O&A Listening Thread 06-28-05

[BIV]

Hello kiddies.

Lets see...Walmart plane go boom?

[Whatzinmypants]

Good Morning BIV :action-sm

[generoso]

Morning Biv and Pants...

[BIV]

Morning kids. That Gay and lesbo network, LOGO, starts Thursday. Does that mean we will no longer be subjected to Will and Grace and Queer eye? WTF do gays need a tv network for.

[Whatzinmypants]

Hi bivvy and Whatz!

At Fenway last night I saw a mutant! his body was deformed! It scared me.


Good Morning :action-sm Are you ok now? or need some holding? LOL

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning Gen !!! :action-sm

[generoso]

My sister is gay and she got into the activist part of it...She had her friends over when Ellen came out on her show...One day I'll tell the story of her engaugemet party she had..the gays want everything doesn't suprise me about there own tv network

[BIV]

When do we get a whate men's network? Hmmmmmmmm
Though.....I guess we do have Spike.
What about a "White people's Network?"

[generoso]

Now now let the queers get their own network... For christ sake, we have the black network, womens network, christian network, Asian TV, Russian network, and so on... It really don't bother me, and who know maybe there will be a show who is the real girl and who is the tranny.
But this year cablevision has OLN so i get to see the dribble this country calls tv coverage of the tour de france again.....would luv to see the bicycling network.

[Whatzinmypants]

I would love have you hold me whatz :) It was very scary, his left arm was shorter than his right and both hands were not developed... He had no thumb on his left hand, and his ears were not real or something it was scary, like the black guy from Total Recal with the nasty arms.


Sounds truly frightening....I recommend some therapy on my couch :icon_wink hehehe.....

be back in a bit guys ...out of coffee...have to hit the store down the road....

[BIV]

Sounds truly frightening....I recommend some therapy on my couch :icon_wink hehehe.....

be back in a bit guys ...out of coffee...have to hit the store down the road....
Heh, Pants is a good egg. A chick who is fun, go figure.

[Bananajuice77]

Any Sac area douchebags reading this right now better head over to the first official Sacramento XM ONA sticker stop! INFO http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/opiesmiley.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/jimsmiley.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/antsmiley.gif
(http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=28401&page=1)

[Carrr]

Morning Baggers

[generoso]

When do we get a whate men's network? Hmmmmmmmm
Though.....I guess we do have Spike.
What about a "White people's Network?"
Spike had the idea but just doesn't cut it....

[BIV]

Okay New Yorkers and melting pot types, how the fuck do you pronounce this:
Wgeishofski

[BIV]

Spike had the idea but just doesn't cut it....
The bad part is it's not even that hard.

BET figured it out. Play gangsta rap, all black movies, shows that feature lots of bling.

Lifetime plays movies that make your pussy hurt but doesn't damage the children.

Spike should have had:
Teen girls showing tits and ass
Explosions
Sci-fi
Comedy.

They tried to do that....but somehow they failed. I think lack of funding and forsight.

[generoso]

Ok back with my coffee now I am ready to face the day...

[generoso]

The bad part is it's not even that hard.

BET figured it out. Play gangsta rap, all black movies, shows that feature lots of bling.

Lifetime plays movies that make your pussy hurt but doesn't damage the children.

Spike should have had:
Teen girls showing tits and ass
Explosions
Sci-fi
Comedy.

They tried to do that....but somehow they failed. I think lack of funding and forsight.

So true and sunday morning have those car and truck fixit shows....
And A view like show with Bam Margents(how ever you spell it) and his bunch .

[BIV]

So true and sunday morning have those car and truck fixit shows....
And A view like show with Bam Margents(how ever you spell it) and his bunch .

Good point...good point. And Teen girls with tits and ass.

I propose a reality TV show, I call it "Carwash" It's nothing but cameras taken around the country filming high school cheerleader carwashes. Instant ratings.

Now, how do you pronounce "Wgeishofski"?

[Tax Kuntz]

Good Morning.


What's with all the gay talk so early in the morning?

[mikepop]

morning

[BIV]

My last post was anything but gay sir.:action-sm
Hi Taxy.

[Tax Kuntz]

My last post was anything but gay sir.:action-sm
Hi Taxy.

NOT YOU!

[generoso]

Where is my cup sir?

But Biv is right Spike fucked it up...
I think Pants was bringing you cup.....And hopefully Spike will get it right oneday

[Whatzinmypants]

I have my coffee now i'm happy :icon_mrgr Good morning Tax :action-sm

[Schnit Dick]

Morning all

[BIV]

I love this video game bit.EDIT: I forgot it evolved into this....great.

How many high school carwashes would you need to film for a whole series, you think?

[DrGonzoPA]

Punching in

[JRamoneRIP]

hey all

[JRamoneRIP]

am I wrong for laughing my ass off at "Spun"??

[BIV]

am I wrong for laughing my ass off at "Spun"??
Who's is this Spun?

[generoso]

Morning Gonzo ..And Pants did you bring Boston a cup as well

[Schnit Dick]

Lets do it

[BIV]

Q the music

[generoso]

Anyway lets cue the music and get the day going.......

[JRamoneRIP]

cue music

[JRamoneRIP]

Biv> "Spun" is a movie about those stupid shits known as Methheads.. it has Jason Swartzman, Deborah Harry, and Mickey Rourke in it

[JoeyDVDZ]

Mornin' pests. Should be a pretty good show today!

[JRamoneRIP]

i love to laugh at Tweakers, those wastes of space

[burningsun]

and john leguizamo jacking into a sock!

[JRamoneRIP]

top o' the morn to you fine sir, Joey

[JRamoneRIP]

and john leguizamo jacking into a sock!


oh that too AND a fuckin HOT fully nude Chloe Hunter tied to a bed :clap: :clap:

[BIV]

This is great:
From Metro Source:
>>Wife And Lover Difference
(Venezuela) -- Controversy is swirling around a beer company in Venezuela after an ad saying the difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 70 pounds. According to a local newspaper, Regional beer placed a TV commercial that said 30 kilos is the difference between a lover and a wife. Thirty kilos comes out to just under 70 pounds and women's groups in the country are demanding a public apology. That doesn't seem to be coming anytime soon. A company official said, quote, I bet all these women's groups are run by women who are at least 30 kilos overweight."

[Schnauzer]

morning pals

[generoso]

Never seen thatb film have to get it now..Just got my SLC punks DVD though...

[WaxOff]

Anyone else think they should get some Deadwood sound clips?

[burningsun]

nice, gaffigan and leary!

[JRamoneRIP]

FUCKIN A!!!! i love Dennis (in a hetrosexual macho way of course)

[BIV]

Anyone got a pic of Chloe Hunter?

[Farm Flufer]

Morning baggers.

[JRamoneRIP]

ummm...wasn't BTK a while ago??

[Rev]

Good morning, pests!

[Chuckyarla]

mornin fellow pests

[JRamoneRIP]

Biv> I'll try to get one, but think of the poster for American Beauty, that's HER body

[generoso]

well time for work.......Cya on the pm side

[moosenman]

Finally my underacheiving ass is up early enough to listen to OnA live!

[DrGonzoPA]

I blame the bible, it should be banned

[Schnauzer]

ummm...wasn't BTK a while ago??
well its on the home page of comcast. its back :icon_surp

[BIV]

Biv> I'll try to get one, but think of the poster for American Beauty, that's HER body
Nice. And a great movie too.

[BIV]

Later Gen!!!

[burningsun]

fucking Opie, it's too early to hear yelling

[BIV]

Frankendog:
http://www.halloweenproductions.com/recent_projects/garfield3d/frankendog.html

[Chuckyarla]

Were any of the dogs named Chester?

[MrMotherFucker]

morning folks

[burningsun]

how long until a pic of al franken's face on a dog shows up in the photoshop thread?

[Farm Flufer]

Holy shit, that was fucking loud.

[Chuckyarla]

Holy shit, that was fucking loud.
My sound now sounds like shit after that loud music, anyone else?

[MrMotherFucker]

Were any of the dogs named Chester?

perhaps Rudy was one of test subjects

[moosenman]

Hoo hoo I invented boredness. Tell em fred

[BIV]

Later BS.

[JRamoneRIP]

http://www.latalent.com/Women/ChloeHunter.jpg

[BIV]

Did he just say the officer had an axe wound?

[Schnauzer]

mods uhoooo

[BIV]

Wow....she is fucking hot. I think that pic is against the rules now though...not that I'm complaining.

[JRamoneRIP]

Mods, delete that second pic please

[Schnauzer]

Mods, delete that second pic please
:icon_cry:

[BIV]

Mods, delete that second pic please
you can do it by editing the post.

[BIV]

Those pics are all over the net Schnauser...just do a yahoo search.

[JRamoneRIP]

Biv> that second pic doesn't even do her justice. Go out and buy the Unrated DVD later today :)

[moosenman]

who the fuck is she?

[Schnauzer]

Biv> that second pic doesn't even do her justice. Go out and buy the Unrated DVD later today :)
im lost, who is that, what dvd?

[moosenman]

Fuckers wouldn't even give Ant a honorary diploma! fuckem!

[JRamoneRIP]

Chloe Hunter in the movie "Spun"

[Schnauzer]

maybe ill go pick it up at best buy

[burningsun]

I'd say rent it first

[Schnauzer]

I'd say rent it first
is there anything worth buying? i havnt seen any good movies for awhile

[BeezerBlanks]

wow people in florida are retarded

[UnOriginal]

mornin fellas :action-sm :action-sm

[Schnauzer]

mornin fellas :action-sm :action-sm
:action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[Seth]

Chloe there looks like the chick playing the Mom from "The Ring"- Naomi Watts

[JRamoneRIP]

hhmmm... "hostage" was ok/ ANY season set of "Homicide" is a MUST BUY. Oh, the original " The Longest Yard" came out recently. GREAT film

[Farm Flufer]

wow people in florida are retarded


Hey! :icon_frow

[BIV]

805 people were injured or killed in deer-vehicle crashes in 2003 ...
Deer, more deadly than sharks.

[moosenman]

If you get eatten by a shark! your stupid and deserve to be torn to bits! swimming too fucking far!

[UnOriginal]

I just bought mario sunshine, dangerously addicting, it's a guilty pleasure because it's so childish but alot of fun

[JoeyDVDZ]

Her tits are pretty nasty when she's laying on her back.... pretty gal, but I'll pass on buying a dvd just for her sex scene.

[UnOriginal]

I can't wait to hear Leary, I just bought Rescue Me Season 1 and I'm like 3/4 through it and taped the first episode last week of season 2, I might just download it instead tho.

[JRamoneRIP]

sorry fellas :icon_lol:

[BIV]

Her tits are pretty nasty when she's laying on her back.... pretty gal, but I'll pass on buying a dvd just for her sex scene.
How was the movie?

[Seth]

I can't wait to hear Leary, I just bought Rescue Me Season 1 and I'm like 3/4 through it and taped the first episode last week of season 2, I might just download it instead tho.
Shit, I missed the start of season 2 and didn't even know it. What day/time?

[Schnit Dick]

sorry fellas :icon_lol:

What was that from?

[BIV]

Time to go home. Later fellas.
Schnit: Read back a page.

[JRamoneRIP]

the second episode of Rescue me is on tonight at 10 on FX

[Seth]

That awful news tease! I saw it last night and laughed at the "news" and the assholes who fall for their fear mongering.

[Schnauzer]

Time to go home. Later fellas.
Schnit: Read back a page.
later fella

[UnOriginal]

Shit, I missed the start of season 2 and didn't even know it. What day/time?


umm I think tuesdays at 10:00, I will send you the file on aim as soon as I download the torrent of it later today, right now I'm at Sacred Heart and they block torrent downloading and mIRC because of law suits

[JRamoneRIP]

What was that from?
same movie..she's only made 3. "Spun" was her biggest part thus far

[Seth]

the second episode of Rescue me is on tonight at 10 on FX
Thank you... that explains why I never accidentally came across it- that's past my beddy-by time! DVR to the rescue!

[Chuckyarla]

Warning, media shark alert. a newsman may attack you

[JRamoneRIP]

later Biv

[UnOriginal]

Seth I am drinking this Dasani drink with a hint of lemon, made with splenda, very nice, if its not too bad for me I might replace soft drinks and the garbage I drink with it.

[JRamoneRIP]

40 minutes past 7, time to start talking about the show hehe

[JRamoneRIP]

O&A should get Mickey Rourke to come in. he's cool

[Seth]

if its not too bad for me
Just read the label and know what the totals mean for you. If there's sodium, carbs, calories, make sure you drink it in moderation is all. Anything, of course, is better than soda. Even milkshakes are healthier for you!

[jpc165]

I just bought mario sunshine, dangerously addicting, it's a guilty pleasure because it's so childish but alot of fun

That was a pretty good game. Didn't it come out a few years ago?

[UnOriginal]

40 minutes past 7, time to start talking about the show hehe


are you calling me a procrastinator? :fight6:

[DrGonzoPA]

Paul McCartney's wife has had more miscarriages then there have been shark attacks in the US last year

[JRamoneRIP]

here's a list of my FAVE movies, to let you make a choice to see if you're on my wave length

First Blood part 2, Big Lebowski, Friday the 13th, Pulp Fiction, Old School, Office Space, Re-animator, Very Bad Things, Wild Things, Groundhog Day, Kingpin, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, Audition, Dead or Alive, Dawn of the Dead, almost anything Dario Argento, Return of the living dead, The Nakid Kiss, Running Man, PURPLE RAIN!!

[UnOriginal]

That was a pretty good game. Didn't it come out a few years ago?

yeah when gamecube first came out, I just took gamecube back out from the top of my garage, I didn't want to buy Resident Evil 4 because its so expensive :icon_mad:

[JRamoneRIP]

are you calling me a procrastinator? :fight6:

I was more talking about me LOL

[Seth]

First Blood part 2, Big Lebowski, Friday the 13th, Pulp Fiction, Old School, Office Space, Re-animator, Very Bad Things, Wild Things, Groundhog Day, Kingpin, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, Audition, Dead or Alive, Dawn of the Dead, almost anything Dario Argento, Return of the living dead, The Nakid Kiss, Running Man, PURPLE RAIN!!
Please tell me that's not in any order!

[UnOriginal]

" there's a shark repellent, it's called land" :clap: :clap: :clap:

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning All

[BeezerBlanks]

Paul McCartney's wife has had more miscarriages then there have been shark attacks in the US last year

hahaha

[UnOriginal]

good morning joe

[JRamoneRIP]

gaycube has a friggen purple carrying handle.. I just can't take the machine seriously

[Schnauzer]

gaycube has a friggen purple carrying handle.. I just can't take the machine seriously
hahaha

[JRamoneRIP]

Please tell me that's not in any order!


hahaha.. nope it's pretty scattershot

[BeezerBlanks]

heres the shark attackin info page

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/sharks1.html

[DoughBoy]

How not to crush your balls between the seat and the bowl?

[BeezerBlanks]

what channel is the vampire story gonna be on fox?

[Rev]

Not many people know, Jaws was inspired by a rash of attacks in Atlantic City,NJ!

Do a google for "Matawan Man-eater" and you can read up on it more.

[DrGonzoPA]

There is nothing hotter then a body with under-developed breast and a bald pussy with abig hole in the side of it

[Seth]

Anyone else have trouble deciphering the callers' comments? They are so muddled sometimes. I listen on 30 and can't understand them sometimes. Everything else is clear as day though

[DoughBoy]

You listen on 30... what the fuck does that mean?

[UnOriginal]

death by soda machine, I smell a photoshop with the retarded Lavern and Shirley being slain, haha.

[Chuckyarla]

anthony right, green is statistically more gooder

[DrGonzoPA]

The dark purples in monopoly you have to pay the hotel rates by the hour

[BeezerBlanks]

You listen on 30... what the fuck does that mean?

volume?

[DrGonzoPA]

I was wacking my bag while listening to the BTK confessions

[TheBrain]

The Lawyer will probably claim the guy was protecting himself after feeling someone jump on his back. Figures the guys last name is "Killings"

[UnOriginal]

The party rock promo is my favorite

[JRamoneRIP]

the writer of "War of the Worlds" equates the story of alien invasion to the American military in Iraq..so appartly the Aliens are the military and Tom Cruise and company are Iraqi Insurgence. Complete Battle Ship

[Seth]

volume?
Disco. I have it on the loudest it goes so I can hear it anywhere... but I can't always understand the callers. It pisses me off!

[UnOriginal]

who started the O&A Party Rock? Nathaniel the intern?

[DoughBoy]

O&A Body Rock was started by Master Po at Mardi Gras

[Seth]

the writer of "War of the Worlds" equates the story of alien invasion to the American military in Iraq..so appartly the Aliens are the military and Tom Cruise and company are Iraqi Insurgence. Complete Battle Ship
The writer? Do you mean the screen writer? Cuz when HG Wells wrote it, there was no Iraq (I could be exaggerating- I have no idea when that ashtray was founded).

[UnOriginal]

O&A Body Rock was started by Master Po at Mardi Gras


oh shit, good work doughboy on the trivia :clap:

[Tax Kuntz]

Did the last promo say the replays schedule will be different?

[DoughBoy]

Did the last promo say the replays schedule will be different?

I don't pay attention till they go back live...

[UnOriginal]

I don't pay attention till they go back live...

same with me, yay the hoo hoo shirt, I wanna buy that

[JRamoneRIP]

The writer? Do you mean the screen writer? Cuz when HG Wells wrote it, there was no Iraq (I could be exaggerating- I have no idea when that ashtray was founded).

Well yeah, the screen writer, David Koepp

[DoughBoy]

Steve is going out to meet random guys at dinner.

[Schnit Dick]

oh shit, good work doughboy on the trivia :clap:

I thought everyone knew that...it wasnt a little known seceret...they stated it all the time

[DoughBoy]

I thought everyone knew that...it wasnt a little known seceret...they stated it all the time

I concur.

[DoughBoy]

That isn't someone special... that is black earl with a deeper voice.

[UnOriginal]

schnit dick, you're from hartford? I used to live in Wethersfield. Did the thunderstorm hit you as bad as it did New Haven?

[Seth]

Well yeah, the screen writer, David Koepp
I'm so insecure with my knowledge that I really thought you may have meant Wells... I'm easily proven wrong by an adamant stance. I stink.

[UnOriginal]

and basically I just had a dumb question and I shoulda thanked dough boy for answering it, not applauded him. They went on mardi gras the week that my Skyfi 2 was stolen out of my car

[Schnit Dick]

schnit dick, you're from hartford? I used to live in Wethersfield. Did the thunderstorm hit you as bad as it did New Haven?

No not really...at least the news said so...i sleep through anything so I didnt hear it. It wasnt too bad out this morning though, I heard New Haven is under a lot of water though

[Chuckyarla]

Jimmy has had a lot of big men? It's not gay if they are big?

[girthymac]

Good Morning all.....

[UnOriginal]

No not really...at least the news said so...i sleep through anything so I didnt hear it. It wasnt too bad out this morning though, I heard New Haven is under a lot of water though

I would have slept through it but my dog kept jumping on my bed and off it again, he got so scared because of the lightning. Yeah as I left for class I saw that the news was talking about the storm approaching Hartford. Might not have been bad at all

[Schnauzer]

"a nat came in it" hahahahaa

[LordJezo]

Does anyone know if you can buy Rent Boys?

I have been looking but can't find a copy anywhere.

[JRamoneRIP]

hey Girthy, my main man

[girthymac]

Does anyone know if you can buy Rent Boys?

I have been looking but can't find a copy anywhere.
wait.....what??......

[DrGonzoPA]

Dont they hear these faggots talk before they hire them?

[Seth]

Sam sounds adorable... like he weights 120lbs and is about 5 foot and you could just pick him up and carry him in your purse.

[girthymac]

hey Girthy, my main man
What's up man!!! :action-sm

[MrMotherFucker]

He sounds like that faggot intern Noah

[LordJezo]

wait.....what??......

You know, the book.. Rent Boys.

[JRamoneRIP]

mark this date on your calender...i'm sober LOL

[JRamoneRIP]

the only people who loved Titantic were young girls and fags

[Seth]

Wait, I think I'm wrong

[girthymac]

the only people who loved Titantic were young girls and fags
I heard it made Bob Kelley cry.......

[burningsun]

"hold my hand, Jack. Hold my hand"

[Sack of Chisels]

H.G. Wells wrote war of the worlds. not Orson.

[girthymac]

hello??.....is this thing on......??

[JRamoneRIP]

there's ANOTHER version of "War of the Worlds" coming out on DVD today that is supposed to be amazinggo here (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0449040/)

[Schnauzer]

tell em fred

[jpc165]

tell 'em fetus. O&A ripped me off when they traveled to the future and ripped off the diary bit.

[Seth]

H.G. Wells wrote war of the worlds. not Orson.
I had that moment too. Orson broadcast it. I had to look it up. Like more confusion was needed with the two of them.

[DrGonzoPA]

Every BTK sandwich comes in a plastic bag

[TheBrain]

Cleareds = Whites

[hcs]

Xenu pwns you.

[UnOriginal]

haha I have not heard anything besides scientology sounding like a cult

[Schnauzer]

is it legal to post a pic of a topless chick if i erase the nipples?

[MonsterToe]

a million dollars a fucking day? Fuck it, lets start our own religion! We need a more fucked up story than that to start the religion and there are plenty of numbnuts that will buy into it.
-T

[Schnit Dick]

is it legal to post a pic of a topless chick if i erase the nipples?

I think you can post a link though cant you?

[MonsterToe]

I'm surprised that this douchebag isn't a scientologist on the phones.

[UnOriginal]

monster toe, hahaha I like the username

[Schnauzer]

I think you can post a link though cant you?
ok, ill post it

[Seth]

haha I have not heard anything besides scientology sounding like a cult
Some would say every religion sounds like a cult. Scientology isn't any more shocking to me than believing in the Holy Ghost and a man who died but was resurrected or what have you...

[Schnauzer]

NSFW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/iSchnauzer/JessicaAlbanude.jpg

[Seth]

That's a complete fake, but not bad.

[UnOriginal]

UGHHHH!!! "do you understand that" SO FUCKING CONDESCENDING!! And no, he does not know all of the history of psychology, he thinks he does

[MonsterToe]

monster toe, hahaha I like the username
Thanks. new to the board. :action-sm

[girthymac]

NSFW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/iSchnauzer/JessicaAlbanude.jpg
YOu're a phoney.....your a big fat Phoney!!!!

[UnOriginal]

has anyone made an animated gif of the Kelsey Grammar fall?

[Schnauzer]

YOu're a phoney.....your a big fat Phoney!!!!
:icon_cry: i wonder whos body that is anyway

[MonsterToe]

How could a scientologist call any form of medicine (psychology) a "pseudo-science"? What a condescending asshole.

[UnOriginal]

with how stupid Tom Cruise is, I refuse to pay to see War of the Worlds.

[Seth]

has anyone made an animated gif of the Kelsey Grammar fall?
Someone has the actual footage as a sigpic...

[girthymac]

:icon_cry: i wonder whos body that is anyway
Ahhh....Stalker PAtti!!!!!!!

[JRamoneRIP]

I'm not seeing War of the Worlds either

[APortablePhone]

How could a scientologist call any form of medicine (psychology) a "pseudo-science"? What a condescending asshole.

I'm not a scientologist and I'll say that psychology/psychiatry is a pseudo-science, and there no need to put pseudo-science in quotes, it's an actual term.

Other examples of pseudoscience...Cold fusion, pseudoarchaeology, astrology, the expansion theory, and of course, scientology.

[Schnit Dick]

Some would say every religion sounds like a cult. Scientology isn't any more shocking to me than believing in the Holy Ghost and a man who died but was resurrected or what have you...

I would be one of those some I guess...but some are more than others. Like Mormans make you give them what 20% of your pay check or something like that.

[EdC]

Yea Cruise is an ass but so is Matt Lauer. It would be really hard to sit there and be interviewed by that reporter wannabe. I don't agree with Cruise but I do believe he touches on a bit of truth. The Psychological profession seem really quick to prescribe Ritalin to mommy's little terror assuming poor parenting couldn't possibly have anything to do with it.

At least Anthony cleared one thing up for me. Brooke Shields doesn't have enough midi chlorians.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Some would say every religion sounds like a cult. Scientology isn't any more shocking to me than believing in the Holy Ghost and a man who died but was resurrected or what have you...

I was chatting with a Jewish Italian gal over the weekend who was facinated with catholocism. She works in a Blockbuster Video store, and had a huge list of movies wherein people go to confession, recieve the holy communion, etc. and she raved about how cool it seemed to her, how she really wanted to try a confession, yada yada. Needless to say, I looked at her a bit strangely.

Point of this is, all religion is totally bent. I liked Ant's belief of it, that there's energy, it goes on after our meat does, and whatever happens afterward is unknown until we're there.

[Schnauzer]

Ahhh....Stalker PAtti!!!!!!!
thats hot

[JoeyDVDZ]

I like Tom Cruise's movies, most of the time. Tom himself, however, is a total douche tool.

[Seth]

The Psychological profession seem really quick to prescribe Ritalin to mommy's little terror assuming poor parenting couldn't possibly have anything to do with it.
Some kids profit from the drug though. Its hard to tell the difference, but when they get it right, its fucking wonderful. I know a kid on a version of ritalin- she's a different child, but I'm not sure that's a good thing. She's pleasant to be around, but she's a lot less child-like than when she's off the meds. I'm on the fence. :icon_conf

[Schnauzer]

I like Tom Cruise's movies, most of the time. Tom himself, however, is a total douche tool.
ya same here, i havnt seen alot of his movies, but i like interview with a vampire, and whatever other ones i acually did see.

[EdC]

I was chatting with a Jewish Italian gal over the weekend who was facinated with catholocism. She works in a Blockbuster Video store, and had a huge list of movies wherein people go to confession, recieve the holy communion, etc. and she raved about how cool it seemed to her, how she really wanted to try a confession, yada yada. Needless to say, I looked at her a bit strangely.

Point of this is, all religion is totally bent. I liked Ant's belief of it, that there's energy, it goes on after our meat does, and whatever happens afterward is unknown until we're there.

I'm in the camp that does believe there is a God. It is pretty arrogant of our scientist to think they can summarily dismiss that idea when they aren't even close to being able to create a life of any kind from scratch.

With that said, I don't find any ORGANIZED religion to be completely credible. Look at the Catholics. Where in their own holy book does it say they are supposed to confess anything to another human being? I also refuse to believe that if there is a God that they would automatically condemn some innocent child from one of the "wrong" religions when they had no chance of learning the "right" religion, especially when they are all based on blind faith.

[bonked]

Be as smart as Prof. Ant (http://www.xenu.net/) and learn about Scientology - and laugh your ass off that large portions of hollywood are brain dead enough to buy into this shit.

I'm a proud fucking "Wog" - Scientology Kills.

[JRamoneRIP]

the ONLY good Tom Cruise movies are Collateral, Magnolia, Jerry Maquire, Rain man, and Risky Business. Top gun is ok

[Seth]

she raved about how cool it seemed to her, how she really wanted to try a confession, yada yada. Needless to say, I looked at her a bit strangely.
Not for nothing, coming from a religion where you could go to hell if you died on any of the 365 days of the year except one, then a religion where you could be redeemed on a weekly/daily basis (and so go to heaven on any day) would look pretty enticing.

But I'm with you, "religion is for people with no visible means of support" as my mother has been known to say...

[Schnauzer]

tuska gee gee

[Peachy]

the ONLY good Tom Cruise movies are Collateral, Magnolia, Jerry Maquire, Rain man, and Risky Business. Top gun is ok

A few Good Men was great, although that's due to Nicholsen.

Oh, yeah, mornin.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Someone needs to smack this tool in the face. Just yell into his face, "You self-important fucker you, who the hell are you to tell ANYONE what they should do to feel better?"

[EdC]

Some kids profit from the drug though. Its hard to tell the difference, but when they get it right, its fucking wonderful. I know a kid on a version of ritalin- she's a different child, but I'm not sure that's a good thing. She's pleasant to be around, but she's a lot less child-like than when she's off the meds. I'm on the fence. :icon_conf

Yea ... I know that there are probably some kids that benefit. My problem is that you now even get schools getting involved in diagnosis for every hyperactive kid. They don't even consider the fact that a lot parents load their kids with caffeine and sugar and don't discipline them. It is easier for schools, parents and psychiatrists to just prescribe a pill than to look at potential causes.

[JRamoneRIP]

ya same here, i havnt seen alot of his movies, but i like interview with a vampire, and whatever other ones i acually did see.

I HATE interview with a vampire, it turned a GOOD horror movie staple and turned them all into fruity, gothy, and fags

[EdC]

Someone needs to smack this tool in the face. Just yell into his face, "You self-important fucker you, who the hell are you to tell ANYONE what they should do to feel better?"

Cruise or Lauer? Again, Cruise is a nut bag ... so is Lauer. Lauer gets a free pass to use personal observations but nobody else does.

[Schnauzer]

I HATE interview with a vampire, it turned a GOOD horror movie staple and turned them all into fruity, gothy, and fags
i stink

[JRamoneRIP]

A few Good Men was great, although that's due to Nicholsen.

Oh, yeah, mornin.

Exactly!! I never consider few good man a Cruise movie

[Sack of Chisels]

No, an "ideal existance" is turning a fucking science fiction story into a religion.

[MonsterToe]

I'm in the camp that does believe there is a God. It is pretty arrogant of our scientist to think they can summarily dismiss that idea when they aren't even close to being able to create a life of any kind from scratch.

With that said, I don't find any ORGANIZED religion to be completely credible. Look at the Catholics. Where in their own holy book does it say they are supposed to confess anything to another human being? I also refuse to believe that if there is a God that they would automatically condemn some innocent child from one of the "wrong" religions when they had no chance of learning the "right" religion, especially when they are all based on blind faith.
whether I believe in a God or not, I agree with your thoughts on organized religion. How's the quote go? More people have died in the name of God than for any other reason.

I think that organized religion really fucks it up for most people. There are so many that want to subscribe to thought patterns and directions on how to live their lives down to the type of underwear they can wear (Mormons).

Then again, I think ANY extreemist is dangerous to the general population.
-T

[Peachy]

w00t, Ant just used my line! :)

[Seth]

It is pretty arrogant of our scientist to think they can summarily dismiss that idea when they aren't even close to being able to create a life of any kind from scratch.
Wow, that is an interesting stance!

I also refuse to believe that if there is a God that they would automatically condemn some innocent child
That one kills me too. If you aren't baptized as a fucking newborn baby, you can go to hell for the original sin your PARENTS commited! WTF??

I believe religion should be in your heart, not in a church. Organized religion stinks!

[jpc165]

I officially would like someone to kill Tom Cruise. There are enough other actors out there to replace him. Thanks Tom, I'll be downloading war of the worlds instead of seeing it the theaters. F him and his self important horse shit.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Cruise or Lauer? Again, Cruise is a nut bag ... so is Lauer. Lauer gets a free pass to use personal observations but nobody else does.

Lauer is TRYING to say, If it works, who is Tom to say don't do it? Lauer is trying to make this delusional fuckbag understand that psyciatry (sp) does work for some people. Lauer is being a reasonable, thoughtful person. This douche-chill inducing excuse for a human being, Tom Cruise, however, is so SO certian that his science fiction religion is the way to go that he CANNOT EVEN SEE that there might be other paths to mental health & hygiene.

[Peachy]

For the love of whatever you worship, someone please rescue Katie!

[Skeet Slambone]

My Brother did some research about Scientology. Apparently they beleive there are peptides in the body which cause every emotion and are trained from childhood to produce those emotions at a given time, almost like voice recognition software. Their goal is to learn how to manipulate those peptides and gain command of them.

[Schnit Dick]

"If you are in the public eye the public will hear what you are going to say" - ELo

[Cosmo]

Tom Cruise is an expert Samurai.

[WaxOff]

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/062405/flash.php?flash=tom.swf

[hcs]

QVC is selling John Lennon jewelery right now. hehe

[JRamoneRIP]

Burt Reynolds did "Smokey and the Bandit, "Boogie nights", "The Longest Run", and "Deliverence" he's ENTITLED to be an A-hole if he wants

[hiphopcharlie]

The Paesano's commercial?

[hiphopcharlie]

i stink the "new" PAesano's commercial

[EdC]

Lauer is TRYING to say, If it works, who is Tom to say don't do it? Lauer is trying to make this delusional fuckbag understand that psyciatry (sp) does work for some people. Lauer is being a reasonable, thoughtful person. This douche-chill inducing excuse for a human being, Tom Cruise, however, is so SO certian that his science fiction religion is the way to go that he CANNOT EVEN SEE that there might be other paths to mental health & hygiene.

Cruise makes it easy but Lauer goes into every interview on a mission to be seen as a real journalist. My wife watchs that crap Today show every day so I end up overhearing what hacks they are.

I'm not going to defend Cruise at all but just listen to a few interviews with Lauer and hear how arrogant and condescending he is with anybody that doesn't fit his ideology. If he likes somebody's views he is a gentleman and completely supports them. If he doesn't he interrupts and attacks. That might be OK if journalists weren't theoretically supposed to be objective.

[BigDickBlack]

Monring BBBBoys! Wow thats all I got to write yesterday thanks to some fucking meetings! YUK! Wow! I wonder if Dennis is going to punk Op for using his bit a while back! LOL!

[JRamoneRIP]

you can'tlook at people smoking? what the fuck?

[JRamoneRIP]

thank you!!!!!!!!! fuck fake tits

[EdC]

Gaffigan's stealing / paraphrasing Norton's tonight show bit.

[Schnit Dick]

Did he just say he is disturbed...i didnt realize that ELo was in studio

[Schnauzer]

QVC is selling John Lennon jewelery right now. hehe
i wish more qvc shows would turn out like these...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/qvclatter.asx

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/katanaslip.mpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/techtv.wmv

[Cosmo]

You want hard hitting news and dick jokes, go to Fox news. You want to hear gods message, go to O&A.

[JRamoneRIP]

what a fuckin nut

[Seth]

Does this chick want to see other vags? Wants the lezbo experience to be not curious anymore?

[Chuckyarla]

They don't know where to go with a vagina?

[Seth]

Poor girl waited on the phone for 2 hours to get nothing. What a fucking moron- she didn't prep well.

[DoughBoy]

Poor girl waited on the phone for 2 hours to get nothing. What a fucking moron- she didn't prep well.

Well, she did have a vagina... and we all know the statistics of guests/callers and their ability to help the show if they own a vagina.

[Col.Trautman]

Morning boys

[BigDickBlack]

Morning boys

Whats up trouser trautman! :action-sm

[JRamoneRIP]

this thread is screeching to a halt post wise, pick it up people

[girthymac]

Trautman!.......I guess everyones actually listening today.......

[JRamoneRIP]

give me a topic and i'll just run with the motherfuck

[Seth]

this thread is screeching to a halt post wise, pick it up people
Its not such a bad thing- maybe we're all just enjoying the show for once! I dig Denis Leary's voice so much more than the man himself. I like when he's on the show.

[JRamoneRIP]

i whole-heartedly agree, Leary rocks

[girthymac]

give me a topic and i'll just run with the motherfuck
What's the benefit of beastiallity?? K I want a full report by the end of the day..... :action-sm

[shroomman_100]

Cam Neely rules

[Schnit Dick]

Baseball teams lowered there prices sooo much after the strike. I remember teams selling tickets for $1 and still couldn't sell out

[girthymac]

Cam Neely rules
Do you mean Sea Bass?!?!!!

[Chaotic]

Morning :action-sm

[JRamoneRIP]

What's the benefit of beastiallity?? K I want a full report by the end of the day..... :action-sm


If a dog feels like you've forced yourself upon them. Sure he could complain, but who's gonna listen??

[Schnit Dick]

Ant says not to be embarassed about your knowledge...thats because he knows everything

[Seth]

If a dog feels like you've forced yourself upon them. Sure he could complain, but who's gonna listen??As long as you don't kill it, the answer is: Nobody.

[Sack of Chisels]

Denis "E-Lo" Leary.

[girthymac]

If a dog feels like you've forced yourself upon them. Sure he could complain, but who's gonna listen??
Do dog's consider it kinky, to do it human style??

[Col.Trautman]

Whats up trouser trautman! :action-sm

why trouser - Just for shits and giggles?

[Schnit Dick]

Jimmy had a great line last time they talked about her...something like one less arm to hold down to keep her still

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mornin! :action-sm

Wow, weren't we just discussing how Denis Leary isn't a friend of the show anymore?

[JRamoneRIP]

As long as you don't kill it, the answer is: Nobody.

Sure they might try to gnaw at your cock if you stuff it in too far, but just donkey punch them and/or cover your balls in peanut butter. Doggies are just like fat chicks in that way

[DoughBoy]

got a nice el oh el when jimmy said that.

[JoeyDVDZ]

When was Leary not a friend of the show?

[Sajix]

When was Leary not a friend of the show?


they were talking about him ripping off all of his standup material and just riffing on him for awhile one show

[BigDickBlack]

why trouser - Just for shits and giggles?

As in trouser trout-man! ERRRKKKK CCRRAAASSSHHHH!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Eh.... that doesn't make him an enemy; after all, isn't one of the commandments of The Church of Opie "Thou Shalt tool upon one another verily"?

[Col.Trautman]

As in trouser trout-man! ERRRKKKK CCRRAAASSSHHHH!!!

just a fender bender its ok

[BigDickBlack]

Eh.... that doesn't make him an enemy; after all, isn't one of the commandments of The Church of Opie "Thou Shalt tool upon one another verily"?

NICE!!!

[BigDickBlack]

just a fender bender its ok

HHHHMMM HHRRMMMPPP!!!!

[Col.Trautman]

I love this song

[Schnit Dick]

I love this song

Definitely one of the best ones out there

[TaZMaNiaK]

"I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it."

That is my favorite song of all time!

[Schnit Dick]

I think someone needs to do a parody of that song singing that they are a pest

[TaZMaNiaK]

July 4th and 5th?! Why can't they take Friday and Monday like everyone else, dammit!?

[TaZMaNiaK]

I think someone needs to do a parody of that song singing that they are a pest
Pest is only 1 syllable, and it's not one that you can stretch out.. (I'm a pe-hest..)

[Seth]

Jim Gaffigan is performing in China in July- wtf is up with that?

[Col.Trautman]

That song make me want to slap a Sand Nig... Golfer

[JRamoneRIP]

That song make me want to slap a Sand Nig... Golfer

What did Tiger Woods every do to you?

[Col.Trautman]

What did Tiger Woods every do to you?

Nothing....

[Col.Trautman]

Its suck that golfer's can't swim

[girthymac]

What did Tiger Woods every do to you?
He smiled at me with those big White horse teeth

[DrGonzoPA]

The autopsy revealed that it was either MIKE TYSON or Marv Albert who bit the girl and not a shark

[Cha94]

does anyone know the name of that song?

[Seth]

does anyone know the name of that song?
which one?

[HeadDick]

http://www.pravalas.com/crap/suffocate.jpg

[Cha94]

which one?

sorry sir...the one they played while the BTK killer was talking about the killings in the background

[Seth]

The scary music was from the shining, the fast was from Benny Hill

[girthymac]

wow we are only on page 13....normally thats half way through the show......must be a good show....

[Seth]

Check it out, you can get a Benny Hill ringtone here:
http://www.ringingballs.com/blogcategory/TV_Ringtones/

[Cha94]

Check it out, you can get a Benny Hill ringtone here:
http://www.ringingballs.com/blogcategory/TV_Ringtones/

Thank you very much Seth :action-sm

[Schnit Dick]

wow we are only on page 13....normally thats half way through the show......must be a good show....

Its a good show I think...but not one that is very interactive with the listeners

[TrybalRage]

And he can't be put to death because Kansas did not reinstitute the death penalty until 2 years after the last murder.

Nice.

[Schnit Dick]

And he can't be put to death because Kansas did not reinstitute the death penalty until 2 years after the last murder.

Nice.

Does it matter for when the crime was committed or when his trial is

[DrGonzoPA]

I didnt think putting your finger in the end of the gun worked

[Seth]

There is a really terrible picture of the killer smiling on this BTK website:
http://www.btk-strangler.info/default.html

[TrybalRage]

Does it matter for when the crime was committed or when his trial is


Apparently when the crime was committed, I got that from CNN.

[Col.Trautman]

Why can't we have public hangings anymore?

[Seth]

I get really creeped out when a murderer refers to their victims by their first names. Its too intimate. I can't think of a way that's not creepy, but I don't like murderers using first names like they are friends.

[TaZMaNiaK]

Oh my god! I actually just saw this Max-X the other day.. It was BRUTAL! The guy faceplanted into a part of the ramp at like 60MPH

[POTUSin08]

Why can't we have public hangings anymore?
I would rather see the guillotine brought back and used at halftime at NFL games.

[Sack of Chisels]

March 19, 2004 - A letter arrived at the Wichita Eagle containing a photocopy of Vicki Wegerle's driver's license and three pictures of the crime scene that apparently were taken by her killer. Relatives said the license was the only thing missing from Wegerle's home.
That is a pretty badass/creepy way to resurface though.

[Col.Trautman]

I would rather see the guillotine brought back and used at halftime at NFL games.

or we should make Mike Tyson a official executioner, put him in a cage and let him do what ever he wants to these people.

[Sajix]

Kansas may not have the death penalty, but I give him 2 years in prison before another inmate takes him out like Dahmer

[Sajix]

"Hung her." Its hanged you bad grammar having, murderer.


he needs to be axed

[POTUSin08]

or we should make Mike Tyson a official executioner, put him in a cage and let him do what ever he wants to these people.
Not the way Mike's been fighting the last couple of times, it wouldn't be any fun to watch Mike get his ass kicked.

[Lil' Markie]

That is one evil Thetan in that man

[Col.Trautman]

Not the way Mike's been fighting the last couple of times, it wouldn't beany fun to watch Mike get his ass kicked.

but it would be fun to watch MT f these people until they love him..

Just the fear in their eyes...

[Farm Flufer]

This guy is full of crap

[Schnit Dick]

Bye ladies...i'm out

[jsc315]

that fuck tard is such a tool

[APortablePhone]

Kansas may not have the death penalty, but I give him 2 years in prison before another inmate takes him out like Dahmer

No one knows why Dahmer was killed, but it probably wasn't because of his murders, considering he was killed by a guy who was in jail for double murder. He was killed by fellow inmate Christopher Scarver who beat Dahmer and another inmate, Jesse Anderson, to death with a broom in the prison while all three were on work detail cleaning a bathroom. Scarver stated that he was the "son of God" and was acting out his "father's" commands to kill Dahmer and the other inmate during cleaning duties.

My favorite serial killer is Herbert Mullin, now there was a good egg. He had to slice up girls to keep earthquakes from destroying California.

[Rev]

Good show. Reaffirmed my fear of water, just in time for swimming, thanks!

Punching out, see-yuh!!

[Quixote]

I'm not sure that somebody pretending to be in prison would have the presence of mind to be so completely clueless about all things satellite radio (the way someone who hasn't been outside prison in 35 years would). It could still be bullshit though, since there's no way in hell that a myfi gets reception inside concrete walls, so were he in prison he probably wouldn't know that they were even talking about BTK, so why would he call?

[Gyp]

I remember that Jesse Anderson. He killed his wife in a parking lot then claimed that she was killed by a schwoogie wearing an LA Clippers cap.

[APortablePhone]

I remember that Jesse Anderson. He killed his wife in a parking lot then claimed that she was killed by a schwoogie wearing an LA Clippers cap.

Yes, and they found dog hairs in the Clippers hat which matched Anderson's dog back at home. Since Dahmer had a few black victims, and Anderson blamed the murder on a black man, some people do think that they were both murdered by a black inmate because of race.

[DrGonzoPA]

Like the plastic sheet he put over his TV he put a plastic bag over his victims heads

[sweet_tits]

When and where is the Max -X show on anyone know?

[Gyp]

And as far as Dahmer goes, I'm actually sitting about 200 yards from where his apartment building stood.

[Cosmo]

I hate to correct LiL Jimmy, but the last two shark attacks reported in Florida recently happened in the Gulf water and not the Ocean water. So there.

[Cosmo]

When and where is the Max -X show on anyone know?

I think its on Spike. Check their website or google the show name.

[sweet_tits]

What is the actual name of the show?

[Seth]

What is the actual name of the show?
Here:
http://www.maximumexp.com/

[Cosmo]

Here:
http://www.maximumexp.com/


I can just hear the hosts enthusiastic voice going over this show description: Trapped in a burning building; a Brazilian downpour; suicide bombers; oil tanker spill; misfired mortar shells; collapsed hotel; hijacked plane.

[Atorak]

From yesterday's bit concerning that douchebag Todd Hargosh from Game Industry News. I hope your blog contracts AIDS.

"...Earlier this month, Infinity Broadcasting turned New York’s oldies station WCBS-FM into a new format known simply as “Jack,” which acts like an iPod Shuffle on crack with no DJs at all. One of the DJs that lost his jobs was a New York legend: Bruce Morrow, also known as “Cousin Brucie.” It was a travesty so atrocious, even a New York state senator demanded someone hire Cousin Brucie since he was such a staple to the Big Apple."


http://mercury.walagata.com/w/atorak/ipod_shuffle_on_crack.jpg

[deadfruitvirus]

Replay's ending.

Ray from Attica's full of shit. You can tell whenever someone says "huh?" or "what?" after almost every question because they have to take extra time to think of an answer.

[MarshmallowRain]

The zip code could actually be starting with a 1, I have a friend in boston and boston's zip code I believe starts with a 0 so depends on which part of new york attica is in. But I still think this guy is as full of shit as my cousin is since he counts how many shits he has each year. Knowing he is at 634 for the year right now is something I could go without knowing lol.

[biometricks]

Here's Travolta using the scientology e-meter machine thing

http://www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/travolta.jpg