WyldeChilde
03-21-2002, 11:07 PM
And off we go...
3:00 The guys check in talking about Tom, from the N'Orleans Station, screw up with the WOW T-Shirts. He had the shirts made up with the WNEW logo on the back. Tom checks in to talk about that AND the bad copy he faxed in that nobody can read. They rag on Toms drawl and he punches out. The copy is found so they call Tom back, read the copy and ask when Anthony's new car will be arriving for the celebrity endorsement. They also point out the oversight on assuming Anthony's credit is lousy. At this point, Tom is stopping for beer. The guys ask to speak to the cashier. Tom gets the phone back after a disspointing interview with someone Norton assumed came over in a raft. The guys ask him to speak to a "Southern Belle" and to stop a lady in the parking lot. Tom gives the phone to a customer coming out of the store and Norton tells her he was supposed to give the phone to the ugliest lady he could find. She loses her mind and throws the phone at Tom.
3:30 Guys come back with Jim Brewer and Adam Ferrara checking in. O & A tell the guys about "Mom's I'd Like To F" which somehow leads into hot relatives. They talk about their Familys and interview Brewer's mom who's in studio. Jim tells the guys when he was younger living at home, his mom would drink Martinis and pass out at 10:00. He could come home, plow some girl on the couch she was passed out on and she would never wake. He also tells them how his Sister drove the car through the garage door. They break into Adam Ferrara's "Bang YOUR Sister Tour" with AC/DC playing "For Those About To Rock" In The Background.
4:05 Guys come back with Steven Lynch in Studio. He plays 3 songs for them: "She Got A Smile", "Mighty Malachi, The Bowling God" and "You Caught Me Spankin' It."
4:34 Back from Commercial, the guys take a call from Tammy who wants to do the "5:00 Fake O". They get into talking about her days as a phone sex operator. She left because the calls started to freak her out, like this one guy who saw his sister naked and wanted to "Crank One Out" while she played his sister. Anthony gets her into acting the scenario out but it goes a wry when she refers to doing something naughty to him like "when they were kids". She does the fake O, and punches out. Callers check in, SICKENED... One guy says he doesn't know whether to shoot or handle himself repeatedly.
5:00 Guys come back with Ol' Dirty in Studio. A girl checks in saying he "went south" for 2 hours and has a big mule. This gets high fives from everyone in the studio who have a new found respect for O.D. THEN O.D.'s Girlfriend checks in but doesn't get on the air, O.D. is disturbed by this and tries to say this was "All a radio bit."
5:36 O & A are back with Jim Brewer in the Studio, and they play "For Those About To Rock" by AC/DC with Brewer mimicking the vocalist. Then Brewer tells them about he once camped out for AC/DC tickets. Then, he and Anthony reminice and do a bit about being in a band in Long Island.
6:00 Guys now have Dice on the Phone. They are talking about "Medium Or Well Done". Dice talks about Vegas. The guys trade "Terminology" with Dice. At this point, George of Otto and George (yes I know they are the same!) starts tooling on Dice. Dice Argues with George for a while.
6:33 Opie And Anthony return with Otto And George in the Studio and Jeff Norris checks in with a story about shooting a scene with Law & Order, Special Victim's Unit, and how he was caught by the cops with a prop gun that defied the laws of physics and jumped onto the dash from the passengers seat when someon cut him off. Callers check in and razz Jeff for this. And the guys question the Story.
End Show
During the 6:00 hour I was distracted. I listen to the show at work, and my supervisor checked in (I work Security) so if the details are in-accurate I apologize.
Norton Sucks.
www.eatabullet.com
3:00 The guys check in talking about Tom, from the N'Orleans Station, screw up with the WOW T-Shirts. He had the shirts made up with the WNEW logo on the back. Tom checks in to talk about that AND the bad copy he faxed in that nobody can read. They rag on Toms drawl and he punches out. The copy is found so they call Tom back, read the copy and ask when Anthony's new car will be arriving for the celebrity endorsement. They also point out the oversight on assuming Anthony's credit is lousy. At this point, Tom is stopping for beer. The guys ask to speak to the cashier. Tom gets the phone back after a disspointing interview with someone Norton assumed came over in a raft. The guys ask him to speak to a "Southern Belle" and to stop a lady in the parking lot. Tom gives the phone to a customer coming out of the store and Norton tells her he was supposed to give the phone to the ugliest lady he could find. She loses her mind and throws the phone at Tom.
3:30 Guys come back with Jim Brewer and Adam Ferrara checking in. O & A tell the guys about "Mom's I'd Like To F" which somehow leads into hot relatives. They talk about their Familys and interview Brewer's mom who's in studio. Jim tells the guys when he was younger living at home, his mom would drink Martinis and pass out at 10:00. He could come home, plow some girl on the couch she was passed out on and she would never wake. He also tells them how his Sister drove the car through the garage door. They break into Adam Ferrara's "Bang YOUR Sister Tour" with AC/DC playing "For Those About To Rock" In The Background.
4:05 Guys come back with Steven Lynch in Studio. He plays 3 songs for them: "She Got A Smile", "Mighty Malachi, The Bowling God" and "You Caught Me Spankin' It."
4:34 Back from Commercial, the guys take a call from Tammy who wants to do the "5:00 Fake O". They get into talking about her days as a phone sex operator. She left because the calls started to freak her out, like this one guy who saw his sister naked and wanted to "Crank One Out" while she played his sister. Anthony gets her into acting the scenario out but it goes a wry when she refers to doing something naughty to him like "when they were kids". She does the fake O, and punches out. Callers check in, SICKENED... One guy says he doesn't know whether to shoot or handle himself repeatedly.
5:00 Guys come back with Ol' Dirty in Studio. A girl checks in saying he "went south" for 2 hours and has a big mule. This gets high fives from everyone in the studio who have a new found respect for O.D. THEN O.D.'s Girlfriend checks in but doesn't get on the air, O.D. is disturbed by this and tries to say this was "All a radio bit."
5:36 O & A are back with Jim Brewer in the Studio, and they play "For Those About To Rock" by AC/DC with Brewer mimicking the vocalist. Then Brewer tells them about he once camped out for AC/DC tickets. Then, he and Anthony reminice and do a bit about being in a band in Long Island.
6:00 Guys now have Dice on the Phone. They are talking about "Medium Or Well Done". Dice talks about Vegas. The guys trade "Terminology" with Dice. At this point, George of Otto and George (yes I know they are the same!) starts tooling on Dice. Dice Argues with George for a while.
6:33 Opie And Anthony return with Otto And George in the Studio and Jeff Norris checks in with a story about shooting a scene with Law & Order, Special Victim's Unit, and how he was caught by the cops with a prop gun that defied the laws of physics and jumped onto the dash from the passengers seat when someon cut him off. Callers check in and razz Jeff for this. And the guys question the Story.
End Show
During the 6:00 hour I was distracted. I listen to the show at work, and my supervisor checked in (I work Security) so if the details are in-accurate I apologize.
Norton Sucks.
www.eatabullet.com