O&A Listening Thread for 07/18/05

[BIV]

Mornin' kids. :action-sm
New week of good times, great hits.
Any takers for what today's topics will be?

EDIT:
Today, 02:59 AM
LIAR!!!! My clock said 3:00:10

[generoso]

ahh done beat again.....

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning BIV :action-sm

only good thing about monday is a new show

[Whatzinmypants]

ahh done beat again.....

Morning Gen :action-sm

[BIV]

Morning BIV :action-sm

only good thing about monday is a new show
Hello Sweetie. New show and pleasant company, you mean.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/PARTYROCK.jpg

[Whatzinmypants]

Hello Sweetie. New show and pleasant company, you mean.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/PARTYROCK.jpg


the best company on the net :icon_mrgr

[freak8]

dlr filling in for howard today

:)

[BIV]

Freak, your sig just hurts me man.

[freak8]

thanx

[Clint]

Morning BIV, Freak8, Generoso, Whatzinmypants

[Whatzinmypants]

Morning BIV, Freak8, Generoso, Whatzinmypants

Morning :action-sm

This bit right now is from the guy with the daily news right?

[generoso]

Ok back with my coffee.....Great weekend New Battlestar, Lance is kicking ass in france,Yankees 1/2 game out, And my girl took her tampons home she just forgot to pack up het bathroom stuff....And now i have a nice hot cup of coffee....Opps For got moring to everybody and a special to Whatz because shes a girl...

[JH315]

Sounds like Stern is over. There was an announcement right when Hoo hoo was supposed to be coming on. Saying Infiinty is starting with David Lee Roth today, and that he is the host for the next five years. Possible hoax??

[Whatzinmypants]

Ok back with my coffee.....Great weekend New Battlestar, Lance is kicking ass in france,Yankees 1/2 game out, And my girl took her tampons home she just forgot to pack up het bathroom stuff....And now i have a nice hot cup of coffee....


glad that all is well and your bathroom is tampon free!

[Clint]

I am not sure sir, I don't have my radio on right now

[McDonaldMouth]

Sounds like Stern is over. There was an announcement right when Hoo hoo was supposed to be coming on. Saying Infiinty is starting with David Lee Roth today, and that he is the host for the next five years. Possible hoax??

Hello Exactly !!!!!!

morning baggers.....

[generoso]

Sounds like Stern is over. There was an announcement right when Hoo hoo was supposed to be coming on. Saying Infiinty is starting with David Lee Roth today, and that he is the host for the next five years. Possible hoax??
Welcome to THE ONA board sir..Where we talk about OnA if you desire to please start a thread in the other talk show section.... :action-sm ..I see this is going to go on all day here...

[Whatzinmypants]

I'm off to work ...have a great day guys...cya on the pm side of things :action-sm

[McDonaldMouth]

hoo hoo, robin... i invented message boards... i was tying bandannas around message boards back in DC... tell 'em fred..

[generoso]

Just for the Stern chat I started a thread for ya
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=29866

And bye whatz sweetiepie

[BIV]

Not a good day to be a news writer in Seattle. Would you granola eating idiots shoot each other or something so I have something to write?

[generoso]

Not a good day to be a news writer in Seattle. Would you granola eating idiots shoot each other or something so I have something to write?
Hey it is Seattle comeon birth of Nirvana rock and Rain....But you guys do have a cyclist friendly city.....

[reefdweller]

I need more sleeps, anyway...Good mornin' again folks!


:icon_mrgr

[BIV]

But you guys do have a cyclist friendly city.....
That is not a good thing.
Yeah, music is about the only thing we have going for us. It really stinks here. Pretty though.

[generoso]

yea try riding a bicycle in the streets of NYC.....Seattle is the model city my group is trying to be..Like city cycling heaven...

[BIV]

yea try riding a bicycle in the streets of NYC.....Seattle is the model city my group is trying to be..Like city cycling heaven...
Just stay the hell out of the street. Nothing pisses me off more than a bike cruising in and out of traffic. They use all the rights of the cars but follow none of the rules.

Here we call them targets.

[Neo_Is_God]

Wackbaggers...SHITDICKS

[JRamoneRIP]

FINALLY I'm up on time again... the secret is not sleeping all night (SHHHH don't tell no one)

[BIV]

Damnit, why are they playing shit again? I'm sooo tired of hearing this bit.

ROTFLMAO GA

[generoso]

Damnit, why are they playing shit again? I'm sooo tired of hearing this bit.

ROTFLMAO GA
Could always go back to the music or Comic bits....I am getting used to this plus does help out newbies to the show....

[BIV]

Could always go back to the music or Comic bits....I am getting used to this plus does help out newbies to the show....
Dude....um....sarcasm tags.

[mikepop]

mornin

[Schnit Dick]

Good morning baggers

[burningsun]

hello

[generoso]

Dude....um....sarcasm tags.
my bad didn't know those tags ment that......but hello Mike, Schnit, and burning

[BIV]

my bad didn't know those tags ment that......but hello Mike, Schnit, and burning
Oh, it's okay sweetums. *tussles*

[JRamoneRIP]

hope the real show isn't this gay *crosses fingers*

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey bivvy sweetums...hey gen luscious hog...

[CurseoftheBambino]

hi everyone else some i know but some ive seen but never said hi so...HOWDY....GOLFERS!

[BIV]

Hello Bambino.

Ramone...is that the chick from Tatu? Very hot.

[CurseoftheBambino]

HEY bs I didnt see you or i would have said lucious hog to you...since i said that already...hi you....guy from boston who eats Brooklyn pizza eating SHITDICK...(boy i missed the message board in the mornings) :)

[CurseoftheBambino]

nope yer eyes arent deceving you Bambino is here *with keff's ass*

[JRamoneRIP]

Biv, indeed it is

[CurseoftheBambino]

did you guys go on Keff's wow bike ride? i didnt :(~~~~~~~

[CurseoftheBambino]

Hey Rambone...who are you..i know i know you....take that sheet off yer head.

[generoso]

It is curse how ya doing .....and i see you STILL HAve that sig pic..And people bitched about mine...

[BIV]

Biv, indeed it is
The only thing better than watching the two of them is the crowds of teen girls that would pile onto thier stage half naked. So hot.

[Neo_Is_God]

nope yer eyes arent deceving you Bambino is here *with keff's ass*

luckily i have sigs off

[Neo_Is_God]

boston how bout those soxs

[burningsun]

how about that al leiter?

[JRamoneRIP]

greetings Bambono

[CurseoftheBambino]

hello Mike, Schnit, and burning. Now Gene...you know why i still have it..even though i have a 2nd sig already *a gta one with O/A/Jim in it * i just like the cringe factor of Keff's man ass. *

[reefdweller]

Cue the music!!

[generoso]

how about that al leiter?
:clap: :clap: :clap: for Al last night :clap: :clap:

[JRamoneRIP]

now cue this mothafuck

[Neo_Is_God]

Cue this Shiznit!!

[generoso]

Now cue the music

[Schnit Dick]

Lets do it ladies

[SBrooks1]

Mornin' guys :action-sm

[CurseoftheBambino]

And Another Day/week...begins......................

[burningsun]

mue the cusic!

[CurseoftheBambino]

HI sb....Gawd my nbc station sucks and i dont wanna get cable or digital yep im in the stone age4 using antenna LOL..

[burningsun]

does it have tin foil on it?

[CurseoftheBambino]

i say they make a passing reference to boston and the yankees game...i miss Psycho Mark....*weep weeP* Oh did anyone spoil the harry potter ending ?????

[Schnit Dick]

Speak not of that...

Why not...I will be talking about it all day today to the guy i work with that was convinced there wasnt even a way for a 2-2 series that the red sox were going to win at least 3

[Neo_Is_God]

how bout that double play in the ninth?
r you boston fans gonna bitch about that too?

[SonnyForelli]

Goodmorning sirs,Jimmy must be really happy this morning knowing that the Yankmees won the seies over the weekend

[CurseoftheBambino]

pOints and laughs at BS...have some NY pizza to go with that bat lol

[CurseoftheBambino]

hoping no one embarasses Wackbag today....

[Minge]

"Piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker and tits."

[PorchMonkey4Life]

moring people... ahhhh palaber!

[CurseoftheBambino]

uh...no sound clips??????

[BIV]

More Tatu:

http://www.milliyet.com/2003/05/11/magazin/resim/mag01.jpg
http://www.drunkenfish.org/bem/tatu.jpg
http://klif-e.mos.net.au/images/tatu-030603-01.jpg

[Neo_Is_God]

its funny how the yanks were pronounced dead in may and now in july we are only a 1/2 game out

[reefdweller]

Awesome intro!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

hi ginger and bigass

[APortablePhone]

Didn't Howard already do this gag for April Fool's Day?

[CurseoftheBambino]

Ok everyone Drink Opie did an impression!!!!

[Aaron1]

Attack!!!! Dugout Doug We Need You!!!!1

(800) 55-STERN(78376)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

did we just get attack orders to go after Stern?

[Neo_Is_God]

Attackkkkk!!

[BigBoiBILL]

yes he did sir but he had like a z100 show on april 1st

[Dugout Doug]

Attack!!!! Dugout Doug We Need You!!!!1

You are SO my #1 fan.

:action-sm

[CurseoftheBambino]

The Attack has not been given !!! The Attack Order has not been Given!!!! Yield!!! Yield!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hoohoo is ripping himself off! He did the same hacky bit a few years ago with a guy and a gal, forget who they were supposed to be.

[reefdweller]

One of my favorite fake radio bits was when O&A were suspended at NEW and Ron and Fez came on the air acting like the station had swtiched to a country format.

[APortablePhone]

yes he did sir but he had like a z100 show on april 1st

Oh wow, and now he's doing a different personality. Well that makes the bit completely different, what a true innovator.

[Dugout Doug]

did we just get attack orders to go after Stern?


I think its safe to say that Stern is ALWAYS a target.

[Neo_Is_God]

op said can you plz attack howard to tell him he is a phony

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey douggie havent seen you on MSN

[Minge]

Hello, Curse.

Is there some way I can turn off just your sig?

[CurseoftheBambino]

ok MY BAD! attack attack get the bombs ready...load the missles.

[Schnit Dick]

haha that sounds so much like Howard Stern...wow

[Aaron1]

You are SO my #1 fan.

:action-sm

Well, you are the General!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey, Bambino, where have you been? I just realized, I haven't seen Keiths corpse like ass in quite a while!

[CurseoftheBambino]

i see..doug's ass is the one i need to kiss to know when to deploy the guns, horses, atom bombs....

[CurseoftheBambino]

been usually sleeping around this time...im trying to make a morning comeback..

[Neo_Is_God]

O&A did fake radio
remember when they changed hours and they "ended" an hour early

[BIV]

Damn you opie. I post hot nips and you shadow me with an attack order.

Well screw you:
http://imgs.idnes.cz/hudba/A020408_KNE_TATU9_V.JPG
http://www.megacalendars.com/images/posters/TATU%20Poster%20AA907.jpg
http://www.fracassi.net/immagini/2003/tatu_palp_small.jpg

[burningsun]

not really into them

[JRamoneRIP]

Bambino>> don't call it a comback, you've been here for years *breakdances*

[CurseoftheBambino]

blindsided by Snatch huh Bivvy LOL

[Neo_Is_God]

thanxs op

[JoeyDVDZ]

I gotta get a car crash graphic. That was horrible.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that was ben on speed

[McDonaldMouth]

i just called 212-314-9230 and pushed 5 and got some guy named Gary.. .does anyone else wanna talk to Gary??

[CurseoftheBambino]

lol Ramone that was playing in my head when i said that...Ramone.....Don't Call it a Comeback!!!!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I hope they give this fuckers name so we can destroy him.

[CurseoftheBambino]

MM Call him a Horse Tooth Jack ass

[APortablePhone]

Fox 29 in Philadelphia has a really awful news tease, I hope someone recorded it and sent it in. It's about how dangerous the air conditioner in your car is as it might cause your car to blow up.

[CurseoftheBambino]

oooooooo someone spoiled the book!!!!!!! yes !!! yes!!!

[Xyn]

Yay spoilers

[CurseoftheBambino]

Will your Car blow up when you're keeping cool?? Find out at 11!!!!

[burningsun]

at least they're waiting for something good for you like a book

[CurseoftheBambino]

LOL kids! anyone thinking of the kid opie Spoiled about Santa Claus ahahahhahahahah
"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

[burningsun]

LOL kids! anyone thinking of the kid opie Spoiled about Santa Claus ahahahhahahahah
"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

the lil fella was measurin the floor

[Neo_Is_God]

midnight madness for halo 2 made 125 million in 1 night so that basically why they do these midnight openings

[CurseoftheBambino]

Spooge Bob Cum Stained Pants!!!!!!

[SBrooks1]

I think this is the video where the girl at the end goes "Nooooooooooooooooo. BITCH!....YOU BITCH!!" :icon_mrgr

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i just called 212-314-9230 and pushed 5 and got some guy named Gary.. .does anyone else wanna talk to Gary??
am i supposed to get this reference?

[CurseoftheBambino]

midnite cause it's "legally" the next day when the game/book debuts. and they figure some people will be up in a metro area.

[burningsun]

you gotta be up on this stuff so you know what to use to lure the children to your house

[CurseoftheBambino]

no way SB LOL we got new sound effect in that case! TELL EM FRED!

[Swede Boy]

Scooby Doo, most overrated cartoon

[CurseoftheBambino]

you gotta be up on this stuff so you know what to use to lure the children to your house

So candy, a van, and a puppy and a nice hefty bag arent good enough anymore?

[shaunsinger]

What about The Snorks??

[Neo_Is_God]

well for H2 my store sold 170 games in 2 1/2 hrs
they only do these things for big books/cds/games

[CurseoftheBambino]

scobby doo was at its end for me when Scrappy that little bitch dog showed up!

[SBrooks1]

Scooby Doo, most overrated cartoon

Ruh Roh! :clap:

[Xyn]

I never liked scooby doo either, always pissed me off.

[SBrooks1]

What about The Snorks??

Sea creatures with elongated assholes on their heads hahaha :icon_mrgr

[Farm Flufer]

Morning baggers

[Neo_Is_God]

scooby doo was at its end for me when Scrappy that little bitch dog showed up!

well scrappy would be called jumping the shark

[CurseoftheBambino]

and t he damn smurfs..UGH!!!!!

[CurseoftheBambino]

HEY afro

[burningsun]

man that's such a bad thing to do

EDIT: but it's worth it for that last girl

[CurseoftheBambino]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[SBrooks1]

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo......BITCH!!........YOU BITCH!!!!!!"

[Xyn]

God I love that

[BIV]

That is just fucking evil.

[CurseoftheBambino]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU BITCH YOU BITCH!

noooooooooooooooooooo. *phone hangs up*

BOTH CLASSIC!

[burningsun]

she probably killed herself

[PorchMonkey4Life]

where was he??? a fucking wind tunnel???

[JoeyDVDZ]

I thought that was a chick he was spoiling P.H. to. Hard to tell between adolescent boy voice & chick voice for me.

[CurseoftheBambino]

HEY PROBABly was saying it out of his car ...wouldnt you do that ..be safer easier to drive off real fast when the people try to kill you ROFL!

[CurseoftheBambino]

I thought that was a chick he was spoiling P.H. to. Hard to tell between adolescent boy voice & chick voice for me.

Peter Brady?

[Neo_Is_God]

scooby doo is a very willful dog
he has to be corrected

[SonnyForelli]

This Steve on the air is not me, YANKEES STILL SUCK

[Mr.Monster Rain]

gm baggers..../voltron was the best cartoon!

[burningsun]

Peter Brady?

where do you see a 'b', sir?


;)

[BIV]

scooby doo is a very willful dog
he has to be corrected
We are going to bring an outside scooby snack into this situation.

[SBrooks1]

where was he??? a fucking wind tunnel???

He was driving by.

[CurseoftheBambino]

which version of Voltron no BEST CARTOON?....NO DOUBT HERE...G.I. JOE

[BIV]

which version of Voltron no BEST CARTOON?....NO DOUBT HERE...G.I. JOE
Nope, sorry. Transformers.

[burningsun]

ninja turtles was my favorite

[Xyn]

The Tick owns all

[Neo_Is_God]

for me it was transformers beast wars

[BIV]

for me it was transformers beast wars
Wow, attack of the generation gap.
Get the old TF on DVD, far superior.

[Swede Boy]

Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner... best cartoon ever

[SonnyForelli]

I am so Glad that Jimmy is soo sad thismorning and not careing about 3 out 0f 4, at least he knows that its just a fluke

[Neo_Is_God]

fav new cartoon dexters lab
hysterical

[Neo_Is_God]

I am so Glad that Jimmy is soo sad thismorning and not careing about 3 out 0f 4, at least he knows that its just a fluke

fluke?

ahahahahahahahahahaha

watch your dumb sox get knocked out of first tonight

[Lil Jimmy Deuce]

I'm posting here because I've been a lurker for a long time and since I don't post often, I am not allowed to start new threads.

I am looking for a particular sound clip that is played usually when a joke bombs or someone on the show hits bad luck somehow. It's like a harmonica type clip that was definitely taken from a classic Hanna Barbera cartoon because I remember it from the Flintstones. If anyone knows where I can find this clip, please help. Thanks!

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I always dug the Cartoon Express on USA

[Neo_Is_God]

no its the price is right tuba loser sound

[Xyn]

Yeah the original Looney Toons as a whole were awsome too.

I never have gotten around to seeing much of the original Transformers, but I've seen enough to know its good. Beastwars was alright, but I didn't like it much.

I really hated the only other Transformers I saw, I think it was Transformers Armada.

[SonnyForelli]

Woo Hoo!! :) I guess I just got to sit and wait

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Yeah the original Looney Toons as a whole were awsome too.

I never have gotten around to seeing much of the original Transformers, but I've seen enough to know its good. Beastwars was alright, but I didn't like it much.

I really hated the only other Transformers I saw, I think it was Transformers Armada.
i kinda likes the young boy from thundercats... he was a very willful young boy

[PorchMonkey4Life]

FAKE STORY ant

[Minge]

"Oh, dear lord!"

[CurseoftheBambino]

yes original looney toons best cartoon ever. or Johnny quest with that nice boy V

[Lil Jimmy Deuce]

No, I already have the clip. It's in Foundry under "Price is Right Loser Clip" and is one of my cell phone rings.

As far as cartoons go, I always loved Heathcliff.

[Xyn]

Thundercats... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[JoeyDVDZ]

Why does Jimmy hate Owen wilson so damn much?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Why does Jimmy hate Owen Wilson so much? Did he ever say...

[BIV]

Later kids. Gotta go home.

[Minge]

Everytime I say "oh, good lord", people tell me it's "oh, dear lord". Is it "good" or "dear"?

[CurseoftheBambino]

new message board name "BUTTERSCOTCH STALLION"

[burningsun]

2 hours? it's like a deer going after a saltlick

[Rob]

Everytime I say "oh, good lord", people tell me it's "oh, dear lord". Is it "good" or "dear"?

sounds like "oh good lord" to me...

[Neo_Is_God]

its OHGOODLORD

[CurseoftheBambino]

http://butterscotchstallion.manofsign.com/

[Xyn]

"lalalalala" thats terrific

[Mr.Monster Rain]

How bad does Tom Cruise want a date with the butter scotch stallion..

[CurseoftheBambino]

I THInk the kid and santa call would have been more appropriate :)

[DoughBoy]

Maybe she was pissed that he was back there for 2 hours because his not-so-clean shaven face gave her cranky ass for a week.

[burningsun]

everytime I eat butterscotch pudding, I'll raise my cup to owen in tribute

[Xyn]

I THInk the kid and santa call would have been more appropriate :)

Yeah I IFed thed to play that, maybe they will later.

[CurseoftheBambino]

so who's taking Butterscotch stallion as a moniker?

[CurseoftheBambino]

thanks xyn. hmmm someone's missing....where's kevslider

[Chuckyarla]

mornin pests

[CurseoftheBambino]

hey chucky..how about some butterscotch?

[Neo_Is_God]

i broke my knee man
i broke my knee man
i broke my knee man
i broke my knee dude

[Seth]

Finally, I got through all 8 pages... jeepers!

Morning all! Nothing wrong with a little Keith ass and Owen's ass fetish... so much ass...

[Minge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/watereddowndecay/stallion.jpg

[burningsun]

haha

[Neo_Is_God]

ginger thats fukin frightning

[CurseoftheBambino]

about time seth ...slow poke....hee

is anyone good at creating movies...i wish someone would create a "stalker Patti" song video. the 'put it in the tits' song

[CurseoftheBambino]

hahah hah put that in the photoshop thread LOL

[Minge]

ginger thats fukin frightning

Something about Opie's sandy locks makes him the "stallion" type, plus he kind of has a Owen Wilson look to him.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Bravo Ginger

[Xyn]

The Butter Scotch and Italian Stallions?

[Seth]

The Butter Scotch and Italian Stallions?
I hate posting just to laugh, but BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Butterscotch St]

first time poster.... morning all! :action-sm

[Minge]

I hate posting just to laugh, but BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Would Jimmy be that guy who got killed fucking a horse?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Tiger would be more a "swirl" type of pudding...not butterscotch sir

[Neo_Is_God]

that took ten minutes for that name to be made

[Xyn]

Jimmy is the horse sitting in the stable with a robe on

[Chuckyarla]

Get ready to ring bell. Is tiger average down there, between his asian and black heritage? Ding

[Xyn]

Poor Eric, he just can't seem to crawl his way out of the barrel

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Hoo-hoo...Drew is ripping off Whackbag

[Xyn]

Drew Carey Stinks.

[JRamoneRIP]

drew carry does not stink, good sir

[freak8]

no wonder drew carey gets hot bitches

big hog


also 1200 posts for me yippie

[shaunsinger]

how about dianne sawyer in boyshorts?

[Chuckyarla]

no wonder drew carey gets hot bitches

big hog


also 1200 posts for me yippie

We know it can't be the wealth or fame :action-sm

[JoeyDVDZ]

Happy Birthday Lil Jimmy!

[Xyn]

Maybe they'll make it officially the Norton and Friends show tomarow

[Mr.Monster Rain]

A year older...a year less tolerant....poor interns

[Neo_Is_God]

speculating of the day

[Minge]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freak8]

enough with speculation


its official

[Chuckyarla]

rom and fez are coming says anthony

[Swede Boy]

OOOooooooooooooo!!!

[Xyn]

Just a jab at the intern? Or Confirmation?

Find out at 11

[Chester'sLiver]

rom and fez are coming says anthony
That was Opie.

[DoughBoy]

Jimmy is a fucking retard.

[fandango86]

Which will be there first, R&F or the Starbucks machine?

[Chuckyarla]

That was Opie.

I thought it was anthony who said "yeah they are" did I catch it wrong. Opie said did you hear they are coming to 202?

[CurseoftheBambino]

gotta run guys...work rolls eyes...

[Seth]

Jimmy is a fucking retard.
You can't state something like that and not elaborate

[DoughBoy]

Hey Jimmy, fuckface. Can you please explain ANY fucking diet that you won't "put it all back on" if you go back to the eating habits that put the weight on in the first place?

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Crassh

[Chuckyarla]

He meant to write jimmy fucks retards

[EdC]

Oh yea ... the TIMING is why that joke bombed.

[EdC]

Hey Jimmy, fuckface. Can you please explain ANY fucking diet that you won't "put it all back on" if you go back to the eating habits that put the weight on in the first place?

The t cell diet.

[freak8]

Which will be there first, R&F or the Starbucks machine?


it better be ron and fez




fuck starbucks

[Chuckyarla]

ding ding for south diet

[Neo_Is_God]

muggle is a non magic using person

[JoeyDVDZ]

Doug didn't even get the engines fired up, let alone get enough velocity for a crash! Damn, boy...

[Swede Boy]

muggle is a non magic using person
thanks for clarifying that for us all

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Signs...that movie sucked ass!!

[Thug Henry]

ugh...

[Chuckyarla]

Sex is magic, so you are no longer a muggle. therefore muggle is a virgin

[Chuckyarla]

should have done the pestssss will get you

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Richard Cheese is saying "Hoo Hoo" right now

[Seth]

I don't really care who does it, lounge versions of good songs is more gooder.

[Rob]

i watched the aviator this weekend... it was just awful...

[Seth]

I cleaned out my coffee maker this weekend: 1 part vinegar, 8 parts water. Now my coffee tastes like shit! Apparantly, I liked the flavor that was building up over time!

[Schnit Dick]

oy vey...why frenchy

[SonnyForelli]

I heard that Ozzy is comming tomorrow from an inside sorce for Jimmys birthday

[Chuckyarla]

I cleaned out my coffee maker this weekend: 1 part vinegar, 8 parts water. Now my coffee tastes like shit! Apparantly, I liked the flavor that was building up over time!

did you run two loads of water without coffee after using the vinegar mixture? if you don't do that the vinegar stays around for a while to ruin the taste

[Chuckyarla]

should be "The lady is a tramp"

[DrGonzoPA]

Damn, I was going to call in with the WSOP spoiler, but Anthony already mentioned someone ruined it for him

[SonnyForelli]

Those ladys are pretty hot

[JoeyDVDZ]

I cleaned out my coffee maker this weekend: 1 part vinegar, 8 parts water. Now my coffee tastes like shit! Apparantly, I liked the flavor that was building up over time!

Did you use distilled water? Also, did you run a couple of pots of pure, clean water after the vinegar? If not, that vinegar taste stays there.

[Seth]

did you run two loads of water without coffee after using the vinegar mixture? if you don't do that the vinegar stays around for a while to ruin the taste
That could be it! It didn't say to do that... fuckers. I thought it was odd to not rinse it out!

[JoeyDVDZ]

i watched the aviator this weekend... it was just awful...
Thank god I finally saw someone else's take on it. If you listen to these guys, you'd think the movie was amazing. I almost rented it yesterday, wound up with Hide & Seek instead.

[Seth]

Damn, I was going to call in with the WSOP spoiler, but Anthony already mentioned someone ruined it for him
Yeah, its called the news. Fuckers are telling EVERYONE!

[Swede Boy]

Big stars suck on air.. don't say shit and act all cool

[DrGonzoPA]

Yeah, its called the news. Fuckers are telling EVERYONE!

Yes, but if I could ruin it for one person it would be worth it. :rolleyes:

[Neo_Is_God]

it would be funny if a real star called during this bit

[Chuckyarla]

That is why they drink Black Coffee,

[Chuckyarla]

I'm sure some guy will call up as a female.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

plug whore

[APortablePhone]

Wow, that was great.

[DoughBoy]

That was fantastic.

[SweetRelease]

someone should call up doing a whispering Joaquin Phoenix

[Neo_Is_God]

thats hysterical

[Schnit Dick]

I'm sure some guy will call up as a female.

or 12 of them

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Where's Buzz from Home Alone

[Minge]

Where's Buzz from Home Alone

Or that kid who was molested by Cosby.

Maybe I'm remembering that wrong.

[Minge]

I wonder if there's enough audio to do an entire Howard Stern show where he's just talking about the boys. Every break, you just play the XM commercial, and then come back to him doing a show about O&A.

Sorry for the double-post.

[Seth]

someone should call up doing a whispering Joaquin Phoenix
oooo! Good one! I love when Jimmy does that! His impressions kill me.

[reallybigbuck]

Morning fellas, is there attack on hoo hoo or no?

[Minge]

Morning fellas, is there attack on hoo hoo or no?

No, everyone pussied out. :icon_frow

[JRamoneRIP]

Victor Edward Willis, the original policeman in the 1970s music group the Village People, was arrested by real police who allegedly found a gun and drugs in the former star's convertible, authorities said.

Willis, who co-wrote disco hits such as "Macho Man" and "In the Navy" before leaving the Village People in the late 1970s, was taken into custody late Monday after an officer stopped the musician in his Chevrolet Corvette in Daly City, just south of San Francisco. Willis also had an outstanding $15,000 felony warrant for possession of narcotics, police said.

Police said Willis didn't have a valid license or identification and at first lied about his name and residence. Inside the car, the officer found a .45-caliber handgun as well as rock cocaine and drug paraphernalia, according to a police report. It was unclear what prompted the initial traffic stop, Daly City Police Lt. Matt Bushong said.

Police arrested Willis on suspicion of six felony counts, including possession of a firearm, driving on a suspended license and transportation of cocaine. The musician was booked into the San Mateo County jail and posted $100,000 bail Tuesday.

Police found traces of cocaine and other drug paraphernalia when they searched his home at the Franciscan Mobile Home Park in Daly City, where two American pit bull terriers were locked in the former star's bedroom.

[Schnit Dick]

i love this eddy bit...sooo funny

[freak8]

eddie= superstar

old ron and fez fans will know that


good.......... no good
:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Nimbus 2000= the length of Ben's Hog in wizard terms

[JoeyDVDZ]

Forbidden Forest = any chick from the 70's earth mama muff.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Golden Snitch= When a girl undr the age of 16 goes to the police after pissing on Norton

[Chuckyarla]

Did Anthony say jeeeep jeeeeep jeeeeep to a horse?

[Schnauzer]

horsegag :)
http://folk.uio.no/paalb/tull/horsegag.avi

[Chuckyarla]

I like his shirt "The Monster Man"

[SonnyForelli]

Hey Pest, heres a Hoo Hoo Mesage board regarding his move to Sirius, dont know if this board is known but you may want to clog it uphttp://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=2159&cat=10

[Chuckyarla]

a sex farm? Do the animals walk around trying to be the ones picked.

[SonnyForelli]

http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=2159&cat=10

Sorry, the link for some reason didnt go through the first time

[Chuckyarla]

Doesn't Jimmy know

[reallybigbuck]

ostrich?

[Chuckyarla]

Prof. Anthony does it again

[freak8]

all the callers stink and are'nt funny

[Schnauzer]

ostrich is hot

http://www.kopinhetzand.8m.com/_LARGE_Ostrich_Penis_.jpg

[Seth]

Schnauz- that should be your new sig pic!!

[Schnauzer]

Schnauz- that should be your new sig pic!!
haha, ill resize it and try

[Neo_Is_God]

schnauz am i supposed to see an ostrich?

[Neo_Is_God]

charisma is soo fucking hot

[Schnauzer]

schnauz am i supposed to see an ostrich?
it worked before, but now it wont allow the remote linking. but im gonna put it as my sig in a sec so u can check it out there :icon_mrgr

[BCH]

What is that? some kind of Ostrich Vag-Tongue thing?

[reallybigbuck]

Mmmmm that is lovely!

[Seth]

charisma is soo fucking hot
Holy hotness overload- I love her.

[Neo_Is_God]

i have sigs off
and im not turning them on

[Schnauzer]

What is that? some kind of Ostrich Vag-Tongue thing?
its an ostrich penis, and i have no clue why its like that :icon_lol:

[DrGonzoPA]

guy doesnt even sound like spongebob

[girthymac]

Good Morning all!!! Where's the Iron Shiek when you need a laugh?

[DrGonzoPA]

WOuldnt it be nice if one of these people actually have heard of O&A before

[reallybigbuck]

Erin Gray

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops154/erin_gray0001.jpg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why coudnt osama bin laden blow up that comic book convention

[judoGTI]

WOuldnt it be nice if one of these people actually have heard of O&A before

Well to be fair O&A don't know who these people are either so it's the pot calling the kettle black for the boys today a little.

[WaxOff]

Hatch is in the new show.

[Schnauzer]

could anyone take this ostrich pic and make the liquid part move down and have jimmy drinking it? and just have it repeat.

[Neo_Is_God]

how did he and kevin smith get friendly
did they play monster rain?

[Schnauzer]

how did he and kevin smith get friendly
did they play monster rain?
he couldnt say no with that cock in his mouth

[Chester'sLiver]

Did anyone ese notice Stan Lee saying X-Men Satillite radio?

[WaxOff]

yeah

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Did Stan Lee say "X-Men" Sattellite Radio?

[girthymac]

how did he and kevin smith get friendly
did they play monster rain?
http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/9840/carcrash8gt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Seth]

Thomas Jane was in Dreamcatcher so he's cool in my book- also the Punisher rocked. None of that PG-13 shit- hard R rating. I loved it!

[Schnit Dick]

Did Stan Lee say "X-Men" Sattellite Radio?

Yeah...it was pretty gay...i caught it the second time not the first

[Neo_Is_God]

wilmer went out with linsday lohan
the only fuckin question big kev should be asking is what did her box taste like?

[hellonice]

Oh jessu, this is fuckin' dreadful....hang me. please.

[deadfruitvirus]

I was at Comic Con and didn't see Kev anywhere. Although I did see Scott Kurtz, who is twice as big.

I also guarantee Aaron McGruder will call the show sometime around the end of September.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Thomas Jane was in Dreamcatcher so he's cool in my book- also the Punisher rocked. None of that PG-13 shit- hard R rating. I loved it!

Dreamcatcher sucked balls, but I really liked The Punisher. Pretty faithful to the comic.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Where's the guy in the robot suit from Lost In Space

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I was at Comic Con and didn't see Kev anywhere. Although I did see Scott Kurtz, who is twice as big.

I also guarantee Aaron McGruder will call the show sometime around the end of September.
how could you miss him... he looks like an awful 6'4" troll

[tstlkevanilla]

big kev STINKS

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i wonder why they dont have guests... jimmy makes em look like retards and opie hangs up on them...

[Seth]

Dreamcatcher sucked balls, but I really liked The Punisher. Pretty faithful to the comic.
I refuse to get into a "taste" argument, esp. about a SK book-made movie

Besides, I'm still reeling from the Steve Buscemi comment!

[Neo_Is_God]

i love this wang chung bit

[IDontCare05]

Morning guys....

[JoeyDVDZ]

I refuse to get into a "taste" argument, esp. about a SK book-made movie

Besides, I'm still reeling from the Steve Buscemi comment!

If you took Dreamcatcher as a standalone movie, it wasn't bad at all, but when you begin by reading King's novel, it loses something in the translation. Sorry, Seth, I know you are pro-Dreamcatcher movie, but I read King religiously, and was a bit disappointed with the movie.

[Neo_Is_God]

is R&F there?
or are cops there?

[DoughBoy]

More like Cop. KTC.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

is R&F there?
or are cops there?
i say army

[DoughBoy]

I refused to watch Dreamcatcher just because I don't think anyone could come close to the book.

[Seth]

If you took Dreamcatcher as a standalone movie, it wasn't bad at all, but when you begin by reading King's novel, it loses something in the translation. Sorry, Seth, I know you are pro-Dreamcatcher movie, but I read King religiously, and was a bit disappointed with the movie.
What did I say? WHAT DID I SAY? I REFUSE TO GET INTO THIS ARGUMENT! I'm not just pro-Dreamcatcher, I'm pro anything that renews people's love/interest in SK. I too am a King zealot. Anything with his name on it, I support. Period. Same with O&A really, I'm quite the unconditional lover.

[JoeyDVDZ]

What did I say? WHAT DID I SAY? I REFUSE TO GET INTO THIS ARGUMENT! I'm not just pro-Dreamcatcher, I'm pro anything that renews people's love/interest in SK. I too am a King zealot. Anything with his name on it, I support. Period. Same with O&A really, I'm quite the unconditional lover.

I see you're firmly in the grasp of Ka. Long days, gunslinger. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif


(on a side note, how fucking awesome would it be if someone really good were to do a series of blockbuster movies based on the Dark Tower? I would be in absolute heaven!)

[DoughBoy]

Dark Tower 7 sucked moose dick. That is all. After 15 years of reading those fucking books, I refuse to accept that as the final episode in this drama. Fuck King for whoring to his deadline instead of staying true to his story. He really turned me off to any of his 'new' shit with that move. The Crimson King indeed....

Come Come Commala,

Rain come afalla.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I won't deny that the Crimson King left a little to be desired, but I completely agree with what Roland found on the other side of the door at the top of the tower. Made perfect sense in the context of the theme of the series.

[freak8]

this guys a jackass

[DoughBoy]

I won't deny that the Crimson King left a little to be desired, but I completely agree with what Roland found on the other side of the door at the top of the tower. Made perfect sense in the context of the theme of the series.

I have no problem with that. Any fans of the story have seen that coming... I just think the final battle should have been a lot longer and quite a bit better.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Yeah, the C.K. was pretty lame once all was said & done. But I do like how he brought the story full circle, pardon the pun.

[Seth]

I see you're firmly in the grasp of Ka. Long days, gunslinger. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif

Thankee sai. And may you have twice the number...
I completely agree with what Roland found on the other side of the door at the top of the tower. Made perfect sense in the context of the theme of the series.

Ditto.

[DrGonzoPA]

So if I have pics on my PC of nude little girls, its not considered porn if the girls are dead?

[Minge]

Anthony said that every show on the History channel has something to do with Hitler. What's on right now?

Something to do with Hitler.

"History Alive".

"Hitler secured virtually complete control over a generation by mandating that boys and girls join Hitler Youth organizations, where the state gained total power over their daily lives, development, and future. Only those who had proven themselves and had fully internalized Nazi delusions could join the Elite, who would one day occupy leading positions in the Greater German Reich. We provide evidence of the pressure the youth organizations exerted and what it meant to be excluded from them."

[JoeyDVDZ]

Quick, everybody kill your little girls chained up in your basements!

[pnigga]

which Jessica Simpson video are they talking about?

[Wilmington WOW]

opie fucked it up cut off the first fuck

yes old school

[Neo_Is_God]

these boots made for walking
for the dukes of hazard movie

[freak8]

old school band

[Wilmington WOW]

dan band also in starsky and hutch movie

[pnigga]

these boots made for walking
for the dukes of hazard movie

thank you, sir

[DrGonzoPA]

anyone have a link to the video?

[DrGonzoPA]

http://video.craveonline.com/video/index.php?showVideo=1177

[Neo_Is_God]

Coffee Diva

[Seth]

I've been trying to find a good picture of this guy, but I can't. I think he'd make a great Gunslinger. His name is Chad Brown. He's an actor and a poker player:
http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/pokerblog/images/042604-2.jpg

[DoughBoy]

That video was around like a month ago and still sucks. She's hot.

[Stingray]

Frenchy usually makes good radio.. no?

[JoeyDVDZ]

I've been trying to find a good picture of this guy, but I can't. I think he'd make a great Gunslinger. His name is Chad Brown. He's an actor and a poker player:
http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/pokerblog/images/042604-2.jpg

U mean to play Roland? I think he would need to be a bit more weathered and older. I always see Lance Henriksen when I cast Roland in my head. Would have been Clint Eastwood, but he's obviously way too old now.

[Seth]

http://video.craveonline.com/video/index.php?showVideo=1177
Wow, she is REALLY skanked out in that vid- she looks so much better than when she's playing the "good girl"

[Neo_Is_God]

stingy!!
how are you sweetie?

[Schnit Dick]

ahhh...another fez immitation...just annouce something already

[BigDickBlack]

I dont know why but I love when that French fuck is on!

[Schnauzer]

penguin sex
http://www.geekasaurus.com/clint/images/20040822penguinmating.jpg

[Neo_Is_God]

that was a ron impression

[Seth]

U mean to play Roland? I think he would need to be a bit more weathered and older. I always see Lance Henriksen when I cast Roland in my head. Would have been Clint Eastwood, but he's obviously way too old now.
He's almost exactly what I picture. Lance and Clint would've rocked that role about a dozen years ago. That pic of Chad isn't a very good one, but he's a little older (maybe 40) and he could be made to look weathered pretty easily. He has a little gap in his teeth which makes him not so handsome, but his smile makes him better looking somehow. Its mostly his eyes that really sell him for me.

WTF? Was that a balloon? Penguins are weird.

[freak8]

attack of the pat from moonachie clones

[BigDickBlack]

I love that! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stingray]

went outside for a cigarette, i come back in and I hear penquins?? whoisisthis

[Mr.Monster Rain]

I like Frenchy too...but he is better when he is fired up...Where's Jay Moore or Dice when you need them

[Neo_Is_God]

this is hacky
i cant believe they did this

[freak8]

that frenchy
segment went to shit

[reallybigbuck]

penguin sex
http://www.geekasaurus.com/clint/images/20040822penguinmating.jpg

Shnauzer, you rock sir!

[Neo_Is_God]

henris back

[Schnauzer]

Shnauzer, you rock sir!
:action-sm

[BigDickBlack]

Fuck yeah! WOOOHOOO! Both French fucks! My Monday is made!

[Neo_Is_God]

sting is henri still a member here?

[BigDickBlack]

I like Frenchy too...but he is better when he is fired up...Where's Jay Moore or Dice when you need them

Spoke to soon! :)

[DoughBoy]

Frenchy for the win.

[BigDickBlack]

Face down ass up thats the way I like to fuck! Oh sorry I suddenly had a urge to be a Canadian Golfer

[Neo_Is_God]

theres no I in team but theres two in syphilis

[JoeyDVDZ]

Ulmann = Manager of the Overlook Hotel, shining reference. Opie must be pissed....

[Thug Henry]

Come wash my dishes!!! :)

[BigDickBlack]

I love those two fucks!

[freak8]

plug for free tv's

[SteveSteele]

I'm in for the replay. Whose is this with me?
:action-sm

[Schnauzer]

are hogwarts the reason ben has such a big buldge?

[freak8]

I'm in for the replay. Whose is this with me?
:action-sm


yes

i missed the first 35 minutes

[reallybigbuck]

Are they ever going to announce something about Ron and Fez "officially"? There were so many blantant references today it got redundant.

[HummerTuesdays]

I'm in for the replay. Whose is this with me?
:action-sm

I'm here too. Some things never change.

[Chuckyarla]

I'm in for the replay. Whose is this with me?
:action-sm

i is hereis for partis

[Seth]

theres no I in team but theres two in syphilis"There is no I in Team, but there is an I in pie, meat pie..."

[Thug Henry]

In!

[BigDickBlack]

Morning replay baggers!

[BigDickBlack]

Whata fucking dumbass! Is he that dumb!

[BigDickBlack]

Nice!!

[reallybigbuck]

Scooby dooby doo, where r u?

[CrisK]

Anyone have those Katie Couric pictures from the Post?

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

where is the come in with the milk audio from? its howard hughes right? from where?

[Chester'sLiver]

where is the come in with the milk audio from? its howard hughes right? from where?
Its from the movie Aviator, which is a good movie btw. Its all about how crazy Howard Hughes was.

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

Its from the movie Aviator, which is a good movie btw. Its all about how crazy Howard Hughes was.
thanks. im gonna have to watch that.

[debisjb]

Listening to Replay, Wilmer stinks, this bit stinks, Big Kev stinks.

[Chester'sLiver]

thanks. im gonna have to watch that.
No problem, iti s a good movie but be prepared to sit down for awhile because it is long, or at least it felt that way to me.

[henryt1966]

sting is henri still a member here?

of course i am fella...

[Nick124]

Quesiton:

At 10:10/10:11, when O&A were coming back from break, there was an industrial metal type sounding song which broke into heavy guitars. The guys commented on it, with Anthony saying "rock".

Does anyone know the name of the song? Maybe something by NIN?