O&A LISTENING THREAD FOR 6-17-05.

[O&AVirus&more]

Good morning!

I don't care how early it is!

Remember what I did Monday?

[Sack of Chisels]

You don't care, but the mods do.

But good morning.

[O&AVirus&more]

You don't care, but the mods do.

But good morning.
Hoo, hoo, I invented not caring!

I mean look underneath my user name, above my avatar!

I AM PROUD OF THAT!

[Neo_Is_God]

you might not care but the mods will shut down the listening threads if no one will follow the rules

[O&AVirus&more]

you might not care but the mods will shut down the listening threads if no one will follow the rules
hey, i say, start the listening thread at midnight!

[Neo_Is_God]

hey, i say, start the listening thread at midnight!
knowing the mods you might be in for a vacation real soon...

[BIV]

hey, i say, start the listening thread at midnight!
Dude, really, you need to knock this shit off. The only reason they let us have this thread is we keep it in check. If you continue to do this you are going to ruin it for everyone. If you really need to talk this early go find yourself a chat room. But stop screwing with the listening thread, it's not your personal place to spam.

[O&AVirus&more]

I'm sorry, and I get kicked out of every chat room I go into!

[Sack of Chisels]

I'm sorry, and I get kicked out of every chat room I go into!
I wonder why. :icon_roll

[BIV]

I'm sorry, and I get kicked out of every chat room I go into!
Here is a suggestion, read more, post less. Pick your spots. There is no need to comment on everything........and following the rules might help as well.

[O&AVirus&more]

There is no rule that says when you start the listening thread! Give it a break already!

[Schnit Dick]

There is no rule that says when you start the listening thread! Give it a break already!

No but there is a post spamming rule...and commenting on everything for no reason is post spamming

[O&AVirus&more]

No but there is a post spamming rule...and commenting on everything for no reason is post spamming
How do you spell North? HA! I'm sorry, I just had to get you on that!

I'll stop!

JEEZ!

I just wanted to start the listening thread today!

I won't do it Monday, I'll probably sleep till noon!

[Schnit Dick]

How do you spell North? HA! I'm sorry, I just had to get you on that!

I'll stop!

JEEZ!

I just wanted to start the listening thread today!

I won't do it Monday, I'll probably sleep till noon!

Uh why...I spell North N-O-R-T-H

[BIV]

Okay, It's after 3:00 a.m. I hearby start the Listening thread. Good morning kids, how are we? It's a good day. How about that child molester, huh?

Metro News Source:
>>Child Molester May Have Had Hundreds Of Victims

(San Jose, WA) -- A man arrested in Snohomish County last month and extradited to San Jose, California, for investigation of child molestation may have had hundreds, if not thousands, of young victims. Police say 63-year-old Dean Schwartzmiller is charged with seven felonies involving the alleged abuse of a pair of San Jose boys. Authorities say Schwartzmiller befriended the kids, inviting them into his home to play video games and watch movies. Investigators who searched the home say they found several binders containing hundreds of images of child pornography, along with seven disturbing diaries with more than 36-thousand names of children and codes thought to indicate certain kinds of sex acts performed with each of the victims. The man is also suspected in child molestation cases in Oregon, Arkansas, Idaho, and New York and may have victims in Mexico and South America. Schwartzmiller's house mate, who is another convicted child molester, was also taken into custody.

[O&AVirus&more]

Uh why...I spell North N-O-R-T-H
dont you send that stuff to o&A spelling north norf or something?

[Schnit Dick]

dont you send that stuff to o&A spelling north norf or something?

*Insert Mr Garison voice* Bzzzz wrong try again dumbass

Nope it isnt me...not sure who that person is stealing my name, but if you happen to notice I am from Hartford, not the south...check yesterdays thread there was a whole conversation on it

[O&AVirus&more]

*Insert Mr Garison voice* Bzzzz wrong try again dumbass

Nope it isnt me...not sure who that person is stealing my name, but if you happen to notice I am from Hartford, not the south...check yesterdays thread there was a whole conversation on it
I'll take your word for it.
'but just to be sure, what page?

[BIV]

I just did some math. That guy may have molested more than 36-thousand kids in 30 years. That is more than 3 kids a day. Talk about a go getter.

[Schnit Dick]

I'll take your word for it.
'but just to be sure, what page?

I dunno...try searching

[KyleinPhilly]

Hoo hoo hoo I'm up too. Prolly crash before the show start n have to read this at 11am like a dumb sober ass remembering how shitty I was at 6 ish. Long live the Listening Post.

[O&AVirus&more]

I dunno...try searching
I saw it.

I believe you.

[O&AVirus&more]

Hoo hoo hoo I'm up too. Prolly crash before the show start n have to read this at 11am like a dumb sober ass remembering how shitty I was at 6 ish. Long live the Listening Post.
LONG LIVE THE LONG BEFORE SHOW LISTENING POST! :clap:

[generoso]

Morning people I got my coffee and ready for the weekend...As I am not a Mod I can only say please respect the 6am listening thread start Mr. Boston may have more to say about it later. But the few who have been here since the Oct 4th like this thread and respect the start time.....Now back to the funny

[reefdweller]

Mornin' baggers!

[BIV]

Gen, you have to get rid of that sig pic man, I'm gonna chuck.

Mornin', BTW.

[Whatzinmypants]

Good Morning ! It's Friiiiiiiiiday!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!! took long enough to get here this week :icon_mrgr

[Whatzinmypants]

I like Gen's sig pic...makes me chuckle

[generoso]

Gen, you have to get rid of that sig pic man, I'm gonna chuck.

Mornin', BTW.
Sorry sweetie ..Saw it consuption juction yesterday made me chuckle plus i figure if Curse can have keiths hairy ass. whats wrong with some nice goooey goodness...

[BIV]

Here is a little fun:

Metro News Source:

>>Woman Charged With Drowning And Beheading Child

(Seattle, WA) -- A woman arrested in Sacramento, California, has confessed that she drowned and beheaded her six-year-old daughter in a White Center neighborhood last New Year's Eve. Thirty-year-old Samarra Laverne Spann was charged with first-degree-murder after giving a video taped confession and is being held on one-million-dollars bond. King County Sheriff's Spokesman John Urquhart says friends of Spann's who were in a cult told her that her daughter was possessed by demons and the only way to exorcise of them was to decapitate the child. Spann reportedly told investigators she disposed of her daughter's body in a plastic bin weighed down with chains and locks that she threw into a local river. Investigators are still searching for the body.

[Kate]

Good Morning! Today is my last live listening day with capabilities of going on wackbag for 60 days :icon_sad:

O&AVirus&more: settle down. Even I've read posts telling you to not start the thread over an hour before the show. The mods bust ass to keep this board in check, don't make it any harder!

[Schnit Dick]

Here is a little fun:

Metro News Source:

Anybody else get a rod?

[BIV]

Anybody else get a rod?
Well, Duh, why do you think I posted it?

The story I posted at 3:03 was better though.

[Schnit Dick]

Alright ladies...im out for a bit...gotta drop my car off at the dealership...see you when I get to work

[generoso]

Good Morning! Today is my last live listening day with capabilities of going on wackbag for 60 days :icon_sad:

O&AVirus&more: settle down. Even I've read posts telling you to not start the thread over an hour before the show. The mods bust ass to keep this board in check, don't make it any harder!
We will keep a spot nice and warm for your return Kate..And Biv luved both stories you posted here....

[Neo_Is_God]

i wonder if the womans friends got that from buffy & angel:haha7:

2,000 post YaY

[Kate]

Thanks, Gen, and I have to agree w/ Biv: that sig gives me the heebiejeebies. Kids are gross. Off to work!

Good Morning to BS when he gets here :)

[BIV]

Bye Kate, We'll miss youuuuuuuuu.

[Sack of Chisels]

Strap in, here's another hot story.

A local man could spend the rest of his life behind bars after police say he admitted to ****** his 7-week-old daughter.

Joseph Sorah, 34, was sitting in a Clermont County jail cell Wednesday night on a half million dollar bond. He faces one count of **** and one count of endangering children.

Friends of the family called for a life squad last Thursday, because the infant was vomiting uncontrollably. She was rushed to Children's Hospital, where doctors detected several abnormalities from patterns of abuse.


http://www.wkrc.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=9F022CA7-F175-4FF6-A1E3-D43679DE2ED1

[BIV]

Oh yeah?!? You wanna go itr??!??

I'll see that and raise you a:

Metro News Source:

>>Man Accused Of ****** Three-Year-Old

(Port Orchard, WA) -- A 63-year-old Kitsap County man is being held on $500-thousand bail for allegedly ****** his three-year-old granddaughter and giving her herpes. According to the "Kitsap Sun," Donald Joseph Griffin is also accused of possessing child pornography. Griffin appeared in court on Thursday where Deputy Prosecutor Dee Boughton asked the judge for $1-million dollars bail because of the severity of the allegations. Griffin's attorney said the amount was excessive because Griffin had no prior criminal history and had strong ties to the community. Police say Griffin admitted to the crime, saying that girl initiated the sexual contact and that he was curious and it "just went to far." Formal charges are expected to be filed today.

[Neo_Is_God]

both of those stories are soo hot

[whoisisthis]

mornin fellas...and Kate

[Sack of Chisels]

That's a good one, and added bonus of the herp is always hot. But 7 weeks old beats out a 3 year old anyday!

[BIV]

That's a good one, and added bonus of the herp is always hot. But 7 weeks old beats out a 3 year old anyday!
I love that he went for the "She was asking for it" defense.

[Neo_Is_God]

you kno it blows that jimmy is not here today
i would of love to hear his comments on these stories
please dont tell me vos is here
i prefer bob kelly to vos anyday of the week

[generoso]

That's a good one, and added bonus of the herp is always hot. But 7 weeks old beats out a 3 year old anyday!
Gotta go with you as well LTR the Herp was one cool..But a 7 week yr old...wow just now giving a 6 weekold the HIV would the Holy Grail....

[Neo_Is_God]

Cue This Trainwreck!!

[BIV]

Lets do it!!!!

[generoso]

And now for the last time week cue the music....Lets all have a nice funny show today I need it .....Nice milk promo as well....wow this thread got happy

[Sack of Chisels]

cue da muzack

[Mr.Monster Rain]

good morning and welcome to Norton and friends!

[BIV]

I still bet that youngin' didn't "initiate the sexual contact."

[BIV]

And now for the last time week cue the music....Lets all have a nice funny show today I need it .....Nice milk promo as well....wow this thread got happy
Nothing like a little child **** to put a smile on your face.

[generoso]

good morning and welcome to Norton and friends!
Ummmm thats monday's show .....maybe Vos and close associate today..And goodmorning Mr. Boston how ya doing today......

[BIV]

Ummmm thats monday's show .....maybe Vos and close associate today..And goodmorning Mr. Boston how ya doing today......
Jesus, please no more Vos. The more he is on the more it shows how much he really blows. Bonnie is ten times funnier than he is.

[Schnauzer]

morning

[Neo_Is_God]

chester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[generoso]

God that Chester clip always makes laugh.....I tend to agree Bonnie is one of the few funny women comedians

[Neo_Is_God]

dont forget the 530 whistle from z100

[BIV]

From Another Thread:

Anyone? One of our PC's crapped out. If anybody has anything, full show or clips please email Steve@foundrymusic.com ASAP!!!

Thanks!


They need hit me baby clips.

[BIV]

Heh heh....he said docking.

[generoso]

Good morning sir! I am doing well, we had a failed AOTM last night got upstaged by a hostage situation last night... But i would like to thank my eye in the sky for helping out though... :)

And I am a happy camper this morning, I am streaming the show through my Treo!
Dam those real news stories maybe next time .....Hopfully the Hamptons is kicking in I have few on the horizion...And can i get a Mod ruling, If guy has been warned twice about breaking a non-written rule for example not starting a thread till a agreed upon time...and still does it would a quick but funny bash be in order ....I know to wrongs don't make a right but hey..

[Sack of Chisels]

I'm assuming the guy on the right in the get-up is Bob..

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC02791.JPG

[asshole]

anyone else imagining generoso's sig pic is covered in seminal fluids and jacking off to it?

[BIV]

Wasn't there a movie about this?

[Neo_Is_God]

anyone else imagining generoso's sig pic is covered in seminal fluids and jacking off to it?

uhhhhhhhh...no

[whoisisthis]

anyone else imagining generoso's sig pic is covered in seminal fluids and jacking off to it?

no you didn't :icon_eek:

[generoso]

The kid tussling pic is great....made me laugh

[asshole]

I wish that was my hot batch all over her sweet lil face.. mmmmm

[Neo_Is_God]

anthony hughes is back

[Sack of Chisels]

Has anyone sent the snot-girl pic to ant?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning all

[generoso]

Has anyone sent the snot-girl pic to ant?
I did yesterday......Anyway work time Cya on the pm side ....

[Tax Kuntz]

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/589/33dsc028122ui.jpg

[Neo_Is_God]

goddamn foundry is getting slammed

[netPOSER]

That's bullshit about someone having XM for a year and not knowing O&A was on XM, especially being a "hardcore" fan. That guy was full of shit.

[BIV]

Hey guys. BJ Shea is now streaming live on the net. Check it out 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. West Coast time. Give it a few days before you decide if you like it....much like O&A. I made a thread on this in the other hosts section.

http://www.1007thebuzz.com

[Hillary Duff]

morning all

[Neo_Is_God]

if you are a hardcore fan like me you would of surfed foundry every 2 weeks to see if the bbboys were coming back i did that since the begining of 2004 until i found out they were coming back.then i bought xm on sept 3 2004
thats what you do when you r a hardcore fan

[BIV]

morning all
God damn fucking yum.

[Sack of Chisels]

Pay attention to Op, and stop browsing wackbag during the show, Ant. :action-sm

[Neo_Is_God]

I second that thought my fellow pest!

i third that thought to my fellow nudge talking to my other fellow nudge

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I 4th it....but it is probably is some old dude behind a hot sig. pic

[Sack of Chisels]

I don't 5th, because that pic looks fake.

[BIV]

I 4th it....but it is probably is some old dude behind a hot sig. pic
Who cares, I love the pic. If there are any more I demand to see them!!!

[asshole]

I 4th it....but it is probably is some old dude behind a hot sig. pic

Whats wrong with that? Old guys come second after 6 year old boys for me.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

if you are a hardcore fan like me you would of surfed foundry every 2 weeks to see if the bbboys were coming back i did that since the begining of 2004 until i found out they were coming back.then i bought xm on sept 3 2004
thats what you do when you r a hardcore fan
Agreed, I was constantly checking out the O & A page to see if there was any new activity, and checking Foundry. I knew months before they actually came back on the air that they were coming back. Not to mention going to see Jim at Tower, to get updates. Hardcore fan...I think not.

[jpc165]

Good friday fellow pests

[BIV]

Well pests....gotta go. Duff is a babe...kid touching is always funny....Jack sucks.

OUT!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Duff, are you actually a chick or just some dude with a hot sig?

[FANDICK]

Agreed, I was constantly checking out the O & A page to see if there was any new activity, and checking Foundry. I knew months before they actually came back on the air that they were coming back. Not to mention going to see Jim at Tower, to get updates. Hardcore fan...I think not.

Yeah, I was thinking that as well.

[Neo_Is_God]

sam who??
i do not know of this sam you are talking about

[Neo_Is_God]

ashley is the goer

[Hillary Duff]

Duff, are you actually a chick or just some dude with a hot sig?

I like you, your silly :icon_wink

[Premarital Sex]

Good morning, gentlemen.

[mikepop]

mornin

[asshole]

I like you, your silly :icon_wink

Nice acting man, hes gonna wack off now thinking youre a female.

[Schnauzer]

ashley is the goer
haha

[Neo_Is_God]

hahahaha hes seen it
ant turn off the sig pics in your options

[jpc165]

Think before you choose your sig!

[Chuckyarla]

mornin pests

[Sack of Chisels]

cue the 30 people changing their sig pics to something snot related just to get attention.

[FANDICK]

Yep.

I thought if EVERYONE used Generoso's, Ant would get a laugh out of it.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Nice acting man, hes gonna wack off now thinking youre a female.
No sir, thinking it's a chick totally kills my rod...

faggot

[DoughBoy]

You know what pisses me off? I've been using that fucking Xamp and it is like 5 minutes behind real time. I've been sending in instant feedbacks that are soooo fucking off from real time. Fuck that thing!

[Hillary Duff]

Nice acting man, hes gonna wack off now thinking youre a female.

Who's acting I'm just so damn sexy http://pagesperso.aol.fr/dior2688/images/hil028.jpg

[Neo_Is_God]

i got sig pics turned off so it doesnt bother me

[Sack of Chisels]

THiS IS NOT WHAT I AM USED TO!!

[Hammersmith]

is the online streaming from the XM site real time? First time using it.

[IWanGoHome]

hahahaha hes seen it
ant turn off the sig pics in your options

That grossed me out as much as it did Ant! (well, maybe not as much as Ant, but close). I didn't know you could opt out of sig pics.

Thanks, Neo!

I hope I don't miss anything good, though, cause some of them just make me laugh. Hmmm...I'll have to turn them back on soon to make sure.

[FANDICK]

You know what pisses me off? I've been using that fucking Xamp and it is like 5 minutes behind real time. I've been sending in instant feedbacks that are soooo fucking off from real time. Fuck that thing!

That sucks.

I have it, and it only seemed about 30-45 seconds behind the Roady.

I just heard "Welcome to Canada"

[mikepop]

OOO Thats my brother
hi chris

[Schnauzer]

the passed couple days that they talked about the mission space ride, i just saw this video and figured it fit the topic of rides gone wrong, so check this out...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/swings.html

[Sack of Chisels]

You know what pisses me off? I've been using that fucking Xamp and it is like 5 minutes behind real time. I've been sending in instant feedbacks that are soooo fucking off from real time. Fuck that thing!
I just compared xamp to my roady and there's only like a 6-8 second difference at the most.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

is the online streaming from the XM site real time? First time using it.
No, it's about a 30 second delay or so...My IF are usually a tad off too...so it's a little hard to get anything that makes it on air.

[Chuckyarla]

For Canada: French Opie & Anthony?

Now Opie can misspeak in another language

[Neo_Is_God]

no vos thank you
dawn of the dead rocked

[FANDICK]

I just compared xamp to my roady and there's only like a 6-8 second difference at the most.

Wow, me too.

When I used to just listen to the standard XM online player, it was like 30 seconds behind, but this thing is only about ten seconds behind.

[Sack of Chisels]

28 days later zombies were a lot scarier than dawn of the dead's.

[agentcg]

Running zombies suck ass.

I like the remake, but the nothing beats the original Dawn of the Dead.

[APortablePhone]

Running zombies are great? For shame Anthony, for shame.

Land Of The Dead is not the sequel to the Dawn Of The Dead remake. Professor Anthony is out of his mind today.

[Neo_Is_God]

im a gamer and i play all hours of the day.so that caller was a dick

[Schnit Dick]

Hello ladies...I'm back...stupid auto dealers suck...why is that all the work I always need done is not covered under warranty

[jpc165]

Ummm that was yesterday... Dumbasses.

[Neo_Is_God]

ummmmmm this was yesterday whos asleep in the control room

[APortablePhone]

My first name mention on the show, wonderful.

[Neo_Is_God]

can you mention my name prof ant?

[Hillary Duff]

Awwwww I gotta go cuties, time for yoga. The show just isn't the same without my lil Jimmy to listen to. :action-sm

[Schnit Dick]

They mention my name...but too bad its not me

[Schnauzer]

They mention my name...but too bad its not me
haha, good thing it wasnt you, that horrible jingle

[APortablePhone]

This is how all divorce trials should end.

[houdini]

Damnit i don't have a mifi. Could someone please put the segment about the pest in an electronic version for me? purty please? I didn't catch the whole thing about the photoshop stuff :(

daniel

btw portable phone, i've heard them mention you before sir. ;)

[Schnit Dick]

haha this story is only like 10 minutes from me...it was a custody battle was why he did it

[Hammersmith]

For Canada: French Opie & Anthony?

Now Opie can misspeak in another language

put in french is mets or bets in Le Opie

[Schnit Dick]

haha, good thing it wasnt you, that horrible jingle

Good point sir good point

[Neo_Is_God]

hillary i prefer lindsay lohan to you
well regular lindsay not coked lindsay

[APortablePhone]

btw portable phone, i've heard them mention you before sir. ;)

I know they've read things I've sent in before, but I don't know if I ever got the name drop before. Now I really feel like an ass if I actually missed it. Of course, now I feel even more like an ass thinking you might just be mentioning the times they make fun of "That 80's Show," and I'm missing your sarcasm.

[Neo_Is_God]

reeces cereal is the shit

[Sack of Chisels]

I'm eating reeses cerial right now actually.

[Schnauzer]

i find that this cereal goes down smooth, and goes out even smoother. if your asking my expert opinion, i would say this is the best choice for any morning to noon cereal eater. but after 12 id recomed something else such as cheerios.
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Celebrities/tyson_breakfast.jpg


heh mmph

[jpc165]

I had cinnamon toast crunch this morning. I love the kid cereals.

[Schnit Dick]

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

[agentcg]

I think my favorite bits is when O&A talk about the past.

[Neo_Is_God]

jack from tennessee is my best friend

[Schnit Dick]

I dont like Jack that much...I like my good buddy morgan better

[Seth]

So breakfast consists of cereal and booze? I need coffee...

[Chuckyarla]

anyone have anthony's x-wife sound bit

[Schnauzer]

I think my favorite bits is when O&A talk about the past.
stop living in the past maaaaaaaan, the time is now maaaaaaaan

:icon_wink

[Schnit Dick]

So breakfast consists of cereal and booze? I need coffee...

Beereal...just poor beer right over your coco puffs

[Schnauzer]

Beereal...just poor beer right over your coco puffs
good idea

[Sajix]

Beereal...just poor beer right over your coco puffs


works best with a cheap light beer. Natty and Kix

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

The absolute worst part of all this crap is that the husband has to pay for the cunt wife's lawyer. What the FUCK!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Does anyone remember when Opie used to play the "group sex" clip/song when Ant would talk about his divorce?

[Neo_Is_God]

im staying single for my whole life

[Sajix]

Does anyone remember when Opie used to play the "group sex" clip/song when Ant would talk about his divorce?



That Anthony, a hero to every man

[bubbawadd]

I love Ant's divorce stories, but I just turned the show on and thought it was a Worst Of. This is why I like when Norton is out for a few days, Op and Ant get the old WNEW chemistry back and the show just rolls!!!!

Love Jimmy Though....come back soon!!!

[Neo_Is_God]

ant would of said "hold my hand man"
"i need to squeeze something"

[Schnit Dick]

My favorite old clip is still the mother in law rant

[Neo_Is_God]

im going to my bed cause my back is killing me
peace peeps

[wetandstickyjim]

My favorite old clip is still the mother in law rant
I wan go home

[dg124]

that would be me but its cheaper to keep HIM......

[SonnyForelli]

http://www.fordf150.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=162553#162553

I dont know if this link is going to work but its a poll , XM vs Sirius. I think that you have to be regestered to vote but I think you can reply

[Save My Up's Dick]

Ant was crying like Dinero in Raging Bull....."What I do, what did I do!!!!!!"

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I just sent in a Scott Peterson feedback...wonder if it will get on.

[Sack of Chisels]

hahaa "IS THIS ELO?"

[Schnauzer]

eh i feel like a heel

[Col.Trautman]

Morning fellas

[tstlkevanilla]

morning all

[Cosmo]

Morning all.

Anyone know what Psycho Mark's last name is?

[Schnit Dick]

This story sounds hot

[Save My Up's Dick]

crinkle, crinkle.........you're a kid toucher

[chesters_liver]

He sounds like a real go-getter!!!

[TriangleMan]

Today's topic: Child molesters who aren't Michael Jackson

[Chuckyarla]

Highlights - a great magazine that Anthony still reads

[chesters_liver]

Today's topic: Child molesters who aren't Michael Jackson
Allegedly !!!!!!!!!!!

[Seth]

Anyone know what Psycho Mark's last name is?
Why? Gonna stalk him?

[Schnit Dick]

I didnt know Jimmy had been to vietnam before

[Col.Trautman]

This is off subject but my friend sent me this and I like it


This would be a great speech.





WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Tangle with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.

[Carl Spackler]

I hope they play one of Ben Bailey's comedy bit when he comes in. I heard his bit about filling out job applications on XM150... laughed my ass off.

[Save My Up's Dick]

What an ass!!!

[invisible76]

colorado RIVER goes through arizona and the grand canyon

[Save My Up's Dick]

This is off subject but my friend sent me this and I like it


This would be a great speech.





WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Tangle with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.

Too many words

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh dear lord i overslept

[Chuckyarla]

I can't believe this guy is claiming Grand Canyon in Colorado and Opie says part in California

[Save My Up's Dick]

oh dear lord i overslept
Mornin sleepy head

[Schnit Dick]

oh dear lord i overslept

morning sweetie

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Lounge Against the Machine......good stuff

[PorchMonkey4Life]

anthony wedding story... always funny

[Cosmo]

Why? Gonna stalk him?


Nah. he's not important, hot or young enough to stalk.

I'm reading that PM article online on debunking 9/11 myths and there is a Mark Birnbach mentioned in the article that at the time was a freelance videographer for Fox and aparently he is part of one of the myths. Sounds like Psycho Mark but I'm not sure of his last name.

[Cosmo]

Too many words

Words suck.

[Sack of Chisels]

To give a little bit of credit to that last moron caller, Colorado is a "dependent state" of the grand canyon, along with Arizona, California, Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, and Utah.

[SonnyForelli]

This is off subject but my friend sent me this and I like it


This would be a great speech.





WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Tangle with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.


I read it, pretty good, but you might get shit on for its length of context from the forth grade reading levels

[Seth]

Mark Birnbach mentioned in the article that at the time was a freelance videographer for Fox and aparently he is part of one of the myths. Sounds like Psycho Mark but I'm not sure of his last name.
No, that's not it. Its on the tip of my tongue, but I can't get it. I know Birnbach ain't it though. He's not a videographer anyway- more like a producer/person who puts the mics on guests guy.

Its an Irish name... damnit, can't remember...

[Col.Trautman]

sorry for the long post - It was my first mistake

[Cosmo]

sorry for the long post - It was my first mistake


YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FOR LIFE!!!!!!

[Schnit Dick]

What ever happened to April being the kick off of WOW and them pushing girls coming in to get there picture taken...they havent mentioned it since March

[PorchMonkey4Life]

has anyone noticed that the breaks have gotten longer... not complaining... just saying

[Cosmo]

Love this Dick Cheese.

[Col.Trautman]

I saw Batman - it was cool

[PorchMonkey4Life]

who does this song normally?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I saw Batman - it was cool
that is what i heard... going saturday night

[Schnit Dick]

has anyone noticed that the breaks have gotten longer... not complaining... just saying

Yeah they have...i love how they never mentioned aferwards when they took a 30 minute break to play the CBS break...you would think they would tool on themselves for it

[Save My Up's Dick]

I saw Batman - it was cool
Too many words

:action-sm

[Schnit Dick]

I saw Batman - it was cool

Saw it wednesday...what an awesome movie

[Sajix]

that is what i heard... going saturday night


I'm trying to go tonight. It'd be terrific if holmes was fed to an ATM by Bale

[Cosmo]

who does this song normally?


Isnt it the guy that does "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers cant deny"?

[NorfCal]

good morning shitdicks- Richard Cheese likes the satellite radio.

[Save My Up's Dick]

2 live crewwho does this song normally?

[Cosmo]

They should have Cheese go downstairs to the Piano store and play a tune or two like they did with Valby.

[BigDickBlack]

Whats up Homies? Me so Horny! Im gonna miss our lil meat tits today!

[Cosmo]

2 live crew


oh they all look and sound the same. Better of just crosssing the street.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

ben bailey is a funny fuck

[tstlkevanilla]

Yeah they have...i love how they never mentioned aferwards when they took a 30 minute break to play the CBS break...you would think they would tool on themselves for it

oh but it was well worth it.. :icon_mrgr

[BigDickBlack]

Damn you guys dont know 2-live crew? bunch of youngsters!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Isnt it the guy that does "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers cant deny"?
Thats Sir Mix alot.

[girthymac]

Whats up baggers!?

[BigDickBlack]

This guy is cool as shit! Im getting this cd!

[NorfCal]

They should have Cheese go downstairs to the Piano store and play a tune or two like they did with Valby.
cheese was smart enough to bring instruments

[Cosmo]

Damn you guys dont know 2-live crew? bunch of youngsters!


Shake them titties baby
shake them titties baby
pump pump that pussy
pump that pussy baby.


Is that 2 live crew?

[BigDickBlack]

Yeah I lovedthis song in Dawn of the Dead!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oooooohhhh.... how very molestable....
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC02810.JPG

[Schnauzer]

cheese rules

[DoughBoy]

I love this shit.

[BigDickBlack]

Shake them titties baby
shake them titties baby
pump pump that pussy
pump that pussy baby.


Is that 2 live crew?


It sure has the works to be a 2-live crew joint(notice I didnt call it a song)

[Cosmo]

oooooohhhh.... how very molestable....
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC02810.JPG


What sick fuck brought that hot little youngin into the studio? Hope Jimmy wasnt in there.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I like the plug.....Jimmy would be proud

[BigDickBlack]

Nice!!!

[Cosmo]

It sure has the works to be a 2-live crew joint(notice I didnt call it a song)


Oh its called "do the brown". thats the name of the "joint" I quoted before. I think thats 2 live crew.

[Schnauzer]

What sick fuck brought that hot little youngin into the studio? Hope Jimmy wasnt in there.
thats the signing from yesterday

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Cosmo that's Luke Skywalker solo...."Pop that coochie" is the song

[Cosmo]

thats the signing from yesterday


Just goes to show how well I pay attention. I assumed they were in a studio and didnt notice all that electronic stuff in the back ground.

[Save My Up's Dick]

oooooohhhh.... how very molestable....
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC02810.JPG
Crinkle crinkle

BAM do you have the pic of Ant choking the young lad?

[BigDickBlack]

CAn you not buy his other CD's

[Sack of Chisels]

A stage...... for tippy tom?

[Cosmo]

Cosmo that's Luke Skywalker solo...."Pop that coochie" is the song


Sorry, thats old stuff. now I remember the lyrics to "do the brown". Its "let me see you shake them titties pump that pussy do the brown".

That always got the hoe's shaking in the clubs back in the day.

[Col.Trautman]

I like Cheese

[BigDickBlack]

CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! I love Dick Cheese! Oh did I say that? NIN YES!

[Cosmo]

I like Cheese


Dick Cheese, sir. His name is Dick Cheese.

[Schnauzer]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC02812.JPG

[jpc165]

i wanna fuck u like an animal!

[BigDickBlack]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Save My Up's Dick]

This is great!

[girthymac]

i like it!!

[tstlkevanilla]

This is funny!

[NorfCal]

holy shit this sounds so much better uncensored

[BigDickBlack]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BigDickBlack]

They better start playing this guy all the time!

[Schnit Dick]

oh but it was well worth it.. :icon_mrgr

Good point sir...good point

[LilJimmysTreats]

What is the delay between listening live and listening to the xmradio.com player, anyway? I just heard the beginning of the NIN song, and someone had already posted about it two minutes ago.

[APortablePhone]

Richard Cheese on XM = much more gooder.

[Save My Up's Dick]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC02812.JPG
[CSK]THANK YOU[CSK]

[Cosmo]

Tea time in the studio. Wow the show has really matured.

[BigDickBlack]

Im buying the Triple Cheese CD collection as we speak! 3 times the dick!

[Schnit Dick]

Congrats boston...you've won

[Col.Trautman]

[CSK]THANK YOU[CSK]

Club soda kenny looks real smart in the picture

[Mr.Monster Rain]

a little...very little Subime

[Save My Up's Dick]

Club soda kenny looks real smart in the picture
And handsome

[PorchMonkey4Life]

paul anka is a shit dick

[NorfCal]

What is the delay between listening live and listening to the xmradio.com player, anyway? I just heard the beginning of the NIN song, and someone had already posted about it two minutes ago.

Listening on the sat feed now. Apparently the west coast gets the feed a little sooner than the east.

[Cosmo]

Hangin with a monkey always gives you street cred.

[NorfCal]

Club soda kenny looks real smart in the picture

He looks concerned that Anthony might drop-kick the kid.

[APortablePhone]

Here is Richard Cheese's old keyboard player that ditched them for Hilary Duff..

http://www.lorengold.com/

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i kinda like the piano in the background... it makes the dick jokes sound more classy

[Col.Trautman]

I IM'ed Jimmy the other day and he responded - I was so happy

[BigDickBlack]

paul anka is a shit dick
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Hillary Duff made an appearance on Whackbag today...she's everywhere!

[BigDickBlack]

Yes Dick Cheese Shitdick!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schnit Dick]

Hillary Duff made an appearance on Whackbag today...she's everywhere!

Yes...i am sure that was the real Hillary Duff

[Seth]

is that supposed to be a guy pissing in the beginning of Shitdick? I can never figure out what it is

[BigDickBlack]

YES! I havent heard this in a while!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Paul Anka Shitdick!

[POTUSin08]

What more could I ask for on my birthday? Richard Cheese in studio and they are playing SHITDICK!!

[BigDickBlack]

Were the fart noises actually on the original or did the bbboys put that in! I never figured that out!

[jpc165]

Love the Shitdick song!!!!!




WHITE POWER...

[Seth]

What more could I ask for on my birthday? Richard Cheese in studio and they are playing SHITDICK!!
Then it truly is a happy birthday for you :hb:

[Cosmo]

What more could I ask for on my birthday? Richard Cheese in studio and they are playing SHITDICK!!


Everyone now!!!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear POTUSin08
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!


And Many more!!!! (Honka Honka)

[Farm Flufer]

Good morning pests.

Nothing like a little shitdick in the morning.

[Schnauzer]

this song is the meaning of life

[BigDickBlack]

Love the Shitdick song!!!!!




WHITE POWER...


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigDickBlack]

Good morning pests.

Nothing like a little shitdick in the morning.


That didnt sound right! LOL!

[Schnauzer]

Good morning pests.

Nothing like a little shitdick in the morning.
haha, that sounds wrong sir, i believe what you meant to say is 'nothing like a little shitdick song in the morning.'
:action-sm

[POTUSin08]

Thank You fellas

[Cosmo]

That didnt sound right! LOL!


Hush you!!! Nothing wrong with waking up with a lil shit dick in the morning.

[BigDickBlack]

Damn I was a little weary of the show Today since Jimmy was gone but I was wrong! They never let us down on Fridays! Shitdick!

[Cosmo]

JAckie Martling!!!

[Schnauzer]

i want to talk to richard



cheee ee eeeeese- vince vaughn, oldskool

[BigDickBlack]

Hush you!!! Nothing wrong with waking up with a lil shit dick in the morning.


What if you wake up with a butterbean on your dick and you dont remember the last 3 days!

[APortablePhone]

Wesley Willis was on Oglio Records too.

[Cosmo]

What if you wake up with a butterbean on your dick and you dont remember the last 3 days!


ooof!! You just described my weekend last week in Fire Island.

[Cosmo]

ooof!! You just described my weekend last week in Fire Island.


Hey Seth, What did happen last week when we were hanging in Fire Island?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the shitdick song brings a tear to my eye... nothing has ever held more meaning in life...
those racists make me proud

[BigDickBlack]

ooof!! You just described my weekend last week in Fire Island.


As Jim Norton would say NICE!

[BigDickBlack]

Hey Seth, What did happen last week when we were hanging in Fire Island?


Yes Seth what happened we all want to know! LOL!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i posted more pics of yesterdays event here...
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=28425&page=3&pp=25

[Seth]

Hey Seth, What did happen last week when we were hanging in Fire Island?
Fire Island is my favorite beach... ah the memories...

2 men, oil, two fat cocks...

[loser1866]

heard this a milllion fuckin times..........fuck

[Cosmo]

thats how fucking crucial this is... MAN!!!!

[LilJimmysTreats]

"The guys get shirts!" WTF?

[BigDickBlack]

Fire Island is my favorite beach... ah the memories...

2 men, oil, two fat cocks...

Nice!

[LilJimmysTreats]

Loser1866 - nice fake sigpic!

[Cosmo]

Fire Island is my favorite beach... ah the memories...

2 men, oil, two fat cocks...


Oh you, dont be so modest. It was more like 2 dozen men.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Oh you, dont be so modest. It was more like 2 dozen men.
gang bang... nice!

[loser1866]

thank god this is the last one,,,,

[PorchMonkey4Life]

when are they going to play the shitdick cover?

[loser1866]

Loser1866 - nice fake sigpic!


yeah, thank you sir.......
to bad ant dont talk about them anymore.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

thank god this is the last one,,,,
it is never the last one sir... they always play one too many clips

[houdini]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/Opie%20And%20Anthony/duffandgayguy.jpg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this is a slow thread today... only 13 pages and the show is almost over

[Cosmo]

it is never the last one sir... they always play one too many clips


GOOD CALL, OP IS JUST FILLING TIME NOW.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I will say that Paul Anka is my new hero :)
isnt that sig pic a little too large? :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[Seth]

Oh you, dont be so modest. It was more like 2 dozen men.
You know, the true story of the last time I was at Fire Island is probably more interesting... my best friend and I were sunbathing topless. We walked down the beach topless too cuz it was just too hot to put anything on. Although we were like the only ones there- it was like 2pm on a Wednesday or something

[PorchMonkey4Life]

You know, the true story of the last time I was at Fire Island is probably more interesting... my best friend and I were sunbathing topless. We walked down the beach topless too cuz it was just too hot to put anything on. Although we were like the only ones there- it was like 2pm on a Wednesday or something
got any pics?

[BigDickBlack]

Why do they place this it truly sucks! It isnt even a bit funny!

[girthymac]

Nice Sig Strangler!! I almost tossed my early morning jim beam!!!

[BigDickBlack]

Yes Yes Yes Yes!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

isnt that sig pic a little too large? :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm
not that i mind the big pics... but i really dont need to see that in full size

[Cosmo]

You know, the true story of the last time I was at Fire Island is probably more interesting... my best friend and I were sunbathing topless. We walked down the beach topless too cuz it was just too hot to put anything on. Although we were like the only ones there- it was like 2pm on a Wednesday or something


UH. hmph. Yea, that was much more interesting!!!

[Seth]

got any pics?
I won't tease you with an answer since there's no way I'd post them... so sorry.

[BigDickBlack]

I will say that Paul Anka is my new hero :)

I want to spread that puke all over me and butt fuck a fat n*gger women!(black mamba)!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I won't tease you with an answer since there's no way I'd post them... so sorry.
you can always just email me a few and i'll post them.... :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[Seth]

UH. hmph. Yea, that was much more interesting!!!
Are you fucking with me? I'm still in "he hates me" mode. Its puzzling. :icon_conf

[Seth]

you can always just email me a few and i'll post them.... :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm
No nudity, remember?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

No nudity, remember?
i'll just use them in the privacy of my own room then :worm:

[Mr.Monster Rain]

he sounds just like Mike D

[dees4u]

Oooof. Lil Jimmy is away and we get Funky Monkey. Ick

[POTUSin08]

Oooof. Lil Jimmy is away and we get Funky Monkey. Ick
I don't know what you are talking about Richard Cheese Rules!

[Cosmo]

Are you fucking with me? I'm still in "he hates me" mode. Its puzzling. :icon_conf


Unfortunetly no I am not fucking you at this time. I was just hoping you would get to the part where you are taking a nap on the beach and all of a sudden you woke up to a huge gang bang with fire extinguishers.

[BigDickBlack]

Oooof. Lil Jimmy is away and we get Funky Monkey. Ick


You sir suck! LOL!

[Cosmo]

I resent the word "pest". I like to think of myself more of a vermin.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why do i have the feeling that they wont get to the shitdick song

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I have that same feeling Big Ass

[Save My Up's Dick]

why do i have the feeling that they wont get to the shitdick song
They played it earlier.

[Cosmo]

They played it earlier.

They're supposed to play it again.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

They played it earlier.
i ment the richard cheese cover

[POTUSin08]

They played it earlier.
Not with Richard Cheese singing it

[Seth]

Unfortunetly no I am not fucking you at this time. I was just hoping you would get to the part where you are taking a nap on the beach and all of a sudden you woke up to a huge gang bang with fire extinguishers.
Okay, its come to the part where I have to ask outright- do you know I'm not a guy?

[Save My Up's Dick]

Ahhh, sorry

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Koodo's For Richards Turn Around And The Article.....now Get Him Off The Air!!

[pnigga]

why are they kissing this guy's ass?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Okay, its come to the part where I have to ask outright- do you know I'm not a guy?
damn... and i was hoping for nudes of your cock... this sucks :icon_sad:

2500 Posts whoo hoo

[Cosmo]

Okay, its come to the part where I have to ask outright- do you know I'm not a guy?


Your kidding?!?! Oooh NooO.....


edit: I just re-read your post, damn I really dont pay attention. I thought you said "do you know I'm not gay"

So your saying you dont have a cock between your legs?

[Seth]

damn... and i was hoping for nudes of your cock... this sucks :icon_sad:

"Cock" picture (http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/cock_full_of_nuts.jpg)

[Chuckyarla]

Anthony has Groucho behind him

[PorchMonkey4Life]

"Cock" picture (http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/cock_full_of_nuts.jpg)
nice! very hot

[Schnauzer]

damn... and i was hoping for nudes of your cock... this sucks :icon_sad:

2500 Posts whoo hoo
well congradulations my good pal, how about some yellow discipline :action-sm

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Congrats On 2500 Big Ass.....wait Seth Is A Giiiiiirrrrrlllll? Wait What?

[Seth]

Congrats On 2500 Big Ass.....wait Seth Is A Giiiiiirrrrrlllll? Wait What?
Shit Cosmo! See what you made me do??

[Cosmo]

Congrats On 2500 Big Ass.....wait Seth Is A Giiiiiirrrrrlllll? Wait What?


Hello Exactly. I Always thought Seth was a dude. I wonder why I ever thought that?

[houdini]

Shitdick!

[Mr.Monster Rain]

This Is Great!!

[jpc165]

Shitdick cheese version!

[Schnauzer]

hahahaah shitdick!

[Apathygirl]

Leave you boys alone for one morning, and you all turn to shitdicks. ;)

[Cosmo]

Shit Cosmo! See what you made me do??


You lil bitch, how dare you come on here and make all of us guys fall in love with you only to later discover that your a Giiiiiirrrrrrlllll.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

nice cover!

[NorfCal]

this is jazztacular

[Cromwell]

Awesome Shitdick version!

[EdC]

I'm generally not a Richard Cheese fan but this Shit Dick cover is pretty snappy.

But I would still rather hear Valby at Steinway.

[POTUSin08]

I can not say it enough but I love Richard Cheese!!!

[Schnauzer]

fist fucking shitdick!!

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Bravo Sir Bravo!!! Best Song Of The Day!!

[Seth]

You lil bitch, how dare you come on here and make all of us guys fall in love with you only to later discover that your a Giiiiiirrrrrrlllll.
:icon_lol:


Loving the Cheesy Shit Dick

[Schnauzer]

lets get a hand in...

people=shit, i love that song

[PorchMonkey4Life]

damn... my feed cut out right over opie's line

[houdini]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/Opie%20And%20Anthony/england.jpg



A slipknot song, impressive.

[EdC]

:icon_lol:


Loving the Cheesy Shit Dick

Nice visual Seth. Now we all have a vision of a gay peeler.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

It's Alright Seth...your Secret Is Safe. You're Just One Of The Guys (without A Cock And Balls) Here.

[neckbeard44]

This guy is great.....he should be on more often. That song was awesome. Lets get him to sing the Team America theme song!

[jpc165]

This guy is great.....he should be on more often. That song was awesome. Lets get him to sing the Team America theme song!

Good idea. And the AIDS song (team america and family guy version!)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

It's Alright Seth...your Secret Is Safe. You're Just One Of The Guys (without A Cock And Balls) Here.
she can always wear a strap on

[Seth]

It's Alright Seth...your Secret Is Safe. You're Just One Of The Guys (without A Cock And Balls) Here.
After all, nobody reads these threads....

[POTUSin08]

You should hear Richard Cheese do Papa Roach's Last Resort. It is a classic.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

maybe that is what they were reffering to when op said they were getting th band back together

[NorfCal]

This guy is great.....he should be on more often. That song was awesome. Lets get him to sing the Team America theme song!

I think Mr. Cheese will become a show regular. He had way too much fun, and it made for spectacular radio :clap:

[Cosmo]

"C- word alert!!! C-Word Alert"

Ok now that you have all been warned.... here is my COMPLAINT

I'm not feeling this taking a break crap 10 minutes before the show ends stuff.

Thank you.

[Schnauzer]

"C- word alert!!! C-Word Alert"

Ok now that you have all been warned.... here is my COMPLAINT

I'm not feeling this taking a break crap 10 minutes before the show ends stuff.

Thank you.
they did take alot of breaks today, long ones

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Slipknot's 2nd Album..people=shit....what A Way To Close With An Obscure Song

[Farm Flufer]

Punching out. Have a good weekend everyone.


SHITDICK!

[houdini]

Yep I'm an RC fan now as well. Tho his website looks like it was made by a retard. :icon_eek:

[NorfCal]

advertising the reggae channel makes sense

[Schnauzer]

they should sing silenced from slipknot

fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for

[neckbeard44]

Maybe RC could take Ant and Jimmys lyrics to the Edmund Fitzgerald and perform it....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

alright... punching out a few minutes early... have a good day sirs... and miss seth

[loser1866]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/xHOUDINIx/Opie%20And%20Anthony/england.jpg



A slipknot song, impressive.


i love the knot

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Richard Cheese is having a great audition today....since Norton is leaving the boys soon for Hollywood!

[Cosmo]

I thought ben bailey was supposed to be in studio today for Jimmy. Wha happen?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Seen knot twice.....punching out kids...have a good weekend!!

[POTUSin08]

Stephan Hawking!!!!!!!! Fabulous!!!

[neckbeard44]

Ben Bailey was pretty quiet...

[Cosmo]

Ben Bailey was pretty quiet...


You mean he was there? What did he only speak when my XM Player timed out? Is that why I didnt hear him?

[dees4u]

You sir suck! LOL!

Got to admit that Steven Hawking is always funny

[Stingray]

Richard Cheese is having a great audition today....since Norton is leaving the boys soon for Hollywood!

Maybe it's only me, I dont find Richard Cheese funny. The piano in the backround when he first came on this morning made me turn off the show.

[Chuckyarla]

You mean he was there? What did he only speak when my XM Player timed out? Is that why I didnt hear him?

He did ask Dick Huff to write about him. He also said hi twice I think

[Schnauzer]

talk to you all later pals

[Seth]

What a co-in-key-dink. I just opened my newgrounds email and got a link to a Richard Cheese flash. Kinda cute:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/244885

[Cosmo]

He