Stingray
03-14-2002, 05:04 PM
By Mavric305
The show starts off with a classic bit from the O & A archives. It's Greasola crayons, with the Greasman himself, colors including: Chink yellow, Wetback brown, and the Italian grease pencil. Bone-dry special for DC.
The boys start the show off telling everybody how full their plate is today. Opie went into the guest coming to the show today, such as, Triple H, Stephen Lynch, Denis Leary calling in, and of course Jim Norton is back. They start to talk about Stephen Lynch and how long it has been since he has been in the studio. They realize the last time he was there was when he played a new song about bowling. It was a terrible song, and the boys wanted to be reminded how terrible it was, but it seemed they never made a copy of it. So, they ask Rick who was really busy, with his necklace of pens. Rick said he has no clue, and can't look for it right now. So, they had to wait for Lynch to get there, so he could sing it live.
Then, the boys start to talk about the power in their office, and how they have way too many things plugged in and the circuit breaker can't handle it. They go into how much shit is actually in the office. There are 5 computers, 3 small refrigerators, 2 VCR's, 2 televisions, and one Xbox, there were three, but Opie said someone stole the other two, not according to Rick, who said they were not stolen, just taken. They talk about Anthony's desk and all the electronics he has, like his computer and all the sick speakers and shit he has hooked up to it. Then, Anthony explains how the most important thing on the back office is the beer, and how to store it, and keep it cold. So, there are three refrigerators, and all three are filled with beers. Opie would get pissed off, because he would bring his little snacks to keep refrigerated, and the next thing he knows his food is on top of the fridge to make room for the beer. He said he didn't care if he is made fun of for keeping his snacks cold, "Whatever Ben" Ben and Anthony being the two main alcoholics of the bunch. Opie and Rick being the snack guys. Rick likes his yogurt. Opie didn't appreciate sacrificing his mid-show snacks. Anyway, back to the power shortage. They figured they had to get rid of a few electronic devices. So, the first thing to go was a dusty fan, in which Stinky didn't like, saying they would be sorry when it's hot. They almost unplugged the frozen Jaegermeister machine, which spits out ice cold shots of Jaeger, obviously Anthony refused in a big way, and God bless him for that. The fine folks from Snapple, their new “bestest friends”, gave them a deli fridge full of Snapple but it is also filled with extra beer. Mary was working on something when the power went out, Rick was editing a show and had just saved and closed it from two and a half hours of editing. Opie comments that “I would have liked to see that crazy Puerto Rican put his foot through that machine” because that's what would have happened if the power went out before he saved it. They suggest to move the alcohol but Anthony says: “I don't want to see Billy Staples dead from alcohol poisoning”
The O&A office is 15 by 15 feet, tops. They have plenty of beer. The big boss, Mel, came in yesterday. Ken said to hide the booze a few minutes beforehand. Anthony remembered Animal House. They d***** their porno collection to hide it. Anthony says, that they have a better collection of smut and awful pornography than porno stores. Anthony had bottles of whisky, Captain Morgan, Absolute, some lemon flavored drink, Jack Daniels, Frenchy’s Schema, a pistol permit, first person shooter games, dolls doing it with the Olsen twins, and one legged cripple Barbie. Norton questions whether if they know they consume beer like pigs. A caller suggested that they get a real refrigerator. Opie said that the mid-show yogurt should be put in the Snapple fridge. Anthony decided to make an executive decision, and told Stinky to shut off the old English neon lights. They want a snow cone candy machine. They also got into how they wanted to expand their office. They wanted to knock down the wall that divides the boys office and Black Earl's office. It's the least management can do, because in their contract they are supposed to have their own studio, but their ego's are not that big yet. They hoped before long they will breakdown the walls into Jeremy's office, Jeremy can bunk with Ken. They talk about “Lights-Off Parties” where after the show on Fridays, there is sex and drinking in everyone's office. Anthony kids that between Ron & Fez, Fez is the man in that relationship.
(Break - Triple H up next)
The boys get back and Triple H is in studio. Anthony got right into the Stephanie Mcmahon angle, with her boobs popping out on this Tuesdays taping of Smackdown. Anthony found it hysterical, “Full fledge Stephanie boobage.” Triple H was amazed at the clarity of the picture on the Internet. He didn't know the amount of exposure. She didn't mind the crack shot. She told him that O & A were going to talk about her breasts. They also brought up an embarrassing day for the Rock, in which him and Triple H were wrestling and "The peoples junk" flew out, Triple H said they were messing with him in the back. Opie asks about NWO, and Triple H says Hulk Hogan is the Babe Ruth that is going to come back to WWF for a season and hopefully come up in big events and hit a homerun. He found it funny that a fan had a sign reading: "Hogan 3:16" and on the other side it said "years old" Hogan was kind of pissed back in the locker room saying that he was not a day over 310. Triple H said that most of the guys from his heyday have forgotten about him. Opie asks about Goldberg. Triple H says he does not like the business and has no passion for the business. He became a wrestler because football didn't work out for him. They mention that they may be getting some chicks for him to spank, that's if he is still allowed, Triple H said he was allowed to do it, as long as he was in character.
(Quick Break)
The boys get back and they welcome a surprise guest to the studio. Lewis Black has come back to the Opie and Anthony show! As always they try to get Lewis in trouble, asking him if he knows who Triple H is, and of course he didn't, but he said that he was just a no nothing Jew, and he respected Triple H very much. He was all dressed up, because he is doing his "Back in Black" segment tonight on the Daily show. They wonder if he had one question for Triple H, what would it be? So, Lewis responds with asking him if he does his own taxes. So, Triple H says, "Oh, you are a Jew" They talk a bit about politics in movies, like the reopening of ET has been edited, now there are no guns in it. It's Spielberg being a pussy again.
They talked a bit about the hot girls that were spanked by Triple H the last time he was in studio. Then, they talked about Lewis turning down hookers, that were all over him on a past show. Then, they bring Candy in the studio. She says she likes the Undertaker, but she was willing to let Triple H spank her. O & A told the girls to disrobe as much as they want. Triple H wants to switch seats not to look at Lewis, but O & A say that he cannot trust Lewis, because he will say bad things about Triple H behind his back. They said that Lewis was a shifty character. Lewis, being the scared little Jew guy said: "Whatever he says is all good" Now, all these strippers are in the studio and none of them want to get spanked, except for Candy. So, Triple H gets his friend Mark to warm up her ass with a few smacks, as she says she's a bad girl, Triple H let's loose with a smack that made her shriek and cry, she was tearing. The rest of the strippers are not putting out, they are being prude. A prude stripper with morals? These stupid bitches were coming up with all sorts of stupid reason not to get spanked. Not only were they not allowing themselves to get spanked, but they were not even getting naked. Finally, they get a call and some dude says what we everyone must have been thinking, kick these bitches out of the studio. So, Rick escorts them out of the studio. The boys promise to make it up to him next time. They take a quick call from a guy waiting on hold for a while, he asks how he feels to be working with Hogan, and Triple H just repeats that it's like a baseball player being able to work with Babe Ruth, and it's a real thrill. He also added that he thinks he would fair well against any of the legends, because he thinks he is their class. Then Candy, the only decent stripper, who was there to actually help the show, comes back in the studio for one more spanking. So, once again Mark warms it up for Triple H, as Candy starts a fake-O, she was really getting into it, when WHAM!, Triple H wrecked her in the ass, as she flew forward about 2 feet. Anthony was laughing hysterical at the face she made when his hand landed. Norton added, "Did you see that ass come apart" Triple H has to run, but he plugs an event at the Continental Airlines Arena, where the NWO will be making their first appearance ever, and it will be Triple H' first time back in over a year. Then, Stalker Patty comes in and says she wants to get spanked, and Triple H quickly got out of character, and said he had to run. He said he would rather tag out to Lewis. Lewis said that is the one thing that would make him fight. Triple H thought he saw Lewis making a chive out of some plastic in fear of having to go near Stalker Patty's ass. They say good-bye and Triple H says he will see them next time.
(Break)
The boys get back and a chick from Ohio calls in and says she was so glad they booted those strippers from the studio. She said if she were in the studio she would have let Triple H do anything he wanted to her. Opie says they have to move on and goes right to the phone, where Denis Leary was waiting. They quickly told him about the prude strippers, Denis was confused, like what else are they for, if they are not going to get naked then what's the point? Anthony brings up his appearance on the Daily show, and said he didn't believe the story about him not drinking on St. Patrick's Day. Denis said that he does drink, but only in the privacy of his own domicile. Denis said the one thing he misses most about those St. Patrick's Day parties, is the Puerto Rican guy with his face painted green. They also talked about how people in Massachusetts always seem to be fighting with each other. Denis mentioned that one time he went to a Boston Bruins game with a friend of his, and there was this feeling in the air that a fight was going to break out. Even though they were all Bruins fans, Denis said there is always a problem between the Irish and Italians over there. They talk about "The Job" and the politics at ABC being assholes. They have to take a 4 week layoff, before May sweeps. It just doesn't make any sense. The one thing that annoys Denis is going up against "The West wing" Anthony mentioned "The Osbournes" as a better show to watch, other than a fake President, when we have an entertaining President in office now. Denis said he would rather watch the Sheen family in a house together, then watch the West wing. They talk a bit about Ozzy Osbourne and his show, saying he is like a retard walking around his house and coloring (inside the lines) Anthony said when he found out that Denis was having a kid, he was a little taken back. But, Denis said sometimes you have to grow up, you can't go around on Lithium, drinking diet Coke, and coloring all day. The boys take a call from some dude in Canada saying he just watched the new episode of "The Job" before anyone in America could see it, he said it was one of the best yet. Denis also mentioned his movie "Ice Age" saying it was good for Parents to bring their kids to, because the kids will love it, and the Parents will enjoy it too. As the boys are about to say good-bye to Denis, they take a call from a Bostonian, and he mentions that they use to color Mesk green on St. Patrick's Day. They make a quick reference to Denis' Firefighter fund, and they take a call from one of New York's bravest, he just expressed his appreciation for everything that Denis and his friends have done.
They said peace to Denis, and are about to start talking to Lewis Black, when Lewis says he has to run. The boys wouldn't let him go, because they never got a chance to get into it with him. Lewis said he just likes coming into the studio as a way to get away from reality. They get his attention with the topic of the INS, who sent the Visa's for those two terrorists to the aviation training facility in Florida. Lewis just said it was retarded. They get into some Nuclear weapons talk, Anthony saying they should use it, but Lewis was against it, saying no one knows what the side affects really are. Anthony said they used it in Japan, and those people turned out fine. They also asked him if he thinks they should go after Saddam Hussein, but Lewis said the first thing they should do is put a dome over Palestine and Israel, like a "beyond thunderdome" type thing. Anthony mentions that he has been leaning towards the way Steve Colbert has been hosting the show, other then Jon Stewart. Anthony wondered if Lewis has seen any Email from fans about it. Lewis said he doesn't know anything about that stuff, he doesn't have a website like Jim Norton. The opportunity was there, but Anthony took it, as he plugged Eatabullet (http://www.eatabullet.com). Then, Jim became the whore we all know and love and said, it's not his fault he likes to have a place to tell his fans that he will be a Town hall in Ocean Township on April 18th. Whore! Then, they take a call, the guy says that he has heard Lewis doing radio commercials for "Crystal burgers", which only airs in the South. Lewis wondered what genius decided to take a New York Jew, and make him the spokesman for a Southern burger joint. Norton says, well Crystal is a code word for Jesus killer. Opie says that Lewis is the new Dave Thomas. Norton then says, how great a day was it when he died? Brutal! They quickly mentioned Lewis' interviews with Bob Dole and John McCain, Lewis said that Dole was a really funny guy, with a lot of character. which he could have used during his campaign for the presidency. He also added that some of McCain' ideas on taxes are kind of like the jokes he tells in his act. Lewis said if you take the laughs away, he could a politician.
Then, that dumb bitch Martha calls in and interrupts what little time Lewis has left. The boys were just getting on her for the fact that they knew she would keep listening. Norton getting pissed with her loud mouth, tells her to go tuck her pants into her socks, twinkie eating slob. Then, Lewis starts to flip out, yelling over her voice, because he is pissed she was interrupting his segment. They hang up on her, and Norton reads an Instant Feedback saying: "I tried to get to Eatabullit.com, and it didn't work. Nice head dick "Norton flipped saying, "No Douchebag, it's spelled E-A-T-A-B-U-L-L-E-T, not I-T idiot" He quickly quipped, Once again Martha's husband checking in. The boys says Stephen Lynch is next. Lewis will be at the Stress Factory Thursday - Saturday.
(Break- During the break the boys did a commercial for "The VIP club" the same strip club who sent those cunt strippers, so the boys gave a little payback with a very unenthusiastic read)
The boys get back and talk a bit about WOW, because today was of course Wippem' out Wednesday. They told people to put the stickers on the car and be on the look out, and if you have not been Wowed yet, just check out FoundryMusic for some samples of girls who support the show with their boobies. The boys then bring Stephen Lynch in the studio to do play some songs. They bring up the bowling song, and to not offend him they say it's the only bad one he has ever given them. Anthony said, even John Lennon made bad songs. They bring up Ozzy, and "The Osbournes" Norton hasn't caught an episode, because he has been busy working. So, Anthony being the electronic master, start to harp on little Jimmy about his lack of knowledge of things invented after 1980. He talks about top loading VCR's. Also, how Nobody fixes VCR's anymore. They bring up Tivo. They talk about Ozzy and his coloring a coloring book. He doesn't blink, he walks around like a stroke victim. He complains about animals crapping about his mansion. They play some clips of Ozzy Speaking. They bring up the dog therapist, and how she teaches them to deal with their feelings and not shit on the antiques rugs. “Ozzy” calls up about Eleija Woods. He does his own art work. Ozzy's tattoos look horrible. They look like ink soaked towels thrown on him. Anthony said soon he will be making an ash tray out of macaroni and gold spray paint. Anthony thinks he is just bored. The animals are messing with his beautiful house. He has absolutely nothing to do. He says he loves the History channel. The guy does a perfect impression of Ozzy, it's uncanny.
Opie is going to the Islanders game against the Devils tonight. Anthony blew up his spot, because 13 year old Gary was outside the studio and Anthony thought Opie was finally taking him to a game. But, Opie said he invited Gary to meet Triple H. Opie thought he was a Sabers fan. He need a ride so he is going with Joey Pizzano. “Driving Mr. Opie” Opie will give an extra 10 seconds in the read. How you say? Voucher. Lynch tomorrow at Rascals in West Orange. Opie will have Joey waiting with a sign that says “Hughes” on it, and a chauffeurs hat on.
Stephen Lynch sings a song titled: “She gotta smile” about a fat friend ruining his chances to ask chick out on a date. O & A ask for the bowling song. They say he will not be playing the bowling song at Rascals. Opie is surprised that he still has friends.
Stephen Lynch plays “The Bowling Song” It is bad and about 7 minutes long. They mess with Stephen a bit, but the song really wasn't that bad.
(Break)
As they were playing WDIL, one guy says that he learned that this is the time when Ben starts getting crazy. Ben is all nervous about getting out of the studio on time. He begin to bang on things, and pace like a maniac, handing out papers for the final time to get off the air. The boys say they can stretch it, but Ben says no it's the real time. Then, Ben gives them the last 30 seconds, and they go over it, and Ben begins to go crazy, and finally throws his hands up and say forget it, trying to make the boys feel guilty, and it works. "We really have to go now"
WDIL of the day: We don't want to burn you out, is code for: "Get the EFF off the radio" :D
The show starts off with a classic bit from the O & A archives. It's Greasola crayons, with the Greasman himself, colors including: Chink yellow, Wetback brown, and the Italian grease pencil. Bone-dry special for DC.
The boys start the show off telling everybody how full their plate is today. Opie went into the guest coming to the show today, such as, Triple H, Stephen Lynch, Denis Leary calling in, and of course Jim Norton is back. They start to talk about Stephen Lynch and how long it has been since he has been in the studio. They realize the last time he was there was when he played a new song about bowling. It was a terrible song, and the boys wanted to be reminded how terrible it was, but it seemed they never made a copy of it. So, they ask Rick who was really busy, with his necklace of pens. Rick said he has no clue, and can't look for it right now. So, they had to wait for Lynch to get there, so he could sing it live.
Then, the boys start to talk about the power in their office, and how they have way too many things plugged in and the circuit breaker can't handle it. They go into how much shit is actually in the office. There are 5 computers, 3 small refrigerators, 2 VCR's, 2 televisions, and one Xbox, there were three, but Opie said someone stole the other two, not according to Rick, who said they were not stolen, just taken. They talk about Anthony's desk and all the electronics he has, like his computer and all the sick speakers and shit he has hooked up to it. Then, Anthony explains how the most important thing on the back office is the beer, and how to store it, and keep it cold. So, there are three refrigerators, and all three are filled with beers. Opie would get pissed off, because he would bring his little snacks to keep refrigerated, and the next thing he knows his food is on top of the fridge to make room for the beer. He said he didn't care if he is made fun of for keeping his snacks cold, "Whatever Ben" Ben and Anthony being the two main alcoholics of the bunch. Opie and Rick being the snack guys. Rick likes his yogurt. Opie didn't appreciate sacrificing his mid-show snacks. Anyway, back to the power shortage. They figured they had to get rid of a few electronic devices. So, the first thing to go was a dusty fan, in which Stinky didn't like, saying they would be sorry when it's hot. They almost unplugged the frozen Jaegermeister machine, which spits out ice cold shots of Jaeger, obviously Anthony refused in a big way, and God bless him for that. The fine folks from Snapple, their new “bestest friends”, gave them a deli fridge full of Snapple but it is also filled with extra beer. Mary was working on something when the power went out, Rick was editing a show and had just saved and closed it from two and a half hours of editing. Opie comments that “I would have liked to see that crazy Puerto Rican put his foot through that machine” because that's what would have happened if the power went out before he saved it. They suggest to move the alcohol but Anthony says: “I don't want to see Billy Staples dead from alcohol poisoning”
The O&A office is 15 by 15 feet, tops. They have plenty of beer. The big boss, Mel, came in yesterday. Ken said to hide the booze a few minutes beforehand. Anthony remembered Animal House. They d***** their porno collection to hide it. Anthony says, that they have a better collection of smut and awful pornography than porno stores. Anthony had bottles of whisky, Captain Morgan, Absolute, some lemon flavored drink, Jack Daniels, Frenchy’s Schema, a pistol permit, first person shooter games, dolls doing it with the Olsen twins, and one legged cripple Barbie. Norton questions whether if they know they consume beer like pigs. A caller suggested that they get a real refrigerator. Opie said that the mid-show yogurt should be put in the Snapple fridge. Anthony decided to make an executive decision, and told Stinky to shut off the old English neon lights. They want a snow cone candy machine. They also got into how they wanted to expand their office. They wanted to knock down the wall that divides the boys office and Black Earl's office. It's the least management can do, because in their contract they are supposed to have their own studio, but their ego's are not that big yet. They hoped before long they will breakdown the walls into Jeremy's office, Jeremy can bunk with Ken. They talk about “Lights-Off Parties” where after the show on Fridays, there is sex and drinking in everyone's office. Anthony kids that between Ron & Fez, Fez is the man in that relationship.
(Break - Triple H up next)
The boys get back and Triple H is in studio. Anthony got right into the Stephanie Mcmahon angle, with her boobs popping out on this Tuesdays taping of Smackdown. Anthony found it hysterical, “Full fledge Stephanie boobage.” Triple H was amazed at the clarity of the picture on the Internet. He didn't know the amount of exposure. She didn't mind the crack shot. She told him that O & A were going to talk about her breasts. They also brought up an embarrassing day for the Rock, in which him and Triple H were wrestling and "The peoples junk" flew out, Triple H said they were messing with him in the back. Opie asks about NWO, and Triple H says Hulk Hogan is the Babe Ruth that is going to come back to WWF for a season and hopefully come up in big events and hit a homerun. He found it funny that a fan had a sign reading: "Hogan 3:16" and on the other side it said "years old" Hogan was kind of pissed back in the locker room saying that he was not a day over 310. Triple H said that most of the guys from his heyday have forgotten about him. Opie asks about Goldberg. Triple H says he does not like the business and has no passion for the business. He became a wrestler because football didn't work out for him. They mention that they may be getting some chicks for him to spank, that's if he is still allowed, Triple H said he was allowed to do it, as long as he was in character.
(Quick Break)
The boys get back and they welcome a surprise guest to the studio. Lewis Black has come back to the Opie and Anthony show! As always they try to get Lewis in trouble, asking him if he knows who Triple H is, and of course he didn't, but he said that he was just a no nothing Jew, and he respected Triple H very much. He was all dressed up, because he is doing his "Back in Black" segment tonight on the Daily show. They wonder if he had one question for Triple H, what would it be? So, Lewis responds with asking him if he does his own taxes. So, Triple H says, "Oh, you are a Jew" They talk a bit about politics in movies, like the reopening of ET has been edited, now there are no guns in it. It's Spielberg being a pussy again.
They talked a bit about the hot girls that were spanked by Triple H the last time he was in studio. Then, they talked about Lewis turning down hookers, that were all over him on a past show. Then, they bring Candy in the studio. She says she likes the Undertaker, but she was willing to let Triple H spank her. O & A told the girls to disrobe as much as they want. Triple H wants to switch seats not to look at Lewis, but O & A say that he cannot trust Lewis, because he will say bad things about Triple H behind his back. They said that Lewis was a shifty character. Lewis, being the scared little Jew guy said: "Whatever he says is all good" Now, all these strippers are in the studio and none of them want to get spanked, except for Candy. So, Triple H gets his friend Mark to warm up her ass with a few smacks, as she says she's a bad girl, Triple H let's loose with a smack that made her shriek and cry, she was tearing. The rest of the strippers are not putting out, they are being prude. A prude stripper with morals? These stupid bitches were coming up with all sorts of stupid reason not to get spanked. Not only were they not allowing themselves to get spanked, but they were not even getting naked. Finally, they get a call and some dude says what we everyone must have been thinking, kick these bitches out of the studio. So, Rick escorts them out of the studio. The boys promise to make it up to him next time. They take a quick call from a guy waiting on hold for a while, he asks how he feels to be working with Hogan, and Triple H just repeats that it's like a baseball player being able to work with Babe Ruth, and it's a real thrill. He also added that he thinks he would fair well against any of the legends, because he thinks he is their class. Then Candy, the only decent stripper, who was there to actually help the show, comes back in the studio for one more spanking. So, once again Mark warms it up for Triple H, as Candy starts a fake-O, she was really getting into it, when WHAM!, Triple H wrecked her in the ass, as she flew forward about 2 feet. Anthony was laughing hysterical at the face she made when his hand landed. Norton added, "Did you see that ass come apart" Triple H has to run, but he plugs an event at the Continental Airlines Arena, where the NWO will be making their first appearance ever, and it will be Triple H' first time back in over a year. Then, Stalker Patty comes in and says she wants to get spanked, and Triple H quickly got out of character, and said he had to run. He said he would rather tag out to Lewis. Lewis said that is the one thing that would make him fight. Triple H thought he saw Lewis making a chive out of some plastic in fear of having to go near Stalker Patty's ass. They say good-bye and Triple H says he will see them next time.
(Break)
The boys get back and a chick from Ohio calls in and says she was so glad they booted those strippers from the studio. She said if she were in the studio she would have let Triple H do anything he wanted to her. Opie says they have to move on and goes right to the phone, where Denis Leary was waiting. They quickly told him about the prude strippers, Denis was confused, like what else are they for, if they are not going to get naked then what's the point? Anthony brings up his appearance on the Daily show, and said he didn't believe the story about him not drinking on St. Patrick's Day. Denis said that he does drink, but only in the privacy of his own domicile. Denis said the one thing he misses most about those St. Patrick's Day parties, is the Puerto Rican guy with his face painted green. They also talked about how people in Massachusetts always seem to be fighting with each other. Denis mentioned that one time he went to a Boston Bruins game with a friend of his, and there was this feeling in the air that a fight was going to break out. Even though they were all Bruins fans, Denis said there is always a problem between the Irish and Italians over there. They talk about "The Job" and the politics at ABC being assholes. They have to take a 4 week layoff, before May sweeps. It just doesn't make any sense. The one thing that annoys Denis is going up against "The West wing" Anthony mentioned "The Osbournes" as a better show to watch, other than a fake President, when we have an entertaining President in office now. Denis said he would rather watch the Sheen family in a house together, then watch the West wing. They talk a bit about Ozzy Osbourne and his show, saying he is like a retard walking around his house and coloring (inside the lines) Anthony said when he found out that Denis was having a kid, he was a little taken back. But, Denis said sometimes you have to grow up, you can't go around on Lithium, drinking diet Coke, and coloring all day. The boys take a call from some dude in Canada saying he just watched the new episode of "The Job" before anyone in America could see it, he said it was one of the best yet. Denis also mentioned his movie "Ice Age" saying it was good for Parents to bring their kids to, because the kids will love it, and the Parents will enjoy it too. As the boys are about to say good-bye to Denis, they take a call from a Bostonian, and he mentions that they use to color Mesk green on St. Patrick's Day. They make a quick reference to Denis' Firefighter fund, and they take a call from one of New York's bravest, he just expressed his appreciation for everything that Denis and his friends have done.
They said peace to Denis, and are about to start talking to Lewis Black, when Lewis says he has to run. The boys wouldn't let him go, because they never got a chance to get into it with him. Lewis said he just likes coming into the studio as a way to get away from reality. They get his attention with the topic of the INS, who sent the Visa's for those two terrorists to the aviation training facility in Florida. Lewis just said it was retarded. They get into some Nuclear weapons talk, Anthony saying they should use it, but Lewis was against it, saying no one knows what the side affects really are. Anthony said they used it in Japan, and those people turned out fine. They also asked him if he thinks they should go after Saddam Hussein, but Lewis said the first thing they should do is put a dome over Palestine and Israel, like a "beyond thunderdome" type thing. Anthony mentions that he has been leaning towards the way Steve Colbert has been hosting the show, other then Jon Stewart. Anthony wondered if Lewis has seen any Email from fans about it. Lewis said he doesn't know anything about that stuff, he doesn't have a website like Jim Norton. The opportunity was there, but Anthony took it, as he plugged Eatabullet (http://www.eatabullet.com). Then, Jim became the whore we all know and love and said, it's not his fault he likes to have a place to tell his fans that he will be a Town hall in Ocean Township on April 18th. Whore! Then, they take a call, the guy says that he has heard Lewis doing radio commercials for "Crystal burgers", which only airs in the South. Lewis wondered what genius decided to take a New York Jew, and make him the spokesman for a Southern burger joint. Norton says, well Crystal is a code word for Jesus killer. Opie says that Lewis is the new Dave Thomas. Norton then says, how great a day was it when he died? Brutal! They quickly mentioned Lewis' interviews with Bob Dole and John McCain, Lewis said that Dole was a really funny guy, with a lot of character. which he could have used during his campaign for the presidency. He also added that some of McCain' ideas on taxes are kind of like the jokes he tells in his act. Lewis said if you take the laughs away, he could a politician.
Then, that dumb bitch Martha calls in and interrupts what little time Lewis has left. The boys were just getting on her for the fact that they knew she would keep listening. Norton getting pissed with her loud mouth, tells her to go tuck her pants into her socks, twinkie eating slob. Then, Lewis starts to flip out, yelling over her voice, because he is pissed she was interrupting his segment. They hang up on her, and Norton reads an Instant Feedback saying: "I tried to get to Eatabullit.com, and it didn't work. Nice head dick "Norton flipped saying, "No Douchebag, it's spelled E-A-T-A-B-U-L-L-E-T, not I-T idiot" He quickly quipped, Once again Martha's husband checking in. The boys says Stephen Lynch is next. Lewis will be at the Stress Factory Thursday - Saturday.
(Break- During the break the boys did a commercial for "The VIP club" the same strip club who sent those cunt strippers, so the boys gave a little payback with a very unenthusiastic read)
The boys get back and talk a bit about WOW, because today was of course Wippem' out Wednesday. They told people to put the stickers on the car and be on the look out, and if you have not been Wowed yet, just check out FoundryMusic for some samples of girls who support the show with their boobies. The boys then bring Stephen Lynch in the studio to do play some songs. They bring up the bowling song, and to not offend him they say it's the only bad one he has ever given them. Anthony said, even John Lennon made bad songs. They bring up Ozzy, and "The Osbournes" Norton hasn't caught an episode, because he has been busy working. So, Anthony being the electronic master, start to harp on little Jimmy about his lack of knowledge of things invented after 1980. He talks about top loading VCR's. Also, how Nobody fixes VCR's anymore. They bring up Tivo. They talk about Ozzy and his coloring a coloring book. He doesn't blink, he walks around like a stroke victim. He complains about animals crapping about his mansion. They play some clips of Ozzy Speaking. They bring up the dog therapist, and how she teaches them to deal with their feelings and not shit on the antiques rugs. “Ozzy” calls up about Eleija Woods. He does his own art work. Ozzy's tattoos look horrible. They look like ink soaked towels thrown on him. Anthony said soon he will be making an ash tray out of macaroni and gold spray paint. Anthony thinks he is just bored. The animals are messing with his beautiful house. He has absolutely nothing to do. He says he loves the History channel. The guy does a perfect impression of Ozzy, it's uncanny.
Opie is going to the Islanders game against the Devils tonight. Anthony blew up his spot, because 13 year old Gary was outside the studio and Anthony thought Opie was finally taking him to a game. But, Opie said he invited Gary to meet Triple H. Opie thought he was a Sabers fan. He need a ride so he is going with Joey Pizzano. “Driving Mr. Opie” Opie will give an extra 10 seconds in the read. How you say? Voucher. Lynch tomorrow at Rascals in West Orange. Opie will have Joey waiting with a sign that says “Hughes” on it, and a chauffeurs hat on.
Stephen Lynch sings a song titled: “She gotta smile” about a fat friend ruining his chances to ask chick out on a date. O & A ask for the bowling song. They say he will not be playing the bowling song at Rascals. Opie is surprised that he still has friends.
Stephen Lynch plays “The Bowling Song” It is bad and about 7 minutes long. They mess with Stephen a bit, but the song really wasn't that bad.
(Break)
As they were playing WDIL, one guy says that he learned that this is the time when Ben starts getting crazy. Ben is all nervous about getting out of the studio on time. He begin to bang on things, and pace like a maniac, handing out papers for the final time to get off the air. The boys say they can stretch it, but Ben says no it's the real time. Then, Ben gives them the last 30 seconds, and they go over it, and Ben begins to go crazy, and finally throws his hands up and say forget it, trying to make the boys feel guilty, and it works. "We really have to go now"
WDIL of the day: We don't want to burn you out, is code for: "Get the EFF off the radio" :D