FU! retard at Chik-fil-a!

[THE FEZ MAN]

Fuck you retard at Chik-fil-a. I sweated my ass off all day long, all I wanted to do was get my fucking food and a coke. didn’t they teach you how to stand in a line? DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!!! The fucking line will move when it moves. He had to stand 6” away from me and move every time I did, ugggggg little retard midget I hope you choke on your chicken nuggets and make the world a little nicer for the us normal people….. 18” fucking inches! stay out of my fucking space you discusting filthy creature. UGGGGHHHH

[p.niggity]

I'm with you brother! I get homicidal urges when I'm at amusement parks with my 'lil kids. Some motherfucker thinks it's ok to stand close enough for me to smell his awful shit-breath while in line for the log flume. There ought to be a law that says if someone comes within 10" of me I can punch him or her in the throat.

[HummerTuesdays]

The Fez Man, I feel your pain.

I was at Great Adventure with a couple friends & my brother a few years ago. I get so weirded out when strangers invade my space that I made my brother the buffer. The line would move, I'd move, and then make sure he was a comfortable distance away from me and stayed there. It was a typical hot, humid, summer day, and the last thing I wanted was some sweaty fuck face rubbing against me. EEEWWWWWW.

I've also been known to give little old ladies nasty looks in the supermarket. If there's someone in front of me and I can't put my groceries on the conveyor belt, what makes them think that by bumping & pushing me the line will move faster? And no, I WON'T let them get in front of me. It isn't the express lane. Besides, they should be shopping between the hours of 9am and 5pm, M-F. They're retired. Why do they have to shop when the rest of us aren't working????

[Smoke]

It isn't the express lane. Besides, they should be shopping between the hours of 9am and 5pm, M-F. They're retired. Why do they have to shop when the rest of us aren't working????
Those old bags are at teh doctor's office all day, being told "no more smoking" and they leave and immediately light up and Benson and Hedges.

FU to the Express Lane hag who sees I have about 12 items (the limit) and pesters me for it. FU, I pay your damn socialist security, piss off.

[Bach]

socialist security
Intentional typo? Very funny.
Mistake? Still funny.

:action-sm

[Lil'JimmysMule]

I'm with you on this one Fez Man. I got on an elevator in the city the other day that had about 5 other people on it. At the last second this fat bitch comes on with her lunch and stands right in my face.......and wouldnt turn around. I had her fucking fat face an inch from mine for 2 floors. I didnt care how it looked to anyone I pulled my sunglasses down and shut my eyes. Dont people think!!!!

[flyerfan116]

ugggggg little retard midget I hope you choke on your chicken nuggets and make the world a little nicer for the us normal people



uhh huh huh huh...he said choke on your chicken

[THE FEZ MAN]

I'm with you brother! I get homicidal urges when I'm at amusement parks with my 'lil kids. Some motherfucker thinks it's ok to stand close enough for me to smell his awful shit-breath while in line for the log flume. There ought to be a law that says if someone comes within 10" of me I can punch him or her in the throat.

I refuse to go to amusement parks for just that reason. My mom wants to take my kid to Hershey park and I said go ahead I’m not going, I really hate people. I would rather spend a week in the woods with my dog and my gun, than 15mins I a crowded room full of filthy strangers. And I’m not a germ a phobic I just hate humans

[kid afrika]

If it weren't so easy to win a lawsuit these days a lot more people would be getting punched in the face.

Close talkers, line crowders, the whole lot of them.

Actually, punching someone may be a be harsh. A bitch-slap would certainly serve the same purpose.