FU to the stupid bitch that left me for a dude with no fucking arms!!!

[dog_liverbuster]

OK,
i know I'm probably gonna get the shit kicked out of me on this message board, but if you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.

about 4 years ago i was going with this chick for about 3 months. i can't say i was really in love with the girl, but we were together for a while and i guess you could say we really liked eachother. well as time went on we grew apart. i kept getting this feeling like she was cheating on me. she would get calls on her cell from dudes when we were out and stuff. i come to find out she has been seeing this dude behind my back. some people i know told me they saw her with this dude but weren't sure if they were actually doing anything or not. so i set it up to possibly catch her with him. i was driving by and saw them come home. i was pissed. i waited like 10 minutes to go in, and when i did i found her sucking his dick! i was pissed and was about to knock his crippled ass out, but alas, i could not. i come to find out that THE FUCKER HAS NO ARMS FROM THE ELBOW DOWN! how am i supposed to take pleasure in kicking the shit out of a cripple. the fucker couldn't defend himself, and call me what you want to, I'm just not that guy.

i dedicate my first thread i posted to this whore. either she has some weird Florence Nightengale syndrome, or the dumb slut has some kind of fetish for amputees. i don't know, and i don't care. i hope she gets cancer of the cunt or has lots of kids that she can pass some sick disease to thru that rotten womb of hers. hey, maybe i can get Opie to kick her in the uterus! :icon_evil

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Sounds like she a stump lover, suck to be you.

[jpc165]

Damn, that had to be rough. He must of had a giant hog or was able to give her a good elbowing.

[roche]

That really sucks, but I can't help laughing at you

[JoeyDVDZ]

Perhaps being boned by arm stumps is more gooder?

[dog_liverbuster]

i figured i'd be laughed at. and that's ok. it does suck, but what was i to do? :icon_evil

[dog_liverbuster]

Perhaps being boned by arm stumps is more gooder?

could you still call that fisting if there is no hand? :icon_evil

[dog_liverbuster]

Damn, that had to be rough. He must of had a giant hog or was able to give her a good elbowing.

the worst part is i can't even ask what he has that i didn't. I HAVE FUCKING ARMS. IF I WANT TO I CAN PICK SOMETHING UP, LIGHT MY OWN BONGS,
WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!! how does a dude with no arms wipe his own ass? :icon_evil

[Bach]

Three months? By any chance is your name Noah? Was her name Julia?

Seriously, it's a sucky situation, but like roche said, there's a humor factor that can't be denied. But we're gonna get through this. We're gonna turn this thing around. Just head out and grab yourself a new honey.

[dog_liverbuster]

no i'm not noah, and i don't think i even know a julia. i do need to find a new chick. outlook don't look good at this point, unless i try to find out a way to pick patty! dee dee maybe? :icon_evil

[NightStalker3]

That's fucking rough man. Plenty fish the sea.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Perhaps having no arms, he's gotten REALLY good with his tongue?

[JoeyDVDZ]

could you still call that fisting if there is no hand? :icon_evilI don't know, man. I'm stumped.

Meh, hrmf, heh...

[dog_liverbuster]

I don't know, man. I'm stumped.

Meh, hrmf, heh...

thanks, now i got the whole office looking at me 'cause i was laughing so loud. i don't care what anyone says that was funny! :icon_evil

[dog_liverbuster]

she had this odd thing about eating pussy. she had no problem with blowin' me. but she wouldn't let me "lick the place she pisses out of." maybe she was just fucked up. :icon_evil

[jpc165]

she had this odd thing about eating pussy. she had no problem with blowin' me. but she wouldn't let me "lick the place she pisses out of." maybe she was just fucked up. :icon_evil

how was the smell down there?

[dog_liverbuster]

how was the smell down there?

the two or three times i got to do it (this may sound weird but eating pussy is my fav thing to do to a girl. it's fun to watch them squirm!) there wasn't much of a smell. didn't taste bad either.

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

maybe stumpy makes up for his lack of arms with his extra leg? where in buffalo do you live anyhow?

[dog_liverbuster]

maybe stumpy makes up for his lack of arms with his extra leg? where in buffalo do you live anyhow?

a small suburb of buffalo, other wise known as the armpit of hamburg. i'm from blasdell.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Expand your social circle wider then your relatives... :action-sm

[dog_liverbuster]

Expand your social circle wider then your relatives... :action-sm

i used to have tons of friends all over buffalo. i hooked up with this floppy tittied gutter slut, and kind of lost contact with most of the people i talked to regularly. i still hung out with all of my close friends, but it's really hard to expand my social circle for two reasons:

1:buffalo, not unlike most other cities, has a lot of asshats living there.
2:i have a general dislike for all human beings. :icon_evil

[KneeKnee]

That's fucking rough man. Plenty fish the sea.


Thats right!

And much like your X's new man, they have no arms to fight back with.

Sorry man, it does suck and I am going to be serious here for a minute...

Maybe she is one of those people who NEEDS to be needed. Maybe this is her way of being with someone who is completly unable to take care of himself and that mothering instinct that so many woman have and obsess over just kicked into overdrive. She now has the ability to feel some self worth and that need is sated.

Then again, if all else fails, challange the dude to a game of hoops. Winner gets to fuck her.

[dog_liverbuster]

do any of you feel like maybe i should have punched the crippled fuck out? i know it would be funny to see some dude (and i'm a pretty big guy, i weigh 260 and i'm about 6'2") crack an armless guy in the face as hard as he can, but could any of you actually do it?

[Jolie]

You dated her for 3 months, 4 years ago, and you are still this hung up over it?

[Sinn Fein]

Shame, Shame, Shame....shame On You!

[Glenn Dandy]

Ahhh the heck with it, Bury the hatchet! Mayby a gift? Gloves perhaps. A ring?

[KneeKnee]

You dated her for 3 months, 4 years ago, and you are still this hung up over it?


Yeah! Wait, what?

I totally missed that part. (thatll teach me to skim read peoples posts.)

Dude, you make me look like a dating genius!

Talk about crying over spilled milk!

[O&AVirus&more]

uh, ok! i only read the topic name. but enough said there!

and this is my response---OH! i read the first sentence!

here is my reply:

:piss2 dog_liverbuster :piss

sorry, but that's life!

[Jims Rottweiler]

the worst part is i can't even ask what he has that i didn't. I HAVE FUCKING ARMS. IF I WANT TO I CAN PICK SOMETHING UP, LIGHT MY OWN BONGS,
WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!! how does a dude with no arms wipe his own ass? :icon_evil
A friend of mine has no arms, either, and is unable to wipe his own ass. Luckily, he found a new girlfriend, and she does it for him.

Just sayin'

[Glenn Dandy]

Yeah! Wait, what?

I totally missed that part. (thatll teach me to skim read peoples posts.)

Dude, you make me look like a dating genius!

Talk about crying over spilled milk!

Who spilled the milk? Armless guy?. Figures, Asshole! Get some fake arms you milk spilling chic stealing maggot!

Why am i craving Capn Crunch all the sudden and have a huge erection?
O shit! could i have an armless guy milk fetish?