SpotcheckBilly
03-08-2002, 09:42 PM
A brief description for the uninitiated; 9 girls are put into 55 gal. plastic drums with clamp on lids. Through a hole in the top various unspeakable stuff is dumped on them for fun and prizes. As an added bonus, listeners can bring in entries for a chance to win a trip to Wrestlemania in Canada for the most heinous entry. The 55- gallon drum challenge is brought to you by The Hard Rock Café/Reptile Kingdom in NJ/ and the Richmond EMS crew is standing by just in case. The 9 contestants are as follows: LLC/Tracey/Jennifer/Stacey/Maria/Sarah/Becky/Stephanie/ and Jen.
3:00-4:00 Contributed by "I Beg To Differ"
Today is the 55 gallon drum challenge. Announce that Steve from foundrymusic.com is here to take video. Jeff from foundrymusic.com is here to take digital pics. Go on to say that Norton cribs are up on Foundrymusic.com. Jeff from foundrymusic.com did such a great job. He stayed up 2 days straight and it looks like it could've been on the actual MTV cribs. Opie then announces that everything from today will be on foundrymusic.com (ok so I counted 5 plugs within 4 minutes).
They then introduce the contestants, where they're from, and what they did, but a couple of girls are missing and said they have until 3:30 to get themselves down otherwise things they did were for nothing. Anthony then explains the rules of the contest and how it works.
They come back and its time to start. Stephanie from Philly(pudding toilet bowl chick) finally shows up and the boys are ready to begin. They announce the prizes. 1st place $2000, 2nd place $1000, 3rd place $500, and then if any girls drop out they have other things to give away and i think an x-box too. the girls start to get undressed and get in. they go to each girl they say their name, where they're from and if they have any last words. one girl is apparently a psycho mark fan and says "your mom's box" another girl is being sponsored by Budweiser and plugs them.
there are EMT’s on hand and they thank them for coming down. They're there in case some girl hyperventilates, gets a bite, has an allergic reaction to something passes out, etc. so now the girls are all locked in the drums and the fun begins. the guys announce in a whisper on the radio each what time what they spill into the drums, but they whisper because they don't want the girls to find out. Frenchy is on hand ready to help.
they pour in ice water first, the girls shriek, no one wants out. they poured in blood. the guys now ask the EMT’s about hypothermia and if this is going to be a problem. more shrieking, poured in some brain juice or something, more shrieking, poured in crickets, more shrieking. At this point Stephanie and Tracy are so freaked they drop out. They freak out even more because they see crabs and one is moving around.
4:00-5:00
As soon as the crabs are announced, Stephanie and Tracey both want out. Now we’re quickly down to 7 contestants. All of a sudden there is a problem with Maria. She has a cricket stuck in her ear, and can’t get it out. She has to be examined and the top comes off. The EMT’s determine that she does, in fact have a cricket lodged in her ear, and has to go to the ER. After much deliberating they determine that she has to come out of the challenge, and is wheeled out on a gurney covered in brains and blood, to have the cricket removed. They send someone “who won’t be named” to follow along with a cell phone, and make sure she’s taken care of. Now we’re down to 6.
Next in the barrel is some dude’s dip spit he’s been saving. Followed by the chum guy with his fish parts. He left it in his driveway for 3 days, to ferment. Fish (bunker) followed by squid. Stacey starting to lose it, crying. Break.
Quick recap, and chum guy dumps in more fish parts. LLC can’t take it, and wants out. Freezing cold, now we’re down to 5. Next in the barrels is a mixture of curdled milk, butts,dogfood,sardines, and who knows what else. Frenchy pours in a mixture of pulverized liver, much to their dismay. The barrels are rocking with each new addition, and their cries are pathetic.
Enter Slaughterhouse Guys, with 2 coolers. They have pig lungs,livers,and intestines packed into the coolers and start to put on rubber gloves to handle the offal. As they start to take out the various parts, the stench in the studio becomes overwhelming. O&A have to put Vicks Vaporub under their noses to cut the stench. They look like serial killers with their coolers packed full of organs.
Stacey want’s out, the cold got to her, and we’re down to 4 contestants. The mystery guy calls with an update from the hospital. Maria’s cricket backed itself out right before they went inside. She’ll be checked out, and wants to come back to the competition, but the rules don’t allow her to re-enter.
5:00-6:00
Stephanie came back from the hotel room all cleaned up, to root on the other girls. Some bonehead brought in a dead skunk, and opened it up on the 10th floor by WINS and stunk the whole place up. Mary the intern got yelled at for that. Ant does the “ I’m John Montone” bit and this whole studio stinks. Back to dumping nasty stuff, which is today’s focus.
Slaughterhouse guys dump pig’s blood out of a paint can on the contestants. Ben teases 10” millipedes as thick as your thumb next. Bronx Reptile in the house with hissing Madagascar cockroaches as the potential stopper. The 10” millipedes go into the barrels, with not much response. Hissing cockroaches next, which was the showstopper 2 years ago, with hardly any notice, other than a few screams.
Ben teases his purchase in Chinatown earlier. Whatever it is he need’s a net to capture it. Into the barrels go giant meal worms, which grab onto you and make it seem that they’re biting you. Sarah freaked out and crying. Frenchy abuses the girls left in the barrels, “Take it you Bitch” etc. OD comes in never to be heard from again. Op says he want’s to steal the barrels. Another listener dumps in sheeps intestines from a cooking school Adam Ferrara’s brother Luke owns, and he attends. But not much reaction. They’re really small, like pasta, and these girls are way past that. Squid goes in next, now they’re just dumping all kinds of leftovers, just to try to get someone to drop out. Rick decides to unleash a cricket barrage. He dumps 100’s of the critters in each barrel to try to get someone to drop out. Op pulls the “It’s only 3:30 “ gag to try to f with them. Stephanie wants out! The crickets got to her. Down to 3 contestants. And then in a surprise Becky wants to come out too. The crickets got to her as well. Becky wins $500.00 as the third runner-up.
Next up Ben. “It’s time for Ben” He has 3’ live Eels thrashing and ready, and jumping out of the buckets. Break
Two girls left, Jennifer from Cleveland, and Sarah from Rahway. A quick recap and a brief pep talk to the two contestants. Both saying this is no problem, they can make it.
The showstopper. Live Eels. They show them to the 2 girls left, and start to drop them into the barrels at once. Horrendous cries and whimpering. This is cringe radio at it’s best. Sarah trying desperately to stomp her eels to death. 3 in so far with up to 10 in each barrel total. The barrels are thumping and rocking now. “No Cursing”!
Some of the eels are very active and Frenchy is chasing them around, trying to capture them, but neither girl wants out yet. Sarah’s pulling herself off the bottom as more eels come in. The barrels are still rocking. O&A pull out all the stops to try to get someone to come out. 1st more leftover flotsam, and then more crickets. 2 Ox schlongs that are are 4” long are dropped in, “ Just pretend it’s giving you allowance money” Norton. Still no one’s backing out. They throw every thing they have left in one last attempt, with no success. Jennifer’s doing good, Sarah’s freaking out, but won’t give up. We’re minutes away from having to declare a tie.
6:00-7:00
Jennifer’s doing good, this girl is strong. Sarah’s broken but fighting. A brief recap, and they pull out an all out onslaught to try to break some one. Fish guts, tongue, and asst’d juice are all dumped in to no avail. They’re still holding their own. As a last resort O&A dump in the last showstopper, and the final insult. Voss’ CD. This has the greatest effect thus far, and the two are horrified. R+F come in to the studio horrified at the stench. “Smells like my first marriage”. They can take everything but the Voss CD. The jokes from the 80’s scare everyone, including our two valiant contestants. The EMS guys plug.
A draw is called, and the two warriors will split $3000.00. They’re legs are cramped, and spirit broken, but they emerge victorious from the barrels as winners.
Maria calls in from the ER, waited for 30 min. to get earwash. Want’s to come back in. They recap the 55, and all the girls that punched out are eligible for the x-box. Many big ear and Dumbo jokes abound. The trip to Wrestlemania goes to the slaughterhouse guys. ::Golf Clap:: Runner up the Chum guy, who won the last one.
They interview the winners, neither of whom were going to give up. “no guy could ever do this” too true. The horror of the recap and what these poor girls go through makes Norton touch himself, big surprise there. The girls who dropped out recap their story. Rick admits they had mice, but never had to use them.
Maria comes in studio fresh out of the ER. They take a picture of her hospital wrist band for the web-site. They tool on her ears some more. At first they think that she’s the first O&A participant who got carted off to the hospital, but then Op remembers foam-diving guy at one of the early road shows. By far the most dramatic exit ever.
Black Earl comes in to pick the X-box winner out of a hat. They tool on him for wearing shades indoors, “What you want out this hat?” LLC wins the prize! She’s gonna send it to her cousin in prison for attempted murder. Many prison jokes follow. R+F not happy with the stench in the studio. They plug Peter Frankel the deodorizer guy and also Rare Form carting who get to haul all this neat stuff away. Stinky’s just happy he doesn’t have to clean it all up like last time. Congrats to all the ladies. Pics will be up on Foundry by tonight, video by Sunday. Norton’s Crib video also up on www.foundrymusic.com They replay the old classic “nutcracker suite” with guys getting kicked in the nuts and out. www.rareformcarting.com
Pics are up now! http://www.wnew.com/opack/2002/0221_55GDC/
3:00-4:00 Contributed by "I Beg To Differ"
Today is the 55 gallon drum challenge. Announce that Steve from foundrymusic.com is here to take video. Jeff from foundrymusic.com is here to take digital pics. Go on to say that Norton cribs are up on Foundrymusic.com. Jeff from foundrymusic.com did such a great job. He stayed up 2 days straight and it looks like it could've been on the actual MTV cribs. Opie then announces that everything from today will be on foundrymusic.com (ok so I counted 5 plugs within 4 minutes).
They then introduce the contestants, where they're from, and what they did, but a couple of girls are missing and said they have until 3:30 to get themselves down otherwise things they did were for nothing. Anthony then explains the rules of the contest and how it works.
They come back and its time to start. Stephanie from Philly(pudding toilet bowl chick) finally shows up and the boys are ready to begin. They announce the prizes. 1st place $2000, 2nd place $1000, 3rd place $500, and then if any girls drop out they have other things to give away and i think an x-box too. the girls start to get undressed and get in. they go to each girl they say their name, where they're from and if they have any last words. one girl is apparently a psycho mark fan and says "your mom's box" another girl is being sponsored by Budweiser and plugs them.
there are EMT’s on hand and they thank them for coming down. They're there in case some girl hyperventilates, gets a bite, has an allergic reaction to something passes out, etc. so now the girls are all locked in the drums and the fun begins. the guys announce in a whisper on the radio each what time what they spill into the drums, but they whisper because they don't want the girls to find out. Frenchy is on hand ready to help.
they pour in ice water first, the girls shriek, no one wants out. they poured in blood. the guys now ask the EMT’s about hypothermia and if this is going to be a problem. more shrieking, poured in some brain juice or something, more shrieking, poured in crickets, more shrieking. At this point Stephanie and Tracy are so freaked they drop out. They freak out even more because they see crabs and one is moving around.
4:00-5:00
As soon as the crabs are announced, Stephanie and Tracey both want out. Now we’re quickly down to 7 contestants. All of a sudden there is a problem with Maria. She has a cricket stuck in her ear, and can’t get it out. She has to be examined and the top comes off. The EMT’s determine that she does, in fact have a cricket lodged in her ear, and has to go to the ER. After much deliberating they determine that she has to come out of the challenge, and is wheeled out on a gurney covered in brains and blood, to have the cricket removed. They send someone “who won’t be named” to follow along with a cell phone, and make sure she’s taken care of. Now we’re down to 6.
Next in the barrel is some dude’s dip spit he’s been saving. Followed by the chum guy with his fish parts. He left it in his driveway for 3 days, to ferment. Fish (bunker) followed by squid. Stacey starting to lose it, crying. Break.
Quick recap, and chum guy dumps in more fish parts. LLC can’t take it, and wants out. Freezing cold, now we’re down to 5. Next in the barrels is a mixture of curdled milk, butts,dogfood,sardines, and who knows what else. Frenchy pours in a mixture of pulverized liver, much to their dismay. The barrels are rocking with each new addition, and their cries are pathetic.
Enter Slaughterhouse Guys, with 2 coolers. They have pig lungs,livers,and intestines packed into the coolers and start to put on rubber gloves to handle the offal. As they start to take out the various parts, the stench in the studio becomes overwhelming. O&A have to put Vicks Vaporub under their noses to cut the stench. They look like serial killers with their coolers packed full of organs.
Stacey want’s out, the cold got to her, and we’re down to 4 contestants. The mystery guy calls with an update from the hospital. Maria’s cricket backed itself out right before they went inside. She’ll be checked out, and wants to come back to the competition, but the rules don’t allow her to re-enter.
5:00-6:00
Stephanie came back from the hotel room all cleaned up, to root on the other girls. Some bonehead brought in a dead skunk, and opened it up on the 10th floor by WINS and stunk the whole place up. Mary the intern got yelled at for that. Ant does the “ I’m John Montone” bit and this whole studio stinks. Back to dumping nasty stuff, which is today’s focus.
Slaughterhouse guys dump pig’s blood out of a paint can on the contestants. Ben teases 10” millipedes as thick as your thumb next. Bronx Reptile in the house with hissing Madagascar cockroaches as the potential stopper. The 10” millipedes go into the barrels, with not much response. Hissing cockroaches next, which was the showstopper 2 years ago, with hardly any notice, other than a few screams.
Ben teases his purchase in Chinatown earlier. Whatever it is he need’s a net to capture it. Into the barrels go giant meal worms, which grab onto you and make it seem that they’re biting you. Sarah freaked out and crying. Frenchy abuses the girls left in the barrels, “Take it you Bitch” etc. OD comes in never to be heard from again. Op says he want’s to steal the barrels. Another listener dumps in sheeps intestines from a cooking school Adam Ferrara’s brother Luke owns, and he attends. But not much reaction. They’re really small, like pasta, and these girls are way past that. Squid goes in next, now they’re just dumping all kinds of leftovers, just to try to get someone to drop out. Rick decides to unleash a cricket barrage. He dumps 100’s of the critters in each barrel to try to get someone to drop out. Op pulls the “It’s only 3:30 “ gag to try to f with them. Stephanie wants out! The crickets got to her. Down to 3 contestants. And then in a surprise Becky wants to come out too. The crickets got to her as well. Becky wins $500.00 as the third runner-up.
Next up Ben. “It’s time for Ben” He has 3’ live Eels thrashing and ready, and jumping out of the buckets. Break
Two girls left, Jennifer from Cleveland, and Sarah from Rahway. A quick recap and a brief pep talk to the two contestants. Both saying this is no problem, they can make it.
The showstopper. Live Eels. They show them to the 2 girls left, and start to drop them into the barrels at once. Horrendous cries and whimpering. This is cringe radio at it’s best. Sarah trying desperately to stomp her eels to death. 3 in so far with up to 10 in each barrel total. The barrels are thumping and rocking now. “No Cursing”!
Some of the eels are very active and Frenchy is chasing them around, trying to capture them, but neither girl wants out yet. Sarah’s pulling herself off the bottom as more eels come in. The barrels are still rocking. O&A pull out all the stops to try to get someone to come out. 1st more leftover flotsam, and then more crickets. 2 Ox schlongs that are are 4” long are dropped in, “ Just pretend it’s giving you allowance money” Norton. Still no one’s backing out. They throw every thing they have left in one last attempt, with no success. Jennifer’s doing good, Sarah’s freaking out, but won’t give up. We’re minutes away from having to declare a tie.
6:00-7:00
Jennifer’s doing good, this girl is strong. Sarah’s broken but fighting. A brief recap, and they pull out an all out onslaught to try to break some one. Fish guts, tongue, and asst’d juice are all dumped in to no avail. They’re still holding their own. As a last resort O&A dump in the last showstopper, and the final insult. Voss’ CD. This has the greatest effect thus far, and the two are horrified. R+F come in to the studio horrified at the stench. “Smells like my first marriage”. They can take everything but the Voss CD. The jokes from the 80’s scare everyone, including our two valiant contestants. The EMS guys plug.
A draw is called, and the two warriors will split $3000.00. They’re legs are cramped, and spirit broken, but they emerge victorious from the barrels as winners.
Maria calls in from the ER, waited for 30 min. to get earwash. Want’s to come back in. They recap the 55, and all the girls that punched out are eligible for the x-box. Many big ear and Dumbo jokes abound. The trip to Wrestlemania goes to the slaughterhouse guys. ::Golf Clap:: Runner up the Chum guy, who won the last one.
They interview the winners, neither of whom were going to give up. “no guy could ever do this” too true. The horror of the recap and what these poor girls go through makes Norton touch himself, big surprise there. The girls who dropped out recap their story. Rick admits they had mice, but never had to use them.
Maria comes in studio fresh out of the ER. They take a picture of her hospital wrist band for the web-site. They tool on her ears some more. At first they think that she’s the first O&A participant who got carted off to the hospital, but then Op remembers foam-diving guy at one of the early road shows. By far the most dramatic exit ever.
Black Earl comes in to pick the X-box winner out of a hat. They tool on him for wearing shades indoors, “What you want out this hat?” LLC wins the prize! She’s gonna send it to her cousin in prison for attempted murder. Many prison jokes follow. R+F not happy with the stench in the studio. They plug Peter Frankel the deodorizer guy and also Rare Form carting who get to haul all this neat stuff away. Stinky’s just happy he doesn’t have to clean it all up like last time. Congrats to all the ladies. Pics will be up on Foundry by tonight, video by Sunday. Norton’s Crib video also up on www.foundrymusic.com They replay the old classic “nutcracker suite” with guys getting kicked in the nuts and out. www.rareformcarting.com
Pics are up now! http://www.wnew.com/opack/2002/0221_55GDC/