FU To People Who Give Directions

[Mommadeez4u]

Fuck you you motherfucking tools who insist on:

1. Not telling me their house address until last and

2. Giving me their painfully slow retarded directions to their house/place of business.

Hey assholes, ever heard of MAPQUEST? GOOGLEMAPS? GPS W/ BLUETOOTH? In the time it takes you to find out where I'm coming from and then for you to give me your RIDICULOUS landmark based directions you FOLKSY MOTHERFUCKERS, I can Mapquest the directions, download it to my Palm and BE AT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.

[FBA_Psycho]

Three rights make a left. :icon_mrgr

[Jay Douglas]

Fuck you you motherfucking tools who insist on:

1. Not telling me their house address until last and

I know exactly what you mean! When I delivered pizzas and I wasn't sure I was at the right address because the morons on this particular road don't seem to know how to put numbers on their fucking houses (and by "houses" I usually mean "trailers". fucking hicks!), I would kindly ask a person at the house I thought was right if he could point me in the right direction. Rarely, they would ("Well, this is 108, so you want to go down a few houses") but often, I get the question, "What name you lookin' for?" The name of the guy doesn't matter, jackass! Just tell me if I'm on the right track, then go back to abusing your fat wife and neglecting your retarded brats!

So yeah, I hear you.