FU to visitors from out of town

[DC Chick]

Fuck you people who decide on Wednesday to visit for the weekend. I had tickets to see Jim Norton, but I didn't have enough for everybody, so you said you'd get tickets. I told you on Wednesday to get tickets, you call me Friday night telling me they're sold out, right when I'm leaving work and too late for me to give the tickets away using the internet.
So I got to miss Jim Norton to spend Saturday evening with you whining about being bored cause I don't have any weed. "Well tanks for nothing", fuck you!