O&A listening Thread 07/21/2005

[savethewave]

Oh, and next week, please. Amen.

And God, please smite his sidekick Moira by having her six Korean children fall on her like a pride of lions on a gazelle. Oh, and let her get mouth-***** with a fire extinguisher.

Amen.

[Neo_Is_God]

is ol' gravy leg back?

[weezer]

Holy S this is funny :)

[commish13]

Ben's hog swelled up and he couldn't leave the bathroom!

[MonsterToe]

I wonder if there are any dogs left in Moira's neighborhood?

[freak8]

have they taken a comm... yet?

[FANDICK]

Did he just attack one of his own listeners?

That's what I thought.

She sounded like a fan of his.

[commish13]

1 hour, 47 minutes, 23 seconds.

Minus like 5 for the intro.

[JoeyDVDZ]

And first break- 8:47 am. Goddamn.

And I did forget, there was about 4 seconds of intro today. Right to the mayhem. MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKING SHOW!!!!!http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gifhttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/appl.gif

[HearshotKid]

Ben got morning wood and could not walk through the door.

[Chuckyarla]

finally the first break coffee and piss

[O&AonXM]

Younger pic of the cunt sidekick
http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/younger_moira.jpg

UUUUUggggghk... Jimmy wouldn't want a log from her, or anything else for that matter

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Ben's hog swelled up and he couldn't leave the bathroom!
ben's hog probably got a head cold

[savethewave]

I wonder if there are any dogs left in Moira's neighborhood?

The smell of Kim Chee cabbage, a few muffled yelps, and families who wonder where Spot has gone to.


PLEEEASE call Moira and ask her if she has to cook dog for her kids to "give them the taste of home."

[commish13]

Ben got morning wood and could not walk through the door.

Hoo hoo you're ripping me off

[Cardinals Fan]

The MyFi people are going to be pissed ;)

[savethewave]

UUUUUggggghk... Jimmy wouldn't want a log from her, or anything else for that matter

But...she is essential to the war effort!

[Schnit Dick]

Ahhh what a nice break...tinkle, bagel and coffee and still back in time

[commish13]

I had the time to piss, sneeze and do a dance!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

very funny... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philips_phile

[O&AonXM]

I wonder if there are any dogs left in Moira's neighborhood?

Probably not... she probably ass-***** all of them with a dildo and they ran away. I bet there are a lot of ads for lost pets in the local papers.

[HearshotKid]

Hoo hoo you're ripping me off

Haha, I did not see yours.

You are clearly > Me

[aoy1995]

She married a "freedom fighter?" Isn't that what terrorists call themselves?

Only American troops are "terrorists" according to the "Fair and unbiased" Media, the Democrats, and leftsits..

[SweetRelease]

He was a HEAD NURSE!....Jim Phillips SHIT DICK!!!!!!
Maybe when someone calls up today, they can address him as Gaylord Focker.

[commish13]

Haha, I did not see yours.

You are clearly > Me

I still love you sweetie pie.

Wanna hug?

[HummerTuesdays]

HOLY SHIT! The thread is over 20 pages, and it's just about 2 hours in. Not sure I'll get to all of it. :icon_cry:

[Neo_Is_God]

Look at this whole scetion of lies
Oddo
was born in Brooklyn, New York. Growing up was not easy for Oddo, his family was very poor. He had five other brothers and sisters(Paul, Tony, Jean, Iris, and Gillian) and they had to share one bed in their small house. Oddo's family could barely afford enough food or clothes. He had one shirt, one pair of pants and one jacket. But life at school was worse than his home life. Oddo has attention deficit disorder and dyslexia which caused him to have trouble paying attention in school. Oddo got very low grades and his teachers called him stupid and a "doofus." The other kids bullied Oddo constantly. Oddo got so fed up with school, that at age 15 he quit. He then got a job at a local slaughter house which lasted about 2 weeks. His mom then got him a job at her factory testing car horns. This job didn't last too long either.
At age 17, Oddo turned to a life of crime. While stealing mail from an apartment complex, he ran across an acceptance letter for a job in radio in Orlando. He quickly assumed a new identity, answered the letter and the rest is history. Even to this day, nobody knows the truth.
E-mail Oddo atODDO@realradio.fm

[MonsterToe]

She's so fucking ugly, I'll bet her kids are confused as to why they can eat the neighborhood dogs and not their mother.

[aoy1995]

that Moira cunt has 6 adopted korean children.... what is she started a sweat shop?

The kids round up strays for KFC and any Korean slop shops in the neighborhood.

[Chuckyarla]

The MyFi people are going to be pissed ;)

hoo hoo you ripped me off

[freak8]

id like to hear more charecter calls today

like grady,
pat battle,
movie lines,
ect....

[Cardinals Fan]

Only American troops are "terrorists" according to the "Fair and unbiased" Media

You mean like Fox News, right? Idiot.

[MonsterToe]

I think their Bios are an attempt at humor. Because it's so humorous to say you've adopted 6 Koren orphans. God, that's good humor.

[APortablePhone]

id like to hear more charecter calls today

like grady,
pat battle,
movie lines,
ect....

So call and do one mister.

[commish13]

Look at this whole scetion of lies
Oddo
was born in Brooklyn, New York. Growing up was not easy for Oddo, his family was very poor. He had five other brothers and sisters(Paul, Tony, Jean, Iris, and Gillian) and they had to share one bed in their small house. Oddo's family could barely afford enough food or clothes. He had one shirt, one pair of pants and one jacket. But life at school was worse than his home life. Oddo has attention deficit disorder and dyslexia which caused him to have trouble paying attention in school. Oddo got very low grades and his teachers called him stupid and a "doofus." The other kids bullied Oddo constantly. Oddo got so fed up with school, that at age 15 he quit. He then got a job at a local slaughter house which lasted about 2 weeks. His mom then got him a job at her factory testing car horns. This job didn't last too long either.
At age 17, Oddo turned to a life of crime. While stealing mail from an apartment complex, he ran across an acceptance letter for a job in radio in Orlando. He quickly assumed a new identity, answered the letter and the rest is history. Even to this day, nobody knows the truth.
E-mail Oddo atODDO@realradio.fm


Yes, surely nobody knows the truth, which is why there's no story about it.

Oh wait... whoops

[commish13]

She's so fucking ugly, I'll bet her kids are confused as to why they can eat the neighborhood dogs and not their mother.

Because they're not Canadian and they don't play with her hair first

[Chuckyarla]

Haha, I did not see yours.

You are clearly > Me
great minds think a like.



and so do we.

[Neo_Is_God]

i think today gary coleman should call the pedophiles show

[hcs]

Has OA mentioned the new terror attack in London yet?

[MonsterToe]

Because they're not Canadian and they don't play with her hair first
:clap: :icon_mrgr

[HearshotKid]

Has OA mentioned the new terror attack in London yet?


Terror attack!?!

[Cardinals Fan]

Look at this whole scetion of lies
OddoOddo got very low grades and his teachers called him stupid and a "doofus." The other kids bullied Oddo constantly. Oddo got so fed up with school, that at age 15 he quit.
E-mail Oddo at ODDO@realradio.fm

Obviously this statement is a brutal Vos-like attempt at humor. However, let's pretend it's the truth...

So Philips would hire someone without so much as a high school education but he gives shit to someone with a hick accent? Fucking hypocrite.

[weezer]

O & A attacked London too?

[Chuckyarla]

Has OA mentioned the new terror attack in London yet?
no

[Neo_Is_God]

he slammed his hog in the door

[burningsun]

Ben is home crying that teddy bruschi is missing the season

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

You mean like Fox News, right? Idiot.
Look guys we don't need to start a Pat Battle over politics.

[Cardinals Fan]

Terror attack!?!

http://www.cnn.com/

Can we nuke Mecca this morning?

[commish13]

Obviously this statement is a brutal Vos-like attempt at humor. However, let's pretend it's the truth...

So Philips would hire someone without so much as a high school education but he gives shit to someone with a hick accent? Fucking hypocrite.

But nobody knows the story CF! He doesn't know he's a HS dropout... he's the guy who got the confirmation letter!

[Thug Henry]

Terror attack!?!

Three more "bombs" in london this morning...

[hcs]

Terror attack!?!

Turn on FOX news or CNN. Several small explosions and possibly gun shots reported.

[bswann3030]

Terror attack!?!
I dont think so, more bombings in London

[DrGonzoPA]

Terror attack!?!

Every time Paul and his wife are on the show there is an 'attack' in london. I think it is just mass suicide from being embarassed by Paul :action-sm

[freak8]

his mule broke his back

[O&AonXM]

Poor Ben almost got killed by one of those damn cabbies... bastards

[Cardinals Fan]

Look guys we don't need to start a Pat Battle over politics.

Damnit! I wanted to have a fierce Pat Battle over rhetoric! :action-sm

[aoy1995]

That guy is #1 in Orlando for a reason. He puts the old fogeys to sleep for life. Fucking douchebag!

You ever see an old fart who could figure out how to work a car radio? Its probably on the same station it was when they bought the damned thing.

[Neo_Is_God]

he was probaly drunk and doing blow

[bass]

I tried to submit this through instant feedback, it is hilarious!
http://media2.big-boys.com/content/mikehawk.wmv

-bass

[freak8]

the hog broke the sparx back

[APortablePhone]

Turn on FOX news or CNN. Several small explosions and possibly gun shots reported.

"No casualties have been reported in any of the incidents and police said they were not treating the evacuations as a "major incident.""

Speculation (London) Underground

[aoy1995]

Younger pic of the cunt sidekick
http://philips.wtks.com/timages/page/younger_moira.jpg

Damn. I am guilty of profiling. From the sound of her voice this morning, when she did the un-huh noise, I would have sworn that she was a burnt tennis ball head princess.

[JBLouisville]

Bens hog is so big, he tripped over it and had to go to the Emergency room.

[MonsterToe]

You always pick the little African kid that's attentive and close to the front of the cage. Duh... everyone knows that!

[aoy1995]

Big A!!!

Hey guy. Has anyone photoshopped your sig picture to have that ostrich pissing on Lil Jimmy's chest yet?

[whoisisthis]

"click here to check it's teeth"

that line had me rolling yesterday

[APortablePhone]

You always pick the little African kid that's attentive and close to the front of the cage. Duh... everyone knows that!

I don't know sir, I like to check the teeth and make sure they have strong muscles so I can put them out for stud.

[DrGonzoPA]

someone should tell Jolie that these litte moguls grow up to be *******

[MonsterToe]

All those little doggies can feed the Korean orphanages! "We're feeding the poor!"

[MonsterToe]

I don't know sir, I like to check the teeth and make sure they have strong muscles so I can put them out for stud.

Do you have to wash their sheeth?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i wonder if angelina got to check out the kids teeth and gums before she got to bid on the kid

[aoy1995]

You mean like Fox News, right? Idiot.

Sure. Whatever... must be hitting a little too close to home for ya..

[commish13]

i wonder if angelina got to check out the kids teeth and gums before she got to bid on the kid

Little bit late, sir.

[MonsterToe]

GODDAMN! Another shark story.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/4746503/detail.html

[aoy1995]

Every time Paul and his wife are on the show there is an 'attack' in london. I think it is just mass suicide from being embarassed by Paul :action-sm

Pissed off people who were standing in the line to the bathroom..?

[burningsun]

geez they could of spread these people out over another day or two

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Cosmo]

Oh No, Opie Is Going To Smash Her Camera!!!!

[bswann3030]

bring in paul ans his wife...sandy sucks

[weezer]

opie is gonna destroy her camera

[PhillyReject]

Terror attack!?!


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1189833,00.html

3 different minor explosions at 3 diff locations in london.

http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?postid=4061065#post4061065

[Neo_Is_God]

omg steve better be filming this
another poker chips bit

[PorchMonkey4Life]

we need the car horn to bleep out plugs again

[thetimp]

what was that douche website

[JoeyDVDZ]

This hole has the ability to instantly take the show from a 110% straight to a 10%. I fucking hate this skank twat.

[HearshotKid]

Is minor like--Firecracker minor? lol

[Cosmo]

Oh No, She's Just Making Opie Want To Smash It Even More.

[Neo_Is_God]

omg

[liltimmy]

SMASHHHHH you mother fucker

[Chuckyarla]

London update: One person injured at Warren Street station.

[EdC]

Gee I wonder if he is going to break the camera.

[Schnit Dick]

I am cringing with antisipation of what Op is going to do

[Chester'sLiver]

oh god here it comes!

[Chuckyarla]

Here goes the camera

[debisjb]

He should get a baseball bat out!

[aoy1995]

This hole has the ability to instantly take the show from a 110% straight to a 10%. I fucking hate this skank twat.

It could be a *lot* worse. It could be Di and Marian...

[JoeyDVDZ]

...... wait for it...... wait for it...... Opie finally gets back to his roots, if he does what we all expect he will.

[Taso]

Im cringing waiting

[O&AonXM]

someone should tell Jolie that these litte moguls grow up to be *******

LOL... funny shit

[weezer]

The build up is great!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh god this is going to be bad... the set up by opie is way too long

[Cosmo]

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

oh come on, he has to do something.

Edit: ok there it was.

[Taso]

There it goes

[freak8]

here it comes

[JoeyDVDZ]

And there goes the camera! YES!!!!!

[debisjb]

It's getting hot in here......

[thetimp]

oh my god he did it

[O&AonXM]

and.... crash. There goes the camera

[HearshotKid]

lmao there it was

[Taso]

wow

[hellonice]

Oh man. I cringed. "Oh no"

[EdC]

I wish somebody really famous was in to get some shots of first.

[Neo_Is_God]

rofl

[PhillyReject]

oh my god he did it
Of course he did.

[aoy1995]

Does Canon make disposable cameras now?

[DoughBoy]

<cringe> Jimmy's evil laugh is awesome

[Schnit Dick]

Did they just miss that bomb by Sandy Cane...she said that if she committed sucide her mom would kill her and no one commented

[PorchMonkey4Life]

and again

[Chuckyarla]

Shock of shocks

[burningsun]

haha more sandy sounds to isolate and throw in the machine

[liltimmy]

they need to play the hulk music for the camera

[Cosmo]

Oh My God, I Love The Silence. Its Horrible!!!!!!

[HearshotKid]

lmao they are such dicks!

[Thug Henry]

Ohhh no...

[BryanLyle]

Gee, didn't see THAT coming :)

[DoughBoy]

"Oh well"

[Chuckyarla]

Did they just miss that bomb by Sandy Cane...she said that if she committed sucide her mom would kill her and no one commented

They don't listen to guests besides themselves

[debisjb]

She should rub twatto on Opie's face for doing this

[weezer]

the noise she made when he smashed it the second time was priceless

[thetimp]

Thank you, Sandy Caine

[PorchMonkey4Life]

take a picture in her head???? opie smash her face

[burningsun]

debisjb, awesome sig. I love anna

[JoeyDVDZ]

I actually punched into the air and shouted "YES!" as I heard the crunch. I'm such a fag.

[Taso]

He wants to see the CD now

[Neo_Is_God]

the cd too on no a double smash

[Chuckyarla]

oh no the cd now

[PorchMonkey4Life]

oh no... not the cd...

[DoughBoy]

Can I see the CD? Please do it!

[thetimp]

what did he just break?!

[Taso]

Are they playing "Make Sandy Cry" ???

[hellonice]

YOU MOTHEr FUCKER

[Thug Henry]

....cringe.....

[Chuckyarla]

how many saw that coming?

[EdC]

If he would take a shit in that cowboy hat it would be an all time classic.

[freak8]

id punch someone

if they broke my expensive camera

[Thug Henry]

what did he just break?!

First the Camera, then the CD

[PorchMonkey4Life]

what are they going to break next?

[Chuckyarla]

what did he just break?!

the CD

[Cardinals Fan]

I would beat the everloving shit out of Opie if he pulled that shit on me. Fucking pussy.

[Taso]

Smash her face now

[debisjb]

debisjb, awesome sig. I love anna
Thank you sir

[aoy1995]

Dolly Parton of comedy?

Huh? What?

[EdC]

I would beat the everloving shit out of Opie if he pulled that shit on me. Fucking pussy.

Oooo annonymous internet tough guy.

[JoeyDVDZ]

They should punch her in the face, just get it over with. :) I LOVE WHEN THEY TRASH HER!!!!!!

[Neo_Is_God]

is op going for the trifecta?

[DoughBoy]

"I want my fucking hat, Man" Tshirts... ON SALE NOW!

[aoy1995]

They should punch her in the face, just get it over with. :) I LOVE WHEN THEY TRASH HER!!!!!!

They should have thrown her to the floor, and kept the camera and CD...

[JoeyDVDZ]

I would beat the everloving shit out of Opie if he pulled that shit on me. Fucking pussy.

If you were Sandy Kane, you'd take it with a smile. Further proof that not everybody is cut out to be a pest.

[Chuckyarla]

I would beat the everloving shit out of Opie if he pulled that shit on me. Fucking pussy.

that is what she is :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Cosmo]

You Know That Was Very Nice Of Opie. I Know A Camera Doesnt Mean Anything To Him Since He's A Millionaire And All And Can Afford 1000's Of New Cameras But Poor Sandy Caine Doesnt Have Any Money. All She Wanted Was A Picture. Shame On Opie, Shame Shame Shame.

[Neo_Is_God]

pat battle
rofl

[Thug Henry]

ahahahahahaha that was great!!! redrum!

[Chuckyarla]

"I want my fucking hat, Man" Tshirts... ON SALE NOW!
from doctorduck? :action-sm

[DoughBoy]

from doctorduck? :action-sm

doctorduK

[Cardinals Fan]

Oooo annonymous internet tough guy.

Obviously :action-sm

[aoy1995]

The cigars that I chew on (do not smoke) are rum flavored and come from Thompson. If they put out a twat flavored cigar, I guess that the ex-First Yenta would jump onto that bandwagon with both paws...

[bswann3030]

rockstar went with it because all the free press...how many people who dont have the game are going to run out and buy it.

[burningsun]

and that one year is going to cost rockstar

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The cigars that I chew on (do not smoke) are rum flavored and come from Thompson. If they put out a twat flavored cigar, I guess that the ex-First Yenta would jump onto that bandwagon with both paws...
why would you chew on cigars?

[DoughBoy]

I would beat the everloving shit out of Opie if he pulled that shit on me. Fucking pussy.

Then, while trying how to figure out how to remove your arms from your rectum with the bloody stumps left dangling at your sides, Po will finish the job by removing you from the area.

[Cardinals Fan]

Texas Taliban. Lazlow had a good line yesterday.

[HearshotKid]

rockstar went with it because all the free press...how many people who dont have the game are going to run out and buy it.

Yeah I already own the game.

It makes me wanna run out and buy it again.

[Iwgmr]

rockstar went with it because all the free press...how many people who dont have the game are going to run out and buy it.

Sure they got publicity, but at what cost? You heard ant, lots of stores won't sell it the same way theaters won't show nc17 films. Fuck liberals and conservatives. All of them are fuckers.

[DoughBoy]

why would you chew on cigars?

Oral Fixation along with flavor.

[girthymac]

Good Morning Baggers.....

[aoy1995]

Then, while trying how to figure out how to remove your arms from your rectum with the bloody stumps left dangling at your sides, Po will finish the job by removing you from the area.

How hot does the studio have to get before Po comes in there?

[Cardinals Fan]

Then, while trying how to figure out how to remove your arms from your rectum with the bloody stumps left dangling at your sides, Po will finish the job by removing you from the area.

Ouch, mister! :icon_mrgr

[savethewave]

Sandy Caine is wearing a cowboy outfit? There was a certain little girl who also wore one, and let's hope the same thing happens to Sandy as happened to her.

[aoy1995]

Oral Fixation along with flavor.

Supposed to keep me from running my mouth at work. But it does not work all that well...

[Schnauzer]

damn it, i havta punch out early. it ruins my whole day if i miss the some of the live show.

later pals. :/

[Cardinals Fan]

Sure they got publicity, but at what cost? You heard ant, lots of stores won't sell it the same way theaters won't show nc17 films. Fuck liberals and conservatives. All of them are fuckers.

GTA:SA was already one of the best selling PC games of the year. This "controversy" sounds staged on Rockstar's part but I'm sure it's legit on the politician's side. Besides, if a parent buys an M rated game for their little kid - the PARENT is the one who fucked up.

Rockstar says, "None on us."

[DrGonzoPA]

an R-rated movie is 17 and up and there is alot of sex and violence in them

[BigDickBlack]

Morning WB'rs!

[BigDickBlack]

Sandy Caine is wearing a cowboy outfit? There was a certain little girl who also wore one, and let's hope the same thing happens to Sandy as happened to her.

Nice reference!

[savethewave]

I love that you can't buy an unedited CD at Wal-Mart, but you can buy rifles and shotguns.

[netPOSER]

This will make buying games online much more popular.

[Cardinals Fan]

You can buy guns and gasolene at Wal-Mart but you can't buy a simple video game? Yeah, that's on the line.

[aoy1995]

GTA:SA was already one of the best selling PC games of the year. This "controversy" sounds staged on Rockstar's part but I'm sure it's legit on the politician's side. Besides, if a parent buys an M rated game for their little kid - the PARENT is the one who fucked up.

I thought I was the only one who did not get the point of this entire circus that the ex-First Yenta is putting on. What kind of parent lets their kids play a game like this in the first place? And, to make things even worse, they shake their heads and wonder why their kids are so f'd up, and disenfranchised? How many kids think that if they kill another kid, all they have to do is hit the NEW GAME button, and everything will be OK? Sheesh..

GAWD VAN DAMME Allmighty. I weep for our society.

[savethewave]

Nice reference!

Thank you.

[Cardinals Fan]

Guiliani took the porn out of Times Square and that didn't turn out so poorly...

[aoy1995]

You can buy guns and gasolene at Wal-Mart but you can't buy a simple video game? Yeah, that's on the line.

Wal-Mart's kinda tight assed about this kind of thing. Anyone know if they have pulled the game out of their stores yet? Rated or unrated?

[Schnit Dick]

America...FUCK YEAH

[JoeyDVDZ]

You can buy guns and gasolene at Wal-Mart but you can't buy a simple video game? Yeah, that's on the line.

One can also purchase fertilizer at walmart, how's that for irony? Walmart, your one-stop terrorist shopping center!

[Chuckyarla]

How hot does the studio have to get before Po comes in there?
PO is needed to protect them from physical harm,

[Cardinals Fan]

What kind of parent lets their kids play a game like this in the first place? And, to make things even worse, they shake their heads and wonder why their kids are so f'd up, and disenfranchised? How many kids think that if they kill another kid, all they have to do is hit the NEW GAME button, and everything will be OK? Sheesh..

I totally agree with what you said above. It makes no sense for a parent to complain about adult content in M rated games when they are the ones purchasing said games for their young kids.

[aoy1995]

Guiliani took the porn out of Times Square and that didn't turn out so poorly...

A Captain at my station just got back from NYC. He told us that he went to Times Square, and it was not that bad down there. He actually enjoyed his trip to the city. I would like to go there one year and see the Macy's Parade one of these years. Just have no idea where to go and stay ect..

[Cardinals Fan]

One can also purchase fertilizer at walmart, how's that for irony? Walmart, your one-stop terrorist shopping center!

All they'd need to add are the 72 virgins and we'd have a winner!

[pikLsnifr]

what is an 8 decibel shit?

[aoy1995]

PO is needed to protect them from physical harm,

Someone want to explain my gag to him?

[Blaster]

All they'd need to add are the 72 virgins and we'd have a winner!

They have more than 72 virgins there. Have you seen some of the check-out clerks? Sheesh!!

[Cardinals Fan]

A Captain at my station just got back from NYC. He told us that he went to Times Square, and it was not that bad down there. He actually enjoyed his trip to the city. I would like to go there one year and see the Macy's Parade one of these years. Just have no idea where to go and stay ect..

Oh, I know. Times Square has been revitalized in part due to Guiliani's policies and increased commercial development in the area.

[aoy1995]

what is an 8 decibel shit?

pikLsnifr? Sir, That did not take all that long.

Where is Mutt&Jeff? DumbnDumber? Whatever the hell that that hack was calling the boys...

[savethewave]

I was writing an article years ago about hypocrisy in big box chain stores, and I found that in Wal-Mart, you can't get a CD with dirty words on it, and other than that you can buy guns, Wal-Mart also sells the basic ingredients for Thermite, napalm, plastique, nitroglycerin, mustard gas, phosgene gas and other such party favors.

All of these items along with a bunch of other poisonous stuff throughout the store are at the perfect height for a child in a shopping cart to reach.

[Cardinals Fan]

They have more than 72 virgins there. Have you seen some of the check-out clerks? Sheesh!!

Ah, the Christmas rush is usually packed with fresh check-out chicks! Mmm, Salvation Army whores...:clap:

[aoy1995]

They have more than 72 virgins there. Have you seen some of the check-out clerks? Sheesh!!

Moo Moo's, twinkie crumbs and scraped up knuckles from changing mobile home tires. My kinda gals!

[Jonkeu]

The problem is that porn was once regarded as dirty and only degenerates watched it. but today it's more accepted.

[lordbortman]

I fucking love GTA: San Andreas, its by far my favorite PS2 game, but I gotta differ with the boys on this issue. I believe that even if the game is given an Adult rating, most stores will continue to carry it. Knowing how well the game will sell, they will make the right decision which will lead to the greatest profit. Even if certain self-righteous stores like walmart decide not to carry it (which would be an incredibly stupid decision), I believe that stores like EBGames and Gamestop will continue to carry this kind of game no matter what. After all, they still carry other adult rated games such as Leisure Suit Larry which feature female nudity and a hell of a lot of sexual innuendo.

[pikLsnifr]

pikLsnifr? Sir, That did not take all that long.

lol, sorry, not a sir.
:action-sm

[aoy1995]

I was writing an article years ago about hypocrisy in big box chain stores, and I found that in Wal-Mart, you can't get a CD with dirty words on it, and other than that you can buy guns, Wal-Mart also sells the basic ingredients for Thermite, napalm, plastique, nitroglycerin, mustard gas, phosgene gas and other such party favors.

All of these items along with a bunch of other poisonous stuff throughout the store are at the perfect height for a child in a shopping cart to reach.

Don't forget the Sam's Choice salsa. It kills my ass every time I have any of it.

[Blaster]

Moo Moo's, twinkie crumbs and scraped up knuckles from changing mobile home tires. My kinda gals!

You forgot TOOOFLESS

[PorchMonkey4Life]

forget aristotle... and fuck socreties... here comes professor anthony
Edit: whooo... just made it before op hit the clip

[Iwgmr]

I fucking love GTA: San Andreas, its by far my favorite PS2 game, but I gotta differ with the boys on this issue. I believe that even if the game is given an Adult rating, most stores will continue to carry it. Knowing how well the game will sell, they will make the right decision which will lead to the greatest profit. Even if certain self-righteous stores like walmart decide not to carry it (which would be an incredibly stupid decision), I believe that stores like EBGames and Gamestop will continue to carry this kind of game no matter what. After all, they still carry other adult rated games such as Leisure Suit Larry which feature female nudity and a hell of a lot of sexual innuendo.

I might be wrong, but I heard on another forum that either ebgames or gamestop is only selling the guide now on the website.

[savethewave]

You forgot TOOOFLESS

I hooked up with a Wal-Mart type gal a few weeks ago. She was missing some of her back teeth.

It didn't make me stop the nose-pinching and hair pulling, though.

[netPOSER]

Opie is seeing satellites? What a tool

[O&AonXM]

lol, sorry, not a sir.
:action-sm


OOOh Opie, a girrrrl... Hoo Hoo...

[debisjb]

Hillary don't want you to play violent video games, but she has no problems with 16 year olds having abortions. Not that 16 year old abortions aren't hot, I'm just saying.........

[EdC]

Unless there are a bunch of spy satellites up there Opie's comment doesn't make sense. Most of the satellites are in geosyncrous (sp?) orbit otherwise things like XM and Direct TV wouldn't work.

[Blaster]

I hooked up with a Wal-Mart type gal a few weeks ago. She was missing some of her back teeth.

It didn't make me stop the nose-pinching and hair pulling, though.

Oh it never does sir. Sure would like to have one gum me to death. Where's granny?

[Chuckyarla]

I totally agree with what you said above. It makes no sense for a parent to complain about adult content in M rated games when they are the ones purchasing said games for their young kids.
One issue parents face is the games that friends get. You may say no, but their friend's parents get it for the friend.

[aoy1995]

I hooked up with a Wal-Mart type gal a few weeks ago. She was missing some of her back teeth.

It didn't make me stop the nose-pinching and hair pulling, though.

Go search for Big Cletus Teeth and the two of you will hit it off just fine!

[shroomman_100]

wow O&A have a wackpack
great

[EdC]

Hillary don't want you to play violent video games, but she has no problems with 16 year olds having abortions. Not that 16 year old abortions aren't hot, I'm just saying.........

The good news is that if you're dating Chelsea you can brag to her parents about her sucking technique since they don't consider that sex.

[HearshotKid]

Yesssss! My internet when down and when I got beck PAT!<33

[Chuckyarla]

Someone want to explain my gag to him?
no need, I was having my own fun

[savethewave]

They should ask Pat if he'll be wearing a robe and having friends visit.

[aoy1995]

The good news is that if you're dating Chelsea you can brag to her parents about her sucking technique since they don't consider that sex.

If that is the case, then the ex-Rapist-in-Chief is probably dating Chelsea himself..

[estrada_realest]

Anyone get any information on London being bombed again today?

[freak8]

mod edit: stop being a post whore

[WetChicken]

Ow My Fucking Ears!!!!!!

[shroomman_100]

Anyone get any information on London being bombed again today?
cnn.com

[BigDickBlack]

Great I love this english fuck!

[BigDickBlack]

Shwoogies shwoogies

[freak8]

paul stinks

he thinks hes funny

[aoy1995]

Strap in kids. The 5th head from Mount Rushmore is in studio...

[Pork Flaps]

Wasnt Paul on the show when London got bombed before? Hes back on now and London got bombed again, Coincidence,? well tell you at 11

[BigDickBlack]

Ol' stank balls

[Jonny_Thunder]

Put on your laughing hats, here comes the English Cripple-fucker and Whore.

[BigDickBlack]

Ol' Sracthy balls!

[BigDickBlack]

I loev this guy! He hates mooleys more than me!

[pikLsnifr]

paul stinks

no just his sack does

[HummerTuesdays]

Opie is seeing satellites? What a tool

For once Opie does know what he's talking about.

[Cardinals Fan]

One issue parents face is the games that friends get. You may say no, but their friend's parents get it for the friend.

True, but where does one draw the line in an open free market society?

[BigDickBlack]

Wasnt Paul on the show when London got bombed before? Hes back on now and London got bombed again, Coincidence,? well tell you at 11

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[aoy1995]

Ol' stank balls

Apparently Denise likes the smell of a pair if burnt tennis ball head testicles over Pauls...

[savethewave]

No......TWATO......nooooooo!

[cameron007]

They shouldnt let these two back in untill "WE" get to see those cans on Denise....

[BigDickBlack]

Frenchie Vs. Ol Stink Balls Vs. Twatto who wins? Tonite at 10:00

[LilJimmysTreats]

This guy Paul is like nails on a chalkboard... so annoying!!

[BigDickBlack]

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!! Ive dreamed of this fight for the last few weeks!

[Jonny_Thunder]

Opies got good Anka and Norton impressions lately.

[hellonice]

Frenchie stinks!!! He never has anything funny or creative to say. Henri.

[Cardinals Fan]

Frenchie: "You stupid motherfucker!"

Paul: "Is your mother coming over tonight?"

[aoy1995]

For once Opie does know what he's talking about.

You can see the shuttle, and MIR (when it was up) if you knew when and where to look, if the weather permitted.

[savethewave]

How about the Brits and the USA saved France's ass in TWO world wars?

[BigDickBlack]

Apparently Denise likes the smell of a pair if burnt tennis ball head testicles over Pauls...


To think she actually found a honky with the essence of negro dick is scary!

[aoy1995]

Hello Ant! Guess you are reading this along with us..

[savethewave]

Frenchie's appearance will be the second bombing in the studio.

[BigDickBlack]

Frenchie: "You stupid motherfucker!"

Paul: "Is your mother coming over tonight?"


Only the best on O&A! :action-sm

[cameron007]

This guy Paul is like nails on a chalkboard... so annoying!!

I agree let Denise talk and get this "about as funny as a one legged man in a mudd puddle" douche bag off the freakin air...arrrgghh!!!

[O&AonXM]

They are spending way too much time with all these assclowns...

Daisy Dukes on a turnip-- could it be the line of the day?

[aoy1995]

David Dukes? Do the shorts come with 2 pieces of lumber, matches, gas and a shovel?

[savethewave]

Patti on a date with Andrew? Brilliant!

[EdC]

You can see the shuttle, and MIR (when it was up) if you knew when and where to look, if the weather permitted.

Yea but he actually thinks he is seeing a lot of satellites. Not likely since it is doubtful that very many are actually maneuvering at a different speed than the rotation of the earth.

[BigDickBlack]

OMG did he say she had nice ratty teeth?

[Jonny_Thunder]

I have a clusterfuck feeling about where this segment is going

[BigDickBlack]

Yea but he actually thinks he is seeing a lot of satellites. Not likely since it is doubtful that very many are actually maneuvering at a different speed than the rotation of the earth.
:icon_bigg

[savethewave]

I agree let Denise talk and get this "about as funny as a one legged man in a mudd puddle" douche bag off the freakin air...arrrgghh!!!

Maybe it's just me, but I think a one-legged guy struggling in a mud puddle would be hilarious.

[freak8]

i'll do that

[JoeyDVDZ]

Unless there are a bunch of spy satellites up there Opie's comment doesn't make sense. Most of the satellites are in geosyncrous (sp?) orbit otherwise things like XM and Direct TV wouldn't work.

Check out the big brain on Creep!

[BigDickBlack]

Everyone on WB! No I wont do it!

[HearshotKid]

I am not a fan of this bit. :icon_conf

[Chuckyarla]

True, but where does one draw the line in an open free market society?

shoot the friends. It stops the problem.

[BigDickBlack]

I like to consider Twatto as a oversized outy bellybutton that grew a little low!

[O&AonXM]

I am not a fan of this bit. :icon_conf

That makes at least two of us...

[BigDickBlack]

LOL! I love Paul! God Damn! Her tits look like flap jacks coming out of her chest!

[savethewave]

The only thing Sandy Caine should snatch should be an exposed live wire.

[HummerTuesdays]

Yea but he actually thinks he is seeing a lot of satellites. Not likely since it is doubtful that very many are actually maneuvering at a different speed than the rotation of the earth.

I also doubt he's looking at the satellites in NYC. You can't see shit with the light polution.

And people, there was a request way back in the earlier pages, can we stop some of the post whoring? thank you.

[freak8]

they'll never get to movie lines

[Chuckyarla]

love it, ten years of striiping

[aoy1995]

Well, there is the Line of the Day. League of Extraordinary Retards.

Too bad Bill Macy and Janeanne Garafalo is not there. The B Unit could be shooting Mystery Men 2 today..

[Blaster]

David Dukes? Do the shorts come with 2 pieces of lumber, matches, gas and a shovel?

My mom went to school with David Duke. His high school picture was hysterical or should I say ironic. He had an afro. He also lived about 2 miles away.

[HearshotKid]

Best line of the day "10 years of stripping" I knew Jimmy would have something good to say about that.

[DrGonzoPA]

she takes it out of the collection box at the church

[BigDickBlack]

Kids give her a quarter to throw darts at it for a prize! She a walking carny game!

[DoughBoy]

She's 60. It is SS.

[Chuckyarla]

does any of the money come from yellow treats for jimmy? or is she too young

[savethewave]

What a bag of meat Sandy is.

[BigDickBlack]

she takes it out of the collection box at the church


She did say she got it from God!

[Jonny_Thunder]

"travis, take the mike away away from her"- Best thing Op ever said with Sandy in studio

[cameron007]

Maybe it's just me, but I think a one-legged guy struggling in a mud puddle would be hilarious.

Your right but after a couple minutes you get boored, feel soory for him, and just think it would help if you just jerk his ass out throw him to the ground and tell him how big a dumb ass he is for steppin in the damn thing to begin with....Its a stressful thing to watch or listen to someone with a handicap struggle...

[savethewave]

Dear God,

Please let all the interns puke when they see Twato.

Amen.

[HummerTuesdays]

"travis, take the mike away away from her"- Best thing Op ever said with Sandy in studio

Can't Opie just turn her mic down like he used to do to Jimmy?

[savethewave]

Your right but after a couple minutes you get boored, feel soory for him, and just think it would help if you just jerk his ass out throw him to the ground and tell him how big a dumb ass he is for steppin in the damn thing to begin with....Its a stressful thing to watch or listen to someone with a handicap struggle...

OK...how about Steven Hawking with a dead battery in his wheelchair?

[BigDickBlack]

What a bag of meat Sandy is.

Yeah I wish she would cast for the new Rocky movie!

[BigDickBlack]

I love the way this cunt talks! LMFAO! She is such a shwoogie!

[LilJimmysTreats]

"POOUUUSSY" interesting pronunciation, Sandy!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Does anyone here even like hearing this busted bag of rancid shit? I fucking hate this bitch, yes, even worse than I do the Retarded L&S. Sorry, but this scab makes my skin crawl.

[O&AonXM]

Lets hope this is her last appearance on the show... we need to say another prayer.

[freak8]

they booked to many people

[BigDickBlack]

"POOUUUSSY" interesting pronunciation, Sandy!!


Look at this POOOUUUSSSYYY!

[girthymac]

what a cluster fuck!!!!!

[aoy1995]

OK...how about Steven Hawking with a dead battery in his wheelchair?

How about Jerry Lewis rolling out in one this Labor Day?

[LilJimmysTreats]

Who just mispronounced clitoris?

[BigDickBlack]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[savethewave]

Yeah I wish she would cast for the new Rocky movie!

I can see the Photshop of Sandy Caine on a meathook now.

Too bad it can't be real.

[debisjb]

Put on a Breuer bit and go home. The show is dead for today.

[HearshotKid]

omg he sounds like he watching the holocaust.

[DoughBoy]

He doesn't stutter anymore!

[Jonny_Thunder]

You know your old when a guy that sounds like he has Downs syndrome won't fuck you....

[BigDickBlack]

Ol' sour milk cunt!

[savethewave]

How about Jerry Lewis rolling out in one this Labor Day?

You mean he wasn't already going to?

[aoy1995]

Put on a Breuer bit and go home. The show is dead for today.

We had around 24 pages in the first hour and a half, and about 8 since they stopped talking about the douche water drinker in Florida.

[BigDickBlack]

Yeah she was shaving in a pool of nuclear waste!

[JoeyDVDZ]

And the show officially runs off the tracks for the day. sigh.... I knew it wouldn't last.

[EdC]

Shouldn't twato's 15 minutes be over already?

[Premarital Sex]

They should get Paul-o back in there for this segment.

[DoughBoy]

Yup the 10 o'clock hour is stink city. They're just coasting to the finish today.

[BigDickBlack]

Ive never been so happy to hear pats name!

[HearshotKid]

God move on to something else guys.

You are doing a VISUAL JOKE on a RADIO show.

[Chuckyarla]

patty knows what not normal is

[BigDickBlack]

I want to see Patty fucking stab this bitch with a broken bottle!

[IDontCare05]

Morning guys........Oh no it's twato..

[savethewave]

please just run car crashes until 11.

[Chuckyarla]

Why are they not taking any calls?

[BigDickBlack]

God move on to something else guys.

You are doing a VISUAL JOKE on a RADIO show.


You want me to make it visual for us? j/k!

[Thug Henry]

Paul is brutal!!! I love it!!

[BigDickBlack]

Put it in your ass! Im sorry but that is fucking funny! LMFAO!

[Jonny_Thunder]

Out The Fuckin Window!!!
edit: No, no, just in Danny's face

[savethewave]

Why are they not taking any calls?

Maybe O&A are scared of the revenge calls rom the Phillips Phile listeners.

[HearshotKid]

Thank god this is done.

[BigDickBlack]

League of extrordinary Retards-I see a sig pic coming!

[Chuckyarla]

good get them out of their

[khemystri]

ugh... that bitch is so disgusting

[Neo_Is_God]

please smash the dildo
plz

[aoy1995]

Paul is brutal!!! I love it!!

I agree. He just carries a lot of anger, and you can hear it in his voice, from when Denise sword swallowed the shwoogie version of a Coney Island Wife Tamer. Other than that, he's great.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

am i the only one who cant stand hearing retards on the air????

[savethewave]

please smash the dildo
plz

It would be better to slice it up like a loaf of French bread.

[cameron007]

OK...how about Steven Hawking with a dead battery in his wheelchair?

Yeah that would be funny for the first couple minutes...but my guess is he would have a backup...or at least a pair of battery cables and you would want to help him then...

[Thug Henry]

Frenchie Vrs. Paul would have been good, however way too many rejects in the studio.

[savethewave]

Yeah that would be funny for the first couple minutes...but my guess is he would have a backup...or at least a pair of battery cables and you would want to help him then...

I think it would be kind of funny to watch as he sat there motionless, his brilliant eyes pleading in a silent scream....sigh....

[Schnauzer]

What did I miss pals?

[rahrah]

sandy kane makes me cringe - no girl saying the word "pussy" is less attractive, period.

[HearshotKid]

What did I miss pals?


Nothing good...Sadly :icon_sad:

[cameron007]

Frenchie Vrs. Paul would have been good, however way too many rejects in the studio.

Paul vs Colin Quenn now that would be worth a listen...Paul is a douche bag...My guess is if Jimmy didnt have some kinda thing with this douche he would be splitting is retarded ass open with his slam axe every time they came in....but of course he wouldnt be in if it were not for Jimmy so thus the paradox....

[DrGonzoPA]

Frenchie Vrs. Paul would have been good, however way too many rejects in the studio.

Maybe they do a movie scene together

[savethewave]

Maybe Ben is getting his milk at Duane Reed, just to piss off Opie.

[Cromwell]

Andrew and Pat - take 1!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey jimmy... what is a mader de???

[HearshotKid]

I like Pat from Monaki.

He is AWESOME alone.

He has caused more car crashes than the whole population of chineese women.

[Cromwell]

I like Pat from Monaki.


is this a joke?

if so - cue the carcrash! :icon_mrgr

[Premarital Sex]

Damn it! I was expecting another Pat Battle bit to piss off Opie.

[aoy1995]

By the time Andrew gets the word ****** said, the show could go to break and be back from it...

[khemystri]

Damnit... I guess im watching The Shining again tonight

[Cromwell]

Damn it! I was expecting another Pat Battle bit to piss off Opie.

Pat Battle rules! :icon_bigg

[HearshotKid]

is this a joke?

if so - cue the carcrash! :icon_mrgr

Well just the concept of a guy that trys that hard and ALWAYS crahes.

I guess we already have a Jimmy on the show.

:icon_razz

[freak8]

they should have had paul do grady

[girthymac]

I like Pat from Monaki.

He is AWESOME alone.

He has caused more car crashes than the whole population of chineese women.
http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/9840/carcrash8gt.jpg

[Schnit Dick]

*throw myself under the bus*

This week was the first time i ever saw this movie

[freak8]

torantz

[savethewave]

Radio gold, plus with Pat doing that awful impersonation!!!

[vice86]

Who was that asshole British guy..I just tuned in and after 1 minute, I already hate him. I wish Opie would stop telling him how he's "really quick"....part of being quick and witty is to be FUNNY...something he's not...ech. I'd love to see Frenchie kick his ass.

[Thug Henry]

*throw myself under the bus*

This week was the first time i ever saw this movie :erstaunt2

How is that possible?!?!?!

[aoy1995]

they should have had paul do grady

No shit!

Denise: Sorry, I was late love. I had to suck some ******'s cock.

Paul: A ******?

Yeah. Yes, a ******. Got any Cloretes?

[Cromwell]

Thanks Girthymac

I meant the spelling, Hearshot.

I mean - the guy has his own forum here.

http://www.wackbag.com/forumdisplay.php?f=60

"Moonachie" :action-sm

[savethewave]

"she s s s s s s s s s s tole a pack of matches..."

[PorchMonkey4Life]

*throw myself under the bus*

This week was the first time i ever saw this movie
i will one up you... i have had the DVD for over a year and never got around to watching it yet

[Blaster]

*throw myself under the bus*

This week was the first time i ever saw this movie

Now the show will be more gooder for you sir! :clap:

[Schnit Dick]

:erstaunt2

How is that possible?!?!?!

I dont know...i have wanted to see it for years. I actually have been to the hotel where it was filmed...like 10 years ago. But of all nights to watch it was when the huricane made its way through CT a few days ago...when it was thunder and lightning out the whole time...it made it more gooder

[cameron007]

Resovior Dogs!!...Andrew explaining why he doesnt tip..

[Schnit Dick]

Now the show will be more gooder for you sir! :clap:

Yup definitely is...when he was talking to the cook and said "I'm not esposed to" I kept thinking of Jimmy saying it and laughing. And now I finally get the "As soon as possible" joke too

[savethewave]

Courtesy of O&A, The Shining has gone from a scary film I loved to a hilarious film I love even more.

[LilJimmysTreats]

Andrew as Pesci - pure comedy gold!

[montanavirus]

they should have had paul do gradyThey shoudl have Paul do Ringo from Pulp Fiction - it would be perfect.

[Schnit Dick]

i will one up you... i have had the DVD for over a year and never got around to watching it yet

I think you will enjoy it...you will be very happy. I can picture you at the end of the movie coming to wackbag and saying "YES! A ****** died"

EDIT: Did wackbag always bleep out words for you or is that new?

[freak8]

this should be funny

[aoy1995]

Stumbling, muttering little fuck? (Except for the little part,) I guess we know which part PFM will be doing here...

[Blaster]

Courtesy of O&A, The Shining has gone from a scary film I loved to a hilarious film I love even more.

Good point sir, good point. :clap:

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this sceene is going to be a blood bath when they try to do it... too much going on

[cameron007]

Who was that asshole British guy..I just tuned in and after 1 minute, I already hate him. I wish Opie would stop telling him how he's "really quick"....part of being quick and witty is to be FUNNY...something he's not...ech. I'd love to see Frenchie kick his ass.

I think your talking about Paul...and I agree with you...Hes a douche bag...

[girthymac]

Yes I agree, since listening to the show I have filed it from horror to the slapstick comedy section.......

[Cromwell]

Paul and Andrew!

Gold!

[savethewave]

Good point sir, good point. :clap:

I've seen four times in the last two weeks, and the girl I was watching it with was like, "what the hell is wrong with you? This isn't funny!"

[vice86]

lol..>Jimmy's one line was Oscar Award caliber.

[aoy1995]

The thought of Denise saying "Honey Bunny" is giving me a rod...

[Blaster]

I've seen four times in the last two weeks, and the girl I was watching it with was like, "what the hell is wrong with you? This isn't funny!"

It's like that on every sad/horror movie now. My wife truly thinks I'm sick. I can't help but laugh at someone esle's pain. Physical or emotional.

[freak8]

masallas wasallas

[PorchMonkey4Life]

they used lady di and marion on pulp fiction lines and it was gold

[savethewave]

It's like that on every sad/horror movie now. My wife truly thinks I'm sick. I can't help but laugh at someone esle's pain. Physical or emotional.

She was watching the Victim Channel...um...I mean Lifetime, and I could not stop laughing at the beating a woman was getting from her husband. The whole time I was shouting out, "was it HIS fault dinner was cold," and "well, looks like somebody will listen NOW."

I thought she was going to punch me in my stupid, giggling face.

[Blaster]

She was watching the Victim Channel...um...I mean Lifetime, and I could not stop laughing at the beating a woman was getting from her husband. The whole time I was shouting out, "was it HIS fault dinner was cold," and "well, looks like somebody will listen NOW."

I thought she was going to punch me in my stupid, giggling face.

Fantastic. I guess the b-b-b-boys roooned it for us. Good thing it's more fun this way.

[savethewave]

Holy shit! Hilarious!!!

[O&AonXM]

This is funny shit. Andrew should be up for an oscar next year.

[savethewave]

Fantastic. I guess the b-b-b-boys roooned it for us. Good thing it's more fun this way.

I think it's somehow made me a better person. Well, at least it's gotten me better luck with emotionally damaged cuties with low self-esteem at Goth clubs.

[savethewave]

I LOVE that I can do this at work!!!

[freak8]

Ohh Oo Hoo Hoo Hooh

[vice86]

Andres > any studdering guy

[Mike_From_Texas]

I'm in for the replay ...

[Blaster]

I think it's somehow made me a better person. Well, at least it's gotten me better luck with emotionally damaged cuties with low self-esteem at Goth clubs.

Yeah it's like accidental comedy talking to them.

How many people think that Pat is going to take ole Andrew for a ride. Pat doesn't like the spotlight on someone else. I smell jealousy.

[O&AonXM]

Wow... just cut out and we are done. See you all at 3:00 est.

[Thug Henry]

Todays show went by toooo fast.

[freak8]

AH FUCK


when will they be able to go as long as they want


damn it damn it

[DrGonzoPA]

Today I learned to make sure Paul isn't going to be on the show when I go to London

[gsteve66]

is there a feed i can listen to the phil show the first hour>?

[HearshotKid]

I am out for the replay. I a going to bed.

G' night.

[Neo_Is_God]

time to get ready for the attack

[JoeyDVDZ]

Plenty of swampland in Jersey to lose Andrew in....

[O&AonXM]

I'm in for the replay ...

Gonna listen to the first 1:45 or so with the Phile shit. That was great radio.

[kyler67]

Does anyone have any of the Pat Battle clips from the show other than the ones on FM?

[Thug Henry]

is there a feed i can listen to the phil show the first hour>?

Look in yesterdays attack thread.

[CockBusterVideo]

ditto on the replay, I'm in

[Blaster]

is there a feed i can listen to the phil show the first hour>?

http://players.eonstreams.com/FastAim/Player/Player.php?PlayerID=163#

[cameron007]

I'm in for the replay ...
Im in longview too... :action-sm

[Truz]

is there a feed i can listen to the phil show the first hour>?

http://philips.wtks.com/listen.html



here you are kind sir.

[gsteve66]

thank you trutz and blaster

[Schnit Dick]

i love how they jumped right into everyting right away today

[Chuckyarla]

Stay tune for the new O&A army show at 3 and on 152 at 4.

[savethewave]

Yeah it's like accidental comedy talking to them.



Who said anything about talking? A couple of those stompy industrial dances with them, and their long dyed-black hair is wrapped around your hand out in the car or the bathroom stall.

[savethewave]

Goodbye, all. I shall try to see you all later for the Phillips Phile.

[WetChicken]

Slug trails on linoleum was funny, Jimmy!!

[Schnit Dick]

I can't wait to hear E-Lo again...by far i think it was the best aprt of the show today

[CockBusterVideo]

This guy is the worst back peddler ever

[vice86]

lol...this Phillips guy is a major tool....trying to sound like he doesn't give a crap...but you know it annoys the hell out of him...haha.

But honestly...i want to punch him in the face.

[hellonice]

I''m getting angry again just listening to this cunt.

[vice86]

I wonder if Jim Phillips is going to listen to O&A's show to hear what they say about him. If I'm getting annoyed, i can imagine how O&A&J feel.

That womans fake laughing along with the wacky crew...eeecch. I haaaaaaaate her.

[CockBusterVideo]

Caling today

3 lines ready to rip

my cell

VoIP

and landline

already set to speed dial that fucking awful show

[IDontCare05]

I can't wait to call in.....I'll be all ready at 3.

[CockBusterVideo]

Line of the week

"E-lo: Who?"

[vice86]

sucks that O&A have to even defend themselves against the fake radio voiced asshole.

[Schnit Dick]

Is this guy saying "probam" instead of program...sure sounds like it to me

[freak8]

someone call that cunt a hole when ya call

[vice86]

They need to call Phillips EVERYDAY for ATLEAST a week..two weeks would be great....one day doesn't cut it.

[vice86]

god i can't wait to hear tomorrows show to hear Jim's reply to Elo's comment about Jim not even being close to number one...haha

[CockBusterVideo]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


Congrats doug.. Awesome calls..


This guys probably coming to work today with a tube of K-Y in his back pocket

[vice86]

Jim's trying WAY too hard to sound like he doesn't care...lolol. And now after seeing that pic on boringdouche website...lol..it makes him even more of an ass.

[Chuckyarla]

the NYT article:
TELEVISION; Media Activists Who Smile and Throw Cheese
By MARK LASSWELL (NYT) 1630 words
Published: June 26, 2005

AS soon as he heard about the Arthur Chi'en incident last month -- in which, at the end of a live report, that WCBS-TV reporter in New York was caught on camera cursing out a prankster sent by the ''Opie & Anthony'' satellite radio show -- Chris Landon, 33, and his fellow Newsbreakers jumped online to find the video.
A group devoted to monkey-wrenching live reports on local news, the Newsbreakers have a standing interest in media mishaps. But in this case their interest was personal: just a month before, an ''Opie & Anthony'' producer had approached them about joining in its Assault on the Media campaign of on-air stunts. And now one of those stunts, staged by one of the show's interns, had cost Mr. Chi'en his job. ''We looked at each other,'' Mr. Landon recalled, ''and said, 'That could have been us.'''


Well, yes and no. The Assault on the Media stunts are essentially a bid for free publicity, in the loutish tradition of Howard Stern fans calling television stations during breaking news events and blurting out references to Mr. Stern. The Newsbreakers, Mr. Landon said, are something else entirely.

Since Jan. 6, when the five-member Rochester-based group executed its first bust, as it calls them, of a live remote in their hometown, viewers in Boston; New York City; Manchester, N.H.; Columbus, Ohio; and several other cities have seen their local news briefly hijacked by elaborately planned vignettes that are more likely to baffle or alarm reporters than make them curse on the air.

The Newsbreakers' repertory of characters includes Cheese Ninja, who cavorts in the background of live news broadcasts, derisively tossing slices of processed cheese, and Jiminy Diz, a supposed newspaper reporter, wearing a loud jacket and a hat with a ''Press'' card in the band, who is angry with local television news for lifting reports from the morning paper.

During the busts, one Newsbreaker watches and records the newscast, telling the Newsbreaker provocateur through a hands-free cellphone earpiece when he is in the camera frame and when to make himself scarce for a while if the report switches over to a taped segment. The group sends its own cameraman to record a Newsbreakers'-eye view of the bust, tape that is then mixed into the actual newscast tape, along with music and graphics. The results are then posted online at newsbreakers.org.

Sometimes the on-air stunt is not the first encounter between the Newsbreakers and the news outfit they are bedeviling. On Feb. 3, Bobby Maville, 29, who uses the name Dizzy Monk as a Newsbreaker and plays many of the on-camera characters, approached a crew for the Sinclair Broadcast Group's news operation in Columbus, Ohio, pretending to be a college student pitching an idea for ''happy obituaries.'' The next day, Mr. Maville, dressed as the Grim Reaper but wearing a mask that bore a large smile -- a sort of Grin Reaper -- showed up at another Sinclair live report, looming behind the reporter, Shelley Walcott, as she described an arrest in a shooting incident. ''I turned around after the shot was over and saw this person dressed as the Grim Reaper,'' Ms. Walcott said. ''I flipped. It was scary.''

She remains mystified by the encounter. ''I've visited their Web site, and it's just gibberish to me,'' she said. ''To this day, I'm not sure what their point is.'' Ms. Walcott now works at WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee. ''I hope they don't follow me here,'' she said.

The Newsbreakers idea was born of what Mr. Landon described as his disillusionment with television news while working as a part-time assignment-desk assistant for Time Warner Cable's R News operation in Rochester. The blurred lines between the cable company's business concerns and its news side -- as when management asked to be notified by the news staff when local officials were being interviewed on the premises, Mr. Landon said, so the company could lobby them -- prompted misgivings about media consolidation and ''vapid and banal'' local television news. ''I said: 'You know what? I'm not going to take part in this beast any longer,''' Mr. Landon said.

Keith Cocozza, senior director of Time Warner Cable corporate communications, said Mr. Landon ''obviously had an issue with some standard noncontroversial business practices.''

''We have since parted ways,'' he said.

Having witnessed how entertained television newsrooms are by the sight of other stations' live remotes being disrupted by, say, an uninvited streaker, Mr. Landon struck on his idea for Newsbreakers. He cites the Situationist International artist-provocateurs of the late 1950's and 60's as an inspiration, though he seems more taken with their contention, as he described it, that ''we live in this mediated reality where we don't have authentic experiences'' than with their role in the violent student riots in Paris in 1968.

''If you can somehow throw a wrench in the works, and somehow startle people out of their -- in this case, television-induced -- coma and force people just for a moment to say, 'My goodness, what is happening on television?,' then you begin the process by which people question what they are consuming on the media front,'' Mr. Landon said. ''That, and the fact that it's a heck of a lot of fun. For us to do, and for people to watch.''

He approached a few friends last year with his scheme. ''I thought he was a little nuts,'' said Mr. Maville, an aspiring actor who nonetheless also thought being a Newsbreaker sounded like a nice change from wearing animal costumes at a children's theater. ''And it seemed like it could make a difference,'' he said. ''I have my own dissatisfactions with the media.''

Other Newsbreakers, who use pseudonyms and did not want to be identified for this article because of concerns about jeopardizing their jobs, work in financial services, the recording industry and for a film and video production company. Mr. Landon, whose wife, with whom he has a 6-year-old daughter, is an obstetrician and gynecologist, now works as a freelance photographer after one of his Newsbreakers pranks cost him his television job.

The industry's feelings about the Newsbreakers are decidedly mixed. Lee Eldridge of WROC-TV, the news director of one of two stations in Rochester busted by the Newsbreakers, said his station considered filing an assault complaint against the group for jostling its reporter (the Newsbreakers say their video proves they did not), but later dropped the idea so as not to give them publicity.

The Newsbreakers say they have at least some fans in television newsrooms: the group says it has received tips from station employees about where to find reporters in the field.

In the middle ground is the stoicism of Paul Conti, news director of WNYT-TV in Albany. After another Albany station was hit by Cheese Ninja during a live remote in April, a WNYT technician took professional umbrage, leaving a highly indecorous message on the Newsbreakers' phone line.

Others at WNYT heard about the call and ''got kind of worked up about it,'' fearing a retaliatory on-air strike, Mr. Conti said. He sent a memo to his staff instructing it simply to cut away from the live remote in the event of an incursion, apologize to viewers and move on.

''The same laws which give you the right to be out on the street doing a live remote give them the right to be out there to disrupt it,'' he wrote. (The station remains unscathed.)

While defending the Newsbreakers' free-speech rights, Mr. Conti said in a telephone interview that he was ''not exactly sure'' what the group was trying to say.

The Newsbreakers offer an explanation. ''Newsbreakers is a nonpartisan media watchdog group,'' their Web site says, that ''offers comment and critique on the role of television news in informing the public'' by using ''parody and nontraditional media interventions and transformations.''

There is no detectable partisanship during the group's on-air eruptions. But Mr. Landon, who calls the Newsbreakers ''Merry Pranksters for the digital age,'' acknowledged posting ''a certain number of bumper-sticker messages'' on the group's Web site. In a Newsbreakers video of a bust of an NBC affiliate, for instance, a graphic points out that NBC's parent company, General Electric, manufactures military hardware and the engines of Air Force One. Mr. Landon said that he had originally intended to let the Newsbreakers' efforts speak for themselves, but that ''we quickly learned that the people we are targeting don't necessarily make these connections without some cues.''

The reporters that are the Newsbreakers' targets may be starting to take some cues of their own. A recent bust of WMUR-TV in Manchester, N.H., introduced Tiger Lady, a female friend of Mr. Landon's walking her pet ''tiger'' -- a Newsbreaker wearing a tiger headdress -- into camera range. As he does sometimes, Mr. Landon conducted a brief post-bust interview with the nonplussed reporter involved. Mr. Landon was winding things up, saying, ''Reporting for Newsbreakers,'' when the freshly victimized reporter seized the moment.

''He went nuts in the background, like a drunken football fan,'' Mr. Landon said. ''It was a nice twist. We appreciated it.''




Photos: The Rev. Utah Snakewater (well, that's the name he gives) exorcising on behalf of the Newsbreakers, on a WHAM-TV news broadcast in Rochester.; The Newsbreakers characters, clockwise from top left, Jiminy Diz, Invisible Suit Guy, Egg Man and Cheese Ninja, appearing live and unbidden behind the reporters of local broadcasts. (Photographs courtesy of Newsbreakers)

[vice86]

Why haven't Jim Phillip's fans tried calling the boys. That would be soem good radio.

[NoFilterPaul]

Wasnt Paul on the show when London got bombed before? Hes back on now and London got bombed again, Coincidence,? well tell you at 11

Fucking odd coincidence that.... 8)

[NoFilterPaul]

Out The Fuckin Window!!!
edit: No, no, just in Danny's face

That wasn't on purpose - Danny wasn't happy at all for a couple 8(

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

what's this secret opie keeps talking about? is jim gonna get canned?

[NoFilterPaul]

Today I learned to make sure Paul isn't going to be on the show when I go to London

Yeah really...

[PhillyReject]

what's this secret opie keeps talking about? is jim gonna get canned?

Opie and Anthony are going to have a great deal of say and pull with XM and future talk radio on the service in the near future - strong possibility though.

[vice86]

what's this secret opie keeps talking about? is jim gonna get canned?

Well Jimmy joked asking if it rhymes with "fandwidth"....XM getting more bandwidth? Can't be...that's nothing to tease us with.

I think its Carlos is going to replace Jimmy...haha.
..

[CockBusterVideo]

what's this secret opie keeps talking about? is jim gonna get canned?


I would think this was the first sign of this..

from the philips phile homepage

The Philips Phile ON XM Ch. 152!
The Philips Phile on XM has been reduced from 4 hours down to 3 hours. They will no longer air the first hour of our show.
Questions or comments? Email XM

Ok, like, it's one thing to have your show time reduced, but, when XM decides to cut out THE OPENING HOUR of your show, ie: The most important hour of ANY radio show. You know the pink slip isn't far away.


Goodbye motherfucker!

[vice86]

what's this secret opie keeps talking about? is jim gonna get canned?

Well Jimmy joked asking if it rhymes with "fandwidth"....XM getting more bandwidth? Can't be...that's nothing to tease us with.

I think its Carlos is going to replace Jimmy...haha.
..

[khemystri]

Anthony says: "Why am I being left unattended" when Sandy Kane gets near him....

hilarious!!!! :)

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

i was just waiting for it... holy cringe.

[khemystri]

hand the CD to Opie stupid.....

[Sparkman62]

The real reason Ben went to the hospital.... He was walking down the sidewalk when his hog fell out of his pants leg and he tripped over it. I hope his hog sends him a get well card.

[NoFilterPaul]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC05813.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_DSC05814.JPG

I'm in them, so I hope it is ok to link to them on Foundry 8-)

[JoeyDVDZ]

Well Jimmy joked asking if it rhymes with "fandwidth"....XM getting more bandwidth? Can't be...that's nothing to tease us with.

I think its Carlos is going to replace Jimmy...haha.
..

I don't think XM is getting more bandwidth, I suspect they're "freeing up" some. AKA losing some deadweight on the channels.

[Clocktower]

I know it's a little late, but I don't get to post until lunch.

Two things:

1. The GTA rating thing. I truly hope that they adopt the same business model as movie makers do with the DVD's. They could make the trimmed down version for mass sale, and make the REAL version available for adults in the same fashion that DVD Unrated Director's cuts do. I think that would work, since apparently their federally adopted rating system can be under-minded so easily. Good point from Ant on Wal-Mart. They have to follow the RULES for selling guns. If they(and good for nothing lazy parents) followed the same rules that should apply for video games, we would not be having this problem.

2. The Retard Review today. When Andrew sang kareoke a couple of days ago, I called in and wanted to suggest this very same thing. Danny (i assume) took my call, punched in my info, and I sat on hold. While on hold, Opie started talking about creating a bit based on exactly what I was suggesting, an O&A Retard Review (my name for it on the call). Now I have no idea if he thought of it on his own during the show, if it was discussed in prep, or if he read my info on the screen and thought it was a good idea. If the screener remembers, then he can back me up. If he saw my call info and then created the bit, than maybe I could get a little credit. I know everyone is going to 'Hoo-Hoo' me, but the listeners contribute alot to the show, and I hope I was able to help some.

All done, let the flames begin..... BTW, I LOVE the show, and don't want to sound like I am upset in any way.

[Devilock]

Well Jimmy joked asking if it rhymes with "fandwidth"....XM getting more bandwidth? Can't be...that's nothing to tease us with.

I think its Carlos is going to replace Jimmy...haha.
..

Just curious...no Extreme XM 152 on XM online...Was it ever there or did it get pulled?

Is that What Lil' Jimmy meant by "Fan-dwith" & what Opie keeps hinting at?

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

i fucking hate sandy kane. shes the worst. i despise hearing her voice.

[Chester'sLiver]

she is just fucking annoying

[Chester'sLiver]

Just curious...no Extreme XM 152 on XM online...Was it ever there or did it get pulled?

Is that What Lil' Jimmy meant by "Fan-dwith" & what Opie keeps hinting at?
It was never there

[Chester'sLiver]

2. The Retard Review today. When Andrew sang kareoke a couple of days ago, I called in and wanted to suggest this very same thing. Danny (i assume) took my call, punched in my info, and I sat on hold. While on hold, Opie started talking about creating a bit based on exactly what I was suggesting, an O&A Retard Review (my name for it on the call). Now I have no idea if he thought of it on his own during the show, if it was discussed in prep, or if he read my info on the screen and thought it was a good idea. If the screener remembers, then he can back me up. If he saw my call info and then created the bit, than maybe I could get a little credit. I know everyone is going to 'Hoo-Hoo' me, but the listeners contribute alot to the show, and I hope I was able to help some.

Dude they did this back on WNEW with the Lady Di and Marion. You didn't invent this, nothing is new don't you listen to the Philipes Phile?

[Clocktower]

Dude they did this back on WNEW with the Lady Di and Marion. You didn't invent this, nothing is new don't you listen to the Philipes Phile?

They may have, but since I live in Houston, and have NO history of the show from the old days, I only know things as far as the past year.

That's cool, it was good today anyway.

But that does bring up something with me. It seems that the show and the fans are REALLY New York/New England sensitive with everything. I understand from the aspect of local events and such, but I hope after this year, XM (yeah right) and the show in general will try to market itself across the US, since they are truly national now. Example is the Promote the Show day. I would LOVE to be a part of that, but I'm in Texas, and I'm sure many people share my sentiments. Like I said, maybe after the first year, and XM sees that this is the TOP thing on their service, they will market nationally. Sticker Stops for friends of the show are great, but they aren't as effective as other marketing techniques.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey, are there any mods paying attention right now? The new posts link at the top of the pages is missing. I need my new posts link!!!!!


Oh yeah, the "who's online" portion of the main page is missing too, or I would have found a mod that way. :)

[NoFilterPaul]

Jesus, this thread just fucking died....

[NoFilterPaul]

Here's some pics from todays show:

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-009.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-010.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-011.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-012.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-013.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-014.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-015.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-016.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-017.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-024.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-025.jpg

http://www.wowfans.com/images/S_oa07212005-026.jpg

[Clocktower]

Jesus, why didn't someone smash that old cunt in the face with a bat. Sandy Kane looks like impending doom.

[ASSMAN]

todays show was great. i really liked the rant about hillary clinton

[Kurto2021]

man that is some nasty shit......that bitch Sandy Kane is awful

[Spruk]

Is there any way to hear about the first 15-30 mins of the show I missed it this morning and all the replays. Thanks

[HummerTuesdays]

You can catch the replay of Monday on Saturday at 7am