SOS
03-26-2002, 03:23 AM
3:00
They start the show by playing the song, “Two Girls for Every Boy” and clips such as “My bad”, “You got bush”, and “you’re a filthy whore!”
Anthony questions why that song would make a come-back. Opie/Rick then play the “group sex” song. Anthony calls them “a bunch of god-damn smart-asses.”
Opie asks “How was your vacation?” They play the “Group Sex Song.” Opie talks about Tim Sabian hearing good things about O&A’s ratings since Infinity no-longer subscribes to Arbitron. They notice that the phones are lit up and they comment that “lots of people want to talk about the Oscars”… ;)
Caller says Ant is worth 100 million dollars.
Ant talks about the old clothes he still wears after two years. Anthony also says “Why am I renting an apartment in Brooklyn?” He has pigeons on his porch and cannot go out there. Anthony realizing his wealth, says “How many mansions can I buy?”
Opie realizes that he can buy any playstation game he wants, maybe even 2.
Anthony says that some of the allegations in the paper were true when he was a tin knocker. Opie recalls first reading the paper in Vermont. Opie reads Post and sees Anthony and realizes that he knows him. Opie says that he will punch the dump guy if he dumps out of the article when he reads it and it gets dumped.
Caller: Opie learned how to ski, and Ant learned how to give half his money
They play “2 Girls for every boy”
Caller Tom congratulates Anthony on the most expensive threesome.
Anthony was surprised that he had paparazzi following him. Anthony says he was oblivious to them and noticed them when he was walking down the steps of the courthouse. He saw cameras going off and did not realize who it was that was getting their photo taken. Anthony said he thought that it “Must have been an important case.” Anthony sees a guy hit a paparazzi with a cane. Anthony happy that he is a free man since the divorce went on for 2 ½ years. Opie asks if there should be a party. He questions whether or not he should he be the best man for the divorce party. Talk about a “saucy sex scandal.” Anthony was wearing his Joey Boefuco pants when he left the court. Anthony wonders if something truly horrible was written in the paper would he be able to return to radio. A caller asks how to get his wife to want a threesome. Caller congrats Anthony for his divorce, and wonders if he would be on the “Bachelor”.
An Instant Feedbacker comments on sweater in photos in paper. He says he was wearing the NBC jackets and did not want CBS seeing him wear a NBC jacket.
Caller asks if Anthony will resurrect 2 for Tuesday.
Opie says that this is the Official Oscar show. Opie says that black people can finally vote and will bring Black Earl in. Opie says that does not like to go on vacation since people mess things up like Black Earl playing segments out of place for the replay of the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge.
Play “2 Girls for Every Boy”
3:40
Anthony congratulates Black Earl for being black. He says it is a good day to be black.
Black Earl says Halley Barry was a complete mess. She was the first black actress to win academy award for best actress. Opie asked if the black man was allowed to vote. They comment that her mom is whiter, than Opie’s mother. They talk about the Oscars some more. Opie congratulates Earl. More talk about Halley Barry having a white mom. They talk about black voting. They talk about Halley Barry’s speech.
Opie says the instant feedback is going crazy. Comment on Anthony in the paper not recalling when was his wedding.
They replay this Halley Barry clip that makes me want to slap her for being such a mess.
They play Three’s Company’s theme song to make fun of Anthony. They give a disclaimer about Anthony’s divorce to all those who think it is inappropriate to talk about on the air. Opie says that they promise no more tangents. They then talk about after Oscar party with Star Jones and how fat she is. :eek:
Caller saw Opie and Sandy on Kiss-Cam during Islander game. They talk about Opie being there. Opie says that Anthony cannot go there since only couples are allowed.
More talk about jock shocks news articles.
They play a part of “Bitches will getchas:” by Joe Peshi.
Caller saw Ant rubbing Janice Joplin a young girl’s ass with a nice sweater.
Anthony says that he likes the women because she can sing. He says he will send his mom to see it. Anthony says he only has 2 seats for the performance.
Anthony talks about preachers touching young boys.
They play Stephen Lynch’s “Alter Boy” song.
4:50
Ant asks about new scenes in E.T. Opie doesn’t realize their was any new scenes. Talk about how the guns were changed with walkie-talkies.
Anthony tries to call Colin Quin as another tangent. Colin asks if O&A will do the silent treatment with him. O&A say no. They talk about the divorce with Colin. He says he will try to re-enact it with Jim Bruer. Opie liked Rosie last week on his show with her blue material. Colin says that Seinfield is not coming since he is in Las Angeles. He has been there for the last 2 shows. Does not think the time is right to be on. O&A talk to Norton about being on the Colin Quin Show. Opie says he has perfect timing. Plugs his not-yet sold-out gig at Townhall on April 18. Opie asks if Norton will quit the O&A show. Norton says he will not quit until it gets picked up. O&A plugs Colin’s show 9:30 on NBC on Mondays.
More talk about the tryst.
Opie says they have to take a break.
They are seeing genuine hatred for blowing it off.
5:18
Caller says that he is waiting for them to talk about it. Caller took a haircut while waiting for them to talk about it. Anthony talks about how he has been playing EverQuest;he is trying to stall. Caller talks about a rumor that the other girl’s name was Allison… A caller says that he hasn’t missed the beginning of the show. Opie says he will read “The Post” second. Anthony says that the Court system is ridiculous. Says that he would be screwed if he committed any real crimes. Dominic Barbra was the ex-wife’s lawyer. Anthony says the lawyer was on Howard Stern, and no one watched his court TV show. Anthony thought there was only one reporter, but there were 2. More talk about the courtroom stairs that were a part of the end of The Godfather III. Dominic Barbara said Opie is worth 130 million. Said he was only doing his job
Did not know the reporters were there. Dominic said he was a “Gentleman.”
Ant uses the slide flute, bell, to comment by not comment on the news story. In a updated, the lawyer is called a fat bloated mess. Anthony rings a bell to stall again. Opie says that they deliberated for 2 hours and then announce that they had group sex.
Anthony does not trust the article. “I don’t care how many times AP is written next to it.”
Ant says there was no skipping. Their was a 30 dollar syndication deal.
Anthony plugs Apollo Air-conditioning in Bayshore. Anthony says the reason he did not know his wedding date because he has lots of dates in his head. Anthony does not care that he called him a gentleman. Caller asks if he will remember the date of the Swallows Day, swans of Capistrano. Caller says that Ant got even for Time article. Anthony said he turned off phone until Friday. Anthony told his mom.
Caller says that group sex is more than 3 people. Two girls call up and one can queef. She does the 6 o’clock queef. Sounds real loud and she does it a lot. :confused:
Talk about Rene getting allegedly rap ed. Play theme to Titanic. A Caller asks if Celine can tell about divorce. Celine says no.
O&A talk about Southpark episode with Pagori kids.
Real World Williams gets caught stealing cars
6:45
W.D.T.L.
It takes 4 hours to read 2 paragraphs.
Black Earl does not know his black history.
Domic Barbra is ample.
There is no skipping.
Ant is the only guy who will deny a threesome.
Beachboys are making a comeback.
Lord of the Little People likes O&A and is 27. He is from Cleveland and is 4” 6’. O&A say to send a picture.
Louis, still not funny
Stacker 2 or 3.
Mange e twa is just the tip of the iceberg.
Took as long for a black actress to get an Oscar as Ant to get a divorce.
O&A are worth more than some countries.
Opie is worth 30 million more because his name is first.
Anthony says that everyone should do a pre-nup.
Lisa is working on her Ant impression.
They start the show by playing the song, “Two Girls for Every Boy” and clips such as “My bad”, “You got bush”, and “you’re a filthy whore!”
Anthony questions why that song would make a come-back. Opie/Rick then play the “group sex” song. Anthony calls them “a bunch of god-damn smart-asses.”
Opie asks “How was your vacation?” They play the “Group Sex Song.” Opie talks about Tim Sabian hearing good things about O&A’s ratings since Infinity no-longer subscribes to Arbitron. They notice that the phones are lit up and they comment that “lots of people want to talk about the Oscars”… ;)
Caller says Ant is worth 100 million dollars.
Ant talks about the old clothes he still wears after two years. Anthony also says “Why am I renting an apartment in Brooklyn?” He has pigeons on his porch and cannot go out there. Anthony realizing his wealth, says “How many mansions can I buy?”
Opie realizes that he can buy any playstation game he wants, maybe even 2.
Anthony says that some of the allegations in the paper were true when he was a tin knocker. Opie recalls first reading the paper in Vermont. Opie reads Post and sees Anthony and realizes that he knows him. Opie says that he will punch the dump guy if he dumps out of the article when he reads it and it gets dumped.
Caller: Opie learned how to ski, and Ant learned how to give half his money
They play “2 Girls for every boy”
Caller Tom congratulates Anthony on the most expensive threesome.
Anthony was surprised that he had paparazzi following him. Anthony says he was oblivious to them and noticed them when he was walking down the steps of the courthouse. He saw cameras going off and did not realize who it was that was getting their photo taken. Anthony said he thought that it “Must have been an important case.” Anthony sees a guy hit a paparazzi with a cane. Anthony happy that he is a free man since the divorce went on for 2 ½ years. Opie asks if there should be a party. He questions whether or not he should he be the best man for the divorce party. Talk about a “saucy sex scandal.” Anthony was wearing his Joey Boefuco pants when he left the court. Anthony wonders if something truly horrible was written in the paper would he be able to return to radio. A caller asks how to get his wife to want a threesome. Caller congrats Anthony for his divorce, and wonders if he would be on the “Bachelor”.
An Instant Feedbacker comments on sweater in photos in paper. He says he was wearing the NBC jackets and did not want CBS seeing him wear a NBC jacket.
Caller asks if Anthony will resurrect 2 for Tuesday.
Opie says that this is the Official Oscar show. Opie says that black people can finally vote and will bring Black Earl in. Opie says that does not like to go on vacation since people mess things up like Black Earl playing segments out of place for the replay of the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge.
Play “2 Girls for Every Boy”
3:40
Anthony congratulates Black Earl for being black. He says it is a good day to be black.
Black Earl says Halley Barry was a complete mess. She was the first black actress to win academy award for best actress. Opie asked if the black man was allowed to vote. They comment that her mom is whiter, than Opie’s mother. They talk about the Oscars some more. Opie congratulates Earl. More talk about Halley Barry having a white mom. They talk about black voting. They talk about Halley Barry’s speech.
Opie says the instant feedback is going crazy. Comment on Anthony in the paper not recalling when was his wedding.
They replay this Halley Barry clip that makes me want to slap her for being such a mess.
They play Three’s Company’s theme song to make fun of Anthony. They give a disclaimer about Anthony’s divorce to all those who think it is inappropriate to talk about on the air. Opie says that they promise no more tangents. They then talk about after Oscar party with Star Jones and how fat she is. :eek:
Caller saw Opie and Sandy on Kiss-Cam during Islander game. They talk about Opie being there. Opie says that Anthony cannot go there since only couples are allowed.
More talk about jock shocks news articles.
They play a part of “Bitches will getchas:” by Joe Peshi.
Caller saw Ant rubbing Janice Joplin a young girl’s ass with a nice sweater.
Anthony says that he likes the women because she can sing. He says he will send his mom to see it. Anthony says he only has 2 seats for the performance.
Anthony talks about preachers touching young boys.
They play Stephen Lynch’s “Alter Boy” song.
4:50
Ant asks about new scenes in E.T. Opie doesn’t realize their was any new scenes. Talk about how the guns were changed with walkie-talkies.
Anthony tries to call Colin Quin as another tangent. Colin asks if O&A will do the silent treatment with him. O&A say no. They talk about the divorce with Colin. He says he will try to re-enact it with Jim Bruer. Opie liked Rosie last week on his show with her blue material. Colin says that Seinfield is not coming since he is in Las Angeles. He has been there for the last 2 shows. Does not think the time is right to be on. O&A talk to Norton about being on the Colin Quin Show. Opie says he has perfect timing. Plugs his not-yet sold-out gig at Townhall on April 18. Opie asks if Norton will quit the O&A show. Norton says he will not quit until it gets picked up. O&A plugs Colin’s show 9:30 on NBC on Mondays.
More talk about the tryst.
Opie says they have to take a break.
They are seeing genuine hatred for blowing it off.
5:18
Caller says that he is waiting for them to talk about it. Caller took a haircut while waiting for them to talk about it. Anthony talks about how he has been playing EverQuest;he is trying to stall. Caller talks about a rumor that the other girl’s name was Allison… A caller says that he hasn’t missed the beginning of the show. Opie says he will read “The Post” second. Anthony says that the Court system is ridiculous. Says that he would be screwed if he committed any real crimes. Dominic Barbra was the ex-wife’s lawyer. Anthony says the lawyer was on Howard Stern, and no one watched his court TV show. Anthony thought there was only one reporter, but there were 2. More talk about the courtroom stairs that were a part of the end of The Godfather III. Dominic Barbara said Opie is worth 130 million. Said he was only doing his job
Did not know the reporters were there. Dominic said he was a “Gentleman.”
Ant uses the slide flute, bell, to comment by not comment on the news story. In a updated, the lawyer is called a fat bloated mess. Anthony rings a bell to stall again. Opie says that they deliberated for 2 hours and then announce that they had group sex.
Anthony does not trust the article. “I don’t care how many times AP is written next to it.”
Ant says there was no skipping. Their was a 30 dollar syndication deal.
Anthony plugs Apollo Air-conditioning in Bayshore. Anthony says the reason he did not know his wedding date because he has lots of dates in his head. Anthony does not care that he called him a gentleman. Caller asks if he will remember the date of the Swallows Day, swans of Capistrano. Caller says that Ant got even for Time article. Anthony said he turned off phone until Friday. Anthony told his mom.
Caller says that group sex is more than 3 people. Two girls call up and one can queef. She does the 6 o’clock queef. Sounds real loud and she does it a lot. :confused:
Talk about Rene getting allegedly rap ed. Play theme to Titanic. A Caller asks if Celine can tell about divorce. Celine says no.
O&A talk about Southpark episode with Pagori kids.
Real World Williams gets caught stealing cars
6:45
W.D.T.L.
It takes 4 hours to read 2 paragraphs.
Black Earl does not know his black history.
Domic Barbra is ample.
There is no skipping.
Ant is the only guy who will deny a threesome.
Beachboys are making a comeback.
Lord of the Little People likes O&A and is 27. He is from Cleveland and is 4” 6’. O&A say to send a picture.
Louis, still not funny
Stacker 2 or 3.
Mange e twa is just the tip of the iceberg.
Took as long for a black actress to get an Oscar as Ant to get a divorce.
O&A are worth more than some countries.
Opie is worth 30 million more because his name is first.
Anthony says that everyone should do a pre-nup.
Lisa is working on her Ant impression.