Most Annoying Song?

[kloraferm]

Obviously there are plenty to choose from, but I'm gonna have to go with "Happy Birthday". Whenever someone starts singing that, I don't know about you, but I feel so uncomfortable sitting through it.

[Clint]

Obviously there are plenty to choose from, but I'm gonna have to go with "Happy Birthday". Whenever someone starts singing that, I don't know about you, but I feel so uncomfortable sitting through it.

A single song does not come to mind but I do have to agree with you. It makes it even worse when you are sitting at restaurant and it’s someone’s lucky day. Why the fuck do they feel the need to celebrate while I'm enjoying my meal

[Bach]

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[kloraferm]

I can tolerate that more than when it's directly at me and I have to sit there smiling pretending like I enjoy it.

[Michael Bolton]

The Macarena. I heard that enough times in the mid 90s that if I ever hear it again, I am going to cut my ears off and hopefully bleed to death.

[mikepop]

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I had a hard time thinking of one song that instantly annoyed me,thanks Bach I remember now. :action-sm

[kloraferm]

I think Small World and Macarena are equally aweful. The worst part is, now I can't get them out of my head. Thanks guys! :icon_mrgr

[Buffcoat]

"The Electric Slide"

"YMCA"

"The Chicken Dance"

Or any other song with a cute dance that goes with it. I particularly hate these three (and the Macarena, already mentioned) because I'm forced to endure them at EVERY wedding reception I attend.

Honorable mention goes to "Happy Birthday" when, while I'm at a restaurant, every waiter and waitress there has to drop what they're doing, clap their hands and sing that 'special' version (Bennigan's, Lone Star, and I think TGI Friday's are just a few of the culprits) to an annoyed patron that didn't want the attention. Nobody there likes it - it's not cute, it's not creative, it's nothing but a burden to the customers and staff. Why do we have to keep listening to it?

[Clint]

You stink Bach. I hate the song 88 Lines About 44 Women

[Minge]

Anything by The Beatles.

[GreatAmericanZero]

theres that Cher song "I believe" or something like that...it was horrendous

also, recently there was this jennifer lopez song, i have no idea what its called but the beat sounded like my alarm clock going off, the song was being played around the time O&A went to Mardi Gras cuz i remember hearing it in the back ground during the mardigras broadcast


also, this kanye west song i heard once wiht this annoying as fuck voice going "on the radio where it all comes down" over and over and over again...i wanted to slit my wrists whenever i heard that song

[Bach]

You stink Bach. I hate the song 88 Lines About 44 Women
I love you too, Clint. :action-sm

And 88 Lines is an awesome fucking tune, btw.

[Smoke]

The Macarena. I heard that enough times in the mid 90s that if I ever hear it again, I am going to cut my ears off and hopefully bleed to death.
I'm burning the MP3 to a CD now, including the mega mix and will be driving around your community soon. Don't disappoint me Mr. Dwyer.

[DefJef]

anything by Kaplan Bros....

[kloraferm]

Anything by The Beatles.
What?!

[KneeKnee]

Finally by C C Penneston (or whatever the fuck her name is)

Song makes me wanna puke.

Benny and the Jets. Is that elton john?

Song makes me wanna puke on C C Penneston.

[Lil'JimmysMule]

I hate that fucking song they play on the Six Flags Great Adventure TV spots. The one with the old guy dancing like a jerkoff. God it goes right through me.

[NikDaSchwugie]

"This is the song that never ends..."
That song makes me want to rip out my femoral artery. And just thinking about it makes me remember all the damn words! gah!!!

The Jennifer Lopez song mentioned above is called "Get Right" and it makes me so glad her album sold next to nothing. The Six Flags song is "We Like To Party" by the Vengaboys. I liked it when it first came out.

I also hate emo music (get some balls, already), country, and any rap from "da durrrty south!".

[whoisisthis]

that techno-ish song about the color blue.....blue corvette, and a bllue house, ect. Or some other such


I don't know the name of it, or who sings it...but I heard it in the gym the other week and it made me wanna kill myself

[fandango86]

Nice try, Bach, but I've got you beat:

1,2,3
(Gloria M.Estefan and Enrique Garcia)


They tell me you're shy boy
But I want you just the same
Don't play innocent with me
You know it's not just fun and games
When I look into your eyes
So much passion burns inside
But if you need some coaxing
I will do it
Step by step there's nothing to it

1-2-3-4 come on baby say you love me
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11 I'm just gonna keep on counting
Until you are mine

Come out of your shell boy
You know we go like hand in glove
You're afraid of giving in
But I am never giving up on your love
And no matter what it takes
I will steal your heart away
Take a chance for once you won't regret it
Want my love just come and get it

1-2-3-4 com on baby say you love me
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11 I'm just gonna keep on counting
Until you are mine

So no matter what it takes
I will steal your heart away
Take a chance for once you won't regret it
Want my love just come and get it

1-2-3-4 come on baby say you love me
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11 I'm just gonna keep on counting
Until you are mine

1-2-3-4 come on baby say you love me
5-6-7 times
You got to give me your love
8-9-10-11 I'm just gonna keep on counting baby
Until you are mine

1-2-3-4
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11

1-2-3-4
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11

Advantage...Fandango

[Michael Bolton]

that techno-ish song about the color blue.....blue corvette, and a bllue house, ect. Or some other such


I don't know the name of it, or who sings it...but I heard it in the gym the other week and it made me wanna kill myself

The song is is BLUE and it is is by EIFFEL 65.

And yes, it does stink.

[Buffcoat]

Advantage...Fandango

Sweet mother of God. Please tell me you didn't just jot that down from memory. Advantage...HIV.

[Etherfiend]

theres that Cher song "I believe" or something like that...it was horrendous



Yes, that fucking song is the worst! when i worked at Chili's that song played like 10 times a shift. Everytime it started the whole kitchen cringed...


oh and the stupid Chumba Wumba song..."I got knocked down, i get up again..." i always hoped he wouldnt get back up again...

[Bunny™]

oh and the stupid Chumba Wumba song..."I got knocked down, i get up again..."i always hoped he wouldnt get back up again...

I drink a whiskey drink.
I drink a vodka drink.
and when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.

-H. Simpson

[Etherfiend]

I drink a whiskey drink.
I drink a vodka drink.
and when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.

-H. Simpson



HAHAHAAHAHAHA nice :clap:

[fandango86]

Sweet mother of God. Please tell me you didn't just jot that down from memory. Advantage...HIV.

Nope! Google, copy, paste. But it was the first and only song that popped into my head when I saw this thread title, which either makes me gay or straight, I'm not sure...

[Tossed Salad]

Anything by Metallica

[Bone Dry]

That fucking poker song by OAR holy shit enough with it already.

[sk8erinpink]

I hate the friggin song by gwen stefani, ain't no holla back girl! especially the s**t about bananas!Please send a private message if u agree!!!! :rolleyes: :action-sm :piss2 :fu4: <--------THIS GOES 4 U GWEN!

[jrewing5]

Ring...Ring....Ring...Ring.....Ring....Ring...Ring
BANANA PHOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!

[GreatAmericanZero]

hate the friggin song by gwen stefani, ain't no holla back girl! especially the s**t about bananas![/FONT][/COLOR]Please send a private message if u agree!!!![/SIZE] :rolleyes: :action-sm :piss2 :fu4: <--------THIS GOES 4 U GWEN!


even worse was the one thats a take off of the fiddler on the roof song "if i was a rich man la da dee da da da dee da da da da"......why would anyone make a modern pop song sampling fiddler on the roof?


I just remembered anoter really really annoying song from the past, anyone remember "The Thong Song" AWFUL!

[SteveRob]

Any song after "Get Your Cock Out" by khemystri.

[CallmeQtie]

the song that never ends by Lamb Chop and Shari Lewis

[GreatAmericanZero]

Any song after "Get Your Cock Out" by khemystri.

...i'm glad someone said it

at least i have a MyFi now...skiiiiiip

[Slow Bollards]

Anything by Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin or Green Day.

[YUCK FOU]

anything by that douche fatboy slim ...i have never listend to that whole song praise you and everytime it used to come on the radio i would change the station. that fucker only made it big cause he had christopher walken dancing around in his videos...

[BravoSierra]

I think I've got you all beat. That damn song they play in all FAO Schwartz stores.

Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world of toys
::Repeat::

How did ANYONE shop at that damn store. Either that or anything by Bjork, I fucking hate that bitch.

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

Anything gwen stefani has done after she decided she was black (Rich Girl, Holla back Girl)

and that fucking "Milkshake" song

[Warfarer]

theres that Cher song "I believe" or something like that...it was horrendous

also, recently there was this jennifer lopez song, i have no idea what its called but the beat sounded like my alarm clock going off, the song was being played around the time O&A went to Mardi Gras cuz i remember hearing it in the back ground during the mardigras broadcast


also, this kanye west song i heard once wiht this annoying as fuck voice going "on the radio where it all comes down" over and over and over again...i wanted to slit my wrists whenever i heard that song

1. I am with on that piece of shit cher song. it sucks.
2. I am with on that Jennifer Lopez sucks too.
3. I will add that i hate Destiny's Child also. Especially that steeming turd Survivor.

[bloodlust]

That fucking line dance song by that country douche with the mullethttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif


can't remember the song or his namehttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif

[Warfarer]

That fucking line dance song by that country douche with the mullethttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif


can't remember the song or his namehttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif

I believe you are referring to Billy Ray Cyrus's "Achy Breaky Heart" err, I mean, no idea on this one. :icon_wink

Sorry but i am from the south.

[atxklown]

Anything from Grease.
Anything from Chicago (the musical not the band)
Anything from Celine Dion

[PyThomas]

Most annoying song for me? That's easy...

"LONELY" BY AKON

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[ASSBAG]

Anything from that douche bag Kid Rock I really hate that goddamn Cowboy song.

[pointblankJ9]

theres that Cher song "I believe" or something like that...it was horrendous


"do you belieeeeeve in life after love" UGGGGHHHH I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG!!!!

That's the song my husband sings at the top of his lungs just to annoy me.

I get him back with the old PC Richard jingle. "you'll saaaave mooooney, at PeeeCeeee....at pc richards!"

[Murphstrodamus]

The new "closet" song by R Kelly....

he should stick to molesting little girls

[The Sarge]

That "I am so Lonely" song, done by that DEBACLE of a rapper...It has the "chipmunk" singing shit in it.

Luther Vandros Died. Why couldn't it have been that cocksucker who made that "ear bleeding" song.

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[chiapeteater]

How about that song "You steal my sunshine" by Len Yeeeechhhh!!!! Every time I hear that song I wanna find a twelve gauge with a toe attachment.

[A giiiiiiiiiirl]

Anything song by Avril Lavigne

[ASSBAG]

Anything song by Avril Lavigne


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PS nice avatar

[tar_baby]

henry VIII i am i am

[Vamp]

What about the beverly hills cop theme sung by this ring tone dude. I could've sworn that was on 20 on 20.

[invisible76]

That fucking poker song by OAR holy shit enough with it already.

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And I'll also throw in anything by Phish. Yeah...you're dirty hippies...we get it. Thank god they broke up

[Dark Reyule]

The latest song by Gwen Stefani... the radio edit is the worst..."that's my ish, that's my ish" Sounds like I'm listening to old 2 Live Crew clean version tapes again.

[A giiiiiiiiiirl]

Thanks.. ;)

and boy am I dumb bitch for saying "anything song by".

[bkbigfish]

When I was in college, I found Staind's "It's Been Awhile" really annoying. The closet mo's who played "Bomb the DK house" would have nightly sing along sessions to it.

Back in high school, one of the graduating seniors used to blast Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat in the school's parking lot prior to the start of classes every morning. That was probably the first sign he was going to end up continuing to date high school sophmores as he aged. The other signs being his collection of ICP t-shirts and He-Man haircut.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

-any song by Good Charlotte
-any song by Simple Plan
-Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl" is getting on my nerves. when you have to spell out the word "bananas" in your song, you really need a judo chop to your larynx
-any song rapper Little Jon has to go "YAY-UUHHH!" in, he needs to die and SOON

i will be updating this list as the songs come to me.

[Dark Reyule]

-any song by Good Charlotte
-any song by Simple Plan
-Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl" is getting on my nerves. when you have to spell out the word "bananas" in your song, you really need a judo chop to your larynx
-any song rapper Little Jon has to go "YAY-UUHHH!" in, he needs to die and SOON

i will be updating this list as the songs come to me.


Very good! :clap:

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

yeah, i'm tired of the fake-punk bands whining about their parents getting divorced in EVERY FUCKING SONG. i can't even watch that show Damage Control because Simple Plan's lead singer hosts it. just the idea that they try to come off as "edgy" and "punk" makes me want to vomit.

oh, another song came to mind:

-Weezer's "Beverly Hills", because i hhhhhhhhate pretentious music. you're Weezer, for fuck's sake! you're rockstars! you probably do live in Beverly Hills, so writing a song about wishing to live in Beverly Hills comes off sounding phony and pandering to your audience.

[NikDaSchwugie]

If I hear this Crazy Frog song one more time I'll lose my mind.

[flyerfan116]

anything by any one of the Bee Gee's

oh and banana phone

[A giiiiiiiiiirl]

Ugh...that crazy song really is terrible.

[Begbie]

REM - Shiny Happy People

Any Gwen Stefani song

[diggerdog]

"My name is Luka" by Suzanne Vega
Bruce Kelly tends to like this little ditty about domestic violence. Probably makes him absolutely cry. SISSY!
Ol' Luka didn't get beat enough if you ask me. Punch that dummy in the throat so she can never sing again

[Floyd1977]

Might be a bit obscure

"Who Dunnit" by Genesis off the "ABACAB" album

(I'm sure someone will respond with "Anything by Genesis is annoying" but that song is especially annoying)

[Turtle]

REM - Shiny Happy People

Any Gwen Stefani song

Shiny Happy People,SUCKS. Dennis Leary did a great bit on that song

[Myhairygrundle]

Blvd of Broken Dreams by Greenday. It's always on kiss, mix or 20 on 20. Their only good album was Dookie.

[Turtle]

I would like to hear bannana phone more

[ASSBAG]

Last resort- Papa Roach
Even Flow- Pearl Jam
Hit me with your best shot- Pat Bennetar
anything county

I AM SICK OF THESE.

[Slow Bollards]

bbbb-baby you just ain't seen nuthin' yet...
Anything THAT faggot sings, I don't know his name and I am glad. I'm sure that even his name would feel like a shard of glass in my ear. I hate that guy and I hope he choked on vomit.

[FreeTheCricket]

REM - Shiny Happy People

Any Gwen Stefani song

YES!! Gwen Stefani should be ***** and killed for "Hollaback Girl" When the hell did she bacome a black female rapper? Wasn't she all punk 10 years ago?

However, will expand on "Shiny Happy People". I respect the hell out of REM. The one song of REM's I hate? Shiny Happy People"". Hmmm... what is it about that song that sucks? Yes, kids, that's right!! The whore from B-52's screeching away on it. I HHHHHAAAAATTTTTEEEEE the B-52's!!!! They are the worst band EVER!!!
"Rock Lobster" by them is the worst song I have ever heard in my entire life, hands down. The ONLY reason I know the name is because it was on Lucy one time, and I checked the MyFi to see what the name was, so I would know what to say when somebody asked me, "What's the most annoying song?"

"Come on Eileen" is also another piece of shit I can't stand.

[GreatAmericanZero]

yeah papa roach are a bunch of fags. And speaking of this shitty, corporate manufactured rock thats ****** the culture..

Linkin Park, with their manufactured songs that are written ambiguiously enough so that any mopey teenager can relate to and the screaming guy and the rapping chink. They are just AWFUL.

So are Evanesence. David Cross on one of his comedy cds ("Thats Not Funny") has a great thing about them. When hes talking about how useless electric scissors are he mimicks a guy who has to spend his night cutting coupons and he gets a call from his friend and hes like "you got tickets to the Evanesence concert? Damn! I've been into them since...October!" He also goes on about Creed and how they are the third worst rock band ever. He says that their psuedo-spiritual lyrics would fit in fine in a suburban 14year old girls diary, but they sound a little strange coming out of the mouth of a thirty year old man

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

Annie Lennox- No more I love you. That fuckin song is played at least 4 times a day on the station or cd in the market I work in.

[Aaron1]

Any song after "Get Your Cock Out" by khemystri.

Awesome.

[norton23]

Kelly Clarkson "since youve been gone"

ENOUGHT ALLREADY JEEZ!

[tar_baby]

alicia keys - falling
most britney songs
and i agree all those punk bands...simple plan...blink..etc...all the same

[BIV]

Anything by Coldplay,Greenday or the Foo Fighters.

[ASSBAG]

That mother fuckin, retarded, no good piece of shit song American Pie from Don Mclean!! That song means nothing, it's just a menagerie of bullshit squeezed in on one track.

[DeltaPin]

4-non blondes song

"Hey yeah yeah yeah...."

Some God awful shit like that.

[Bud8Weiser]

Any song that they have to play at a prom or wedding reception. ie: the chicken dance, the electric slide, the macerena, that stupid Shout song. :yuck2: They're all crap.

[The Sarge]

"I am so lonely" by that Schwoogie who should have been shot instead of Tu-Pac. Fuckin' Chipmunk voices.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"I am so lonely" by that Schwoogie who should have been shot instead of Tu-Pac. Fuckin' Chipmunk voices.

oh yeah, "Mr. Lonely." that song sucked even before the golfer redid it. AWFUL!