MAVRIC305
03-07-2002, 09:13 PM
They start the show off talking about South Park and all the new clips they get from one show. They got a lot of Butters clips, and Jared from subway saying he wanted to give aides to everyone. Opie said he didn't want to play the stealing game (hoo-hoo) but, they seemed to use one of O & A's concepts last night. The concept of tragedies, and if a long enough time passes, people can begin to make jokes about them. Like O & A said about the Titanic, South Park used AIDS as a joke, because it's been 22.3 years since the discovery of the tragic disease, so you can make fun of it now. Norton began to show his displeasure with Comedy Central for being such tight-asses when it came to his act, which had a lot of disease and prosthetic body part references. Which also pisses me off, if you can't see Jim live in person, then you expect the next best thing, and how could he show people his complete act if they have to edit the raciest, but probably funniest parts. Norton then says he can't stand Comedy Central, because the cartoon characters can get away with saying whatever they want, yet when he does his bit, it gets edited for content.
Opie then talks about what's coming up on the show today. Of course he plugs the 55 gallon drum challenge, and then says Rick James is coming in at 4 O'clock. They start talking about what Rick James has done and start playing "Superfreak" with chicks screaming in the background and some canned laughter and virgin soundboard. Opie mentions how much Black Earl is excited about Rick James coming in. Earl comes into the studio, the boys bring up Black Rock Coalition Radio and how they let Earl do this program a couple of years ago. They start listing bands for Earl to play. Then Earl says he's gonna add motown, which pissed off O & A, they said he might as well add hip hop.
Then, Opie goes back into the 55 gallon drum challenge and is now worried because the bug guy canceled on them because of a family emergency, so he does a call out looking for the guy that first brought hissing cockroaches from the last challenge. Then Opie announces that they are having an open studio tomorrow, they do this time to time. Tomorrow anyone that has something to throw in the drums (within reason) can come down to the studio. If you bring something that can't be tossed in, you're gonna be sent away. The person who brings down the best items to toss into the drums wins a trip to Wrestlemania, airfare, hotel and tickets included.
(Break)
They get back and quickly go to Lewis Black's "Back in Black" segment on the Daily show last night. It was about Playstation 2 games, and how the concepts are insane. He listed three games. The Britney Spears game, State of emergency, and GTA3. Lewis ranted about how you can pillage in a mall, steal cars, hit little innocent old ladies with baseball bats, carjack a person and then run that person over, and when all is said and done, become a back-up dancer for Britney Spears. After they played the clips from the show, they had Lewis on the phone. They talked mainly about GTA3 and some of the sick shit you can do in the game. Lewis not game savvy said he only knew how to work the radio. He said, he likes to watch it, but playing it is an impossible task for him. Anthony urged him to learn how to play, because it's a great way to let off steam after being in traffic all day. They are about to hang-up with Lewis, and Opie says: "Wait Lewis" Lewis replies: "Yeah" and Opie clicks him. This started a bit of a trend today, but it really worked best with Lewis.
Then, they quickly bring up a new commercial spot, that will be airing throughout the whole country, not just in New York. It is for "Dream cream" it makes women more sensitive in all the right areas. They mention while they are selling shit like this, other radio personalities like Rush Limbaugh is selling Cadillac ads. They play the commercial and it is a guy and a girl having, what seems to be an educated conversation after sex. It was pretty funny, but O & A always find a way to make things even funnier. They decide they are going to have Jim and Steve C do the read together. Jim playing the woman, and Steve C playing the guy. They start the preparations, they have to make a read out first, so it may take some time. The boys head into a quick break, with Rick James up next.
(Quick break)
Rick James and his free basing drug stories. He also talked about his prison time, the judge wanted to give him 3 lifetime's, he thought how the hell can I do 3 lifetime's. He actually got five years. He had spent some of that time in drug rehabilitation, and the three years in actual prison in his words, was the best thing that ever happened to him. It cleaned him up, even though he could have gotten drugs, he wanted to go straight. They also talked about how he got off. They wondered if he made a homemade vagina. he said that they should know black people don't do that stuff. He made a call to a CO and they would come around to his cell around 2 AM and he would go to a room and get a woman. Anthony wondered if all the other inmates wanted to smell his fingers when he got back. He said he had one fight in prison, but he whipped the Russian's ass. They talked about Linda Blaire and how she had sad in "WE" magazine that if she wanted to have sex with anyone who would it be, and it was Rick James. So, he had hooked up with her, and they hit it off. They tried to get a little juicy details, but Rick said he wasn't gonna go there. Norton had to ask him if he or Eddie Murphy wrote "party all the time" Rick started cursing and saying that nobody wanted to play the fucking record. I think he actually got one through, but I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear it from me. They talked about his stroke, where he broke two blood vessels and was in the hospital for seven months. He had five months of rehab, where he couldn't even write or see straight. He had been misdiagnosed at first, they said it was gas or something. Then, next thing he knew he couldn't move the right side of his body. He still has a little problems now, but things are going great now, he's back on the road and playing again. He will be playing a BB kings blues club on Friday and Saturday. They brought up that Rick's Mother used to run numbers for the Mafia. He said that he is proud of her for it, she sent her kids to college with it. A caller brought up MC Hammer sampling his songs, Rick made plenty of money off of it, but the only thing that pissed him off was that fact that MC Hammer never mentioned that Rick James was a big part of his success. Anthony said that every song Rick made was about "Effing" Rick tried to say that he was wrong, but Anthony used every song as a metaphor for a Vag. They took a few random calls, some of which pissed Rick off. They also talked a bit about today's music, and he said they try, but they need to sample. He said that gimmicks never changed, they always had Maryjane, now it's Chronic and so on, everything has been done, they just change the names of them now. Rick gets dirty and says back in his young days, he would stick is dick in any orifice, then the dumping nun stepped in. He said Wilt Chamberlain is a liar, he didn't bang no 10,ooo women. He could barely play basketball, let alone "ball" Of course Norton asked if Rick ever partied with Ozzy, he said no, but he is good friends with him. He said the last time he met with him, he didn't look too good. The, Ozzy from Long Island calls in and doesn't add much, just adds laughs with his impression. Malik calls in and he says that he lost his virginity to a Rick James song, but never says which one. He says he wants to come see him play, but almost blows it by making a crack joke. Malik is going to come in tomorrow with his R. Kelly tapes. Then, a dude from Boston calls in and says he needs an Ebonics lesson just to understand this interview. They all agree, that a line like that had to come from Boston. Rick James: "Bill Russell my ass!" Rick has to go, but the boys invite him back for tomorrow's show, where they will be torturing girls. Opie said, he thinks Rick just might show up! Great segment! Rick James rules!!!
(Break)
The boys get back and go to the phones for the 6 O'clock queef. So, the girl gets on and she tells the guys she 17, and she wonders if it's too young for them. No, No, No. So, she starts, since it's a teen queef the boys are very quiet, thinking it's going to be a little whispering queef, ah na na, she let's out a high pitched balloon squeal. Of course she asks: "did you hear it?" To the boys: "Oh yeah" to the queef tune.
Then, they replay the Rick James segment that got lost on air the first time, They asked Rick about doing the “Party all the time” record with Eddie Murphy, and he just goes off with F’s and S’s flying furiously. It was dumped out of the first time so bad, they ran out of dump. VH territory. “Y'all say what the F- you want”.
(Quick break)
They get back, and it's time for the Jim Norton and Steve C commercial remake. It was classic hearing Jim say how sensitive his are got when he applied the cream. The back and forth talk was like an episode of OZ, with Beecher and Keller. They actually began to play the OZ music behind their words, with clips of Frenchy, saying: "You faggot" and the zipper clip. I really can't do it justice. It was hysterical though, you have to hear it to get a full grasp. Hopefully, FoundryMusic (http://www.foundrymusic.com) will put it up on the site. If not then, listen to the damn show!
Then, Stephanie from the Philly area comes in, to lick chocolate syrup off of the inside of a toilet bowl. This, after hours of preparation by WNEW employees, like Pete Johnson, it was like Lardass from "Stand by me" getting ready for the pie eating contest. Norton began with his usual pocket pool once she walked into the studio. Well, she started licking the inside of the bowl, not before falling face first into the water. At one point she couldn't reach the back of the bowl, so Opie told Anthony, who was doing on the spot reporting, to let her scoop it up with her finger. She does, and goes back for the finishing few licks, as Rick flushes her face down the toilet. Jim says it looked like “a Rusty Trombone on a cancer patient”. They make some Pitcher/catcher jokes and out with the Rusty Trombone song. All I can say is, she is in the 55 gallon drum contest! Check out all the pictures at OpieandAnthony (http://www.opieandanthony.com) .
(Quick break)
They start off with an unlucky lottery story, about a heart surgeon who died on the LIE yesterday. The bottom plate from the legs that they use to jack up a trailer, fell off and got kicked up into this poor bastards car. It went through the windshield, his head, and out the back window. He was just on his way to work.
It's the bitches that'll getcha's, unlucky lottery, and sucks to be you all in together. A Nurse's aid in Frt. worth, Texas, hits a guy and he is halfway through the windshield and the hood. She keeps driving in a panic, until she gets to her house, she pulls in the garage and leaves him there, even though he was pleading for help. She said she came down and started apologizing to him during the time he was dying. They got a line on her, by her blabbing to her friends and coworkers, even having some friends help her get rid of the body. She also burned her car seat, trying to get rid of every little piece of evidence. Her attorney Shante Mallard said, the arrest was premature. Say What? By the way, he was a drunken homeless guy. Oh, give her community service, or a dirty rag to clean windshields. That was kind of Jim's joke, but I missed it.
They quickly replay the unbelievable 6 O'clock teen queef, It was beautiful. Then they played WDYL. One line: "You got toilet on my chocolate”
Tomorrow on the O & A show: The 55 gallon drum challenge!!! BE LISTENING!!! Peace!
Thanks to, I beg to differ and SpotCheckBilly for all the help with this review!
Opie then talks about what's coming up on the show today. Of course he plugs the 55 gallon drum challenge, and then says Rick James is coming in at 4 O'clock. They start talking about what Rick James has done and start playing "Superfreak" with chicks screaming in the background and some canned laughter and virgin soundboard. Opie mentions how much Black Earl is excited about Rick James coming in. Earl comes into the studio, the boys bring up Black Rock Coalition Radio and how they let Earl do this program a couple of years ago. They start listing bands for Earl to play. Then Earl says he's gonna add motown, which pissed off O & A, they said he might as well add hip hop.
Then, Opie goes back into the 55 gallon drum challenge and is now worried because the bug guy canceled on them because of a family emergency, so he does a call out looking for the guy that first brought hissing cockroaches from the last challenge. Then Opie announces that they are having an open studio tomorrow, they do this time to time. Tomorrow anyone that has something to throw in the drums (within reason) can come down to the studio. If you bring something that can't be tossed in, you're gonna be sent away. The person who brings down the best items to toss into the drums wins a trip to Wrestlemania, airfare, hotel and tickets included.
(Break)
They get back and quickly go to Lewis Black's "Back in Black" segment on the Daily show last night. It was about Playstation 2 games, and how the concepts are insane. He listed three games. The Britney Spears game, State of emergency, and GTA3. Lewis ranted about how you can pillage in a mall, steal cars, hit little innocent old ladies with baseball bats, carjack a person and then run that person over, and when all is said and done, become a back-up dancer for Britney Spears. After they played the clips from the show, they had Lewis on the phone. They talked mainly about GTA3 and some of the sick shit you can do in the game. Lewis not game savvy said he only knew how to work the radio. He said, he likes to watch it, but playing it is an impossible task for him. Anthony urged him to learn how to play, because it's a great way to let off steam after being in traffic all day. They are about to hang-up with Lewis, and Opie says: "Wait Lewis" Lewis replies: "Yeah" and Opie clicks him. This started a bit of a trend today, but it really worked best with Lewis.
Then, they quickly bring up a new commercial spot, that will be airing throughout the whole country, not just in New York. It is for "Dream cream" it makes women more sensitive in all the right areas. They mention while they are selling shit like this, other radio personalities like Rush Limbaugh is selling Cadillac ads. They play the commercial and it is a guy and a girl having, what seems to be an educated conversation after sex. It was pretty funny, but O & A always find a way to make things even funnier. They decide they are going to have Jim and Steve C do the read together. Jim playing the woman, and Steve C playing the guy. They start the preparations, they have to make a read out first, so it may take some time. The boys head into a quick break, with Rick James up next.
(Quick break)
Rick James and his free basing drug stories. He also talked about his prison time, the judge wanted to give him 3 lifetime's, he thought how the hell can I do 3 lifetime's. He actually got five years. He had spent some of that time in drug rehabilitation, and the three years in actual prison in his words, was the best thing that ever happened to him. It cleaned him up, even though he could have gotten drugs, he wanted to go straight. They also talked about how he got off. They wondered if he made a homemade vagina. he said that they should know black people don't do that stuff. He made a call to a CO and they would come around to his cell around 2 AM and he would go to a room and get a woman. Anthony wondered if all the other inmates wanted to smell his fingers when he got back. He said he had one fight in prison, but he whipped the Russian's ass. They talked about Linda Blaire and how she had sad in "WE" magazine that if she wanted to have sex with anyone who would it be, and it was Rick James. So, he had hooked up with her, and they hit it off. They tried to get a little juicy details, but Rick said he wasn't gonna go there. Norton had to ask him if he or Eddie Murphy wrote "party all the time" Rick started cursing and saying that nobody wanted to play the fucking record. I think he actually got one through, but I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear it from me. They talked about his stroke, where he broke two blood vessels and was in the hospital for seven months. He had five months of rehab, where he couldn't even write or see straight. He had been misdiagnosed at first, they said it was gas or something. Then, next thing he knew he couldn't move the right side of his body. He still has a little problems now, but things are going great now, he's back on the road and playing again. He will be playing a BB kings blues club on Friday and Saturday. They brought up that Rick's Mother used to run numbers for the Mafia. He said that he is proud of her for it, she sent her kids to college with it. A caller brought up MC Hammer sampling his songs, Rick made plenty of money off of it, but the only thing that pissed him off was that fact that MC Hammer never mentioned that Rick James was a big part of his success. Anthony said that every song Rick made was about "Effing" Rick tried to say that he was wrong, but Anthony used every song as a metaphor for a Vag. They took a few random calls, some of which pissed Rick off. They also talked a bit about today's music, and he said they try, but they need to sample. He said that gimmicks never changed, they always had Maryjane, now it's Chronic and so on, everything has been done, they just change the names of them now. Rick gets dirty and says back in his young days, he would stick is dick in any orifice, then the dumping nun stepped in. He said Wilt Chamberlain is a liar, he didn't bang no 10,ooo women. He could barely play basketball, let alone "ball" Of course Norton asked if Rick ever partied with Ozzy, he said no, but he is good friends with him. He said the last time he met with him, he didn't look too good. The, Ozzy from Long Island calls in and doesn't add much, just adds laughs with his impression. Malik calls in and he says that he lost his virginity to a Rick James song, but never says which one. He says he wants to come see him play, but almost blows it by making a crack joke. Malik is going to come in tomorrow with his R. Kelly tapes. Then, a dude from Boston calls in and says he needs an Ebonics lesson just to understand this interview. They all agree, that a line like that had to come from Boston. Rick James: "Bill Russell my ass!" Rick has to go, but the boys invite him back for tomorrow's show, where they will be torturing girls. Opie said, he thinks Rick just might show up! Great segment! Rick James rules!!!
(Break)
The boys get back and go to the phones for the 6 O'clock queef. So, the girl gets on and she tells the guys she 17, and she wonders if it's too young for them. No, No, No. So, she starts, since it's a teen queef the boys are very quiet, thinking it's going to be a little whispering queef, ah na na, she let's out a high pitched balloon squeal. Of course she asks: "did you hear it?" To the boys: "Oh yeah" to the queef tune.
Then, they replay the Rick James segment that got lost on air the first time, They asked Rick about doing the “Party all the time” record with Eddie Murphy, and he just goes off with F’s and S’s flying furiously. It was dumped out of the first time so bad, they ran out of dump. VH territory. “Y'all say what the F- you want”.
(Quick break)
They get back, and it's time for the Jim Norton and Steve C commercial remake. It was classic hearing Jim say how sensitive his are got when he applied the cream. The back and forth talk was like an episode of OZ, with Beecher and Keller. They actually began to play the OZ music behind their words, with clips of Frenchy, saying: "You faggot" and the zipper clip. I really can't do it justice. It was hysterical though, you have to hear it to get a full grasp. Hopefully, FoundryMusic (http://www.foundrymusic.com) will put it up on the site. If not then, listen to the damn show!
Then, Stephanie from the Philly area comes in, to lick chocolate syrup off of the inside of a toilet bowl. This, after hours of preparation by WNEW employees, like Pete Johnson, it was like Lardass from "Stand by me" getting ready for the pie eating contest. Norton began with his usual pocket pool once she walked into the studio. Well, she started licking the inside of the bowl, not before falling face first into the water. At one point she couldn't reach the back of the bowl, so Opie told Anthony, who was doing on the spot reporting, to let her scoop it up with her finger. She does, and goes back for the finishing few licks, as Rick flushes her face down the toilet. Jim says it looked like “a Rusty Trombone on a cancer patient”. They make some Pitcher/catcher jokes and out with the Rusty Trombone song. All I can say is, she is in the 55 gallon drum contest! Check out all the pictures at OpieandAnthony (http://www.opieandanthony.com) .
(Quick break)
They start off with an unlucky lottery story, about a heart surgeon who died on the LIE yesterday. The bottom plate from the legs that they use to jack up a trailer, fell off and got kicked up into this poor bastards car. It went through the windshield, his head, and out the back window. He was just on his way to work.
It's the bitches that'll getcha's, unlucky lottery, and sucks to be you all in together. A Nurse's aid in Frt. worth, Texas, hits a guy and he is halfway through the windshield and the hood. She keeps driving in a panic, until she gets to her house, she pulls in the garage and leaves him there, even though he was pleading for help. She said she came down and started apologizing to him during the time he was dying. They got a line on her, by her blabbing to her friends and coworkers, even having some friends help her get rid of the body. She also burned her car seat, trying to get rid of every little piece of evidence. Her attorney Shante Mallard said, the arrest was premature. Say What? By the way, he was a drunken homeless guy. Oh, give her community service, or a dirty rag to clean windshields. That was kind of Jim's joke, but I missed it.
They quickly replay the unbelievable 6 O'clock teen queef, It was beautiful. Then they played WDYL. One line: "You got toilet on my chocolate”
Tomorrow on the O & A show: The 55 gallon drum challenge!!! BE LISTENING!!! Peace!
Thanks to, I beg to differ and SpotCheckBilly for all the help with this review!