O&A Listening Thread 07-19-05

[APortablePhone]

I was about 15 or 16 when I realized I could kick my dad's ass. I could probably beat him to death at this point. Luckly we get along very well.

[IDontCare05]

oh did you just miss a great audio bit

I heard like 2-3 min of it.....I catch it on the replay.

[savethewave]

When the kid goes out, the mom should remove everything from his room and store it somewhere else. Everything, even the bed and his clothes. Then, this disrespectful little prick should have to earn everything back over the next couple of months.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I'm sure it's a real treat to live next to these two...

[APortablePhone]

When the kid goes out, the mom should remove everything from his room and store it somewhere else. Everything, even the bed and his clothes. Then, this disrespectful little prick should have to earn everything back over the next couple of months.

And if my mother had done that to me, I would have murdered her in her sleep. Good idea mister.

[HummerTuesdays]

When the kid goes out, the mom should remove everything from his room and store it somewhere else. Everything, even the bed and his clothes. Then, this disrespectful little prick should have to earn everything back over the next couple of months.

Fuck that. Change the locks and make him get his own place.

[KevSlider]

Man, they never take/see my suggestions on IF. They should say "It all started out with you singing nursery rhymes to your lil boy or girl" then they can play nursery rhymes over the screaming messes.

[bugmenot]

they're not being fair to the kids,

especially in a case like the one they just played,

in cases like that the kid has more than just cause in acting like a pric..

and oh dear lord opie's pedantic armchair psychology is fucking ANNOYING

[APortablePhone]

Fuck that. Change the locks and make him get his own place.

Thankfully that's illegal. You'd have to give him thirty days.

[BigDickBlack]

And if my mother had done that to me, I would have murdered her in her sleep. Good idea mister.

I see you can be a pleasant person! :)

[DoughBoy]

I hate my father. If I could cut his throat and get away with it, I would.

[freak8]

get to flubs

[savethewave]

And if my mother had done that to me, I would have murdered her in her sleep. Good idea mister.

Not with that kid. He's just a little weasel. With him it would work.

And what would have worked with you, Mr. Person Who Would Kill His Mom in Her Sleep?

[HummerTuesdays]

Thankfully that's illegal. You'd have to give him thirty days.

Fine. I'd give him 30 days notice, then change the locks.

[IDontCare05]

I hate my father. If I could cut his throat and get away with it, I would.


:icon_eek:

[APortablePhone]

I see you can be a pleasant person! :)

I actually am sir. I always got along pretty well with my parents and never even got grounded.

If my mother wanted to borrow money off of me and gave me shit, I'd call the shots at home too.

And what would have worked with you, Mr. Person Who Would Kill His Mom in Her Sleep?

Nothing sir. I always got along well with my parents for the most part because I'm a decent human being. My parents never hit me or even really punished me. It was actually only when my parents (usually my mother) came up with these great parenting ideas like the ones you pitched that I was a problem.

[lowmazda]

Awesome story from the guy in Florida. Def have to keep that one in the back of my playbook.

[Seth]

When the kid goes out, the mom should remove everything from his room and store it somewhere else. Everything, even the bed and his clothes. Then, this disrespectful little prick should have to earn everything back over the next couple of months.
This sounds like such a good idea.

[BigDickBlack]

Wow alot of killing parents talk in here Today-true sign of a O&A fan!

[debisjb]

I love the dad screaming at the kid audio. I don't use violence, I just cut off the economic lifeline! Works every time.

[khemystri]

My dad was an ex-hell's angel.... I was a well-behaved lil' lad.

[savethewave]

I'll bet an addiction to painkillers is somewhere in this Mom's past.

[BooGie]

This kid must have a good job for his mom to be wanting to get money from him.

[ADD Theater]

I tried to take on my Dad once when I was 17. I wanted to go to a party and he said no. It escalated and I got the 'ol "you'll have to go through me" bit. So I try walking out the door, he gets in front and we get into a little shoving match. I figure that I'm 17 I can kick his ass -- so I punch him right in the mouth! he just looked at me totally stunned. Then he got pissed and said, "you little faggot"! and absolutely UNLOADED on me. Punched me right in the temple and I went down like a ton of bricks. I was out for a good 10-15 seconds.

Needless to say, I didn't get to go to the party. :icon_roll

[freak8]

spoiled little fag

[APortablePhone]

"Give your mom fifty bucks"

Ugh. This mother is fucking cunt.

[Seth]

If my mother wanted to borrow money off of me and gave me shit, I'd call the shots at home too.
Exactly. His mother is going about it ALL wrong. She's pissed she needs help from her kid cuz his Dad left her so she can't be civil. She's acting like a fucking child herself. GROW THE FUCK UP.

[BooGie]

The mom is broke. LOL Classic.

[DoughBoy]

My father is a walking pile of shit. Everything has been and always is about him and all he has ever doen is talk shit to me. Now that I'm a successful adult, my mother left him, and my brother is on his way, he finally understands that he is going to waste away alone and wants to be friends after 26 years of treating me like shit.

Fuck him. I hope he gets hit by a truck.

[Schnauzer]

how did this guy get in the house without the mother knowing

[BooGie]

Neither the mom or the son are in the right here. Shoot them both. Get it over with.

[debisjb]

Where is Susan Smith when you need her?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the mom is probably a drunk who wasted all of her money on booze

[APortablePhone]

"You guys don't help out around the house"

Please kill the neighbor too.

[BooGie]

how did this guy get in the house without the mother knowing

She is using the 50 bucks to buy crack from him. He has a key so she does not have to go next door.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I was about 15 or 16 when I realized I could kick my dad's ass. I could probably beat him to death at this point. Luckly we get along very well.

Yep, I was about the same age when I came to that realization. It coincidentally coincided with the last time my old man ever dared raise a hand to me! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif

I moved out of his place at age 17, due to conflicts of personality. We hated each other. C'est la vie.

[savethewave]

This sounds like such a good idea.

It depends on the kid. It worked with me, it worked with my kid, but with others like Mr. Portable Phone, it might lead to revnge fantasies.

[freak8]

he must have bros and sisters

[WaxOff]

They Canadians?

[shroomman_100]

I tried to take on my Dad once when I was 17. I wanted to go to a party and he said no. It escalated and I got the 'ol "you'll have to go through me" bit. So I try walking out the door, he gets in front and we get into a little shoving match. I figure that I'm 17 I can kick his ass -- so I punch him right in the mouth! he just looked at me totally stunned. Then he got pissed and said, "you little faggot"! and absolutely UNLOADED on me. Punched me right in the temple and I went down like a ton of bricks. I was out for a good 10-15 seconds.

Needless to say, I didn't get to go to the party. :icon_roll
hahahahahahaa:clap:

[debisjb]

The neighber doesn't even have $50 to lend the mom. Great neighborhood!

[bugmenot]

I hate my father. If I could cut his throat and get away with it, I would.

maybe you couldn't cut his throat and get away with it, but you could probably poison him and get away with it.



if hes an older gentleman, bring a taser to his house and give him a good shocking. watch him fall down and go unconscious. hold a pillow over his face untils his chest stops going up and down. make sure you check for a pulse before you leave. leaves no marks of a struggle and not a single trace which can be detected by an autopsy.

[BigDickBlack]

Id tell that neighbor to fuck himself and pay here himself- She can fuck him for the $50

[APortablePhone]

It depends on the kid. It worked with me, it worked with my kid, but with others like Mr. Portable Phone, it might lead to revnge fantasies.

It would indeed. I'd expect to be treated like an adult and if there was a problem to deal with it in a mature and responsible manner. Not by doing this sitcom parenting shit.

[Dick Whiskey]

"Go to hell and shoot yourself"???

yep, I'm giving her 50 bucks

[IDontCare05]

Dam this audio is crazy.....Too bad is missed the very beginning.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I can feel the kids teeth buried in my knuckles...is that a bad thing?

I'm not teaching my kids how to use the phone or what "the police" are

[bugmenot]

there goes the voice, creeking and cracking, teers welling behind his eyelids

the 'i'm not bothered by you' nonchalant defense mechinsm is hard to maintain

[savethewave]

This kid is just an ungrateful little creep. He doesn't realize how good he has it. He should find out what DYFS is really like. He needs to be shown how the world REALLY works.

[Chuckyarla]

I agree. I say the second trimester is a good time to nip every pregnancy in the bud.

I prefer the 39th trimester

[DoughBoy]

maybe you couldn't cut his throat and get away with it, but you could probably poison him and get away with it.



if hes an older gentleman, bring a taser to his house and give him a good shocking. watch him fall down and go unconscious. hold a pillow over his face untils his chest stops going up and down. make sure you check for a pulse before you leave. leaves no marks of a struggle and not a single trace which can be detected by an autopsy.

Nah. He's a broken old man now. I don't need to kill him, I'm happy with him wasting away and dying a broken lonely waste.

[bugmenot]

I can feel the kids teeth buried in my knuckles...is that a bad thing?

I'm not teaching my kids how to use the phone or what "the police" are

why the fuck are you identifying with the parent? did oyu just hear that bitch

[APortablePhone]

This kid is just an ungrateful little creep.

She is the one asking him for money. Maybe it's odd, but when I borrow money off of someone, I don't talk shit to them first.

[bugmenot]

Nah. He's a broken old man now. I don't need to kill him, I'm happy with him wasting away and dying a broken lonely waste.

nice. that's even better than killing him

[Datolgag]

Why am I thinking about the "You have to ask me nicely" Nickelson quote from A Few Good Men??

[Seth]

It depends on the kid. It worked with me, it worked with my kid, but with others like Mr. Portable Phone, it might lead to revnge fantasies.
I don't (and never will) have kids, but it sounds good the first time a kid gives you shit. Not when its already too late to do shit about it.

[IDontCare05]

Nah. He's a broken old man now. I don't need to kill him, I'm happy with him wasting away and dying a broken lonely waste.


I guess you have your reasons for hating him.. :fight6:

[debisjb]

Hey 'baggers... Isn't Opie's mom nuts?

[BigDickBlack]

I bet he would of not thought twice about giving her the $50 if it was for here to buy some bullets!

[Seth]

You know, you can't ward against your kid being like that cuz you never see it coming. Don't have the fucking kids in the first place unless you have ultimate fucking patience....

[Dick Whiskey]

lil' life ruiners

[SteveSteele]

debisjib,
Love the sig pic.

[BigDickBlack]

awesome

[APortablePhone]

That was my dream as a kid. Those are some great parents.

They should have had some more commitment to the bit, they came back the next day? He could have easily squatted in that house for a few months even if he didn't pay the bills.

[BigDickBlack]

I would have sued my parents and the state!

[JoeyDVDZ]

lil' life ruiners

Don't forget tit wrecking balls...

[Schnauzer]

i never got hit and i dont do anything wrong. you just need to be cool :icon_surp

[Chuckyarla]

I love afriend of mines line to her kids. Do you want to see me hurt you, then clos your eyes.

[BigDickBlack]

Damn nothing like a Mom that smokes angel dust!

[Chuckyarla]

Damn nothing like a Mom that smokes angel dust!


:clap: :clap:
that's hot

:clap:

[savethewave]

Damn nothing like a Mom that smokes angel dust!

Yup. I posted earlier that it really sounds like a substance addiction is part of this Mom's life.

[freak8]

theyre not getting to flubs :(

[BigDickBlack]

Nothing like buying your wife appliances for mother day, anniversary,mothersday,etc...

[Stingray]

That kid has total disrespect for the woman that raised him even if she is a little nuts.

Hope he gets his ass kicked in school with that attitude.

[BigDickBlack]

I love that bit

[Paulie]

He is a very willful boy.

[khemystri]

She is the one asking him for money. Maybe it's odd, but when I borrow money off of someone, I don't talk shit to them first.

Yeah, but you know the beginning of the audio
was cut-out by the kid....

She said "I asked you nicely ten minutes ago"...

You know this little faggot turned on the camera
after she began to lose her mind.

[Seth]

Brat Camp is a great show. These little spoiled fucks get the shit kicked out of them without a parent ever raising a fin-ner. I can't wait to see this whole season and then watch it again and again. I love watching kids get the shit end after being spoiled for too long.

[Paulie]

I don't care how the kid was acting, you don't just lose your shit like that. Mom's got some major issues.

[ThaPplsChoice]

Yeah, but you know the beginning of the audio
was cut-out by the kid....

She said "I asked you nicely ten minutes ago"...

You know this little faggot turned on the camera
after she began to lose her mind. Also, it didn't seem to me, after a while, that she was even hard-up about the money. She seemed to just feel the need to go off on him.

I don't think either are in the right in this case, and you really can't justify the behavior of either. Besides, it makes for more gooder radio. This is the very reason why I won't get married and I won't have kids. I got my ass beat as a kid, and, like Ant said, it's the fear that kept me in line. Without the fear, the parents these days have little to work with.

On another note, that "American X" curbing sig pic is the sickest shit in the history of movies... it makes for some serious difficulty reading the thread.

[Schnauzer]

I don't care how the kid was acting, you don't just lose your shit like that. Mom's got some major issues.
ya, just because hes being an ass doesnt mean you snap out like that. didnt even sound like he really did anything.

[khemystri]

I don't care how the kid was acting, you don't just lose your shit like that. Mom's got some major issues.

Thats true too... but I think BooGie is right... They are both at fault.

[Skeet Slambone]

She should have smacked the shit out of him, that's the only answer.

[Chuckyarla]

I learned that even when all 3 bits are done by 7:40 am there still can be some good audio

[freak8]

whos the guy in the studio

[APortablePhone]

She should have smacked the shit out of him, that's the only answer.

He was 16. Your mother can do nothing to discipline you physically at that age. I believe I was 13 when I realized that I no longer had to listen to my mother as she couldn't really do anything to me.

[Mr.Monster Rain]

Road Shows were fun...*sighs*

[Seth]

Now that I'm all riled up about spoiled kids, I'm going to hang out with a spoiled child with ADHD on top of it. Ugh.

[khemystri]

He was 16. Your mother can do nothing to discipline you physically at that age. I believe I was 13 when I realized that I no longer had to listen to my mother as she couldn't really do anything to me.

Obviously your mother didnt sufficiently fill your head with guilt...
That's the sad but true way of controlling a willful teen.

[APortablePhone]

Obviously your mother didnt sufficiently fill your head with guilt...
That's the sad but true way of controlling a willful teen.

No, my mother was only able to mindfuck my brother, and she still has that control over him today.

[khemystri]

Now that I'm all riled up about spoiled kids, I'm going to hang out with a spoiled child with ADHD on top of it. Ugh.

Just bite the kids face really hard... and when he starts to cry, humiliate him.

:action-sm

[khemystri]

No, my mother was only able to mindfuck my brother, and she still has that control over him today.

Is he well adjusted??? More successful???
Just curious.

[APortablePhone]

Is he well adjusted??? More successful???
Just curious.

He's far more deeply disturbed than I am.

[Fenix]

What was the big announcement yeterday? I missed the show and haven't heard the reply off my MyFi yet

[shroomman_100]

What was the big announcement yeterday? I missed the show and haven't heard the reply off my MyFi yet
Ron and Fez are not coming to XM 202

[Fenix]

Ron and Fez are not coming to XM 202


What was the reason for them not coming?

[APortablePhone]

What was the reason for them not coming?

I think it had something to do with a post on this message board. I'm really not sure, no one wants to talk about it in any detail. You can learn more listening to the replay this weekend. It was a pretty huge announcement, I can't believe you missed it.

[khemystri]

New XM news

NEW YORK (Reuters) - XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. on Tuesday said it would buy $25 million of stock in WorldSpace Inc., which provides satellite radio services in Asia, Europe and Africa, extending the largest U.S. service's international presence.

XM <XMSR.O> will also get warrants giving it the right to buy another $37.5 million in WorldSpace stock and an option to invest with WorldSpace and other partners in other countries around the world.

[HummerTuesdays]

So who is Lazlow in trouble with? I'd like to send them an email about how much I enjoyed his show. :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Lazlow is f'ing awesome! They should get him a job at XM

[shroomman_100]

I think it had something to do with a post on this message board. I'm really not sure, no one wants to talk about it in any detail. You can learn more listening to the replay this weekend. It was a pretty huge announcement, I can't believe you missed it.
i know
it was all over the message board yesterday
but then it turned into members bashing eachother so the threads were all locked and deleted.

biggest things to hit XM, O&A and wackbag

[PatObrien]

Send Carlos Mencia a note letting him know how much you enjoyed his visit to the boys... carlosmencia@carlosmencia.com

[prozac]

Lil Jimmy is sure going to enjoy himself at the Ozzy show tonight!

[al885]

Dont have your fuckin number guy rules.

[symbian]

anyone find the horse video?

[outofplace]

Send Carlos Mencia a note letting him know how much you enjoyed his visit to the boys... carlosmencia@carlosmencia.com

Already did that earlier today.

I ripped in to him big time. Of course, he probably doesn't give a shit.