SpotcheckBilly
03-14-2002, 08:39 PM
3:00-4:00
O & A play Korn's newest hit from their forthcoming album. You heard it first on Opie and Anthony. After the song ends, they start complaining that calls have been coming in that it's Korn's 5th album not their 4th album. Opie clarifies that they said forthcoming, meaning coming out (Album comes out in April). They start tooling on the douche bags that called up about that, calling them asses, douche bags, tools, etc. Take a call from Bill who says he called up K-Rock and asked them if they heard the new Korn song yet, they said no. So Bill told them, haha, I'm hearing it now first on the Opie & Anthony show. Anthony starts immitating Caine and Cabbie. Opie then says, yeah they'll still say that you're gonna be hearing the Korn song first on K-Rock.
Scott Ferrall calls up and praises the new Korn song. Opie asks Ferrall what happened to the sports guy's lineup. Ferrall says Blain is gone and explained the circumstances for leaving. Anthony then says that the turnover of sports guys has been so many, it's exceeded Menudo. Opie then clarifies with Farrell that it's no longer Sports Guys, but now Ferrall. Ferrall then starts to talk and talk and talk and talk, while Opie tries to cut in. Ferrall still talks and talks and talks and then wants to give his picks for the NCAA Final Four. After more talking and more talking and more talking, Opie decides to move on. Ferrall finally says he has to go.
Thanks to I Beg to Differ
4:00-5:00
Catch the tail end of caller “Money” berating the show for being demeaning to women. She’s 55 and thinks she’s hot. O&A beat on her for being old, and crazy. They call her an older Martha from the last two days. Norton knows why she’s called money, “ Because she’s old and wrinkled” like $$.
Wiseacre listeners are sending in naked old lady pix via E-mail. They beg them to stop. Colin Quinn should be in studio any minute. A brief discussion about the new bedwetting spot, to go along with all the F-potion/grow hair/ lose weight spots. In seems that it’s a diaper for your bed. Walter the” laugh at me while I jack” pervert calls in. For those unfamiliar with Walter he likes to have girls laugh at him while he pleasures himself. BRB to Walter. Leslie the “stay at home “ mom calls in, loves the show, but upset about them playing music at 3:00. Apparently they played the new Korn song “Here to stay” , which has not been released yet, just to F with someone. (hoo,hoo). And then they played it again. They received a cease and desist fax from Sony b/w of Jeremy Coleman, who’s hiding under his desk at the moment. Standard lawyer blather about how it’s not yet released, and playing it before the release date will damage Sony and Korn…blah blah blah.
They introduce Leslie to Walter the laugh Perv, and have him explain his fetish to her. He claims he’s in his 20’s, and likes a “real laugh”. Leslie laughs at Walter and abuses him, but he doesn’t care for her laugh. She holds a baby to the phone, who cries. Doesn’t help Walter, but Norton’s turned on. “It helped me” JN
Colin Quinn arrives. They tell him that they love the new show, esp “who be winnin” and the other ethnic jokes. NBC is only giving him 3 shows to get this one off the ground, and they ratings weren’t that great for the 1st one. Fear Factor killed him. But Norton’s going to be on the next show!!!! They say it was edgy, smart, and very much like the original SNL.
Back to Walter, with Colin laughing in the background. “ He sounds like Slip Mahoney”.Dawn calls in to laugh at, and abuse Walter. He likes her voice, and is done in 30 seconds. Dawn wants Norton Tix as her prize. They trash Voss for a while for doing the same thing as Walter in his act, only for 50 people. Laura and Mare call in to tag team Walter, but Dawn has already been declared the winner, and he has no interest. A caller has the same interest, and also the same voice. Yellow Discipline jokes and break.
Barry Williams calls in about his match last night on FOX against Danny Bonaduce. He lost bad, and Danny made him his “biatch”. Looked like a “newborn calf” he was knocked down at least 3 times. Poor Barry just had 10 days to train, and Bonaduce is a 3rd degree Black belt or something. Barry says he could have kicked Danny’s ass when they were both on TV in the 70’s. The ratings were off the hook, and they beat the hell out of the West Wing. No rematch in the near future. Colin says Barry looked like Hallie Berry in “Monsters Ball”. Tyson Samsonite/Zoloft jokes for a while. In other matches Willis kicked the crap out of Vanilla Ice, and Paula Jones tried the Shane McMahon run away defense. All the money Barry made is going to Lupus research, didn’t catch the site. Some of the contestants had fake tattoo’s on their backs advertising stuff. 1st O&A want him to have a WOW tat next time, on his stomach, because he spent most of the time on his back. Then they decide he should just have “Robert Reed was here” right above his ass. Break. 5:05
Due to work constrictions, I was unable to catch the rest of the show. Any other contributions will be added.
O & A play Korn's newest hit from their forthcoming album. You heard it first on Opie and Anthony. After the song ends, they start complaining that calls have been coming in that it's Korn's 5th album not their 4th album. Opie clarifies that they said forthcoming, meaning coming out (Album comes out in April). They start tooling on the douche bags that called up about that, calling them asses, douche bags, tools, etc. Take a call from Bill who says he called up K-Rock and asked them if they heard the new Korn song yet, they said no. So Bill told them, haha, I'm hearing it now first on the Opie & Anthony show. Anthony starts immitating Caine and Cabbie. Opie then says, yeah they'll still say that you're gonna be hearing the Korn song first on K-Rock.
Scott Ferrall calls up and praises the new Korn song. Opie asks Ferrall what happened to the sports guy's lineup. Ferrall says Blain is gone and explained the circumstances for leaving. Anthony then says that the turnover of sports guys has been so many, it's exceeded Menudo. Opie then clarifies with Farrell that it's no longer Sports Guys, but now Ferrall. Ferrall then starts to talk and talk and talk and talk, while Opie tries to cut in. Ferrall still talks and talks and talks and then wants to give his picks for the NCAA Final Four. After more talking and more talking and more talking, Opie decides to move on. Ferrall finally says he has to go.
Thanks to I Beg to Differ
4:00-5:00
Catch the tail end of caller “Money” berating the show for being demeaning to women. She’s 55 and thinks she’s hot. O&A beat on her for being old, and crazy. They call her an older Martha from the last two days. Norton knows why she’s called money, “ Because she’s old and wrinkled” like $$.
Wiseacre listeners are sending in naked old lady pix via E-mail. They beg them to stop. Colin Quinn should be in studio any minute. A brief discussion about the new bedwetting spot, to go along with all the F-potion/grow hair/ lose weight spots. In seems that it’s a diaper for your bed. Walter the” laugh at me while I jack” pervert calls in. For those unfamiliar with Walter he likes to have girls laugh at him while he pleasures himself. BRB to Walter. Leslie the “stay at home “ mom calls in, loves the show, but upset about them playing music at 3:00. Apparently they played the new Korn song “Here to stay” , which has not been released yet, just to F with someone. (hoo,hoo). And then they played it again. They received a cease and desist fax from Sony b/w of Jeremy Coleman, who’s hiding under his desk at the moment. Standard lawyer blather about how it’s not yet released, and playing it before the release date will damage Sony and Korn…blah blah blah.
They introduce Leslie to Walter the laugh Perv, and have him explain his fetish to her. He claims he’s in his 20’s, and likes a “real laugh”. Leslie laughs at Walter and abuses him, but he doesn’t care for her laugh. She holds a baby to the phone, who cries. Doesn’t help Walter, but Norton’s turned on. “It helped me” JN
Colin Quinn arrives. They tell him that they love the new show, esp “who be winnin” and the other ethnic jokes. NBC is only giving him 3 shows to get this one off the ground, and they ratings weren’t that great for the 1st one. Fear Factor killed him. But Norton’s going to be on the next show!!!! They say it was edgy, smart, and very much like the original SNL.
Back to Walter, with Colin laughing in the background. “ He sounds like Slip Mahoney”.Dawn calls in to laugh at, and abuse Walter. He likes her voice, and is done in 30 seconds. Dawn wants Norton Tix as her prize. They trash Voss for a while for doing the same thing as Walter in his act, only for 50 people. Laura and Mare call in to tag team Walter, but Dawn has already been declared the winner, and he has no interest. A caller has the same interest, and also the same voice. Yellow Discipline jokes and break.
Barry Williams calls in about his match last night on FOX against Danny Bonaduce. He lost bad, and Danny made him his “biatch”. Looked like a “newborn calf” he was knocked down at least 3 times. Poor Barry just had 10 days to train, and Bonaduce is a 3rd degree Black belt or something. Barry says he could have kicked Danny’s ass when they were both on TV in the 70’s. The ratings were off the hook, and they beat the hell out of the West Wing. No rematch in the near future. Colin says Barry looked like Hallie Berry in “Monsters Ball”. Tyson Samsonite/Zoloft jokes for a while. In other matches Willis kicked the crap out of Vanilla Ice, and Paula Jones tried the Shane McMahon run away defense. All the money Barry made is going to Lupus research, didn’t catch the site. Some of the contestants had fake tattoo’s on their backs advertising stuff. 1st O&A want him to have a WOW tat next time, on his stomach, because he spent most of the time on his back. Then they decide he should just have “Robert Reed was here” right above his ass. Break. 5:05
Due to work constrictions, I was unable to catch the rest of the show. Any other contributions will be added.