O&A Listening Thread for 06-15-05

[generoso]

It's wipe it off Wed. (if you didn't hear lil jimmy this morning you won't get it).. So wake up and get the sleepies out of your eyes......

[Neo_Is_God]

you poof you beat me to it
i wanted to start the thread

[generoso]

I'm Sorry Neo I'll let you start it tomorrow......up just a tad early today..and morning Boston (gotta luv the edit feature needs a spell check though.)

[NUGHUFFER]

Morning all.
Neo if you wanted your sig back I erased my hosting site to free up BW. I can PM you with the link.
Nevermind...............read the sig message.

[Neo_Is_God]

nah i got a photobucket account and i was putting my sig back together but i got bombarded with adware and aol froze while me putting my sig back up and i said fuck it ill do it later

[NUGHUFFER]

I love it, 4 year old boy dies at epcot in disney world on the "mission space" ride.

Strap in Cadets!! :icon_lol:

[reefdweller]

Mornin' folks

[generoso]

Ok the day may start my coffee in my hand a nice fresh cup had to put my coffe keg under the drip as to fill it directly up.

[Whatzinmypants]

good morning folks!

gen...i find a direct iv line of coffee works well too . :icon_wink

[Whatzinmypants]

howdy boston :action-sm

[generoso]

good morning folks!

gen...i find a direct iv line of coffee works well too . :icon_wink
My 52oz cup is just fine keeps it warm for over 3hours....and limits my consumption as well I did 5 cups in one day and got a caffinee overdose so now only 3 cups a day morning , noon, and evening...

[Whatzinmypants]

My 52oz cup is just fine keeps it warm for over 3hours....and limits my consumption as well I did 5 cups in one day and got a caffinee overdose so now only 3 cups a day morning , noon, and evening...

anything more than 3 cups i turn into a human vibrator...i hate that feeling!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

morning folks... i'm back from my 2 day vacation to AC and ready to remume my alter ego as a racist... got it sucks being up this early on only 2 hours of sleep

[Neo_Is_God]

tired sleepy need sleep too early going to beddie bye
adios

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they need to bring this story up on the air....
Abortionist accused of eating fetuses
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44779

[generoso]

anything more than 3 cups i turn into a human vibrator...i hate that feeling!
FYI best coffe cup ever I give you The 7-11 coffee keg only .99 cents to fill as well now all you coffee guys can be jelous nowhttp://img217.echo.cx/img217/4941/coffeekeg23rt.jpg

[Whatzinmypants]

Lol... now that is something I would like to see! Wanna come and visit me in Boston? lol

LOL....call me on your next aotm attempt....i'll distract em with my shakin while you guys get the sign in the shot!

off to work...grrrr...see you all on the 3pm replay :action-sm

[generoso]

they need to bring this story up on the air....
Abortionist accused of eating fetuses
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44779
Cool story but Microwaving a fetus is just wrong everybody knows the only way to cook a fetus is deep frying....and Wb from vac. BAM hopefully you won some nice changs

[Schnit Dick]

Morning pests

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Cool story but Microwaving a fetus is just wrong everybody knows the only way to cook a fetus is deep frying....and Wb from vac. BAM hopefully you won some nice changs
no... i lost around $750 in 2 days

[Schnit Dick]

Lets do it ladies

[generoso]

Well lets cue the music and get this started right....team wackbag bowling tonight hopefully we get back on track ..and win

[PorchMonkey4Life]

a... cue the bumper steve

[Kate]

Good Morning and Good Day! :action-sm

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Good Morning and Good Day! :action-sm
what is soo good about it?

[Premarital Sex]

Ahh yes, it is indeed Wednesday. Good morning everyone.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

damn... only 2 hours of sleep... it is really hard to type

[Carrr]

Let the Show begin. The Norton and Friends show that is!

[Premarital Sex]

Good Morning and Good Day! :action-sm
Good morning my lil eye in the sky. I must take this chance to formally thank you for all your help.

[mikepop]

Morning

[PCLoadLetter]

Mornin' pests

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Hoo Hoo I Invented Mornings

[Rev]

Good morning, pests!

[generoso]

MA = Missed abortion

[PorchMonkey4Life]

mmmm... oatmeal... makes everything better

[Kate]

what is soo good about it?

Just a formal salutation, sir.

Hi BS & PMS!

[generoso]

well later all got to go to work cya on the pm side ....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Just a formal salutation, sir.

Hi BS & PMS!
sorry... i'm a lil cranky from lack of sleep

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Hoo Hoo I Invented Mornings

[PCLoadLetter]

Do I need to start a fight about rapid vs. explosive decompression??

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Time to jump in the shower... or maybe into the east river like that helocopter :) I hate truckers! They stink and I hate them!
have a good wack in the shower strangler

[Schnit Dick]

I guess Good Morning America works just like XM...they told someone they needed to go because the computer was going to cut them to commercial

[Schnauzer]

Welcome back big ass member! mornin fellas

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow... a southern hick has a good line... lol

[Premarital Sex]

have a good wack in the shower strangler
Keep in mind BAM, no nudity in your photoshops. :icon_mrgr

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Keep in mind BAM, no nudity in your photoshops. :icon_mrgr
comeon... please??? just this once???

[hobojd]

morning peeps.......time to listen to the boys as i drift back off to sleep.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy... you could never be a hack sweetie

[Schnit Dick]

hello...hello...is this thing on

Slow morning on this board

[PCLoadLetter]

I think we're all suffering from drowsiness because of the decompression.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Martini Tony]

anyone got a link to video of the guys on BRAVO????

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I think we're all suffering from drowsiness because of the decompression.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
http://img195.echo.cx/img195/571/9902580065ts.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[PCLoadLetter]

Well SOMEONE had to post something! Too quiet in here!

[Seth]

anyone got a link to video of the guys on BRAVO????
Through Bravo into the Foundry search- there's 7 clips

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Through Bravo into the Foundry search- there's 7 clips
worst download ever
good luck finding anything on foundry

[Seth]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/myfoundry/searchresults.cfm?keyword=bravo%27s&searchtype=file
Here's all 7. I had no problem dl'ing them... they're short.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/myfoundry/searchresults.cfm?keyword=bravo%27s&searchtype=file
Here's all 7. I had no problem dl'ing them... they're short.
i ment that the clips suck

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i'm the asshole if someone is riding me when i am doing 75-80... i just slam on my breaks

[UnOriginal]

good morning all.

As I was driving in I heard DiPaolo will have/has a show on VH1? Can someone fill me in?

[Seth]

i ment that the clips suck
Blasphemy!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wow almost an hour into the show and only 3 pages in this thread... is no one on wackbag today?

[hobojd]

I've never seen this thread so quiet during a live show.

[DoughBoy]

I'm on hold right now:

Memorable moment in golf history: The guy doing the two-step after smashing Reginal Denny's head.

[Boston Funbags]

"Our Steve is a thinner Steve!"...remember that ditty?

[Seth]

Is that a new link at the top of Wackbag? The XM stream? that's pretty cool!

So nobody wants to comment on fatness? I got the flu and lost 10 lbs in 10 days. Best diet ever! I'm now only 2-5 lbs. off my goal weight!

[UnOriginal]

I dunno what I would do if I was one of those huge people on airplanes, I'm a couple pounds overweight and it kills my confidence. I never knew Steve got surgery for that.

[DoughBoy]

Since 1/1/04 I've lost nearly 125 pounds. How is that?

[PCLoadLetter]

wow almost an hour into the show and only 3 pages in this thread... is no one on wackbag today?

Only 70 members online right now...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Since 1/1/04 I've lost nearly 125 pounds. How is that?
i lost 45 pounds and have another 40 to go to my goal... i would be there already if i could just give up the beer... i suck

[Seth]

Since 1/1/04 I've lost nearly 125 pounds. How is that?
I commend you sir. I couldn't do that.

[DoughBoy]

I commend you sir. I couldn't do that.

No shit you couldn't do it, you'd disappear.

PS Thanks.

[Tax Kuntz]

Since 1/1/04 I've lost nearly 125 pounds. How is that?

Did you break up with your girlfriend?:icon_eek:

[Boston Funbags]

So nobody wants to comment on fatness? I got the flu and lost 10 lbs in 10 days. Best diet ever! I'm now only 2-5 lbs. off my goal weight! I got my tonsils out 2 summers ago and i lost 7 lbs in 14 days living off freeze pops. It fucking sucked

[Schnauzer]

im gonna do a self stomach stappling

[UnOriginal]

Since 1/1/04 I've lost nearly 125 pounds. How is that?


:clap: :clap: good for you

[DoughBoy]

Weight loss surgery is for lazy, weak minded, douchebags who can't put the bag of chips down. It does NOTHING for the mental state.


Edit>

I'm sorry for anyone I've offended, but tough shit. All it does is stop you from stuffing shit into your mouth.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this guy on the phone talking about stomach stapling sounds like a fag

[Schnit Dick]

i'm the asshole if someone is riding me when i am doing 75-80... i just slam on my breaks

I'm the same way...my GF doesnt seem to like it though

However if I come up on someone quickly and they do it i get pissed off

[UnOriginal]

ughh ever since I quit smoking I've been gaining weight and having more hunger than ever, it's been a bitch to try to loose weight, I gained a gut since quitting smoking.

[Boston Funbags]

pic of Steve when he was about a size 14 (actually a lot more than that, whatever) http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/8646

[jpc165]

The fat hick diet.

[Minge]

All this fat talk is making me hungry.

[Boston Funbags]

I can only imagine the awful dick cheese built up in there.

[Seth]

ughh ever since I quit smoking I've been gaining weight and having more hunger than ever, it's been a bitch to try to loose weight, I gained a gut since quitting smoking.
That's how I had gained weight. You replace the smokes with food. It sucks! Gum really helps. Lots of carbonated water too.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Haven't the boys gone down this fatty road before? I'm going to Oprah for Dick jokes now....

[UnOriginal]

i'm the asshole if someone is riding me when i am doing 75-80... i just slam on my breaks

I did that on the way here today, I love it when their hands fly up in a panic because they realize that they need to stop quick.

HAHAHAHHA ant just freaked out

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ughh ever since I quit smoking I've been gaining weight and having more hunger than ever, it's been a bitch to try to loose weight, I gained a gut since quitting smoking.
samething happened to me... but then i took back up smoking... so i gained weight and never actually quit smoking

[PCLoadLetter]

pic of Steve when he was about a size 14 (actually a lot more than that, whatever) http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/8646

That does NOT look like a 400+ pound person.... Maybe, MAYBE 325.

[Rev]

I've gained about 40 lbs over the last 2 years, since I stopped being a musician.
It was a big chunk of my exercise regiment. :icon_conf

[Mr.Monster Rain]

New interns taking orders....oooooo

[Schnauzer]

mmmmm YD

[Boston Funbags]

The greatest thing is seeing a full grown adult with baby dimpled knuckles.

[UnOriginal]

That's how I had gained weight. You replace the smokes with food. It sucks! Gum really helps. Lots of carbonated water too.

I have the early symptoms of TMJ so I stay away from gum. Does carbonated water have sugar in it as much as soft drinks? The sugar in my diet really does me in.

[Boston Funbags]

Does carbonated water have sugar in it as much as soft drinks? The sugar in my diet really does me in. selzer water has no sugar.

[Tax Kuntz]

This kid may have a weight problem some day.http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/380,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2 Fp%2Fap%2F20050509%2Fcapt.cal10105090836.india_gia nt_baby_cal101.jpg?v=2

[PorchMonkey4Life]

This kid may have a weight problem some day.http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/380,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2 Fp%2Fap%2F20050509%2Fcapt.cal10105090836.india_gia nt_baby_cal101.jpg?v=2
someday? that sure is a lot of baby fat on it... are they feeding it mashmellows and lard?

[Rev]

This kid may have a weight problem some day.http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/380,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2 Fp%2Fap%2F20050509%2Fcapt.cal10105090836.india_gia nt_baby_cal101.jpg?v=2If that's his mom, to the left, then she needs to start breastfeeding off of him!

[Boston Funbags]

Is Clayton a golfer? It sounds like a golfer name.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

is clayton the new ricky?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Strike 1

[Schnit Dick]

someday? that sure is a lot of baby fat on it... are they feeding it mashmellows and lard?
I think they are just filling the baby bottle with Olive Oil

[asshole]

This kid may have a weight problem some day.http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/380,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2 Fp%2Fap%2F20050509%2Fcapt.cal10105090836.india_gia nt_baby_cal101.jpg?v=2


Anyone else get a rod from that pic?

[Boston Funbags]

I think they are just filling the baby bottle with Olive Oil But she's skinny. *crash*

[Rev]

Sounds like Disney finally made another good ride!

[Seth]

I have the early symptoms of TMJ so I stay away from gum. Does carbonated water have sugar in it as much as soft drinks? The sugar in my diet really does me in.
Carbonated water has nothing in it (but there's sodium in certain brands-not a lot though). Its just water with the feel of soda.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Anyone else get a rod from that pic?
yes...

[Schnauzer]

that ride sucks so bad, when it starts spinning and makes you think your going up, you can still feel that you are being pushed sideways too, so if you pay attention to what your feeling and not the acual screen as much, you can really tell its spinning and it just sucks.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey is rick back producing the show? i just heard a tourguide

[Schnauzer]

ahahahaahaah that was good

[PorchMonkey4Life]

bravo steve...

[Farm Flufer]

good one Steve

[Schnauzer]

just ride the monorail

[Rev]

I can ride anything an amusement park can offer, with no problems at all.
But put me on the stupid little "Salt & Pepper Shakers" at the local carnival, and I'll be heaving up the shishkebab and cotton candy i just ate, lickety split!

[APortablePhone]

I enjoy rides, and I've never once become sick after riding one. What a bunch of pussies.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

just ride the monorail
i dont mind any fast or spinning rides but i am afraid of rides like the ferris wheel or cable cars

[DoughBoy]

Carbonated water has nothing in it (but there's sodium in certain brands-not a lot though). Its just water with the feel of soda.

let me correct this a bit.

SELTZER has nothing it it. Carbonated waters (fruit2o, the real sweet stuff, etc) are all NO BETTER than diet soda. They're loaded with SHIT. Aspartame or some other artificial sweetener, etc. If you really are interested in cutting the shit from your diet via things you eat. Drink only WATER(pure from the tap or spring water - unflavored) or SELTZER.

[Col.Trautman]

morning fellas - I want to f jimmy in his a and c all over his chest

[JoeyDVDZ]

Good morning, baggers. Jimmy must be absolutely basking today! He murdered on Leno. Holy S, I don't think anybody expected that kind of performance from him!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

let me correct this a bit.

SELTZER has nothing it it. Carbonated waters (fruit2o, the real sweet stuff, etc) are all NO BETTER than diet soda. They're loaded with SHIT. Aspartame or some other artificial sweetener, etc. If you really are interested in cutting the shit from your diet via things you eat. Drink only WATER(pure from the tap or spring water - unflavored) or SELTZER.
i could be wrong... but i think the poland spring flavored water has no sugar in it and tastes pretty good

[khemystri]

Morning Baggers!!!!

[DoughBoy]

The poland spring stuff is actually seltzer. The big difference is the taste. The stuff without the shit in it isn't sweet, it just has a hint or fragrance of flavor... the other stuff tastes like soda.

[Seth]

let me correct this a bit.

SELTZER has nothing it it. Carbonated waters (fruit2o, the real sweet stuff, etc) are all NO BETTER than diet soda. They're loaded with SHIT. Aspartame or some other artificial sweetener, etc. If you really are interested in cutting the shit from your diet via things you eat. Drink only WATER(pure from the tap or spring water - unflavored) or SELTZER.Okay, UNFLAVORED seltzer. Canada Dry's Seltzer has no sodium. Pellegrino is good, but there's 10mg on sodium in it. I like "bottled sparkling water"- unflavored. Good stuff.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The poland spring stuff is actually seltzer. The big difference is the taste. The stuff without the shit in it isn't sweet, it just has a hint or fragrance of flavor... the other stuff tastes like soda.
i love the poland spring stuff it is essential to my diet
has no carbs, no sodium, no nothing in it and it tastes pretty good

[DoughBoy]

Okay, UNFLAVORED seltzer. Canada Dry's Seltzer has no sodium. Pellegrino is good, but there's 10mg on sodium in it. I like "bottled sparkling water"- unflavored. Good stuff.

Yup. That's the stuff, sorta. Any of the seltzers are fine. I prefer the Mandarin Orange and Cherry seltzer as opposed to the other sweetened stuff. ITs the way all of these companys FUCK people. You think its the same water, buut in reality it is just diet soda without the colors. Basically, just look on the ingredients. If it says anything besides "Carbonated water and natural flavor" beware.

[Boston Funbags]

I actually like those my life, my card commercials, and I don't know why.

[UnOriginal]

I am confused once again, doesn't Poland Spring make a seltzer? or is that not what you're talking about?

[Schnit Dick]

Fruit2O is flavored with Splenda which is the best one for you of the fake sugars

[DoughBoy]

I am confused once again, doesn't Poland Spring make a seltzer? or is that not what you're talking about?

Yes, that's what they're talking about.

[APortablePhone]

A site with clips of American movie stars in Japanese commercials...

http://www.japander.com/japander/

[Seth]

I'm always so damn shocked when I see a good commercial. I'm not shocked when commercials are actually bashing the product they're trying to sell. Blockbuster compares renting their movies to renting a car- why? Cuz they're comparable in price? What are they trying to say then? Dumbasses.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oooh adam ferrara... he rocks

[DoughBoy]

Fruit2O is flavored with Splenda which is the best one for you of the fake sugars

Splenda a.k.a. Sucralose is the 'lesser of the evils'. It is actually made from real sugar and will carmelize like sugar when you cook with it. Realistically, you shouldn't be consuming more that 1 or 2 servings of ANY artificial sweetener per day.

[Chaotic]

Morning all

[Col.Trautman]

reebocks Terry Tate were great!!!!!

[Seth]

A site with clips of American movie stars in Japanese commercials...

http://www.japander.com/japander/
Does it have that awful Brad Pitt commercial for jeans? He's so whacky in it!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Does it have that awful Brad Pitt commercial for jeans? He's so whacky in it!
i'm sure he is quite cute too

[Boston Funbags]

"He will never do it again" what the F is he talking about? Of course he will, he still is.

[APortablePhone]

Does it have that awful Brad Pitt commercial for jeans? He's so whacky in it!

Which one? There are about a dozen..

http://www.japander.com/japander/pitt.htm

[Boston Funbags]

How is in not against the law for a grownup to sleep in the same bed as kids that aren't his own?

[Seth]

Which one? There are about a dozen..

http://www.japander.com/japander/pitt.htm
Yeah, I just noticed that! I was gonna delete the question, but you're too quick!
I don't know which one I saw on one of those commercial clips shows.

Why is it selling out? If you have a favorite actor, wouldn't you want to see him/her more often- even if its in commercials? They'd eventually have to shill for companies they ACTUALLY support instead of just anything.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

didn't peterson already have garigos? and michael hired him too and felt he was not getting enough attention so he fired him and hired mezzero?

[judoGTI]

Instead of running bits into the ground, I guess the new thing is to run news stories into the ground....

[APortablePhone]

Do these guys ever think anyone accused of a crime is actually innocent?

[DoughBoy]

Do these guys ever think anyone accused of a crime is actually innocent?

Who is 'these guys'?

[UnOriginal]

Splenda a.k.a. Sucralose is the 'lesser of the evils'. It is actually made from real sugar and will carmelize like sugar when you cook with it. Realistically, you shouldn't be consuming more that 1 or 2 servings of ANY artificial sweetener per day.

yeah I started drinking pepsi one sometimes because I like the taste, but it's still bad for you.

on a good note, I finished my psych intro so I can resume listening :action-sm

[Col.Trautman]

Do these guys ever think anyone accused of a crime is actually innocent?


they think that because none of the people are innocent

[Boston Funbags]

Do these guys ever think anyone accused of a crime is actually innocent? Well, most of the people they're talking about are black, so...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning All

That was the line of the day. It has my official nomination. "If the hat doesn't fit you must remove it"...nice

[Premarital Sex]

Do these guys ever think anyone accused of a crime is actually innocent?
I don't think these cases wouldn't be famous if it wasn't obvious they were guilty.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

yeah I started drinking pepsi one sometimes because I like the taste, but it's still bad for you.

on a good note, I finished my psych intro so I can resume listening :action-sm
i tried the coke with splenda... it sucked

[APortablePhone]

Who is 'these guys'?

Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy of course.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Do these guys ever think anyone accused of a crime is actually innocent?
NO

[Boston Funbags]

Is always the sensitive person who commits these psycho crimes, the person you'd least likely expect.

[Premarital Sex]

Did Opie just explain his line about Larry King being married so many times?

[APortablePhone]

Please don't revisit this. Hose it off, and move along...please?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

call it niggah drives a bus

[Col.Trautman]

Golfer don't ever have a honeymoon - they never get married

[DoughBoy]

Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy of course.

Why bother?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this new honeymooners has nothing to do with reality... how could a golfer drive the bus? arent they supposed to sit in the back?

[Schnauzer]

texas chainsaw massacre was a good one

[Premarital Sex]

I left for a little while, is that Adam Ferrara?

[Boston Funbags]

I left for a little while, is that Adam Ferrara? Indeed

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I left for a little while, is that Adam Ferrara?
yes
adam ferrarra party rock

[UnOriginal]

they should remake Weekend at Bernies with Terri Schaivo

[Chester'sLiver]

I think Ocean's Eleven was a remake, and that was pretty good

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they should remake Weekend at Bernies with Terri Schaivo
her autopsy findings are comming out today
http://www.wftv.com/news/4608315/detail.html

[Rev]

Oh my, professor.
Dawn of the Dead was a remake.
Night of the Living Dead also had a remake, although not as popular.
Actually, a Day of the Dead remake is in discussion, as well as a sequel to it (yeah, sad but true).
Last but not least...
Land of the Dead (the 4th installement, by George Romero) is coming out this summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UnOriginal]

her autopsy findings are comming out today
http://www.wftv.com/news/4608315/detail.html

I am curious to hear what the findings are.
I

[APortablePhone]

"Tear down the third wall" I'm sure you'll get a lot of e-mails about that too Opie.

[Boston Funbags]

The worst remake EVER is Gus Van Sant's shot for shot remake of Psycho.

[APortablePhone]

Hour long news breaks and now clips from late night TV shows...yeah.

[Rev]

The worst remake EVER is Gus Van Sant's shot for shot remake of Psycho.I wont go as far as saying it's the worst ever, but yeah, it was pretty damn bad.

Off the top of my head... best remake ever (in horror at least) is The Thing, starring Kurt Russel!

[Seth]

"Tear down the third wall" I'm sure you'll get a lot of e-mails about that too Opie.
:idiot:

[Boston Funbags]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Improper Bostonian
The worst remake EVER is Gus Van Sant's shot for shot remake of Psycho.
I wont go as far as saying it's the worst ever, but yeah, it was pretty damn bad. Well, the worst that I've seen.

[Premarital Sex]

Jimmy confuses me. Doesn't he usually attack west coast comedy, or is that just for the stand-up scene?

[Boston Funbags]

Jimmy confuses me. Doesn't he usually attack west coast comedy, or is that just for the stand-up scene? He also doesn't like when an intern's thumb touches the mouth of his spoon, but takes trannie logs on the chest.

[Col.Trautman]

Has anyone watched "the Office" ,the english tv show? It is pretty funny...

[APortablePhone]

Wow...this is fucking brutal.

[Premarital Sex]

He also doesn't like when an intern's thumb touches the mouth of his spoon, but takes trannie logs on the chest.
If I remember correctly, wasn't that intern a PR? I think most people would draw the line there after a dump on the chest.

[shroomman_100]

I hope i never hear this again

[jpc165]

This sucks. Turn it the fuck off.

[Schnauzer]

what the fuck this guy wants to be some pop star or sumthn.

[APortablePhone]

Thanks a lot for this one Hawk....ugh.

[Premarital Sex]

A little early, but I learned that you can indeed make Whip 'em Out Wednesday sound gay.

[Schnauzer]

cartman said it all

[asshole]

This would actually be pretty damn good without the lyrics.. or drums or guitar plus a bullet in that douched cocks head who wrote it

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this song blows... i thought i was listening to a morning zoo

[jpc165]

I hope it wasn't a wackbagger that made that mess.

[Premarital Sex]

I think you guys are being over-critical. I think it was great. The only thing that song was missing was the wacky horn. [/sarcasm]

[Seth]

Ever have a moment where you're laughing at something and then you realize what it is you're actually laughing at? Its not good to have that moment when looking at BAM's sig pic... That line is too funny though...

[Premarital Sex]

No Jimmy! Nooooooo!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

btw... iknow it is a lil late but the honeymooners only made $5.8 million in its opening and got a 12% bad rating on rottentomatoes.com

[Mr.Monster Rain]

"the Blob" Remake Staring Kevin Dillion Akajohnny Drama Sucked Balls

[BigDickBlack]

Morning Shitdicks! Jimmy is back WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boston Funbags]

God I love it when they shit on Hawk.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Ever have a moment where you're laughing at something and then you realize what it is you're actually laughing at? Its not good to have that moment when looking at BAM's sig pic... That line is too funny though...
jimmy does come up with the best lines

[jpc165]

Nooooooooo!

[BigDickBlack]

Gay!

[girthymac]

Good Morning Baggers

[APortablePhone]

Please fire Hawk...please? Stupid Less Than Jake ringtone and awful "WOW" song.

[Rev]

WOW... for the saturday morning cartoon crowd!

[BigDickBlack]

God I love it when they shit on Hawk.


I just plain love shitting on hawks! You ought to try it!

[BigDickBlack]

What do we all live in SOCAL in the mid 90's! This blows!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i dont know... i kinda like this song... yuch... it stinks and i dont like it

[Sajix]

this is going way to out of the way just to make fun of hawk for liking shit music.

[BigDickBlack]

WOW... for the saturday morning cartoon crowd!

You sir hit it on the head!

[Chuckyarla]

mornin baggers

[freak8]

who made this piece of shit

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Where's The Wacky Horn?

[Premarital Sex]

Oh shit, it's stuck in my head. It just pushed out banana phone.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

anyone going?

[Rev]

It's like a musical interlude in a silly 80's movie.

I can picture Jimmy, Op', & Ant, all handing out stickers, maybe in fast-forward, all with smiling faces.

AWFUL!!!

[Schnauzer]

its like simple plan, a pop band that thinks they are punk and they fucking stink.

[BigDickBlack]

Im still trying to make myself take the 3hour drive Saturday to go see Jimmy! It doesnt look like Im gonna have to try to hard!

[ProfessorAnt]

half man wonder - SHITDICK!

[APortablePhone]

HalfManWonder, I hope you die.

[freak8]

jimmys only in
for two days this week

he's changing

[Sajix]

jimmys only in
for two days this week

he's changing


Yeah because those two days in LA where a national tv show plugged OnA really wasn't worth his time off

[UnOriginal]

I gotta punch out for the morning,class is starting up again in a minute or two, so take it easy guys.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmys only in
for two days this week

he's changing
as he should be... he is moving onto bigger and better things... good luck lil buddy

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Wayens World Wip Em Out.....wait What?

[BigDickBlack]

Damn ******* are taking over! DING DING DING!

[Premarital Sex]

Okay gentlemen (and ladies if you're out there), it's time for me to split. Gotta take a lil nap before work this afternoon.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Damn ******* are taking over! DING DING DING!
no need to give yourself the bell... you are only speaking the truth

[freak8]

chris tucker was supposed to play norton

[PorchMonkey4Life]

siskel is a mush head... ebert is a mush mouth

[BigDickBlack]

I gotta punch out for the morning,class is starting up again in a minute or two, so take it easy guys.


you sir need to get your life straight and drop out of school! DOnt you know that listening to O&A all day will make you rich and successful!

[hiphopcharlie]

hey did you all know that eberts wife was a newfie i hadn't heard that at all ever

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Okay gentlemen (and ladies if you're out there), it's time for me to split. Gotta take a lil nap before work this afternoon.
bye bye sweety... hugs and kisses

[BigDickBlack]

no need to give yourself the bell... you are only speaking the truth


Ok so I might be but the bell makes it all ok!

[Col.Trautman]

Animal Mother: All fucking ni**ers must f**king hang

[BigDickBlack]

siskel is a mush head... ebert is a mush mouth

and a mushmouth!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

and a mushmouth!
i said that

[Seth]

hey did you all know that eberts wife was a newfie i hadn't heard that at all ever
yeah, O&A have mentioned it a time or twelve...

Welcome friend!

[BigDickBlack]

Animal Mother: All fucking ni**ers must f**king hang


JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAOWIWANHFAOT(laughing my fucking ass off while I watch a n*gger hang from a oak tree)!

[Schnauzer]

im waiting for the black remake of mississippi burning

[PorchMonkey4Life]

back to school is one of favorite movies ever... very funny

[PorchMonkey4Life]

im waiting for the black remake of mississippi burning
bravo... great line :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[DrGonzoPA]

I think they should make a Good Times movie with all white people

[Schnauzer]

bravo... great line :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
why thank you :action-sm

[BigDickBlack]

im waiting for the black remake of mississippi burning


Yeah they will probably make it instead of the clan killing nigs it will be the black panthers killing crackers! Bunch of savages!

[girthymac]

I think they should make a Good Times movie with all white people
They did, It's called Rosanne!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they should remake schindlers list... and kill jews in it

[BigDickBlack]

they should remake schindlers list... and kill jews in it


Sir that is racist and I dont like it! Instead of all the jews getting killed they should make it blacks! it would fit the trend!

[DrGonzoPA]

they should remake schindlers list... and kill jews in it

I was watching Schindlers List and was thinking to myself how much it sucked. Then I started pretending all the jew women in the movie were actually 10 year old girls and I LOVED it. One of my favorite movies of all time. Cant watch it without getting wood and rubbing one out.

[freak8]

make a white version of roots

[PorchMonkey4Life]

eric sounds like he is enjoying this... i miss the rent boys readings

[Schnit Dick]

I think the guess whats in my pants sweeper has gone missing...havent heard it in forever

[BigDickBlack]

make a white version of roots

Yeah instead of Kunta Kinta it would be Bill Johnson! ERKKKKK BAM!

[Schnauzer]

Um no, although they should make a sequal to private parts, showing the true falure of Hoo Hoo and the fall of sirius sat radio.
that would be hilarious, it would turn into a drama instead of a comedy. just a divorce and a career failure.

[GoneInSixMonths]

those were a couple of funny ass sweepers they just played! i love the "punishment reading" bit from months ago

[Col.Trautman]

They should remake Amistad and not bring the Ni**ers to this country so 200 years later there wouldn't be any crime and poverty

[BigDickBlack]

They should remake Amistad and not bring the Ni**ers to this country so 200 years later there wouldn't be any crime and poverty

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrGonzoPA]

Anthony is afraid they might steal his perriwinkle shirt

[APortablePhone]

Anthony has lived in a Jewish neighborhood for far too long. Now he can no longer sleep because he might lose his money?

[Schnit Dick]

Could you imagine Jimmy standing there with a gun...scary picture

[Sajix]

I'm with Norton. HK USP and an 870 Remington is great home defense

[Mr.Monster Rain]

They Should Remake "kids" With Black Actors.....******, Giving Each Other A.i.d.s., Group Beatings On 2 Guys.....wait That Happens Everyday ...forget It

[Schnauzer]

hahaha, n word n word n word

[PorchMonkey4Life]

master po would be fine with that sword

[Col.Trautman]

Just have a job fair banner on the front of your house and the golfer's will stay away

[BigDickBlack]

hahaha, n word n word n word

Polly want a cracker?
N*gger want a watermelon?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Just have a job fair banner on the front of your house and the golfer's will stay away
or have a banner reading... meet your unwanted children inside

[girthymac]

Just have a job fair banner on the front of your house and the golfer's will stay away
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[APortablePhone]

Shooting a man in the back = self defense.

[Schnit Dick]

Just have a job fair banner on the front of your house and the golfer's will stay away

haha

[Sajix]

The sound of pumping a 12 gauge is an incredible deterrent, even if its not loaded or pointed at someone

[ProfessorAnt]

I can't post a new topic, but I finally found my bookmarks for the 80's commercials!

Atari (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/atari.wmv)
Pitfall (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/pitfall.wmv)
Stretch Armstrong (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/armstrong.wmv)

[Schnit Dick]

or have a banner reading... meet your unwanted children inside

"Yer baby mama is inside"

[Seth]

They Should Remake "kids" With Black Actors.....******, Giving Each Other A.i.d.s., Group Beatings On 2 Guys.....wait That Happens Everyday ...forget It
The guy in "Kids" ran around giving the girls AIDS.... just saying

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I can't post a new topic, but I finally found my bookmarks for the 80's commercials!

Atari (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/atari.wmv)
Pitfall (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/pitfall.wmv)
Stretch Armstrong (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/armstrong.wmv)
pitfall was my favorite game when i was a kid

[BigDickBlack]

I'm with Norton. HK USP and an 870 Remington is great home defense


I keep a modified Russian SKS and Glock 19 ready at all time while at home and a .45 in the truck!

[Boston Funbags]

Please let that drunk bitch be with her.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ah no... not another stripper who wont get nude

[Sajix]

ah no... not another stripper who wont get nude


I heard this slut on Dog Killer yesterday as I was flipping through the ole radio on my way

[ProfessorAnt]

This 80's commercial is potential NSFW

UNDEROOS (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/underoos.wmv)

[Schnit Dick]

What happened to no strippers

[Schnauzer]

if strippers dont get naked they said they would kick them out :)

[DrGonzoPA]

if strippers dont get naked they said they would kick them out :)
they should be required to take their cloths off before they even come in

[freak8]

shes a porn star

not a stripper

[PorchMonkey4Life]

if strippers dont get naked they said they would kick them out :)
i guess because she was a porn star and a gubernatorial candidate makes it ok

[BigDickBlack]

God I love a bitch with that skank voice!

[Boston Funbags]

they should be required to take their cloths off before they even come in That's what they were saying the other day, but I guess they aren't following through.

[freak8]

i could see jenna jameson at a presidents dinner

not marey carey

she an obscure whore

[hiphopcharlie]

i thought this onoxious cunt had a fighting chance to upset gubner swaz****** out there in cali

[Sajix]

older Republicans are far more laid back and party compared to uppity, self-important libs

[PorchMonkey4Life]

national republican congressional committee
there is also the national republican senatorial committee... they are the coordinated campaigns

[ProfessorAnt]

pitfall was my favorite game when i was a kid

Zelda was my favorite, but this Zelda Commercial (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/zelda.wmv) is awful.

[Schnit Dick]

shes a porn star

not a stripper

She said last time that she strips too

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy can arrange the birthday cock

[Col.Trautman]

Zelda was my favorite, but this Zelda Commercial (http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/zelda.wmv) is awful.

you can play old games here

http://www.everyvideogame.com/

[Seth]

Did she say she's 25? Is that again?

[Schnauzer]

porn star or stripper should both take their clothes off, its not like getting rammed annally on video instead of dancing at a club should get you off the hook :icon_lol:

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Wiffel Ball Bat Birthday Party!!!

[DrGonzoPA]

He didnt know who you were because your a nobody, not because he's been out of the country for a year.

[hiphopcharlie]

could this young lady be anymore coked up? shut up whore

[girthymac]

Anyone have a pic of this bitch??

[BigDickBlack]

This bitch is Iced out of her mind!

[lucky]

morning wackers

[Schnauzer]

Anyone have a pic of this bitch??
yes, not aloud to post them. go here http://images.search.yahoo.com/

and type mary carey

[Col.Trautman]

my radio is on mute - who is the girl? - never mind MC

[BigDickBlack]

Wiffel Ball Bat Birthday Party!!!


They ought to give her the old Fatty Arbuckle treatment!

[AJellyDonut]

I don't care who this bitch is. I want to bash her fucking head in at this point. Can someone stuff a cock in her mouth so I don't have to hear her yapping.

[Seth]

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/breaking/061405marycarey.php
News story- completely SFW

[girthymac]

yes, not aloud to post them. go here http://images.search.yahoo.com/

and type mary carey
Thank you, Sir!

[Schnit Dick]

I'm glad to see she has realistic goals for herself...one from each team is really just proof that she is a good egg

[Schnauzer]

not loading

[DrGonzoPA]

Send her to Aruba for her birthday

[GoneInSixMonths]

she tells the most coked out stories...they make me feel like i'm tripping

[freak8]

turn this cokehead cunt off

[deadfruitvirus]

u huh huh huh. huh huh...huh

[lucky]

such a purty girl compared to her voice

[Iwgmr]

I still refuse to believe Shaq has a small one. I know height doesn't mean you have a big one, but he at least has to be average. What's small to Marry Carrey, 8 inches?

[ProfessorAnt]

Cunt

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://www.poster.net/carey-mary/carey-mary-photo-xl-mary-carey-6208316.jpg

[Schnit Dick]

Do you put one in the sink and then use it

[lucky]

I'm glad to see she has realistic goals for herself...one from each team is really just proof that she is a good egg

She's a team player

[BigDickBlack]

I really hate this cunt! If I saw here in a porno I wouldnt watch it! Jimmy better fuck this since he missed the other one!

[Iwgmr]

There's no filter with this cunt. She just tells and tells.

[Schnit Dick]

such a purty girl compared to her voice

She needs to quit smoking

[DrGonzoPA]

Jimmy should fuck her and then her toy vag and see how they compare

[Schnit Dick]

haha she had sex with him since she had nothing else to do...good egg good egg

[BigDickBlack]

They better take some callers and the callers better rag this twat! I want this bitch to choke on twatto and die!!!!!!!!!

[Schnit Dick]

Jimmy should fuck her and then her toy vag and see how they compare

I was thinking the same thing

[freak8]

if this bitch looked like
lady di they would have thrown her out after word number 2

[BigDickBlack]

She needs to quit smoking

Ice!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoneInSixMonths]

oh my god please slow down!!!!!! she makes O and A's ADD look life nothing!

[lucky]

Fuck her Jimmie now on the Lezbo couch. Now!

[Schnit Dick]

oh my god please slow down!!!!!! she makes O and A's ADD look life nothing!

Its called drugs...

[girthymac]

I bet her pussy is huge. If Anyone of those guy's were to fuck her, It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Or like Fucking a warm glass of water!

[BigDickBlack]

Fuck her Jimmie now on the Lezbo couch. Now!


Im sorry! I dont want Jimmy to even fuck her now! Throw her out a 20 story window!

[Schnauzer]

do you really need to be taught how to kill someone with a pencil....

a. make sure its sharp

b. stab someone in the throat

[BigDickBlack]

Sober my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PCLoadLetter]

Make The Noises Stop!!

[Boston Funbags]

She so not sober, definately on coke.

[Schnit Dick]

Im sorry! I dont want Jimmy to even fuck her now! Throw her out a 20 story window!

Can you imagine hearing that voice moaning...not sexy

[hiphopcharlie]

you are all ready coked up you fucking annoying twat, i think she is trying to pull a fast one on the boys

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Fucking Annoying Fran Drescher Laugh!!

[ProfessorAnt]

over...finally the cunt has closed her trap

[GoneInSixMonths]

Oh my god she kept talking all the way out of the studio!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

thank god... a bathroom break

[freak8]

shes on cock now

[BigDickBlack]

That bitch damn near ruined the show!

[GoneInSixMonths]

Mr. Rain- i couldn't put my finger on it but you are right. she is a coked out fran drescher (the nanny)

[Schnauzer]

i have a question. i know nude pictures arent aloud to be posted, but what about a picture of a nude doll? i want to post this pic i have but dont know if i can.

[lucky]

How to shut up a Cum receptacle.

Put cock in and fuck

[AstonBrian]

I have a friend that lives in her apartment complex in LA, she leaves whore mags all around the pool and her fat husband lumbers around like a true zero, he has that big bulbous old man belly.

[Schnit Dick]

I really hope she isnt back tomorrow

[Schnit Dick]

I have a friend that lives in her apartment complex in LA, she leaves whore mags all around the pool and her fat husband lumbers around like a true zero, he has that big bulbous old man belly.

She is married?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i have a question. i know nude pictures arent aloud to be posted, but what about a picture of a nude doll? i want to post this pic i have but dont know if i can.
it should be fine... the problem with nudes is proving that it is over age... should not be a prob with a doll

[lucky]

I really hope she isnt back tomorrow

Why not? I see some great possibilities if she does.

[Schnit Dick]

Why not? I see some great possibilities if she does.

Yeah great things...like headaches

[AstonBrian]

Yeah, she has porn whore girls come over all the time and they do web cam crap in her apartment. The guy looks like the fat man in "Better Off Dead".

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Why not? I see some great possibilities if she does.
what? more of her annoying voice while the boys have to grovel for her to do anything?

[BigDickBlack]

Why not? I see some great possibilities if she does.


There are some great possibilities but they didnt even take one shot at her Today so what makes you think they will tomorrow!

[GoneInSixMonths]

jesus truckers put a halting stop to this show the way they speak. so goddamn boring and dull.

[Schnit Dick]

Is Doug telling this story from work?

[lucky]

There are some great possibilities but they didnt even take one shot at her Today so what makes you think they will tomorrow!

Because the boys are very creative and Jimmie sounded like he really wanted to fuck her and she seemed willing to do something. I trust the boys.

[Schnauzer]

check out these love dolls, realistic....

http://realdoll.com/dolls.asp

[freak8]

i think he's doing it now

he sounds out of breath

[Col.Trautman]

Is this "Hot" or is it just me?

[lucky]

Is this "Hot" or is it just me?

Just you.

[GoneInSixMonths]

6, 500 dollars for a "real doll"........

[Col.Trautman]

Just you.

I was joking

[DoughBoy]

Is this best of?

[BigDickBlack]

Because the boys are very creative and Jimmie sounded like he really wanted to fuck her and she seemed willing to do something. I trust the boys.


Sure!

[girthymac]

a prison in jersey?? Isn't all of Jersey a prison??

[Schnauzer]

6, 500 dollars for a "real doll"........
hahaha

[d0uche_n0zzle]

check out these love dolls, realistic....

http://realdoll.com/dolls.asp


Hoo Hoo, I invented fucking real dolls, Hoo Hoo.

[lucky]

I was joking

Uh huh. I am sure you are

[DoughBoy]

a prison in jersey?? Isn't all of Jersey a prison??

Go fuck yourself. :action-sm

[Schnauzer]

WATCH THIS...

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1156&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&rtn=search-1156&searchstring=fifi

[girthymac]

Go fuck yourself. :action-sm
The way this show is going, sounds like everyone is fucking themselves.

[Schnit Dick]

We heard the shaq clip...he is tiny...thats all we need to know

[BigDickBlack]

6, 500 dollars for a "real doll"........


You could fuck that bitch for a 8 ball and save $6400!

[DoughBoy]

I just got back to my XM. Is this live or replay?

[BigDickBlack]

Go fuck yourself. :action-sm

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girthymac]

I just got back to my XM. Is this live or replay?
live

[Iwgmr]

I agree with Jimmy. Fuck Kobe.

[BigDickBlack]

Grizzlies!

[Col.Trautman]

Kobe is nothing but a spoiled Golfer -

[deadfruitvirus]

Ant's been saying "pundint?" what an ass.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Well Spoken Doughboy, No, It Is Not A Replay

[DoughBoy]

I'm just playing. :)

[Seth]

http://realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp
Jesus! The male doll has an open mouth and there's a picture of it leaning over a tub! I guess they really don't expect girls to buy it!

You'd think a fake man/doll would have a monster cock, but it doesn't look like it does.
NM, found another pic- that's pretty f'in big!

[Schnauzer]

http://realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp
Jesus! The male doll has an open mouth and there's a picture of it leaning over a tub! I guess they really don't expect girls to buy it!

You'd think a fake man/doll would have a monster cock, but it doesn't look like it does.
hahahahaha

[HummerTuesdays]

http://realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp
Jesus! The male doll has an open mouth and there's a picture of it leaning over a tub! I guess they really don't expect girls to buy it!

You'd think a fake man/doll would have a monster cock, but it doesn't look like it does.

There's no "Ben" model? Damn! :haha7:

[lucky]

Go Spurs!!!!!!

[Schnauzer]

life probably isnt going the way you planned when you are dressing up a $6,500 doll and taking pictures of it.

[loser1866]

im pullin for detroit..........

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp
Jesus! The male doll has an open mouth and there's a picture of it leaning over a tub! I guess they really don't expect girls to buy it!

You'd think a fake man/doll would have a monster cock, but it doesn't look like it does.
NM, found another pic- that's pretty f'in big!
i believe you can order these in custom sizes... you can choose breast size on the girls and cock size on the hot men

[Iwgmr]

http://realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp
Jesus! The male doll has an open mouth and there's a picture of it leaning over a tub! I guess they really don't expect girls to buy it!

You'd think a fake man/doll would have a monster cock, but it doesn't look like it does.
NM, found another pic- that's pretty f'in big!

I think the cock is detachable. You can get 6,7, and 8 inch models. Not that I've ever considered getting it. :action-sm

I would buy a female real doll if I had Jim Norton dough.

[cornbred]

make sure that doll is old enough

[Boston Funbags]

All of those dolls look like trannies

[Iwgmr]

All of those dolls look like trannies

Which makes them all the more sexy.

[lucky]

Gotta get. Bye wackers

[Schnit Dick]

All of those dolls look like trannies

So Norton must have a few

[Boston Funbags]

Who is this old bag I wasn't paying attention

[PorchMonkey4Life]

All of those dolls look like trannies
i wonder if you can get a tranny... that would be nice

[GoneInSixMonths]

I just created my own doll at that site- she was pretty hot- almost worth 6 grand...instead i may just take care of business for free

[Schnit Dick]

Who is this old bag I wasn't paying attention

Neither was I but her laugh was deadly

[Seth]

I just created my own doll at that site- she was pretty hot- almost worth 6 grand...instead i may just take care of business for free
That's hysterical! Make your perfect gal and then just jack it to her picture!!

[girthymac]

Alright punchin out. Hey doughboy.....Jersey SUCKS!!!!

[Schnit Dick]

Alright punchin out. Hey doughboy.....Jersey SUCKS!!!!

You are from Oregon and can say Jersey sucks...look at yourself

[Seth]

http://realdoll.com/Image/kaori/kaori016.jpg
Holy shit.... hot doll!

[Douchebag Listener]

What's that song they just came back from break with?

[GoneInSixMonths]

hey now- why the jersey hating? lots of pretty girls with too much makeup, long nails and annoying voices come from there. not to forget the guys in their wife beaters who walk around shouting "i love the Boss!" and secretly wish they were bon jovi.

(i had to create a plan to escape from there that took 15 years to complete)

[girthymac]

You are from Oregon and can say Jersey sucks...look at yourself
Oregon is a cool state.....no sales tax, decriminalized weed, no self serve gas, assisted suicide.

[Schnauzer]

What's that song they just came back from break with?
corrosion of conformoty, clean my wounds

[Boston Funbags]

Haha, I didn't notice Jimmy said "son"

[DoughBoy]

Damn it, i wasn't listening AGAIN. I missed it twice.

[Chester'sLiver]

That was funny...I really didn't hear it the first time myself.

[Col.Trautman]

did Jimmy try to reach for ant's coffee cup after he said that joke

[Douchebag Listener]

corrosion of conformoty, clean my wounds

Thanks, I've heard them play that a few times and it'd been bugging me because they never get past the intro so I have no lyrics to go by.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Super Size Me

[Schnit Dick]

no self serve gas

Good job defending your state against the ONLY OTHER state that has no self serve gas...real slick

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Damn it, i wasn't listening AGAIN. I missed it twice.
me too... i have the attention span of a grape

[Schnauzer]

quality comfort and price thats nice!

[Col.Trautman]

Guy's please trash that Oscar obvious when he calls...

[ProfessorAnt]

anyone in philly see the dude and his neice that sell shitty kia's late night...that's almost as funny as these two hacks...and window wizards are awful too. They tap dance...gay

[girthymac]

Good job defending your state against the ONLY OTHER state that has no self serve gas...real slick
oh yeah...my bad!!! K maybe I will have to change my position on that piece of shit state.......k punchin out for real this time.

[GoneInSixMonths]

i want more boston mayor clips...

[Boston Funbags]

The best of their commercials is when Bernie says "I had a nightmeah Doctah Phyl!"

[Col.Trautman]

kill this dude

[Schnit Dick]

I think that clip needs to be remixed with something else...he said he likes it firm

[BigDickBlack]

Oregon is a cool state.....no sales tax, decriminalized weed, no self serve gas, assisted suicide.

no n*ggers!

[Boston Funbags]

This guy had Deadwood facial hair.

[freak8]

they need the silent game now

[PorchMonkey4Life]

jimmy getting lipo now? he really has gone hollywood

[Boston Funbags]

We call it the "McNig"

[Col.Trautman]

I've been eating food for a month and after I go to the bathroom

[Schnauzer]

uuuuch mcdonalds, in boston someone got a rat in their big mac and bit the head off.

hey i dunno if anyone caught this when i posted before... but i think its funny so just incase ill post one more time ;)
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1156&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&rtn=search-1156&searchstring=fifi

[Chester'sLiver]

The Mcnuggets are alot better now and I always like the filet of fsh. But I use to work at Mickey D's for 6 years while I was in high school and college but since I got out I really do not eat it anymore.

[Boston Funbags]

"Serious issues" shut up, you're not trying to be a humanitarian, you're doing it for shock value.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ok... its time to play "rate the show"
i give today's show a "B"

[Col.Trautman]

no your not providing anything for me because I have a brain

[Boston Funbags]

This interview: "Vrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmmm F

[GoneInSixMonths]

"B" until the last hour

[freak8]

im never watching this show

too depressing

[Chester'sLiver]

you guys jump on something before it even started. You were saying this guy was gonna stink before he even got on.

[Col.Trautman]

what did he cut the head off one of his neighbor's

[invisible76]

My friends live in Columbus and its one of the CHEAPEST places in america to live. Sounds like cheating to me. Probably couldn't have lived on minimum wage anywhere else.

[Schnauzer]

ok... its time to play "rate the show"
i give today's show a "B"
hmm i like every show, i would give it a B too.

[Rogue 52]

I'm getting sick of hearing Spurlock claiming he's some great person for doing all this bull shit shows/movies.

Super Size Me was the biggest joke on Earth. The guy ate an average of $36 worth of food a day. That's like a week worth of food at McDonalds for me.

One big idiot.

[Schnit Dick]

I think the 30 days sounds good...ill have to Tivo it

[Mr.Monster Rain]

later pests, punchin into work now!!

[Boston Funbags]

Later folks.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

alright people... i'm punching out... have a good day everyone... ttyl

[Sajix]

I'm getting sick of hearing Spurlock claiming he's some great person for doing all this bull shit shows/movies.

Super Size Me was the biggest joke on Earth. The guy ate an average of $36 worth of food a day. That's like a week worth of food at McDonalds for me.

One big idiot.


Huge bullshit. Stupid fing liberal trying to show how corrupt and evil America is, yet the fucker became famous because of this country.

[Schnit Dick]

Alright ladies...i'm out...see ya tomorrow

[freak8]

perfect
did'nt have to the big dumb
unfunny football player talk

[GoneInSixMonths]

i live in columbus now- definitely a good point about the cost of living. it is really low here. rent, utilities, etc. there are many 2 bedroom places here for 450 a month or around there. in jersey i found one bedrooms to be near 900 in some places like old bridge.

[Rogue 52]

Yeah --

The whole point of Super Size Me was to try to take some of corporate America down.

[Sajix]

i live in columbus now- definitely a good point about the cost of living. it is really low here. rent, utilities, etc. there are many 2 bedroom places here for 450 a month or around there. in jersey i found one bedrooms to be near 900 in some places like old bridge.


My buddy works for a nonprofit in Columbus and makes 200 a week or something ridicuously low. He still manages to eat and have a place in a cool part of town.

yech, self righteous fucker.

[O&AVirus&more]

OK! Time for O&A replay!!! Good! I dont wake up in time today!

[deadfruitvirus]

At first I didn't realize where "Hahaha. That's funny, I'm funny." came from. Then noticed Stan Smith said it in American Dad.

[Schnauzer]

i havta hear the first 20 min since i woke up late.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

i only caught about 5 minutes of the show so ill be here.. when im not working.

[SteveSteele]

Here, here, and here. Finally, all three of my personalities are listening all at the same time.

[O&AVirus&more]

At first I didn't realize where "Hahaha. That's funny, I'm funny." came from. Then noticed Stan Smith said it in American Dad.
That show sucks.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

holy shit! i just realized im getting nothing but commercials and my subscription has been cut off!!! omg if you see my fu thread from a few days ago this is what it has to do with and those scumbags are gonna fucking..erfjWREfv;jklWBfevjk:BSDv lihdfasldgv.;zisfbrdfv

[O&AVirus&more]

holy shit! i just realized im getting nothing but commercials and my subscription has been cut off!!! omg if you see my fu thread from a few days ago this is what it has to do with and those scumbags are gonna fucking..erfjWREfv;jklWBfevjk:BSDv lihdfasldgv.;zisfbrdfv
That's what you get when you cross the comrads at XM! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

holy shit! i just realized im getting nothing but commercials and my subscription has been cut off!!! omg if you see my fu thread from a few days ago this is what it has to do with and those scumbags are gonna fucking..erfjWREfv;jklWBfevjk:BSDv lihdfasldgv.;zisfbrdfv

I thought you fixed that problem? That really stinks.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

That's what you get when you cross the comrads at XM! :action-sm
i didnt cross them theyre fucking assholes who have no idea what theyre doing. but the girl i just talked to was really nice and sounded american so.. everything should be fine now. calmo, calmo.

[O&AVirus&more]

i didnt cross them theyre fucking assholes who have no idea what theyre doing. but the girl i just talked to was really nice and sounded american so.. everything should be fine now. calmo, calmo.
:piss2 Call Centers in India. :piss

[Chester'sLiver]

the girl i just talked to was really nice and sounded american so..

Phew! :) [Whipes brow] That was a close one!

[O&AVirus&more]

Phew! :) [Whipes brow] That was a close one!
:piss2 :) :piss

I know, that wasn't needed!

[O&AVirus&more]

This Caller Sucks!

[Seth]

Opie did NOT ask for milk- so when it seems Clayton screwed up later, he in fact, did not? Anyone care? I doubt it.

[Chester'sLiver]

Opie did NOT ask for milk- so when it seems Clayton screwed up later, he in fact, did not? Anyone care? I doubt it.
I thought the same thing.

[al885]

i hate listening to these apeloving mongrel race stories. fuckin cunt

[mike4171]

Afternoon pests anyone in for the replay at 3?

[O&AVirus&more]

Afternoon pests anyone in for the replay at 3?
not today! just the 11 am replay for me!

[HummerTuesdays]

Afternoon pests anyone in for the replay at 3?

I am, but also have work to do. Silly job. :)

[Dugout Doug]

Is Doug telling this story from work?

i think he's doing it now

he sounds out of breath


Umm, yeah, and no, yes.

I was completely out of breath. I work in an office, and I usually call when I am on my way out the door, someone stopped me when I was holding, thank god for the break.

I then ran down 2 flights of stairs, and walked, briskly across my office parking lot to a walmart that backs up to my office buildng. It was about 90 degrees out, and I wear a suit to work. Fucking hot, fucking hot, fucking hot. I sounded like I ran a marathon.

I am an ass.

[C D X X]

Afternoon pests anyone in for the replay at 3?

i have to listen to the show on average 3 times a day. i listen at work, and it never fails that during the funniest part of the show someone calls or pops in my office and I miss it. alot of days i'll miss the exact same bit 3 or 4 times

so yeah, i'm in for this replay

[hobojd]

i hate listening to these apeloving mongrel race stories. fuckin cunt

Same here....this N loving skank never brings anthing new to the show. Same old garbage everytime. Wow......I was enjoying the show quite a bit before this twat came in to cool things down. The laughs have come to a screeching halt.

[HumpX]

Same here....this N loving skank never brings anthing new to the show. Same old garbage everytime. Wow......I was enjoying the show quite a bit before this twat came in to cool things down. The laughs have come to a screeching halt.

ditto.

god I'm getting brain damage listening to this dumb cunt

[JoeyDVDZ]

Holy S, I missed Dugouts call before! Funny, if a bit sick, man!

[Dugout Doug]

Holy S, I missed Dugouts call before! Funny, if a bit sick, man!

Thank you sir!

[Tax Kuntz]

I am an ass.

:clap:

Did you really tell ANYONE that you WORKED for XM?

[O&AVirus&more]

:clap:

Did you really tell ANYONE that you WORKED for XM?

He probably did, and now it comes back to bite him in the ass! I mean, I'm sure people understand the concept of participating in the show! Thats what he was doing, and was trying----fuck it! I know I'm wrong! Lawyers are idiots except when they're on your side!



CAR CRASH!

OK, terrific!

Waddle, waddle,waddle!

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[jewishmullet]

Don't feel like digging through 20 pages of threads in case there is a more specific one to this topic, so, new word of the day:

"fifi" - n. something you make in jail that you can 'fuck'

usually produced by putting butter inside a rolled up towel, placing it in-between mattress and bed. then you just fucking go to town on it. For as much as the boys have been talking about it, I thought mentioning this slang term might help.

[Dugout Doug]

:clap:

Did you really tell ANYONE that you WORKED for XM?


I didn't TELL anyone that. Someone told my ex wife THAT. So her lawyer tried to get pay records from XM that do NOT exist so they can count that as income for my child support.

I would NEVER say anything so untrue.

[Dugout Doug]

He probably did, and now it comes back to bite him in the ass! I mean, I'm sure people understand the concept of participating in the show! Thats what he was doing, and was trying----fuck it! I know I'm wrong! Lawyers are idiots except when they're on your side!



CAR CRASH!

OK, terrific!

Waddle, waddle,waddle!

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

Hahaha, Nope, again, I never said that. The story I gave on the air was what happened. Someone that knows the cunt talk her that he heard me on there, and they played a couple things that I made, and she told her lawyer that I have a "part time job". Instant foolery.

[zagman76]

Sinbad beat Dice? Um what the hell is wrong with that? Did Ebert's wife have anything to do with it?

Wrong Thread http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

[Skeet Slambone]

Woody Allen's stand up sounds like Jay Mohr's Walken impression.

[zagman76]

Thursday, 6/16/05's Listening Thread is here:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=28530

[DoughBoy]

Like locking it is going to keep BostonStrangler from bumping it!