from and what she did to qualify.
They enter Jim's apartment and right away Rick starts saying he sees Kids car seats, but Jim reminds the boys that his neighbors are Puerto Rican, so what did they expect. Rick begins to explain how the way up to the apartment looks, and he says that Jim has a "Chanel 5" picture with mold dripping off of it. They get up to the apartment and in the living room there is just a bunch of clothes laying around, women's clothes, Jim said the apartment is not big enough for 3 people, so Florentine's girlfriend keeps all of her shit in the living room. The boys ask Rick for a joke about how small the apartment is, but Rick says he won't because the it's not that small, plenty of room. The smell and the look of mold growing on things is making both Rick and Steve C sick. They then venture into the bathroom, where the shower is just filled of scum and green mold. The sink and toilet are just disgusting, and according to Rick there was a Jiz towel hanging to dry. Rick finds some kiddy Band-Aids in the medicine cabinet. One element that leans towards Jim being a child molester. The move on to the kitchen, where Jim has at least 17 egg shells piled up in the sink, no wonder he has a flatulence problem. Rick is mortified when they open the refrigerator, where there is what looks to be bananas, but they are blue. Then, they notice that Jim has a stack of unopened mail, in which he explains he has been a little afraid to open his mail after all the anthrax threats and incidents. They said there had to be over 35 pieces of mail all together. They asked Rick to look behind the refrigerator to see if "Gluttony" was carved on the wall (Seven) . They had a few movie references, like: "His name is Robert Palson" They wondered if Jim's house was located on Paper Street.
(Quick break)
Then, they went to dreaded, Jim's bedroom! As Rick put it, it smelt like old dirty socks and ass. There was the mold, dirty clothes all over, and a bunch of shit under the bed. They got a look at Jim's closet which was just full of plastic bags full of clothes. Opie says he thinks their done. Rick feeling very good about it, because him and Steve C where getting a little freaked out with all the things they were finding out about Jim. Jim did the classic "get out" cribs thing, but he did it the way only Jim can do it. "Okay guys, get going, get out of here, hahahaha, chuckle, chuckle"
(Break)
6:45 WDYL
Opie learnt something about extensive (i don't remember what it is exactly, so if someone could help me out on that one)
sandy takes it in das dumpaire
Norton's room smells like socks and ass
Contestant 37, Stephanie calls up and says she's doing an appearance at some bar in Virginia. Anthony is impressed and says their little girl has grown up. asks if she'll be wowing, but she says she can't (some stupid law in Virginia)
That's the best I could do today. If any writers would like to add to it, go right ahead. Peace! Thanks to: I beg to differ and Wackadoo.