O&A Listening Thread 6-13-05

[synmoo]

Man I havent been married for 2 years and the sex sucks. Been with the chick though for about 5 years. Sex just isnt fun unless its new pussy. After about 20 fucks its about time to move on. Damn did I fuck up my life. Just couldnt get rid of this one and then the kid came along . That sealed the deal.

You could always pull the ole' Scott Peterson. Just don't get caught.

[BigDickBlack]

Classic!

[BigDickBlack]

You could always pull the ole' Scott Peterson. Just don't get caught.


You sir are a sick bastard and I commend you for it!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Yeah, that was funny... Poor Joe had a rough episode all around, this time! :)

[JoeyDVDZ]

I wonder if every one of us sick fucks put our heads together, if we could pull off the perfect "modesto moment".http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

[Cosmo]

I dont have a boat but I do have a staircase and a one year old son who I use as a stepping stool due to the odd indentation left on his head from after the "accident" which occured during pregnancy.

[Cosmo]

I wonder if every one of us sick fucks put our heads together, if we could pull off the perfect "modesto moment".http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif


I'm game, who's got a pregnant wife?

[Chester'sLiver]

Anyone but me hate the poker corner guy? He is such a corny mother fer, I can't stand him!

[BigDickBlack]

I dont have a boat but I do have a staircase and a one year old son who I use as a stepping stool due to the odd indentation left on his head from after the "accident" which occured during pregnancy.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT! LMFAO! DAMN IT MAN! Will you baby sit my 3 year old!

[APortablePhone]

I'm married

then the kid came along

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/ugh.jpg

[BigDickBlack]

175 arrested for being darker than us!

[Cosmo]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! LMFAO! DAMN IT MAN! Will you baby sit my 3 year old!


I have to admit though, Ol' dent head has grown on me.

Sure I'll watch your kid, how hot is she?

[JoeyDVDZ]

I know the cops stopped a shitload of Latin Kings who were gearing up to overrun the parade.

[dees4u]

Anyone but me hate the poker corner guy? He is such a corny mother fer, I can't stand him!

I wasn't listening during the break, and when I came back, I thought it was Ant doing this guy. He stinks

[wetsticky frank]

Were Jimmys "Lords" involved?

[BigDickBlack]

I have to admit though, Ol' dent head has grown on me.

Sure I'll watch your kid, how hot is she?

No comment! Im glad your getting close to Ol' crater skull just dont fall in love!

[EdC]

175 arrested for being darker than us!

Right ... that's the reason. It wouldn't have anything to do with crime. The police just love getting into unnecessary hassles instead of standing there peacefully.

[APortablePhone]

I have to admit though, Ol' dent head has grown on me.

Sure I'll watch your kid, how hot is she?

I'll babysit both kids...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/togetherinheaven.jpg

[Cosmo]

Were Jimmys "Lords" involved?


No Sir, the perps involved yesterday were of a darker skin color.

[BigDickBlack]

I know the cops stopped a shitload of Latin Kings who were gearing up to overrun the parade.


What did they have plans of changing the parade route!

[synmoo]

I dont have a boat but I do have a staircase and a one year old son who I use as a stepping stool due to the odd indentation left on his head from after the "accident" which occured during pregnancy.

You need multi-flight stairs to pull this off properly. One flight doesn't always do the trick.

[BigDickBlack]

I'll babysit both kids...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/togetherinheaven.jpg


Wow! Its good to know that there are good people in this world like you!

[Cosmo]

Oh man. The women were out in full force yesterday half naked just ripe for the ******. I was going nutts driving around looking at all these chicks wearing nothing but tiny lil shorts and rican flags around their tits.

[SteveSteele]

To quote Lil Jim. The PR day parade is great, it's the only day you know where they all are.

[BigDickBlack]

Bob is gay!

[Cosmo]

You need multi-flight stairs to pull this off properly. One flight doesn't always do the trick.


I know. I'm just a failure. I stink.

[BigDickBlack]

To quote Lil Jim. The PR day parade is great, it's the only day you know where they all are.

Bombs away!

[girthymac]

You need multi-flight stairs to pull this off properly. One flight doesn't always do the trick.
Don't forget to set up the coat hangers "hook up" at the bottom of the stairs.! One direct hit, and thats all she wrote for the little fetus!!

[BigDickBlack]

Oh man. The women were out in full force yesterday half naked just ripe for the ******. I was going nutts driving around looking at all these chicks wearing nothing but tiny lil shorts and rican flags around their tits.

Those nice juicy puffy dark lips!

[Col.Trautman]

Was Bob Kelly the grand marshall - he looks the part - how do you say hold my hand in Spic?

[BigDickBlack]

That would be a crazy day!

[SteveSteele]

Bombs away!

Oh, I'm sorry...ding, ding, ding.

[Cosmo]

They cant afford the flight to Puerto Rico. and its not like they can steal a flight over there.

Those damn bumperless corolla 1.8's dont float either.

[BigDickBlack]

Oh, I'm sorry...ding, ding, ding.


Thank you sir!

[synmoo]

"And the white guy says..... all the *******, and all the spics are gone? I'll have a coke."

50pts to whomever names that movie first.

[APortablePhone]

You need multi-flight stairs to pull this off properly. One flight doesn't always do the trick.

There is always this method...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/hop_on_pop.jpg

[APortablePhone]

"And the white guy says..... all the *******, and all the spics are gone? I'll have a coke."

50pts to whomever names that movie first.

It's part of a joke from The Boondock Saints.

[BigDickBlack]

There is always this method...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/hop_on_pop.jpg
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[Cosmo]

You heard it fromt he mayor. Yesterday was your day to have an excuse to **** and steal. If you didnt do it yesterday you'll have to wait till next year.

[ProfessorAnt]

Man I havent been married for 2 years and the sex sucks. Been with the chick though for about 5 years. Sex just isnt fun unless its new pussy. After about 20 fucks its about time to move on. Damn did I fuck up my life. Just couldnt get rid of this one and then the kid came along . That sealed the deal.

Do you have a boat, or a stair case?

I think Cosmo needs to start spamming the board to cover his tracks...no one is going to read a thousand message board posts to solve a crime.

I'd fuck Patty for gram of coke and a bottle Cuervo.

[synmoo]

It's part of a joke from The Boondock Saints.
Ding ding ding!

[Cosmo]

I think Cosmo needs to start spamming the board to cover his tracks...no one is going to read a thousand message board posts to solve a crime.


:clap: :action-sm

[BigDickBlack]

Ol' fat tongue! His tongue is a genetic disorder!

[Cosmo]

Ol' fat tongue! His tongue is a genetic disorder!


I'd like to slap my wife with that fat tongue.

[BigDickBlack]

I'd like to slap my wife with that fat tongue.


Id like to rip that fat piece of meat out of his mouth and lick my old ladies pussy with it!

[BigDickBlack]

Mayor Men. is like that fat rolly polly mf'r on Spawn!

[SteveSteele]

The only way that tongue would be useful is if it was attached to a hot chick.

[Cosmo]

The only way that tongue would be useful is if it was attached to a hot chick.


Oh yea, hanging right between her legs.

[JoeyDVDZ]

That tongue should be on sale at a deli counter being sold by a pudgy old jewish guy with ear hair.

[goldenbunz]

He's the white Mike Tyson.

[BigDickBlack]

That tongue should be on sale at a deli counter being sold by a pudgy old jewish guy with ear hair.


You sir should make movies!

[JoeyDVDZ]

You sir should make movies!

Why?

[APortablePhone]

So it's okay to let a kid suckle on your nipples, but one time you shut them up with your mule and they press charges.

[BigDickBlack]

Why?

nevermind!

[goldenbunz]

Why waste the suckle on a nipple

[BigDickBlack]

So it's okay to let a kid suckle on your nipples, but one time you shut them up with your mule and they press charges.

Fucking child services!

[APortablePhone]

Fucking child services!

Cockblocking social workers.

[BigDickBlack]

Cockblocking social workers.

LMAO!

[Cosmo]

Cockblocking social workers.


God damn I miss that 80's show. I really wish people would have given it a chance. The dialog was just great.

[BigDickBlack]

What kind of fat skank is Op hanging out with!

[Cosmo]

Hmmm. I'm thinking of picking up a mini van when my lease is up on my car. Kinda leaning towards the Toyota Siena.

[girthymac]

Hmmm. I'm thinking of picking up a mini van when my lease is up on my car. Kinda leaning towards the Toyota Siena.
Listen to yourself!! Just for saying that, you should be slapped in the face with mayor men.'s tounge!!!!

[IDontCare05]

Dam I got up late....I guess i'm in for the replay......Anyone else?

[BigDickBlack]

What tyhe hell happened for like 20 minutes? Did the site crash?

[mikepop]

What tyhe hell happened for like 20 minutes? Did the site crash?
mine did

[jpc165]

site was down for awhile

[Skeet Slambone]

Madonna - 1985 Catholic Dego from Detroit
Madonna - 2005 Jewish Brit named Ester

[ProfessorAnt]

looks like there was about 30 mins of downtime...maybe the visit from moonachie "crashed" the site...mmph..um..mmp...

[Mike_From_Texas]

Dam I got up late....I guess i'm in for the replay......Anyone else?

I'm back and in for the replay.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Damn you, Ricky.... wackbag is banned from interning thanks to you!

[JoeyDVDZ]

You sir should make movies!

Don't get me wrong, I would like to make a movie, was just not sure if you were complimenting me on the visualization of my comment or if you were just tooling on me! Either way is cool tho...http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

[Mike_From_Texas]

Damn you, Ricky.... wackbag is banned from interning thanks to you!

Good job Ricky ... way to fuck things over for all of us.

[ProfessorAnt]

quiet replay? anyone have any catfighting pics?

[Oswald]

Jesus Christ.. What did Bob watch Back to the Future last night?

Two flux capacitor references in one show..

[ProfessorAnt]

MY FAV CATFIGHTER
http://xs33.xs.to/pics/05241/Battle.jpg.xs.jpg (http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs33&d=05241&f=Battle.jpg)

[evilmonkey]

ive been giggling for an hour just looking at these tyson quotes...


http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html

[BigDickBlack]

Don't get me wrong, I would like to make a movie, was just not sure if you were complimenting me on the visualization of my comment or if you were just tooling on me! Either way is cool tho...http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

I was complimenting you! I could see that visualization in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

[JoeyDVDZ]

Then I humbly thank you, sir.

[HummerTuesdays]

quiet replay? anyone have any catfighting pics?

I'm in. I have no idea how it happened, but I missed most of the show the first time around.

[JoeyDVDZ]

ive been giggling for an hour just looking at these tyson quotes...


http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html

Tyson is bugshit, no doubt, but this particular quote is dead on, I believe...

"...then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

[shadowofanubis6]

I still have to listen to today's show, but do you guys know what day, or where i can get that little bit O&A did a few weeks back with the pope, and playing that one acdc song while they were doing it? I loved that.

[Tossed Salad]

Bob Kelly killed today, that dude is so funny

[Mike_From_Texas]

Bob Kelly killed today, that dude is so funny

I'm surprised that he killed it today ... the only other time I've heard him while the boys have been on XM has been when he messed with Twatto.

[O&AVirus&more]

I fucking fell asleep! I'm probably not going to be able to listen to the show in it's entirity seeing as, not the live show not replay 1, I have to leave for work during the next one ,i get home late in the next one, worst of, I should sleep tonight!

(and today, when I start the listening thread!)

[Halo Five]

I am sure I am not the only one who noticed but I am too lazy to search all the posts today but is Harry T the new intern the same Harry Elvis from Ron and Fez?... I was just listening to the replay and thought I heard them talk about the old WNEW days...