O&A Listening Thread 07-07-05

[generoso]

Time for another show..And I got coffee..So wake up and lets this day started

[Minge]

Thank you for Red Dwarf, Sir.

[Neo_Is_God]

hey guys
O&A ruined The Shining for me
i tried watching it and i couldnt stop laughing

you like ice cream doc?

[generoso]

Thank you for Red Dwarf, Sir.
Got ya hooked now...try getting season 1 laugh riot....

[Neo_Is_God]

i love this not you story puts a smile on my face

and BTW when are they gonna announce R&F are coming?

[reefdweller]

Mornin' folks!


:icon_bigg

[generoso]

Morning Gen... a medium hazelnut with cream and sugar... also I think I will post pone my trip to london.
Aww better London than here think of the traffic backups we would have had....and theres always 2016 maybe Boston can make a bid...Also Morning all...

[elistion]

Aww better London than here think of the traffic backups we would have had....and theres always 2016 maybe Boston can make a bid...Also Morning all...
I think there are more explosive reasons why he would cancel his trip this morning.

[generoso]

Ok sorry for my last post Boston I just turned on the TV Holycrap......

[generoso]

No prob sir... this is insane... I smell arab terrorists.
Naw just the smell of there hands on my coffee mug when they were scanning it before...

[Xyn]

Morning people, terrorists? Boston? eh?

[reefdweller]

Ok sorry for my last post Boston I just turned on the TV Holycrap......


I just saw the same thing. This is pretty freaky.

[elistion]

Yes sir, this time with our friends across the pond. they have targeted several train stations on the underground and 3 busses. All communication lines are down too.
They're not down per say, the Emergency Services have first right to all lines of communication right now.

[Schnit Dick]

Morning pests

[Xyn]

damn, who wants to attack london though?

[buya97]

DAMN! Dow Futures are way down this morning! Fucking Terrorists!

[Schnit Dick]

WOW just turned on the TV...they see signs of explosives

[mikepop]

Mornin
Is Bruce Kelly still there?

[Neo_Is_God]

i think dice audio should be banned since he has declined to come on the show
for now hes dead to the show

[mikepop]

6 bombs
at least 9 dead

[Neo_Is_God]

Cue The Pogram Music!!

[Xyn]

Oh come on, Anthony Dice Cumia is great

Fuck the original (not that I've heard him much, being new to O&A on XM

[Schnit Dick]

Mornin
Is Bruce Kelly still there?

I hear bruce kelly's tears were on the tracks and caused the train to go off the track

[generoso]

Well atleast we know the 1st story being touched on today...So cue the music....and go lance

[Schnauzer]

morning fellas

[Xyn]

They were a day late for Wipe em out Wendsday...

I couldn't resist

[Neo_Is_God]

nothin like mozz sticks, jello and a dr pepper to start a day off

[mikepop]

Tony blair just said
Thought and prayers

[aoy1995]

Morning Nudges...

[elistion]

Unofficial reports from bbc.uk say at least 71 dead, 300+ casualties.

8 bombs total reported.

[YUCK FOU]

what the fuck is wrong with people??????

[Schnit Dick]

They just said Denmark and Italy are next for having troops in Iraq

[Mongoloid Man]

Wow I almost feel like a dick, as soon as I saw this on the news the only thing I could think of is that the article I found and sent into the bbboys is definitely not going to be talked about today.

[Schnit Dick]

Unofficial reports from bbc.uk say at least 71 dead, 300+ casualties.

8 bombs total reported.

ABC is reporting 75

[aoy1995]

what the fuck is wrong with people??????

Well, since you asked. I think I may be on the front edge of having irritable bowel syndrome. My diabetes is well under control. Hair is turning grey, but not falling out yet. Wish I could find a good chiropractor.

Hey! Thanks for showing some concern!

[generoso]

Hey Colin's back.....uncue the hulk music

[Neo_Is_God]

colins back
big shock

[Neo_Is_God]

anyone think theyre gonna talk bout leykis being sued?
C'MON

[elistion]

NOW they mention it.

[Rev]

Good morning, pests!

[generoso]

Well time for work cya on the pm side....

[Mongoloid Man]

Thank god, I heard Colin's voice and I thought they cued yesterday's show while Ant locked himself in the panic room.

[APortablePhone]

I guess Colin's Sirius interview didn't go well.

[Neo_Is_God]

Good morning, pests!

Hi Sweetie :action-sm

bye gen

[Neo_Is_God]

port i love that paul heyman av
he is a fucking genius

[PorchMonkey4Life]

morning people....
so they blew up london

[PorchMonkey4Life]

these bombing are not that bad... only 2 dead

[Neo_Is_God]

i guess the olympic commision is gonna second guess london as their choice

[Mongoloid Man]

these bombing are not that bad... only 2 dead

They're saying as high as 75 on some stations

[Cardinals Fan]

Yeah, that DD bus is good for at least 30 dead. Fucking ragheads...

[elistion]

i guess the olympic commision is gonna second guess london as their choice
Yeah, it'll take at least 7 years to clean up some trains and buses.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

They're saying as high as 75 on some stations
which stations?

[Cardinals Fan]

i guess the olympic commision is gonna second guess london as their choice

If they didn't choose London as their first choice. You know as much about current events as Norton.

[Cardinals Fan]

which stations?

King's Cross is a big one, I'd imagine.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

King's Cross is a big one, I'd imagine.
no i ment what stations are saying 75 dead...

[Neo_Is_God]

Yeah, it'll take at least 7 years to clean up some trains and buses.

thats not what im talking about
if bombs can go off in london like that it will be that easy to bomb them while the olympics

[APortablePhone]

I missed these days. Blowing off big news stories to goof off and tool on each other.

[Neo_Is_God]

CARD stop being literal larry :action-sm

[Mongoloid Man]

no i ment what stations are saying 75 dead...

This British douche on MSNBC said unconfirmed that the number could be as high as 75 so far, someone else mentioned bbc saying 71 a few pages back

[elistion]

thats not what im talking about
if bombs can go off in london like that it will be that easy to bomb them while the olympics
You missed my point. England has 7 years to figure out this problem, the IOC isn't going to backtrack their vote because of this.

[Cardinals Fan]

no i ment what stations are saying 75 dead...

I'm not sure.

CNN is reporting two dead and FNC is asking hayseed Americans to wrap themselves in their flags to protect themselves from another aid concert.

[aoy1995]

(tapping on screen) Is this thing on?

[Rev]

My girl's job in Rutherford has a anonymous shitter. Most likely a homeless dude.
He dumps by the parking-level back entrance. Pretty nasty stuff.

[george]

Roth taking over for Howard? I like his music.. but not sure about radio.

[Neo_Is_God]

You missed my point. England has 7 years to figure out this problem, the IOC isn't going to backtrack their vote because of this.

okay gotcha :xyxthumbs

[Cardinals Fan]

White trash takes over for white trash. Seems like an even trade...

[Schnit Dick]

GMA just said that they know nothing, no confirmed number of buses, subways or deaths

[Mongoloid Man]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?

[SweetRelease]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?
pizza dough

[DoughBoy]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?

She was most likely burned badly.

[GregFromBloomfield]

My girl's job in Rutherford has a anonymous shitter. Most likely a homeless dude.
He dumps by the parking-level back entrance. Pretty nasty stuff.

Sounds like a story for Weird NJ Magazine. :icon_mrgr

[mikepop]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?
Look's like a pie crust
but Im not sure.

[Schnit Dick]

Anyone know what Al Jehad's website is because they are aparently taking credit from london there?

[aoy1995]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?

Doughboy's foreskin...

[Schnit Dick]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?

Who knows...but how hot is it!

[ChrleeMrfee]

That Dru Boogie remix was great

[elistion]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8492258/

MSN's article about it.....WTF does the lady in the pic have on her face?
Its a specialized bandage for facial burns

[Bob]

Unofficial reports from bbc.uk say at least 71 dead, 300+ casualties.

8 bombs total reported.

and you got this info from? CNN is reporting 2 deaths

[elistion]

Anyone know what Al Jehad's website is because they are aparently taking credit from london there?
According to German news Spiegel.de, al-Qaida has claimed responsibility for this.

[jpc165]

wheres team america?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

According to German news Spiegel.de, al-Qaida has claimed responsibility for this.
and you read nazinews.net because?

[Mongoloid Man]

and you got this info from? CNN is reporting 2 deaths

There's a ton of unconfirmed reports that have different numbers. That one is 71, the guy I saw talking on MSNBC said possibly as high as 75, and some Italian news network is saying at least 20.

[aoy1995]

Anyone know what Al Jehad's website is because they are aparently taking credit from london there?


www.atowelisnotahat.org

[PorchMonkey4Life]

maybe we can get that scottish chick that called in to go do an AOTM in london...

[Neo_Is_God]

www.atowelisnotahat.org

Bravo

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[elistion]

and you got this info from? CNN is reporting 2 deaths
Cnn is only reporting what the BBC is claiming as official. Only 2 deaths at King's Cross have been confirmed. Like I said the 75+ deaths is unconfirmed but reported on ABC news here, ITV & ITN news in London.

[elistion]

and you read nazinews.net because?
I don't. Thats the site that broke the story and has the image hosted showing the groups claim.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the best are the "Security experts" they will have on every station who know and say anything

[aoy1995]

the best are the "Security experts" they will have on every station who know and say anything

Except for the security part, this sounds like our local weathermen.

[Premarital Sex]

Hey! I didn't bomb on the air that time.

[Neo_Is_God]

its dicks in the winds jimmy
quote JFK right

[Rev]

I got allot of friends up in Toronto, so this cracks me the fuck up, every time!

[Premarital Sex]

This thread seems a lil light today...

[jpc165]

its the crazy canuck mitch

[MikeyBiggs]

Mornin all...

What's with all the Canadians kissing ass??? Is this the same guy that called in last time??

[Neo_Is_God]

lololol

[Schnauzer]

Mornin all...

What's with all the Canadians kissing ass??? Is this the same guy that called in last time??
ya, its mitch

[APortablePhone]

Mitch from Canada is the worst caller the boys have.

[MikeyBiggs]

<crash>

[Neo_Is_God]

alot of the regulars does he mean PMS

[Premarital Sex]

I'm suprised they went to my call after seeing my name on the screen.

[APortablePhone]

alot of the regulars does he mean PMS

Nah, Mitch and that tool from Oklahoma City who call in every single day.

[Neo_Is_God]

i hate when they go to break without telling us

[MikeyBiggs]

God I love this movie...

[Schnauzer]

i wish they would play the audio of robbin williams singing blame canada

[Premarital Sex]

Very nice sir... I have a 4pm meeting today, so maybe tonight for the 11pm news, or so we can get something started.
Find a story, and I'll be there. I get out of work at 4 or 5. Call my cell phone at anytime, Sir.

[Farm Flufer]

Morning baggers. Did I miss much so far?

[Neo_Is_God]

bens hog is so big tom brady and bono do lines of coke off it

[Schnit Dick]

I'm suprised they went to my call after seeing my name on the screen.

You seemed nervous again today...just not as bad

[Schnit Dick]

Morning baggers. Did I miss much so far?

London is gone...other than that not too much

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Morning everyone

[Neo_Is_God]

is anyone else watching foxnews the bottom line has cities around the country PDs are taking "appropiate measures".does that mean we have splinter cells all over?

[Neo_Is_God]

her career is over thats it
shes done
shes rooned

[Neo_Is_God]

Why Am I The Only One Typing Here?

[Chester'sLiver]

ya know, I want to see this pic, although it would ruin Spears for me but I still want to see it

[TaZMaNiaK]

Mornin ladies :action-sm

[Mongoloid Man]

Holly shit lil Jimmy saying the clip was hilarious even thought it would have been better to play it.

[Col.Trautman]

morning fellas and does anyone have taht picture?

[Mongoloid Man]

It's in the last photoshop thread that's full, someone made a great animation out of it too....http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=29101&page=15&pp=25

[mikepop]

ya know, I want to see this pic, although it would ruin Spears for me but I still want to see it
http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=471455&postcount=356

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

ya know, I want to see this pic, although it would ruin Spears for me but I still want to see it
Agreed

[Chester'sLiver]

http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=471455&postcount=356
ok, if thats the pic, I would still do that. Of course, I am the same as Opie that sees something sexy about pregnant chicks. Its not like a fetish but there is just something attractive about it.

[Col.Trautman]

what ever she is dumb as rocks

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

ok, if thats the pic, I would still do that. Of course, I am the same as Opie that sees something sexy about pregnant chicks. Its not like a fetish but there is just something attractive about it.
For the second time Chester...Agreed

[MikeyBiggs]

ok, if thats the pic, I would still do that. Of course, I am the same as Opie that sees something sexy about pregnant chicks. Its not like a fetish but there is just something attractive about it.

You know she's a goer, or she wouldn't be in that situation!!!

[GoneInSixMonths]

i bet on "pencil" and "stuff"

[Premarital Sex]

Oh my god, they had a guy redub the whole sentence.

[Chester'sLiver]

You know she's a goer, or she wouldn't be in that situation!!!
Oh yes she sould, pregnant chicks get very horny. She would be up for almost anything guranteed.

[WhackFlash]

Morning all....

[Mongoloid Man]

i bet on "pencil" and "stuff"

LOL, 'the lead in your pencil.'

[Mongoloid Man]

hmm, I'm guessing "cowboy"

[GoneInSixMonths]

hahahahahaha they replaced bruce with a chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild molester...

[DrGonzoPA]

I cant believe they got Tatoo to do the voice over for Bruce Willis

[Rev]

God damn weather... the show is completely cutting out on me!

[Mongoloid Man]

wow I was way off, thank god

[MikeyBiggs]

God damn weather... the show is completely cutting out on me!


Go online, the feed is much better..

[TaZMaNiaK]

Uhhh ohhhhhhh... SPECULATION!

[GoneInSixMonths]

r they still teasing ron and fez??

[JoeyDVDZ]

That's as close to confirmation as we've gotten thus far! The boys are getting their reef back. Yay!

[MikeyBiggs]

What a dick.... Funny, but what a dick....

[Neo_Is_God]

those brit nips are hot

JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT THEYRE COMING

JESUS

[Chester'sLiver]

This sounds pretty definite to me.

[Farm Flufer]

Ant, you suck. Just tell us the scoop on R&F.

[J D]

mother fuckers with the god damn R&F teases

[WhackFlash]

What's the link to the Brit nips?

[shroomman_100]

I think he is implying that Dice will be on the show tomorrow
that's what i got out of the R&F tease

[Chester'sLiver]

What's the link to the Brit nips?
go back a page.......<<<<<<<

[Neo_Is_God]

Hey
Dont Tread On Me

[Premarital Sex]

go back a page.......<<<<<<<
Is it going to get to the point where we're posting links to not only other thread but other pages of the same thread?

[Chester'sLiver]

I hope these news people don't go too long, I have a feeling it is gonna be bad....

[TaZMaNiaK]

I think he is implying that Dice will be on the show tomorrow
that's what i got out of the R&F tease

No, see, that's impossible, because they said yesterday that Dice will never do their show. They have never said that R&F won't.

[Chester'sLiver]

Is it going to get to the point where we're posting links to not only other thread but other pages of the same thread?
Well why repost a link that is in one post and like two replys?

[Bunny™]

http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=471502&postcount=357

[WhackFlash]

C:\ load "O&Avirus",8,1

[Premarital Sex]

My Roady2 crapped out for a sec, did Opie say Sirius questions only?

[Sack of Chisels]

Who the fuck are these people?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I really wish this guy would have been on a subway in his home town today...

[WhackFlash]

Hmm...I think it's time to go make breakfast.

[Neo_Is_God]

have this guy say "the train on track three"

[Farm Flufer]

Who the fuck are these people?

Who cares? They just need to go.

[Neo_Is_God]

itr this is the guy who runs wowfans.net and sends jimmys cds out

[Col.Trautman]

anybody watch the english show "the office" its so funny

[WhackFlash]

Eccchhh...who the fuck is this self-amusing ass?

[Grivo]

These people are "radio tin."

[OANerd]

This is fuckin AWFUL

[WhackFlash]

"fat bitches that fink they're good looking...nuffing else."

[GoneInSixMonths]

the british original "office" was so much funnier than the us version

[Mongoloid Man]

Why am I not hearing horrific 80 car pile ups everytime this guy talks? He's awful.

[DrGonzoPA]

If you had vos and this guy in the same room you better have a drain in the floor for all the spit to run down into

[DoughBoy]

"Yeah... whore" God damn i just laughed out loud.

[WhackFlash]

the british original "office" was so much funnier than the us version

Gotta say, I like them both. Very different shows, but good in their own way.

[Col.Trautman]

the british original "office" was so much funnier than the us version

that's the one I'm talking about its so good

[WhackFlash]

I'm about to stick a drilldo in my ear.

[GoneInSixMonths]

yes i agree withthe british dude....on with the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OANerd]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

No more fuckin stories ! ! !

[elistion]

Ugh, this is awful.

[WhackFlash]

Why am I remotely supposed to care about this soft-toothed fool?

[Neo_Is_God]

i prefer him to vos
all of you be thankful that vos is not in

[GoneInSixMonths]

hahaha he banged a paralyzed chick!! on the other side of the country!!! after a 2day train trip!!! hahahahahahaha

[WhackFlash]

He is so fucking amused by everything that comes out of his own mouth.

[Grivo]

This is fucking horrible.

[Schnit Dick]

hahahahaha line of the day "It isnt **** if you cant feel it"

[GoneInSixMonths]

speaking of "king of comedy" i watched it over the long weekend-hilarious-but my point is that in the movie a line uses the word "foibles" which made me laugh b/c that means the context that opie used a few weeks back was correct!!!

[WhackFlash]

Anyone wanna call in with "bad morning radio bit?"

[OANerd]

I'm turning this shit off... I'll check back in about 30 minutes... I'd rather bang a hand mixer than listen to this shit.

[Mongoloid Man]

banging cripples is really funny, but he's comedic kryptonite

[Premarital Sex]

Thats it! I'm going into work for free today. Strangler, news at 11 bro.

[Grivo]

Buddhist monks are igniting themselves because of this bit.

[GoneInSixMonths]

FINALLY!!!! a car crash!

[WhackFlash]

Finally!!

[Mongoloid Man]

Ben's hog couldn't be used as a large enough floatation device for this bit

[Bunny™]

I can't take this anymore...is this broad Psycho Mark's mom?
GAKGAKGAKGAKGAK!...FUCKIN SHUT UP!

[WhackFlash]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/386473/2/istockphoto_386473_rock_bottom_is_the_limit.jpg

[GoneInSixMonths]

the british vos...nice

[Xyn]

New bit? Battle of the mush mouthed idiots?

[Apathygirl]

I just woke up..who is the Brit?

[WhackFlash]

Xyn...sigpic. Nice.

[khemystri]

C'mon guys hes great!!!

and it has nothing to do with the fact
that he's putting out my upcoming CD

:action-sm

[elistion]

Ya know?

Ya know?

Ya know?

Ya know?

Ya know?

For fuck's sake kill this already!

[GoneInSixMonths]

Jeeb Jeeb Jeeb Jeeb ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...on the brink of changing the channel...for the first time since october..........

[Xyn]

Xyn...sigpic. Nice.

Thanks mister

[Schnit Dick]

We need Mitch back to argue with this guy

[WhackFlash]

C'mon guys hes great!!!

and it has nothing to do with the fact
that he's putting out my upcoming CD

:action-sm

Goofayou Khem, but....damn.

[WhackFlash]

She sounds a little like a slightly more confident Francine. Not that that's a good thing.

[Farm Flufer]

Weren't they just there to read the fucking news? Get them out.

[DrGonzoPA]

THE BRITS GET CUNTS! THE BRITS GET CUNTS! Dont make a fucking maniac out of me. THE BRITS GET CUNTS!

[GoneInSixMonths]

turn it off......................................TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xyn]

Any fun that may have come from listening to this guy not pronounce his th's during a news read is long dead.

[dees4u]

She's lying, everyone knows that the English don't use soap

[EmperorSmash]

morning baggers. spent the last ten minutes posting on yesterday's thread like an idiot.
may i assume somone's already mentioned that this guy is like an english version of pat from moonachie?
alright then.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

their voices are like sand paper

[Grivo]

ding ding

[elistion]

ding ding ding

[Schnit Dick]

nooooooo....not there own channel

[hellonice]

I'm sorry these guys are great radio.....very fucked uply funny...what trash tho

[GoneInSixMonths]

they have been on for 30 minutes?!?!?!?!?! and opie-NO THEY DO NOT NEED THEIR OWN SHOW!!!!!

[WhackFlash]

"Big, black, meaty spear." Ok, that made me laugh.

[dees4u]

'scuz me while I whip this out

[elistion]

She couldn't complete a sentance without saying "like" or "ya know?" if her life depended on it.

[GoneInSixMonths]

hahahaha they dropped a ton of N bombs!!!

[dees4u]

The limey's are going to break the bell

[neckbeard44]

Who are these people? I just got in.....

[DrGonzoPA]

SHe sucked 31 dicks.... In a row?

[WhackFlash]

I hope she gets "cornered sexually" by Magic Johnson.

[elistion]

SHe sucked 31 dicks.... In a row?
Try not to suck in cock in the parking lot!

And it is 36.

[GoneInSixMonths]

'scuz me while I whip this out
hahahahaha great blazing saddles reference

[DoughBoy]

Bombing in England? There sure is an english bombing in NYC today...

[Cromwell]

I like these two. Really. Its different and interesting. Plus - I love the fact that she is so open and free sexually.

Does anyone have any pictures of these two?

[Mongoloid Man]

This guy proves that racial humor can't bomb, even if you're a british waterhead

[DoughBoy]

this girl is a filthy slut.

[WhackFlash]

She must be absolutly riddled with disease.

[Xyn]

Jesus christ, the first five minutes of these two were alright, annoying but interesting

This is overkill

[ellatino1]

Is this chick Stalker Patty's evil twin?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this girl will suck a monkeys cock but one eat her husbands cum?

[neckbeard44]

Seriously, who are these two british bastards.....

[DrGonzoPA]

Wondering if she taught her daughters how to give BJ's like her mother taught her

[khemystri]

Who are these people? I just got in.....

Paul Fields.... The guys who puts out Nortons CD's

[Cromwell]

She's cool. I like her.

[DrGonzoPA]

Is this chick Stalker Patty's evil twin?

She is the bizzaro Patty

[GoneInSixMonths]

Seriously, who are these two british bastards.....
he mails out lil'jimmys cd's and has sex with paralized chicks and she bangs black dudes...

[neckbeard44]

Paul Fields.... The guys who puts out Nortons CD's

Thank you.....I would have had no clue from just listening to this hooker talk.

[dees4u]

I'm confused - which one is Ron and which one is Fez?

[OANerd]

Ant's a queer for knowing the names of male soap stars !

[Cromwell]

I want to see what they look like. Any links to any pictures?

[EmperorSmash]

i fink the boys thought these guys would def be funny awful radio but they opened with a few interesting stories. eh...it happens. i'll ride this out. this guy occasionally spits out something genuinely funny. and i'm def enjoying his version of self amusing style.
bleh.

[dees4u]

Holy crap, it's Desmond Tutu!

[Chapel]

What are their names?
I love this guy.

[Xyn]

Meh, its not bad enough to kill todays show, focus on the positives

[ProfessorAnt]

Paul w/ Jimmy
http://www.wowfans.com/images/j3.jpg

[Cromwell]

Jimmy's got a rod - me too.

I want to see her big 36 DD cans.

[GoneInSixMonths]

Antony......way to do a "th" problem...

[Xyn]

dig the lego hair

[Gyp]

Shit the bed? Now I've got a rod.

[ProfessorAnt]

http://www.wowfans.com/images/IMG_1126.JPG

[neckbeard44]

The crippled girls shit the bed! The crippled girls shit the bed!

[Mongoloid Man]

the cripple shit the bed, it's a good pay off, but the whole 40 minute lead up stunk

[GoneInSixMonths]

yeah, good payoff...sort of made up for 40 min. as long as they move on...news and get em out

[OANerd]

bitch looks like patty too

[BigDickBlack]

Whats up all?

[BigDickBlack]

Any of you guys play mafialife.com

[Cromwell]

Thanks for the pictures "PA".

too bad we can't see Denise, though.

I love her cocksucking stories

[ProfessorAnt]

bitch looks like patty too
that's w/ Patty...no pics of Paul's wife around.

[Xyn]

Any of you guys play mafialife.com


http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=29223

[DoughBoy]

Did he own an Itallian place on Mulberry St.?

[GoneInSixMonths]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Xyn]

Ok, this is getting better

Come on, end on a high note

[Mongoloid Man]

you know what, I'm starting to like them a little because they're both idiots with decent stories and absolutely no filter whatsoever between what they think and what they say...."HE GAVE ME CRABS"

[OANerd]

DOH ! ! !

I'm sure they'll be pics of this cum drinker later today

that's w/ Patty...no pics of Paul's wife around.

[DrGonzoPA]

The sluts get crabs! The sluts get crabs!

[BigDickBlack]

Yes a trucker that fuck cripples! Well I guess someone has to and it might as well be a trucker!

[GoneInSixMonths]

hahahaha nice gotta love blazing saddles!

[BigDickBlack]

This bitch is nasty! I like it!

[OANerd]

Harry the intern should take this slut to the broom closet .. that kid does no wrong :)

[Xyn]

You gotta be kidding me

[GoneInSixMonths]

these guys are nearing an hour and will not have done the news yet...jimmy must owe them big time for something...

[BigDickBlack]

Damn this guy must be realted to Pat from M .He has a Pat like smirk! HRRMMPP HMMMM!

[elistion]

Oh god no, I hope to never hear this again. No best of please!

[ProfessorAnt]

They sure are having a good time in the studio...sounds like fun

[DoughBoy]

While it isn't the best radio they've ever did, I really don't see how you guys are bitching so much... it isn't bad at all.

[Cromwell]

DOH ! ! !

I'm sure they'll be pics of this cum drinker later today

Hope so.

Be sure to post a link when its available.

[Schnit Dick]

thank god...commercials never sounded so good

[Steam]

Fuck, I just got up. What the hell was that trainwreck?

[GoneInSixMonths]

it wasnt bad conversation....just killed too much showtime...

[BigDickBlack]

While it isn't the best radio they've ever did, I really don't see how you guys are bitching so much... it isn't bad at all.

I think this shit is classic! Funny as shit! Yeah it doesnt come close to wheelchair Fred fucking himself in the ass with a dildo(im building up speed) but you cant always have lobster!

[Xyn]

While it isn't the best radio they've ever did, I really don't see how you guys are bitching so much... it isn't bad at all.

Its by no means the worst either, but those two are fucking annoying as hell. It got a bit better at the end when they boys were tooling on em more and they started going after each other, but no way it should have dragged out that long.

That said, it still hasn't killed todays show. I'm happy

I guess I just dont "get it".

[Seth]

While it isn't the best radio they've ever did, I really don't see how you guys are bitching so much... it isn't bad at all.
I've come to a conclusion on this: if its new, its bad. People can't seem to just sit back and see where something goes, they have to comment on it immediately and say how bad it is because O&A haven't done it before on XM. I just go away from here and come back when the comments finally shift.

[Mongoloid Man]

While it isn't the best radio they've ever did, I really don't see how you guys are bitching so much... it isn't bad at all.

They were awful at first, but they saved it with a few good N' bombs and the part about the cripple shitting the bed.

[BigDickBlack]

Do any of you play mafialife? Im trying to find a family to join! I dont know anyone who plays!

[hellonice]

I don't think he had that many bombs...very good stuff te last hour

[ellatino1]

It had its slow moments, but overall it was a good hour of radio. Not the best, but good.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

hey all. just woke up a little while ago. these guys are awesome.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

it was not bad radio at all... i kinda liked the chicks stories

[willis]

I dunno, i haven't laughed this hard at the show in a while.. those two are insane..

[BigDickBlack]

You da man Ant!

[D_RAIL]

Vos and Bonnie who?

[Xyn]

Their stories are classic, they two of them are just damn annoying (maybe I'm just on edge, I'll catch a replay and see what I think later).

[Cromwell]

I love this girl. I love a wife who will be so free and open like that.

[Chaotic]

I love this girl. I love a wife who will be so free and open like that.
:clap:

[Xyn]

I love this girl. I love a wife who will be so free and open like that.

How did her first husband let her go? faggot

[BigDickBlack]

God I hope she queefs!

[BigDickBlack]

Or shits herself! Even better!

[BigDickBlack]

Whats the point?

[neckbeard44]

This guy should just hit her in the face with his cock......or even better, How about a rusty trumbone.

[BigDickBlack]

LMFAO! Genius Jimmy! Spook!

[BigDickBlack]

He has a nasty smell! LOL! it smells like spoiled fish in chips thats been sitting in the sun for a week!

[neckbeard44]

Fresh washed trout??? My cock smells like mackeral

[perrywinkle]

or like voss's ear

[jpc165]

Ol' limp dick

[BigDickBlack]

WHat is the point of this anyway!

[Seth]

Her hair should look pretty funny when she comes out.

[burningsun]

she's getting her cockbreath all over the mic and it's still better than if Don Geronimo was talking tnto it

[SteveSteele]

Just woke up...this is awesome.

[BigDickBlack]

Hugging each other yuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mongoloid Man]

xyn almost explains it perfectly, it's good radio, but they get off track with a lot of annoying banter. Sort of like when Tippy Tom is in studio, but the bbboys are doing a great job keeping them on point with their stories.

[Chapel]

While it isn't the best radio they've ever did, I really don't see how you guys are bitching so much... it isn't bad at all.


You don't see how they are bitching so much?
THATS WHAT THEY DO!

The wackbaggers get to bitch. Don't make a fuckin maniac out of me. The wackbaggers get to bitch. We're not gonna let them be our weakest link. The wackbaggers get to bitch.

[Cromwell]

How did her first husband let her go? faggot

Its sounds like they still have a good relationship.

Kinda like Tommy Lee and Pam.

There are many ways to love somebody.

[jpc165]

Regan nice

[DoughBoy]

very nice

[lucky]

Morning wackers

[PorchMonkey4Life]

brian regan always funny... i forgot to watch... anyone have a link to a video?

[burningsun]

mongoose!?!?!?!?!?


Regan is so awesome

[BigDickBlack]

Brian Regan- Funny shitdick!

[Tug McGroin]

Mornin Pests.. and... Bye pests <dammit, i hate it when my pager goes off at times like this.. UGG>

[lucky]

Reagan is a shitdick? Wow, never realized

[BigDickBlack]

Damn I havent heard from Master Poe in a while!

[WhackFlash]

Reagan is a shitdick? Wow, never realized

Regan is married with kids.

[Seth]

brian regan always funny... i forgot to watch... anyone have a link to a video?
Check http://www.brianregan.com (http://www.brianregan.com/index.shtml) later- he has Letterman video up there so maybe he'll put the Conan one up too.

[Decoy Vesic]

Dude, I don't believe it--this guy had a klan member go down on him, and he couldn't get off?! Fagg-eet.

[BigDickBlack]

Regan is married with kids.

Im not saying he isnt married I just think he has a little shit on his dick! Im just talking shit I dont know that for fact or anything. I could just picture it! Damn does that make me a shitdick!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Reagan is a shitdick? Wow, never realized
i never knew the former president was gay either...
btw... i'm sure regan's wife and kids would be shocked to find out he was a shitdick too

[Decoy Vesic]

This guy sounds like a BBC audition that just bombed.

[Schnit Dick]

awww poor little kim...oh well

[lucky]

She should do the news with a cock in her mouth

[Decoy Vesic]

Hey, remember when people cared about Lil' Kim?

...You don't?

[WhackFlash]

She should do the news with a cock in her mouth

It pretty much sounded like that already.

[LilJimmysTreats]

And, Boom goes the dynamite!

[BigDickBlack]

I think we should get a gang of white guys up, find Lil'(teehee) Kim and drwoen here in salty cracker cum!

[Schnit Dick]

Hey, remember when people cared about Lil' Kim?

...You don't?

Nope don't remember at all

[lucky]

No it didn't you could still hear her talking

[PorchMonkey4Life]

would it be out of line for me to hit a subway station today dressed as an arab and do an assault on the media today?

[DrGonzoPA]

See she wouldn't have been gang ***** if she would have just gave in

[Schnit Dick]

would it be out of line for me to hit a subway station today dressed as an arab and do an assault on the media today?

hahahaha no, i think it would be awesome

[BigDickBlack]

would it be out of line for me to hit a subway station today dressed as an arab and do an assault on the media today?

I wouldnt think so! It would give O&A some good exposure!

[Mongoloid Man]

I think we should get a gang of white guys up, find Lil'(teehee) Kim and drwoen here in salty cracker cum!

that reminded me of Ant's "fuck her mouth" moment

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hahahaha no, i think it would be awesome
i have one of those towels that arafat used to wear on his head... i just dont want to get arrested

[BigDickBlack]

Got to go to the proctologist! Be back for the replay!

[ProfessorAnt]

what was the date that they were talking about? November 196? Huh?

[WhackFlash]

jeeeb jeeb jeeeeb jeeeb......

[dees4u]

Is that the theme to The People's Court in the background?

[Decoy Vesic]

You KNOW it's bad when Pat from Moonachie feels secure about his spot doing the news for O&A....

For god's sake, get KKK Hummer Girl and Ol' Cuckold Face outta the studio, post-haste.

[Schnit Dick]

i have one of those towels that arafat used to wear on his head... i just dont want to get arrested

They can't arrest you for dressing like one of those stupid towel heads

[burningsun]

dead dick daddy - the next wackbag username

[turdfrgsn]

i never knew the former president was gay either...


NICE!

[Cromwell]

I think we should get a gang of white guys up, find Lil'(teehee) Kim and drwoen here in salty cracker cum!

hot

[lucky]

250 dollars for a piece of ass off the street? Wow, Y'all are nuts up there

[ProfessorAnt]

http://www.mariahfanclub.com/chambre/proches/images/Alison3_P.jpg

[WhackFlash]

I did it all for Alison....Alison!

[burningsun]

I did it all for Alison....Alison!

haha I love that clip

[Dead Dick Daddy]

hi baggers

[lucky]

And the 1st appearance of dead dick daddy. What too so long?

[WhackFlash]

ass tulip

[Dead Dick Daddy]

sorry it took me so long

[DrGonzoPA]

Does Boy Butter have AZT right in it?

[lucky]

Spread faster than aids?

[Chester'sLiver]

Jay Mohr rocks.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

does boy butter help replenish t cells?

[oletroutdick]

is Boy-Butter good for Sarcoma?

[WhackFlash]

faaahhhhhk! The Opie Laugh just made my ears bleed.

[Sack of Chisels]

Oh, it's JAY MAW

[lucky]

Punching out. Bye wackers

[SpecialEd]

bye

[WhackFlash]

Alright....I'm out like Michael J Fox in Jenga. Later.

[pnigga]

For god's sake, get KKK Hummer Girl and Ol' Cuckold Face outta the studio, post-haste.

ditto

[Sack of Chisels]

oooooooooooo

[Schnauzer]

itr hahaha

[burningsun]

haha itr



it's weird that Jay Mohr trolls these forums

[Draven]

awesome dude.

[Premarital Sex]

Just got back... so Dice is now officially an enemy of the show?

[Chester'sLiver]

hey thats itr. Very nice sir.

[D_RAIL]

ITR....ITR....ITR....ITR your my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elistion]

who's sig is jay talking about?

edit - nvm, sigs are turned off. :icon_eek:

[Schnauzer]

who's sig is jay talking about?
EL OH EL

[frankjg]

Let the speculation begin - does Jay Mohr post on Wackbag?

[oletroutdick]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

good job itr!

[Rob]

who's sig is jay talking about?

edit - nvm, sigs are turned off. :icon_eek:

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/1130/brother4sh.png

[Steam]

How is Jay Mohr all of a sudden the poster boy for loyalty, YET the first few months he was non-existent?

[FANDICK]

Why the fuck does the voice of every caller get REALLY LOUD every other sentence!

Either Op is retarded or the phones STILL suck!

[DoughBoy]

Is Jay in a fucking preschool?

[DrGonzoPA]

I hate truckers that call at the end of the show and waste the last few minutes

[Schnit Dick]

Today I learned it not **** if the girl can't feel it

[burningsun]

Is Jay in a fucking preschool?

nothing wrong with a man scoping out his future wife. Nikki is getting older

[Chester'sLiver]

I learned that it is not **** if the girl just goes with it. Gotta love that goer!

[Steam]

Is Jay in a fucking preschool?

No, I think he was talking to his fat Ooompa Loompa baby.

[shroomman_100]

Oh, it's JAY MAW
:clap:
i've never quoted a celeb before

[burningsun]

later baggers

[Schnit Dick]

Bye ladies...see you all later

[DrGonzoPA]

yea, didnt think they would read my WDIL because it sucked but they did anyway

[thetimp]

"Today i learned that subways weren't the only thing from England that bombed."

Wow...

AH HAHAHAHAA! That's terrific!

[JoeyDVDZ]

How is Jay Mohr all of a sudden the poster boy for loyalty, YET the first few months he was non-existent?

Jay proved he listened to practically EVERY single second of the show since it's return to XM, just by knowing every bit the boys have done on it. He didn't come right on, and that may have been fucked up, but he's since redeemed himself, at least in most of our eyes. I think so, anyway. Jay is like the relative that may not show up at every family party or holiday celebration, but if you need him, he's there.

[APortablePhone]

Jay trolls on this message board, that's all you need to know about his loyalty. For some reason I don't think Wackbag is in Dice's bookmarks.

[stik55]

still no pics of that chick in the studio huh??

[Seth]

Jay trolls on this message board, that's all you need to know about his loyalty. For some reason I don't think Wackbag is in Dice's bookmarks.
I thought he posted here- under Jay Mohr. That wasn't it?

EDIT: I guess not, I don't see it in the member list...

[Sack of Chisels]

"I don't get into that internet stuff.... I do comedy!"

Let's hear some of that.

[Travis Bickle]

yeah man....would like to see that

[Steam]

Jay proved he listened to practically EVERY single second of the show since it's return to XM, just by knowing every bit the boys have done on it. He didn't come right on, and that may have been fucked up, but he's since redeemed himself, at least in most of our eyes. I think so, anyway. Jay is like the relative that may not show up at every family party or holiday celebration, but if you need him, he's there.

I gave him his props after the first phone call. I just found it funny that after that and the negative remarks from Opie during that timeframe that he's all of a sudden held in this light. If anybody Vos showed the most loyalty. In any event, its great to hear Jay call in from time to time now. He always made me laugh dating back to this first few visits back in the 'NEW days when Action was on the verge of cancellation.

[IDontCare05]

sup everyone....

[Seth]

I gave him his props after the first phone call. I just found it funny that after that and the negative remarks from Opie during that timeframe that he's all of a sudden held in this light.
If O&A have moved on, we all definitely can.

[Travis Bickle]

The only reason Dice had any sort of resurgance a few years ago, was because of his appearances on O&A. Poor guy just doesn't realize it. Why would he take the stance he's taking......the battles between him and Dice Cumia where classic.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I gave him his props after the first phone call. I just found it funny that after that and the negative remarks from Opie during that timeframe that he's all of a sudden held in this light. If anybody Vos showed the most loyalty. In any event, its great to hear Jay call in from time to time now. He always made me laugh dating back to this first few visits back in the 'NEW days when Action was on the verge of cancellation.

I completely agree there. If I had to pick a more loyal friend of the show, I would also have to go with Vos over Jay. (Jay is the bigger name friend though, so maybe he gets a little more deference for being a "name".)

[JoeyDVDZ]

Dice is done. He'll fade even further into obscurity and eventually people will be like, "Dice who? Oh, that guy who did the rhyming shit. What a hack."

[BigDickBlack]

I love Dice he is just a worthless makeup wearing fuck!

[BigDickBlack]

Damn I didnt notice I hit 1000 posts!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Damn I didnt notice I hit 1000 posts!

WHadda ya want, a cookie? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

Congrats on breakin 1k, man.

[BigDickBlack]

WHadda ya want, a cookie? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

Congrats on breakin 1k, man.

It crossed my man! :action-sm

[Travis Bickle]

Anyone track down photos of that guys nympho wife from this morning?

[pnigga]

so what does this limey whore look like?

poor bastard with her has the backbone of flagella

[BigDickBlack]

I want a pic of this slut!

[pnigga]

wait, is she even british?

tell me this story isn't every white guy's worst nightmare

[Chester'sLiver]

This chick was ***** and just went with it, jesus christ.

[click]

This chick was ***** and just went with it, jesus christ.
Is she kidding or just a real good egg? :icon_mrgr

[al885]

i have a feeling that shoehorn joke came from my joke in the ben's hog thread

[Chester'sLiver]

Is she kidding or just a real good egg? :icon_mrgr
A real good egg, she wasn't kidding

[deadfruitvirus]

I had to reset my SkyFi, and I came back in as Opie was saying someone didn't want to be on 202. Who was it?

[Chester'sLiver]

Jim Bruerer....SP?

[NoFilterPaul]

Here's my wife:

http://www.wowfans.com/images/me.jpg

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

8)


Paul

[DoughBoy]

"There is a WHORE under your black sheet..."

[13tongimp]

So, you have a good pic of her?

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

Here's my wife:

http://www.wowfans.com/images/me.jpg

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

8)


Paul
i thought you guys did well today. fun stories. youre both nuts and your wife is still looking pretty good at 43!

ps- i ordered merch weeks ago. you guys are slackers!!

[MetalSign]

I really enjoyed the show today. Even though usually girls on radio=teh suck, Paul and his wife had me laughing all day long. Can't get enough crazy sex stories, racist comments and mispronunciations of the letters "th".


Thanks Paul!

[IDontCare05]

I really had a good laugh today. Thanks Paul for the stories.......

You and your wife were hilarious. :icon_mrgr

[ProfessorAnt]

here's the nig from the bafroom
http://www.walfordweb.co.uk/walfordweb/cast/lenny_1.jpg
he really does look like Will Smif
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/entertainment/theatre/2002/04/pal_joey_review_body.jpg

[politejonny]

NoFilterPaul


I'm glad you feel safe enough to have your photos online after saying all that racist crap on air. So confident that some angry listner won't send loyal friends to bash your worthless, foriegn skull in. Don't watch your back, you fat piece of shit.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

NoFilterPaul


I'm glad you feel safe enough to have your photos online after saying all that racist crap on air. So confident that some angry listner won't send loyal friends to bash your worthless, foriegn skull in. Don't watch your back, you fat piece of shit.
that wasnt very polite, jonny.

aahhaaahhhaaa http://wackbag.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[NoFilterPaul]

NoFilterPaul


I'm glad you feel safe enough to have your photos online after saying all that racist crap on air. So confident that some angry listner won't send loyal friends to bash your worthless, foriegn skull in. Don't watch your back, you fat piece of shit.

I'm sending my friends over to Ant's house as he picked on me...

For the record, some of my best friends are black, yellow, pink and white.

Get over it.. its just radio

[politejonny]

I'm sending my friends over to Ant's house as he picked on me...

Get over it.. its just radio

Oh, so you were joking? Nevermind then.

I must have to hang out with a bunch of white people all the time to get these racial jokes. Don't get me wrong, I tell more ethnic jokes than anyone I know (and mine are funny), but the O&A method of tossing out slurs and invoking cliched stereotypes in obvious ways does nothing for me.

[NoFilterPaul]

Oh, so you were joking? Nevermind then.

I must have to hang out with a bunch of white people all the time to get these racial jokes. Don't get me wrong, I tell more ethnic jokes than anyone I know (and mine are funny), but the O&A method of tossing out slurs and invoking cliched stereotypes in obvious ways does nothing for me.

I have no problem with your opinion, or anyones else's - positive or negative - but you just summed it up exactly.. everyone does it, some just do it in different ways than others...

But don't single me out for fitting in with the show's humour style...

[BigDickDaddy]

Does anyone watch Tom and Jerry on cable they edit the voice of the maid so she won't sound too nig...ish now she sounds kind of white.I'm new here so sorry if i was suppose to post this somewhere else