O&A Listening Thread 06-14-05

[generoso]

It's Tuesday the day after Jim made Hillary Duff cringe...Classic last night..

[BIV]

Damn funny. I'm just glad I finished spanking over Duff before Norton got on or he would have ruined everything. Mornin' Gen.:action-sm

[TaZMaNiaK]

Hahaha! He definitely killed more on the couch than on the stage last night. The whole interacction with Hillary was beyond hilarious!

Mornin' gentlemen..

[The Kintner Boy]

Going to be cool, when they play the clips.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Nice sig! :clap:

[The Kintner Boy]

Wonder if Jimmy knows how close her head came to his hog.

[generoso]

Very cool sig there Kintner and Morning Taz and Biv..I need coffee brb......and might i say what happy place this is today a better vibe than yeaterday.trying to figure out why...

[BIV]

Indeed, much more-gooder vibe.

[reefdweller]

Mornin' folks. Norton totally killed last night.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Yeah, I noticed that too.. Did you comb your hair different or something?

[Neo_Is_God]

morning peeps lil jimmy and hillary duff next to each other who would thunk it?

[Neo_Is_God]

is my sig broken or does anyone see it

[TaZMaNiaK]

mornin Neo

It's broken..

Wonder if Jimmy got a picture with Hillary..

[BIV]

is my sig broken or does anyone see it
Broken sir.

Welcome Neo, Taz, Reef and Kitner.....great name and sig BTW.

[generoso]

Yeah, I noticed that too.. Did you comb your hair different or something?
Naw my same capt. Kangaroo hair need a haircut though....And Jimmys dump talk ahh whatever I have coffee..

[Neo_Is_God]

guess nugh deleted it
i have a copy of it
how do i get an imageshack account
do i need to pay or is it free
what do i need to do?

[BIV]

mornin Neo

It's broken..

Wonder if Jimmy got a picture with Hillary..
Do you really have to wonder?

[Sack of Chisels]

hello good morning

[TaZMaNiaK]

Neo - Get one at Photobucket.com.

The free account gives you 25 megs of space, 250k max per image, and 1.5 Gigs of remote link transfer per month. The premium account ($25 a year) is unlimited space, unlimited transfer, and 1MB per image.
Do you really have to wonder?
No, it's a rhetorical question.. :icon_mrgr

Mornin itr

[BIV]

guess nugh deleted it
i have a copy of it
how do i get an imageshack account
do i need to pay or is it free
what do i need to do?
I use photobucket. Great site, easy to use.

[generoso]

guess nugh deleted it
i have a copy of it
how do i get an imageshack account
do i need to pay or is it free
what do i need to do?
Free nug just upload it and bingo your all done I just keep forgetting to save the location soi have 300 pictures on that thing..

[Neo_Is_God]

thxs taz and before i forget
i hate you itr
becuase of youre old sig all i can think of is that dumb jingle with gorilla noises and boom goes the dynamite
i luv you though sweetie

[generoso]

Wounder what it would it take to play a game of chess with Jim...

[TaZMaNiaK]

Wounder what it would it take to play a game of chess with Jim...

Ummm, a 6 and an 8 for the night?

[generoso]

Ummm, a 6 and an 8 for the night?
How about 2 - 3's Jim might be pathtic but way better than me...I still want to play him a game....he seems into the game plays during the show and reads chess openings....

[reefdweller]

I was thinking of getting chess for my cell

[generoso]

Ahh the memories i was next to pee guy....You can hear my laugh loud at one point..

[MarshmallowRain]

Glad to see that he wasnt nervous and killed last night. Although would rather hear him on the show today than vos, at least we'll get a phone call from him before he comes back later today. Before this when was his last visit to the tonight show? Thanks to someone in the other thread about his time on the show I saw what he said that made Hilliary shiver. LOL they didnt give into the demands of her camp who wanted to have her sing also.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/mikepop/MMMayor.jpg

[TaZMaNiaK]

Oh that was a glorious day!

[generoso]

there we go annoying laugh me

[Chaotic]

Morning gang.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mornin sir :action-sm

[Neo_Is_God]

I Broke My Knee Man
I Broke My Knee Man
I Broke My Knee Man
I Broke My Knee Dude

just thought to interject with nonsense

[BIV]

I just read some more posts from the "good job Jimmy" thread, and I must say that 17-years-old isn't exactly pedophilia. The proper term is "God Damn Hot."

[TaZMaNiaK]

That's the best one! That, followed by Greg & Tony Show should begin the show..

The Greg and Tony Show
Greg and Tony Show
Greg and Tony got Doc-tor Norton with sex advice
Wear no bag
Spread the HIV
IIIIIIIIIt's on XM!

I just read some more posts from the "good job Jimmy" thread, and I must say that 17-years-old isn't exactly pedophilia. The proper term is "God Damn Hot."
It's not pedophilia, it's technically statutory ****. Pedophilia is when they're young and hairless..

[Schnit Dick]

Morning pests

[BIV]

No, the best one was:
Opie
Anthony
And Jimmy Too
Good Times, Great Hits
XM 202
Suck my Fucking Cock!

[BIV]

Four more years!!!

[TaZMaNiaK]

That one is a very close second for me. I just like Greg & Tony better..

[BIV]

God damn I hate Sandy Kane. Unless Bob is puking she brings nothing.

Cue the fucking music!!!

[generoso]

I didn't like anyof them but thats my op.ahh screw it cue the music..I need to vote on my school budget anyway in a few minutes...160 per 100 dam ...gonna be tough to vote yes

[Neo_Is_God]

Cue this Trainwreck

[Schnit Dick]

Let's do it

[TaZMaNiaK]

Cue
That
Shit

[BIV]

I didn't like anyof them but thats my op.ahh screw it cue the music..I need to vote on ym school budget anyway in a few minutes...160 per 100 dam ...gonna be tough to vote yes
ym school budget? Young Miss? Hot.

[APortablePhone]

It's not pedophilia, it's technically statutory ****. Pedophilia is when they're young and hairless..

Actually sir, the technical term is ephebophilia or hebephilia, which is a sexual attraction to post-pubescent adolescents.

[BIV]

Wow, Letterman actually got off a funny line:

"This just in: Saddam would like to have his trial moved to Santa Maria California..."

[TaZMaNiaK]

Well. Aren't you quite the expert. Care to confess anything?

[Jims Rottweiler]

I just read some more posts from the "good job Jimmy" thread, and I must say that 17-years-old isn't exactly pedophilia. The proper term is "God Damn Hot."
Didn't you mean 11 year olds, sir?

[BIV]

Actually sir, the technical term is ephebophilia or hebephilia, which is a sexual attraction to post-pubescent adolescents.
Whatever, it's hot and squeezable.

[BIV]

Didn't you mean 11 year olds, sir?
No. Lindsey Lohan is 17.

[generoso]

ym school budget? Young Miss? Hot.
whatever do you mean Sir.....Hot high school chicks not on my watch but it tough sometimes with my son friends now since he is 16....God they didn't look like that when i was that age

[APortablePhone]

Well. Aren't you quite the expert. Care to confess anything?

Not unless they find the bodies.

[mikepop]

morning people's

[generoso]

Actually sir, the technical term is ephebophilia or hebephilia, which is a sexual attraction to post-pubescent adolescents.
In the words of Jim Norton "To old".....

[Sack of Chisels]

oh please don't play the whole thing.

[TaZMaNiaK]

whatever do you mean Sir.....Hot high school chicks not on my watch but it tough sometimes with my son friends now since he is 16....God they didn't look like that when i was that age

You're tellin me! I live right down the street from the high school, and the track teams run right past my house every other day! Good sweet Jeezus!

"That's why I love these high school girls man.. I keep getting older, they stay the same age!"

Not unless they find the bodies.
Good answer!

[Chaotic]

morning people's
Morning :action-sm

[generoso]

my god they gonna play the whole f-ing thing....

[Neo_Is_God]

fuck jackson i hope he molests another 5 kids before they do anything
just so the jury feels fucking guilty and they kill themselves drunk driving into different schools around california

[MikeTheTeacher]

I care more about what I had last wednesday for lunch then the entire michael jackson case

[Jims Rottweiler]

No. Lindsey Lohan is 17.
My bad sir. Am I the only one who thinks eleven year olds are hot?

[Sack of Chisels]

what are ya gonna do it all day?

[Schnauzer]

morning

[APortablePhone]

Well....we're waiting.

[generoso]

You're tellin me! I live right down the street from the high school, and the track teams run right past my house every other day! Good sweet Jeezus!

"That's why I love these high school girls man.. I keep getting older, they stay the same age!"


Good answer!
Or even better I live right next the bus stop....I have watched these kids grow up from K-12 plus I bought the home grew up in so thats the same stop I went to..Finally there done with the MJ counts

[BIV]

My bad sir. Am I the only one who thinks eleven year olds are hot?
Depends on what she is wearing....

[BIV]

When are we going to impose a salary cap on lawyers?

[TaZMaNiaK]

Know what pisses me off? The fact that it's almost an all-white jury, and had the verdict gone the other way it would have been a racial issue.

[Neo_Is_God]

another useless call from black earl
he stinks

[BIV]

Know what pisses me off? The fact that it's almost an all-white jury, and had the verdict gone the other way it would have been a racial issue.
Too true, too true..........

[SweetRelease]

Wow, Black Earl used that same line on Ron & Fez last night. Way to keep the material fresh.

[MilkmanDan]

lol Love the Black Earl calls. nerdy but he tries.

[APortablePhone]

They had no evidence. If you think Michael Jackson is guilty, you always did, long before this case started.

I'm sure he rubs a few young lads helmets every now and again, but you do actually have to prove things other than just a guy being "weird."

[generoso]

well time for work all cya on the pm side.......

[Neo_Is_God]

enough of wacko jacko get to lil jimmy

[APortablePhone]

Uh....Scott Peterson?

[TaZMaNiaK]

Dude. 'Burblefrump' is one of the funniest screen names I've seen! I just snarfed coffee all over the place when I saw that!

[BIV]

I'll say what I said in the other thread. They had porn mags with both his fingerprints and the kid's fingerprints on it. Guilty.

[DonkeySausage]

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/2005/06/cousin_brucie_j.html did anyone see this yet?

Ol' Cuzin Brucie has joined the XM-clobbering Sirius lineup..

if you have... sorry.. just don't click it

[Sack of Chisels]

Does ol scotty count?

[Neo_Is_God]

they convicted scott motorboat peterson

[mikepop]

Arbuckle was innocent.

[BIV]

they convicted scott motoroboat peterson
Scott was niether black nor famous.

[APortablePhone]

They said Arbuckle ***** her with a champagne bottle, and crushed her with his weight. However, the doctor who conducted the autopsy on the girl found no evidence that violence had played any role in her death, nor did he find any evidence that she had been assaulted.

[TaZMaNiaK]

I'll say what I said in the other thread. They had porn mags with both his fingerprints and the kid's fingerprints on it. Guilty.

Not defending him in the least, but that means nothing.. My fingerprints were all over my dads porn mags when I was a kid.. Doesn't mean I was touched..

[Rev]

Good morning, pests!

[JimmeeRobinson]

I'm a big silent film fan, and Anthony and Black Earl are both wrong. Arbuckle was completely innocent. He was railroaded, but after two hung juries, the third found not guilty and the jury issued a public apology for what happened to him.

[BuffaloPaul]

http://www.ralphmag.org/fatty.html

http://www.sfmuseum.org/photos15/fatty.jpg

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mornin good sir! :action-sm

[APortablePhone]

Wow, these guys have no fucking clue what they are talking about.

[Kate]

What's up sluts

[DonkeySausage]

Hi KATE!

[BIV]

Wow, a guuuuuuurrrrrrrl.

[TaZMaNiaK]

G'mornin lady!

[Neo_Is_God]

kate using a jay saying from J&SB

[BIV]

Yeah, where is the Cali O&A Army? AOtM oppurtunity.

[Schnit Dick]

What's up sluts

I take offense to that...i prefer dirty slut

[Rev]

You Motherfuckers!

Who's got the errant sigpic, slowing the page load? :icon_conf

[DonkeySausage]

someone get a psycho mark sign for cali AOTM "YOURE A KID TOUCHA"

[TaZMaNiaK]

Yeah, where is the Cali O&A Army? AOtM oppurtunity.

They're trying to find their balls. Unfortunately though, they never had any so the search is futile.

[DonkeySausage]

Break out the Sharpies, CA

[Neo_Is_God]

that would be taz's sig
i took sigs off so my page is fast now

[DonkeySausage]

Shut up douche bag caller....

{S Arnold "Stop Whining"

[BIV]

Shut up douche bag caller....

{S Arnold "Stop Whining"
He does have a point.

[TaZMaNiaK]

that would be taz's sig
i took sigs off so my page is fast now

Who, me?! Never! My sig is tiny compared to some of them. Tax Kuntz's is almost 900K!

[DonkeySausage]

There's 6 months of light there... you can wake up whenever you want... nothing's too early there

[Sajix]

Ketchikan is awesome to vacation at, despite this fella on the phone

[APortablePhone]

He does have a point.

He does indeed. I think say...3-7 PM East Coast time would be a great time for them to be live. Just throwing that number out at random, of course.

[Neo_Is_God]

taz but its a moving sig thats why sweetie

[MikeTheTeacher]

Alaska Caller = Way to break the stereotype that callers north of the 48 contiguous states have absolutely nothing to say, talk loudly and curse for the sake of filling in the space created by calling and having absolutely nothing to say.

[jpc165]

alaska stinks

[DonkeySausage]

3-7pm... ahhh the good ol days.

[POTUSin08]

I hope this guy gets eaten by a Kodiak bear

[Schnauzer]

http://tidirect.com/sb/St%20Bernard.jpg

[Chaotic]

"Wollymamouth" Thats Terrific :clap:

[UnOriginal]

good morning fellows

[TaZMaNiaK]

Alaska isn't all snow and eskimos.. I saw a COPS episode in Anchorage, and it looks just like my neighborhood. There's grass and trees and crap.. Except for the fact that the caption said 10:06pm, and it was broad daylight!

[DonkeySausage]

so speaking of alaska... it's gonna be 105 in NY today.

[Neo_Is_God]

its a woolymammoth

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning All

[APortablePhone]

Alaska Caller = Way to break the stereotype that callers north of the 48 contiguous states have absolutely nothing to say

I believe the stereotype of callers on this show is anyone west of Ohio, south of Delaware, and north of Boston have nothing to say.

[DonkeySausage]

hey Joe

[Neo_Is_God]

get rid of this asshole hes annoying

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Hey, you guys remember O & A talking about that guy getting attacked by chimps? Well, he finally woke up from the coma. How much do you think that sucked to wake up and find out that his face, hands and dick had all been chewed/ripped off. Man, that's rough. Oh, and does anyone else think this guy from Alaska is a complete tool?

[Sajix]

so speaking of alaska... it's gonna be 105 in NY today.


90s and 100% humidity in DC. Can't wait for rugby this afternoon

[Chaotic]

its a woolymammoth
Yea I messed the spelling up on that one

[POTUSin08]

I believe the stereotype of callers on this show is anyone west of Ohio, south of Delaware, and north of Boston have nothing to say.
And I believe all people from the NorthEast are egotistical

[DonkeySausage]

I believe the stereotype of callers on this show is anyone west of Ohio, south of Delaware, and north of Boston have nothing to say.

excellent observation

[MikeTheTeacher]

I believe the stereotype of callers on this show is anyone west of Ohio, south of Delaware, and north of Boston have nothing to say.

Actually for me, anyone outside of the NY Metro area is a piker, but that would come off as sounding like an asshole, which I believe I just did, but hey...

And I believe all people from the NorthEast are egotistical

Yep. Guilty. Mea Culpa. String me up.

:clap:

[TaZMaNiaK]

taz but its a moving sig thats why sweetie

Yeah, I know.. Mine is 170K, which even on a 56K modem is only a few seconds to load.. TK's is almost 900K.. When I made the .GIF, I dropped it to 10 frames per second. TK's is 32 frames per second. More frames = huge size. Some of the regular still picture sig pics are 80-100K, so mine's not that much bigger.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

hey Joe
Good Morning Donkey Sausage

[hobojd]

Yeah, where is the Cali O&A Army? AOtM oppurtunity.

Bunch of pussies...

[Neo_Is_God]

its gonna be 103 in tucson and a low of 72

[JimmeeRobinson]

Come on Anthony, stop talking about this case. You don't know the facts. Arbuckle did nothing.

[MilkmanDan]

Bitching about 88 today in Jersey. Congrats Tucson.
Gonna watch Jimmy vid again.

[Badgun]

No. Lindsey Lohan is 17.

And a lot hotter than Hillary Duff. Lindsey Lohan looks like a woman, Hillary Duff looks and acts like my son's high school friends. I have no idea why people get so worked up over Hillary Duff, but Lindsey Lohan...now there's something hot.

[UnOriginal]

why haven't they shot Lil Jimmy his props yet for a killer performance?

[APortablePhone]

Hillary Duff looks and acts like my son's high school friends.

No shit. That's the hot thing mister. Nothing better than having to bury them along with their bookbag.

[Neo_Is_God]

anthony is 61

[UnOriginal]

wow no one cares about fatty arbuckle, talk about Jimmy instead.

[Chapel]

ugh, I just started listening.
Any Jimmy recognition yet?

[Jims Rottweiler]

And a lot hotter than Hillary Duff. Lindsey Lohan looks like a woman, Hillary Duff looks and acts like my son's high school friends. I have no idea why people get so worked up over Hillary Duff, but Lindsey Lohan...now there's something hot.
Nope. Too old.

[UnOriginal]

ugh, I just started listening.
Any Jimmy recognition yet?

no

[Schnauzer]

the iceman, ufc

[Neo_Is_God]

did anyone count how many times did jimmy blink last night?

[Neo_Is_God]

chuck liddel schauz?

[UnOriginal]

did anyone count how many times did jimmy blink last night?

I was expecting him to blink alot more than he did, he looked pretty normal blinking wise last night, well compared to past blink-a-thons that I have seen.

WOW a Norton mention, ABOUT FUCKING TIME

[Mike_From_Texas]

morning' pests ... just got through watching Norton killing on Leno last night.

[Neo_Is_God]

omg not vos again
i dont want this sonofabitch on today

[UnOriginal]

yessss Vos is in, he'll be pinch hitting for Norton today I'll be guessing

[Schnauzer]

chuck liddel schauz?
yup :icon_mrgr

[Sajix]

anyone have a vid of norton up?

[Rev]

Was I the only one waiting for a curse to slip out of his mouth?
I knew it wouldnt... I'm just saying, it's what I'm accustomed to now.

[Mike_From_Texas]

Was I the only one waiting for a curse to slip out of his mouth?
I knew it wouldnt... I'm just saying, it's what I'm accustomed to now.

No you were not Rev ... I was so looking for a curse to slip.

[Neo_Is_God]

i dont want vos to become a regular too much vos is bad for the show
i will stop listening if vos fills jims chair

[Badgun]

No shit. That's the hot thing mister. Nothing better than having to bury them along with their bookbag.

Who would you rather have drink from your mule, Hillary Duff or Lindsey Lohan?

I rest my case.

[Chapel]

oh dear god no.

[Rev]

No you were not Rev ... I was so looking for a curse to slip.
Glad I wasnt alone on that!


By the way... your sigtags are stretching the pagefold.

[UnOriginal]

Was I the only one waiting for a curse to slip out of his mouth?
I knew it wouldnt... I'm just saying, it's what I'm accustomed to now.

nah I thought he wouldn't because of all that time on Tough Crowd and O&A in the past where he couldn't swear. Wait, then again he swore when he wanted on Tough Crowd

[APortablePhone]

Who would you rather have drink from your mule, Hillary Duff or Lindsey Lohan?

I rest my case.

Uhh...Hilary Duff of course. I wouldn't want Lindsay sneezing coke residue in my pubic hair.

[UnOriginal]

why are people complaining about Vos and spending time calling in. Anyone else think that this guy sounds like the San Francisco caller that Norton exploded on?

[APortablePhone]

Your job as a comic is to make people angry? I thought it was to make people laugh, silly me.

[Neo_Is_God]

doing your job
you stink
all the shows youve been on have canceled

[Cosmo]

Vos Stinks. He really gets my panties in a bunch. That zero doesnt realize he's funny to laugh at .

[Sajix]

Uhh...Hilary Duff of course. I wouldn't want Lindsay sneezing coke residue in my pubic hair.


but lohan is going to know how to suck a mean dick after doing all that coke

[Rev]

Nice edit job.:icon_conf

Leno slipped/paused when he initially said "The Opie & Anthony Show".

[UnOriginal]

God speaking of Jimmy's stuff, I had the worst bomb the other day, made a crack about pleading the 5th about seeing Paris Hilton's porno, it was a cringe moment and I sucked

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

the iceman, ufc
You talking about Chuck Liddell...what's this in relation to?

[TaZMaNiaK]

but lohan is going to know how to suck a mean dick after doing all that coke

Yeah but do you want her high and grinding her teeth while she's giving you a hummer?

[Schnauzer]

You talking about Chuck Liddell...what's this in relation to?
they said 'the iceman' on the show earlier, but they werent acually talking about liddell.

[DoughBoy]

Anyone find it very very funny that they laughed hardest at the fatbody joke?

[APortablePhone]

do you want her high and grinding her teeth while she's giving you a hummer?

On second thought, Lindsay is the better choice.

[Schnauzer]

well time for me to go to my last class of the year :)

later fellas

[Rev]

Opie has "but", now Jimmy has "eggonomics".:rolleyes:

[Neo_Is_God]

dough i laughed at the tranny joke the hardest

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

they said 'the iceman' on the show earlier, but they werent acually talking about liddell.
Ah...

[APortablePhone]

Rich Vos was just going to say "Re-Kill."

[UnOriginal]

well time for me to go to my last class of the year :)

later fellas

congrats on it being the last class. My summer class is over at the end of June, then I'll have 6 more credits towards graduating next year. :action-sm

[TaZMaNiaK]

dough i laughed at the tranny joke the hardest

Nuh uh.. "Too Old"

[UnOriginal]

today is full of dopey callers, ughh.

[DoughBoy]

dough i laughed at the tranny joke the hardest

I don't mean from US, I mean from the crowd full of rubes.

[Neo_Is_God]

Nuh uh.. "Too young!"


good point sir good point

[TaZMaNiaK]

Damn I stink.. You caught me before I changed it..

[Sajix]

What'd she say there before the Too old line?

[DoughBoy]

The rimshot... el oh el.

[Neo_Is_God]

taz i didnt even realize that

[APortablePhone]

What'd she say there before the Too old line?

The same rambling non-sequiturs all 17 year old girls say right before you smash them over the head with a 2x4.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I'm really gonna miss Jim when he goes...

[Cosmo]

He's full of shit. He didnt get his money back. You know this is the classic type of lie Vos would come up with just to try and make himself look like the big shot that he isnt. I love laffin at this tool.

[Neo_Is_God]

frieda is a huge cunt

[APortablePhone]

I love laffin at this tool.

With the wife and kid, I'm sure it's the only laughs you get. Poor fella.

[Cosmo]

don't worry fella lil jimmy has said time and again he isn't leaving the show.

dude, the minute Jimmy gets a 7 figure pay day he is out!!!. And who would look down on him for that? Why do you think he's on Leno? And doing HBO Specials? He wants to blow up. If he was only in it just for the comedy he'd just work the comedy clubs and be happy with that.

[Schnit Dick]

dude, the minute Jimmy gets a 7 figure pay day he is out!!!. And who would look down on him for that? Why do you think he's on Leno? And doing HBO Specials? He wants to blow up. If he was only in it just for the comedy he'd just work the comedy clubs and be happy with that.

I think he will still come in...how many platforms can he really be himself on

[Rev]

I think it was the hair. We're mostly used to him with a shaved head. The hair frames out, which could make your face look thicker.

[Cosmo]

With the wife and kid, I'm sure it's the only laughs you get. Poor fella.


Oh stop it you!!!! I Jest for show you know. I love my wife and kid.

[Cosmo]

I think he will still come in...how many platforms can he really be himself on


Oh I'm sure if he can find the time he will come in as well. But you know if he gets a big pay day he's not going to turn it down. And if its a project that requires him to be out in LA or something for a long period of time then he's out.

[Neo_Is_God]

i gotta punch out im tired

[Cosmo]

i gotta punch out im tired


Goodnight sweety. Love ya!

[mikepop]

Did jimmy just blow a kiss over the phone?

[Schnit Dick]

Oh I'm sure if he can find the time he will come in as well. But you know if he gets a big pay day he's not going to turn it down. And if its a project that requires him to be out in LA or something for a long period of time then he's out.

True...he is leaving for a month for his HBO special...but he'll probably always be back in between projects

[Schnit Dick]

Did jimmy just blow a kiss over the phone?

Really...i missed that

[jpc165]

fucking vos.

[CunningLinguist]

Actually sir, the technical term is ephebophilia or hebephilia

I thought hebephilia was the love of Jews

[deeznuts9644]

does anyone have nortons performance last nite? i fell asleep

[Cosmo]

I thought hebephilia was the love of Jews
:clap:

[Cosmo]

does anyone have nortons performance last nite? i fell asleep

Its on foundry. big download.

[Schnit Dick]

Board seems really quiet today

[DoughBoy]

cause we all stayed up late watching our meaty titted nothing.

[Cosmo]

Dick Vos = Shit Rich

[dees4u]

And people wonder why Vos smoked crack

[Rev]

I tend to clam up and leave the room, when i hear Vos in his underwear comments.:icon_frow

[Schnit Dick]

Dick Vos = Shit Rich

*cricket*

[burningsun]

"dude this weed is good"
"yeah man. let's compare boners"

[JoeyDVDZ]

SOmetimes I sort of like Vos, but damn if his slupry slushy old man voice doesn't make my skin crawl. And now we find he's a closet pee-pee peeker! Torture... it's torture.

[Boston Funbags]

what the fuck, I turn the show on and I hear Vos talking about sexual encounters with his pals when he was 15, again, WHAT THE FUCK?

[DoughBoy]

"I did THC" what the fuck is this douchebag talking about? THC is found in pot, you don't DO THC. What a dildo.

[dg124]

yeah THC never made me want to be gay either

[Boston Funbags]

And what an asshole naming off his friends who did this with him

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wow, Bonnie is TOTALLY throwing Vos under the bus! What a good gal!

[Schnit Dick]

Wow, Bonnie is TOTALLY throwing Vos under the bus! What a good gal!

She's the funny one in the relationship

[Boston Funbags]

jeeeeeeb jeeb jeeb

[dees4u]

Is Vos related to Mayor Menino? Holy cow liver tongue.

[Schnit Dick]

Geez how often does he tell this story

[burningsun]

how can one person produce so much saliva?

[Chuckyarla]

mornin fellow pests

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Anybody else have a rod?

[Boston Funbags]

Why are they so shocked about this? Vos and Jimmy j/o'ed in bed together before.

[Boston Funbags]

how can one person produce so much saliva? I think he has a few extra salivary glands

[Schnit Dick]

Yeah cant say this happened to me...happen to anyone here?

[Cosmo]

Vos should only be allowed on the show with bonnie from now on. She makes him so much funnier to laff at.

[dg124]

I think all women should listen to O+A---the things I learn about guys......

[Chuckyarla]

fag on the phone

[Boston Funbags]

Where in Cananada is Bonnie from? Is she a Newfie?

[Col.Trautman]

morning fellas

[Schnit Dick]

the entries hahahahaha

[JoeyDVDZ]

You know Vos has tasted jizz that wasn't his own.

[Boston Funbags]

He asked the waitress "Rennie" what the "entries" were

[JoeyDVDZ]

and then asked what type of cuzine they served...

[Chuckyarla]

Vos thinks of lil Jimmy when he's with Bonnie.

[Chuckyarla]

:) Vos didn't say whether they clean each other up.

[Apathygirl]

Vos was the friend that asked you when you're half asleep....

Want me to suck your C??

jeeb, jeeb, jeeb, gag, jeeb

[Schnit Dick]

Vos thinks of lil Jimmy when he's with Bonnie.

Well they do have the same breast size...

[APortablePhone]

I don't know why the guys are surprised by this. Didn't Vos jerk off in the same bed with Jimmy less than ten years ago?

[Boston Funbags]

I don't know why the guys are surprised by this. Didn't Vos jerk off in the same bed with Jimmy less than ten years ago? I know, right? (I mentioned this earlier)

[hellonice]

These stories stink, and I dont like them....We gotta get the gay out of the show

[Boston Funbags]

This creep was having the Olympics of jerking off with his friends

[Chuckyarla]

Vos didn't have porn to help, just the friend.

[EdC]

These stories stink, and I dont like them....We gotta get the gay out of the show

What ... you don't want to hear about Anthony going to California in '89 to see Dick?

[Boston Funbags]

Swiss Family Robinson didn't have a daughter

[Chuckyarla]

Vos's weirest was lil jimmy

[APortablePhone]

I know, right? (I mentioned this earlier)

Hoo hoo, sorry to rip you off sir.

[Boston Funbags]

the ole hand vagina..learned that from beavis and butthead

[Schnit Dick]

I think tomorrow morning we need to start off with the 6 o'clock queef to get the gay out

[Sajix]

are there any strippers outside to come in and get the AIDs out of the studio

[Boston Funbags]

Hoo hoo, sorry to rip you off sir. It's ma'm and that's OK, we all make mistakes

[Col.Trautman]

guy's are out of control horny - so if there is a porno around I would rip my cock apart

[APortablePhone]

My black friend in high school wanted me to come to his house so we could jerk off together. I didn't do it for obvious reasons.

I was afraid he'd steal my wallet when I took my pants off. Waddle doodle, bone dry, snarlins.

[Schnit Dick]

My black friend in high school wanted me to come to his house so we could jerk off together. I didn't do it for obvious reasons.

Obiously you were jealous of his size right?

[Chuckyarla]

Bonnie is great

[Farm Flufer]

Morning Baggers.

[Boston Funbags]

I hope he burned his dick on the stupid metal

[APortablePhone]

Wow, Vos had a great line. I'm sure his Star Of David tattoo with "Never Again" written below it would look great on a lampshade.

[Seth]

Well they do have the same breast size...
Are you bashing Bonnie? Cuz she doesn't deserve it for one second if you are....

[EdC]

Man I would love to watch a dullard like Vos playing on-line Scrabble.

[LilJimmiesMule]

Can't get the gay out of the show when fuckin' dumb vos is around... yuuccckhh.

[Dutch Clutch]

I can't picture Opie playing Hot Shots 4....

How many controllers has he broken missing a putt????

[Col.Trautman]

With his great english skills, Vos must be awsome at scrabble.

[BeezerBlanks]

Morning all. Vos is a freakin weirdo. At least hes not fucking a tomato

[girthymac]

Good Morning all!! Jimmy Really Killed last night. How's the show going??

[Boston Funbags]

Man I would love to watch a dullard like Vos playing on-line Scrabble. I wonder if he spells as good as he speaks

[APortablePhone]

Are you bashing Bonnie? Cuz she doesn't deserve it for one second if you are....

I doubt she'd mind. It won't compare to the worst thing she ever hears in her life, Rich Vos saying "I do."

I used to fuck my couch too. I'm glad I'm not alone. The little gap between the cushions was wonderful when I was twelve.

[Dutch Clutch]

Bonnie must want to kill herself at this point....

[Schnit Dick]

Are you bashing Bonnie? Cuz she doesn't deserve it for one second if you are....

No...its saying that Norton has a B-Cup

[Boston Funbags]

My friend's little brother has a huge Tazmanian Devil doll won at a carnival with a hole in it's ass area

[DoughBoy]

I know a guy that had sex with the huge ball of dough that you make pizza with. Its warm, soft, and with a little oil, he said it felt good. I quit shortly after finding that out.

[Boston Funbags]

I know a guy that had sex with the huge ball of dough that you make pizza with. Its warm, soft, and with a little oil, he said it felt good. I quit shortly after finding that out. So that's where your name comes from

[DoughBoy]

So that's where your name comes from

Actually, no. I'm doughboy because i'm a fat fuck.

[Schnit Dick]

So that's where your name comes from

I was just thinking the same thing...I think he really is the "dough boy"

[Boston Funbags]

Actually, no. I'm doughboy because i'm a fat fuck. Ah, I see

[Cosmo]

What A Dumbass. I Want To Listen To Xm In My Car So Im Going To Spend Thousands Of Dollars To Buy A Car Equipped With Xm.

[Boston Funbags]

I wonder what Vos's myfi earbuds would smell like

[Schnit Dick]

What A Dumbass. I Want To Listen To Xm In My Car So Im Going To Spend Thousands Of Dollars To Buy A Car Equipped With Xm.

haha yup...why spend 250 on a MyFi when you could spend 2000 on a new car

[Seth]

No...its saying that Norton has a B-Cup
Oh! Okay! I thought you were comparing her to Vos... say what you want about his comedy, but Rich's body is in tip top shape... what a waste!

I doubt she'd mind. It won't compare to the worst thing she ever hears in her life, Rich Vos saying "I do."
Too true

[Apathygirl]

haha yup...why spend 250 on a MyFi when you could spend 2000 on a new car

Good thing he isn't a fan of the doggy company... buying a semi is a lot more expensive

[LilJimmiesMule]

Good thing he isn't a fan of the doggy company... buying a semi is a lot more expensive
very funny, sir.

[Cosmo]

I would love to see video of Vos saying "I do". I'm sure he'd just demolish those two words some how and then immediately bomb with a horrible joke to try and cover up his butchering of the words "I do".

[Boston Funbags]

I would love to see video of Vos saying "I do". I'm sure he'd just demolish those two words some how and then immediately bomb with a horrible joke to try and cover up his butchering of the words "I do". Or the part when they have to repeat what the priest says, that would be gold.

edit: aka "the vows"

[Apathygirl]

very funny, sir.

why thank you, ma'am.

[LilJimmiesMule]

very funny, sir.
oh jesus, I do stink, all apologizes

[HummerTuesdays]

YAY!!! Otto & George. Now maybe I won't have to listen to Bonnie. (Yes, I know, I'm the only one in this thread that doesn't find her funny.)

[BigDickBlack]

Morning bbbaggers! Whats up with this foul mouth fuck! I like him!

[KillaFama]

Nice! The real Otto & George decided to come back from the dead.

[henryt1966]

good morning faggots...just watched jimmy again from last night...god, that after interview killed...was actually better than his set..

and i hate bonnie...so so much...

[Schnit Dick]

Good thing he isn't a fan of the doggy company... buying a semi is a lot more expensive

Sorry for the delayed response...stupid work getting in the way but... :clap: :icon_mrgr

[BigDickBlack]

good morning faggots...just watched jimmy again from last night...god, that after interview killed...was actually better than his set..

and i hate bonnie...so so much...


I woke up late this morning and didnt get a chance to watch that genetic disaster kill last night! Thank God for DVR Ill watch ot about 8 times tonight even though I will hear it all Today on the show!

[Schnit Dick]

I woke up late this morning and didnt get a chance to watch that genetic disaster kill last night! Thank God for DVR Ill watch ot about 8 times tonight even though I will hear it all Today on the show!

Or you could just download it off of opieandanthony.com

[henryt1966]

I woke up late this morning and didnt get a chance to watch that genetic disaster kill last night! Thank God for DVR Ill watch ot about 8 times tonight even though I will hear it all Today on the show!


the set was good, real good..but the interview with jay after was comic gold...the way he made that cunt hillary duf squirm was amazing....see it for yourself..

[Col.Trautman]

Anthony on Bravo was great, was that a cardboard cut-out of Opie?

[BigDickBlack]

Or you could just download it off of opieandanthony.com

Like I said Ill hear it all hear in a bit on the show and I already have it saved at home so Im not that worried about it! Anyone have a date on the HBO speacial though?

[BigDickBlack]

Or you could just download it off of opieandanthony.com


Fuck I cant wait I have to downlaod!

[Chaotic]

Anyone have a date on the HBO speacial though?Thats what I'm wondering

[Schnit Dick]

Bonnie tooling on them now...man does she feel comfortable...she is great...screw vos...we just need her

[Schnit Dick]

Fuck I cant wait I have to downlaod!

Be prepared to wait though...with my fast work connection i still have 30 minutes of downloading time

[DoughBoy]

Bonnie tooling on them now...man does she feel comfortable...she is great...screw vos...we just need her

I concur. Bonnie does a much better job than Vos.

[Boston Funbags]

Anyone have a date on the HBO speacial though? If it's not on eatabullet, then join Jimmy's mailing list

[HummerTuesdays]

Bonnie tooling on them now...man does she feel comfortable...she is great...screw vos...we just need her

It'll never happen. They boys don't want a chick side-kick. Now, if she'll take on the wiffle bat...

And really, Vos doesn't need anyone, especially Bonnie, to throw him under the bus. He does that just fine all by himself.

[Chuckyarla]

They don't love us. We are just their trained pests. Feed us

[JoeyDVDZ]

George finally speaking up! Glad to see they finally got over their shyness.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Be prepared to wait though...with my fast work connection i still have 30 minutes of downloading time

No one on my FTP at the moment.. ftp://wackbag.kicks-ass.org

[Chuckyarla]

Don't coddle jimmy, just lay a log on him

[Boston Funbags]

Sydney Simpson lived in my dorm last year. She has a man voice

[Schnit Dick]

No one on my FTP at the moment.. ftp://wackbag.kicks-ass.org

Looks like work isnt granting me access...probably the firewalls

[JoeyDVDZ]

It'll never happen. They boys don't want a chick side-kick. Now, if she'll take on the wiffle bat...

And really, Vos doesn't need anyone, especially Bonnie, to throw him under the bus. He does that just fine all by himself.

Now THAT would be the only way to accept a female co-host.... have her take the bat every day, a little bit more each day.... before ya know it, she's walking around like a popsicle, waddling around with 24 inches of wifflebat shoved up her twat! Lil nub of bat handle making a bulge in her panties... that would be gold.

[Boston Funbags]

Looks like work isnt granting me access...probably the firewalls Use internet explorer, mozilla doesn't work

[saintmickey]

Would Vos be funny if it wasn't for O & A fans?
Kind of like if a bear shits in the woods....err no if a tree falls
bah...I suck.
SaintMickey

[Schnit Dick]

Now THAT would be the only way to accept a female co-host.... have her take the bat every day, a little bit more each day.... before ya know it, she's walking around like a popsicle, waddling around with 24 inches of wifflebat shoved up her twat! Lil nub of bat handle making a bulge in her panties... that would be gold.

Eh...it would get old after a while...too much of anything is no good...however doing something different everyday could be entertaining

[Seth]

Can I just say how proud I am of the wackbaggers here today who have not railed HummerTuesdays for not liking Bonnie cuz they're both girls...

[TaZMaNiaK]

Looks like work isnt granting me access...probably the firewalls
Does your IP start with 68. ?

[jpc165]

Stupid dove cunt. What the fuck is wrong with these obsessed fans?

[Schnit Dick]

What is Bonnie's last name...and are there pictures of her out there?

[burningsun]

anyone notice when the showed the crowd before the verdict the dumb blonde with the sign that said "innocent untill proved guilty"

awesome English out in CA

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I hope every single person that was out there supporting Jackson dies of Cancer.

[Seth]

The news said some of those Jackson supporters QUIT THEIR JOBS to be there every day...WTF!??!?

[Boston Funbags]

What is Bonnie's last name...and are there pictures of her out there? MacFarlane..don't know a website, just do a search.

[Apathygirl]

Sydney Simpson lived in my dorm last year. She has a man voice


She's practiced this over the years..so her dad doesn't mistake her for mom.

[saintmickey]

Dude O and A hate female co host so much that even though they "like" Bonnie they must be sick of her interupting. Dude your chick is hot? Bring her to the poker game or Tail-Gateing and see how much she is liked when the stripper shows up or the hot girls come by the RV!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Eh...it would get old after a while...too much of anything is no good...however doing something different everyday could be entertaining

We could have a daily suggestion thread of things that female host would have to shove up her twat/ass/other orifice.... could be a carp one day, a table lamp the next, full set of ginsu knives the next.... could be fun for a while!

[BigDickBlack]

Be prepared to wait though...with my fast work connection i still have 30 minutes of downloading time


Screw it! Ill go home at lunch and catch it!

[Boston Funbags]

Here's a link for Bonnie pics, Schnit Dick http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?nbc1=1&navtyp=CAL====116697&ym=200505

[TaZMaNiaK]

full set of ginsu knives the next

:icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[Col.Trautman]

Why can't we really have superhero's to kill people like Micheal Jackson.

I'll kill dove lady

[BigDickBlack]

What is Bonnie's last name...and are there pictures of her out there?

http://www.comicsacrifice.com/bonniemcfarlane/

[girthymac]

She's practiced this over the years..so her dad doesn't mistake her for mom.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Great one Apathy!!

[Schnit Dick]

We could have a daily suggestion thread of things that female host would have to shove up her twat/ass/other orifice.... could be a carp one day, a table lamp the next, full set of ginsu knives the next.... could be fun for a while!

I'd love to see them shove a MyFi up there and then see Vos complain that they cant get him one but can get her one to do that with

[Seth]

Dude O and A hate female co host so much that even though they "like" Bonnie they must be sick of her interupting. Dude your chick is hot? Bring her to the poker game or Tail-Gateing and see how much she is liked when the stripper shows up or the hot girls come by the RV!
Yeah, they hate her interrupting... just like they hate Vos interrupting... or Jimmy when he's in... that's why they invited her to the mic... cuz she's annoying. :rolleyes:

[BigDickBlack]

Check this pic of Bonnie & thong! i want to fuck her now!
http://www.comicsacrifice.com/bonniemcfarlane/

[Schnit Dick]

Here's a link for Bonnie pics, Schnit Dick http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?nbc1=1&navtyp=CAL====116697&ym=200505

thanks

[Schnit Dick]

Check this pic of Bonnie & thong! i want to fuck her now!
http://www.comicsacrifice.com/bonniemcfarlane/

She looks like a good egg

[Cosmo]

I have to say. Not a big fan of Otto and George, but they are starting to turn me around to today. Vos still stinks. I'd listen to bonnie over him anyday.

[BigDickBlack]

Dude O and A hate female co host so much that even though they "like" Bonnie they must be sick of her interupting. Dude your chick is hot? Bring her to the poker game or Tail-Gateing and see how much she is liked when the stripper shows up or the hot girls come by the RV!


Unlike most female bull dike comics she is fuckable!

[goldenbunz]

Here's Bonnie, nice pooper.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/746/pic20dn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Cosmo]

Unlike most female bull dike comics she is fuckable!


I'd definitely give her some brain damage. There has to be something really really wrong with her though in order for her to be engaged to vos.

[Boston Funbags]

This guy loves the word vindication. "I have been vindicated!"

[Cosmo]

Who saw all the monkeys at Time Square cheering like the Knicks just won the NBA Championship when Jackson was aquitted yesterday?

[saintmickey]

She must be used goods to be with VOS 100% on target Cosmo.

Also too many people fucking laughing...in my fucking opinion

[BigDickBlack]

I'd definitely give her some brain damage. There has to be something really really wrong with her though in order for her to be engaged to vos.

Im trying to figure that out! Either he has a huge discolored meat dong which I doubt or they are doping it up even though he says he isnt!

[saintmickey]

Amen they cheered at Time Square like the Yankees won again...
For blacks this stuff is WAY more racial than for whites. It's like "WE WON"
You didnt win shit!

[Schnit Dick]

haha Bonnie is great...they were upset they couldnt roit

[goldenbunz]

I don't get it Vos is making some really good points. Wow great racist input from Bonnie.

[jpc165]

Who saw all the monkeys at Time Square cheering like the Knicks just won the NBA Championship when Jackson was aquitted yesterday?

http://www.officedepot.com/pictures/sk/md/197764_sk_md.jpg

[Chuckyarla]

I'd definitely give her some brain damage. There has to be something really really wrong with her though in order for her to be engaged to vos.

To be a comic there has to be something wrong woth her

[Cosmo]

Im trying to figure that out! Either he has a huge discolored meat dong which I doubt or they are doping it up even though he says he isnt!


Either doping up or she's a funny retard.

[Boston Funbags]

Originally Posted by Cosmo
I'd definitely give her some brain damage. There has to be something really really wrong with her though in order for her to be engaged to vos.


To be a comic there has to be something wrong woth her She's Canadian.

[Cosmo]

http://www.officedepot.com/pictures/sk/md/197764_sk_md.jpg


Thank you!!! :action-sm

[goldenbunz]

OJ is a golfer.

[Schnit Dick]

OJ is a golfer.

Is Michael Jackson a Mini Golfer?

[goldenbunz]

Is Michael Jackson a Mini Golfer?


Very funny!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Boston Funbags]

Is Michael Jackson a Mini Golfer? No, a former golfer. A mini golfer would be that fellas from Bad Santa and Me Myself and Irene.

[Schnit Dick]

Very funny!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Why thank you...I was expecting a crash

[Col.Trautman]

Is Michael Jackson a Mini Golfer?

Michael Jackson is a Caddy

[Schnit Dick]

No, a former golfer. A mini golfer would be that fellas from Bad Santa and Me Myself and Irene.

Ahh I see...I dont know what I was thinking

[Chaotic]

Michael Jackson is a Caddy :clap:

[Chuckyarla]

O & A need to learn that The secret with strippers is not to ask them but to take bills out

[EdC]

And Vos could be Bugs Bunny.

[Seth]

FUCK FUCK FUCKING CUNT!! I was 20something minutes into downloading Norton's Leno appearance and it just cut out saying the server was reset!! Fuck! How much you wanna bet I don't get this dl'ed ever??

[Cosmo]

Why thank you...I was expecting a crash

Micheal Jackson is a candy dick. heh hmmpph heh I tried.


Bring on the crash to end the bit. :action-sm

[Schnit Dick]

XM Radio online really annoys me...is there any way to change it so it doesnt cut you off after two hours?

[Cosmo]

FUCK FUCK FUCKING CUNT!! I was 20something minutes into downloading Norton's Leno appearance and it just cut out saying the server was reset!! Fuck! How much you wanna bet I don't get this dl'ed ever??


20 minutes? Shit I waited about 10 minutes and gave up. I could have left it there all morning but something about open windows that I'm not using really urks me. Guess I'll just watch it on my DVR tonight.

[hiphopcharlie]

buy a myfi

[Boston Funbags]

FUCK FUCK FUCKING CUNT!! I was 20something minutes into downloading Norton's Leno appearance and it just cut out saying the server was reset!! Fuck! How much you wanna bet I don't get this dl'ed ever?? If you have the Virus Spreader, it's on there.

[Cosmo]

XM Radio online really annoys me...is there any way to change it so it doesnt cut you off after two hours?

Just play with it every now and then, move something so that it knows you are still listening. I hate it when it shuts down on me in the middle of a bit.

[TaZMaNiaK]

XM Radio online really annoys me...is there any way to change it so it doesnt cut you off after two hours?
XaMpD.imomo.net

Better XMRO client

[TaZMaNiaK]

Ahahah Kabbasso!! Fucking studdering fool!

[Schnit Dick]

buy a myfi

Got one...doesnt get great reception at work...i record the first hour while i am getting ready for work and then listen to it after the show

[Boston Funbags]

kabaso..what a boob

[Seth]

20 minutes? Shit I waited about 10 minutes and gave up. I could have left it there all morning but something about open windows that I'm not using really urks me. Guess I'll just watch it on my DVR tonight.
I just put it to download while I waste my life on Wackbag and what not... everything was going fine then BOOM- no more downloading. I'm gonna try again after I finish with all the Bravo clips...

If you have the Virus Spreader, it's on there.
I don't. I'm not too comp. savvy

[BigDickBlack]

20 minutes? Shit I waited about 10 minutes and gave up. I could have left it there all morning but something about open windows that I'm not using really urks me. Guess I'll just watch it on my DVR tonight.


Thank the good Lord for DVR! Ill watch it for each one of you!

[saintmickey]

Did anyone see that Jack Johnson PBS (YUK) special last night? This is the quote they had from the Las Vegas Times about Johnson winning the Heavy Weight Championship over a white man for the first time. This applies to those cheering for Michael Jackson?
A Word to the Black Man," to note Johnson's victory.

The white man's mental supremacy is fully established and for the present cannot be taken from him... his superiority does not rest on any huge bulk of muscle, but on brain development that has weighed words and charmed the most subtle secrets from the heart of nature... Remember, you have done nothing at all. You are the same member of society you were last week. You are on no higher plane, deserve no new consideration, and you will get none.

[goldenbunz]

Vos Boughten

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5468/carcr12fe.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Cosmo]

Wow Vos must have an IQ of like 80. Is there a bigger idiot that has ever appeared on the show?

[Schnit Dick]

They probably arent fake...just stolen

[Apathygirl]

Christ...bought clothes off of ebay. Why not just go to Goodwill, Vos?

Bleck..I'll take my clothing unworn.

Bonnie is in for a real treat.

[Col.Trautman]

Golfer = Ni**er

Caddy = Jamaican (because they work)

Green's Keeper = Spic

anymore?

[TaZMaNiaK]

I just put it to download while I waste my life on Wackbag and what not... everything was going fine then BOOM- no more downloading. I'm gonna try again after I finish with all the Bravo clips...


I don't. I'm not too comp. savvy

ftp://wackbag.kicks-ass.org -- As long as your not using FireFox. This only works with IE or an FTP client..

[valley_stream]

"I've boughtin clothes off ebay"best line ever, vos!

[Cosmo]

Golfer = Ni**er

Caddy = Jamaican (because they work)

Green's Keeper = Spic

anymore?


I find that very offensive. You forgot to include the gooks, hebe's and sand *******.


BTW, dont be shy. If you want to say "******" just say it. Its all in good fun.


Why is sand ******* ok but ******* isnt?

[girthymac]

I find that very offensive. You forgot to include the gooks, hebe's and sand *******.
Firewood=jews

[BigDickBlack]

I find that very offensive. You forgot to include the gooks, hebe's and sand *******.


BTW, dont be shy. If you want to say "******" just say it. Its all in good fun.

And Faggots!

[Col.Trautman]

I find that very offensive. You forgot to include the gooks, hebe's and sand *******.

Proshop owner = Jew

[saintmickey]

The white man's mental supremacy is fully established and for the present cannot be taken from him... his superiority does not rest on any huge bulk of muscle, but on brain development that has weighed words and charmed the most subtle secrets from the heart of nature... Remember, you have done nothing at all. You are the same member of society you were last week. You are on no higher plane, deserve no new consideration, and you will get none.

NO? Nothing?

[BigDickBlack]

Dont fuck with Vos he will break you! LMAO!

[Cosmo]

The white man's mental supremacy is fully established and for the present cannot be taken from him... his superiority does not rest on any huge bulk of muscle, but on brain development that has weighed words and charmed the most subtle secrets from the heart of nature... Remember, you have done nothing at all. You are the same member of society you were last week. You are on no higher plane, deserve no new consideration, and you will get none.

NO? Nothing?



uhhhh ... what?

[BigDickBlack]

Proshop owner = Jew

The chinks are in the back making the golf shirts! ERRRKKK BOOOM!!!!!

[Schnit Dick]

Lawyer = Jew
Doctor = Jew
Accountant = Jew

[Seth]

ftp://wackbag.kicks-ass.org (ftp://wackbag.kicks-ass.org/) -- As long as your not using FireFox. This only works with IE or an FTP client..
I don't know what any of that is... I'm truly a chick when it comes to the computer shit... don't bother... I'll get it from Foundry eventually.

[BigDickBlack]

Vos is a fool! Talking when Op is going to break!

[saintmickey]

I dont know I pasted and it was there!
I believe it is some kind of miracle...A message from Amon Goeth?!

[BigDickBlack]

I don't know what any of that is... I'm truly a chick when it comes to the computer shit... don't bother... I'll get it from Foundry eventually.

Key word is eventually!

[BigDickBlack]

LOL! Sucker of coporate media cock! That was funny!

[Col.Trautman]

Tiger Woods = Gook

don't have one for the sand Ni**ers

[girthymac]

Tiger Woods = Gook
Technically isn't he a Golfer/Gook.......a gooker if you will..........

[Col.Trautman]

Technically isn't he a Golfer/Gook.......a gooker if you will..........
yes that is correct and funny

[girthymac]

don't have one for the sand Ni**ers
Did anyone hear last night on Raw, Stone Cold Steve Austin call Mohammed Hassan and his manager "Sand People"?? I was rolling!!!

[Seth]

Key word is eventually!
Now I'm not so sure... it just stopped again. Woohoo, 45% done!

[girthymac]

yes that is correct and funny
Wow, Thanks....I too was expecting a Crash!!

[Schnit Dick]

Did anyone hear last night on Raw, Stone Cold Steve Austin call Mohammed Hassan and his manager "Sand People"?? I was rolling!!!

haha no thats so funny...i have it Tivo's to watch tonight...i cant wait to see it

[Schnit Dick]

Mission:Space is a SICK!!!! ride

[Cosmo]

Damn it. Last time I went to Disney Mission space wasnt open yet. It opened like a month later. I would love to go on a ride where yack bags are given out just in case.

[goldenbunz]

I went on that and it wrecked the rest of my day. I was so sick.

[Schnit Dick]

My whole family lost their appitites for the whole day after going on it

[Schnit Dick]

Noooo Not Small World

[Cosmo]

I went on that and it wrecked the rest of my day. I was so sick.


What are ya ? 80?

[Cosmo]

My whole family lost their appitites for the whole day after going on it


Is it really that sickening? Jesus I have to plan a vacation to disney quickly before they kill another stupid kid and shut it down.

[goldenbunz]

What are ya ? 80?


No I'm 26 and a pussy.

[dees4u]

Again, to quote Jimmy about Vos - How is a guy this stupid so funny?

[Schnit Dick]

Is it really that sickening? Jesus I have to plan a vacation to disney quickly before they kill another stupid kid and shut it down.

I'm not a pussy...I was ok...but the rest of my family wasnt...its just that sick...you move so much and everything.

My uncle who weighs 350 pounds couldnt eat for a day...maybe thats a good thing though...

[HummerTuesdays]

I went on that and it wrecked the rest of my day. I was so sick.

Mission:Space was OK, but I'm more of a roller coaster fan. After the Aerosmith Rockin Roller Coaster, most other rides paled in comparison.

And if they're going to let Bonnie talk, can they give her a mic that works?

[Cosmo]

"Daudi Bamuwamye passed out Monday afternoon while on the attraction, which simulates a rocket launch and trip to Mars."

Ahh they wont shut it down for some lil monkey from africa.

[saintmickey]

I'm not a pussy...I was ok...but the rest of my family wasnt...its just that sick...you move so much and everything.

My uncle who weighs 350 pounds couldnt eat for a day...maybe thats a good thing though...


LOL your uncle.
NOT YOU

[goldenbunz]

I'm not a pussy...I was ok...but the rest of my family wasnt...its just that sick...you move so much and everything.

My uncle who weighs 350 pounds couldnt eat for a day...maybe thats a good thing though...


I can go to Six Flags and be fine all day. Something about that enclosed spinning ride.

[Rev]

Tiger Woods = Gook

don't have one for the sand Ni**ers
I have allot of friends in Canada, and I call 'em all Tundra Niggaz.

[Schnit Dick]

Mission:Space was OK, but I'm more of a roller coaster fan. After the Aerosmith Rockin Roller Coaster, most other rides paled in comparison.

And if they're going to let Bonnie talk, can they give her a mic that works?

Have you done the new mummy ride at Universal...Rockin Roller Coaster is NOTHING compared to it

[Cup_Of_Dirt]

While on Mission Space is brutal.

The next day while on Space Mountain and old guy in our car lost his teeth and baseball hat...My Wife couldn't stop laughing.

[BigDickBlack]

I have allot of friends in Canada, and I call 'em all Tundra Niggaz.

Snow *******!

[Cup_Of_Dirt]

The Mummy ride at Universal is really more gooder

[HummerTuesdays]

Have you done the new mummy ride at Universal...Rockin Roller Coaster is NOTHING compared to it

We didn't make it to Universal. My friends planned the trip. I just tagged along.

[EdC]

I play Schrabble on advanshed mode. What doesh pragmatic mean?