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03-27-2002, 12:05 AM
3:00 Show starts with "She Got A Smile" with Stephen Lynch (Today I learned how to spell his name RIGHT). Opie and Anthony check in saying people ask "Who's the guy that sings all the wacky songs for your show?" Then start discussing the IMPROVED Washington ratings. They talk about a scene in "Goodfellas' for a while where Joe Pesci shoots Spyda (S) and the barrage of swears he goes into and ask Rick to get the Clip. Rick doesn't want to do it because it will take a while to edit out all the swears. Then the guys bring up the "Oz Game" for the Oz DVDS; the ENTIRE first Season, which, incidently, Anthony Watched the full 8 hours of the night before. Afterwards, he had to go to a club just to get rid of all the gayness from all the Man On Man Action in the show. Trader Jake checks in askign what will be on at 5:20, but Opie says they like to keep the listners guessing when the "Good Bit" will be on. Trader Jake gets Norton with his own gag: "Hey Norton" "Yeah?" <Click!> Anthony talks about his Ex-Wifes attorney, Dominic Barber saying he was a Gentleman throughout the procedings, which Anthony says, means he got screwed in the Divorce. They briefly switch to Norton's appearance in Spider Man, which Jim isn't sure will appear in the movie. Back to Dominic Barber. Opie wants to change the contest of guessing the amount of swears in the aforementioned scene in Goodfellas, to "Guess how much money it will take for Anthony to be Dominic Barber's friend." 3 guys check in to play the guessing game. Pat wins having the closest answer of 29. The correct answer was 27, he wins Norton Tickets. The guys now talk about Dandy Dan, the Southern "Big Wig" and when they frist met him coming from the Boston Market to WNEW (?). Very brief meeting, only to ask if they'd eve pull a stunt similar to the "Dead Mayor" gag they played in Boston. They were home by dinnertime. Evidently, Dan was not comfortable with O & A replacing Don And Mike in DC, and now that they are doing Better, what a turncoat he is. Anthony talks about "Bugging" his family's Easter gathering, and what a Saint his Mom is. Opie calls Ant's mom "A nice piece of Ass". Norton tells about his mom didn't like hearing about the tranvestite he picked up and Opie points out he could have played it off as a radio bit. Guys tease what's coming up on the show. Commercial
3:39 Guys come back talking about their world priemiere of the new Korn song and how MTV Acknowledged O & A were the first. Norton talks about his Appearance on the Colin Quinn show. J.R. Checks in. Talks about Norton's appearance on the show and how uncomfortable Jim appeared, and Patrice's blown line. Pete Checks in saying Jim looked like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump with a crew cut. Zombo checks in saying Jim looked like a Pujoria (s) kid. Jack checks in with NOTHING (tool!) Carla checks in saying Norton is adorable. Anthony Plugs eatabullet.com. Matt checks in impersonating Frenchie, looking for free CD. They play Nortons Colin Quinn Appearance. Commercial
4:02 Guys check back in ready to play the "Oz Game" for the first season on DVD BUT are interrupted by Mario Cantone which Ant points out will piss off the Listners (No ess). They talk about the Catholic Priests scandal. Anthony says if you are a hetrosexual male, you don't become a priest. Mario attempts to do "Cartman Being Fondled" but it falls apart because of Cardinal Law in the dump room. They talk about last Southpark episode and then go back to the "Oz Game." Opie explains the rules, 1st Listener checks into play, Ant plays clip from show which you have to guess from a list of multiple choice answers, what the guys says next. Liistener blows it. Bob Checks in, blows it, but gets the DVDs. Anthony checks in, gets right answer, wins DVDS. Amy checks in, gets right answer, gets DVDS and so does Michelle. Commercial
4:37 Guys come back with Joanne on the phone who says they know who she is. After the call, Opie believes she may be the Kielbasa girl portrayed in Stern's movie. Mario messes with Ant about the ongiong soap opera that is Anthony's divorce. Opie plays Chef singing "You And Me And Her Simultaneous" in the back. Guys talk about Oscars. During this, someone emails a story with an unknown subject that gets reaction from the guys, but they establish, whatever it is, isn't true and go back to teh Oscars. Then they switch to Mario's appearance on "The View", A show which Anthony can't watch because it is a Gal's show. Mario asks if the guys went to Liza Minelli's wedding, Opie says they don't do stuff like that. Mario plugs his upcoming shows and talks about being depressed and taking meds. Ant breaks into Brokaw impression breifly in refrence to speech impediments. They play Clip of Brokaw on Conan saying he went on about 9:- 9:15. Commercial
5:14 Guys check in talking about the latest Nixon tapes. Nixon said Jews are the ones who want Pot legalized and there is a link between Psychiatrists, Drinking, Pot, Fags and Jews. Then he says Psychiatrists want Pot legalized. Then Nixon goes off on gays. (Ant is doing his Nixon through all of this). Says he won't shake hans with people in Northern California or San Francisco. "It's Raining Men" in the back, Nixon sings along and goes off in a anti gay tirade. Now theme from "All In The Family" is on in the background. Nixon says "Meathead" was gay and was Outraged show was on. Jack Tripper was gay and his roomates were whores. My 3 sons, were My 3 F'ing Fags. Nixon says "All In The Family" is the reason the Country is in Jeopardy. He also says, at least 6 emperors were fags, The Popes were laying nuns, The Whole Early Catholic Church were a bunch of homos. Britain and France: All Fags. Russians got rid of Drugs and Fags. Starsky And Hutch, Dukes Of Hazzard, and M*A*S*H*, all fags. They go into commerical with "Touch Tone Terrorists" Commercial
5:48 Guys are back and a cller checks in saying article about Nixon had a spin on it. The guys state they don't care about facts and move on to O & A on O'Reilly Factor. O'Reilly asked if the guys thought bands like Marylin Manson were doing Children harm and causing them to have twisted ideas later in life, Anthony answered with "More harm is being done by organized religion teaching kids to strap a bomb to themselves in the name of God." Steven Checks in with a story about text in a reading book in his elemetary class to which the answer was "I wish I had a Big _______ (Mule). Brian checks in reminding Ant it's 2 for Tuesday. Caller from Texas checks in saying he dropped Spanish class so he could catch the show. Tom from N'Orleans checks in, guys razz him about his accent. Opie asks Tom if he's ever done the 3some thing. Tom won't answer. Opie plays clips of Frenchie Razzing Tom. Tom gets Norton "Hey Jim" "What?" <Click> (Twice Now!) Frenchie checks in late, missing Tom. Joe checks in WITH NOTHING. Luke checks in saying todays show sucks. Jenny checks in with an FU to an old lady who hit her in the head with her purse because Jenny and her friend were singing where this woman was shooting some video. Shawn checks in saying todays show rules. Commercial
6:19 Guys come back talking about Chris Cornella leaving "Rage Against The Machine". Anthony thanks God for the Earthquake that killed thousands in Afgahnistan. Opie points out it killed innocent people. But Anthony argues in leveled the playing field because equal innocent people died, "God Bless America" in back. Jeff Norris checks in saying Amen to Anthony. Jeff does Archie Bunker. J checks in saying God whould wiggle the finger that caused the earthquake over the nuke button. Anthony Continues. They pick on the praise and worship commercial that airs late at night with all the tranced people in the audience. Johnny checks in unhappy with Anthony's rant and picking on Allah. Ant explains that we have to brace ourselves now for Allah's reponse to our God. They play "Awesome God" my Rich Mullens Anthony improvises lyrics over the song. Commercial
6:44 They play what did I learn. A few friends of the show check in. Norton gets Opie. "Hey Opie" - Opie is about to hit exit music and stalls.
Show Over.
3:39 Guys come back talking about their world priemiere of the new Korn song and how MTV Acknowledged O & A were the first. Norton talks about his Appearance on the Colin Quinn show. J.R. Checks in. Talks about Norton's appearance on the show and how uncomfortable Jim appeared, and Patrice's blown line. Pete Checks in saying Jim looked like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump with a crew cut. Zombo checks in saying Jim looked like a Pujoria (s) kid. Jack checks in with NOTHING (tool!) Carla checks in saying Norton is adorable. Anthony Plugs eatabullet.com. Matt checks in impersonating Frenchie, looking for free CD. They play Nortons Colin Quinn Appearance. Commercial
4:02 Guys check back in ready to play the "Oz Game" for the first season on DVD BUT are interrupted by Mario Cantone which Ant points out will piss off the Listners (No ess). They talk about the Catholic Priests scandal. Anthony says if you are a hetrosexual male, you don't become a priest. Mario attempts to do "Cartman Being Fondled" but it falls apart because of Cardinal Law in the dump room. They talk about last Southpark episode and then go back to the "Oz Game." Opie explains the rules, 1st Listener checks into play, Ant plays clip from show which you have to guess from a list of multiple choice answers, what the guys says next. Liistener blows it. Bob Checks in, blows it, but gets the DVDs. Anthony checks in, gets right answer, wins DVDS. Amy checks in, gets right answer, gets DVDS and so does Michelle. Commercial
4:37 Guys come back with Joanne on the phone who says they know who she is. After the call, Opie believes she may be the Kielbasa girl portrayed in Stern's movie. Mario messes with Ant about the ongiong soap opera that is Anthony's divorce. Opie plays Chef singing "You And Me And Her Simultaneous" in the back. Guys talk about Oscars. During this, someone emails a story with an unknown subject that gets reaction from the guys, but they establish, whatever it is, isn't true and go back to teh Oscars. Then they switch to Mario's appearance on "The View", A show which Anthony can't watch because it is a Gal's show. Mario asks if the guys went to Liza Minelli's wedding, Opie says they don't do stuff like that. Mario plugs his upcoming shows and talks about being depressed and taking meds. Ant breaks into Brokaw impression breifly in refrence to speech impediments. They play Clip of Brokaw on Conan saying he went on about 9:- 9:15. Commercial
5:14 Guys check in talking about the latest Nixon tapes. Nixon said Jews are the ones who want Pot legalized and there is a link between Psychiatrists, Drinking, Pot, Fags and Jews. Then he says Psychiatrists want Pot legalized. Then Nixon goes off on gays. (Ant is doing his Nixon through all of this). Says he won't shake hans with people in Northern California or San Francisco. "It's Raining Men" in the back, Nixon sings along and goes off in a anti gay tirade. Now theme from "All In The Family" is on in the background. Nixon says "Meathead" was gay and was Outraged show was on. Jack Tripper was gay and his roomates were whores. My 3 sons, were My 3 F'ing Fags. Nixon says "All In The Family" is the reason the Country is in Jeopardy. He also says, at least 6 emperors were fags, The Popes were laying nuns, The Whole Early Catholic Church were a bunch of homos. Britain and France: All Fags. Russians got rid of Drugs and Fags. Starsky And Hutch, Dukes Of Hazzard, and M*A*S*H*, all fags. They go into commerical with "Touch Tone Terrorists" Commercial
5:48 Guys are back and a cller checks in saying article about Nixon had a spin on it. The guys state they don't care about facts and move on to O & A on O'Reilly Factor. O'Reilly asked if the guys thought bands like Marylin Manson were doing Children harm and causing them to have twisted ideas later in life, Anthony answered with "More harm is being done by organized religion teaching kids to strap a bomb to themselves in the name of God." Steven Checks in with a story about text in a reading book in his elemetary class to which the answer was "I wish I had a Big _______ (Mule). Brian checks in reminding Ant it's 2 for Tuesday. Caller from Texas checks in saying he dropped Spanish class so he could catch the show. Tom from N'Orleans checks in, guys razz him about his accent. Opie asks Tom if he's ever done the 3some thing. Tom won't answer. Opie plays clips of Frenchie Razzing Tom. Tom gets Norton "Hey Jim" "What?" <Click> (Twice Now!) Frenchie checks in late, missing Tom. Joe checks in WITH NOTHING. Luke checks in saying todays show sucks. Jenny checks in with an FU to an old lady who hit her in the head with her purse because Jenny and her friend were singing where this woman was shooting some video. Shawn checks in saying todays show rules. Commercial
6:19 Guys come back talking about Chris Cornella leaving "Rage Against The Machine". Anthony thanks God for the Earthquake that killed thousands in Afgahnistan. Opie points out it killed innocent people. But Anthony argues in leveled the playing field because equal innocent people died, "God Bless America" in back. Jeff Norris checks in saying Amen to Anthony. Jeff does Archie Bunker. J checks in saying God whould wiggle the finger that caused the earthquake over the nuke button. Anthony Continues. They pick on the praise and worship commercial that airs late at night with all the tranced people in the audience. Johnny checks in unhappy with Anthony's rant and picking on Allah. Ant explains that we have to brace ourselves now for Allah's reponse to our God. They play "Awesome God" my Rich Mullens Anthony improvises lyrics over the song. Commercial
6:44 They play what did I learn. A few friends of the show check in. Norton gets Opie. "Hey Opie" - Opie is about to hit exit music and stalls.
Show Over.